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Catchphrases from the series Doctor Who (50 phrases)

Fans of science fiction series, in the overwhelming majority, could not pass up the Doctor Who series, which is probably why 861 episodes were filmed. The plot centers on an alien character capable of time travel. and using this opportunity at his own discretion to help those whom he deems necessary. This collection contains catchphrases from the TV series Doctor Who.

Look at the eyebrows! They are so tough that they can open beer with them! They're disgusting. Worse even than the rest of the face. They are conspicuous, as if they want to separate themselves from the face and establish their own eyebrow state!

I'll just be a story in your head... Just let it be a good story, because, you know, it was a good story. The best.

“Fear me, I have killed hundreds of time lords.” - Fear ME, I killed them all.

All these things for which I am willing to die are simply nothing compared to those for which I want to live.

“I think you’re her hero.” - I'm not a hero. “So do I, but if we both continue to pretend to be them... Perhaps this will make others become heroes.” Maybe we'll both become legends. And may they never end.

It's not a matter of time; some people do more in twenty years than others in eighty.

As a young telepath, I knew a trick. Of course, you can't establish a psychic connection with the doors, and that's because they're so damn offended. Well, imagine the life of a door: people pass by, they keep knocking, but for the sake of someone else... But if you are at least a little friendly...

It happens that you meet a real handsome man, and then you talk to him, and five minutes later he is as boring as a brick. And there are others. You get to know them and think: “Nothing, normal.” And then you get to know them better and realize that their face suits them, as if their whole essence is written on it. And they suddenly begin to seem so beautiful...

The universe is impossible. It is full of miracles and mysteries.

- And who are you? - I'm a hermit. — A hermit with friends? - Yes, we united. Every ten years we get together and discuss our caves. It's fun!

How can people be bored? How was boredom invented in the first place?

“You can’t just leave!” - Certainly can. Here I am, and I'm leaving. Bye!

All the friends you forget flash by like fireflies. You probably hardly notice them.

You know, when you're little, they tell you that the main thing is to grow up, get a job, get married, buy a house, have a baby and that's it. But the truth is that there is a lot more weirdness in the world. It's much crazier, more complex and much better.

“You can’t be sad about the Doctor all your life.” - How can I forget him? “You must live your life, the real one, the one he didn’t have.”

- What if it’s like in the movie - I step on a butterfly and the future changes? - Then don’t step on the butterflies... What did they do to you?!

The human race takes its first steps towards the stars. We are children compared to you. Children who need help, children who need compassion. Please show this compassion.

What's the point of growing up if you don't allow yourself to fall back into childhood sometimes?

Water is patient, Adelaide. Water knows how to wait. It sharpens the stone of the mountain, the whole world. Water always wins.

People believe that time is a clear sequence of causes and effects, but from a nonlinear objective point of view, it is more like a huge ball of oscillating, undulating matter

Certain moments are recorded. Tiny precious minutes. Everything moves, anything can happen, but individual fragments are unchanged.

I believe that the world is much wider than what a mortal is allowed to see. I am convinced that if you look closely, you can find more wonders in the universe than anyone could ever dream of.

Fascism is when they say how to live, who to love, who should live and who should die. You fought so that we could all do what we want and say what we want, and you became like them.

No one can endure the test of strength. If a Time Lord had done this, he would have become a god, a vengeful god, but she (Rose) was human. She acted like a human being. She revived you, but she didn't control the power, so you became immortal.

- Why should trees kill us? We love them. - Yes, you have been cutting them down for furniture for centuries. If this is love, then no wonder they called fire from heaven.

I don’t have the slightest desire to kill you, the only reason I would do it is self-defense. However, since you know that I can kill you in self-defense, there is a significant chance that you will kill me in self-defense. War is hell, right? I wish you understood English. Or that I speak German.

What's the matter with you people? You hear voices - you try to shut them up, the trees came to the rescue - you try to destroy them.

