Talking bird. Jose Mourinho's stupidest comments about the season
Chelsea head coach Jose Mourinho loves to talk. But his words often disagree with his deeds. "Scorer" reveals the manager's latest silliest quotes and talks about how he is leading Chelsea into the abyss.
“The best team lost today. We acted more proactively, controlled the game and kept the ball. But since the opponent’s entire team was standing at their goal, it turned out to be difficult to score a goal.”
The season began for Chelsea with a rather harmless defeat in the English Super Cup. London Arsenal beat the Blues in all respects. However, Jose Mourinho forgot that if it had not been for Thibaut Courtois’s excellent performance, the score in this match could have been much higher. It was Arsenal who controlled the situation in the match, while Chelsea had more or less one real scoring chance throughout the game. And here Petr Cech reminded himself, parrying a dangerous free kick with a beautiful jump. “We cannot enter the season with five defenders,” Jose continued to escalate the situation, hinting to Roman Abramovich to strengthen the squad. At that time, there were no signs of trouble, and Chelsea continued intensive preparations for the start of the season.
“I am truly unique. Of all the trainers in the world, only I get asked questions about the medical staff.”
Already in the opening match of the season, Swansea almost caused a rout against Mourinho’s team. Chelsea were lucky that Bafetimbi Gomis's aim was a little off, and Begovic, who took the place of the removed Courtois, helped out his teammates more than once. It is all the more interesting that Mourinho did not take out his anger on his players, but on the medical staff and, in particular, the club doctor Eva Carneiro. Jose didn’t like how the woman jumped out to help Eden Hazard, who found himself on the lawn after a hard contact. “Even doctors need to understand the game. Such a rash decision left nine of us at a key moment in the game,” raged Jose, who immediately suspended Eva from Chelsea matches. According to rumors, Carneiro is now trying to sue “The Special One” and is ready to leave for another club.
“This result is fake. In the second half we were a much better team. "Manchester City had big problems, while we were doing absolutely everything."
Mourinho and everyone else were clearly watching different games. Jose lived in some kind of reality all weekend, constantly elevating his own players. But at the same time, everyone saw how Manchester City confidently crushed their principal opponent, scoring one goal after another. Asmir Begovic had to get the ball out of the net three times, and the Chelsea forwards were unable to upset Joe Hart at least once. Chelsea lost a match in which a lot of things in the fight for the title were already decided. True, as Jose loves to say: “This is England. Everyone loses points here.” Even this defeat was not fatal for the “blues”, because lost time could be made up in the very next matches.
“I’m not in the mood to celebrate my 100th home game in the Premier League. Now, if we lose, then, perhaps, I’ll definitely go somewhere.”
And they lost! Crystal Palace came to Stamford Bridge and caused Chelsea a lot of problems. It is noteworthy that in this defeat Jose Mourinho could no longer complain about the club’s weak transfer activity. By this time, his team had already been joined by Pedro, who managed to bring Chelsea their only victory of the season over West Bromwich. In the lost match with Crystal Palace, the only bright spot was Radamel Falcao. But even this could not please Jose. His peculiar anniversary was ruined. True, it is not known for certain whether the “Special One” went somewhere to unwind, or again began to come up with stupid answers to questions of interest to the public.
“Rest assured: Chelsea will not be playing in the Championship next season.”
Irony? Yes. An element of humor? A little. But there is always some truth in every joke. The match against Everton should have been a step forward for Chelsea, but instead the Blues suffered their third defeat of the season. Nobody expected this from Mourinho's team. Of course, Chelsea's roster is too far from the team even conceiving of being below the European Cup zone. However, now the situation is such that Jose Mourinho’s team has found itself in a steep dive from which they can’t get out of it. I wonder if Roman Abramovich will have the patience for several more defeats in a row?
“I am dissatisfied and glad that I am dissatisfied with our current situation. I don’t want to leave Chelsea, and the club won’t fire me. If someone thinks differently, then they simply don’t know the situation.”
Before the start of the season, Jose Mourinho extended his contract with Chelsea until 2019. But then Roman Abramovich could hardly look into the future and see how his club would start the season. Jose Mourinho is really not doing his job right now. All opponents come out to play against Chelsea with extreme motivation, because losing to the champion is not scary, but when the champion himself loses, it’s a success. Now Mourinho is really close to leaving the club, although at the same moment he is far from it. We all know how passionate Abramovich is about the Champions League. He can forgive his beloved specialist for the failure in the championship, but if Chelsea goof up in Europe, the Portuguese will have big problems. The match with Maccabi will take place this Wednesday. Perhaps this game will be one of Jose Mourinho's last at the helm of Chelsea. Only he himself doesn’t seem to even know about it.
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Top 15 legendary quotes from Mourinho
The head coach of the English Manchester United,
Jose
Mourinho,
has always been famous for his shocking statements. Only recently has the Portuguese specialist “slowed down” somewhat, becoming less likely to draw attention to himself with loud statements. However, it was not difficult for the British publication The Telegraph to rank the most famous quotes from the Red Devils coach.
Becoming Chelsea head coach for the first time
“Please don't call me arrogant because I'm telling the truth. I am a Champions Cup winner, I am not self-confident. I think I'm special."
About Arsene Wenger
“I think he is a voyeur. He loves to spy on other people. There are some guys who, when they're at home, use a big telescope to know what's going on in other families."
About the film about yourself
“If they made a movie about my life, I think Georgie Clooney would play me. He is a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be perfect for the role."
About Rafael Benitez and his wife
“I think this lady should take care of her free time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet, she will have less time to talk.”
About Arsene Wenger
“Eight years without winning a championship is a failure. He is an expert in failure. If I had performed like that at Chelsea for eight years, I would have left and never returned."
About young players
“Young players are like melons. Only when you cut and taste the melon will you be 100% sure that the melon is good.”
On the pressure at Chelsea
“The blood pressure is bird flu. I'm under a lot of pressure because of the problems in Scotland. It's not funny and I'm more afraid of it than football."
On his rivalry with Pep Guardiola
“Every time I play against Pep, I finish the match with 10 players. This should become some kind of UEFA rule.”
On rivalry with Josep Guardiola
“When you love what you do, you don’t lose your hair, and Guardiola is bald. He doesn't like football."
About being beaten by Chelsea fans
“When they have someone who wins four Premier League titles for them, I will be number two. But at this point, Judas is number 1."
On Chelsea's victory with Benitez in the Europa League
“I don't want to win the Europa League. It would be a big disappointment for me."
On Newcastle players stalling for time
“You could also put the cow in the middle of the field and walk around. And then stop the game because there was a cow on the field.”
To a boy serving balls at Crystal Palace Stadium
"One day someone will hit you."
On his future at Chelsea
“If the club decides to sack me, I will become a millionaire and in a couple of months I will find a new club.”
About Chelsea in 2015
“We are a small horse. A horse that still needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.”
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