I know there is little confidence in our lives, but Ambreen, Prem, I see you are confident in each other. I believe in one thing for sure... Love in all its forms is the most powerful weapon. After all, love is the same hope. Like hope, love survives against all odds. You both found love in each other. You believed in her, fought for her, waited for her. And now you give yourself to her. which means you are now the strongest people on the planet. Maybe even in the Universe. I don't know how to fix the marriage.

You remember fear and put it into your stories. It is a human superpower to forget.

A genius once said, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” We're about to prove that he was right.

Look at the ends of the Earth. The atmosphere, its thin layer, is the only thing that saves us from death. Everything else is stars, darkness - they are dead. Unfortunately, there is no life anywhere else.

None of us knows what awaits us. So we keep looking. Keep believing. Travel with hope. The universe will surprise you... always.

Some decisions are too important to be left on someone else's shoulders.

It's funny what we think about when we look at something beautiful. Every being in every space and time will think about different things. Because each of us is special. Each of us has our own fears, memories, hopes, dislikes. I have no idea what the future has in store for me, but one thing I know for sure is it will be amazing! And it will never end!

The devil is a cultural tradition, an idea, and an idea is difficult to sharpen.

- That's bullshit? Am I crazy? - Nonsense? Well, a WWI officer at the South Pole is being chased by an alien across frozen time. Delirium is never that interesting.

When you are little, you are told that the main thing is to grow up, find a job, buy a house, get married, have a child. But the truth is that the world is much stranger and much darker and much crazier and much better.

- Is this a sad song? “Nothing is sad until it’s over.” And then - that's it. - What is it called? - She's probably called... Clara. - Tell me about her.

- Children cannot do as they want. This is the rule of family life. - We need to try to understand them. - It's easy for you to tell you - you don't have children. - I was the father. One day.

“And that means we can be friends again.” - Do you really think so? - Don't know. But hope is such a dangerous thing. And so seductive.

These people are so brave despite all their shortcomings.

We don't sacrifice people - that's wrong, because it's easy.

Nothing happens as you expect. There is always room for surprise.

Where there are tears, there is hope.

Some people do more in twenty years than others in eighty. The main thing is not time, the main thing is people.

-What is the opposite of massacre? - And what? - In my experience - an explanation!

- And other people? Those who died. “They are nothing, and I changed the course of history.” “Any one of them could have done it.” Is history changed only by equations? To face death is to be human, and that cannot be changed. - No, Doctor, avoiding death means being human.

Do you know why I always win at chess? I have a secret move - knock over the board.

A long life is not always happy. In the end, you just get tired. You get tired of the struggle and the fact that you lose loved ones, you see how everything turns to dust. If you live long enough, eventually you will be alone.

History has been whitewashed.

*Doctor and company are surrounded* Jack: I have a sonic blaster! What about you, Doctor? Doctor: Sound... device... Jack: Which one? Doctor: Sound... doesn't matter! Jack: More specifically! Doctor: Screwdriver! Captain Jack: (stunned) Who needs a sonic screwdriver anyway? Doctor: Me! Captain Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Oh, it could be a little bigger... sonic?" Doctor: What, you're never bored? Were there any long nights? Shouldn't you have hung shelves? (The Doctor, Captain Jack, and Rose are surrounded by empty children) Doctor: Go to your room. Go to your room! I'm serious. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very angry! Go to your room! (children leave) I'm very glad it worked. Those would be terrible dying words. Doctor: Let's go! Alive! Don't drop the banana! Jack: Why?! Doctor: Rich source of potassium!

Doctor: This is from the gardens of Villengard. I thought it would be useful. Jack: There really is a banana plantation in the middle of Villengard, and you did this? Doctor: Bananas are good.

Jack: Door. Crap! These features really drain the battery. Rose: Battery?! This is so stupid! Jack: I was going to order another one, but someone blew up the factory. Rose: Oh, I see... On the first day we met, he blew up my work. This is how he gets to know each other.

(This phrase is something, something)) Doctor: If a genius like me succeeds, I can save the Earth. Or blow it up.

Jack: (explains the plan of action) So, here's the plan. We use the standard 50/40 strategy, blocking all free exits on the first floor. Doctor, you go straight to the meeting, it will block exit 1. Rose, take exit 2. I will take exit 3, and Mickey Smith, you take exit 4. Do you understand? Doctor: Who is the boss here, excuse me? Jack: I'm sorry. I'm awaiting orders, sir. Doctor: Okay, here's the plan. (pause) Like he said, good plan. Something else?

Secretary: Lord Mayor thanks you for stopping by. She would chat with you, but she's very busy right now. Perhaps you will agree to meet her in a week? Doctor: She's climbing out the window, right? Secretary: Well... yes.

Rose: I remember the song... Doctor: Yes, I sang the song, and the Daleks ran away.

Doctor: (to a military policeman in Downing Street) I think you'll discover that the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise, (looks at the policeman) But you don't believe me. Policeman: (shakes head) No. Doctor: Fair enough. (runs away)

Slitheen/General Asquith: By authority of the Emergency Protocols, I order you to shoot this man. Doctor: Oh, hmm, wait, oh, yeah, the thing is, if I were you, if I wanted to put someone against the wall, between us, here's a little advice, (the elevator doors open behind him) don't place them near the elevator. (steps into the elevator)

(Looks for working alien weapons in the pile.) Doctor: Broken. Broken. Hair dryer. (pulls out a large weapon) Here it is! Went!

(The Doctor convinces Adam to walk around the space station) Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can’t just read a guidebook, you have to immerse yourself in the culture. Eat food, use irregular verbs, pout with salespeople, and kiss strangers... or is it just me?

Editor: Is a slave a slave if he is unaware of his slavery? Doctor: Yes. Editor: I was hoping for a philosophical debate, but the answer I get is... just a “yes”? Doctor: Yes. Editor: It's boring with you. Doctor: Untie me, and you'll immediately have fun.

Woman: My leg has grown back! When I arrived at the hospital, I only had one leg! Dr. Konstantin: Well, there is a war going on. Maybe you didn't get it wrong?

Jack: People are probably wondering what four people are doing in a small booth.

Jack: (run after Slytheen) She has a teleport! This is unfair! Now we'll never catch her! Rose: Oh, the Doctor is good with teleporters. (The Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver and teleports Margaret back three times.) Doctor: I can do this all day. Slitheen/Margaret: (out of breath) This is... stalking. Why can't you leave me alone? What have I done to you? Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this planet. Slytheen/Margaret: Besides that.

Trin-I: Stand still and let the defabricator do its magic. Jack: What is a defabricator? (His clothes are disintegrated.) Jack: I see. Defabricator - does what it says on the label. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? Zyu-Zana: Exactly. Jack: Ladies, your ratings just went up.

Jack: Wait, ladies, I don't want to shoot you. Trin-I: But you are unarmed! Zyu-Zana: And a goal! (Jack reaches back and pulls out a small pistol.) Zyu-Zana: But... it's a compact deluxe laser. Trin-I: Where did you hide it!? Jack: You don't want to know for sure. Zyu-Zana: Give me this thing! (Jack shoots at them.)

Doctor: And you're watching all this? Linda: (shrugs) Everyone is watching. Why aren't you looking? Doctor: Didn't pay for the license. Linda: (horrified) Oh my God! You will be executed for this! Doctor: (shows a sonic screwdriver) Let them try.

Controller: My masters, they are afraid of the Doctor.

(Jack tries to enter archive six.) Programmer: Entry to archive six is ​​prohibited. Jack: (shows two machine guns) Do you think I obey prohibitions?

Dalek 2: ALARM, ALARM, WE'RE DETECTED! Dalek 1: It's the Doctor! He found us! Open a communication channel! Dalek 2: (to Rose) The woman will rise! GET UP! (The Doctor appears on the holographic screen.) Dalek 1: I will speak to the Doctor. Doctor: Will you? Fine. Hello! Dalek 1: The Tactics' strategy is nearing completion. Our fleet is almost ready. You won't bother us. Doctor: Oh yeah? How is it? Dalek 1: (looks at Rose) We have your partner. You will obey or she will be destroyed! Doctor: No. (Pause. The Daleks look at each other in bewilderment. The humans look at the Doctor.) Dalek 1: Explain yourself! Doctor: I said no. Dalek 1: What's the point of this denial? Doctor: It means no. Dalek 1: But she will be destroyed! Doctor: (jumps up) No! Because I will do the following: I will save her! I'll rescue Rose Tyler right from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then, I will save the Earth! And then, just for good measure, I will wipe every stinking Dalek from the face of the sky! Dalek 1: But you don't have a weapon! No protection! No plan! Doctor: Yes! And it scares you to death! Rose? Rose: Yes, Doctor? Doctor: I'm coming for you. (The Doctor turns off the connection. The Daleks panic and begin to operate the instruments.)

Doctor: There's no point in standing here and chatting. People, you gossip all day. Do the Daleks have all the answers? Let's go meet the neighbors! Rose: Don't go out there! (The Doctor exits the TARDIS.) Daleks: Destroy! Destroy! (The Daleks fire, but the beams do not reach the Doctor.) Doctor: Is that all? (pause) You are useless! Zero points! Everything is fine. Come out, this force field is repelling everything. Jack: Well, almost everything. Doctor: Yes, but I wasn't going to tell them that, thank you. Jack: Sorry.

(The Doctor wants to build a delta wave emitter.) Doctor: So, with a brain the size of mine, it would take, uh, three days. When will the fleet arrive? Davich Pavel: In 22 minutes.

Doctor: (from the rising elevator to Rose) Room 26. And be careful, there are disinfectants here! Rose: What? Doctor: Disinfectors! Rose: What? Doctor: Dezin - Okay, you’ll find out for yourself. (Rosa enters another elevator and is given a cold shower.)

(Getting ready for a concert in 1979, the Doctor and Rose found themselves in 1879, surrounded by armed soldiers.) Doctor: 1879... whatever. Captain Reynolds: (Scottish accent) You must explain your presence... and this girl's nakedness. Doctor: Are we in Scotland? Captain Reynolds: How can you not know this? Doctor: (switches into Scottish accent) Oh, I - I'm amazed and confused. I chased the naked child from that hill onwards. Continue? Rose: Oh-oh.. (adopts a terrible Scottish accent) I'm tired of it, and I'm bullied and bullied - Doctor: (To Rose, quietly, in a normal voice) No, don't do that. No need. Rose: Signal! Doctor: (very quietly) No, really, don’t. Truth

Rose: (walking behind Queen Victoria's carriage) I want her to say "we're not amused." I bet you 5 pounds that I can make her say that? Doctor: Well, even if I agreed to that, it would be an abuse of my privilege as a time traveler. Rose: 10 pounds? Doctor: I agree.

(Seeing a werewolf for the first time, while everyone runs away in horror and panic.) Doctor: Oh, great!

Rose: What are we going to do? Doctor: We - run. Rose: What does that mean? Doctor: Are there silver bullets? Rose: No, I don't. Doctor: Then we'll run. Your Majesty, as a doctor, I say: jogging is good for your health!

Doctor: (impersonates a teacher, introduces himself to the class) So... Physics! Physics, huh? Fiiiiiiizika! Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics... I hope you're writing it all down!

Sarah: I've seen things that even you wouldn't believe! Rose: Try it. Sarah: Mummies. Rose: I've met ghosts. Sarah: Robots. Lots of robots. Rose: Slimes. In Downing Street. Sarah: Daleks! Rose: (warming up) Met their Emperor. Sarah: Antimatter monsters! Rose: Gas zombies! Sarah: Real live dinosaurs! Rose: A real live werewolf! Sarah: Loch. Nessky. Monster! (gesture) Rose: (impressed) Seriously? Rose: Didn't he do that to you - for example, he talks at ninety miles an hour, you say "Where?" and he looks at you like you took off your T-shirt? Sarah: All the time! Was he stroking the TARDIS? Rose: Yes! Yes, he did that! I'm already telling him, "would you two like to be alone?" (They start laughing, and then the Doctor comes in.) Doctor: How are you? (Rose and Sarah laugh hysterically.) Doctor: What? Look, I need to find what's programmed into... What? ...Stop it!

(Mickey needs to unlock the school door. He turns on the K-9.) Mickey: Okay, no time to explain. We need to get to school. Don't you have any kind of master key? K-9: We're in the car. Mickey: Maybe a drill? K-9: We're in the car. Mickey: You're useless. K-9: We're in the car! Mickey: (getting it) Wait a minute. We're in the car! (Knocks down the school door with a car.)

(Inside young Reinette's bedroom, where the clock on the mantelpiece is ticking ominously.) Doctor: Let's think about it. If you're a ticking thing and you're hiding in someone's room, the first thing you should do is break the clock. Because no one will pay attention to the ticking of one clock, but two... You may begin to doubt that you are really alone...

(The Doctor dodges the robot with the blade. He calms Reinette.) Doctor: It's just a nightmare, Reinette, don't worry. Everyone has them. Even monsters under the bed have nightmares. Really, monster? Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about? Doctor: ABOUT ME!

(Unmasking the clockwork robot and looking at the mechanism in the robot's head.) Doctor: Oh, you're beautiful! No, really, you, you are magnificent! Look at this! Clockwork from the space era, I love it, I'm shaking all over! Listen, seriously, I say this from the bottom of my heart - and by the way, keep in mind that there are two of them - it would be a crime, it would be vandalism, to dismantle you.

(Takes out a sonic screwdriver) Doctor: But that won't stop me.

(Adult Reinette discovers the Doctor in her bedroom.) Reinette: It's common for children to only have imaginary friends during childhood. You are to be congratulated on your perseverance.

Sylv (01:25:25 12/31/2008) (Having experienced Reinette's passionate kiss; realizes who she is.) Doctor: (cheering) I'm the Doctor, and I just kissed Madame de Pompadour!

Doctor: (horses) Stop following me. I'm not your mother!

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship? Doctor: Mickey, what is pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Have at least a little perspective.

(The Doctor previously found a horse on a spaceship from the 51st century) Doctor: Rose, take Mickey and Arthur. Follow him. Don't go near it, just watch what it does. Rose: Arthur? Doctor: Good name for a horse. Rose: No, you won't keep a horse! Doctor: I let you hold Mickey! Now come on, go, go, go!

(The Doctor enters; apparently drunk.) Doctor: Have you met the French? My... God, they know how to have fun! Rose: Oh, look at you! Arrival of the Storm! Doctor: Wow, you sound just like your mother. Rose: What were you doing? And where were you?! Doctor: Well... In particular, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries earlier. You know, they've never seen a banana before; Always take a banana with you to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.

(After a heroic entrance into the besieged ballroom of Versailles.) Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France. Doctor: (arrogantly) Yes? Well, I am a Time Lord.

Cyberman: We look alike, but your design is inelegant. Dalek Fi: Daleks don't care about elegance! Cyberman: You can see it. But think about it, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together we can renew the entire universe. Dalek Fi: Are you suggesting we team up? Cyberman: Right. Dalek Fi: Request denied! Cyberman: Hostile elements will be removed. (they shoot at the Dalek, but to no avail) Dalek Fi: Destroy! (Destroys both Cybermen.) Cyber ​​Leader: (to other Cybermen) Open visual channel! (Cyber ​​Leader appears on screen in front of three Daleks.) Cyber ​​Leader: Daleks, I warn you. You started a war with the Cybermen. Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control! Cyber ​​Leader: We are five million Cybermen. How many of you? Dalek Sec: Four. Cyber ​​Leader: Would you destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek! You're only better at one thing. Cyber ​​Leader: What? Dalek Sec: You'd rather die.

Dalek Just: This man is registered as an enemy. Dalek Sec: The woman's heartbeat has increased! Mickey: Yes, of course. Dalek Sec: (to Rose) Identify him! Rose: (confidentially) Okay. Do you really want to know? This is the Doctor. (The Daleks back away) Five million Cybermen: easy. One Doctor? Now you are afraid.

(The Doctor is a patient in the hospital being examined by Mr. Stoker and the nursing students.) Stoker: There's a thunderstorm coming, and lightning is a form of static electricity, which was first proven by... who? Doctor: Benjamin Franklin. Stoker: (surprised) That's right. Doctor: My friend Ben, it took a day and a half. That flying snake rubbed my hands. And then I got soaked— Stoker: (excited) Quite. Doctor: -and then I was hit with electricity. Stoker: Let's move on. (to one of the medical students) I think a visit to a psychiatrist would not hurt.

[The Doctor and Martha are thrown from side to side while traveling in the TARDIS.] Martha: Don't you have to pass a test to fly this thing? Doctor: [plants the TARDIS] Yes, and I failed it!

Martha: [exiting the TARDIS] Where are we... Sorry, we need to get used to the new language. When we? Doctor: [looks up then pulls Martha back] Watch out! [someone throws out the slop where it just stood] Back then... when the toilet had not yet been invented. Sorry.

Martha: But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff? Doctor: Of course. What's the matter? Martha: Well, it's like in those films! Step on a butterfly and change the future of humanity! Doctor: [grins] I'll tell you what, don't... step on butterflies. What did they do to you? Martha: What if... I don’t know! What if I kill my grandfather?! Doctor: Are you planning to do this? Martha: No. Doctor: Well, there you go. Martha: And this is London? Doctor: Yes, year 1599 March: Can I be here? Will I not be taken into slavery? Doctor: For what? Martha: I'm black, in case you haven't noticed! Doctor: I'm not even human. Act as if nothing happened. Doctor: Not much different from your time. Look, [points to a man shoveling excrement into a bucket] they have recycled materials [see people chatting near a barrel of water] Conversations around the water cooler in the office... Preacher: ...and the Earth will be consumed in flames! Doctor: ...And global warming.

Doctor: Just think. Let's go back, you can tell everyone you saw Shakespeare. Martha: Yes! And then they can put me in a mental hospital!

Shakespeare: How does a young man get such old eyes? Doctor: I read a lot.

Doctor: The whole world is a stage... Shakespeare: Maybe I'll use it.

Doctor: [quotes] “Rage upon all the world...” Shakespeare: I use that. Doctor: You can’t, it’s someone else’s line. [referring to Dylan Thomas]

Shakespeare: Sycorax. Good word. I'll take it from you too. Doctor: I should get ten percent.

[Queen Elizabeth I enters the Globe.] Doctor: [joyfully] Queen Elizabeth I. Elizabeth I: Doctor!
Doctor: [not understanding] What? Elizabeth I: My sworn enemy! Doctor: [even more confused] What? Elizabeth I: Cut off his head! Doctor: [shocked] WHAT?! Martha: It doesn’t matter, let’s run! Martha: What did you do to her?! Doctor: How should I know?! I haven't met her yet! This is what it means to travel in time... [Opens the Tardis door and launches the March, he himself lingers] And yet it’s interesting.. [Seeing that the archers are already taking aim and running inside closes the door] Great, there is something to expect from life. Add a slander to the post

What's your favorite Doctor Who quote?

This is going to be a little long (it's a whole scene), so stay with me. I have highlighted the most important parts for me:

Doctor: You just want cruelty to beget cruelty. You are not superior to the people who were cruel to you. You're just a whole bunch of new cruel people. A whole bunch of new cruel people who are cruel to other people who will eventually become cruel to you. The only way anyone can live in peace is if they are willing to forgive. Why don't you break the cycle?

Bonnie: Why should we?

Doctor: And when this war is over, when you have a homeland free of people, what do you think it will be like? You know? Have you thought about this? Have you taken this into account? Because you are very close to getting what you want. What does it look like? Paint me a picture. Will you live in houses? Do you want people to go to work? Will there be holidays? Oh! Will there be music? Do you think people will be allowed to play the violin? Who will make the violins? Well? Oh, you don't really know, do you? Because like every other child in history, Bonnie, you don't really know what you want. So let me ask you a question about this brave new world of yours. When you've killed all the bad guys and when everything is perfect, fair and just. When you finally got exactly what you want, what will you do with people like you? Troublemakers. How are you going to protect your glorious revolution from the next one?

Bonnie: We will win.

Doctor: Oh, you? Well, maybe, maybe you'll win. But no one wins for long. The wheel just keeps turning. Come on. Break the cycle.

Bonnie: Why are you still talking?

Doctor: Because I want you to see, and I'm almost there.

Bonnie: Do you know what I see, Doctor? Box. A box with everything I need. Fifty percent chance.

Kate: For us too.

Doctor: And we're leaving! Fingers on the buzzers! Are you feeling lucky? Are you ready to play the game! Who will be faster? Who will be the luckiest?

Kate: This is not a game!

Doctor: No, it's not a game, dear. And I mean that sincerely.

Kate: You set it up, why?

Doctor: Because it's not a game, Kate! This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought is right in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you take the first shot, no matter how good you feel, you have no idea who is going to die! You don't know whose children will scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives have been destroyed. How much blood will be spilled until everyone does what they always intended to do from the beginning. Sit down and talk!

Doctor: Do you know what thinking is? It's just a buzzword to change your mind.

Bonnie: I won't change my mind.

Doctor: Then you'll die stupid.

Bonnie: You don't understand. You'll never understand.

Doctor: I don't understand?
Are you joking? Me? I certainly understand. I mean, do you call this a war? This is a fun little thing. This is not a war. I have fought in more war than you will ever know. I've done worse things than you can imagine. And when I close my eyes... I hear more screams than anyone could count! You are not superior to the people who were cruel to you. You're just a whole bunch of new cruel people. This shows that responding with more violence makes you worse or worse than the people you fight. The only way anyone can live in peace is if they are willing to forgive. One of my favorites from this scene. This shows that struggle never leads to peace. No, this is not a game... This is a scale model of war. The Doctor shows that no matter how small things look at the beginning, war is war. you have no idea who will die! You don't know whose children will scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives have been destroyed. How much blood will be spilled until everyone does what they always intended to do from the beginning. Sit down and talk! This is my absolute favorite in this scene. When I first heard this, I wanted to cry. The Doctor spills (both from his mouth and from his eyes) that nothing is guaranteed. To quote another good show: “War is worse than hell.” -MESH. When you fight in a war, it's not just the soldiers who die. These are civilians, mothers, sons, children, husbands. Sinners go to hell and are tortured. In the war, no one was spared, regardless of their beliefs, morals, nothing. This is why war is worse than hell. Bonnie: I won't change my mind. Doctor: Then you'll die stupid. If you can't change your mind and you only have one point of view that doesn't change with new ideas and facts, then you're arrogant and narrow-minded, and no one wants that. I've done worse things than you can imagine. And when I close my eyes... I hear more screams than anyone could count! When the Doctor talks about this, we see that he really experienced such horrors. But what I like most about the Doctor is that he uses this experience not to mock and mourn (okay, maybe a little), but to teach other people not to do anything he did. He says this to Bonnie and Kate because he wants to reassure them that he understands. He knows what's going on and how to fix it. He doesn't want anyone to go through what he did, he doesn't want anyone to make the same mistakes. He uses his torture to help people see other ways of doing things.

Doctor Who: All the Doctors

Since the last post was liked by as many as 59 people, and some of them are clearly fans of the series, I decided to continue.
So, Doctor Who - who is he? He has a blue TARDIS, we don’t know anything else about him. Well, let me remind you: the Doctor is an alien from the planet Gallifrey, who is called the Time Lord, he has a TARDIS spaceship, he is also a time machine and much more in general, and this ruler, who looks like a person, but does not age, lives long and has the ability to regenerate (but not an infinite number of times), travels through time and space, across different worlds, planets in the company of different satellites. There are supposed to be 12 regenerations in total, so there should be 13 incarnations of the Doctor in total. Recently, it seems like he was given more regenerations, but I still don’t understand whether he drained them or not.

We'll start from the beginning, that is, with the First Doctor

, who appeared in the canonical series, is played by William Hartnell. He existed in the series from 1963 to 1966.

The Doctor always added "Hmmm...?" to his speech, irritated sighs and grunts, and sometimes distorted words and phrases. Young girls were addressed as "child" or "young lady", and younger men were addressed as "my boy". He had difficulty (or pretended to have difficulty) remembering Ian's last name. While piloting the TARDIS, the Doctor consulted a small manual.

The Doctor spoke about himself in a conversation with his fifth incarnation: “In the very beginning, I always tried to be old, grumpy and important, like you behave when you are young.” His adventures began with escaping his home planet with his granddaughter, Susan, in a TARDIS with a faulty coordination system. Thus, the granddaughter became the Doctor's first companion. This Doctor's last trip was to 1986, where he first encountered the Cybermen. During the struggle, the Doctor no longer had the strength to maintain "this old body" and he regenerated into his second incarnation.

Second Doctor

, played by Patrick Troughton, ran from 1966 to 1969.

It must be remembered that the canon was just being formed at that time, so at first the connection between the Second Doctor and his predecessor was unclear. In his first story, the Second Doctor referred to the First Doctor in the third person, as if he were a completely different person.

Favorite phrase: “Merciful aunt!” and “When I say run, run!”

The Second Doctor was condemned by the Time Lords for violating their laws of non-intervention. Despite the Doctor's belief that Time Lords should use their powers to help others, he was sentenced to exile on twentieth-century Earth. And before exile, the Time Lords initiated the process of his regeneration into the Third Doctor.

Third Doctor

existed a little longer than the others: from 1970 to 1974. He was played by Jon Pertwee.

The Third Doctor wore a mark on his arm that was not worn by any of his other incarnations. Within the series, this sign meant “exile.” But it was actually a tattoo Jon Pertwee received while serving in the Navy.

Always charismatic, this Doctor had a distinctive style of dressing that is the most opulent among his various incarnations, choosing a ruffled shirt, a velvet tuxedo in blue, green, burgundy, red or black, trousers, formal boots, boots and capes. This earned the Third Doctor the nickname "The Dandy Doctor". In The Three Doctors, he and the Second Doctor were referred to as "The Dandy" and "The Clown", respectively.

His favorite phrase was: “Now listen to me!”

On his last journey, the Doctor encountered eight-legged giant spiders from Metabelis III, once visited by the Doctor. They were eager to get back the crystal that the Doctor had taken from the planet. When he decided to confront the Queen of the Eight Legs, facing his fear, he received a huge dose of radiation, which is why he regenerated. This is not the last case of regeneration due to radiation.

Fourth Doctor

played by Tom Baker from 1974 to 1981. Not only is this remarkable about that period of the series, but also the fact that the screenwriter at that time was Douglas Adams, a writer known for his book “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (who hasn’t read it, run!) Perhaps that’s why Easter eggs appear from time to time in the series - references to Adams. For example, when there was an urgent need to answer a question and it was unclear what to say, the Doctor blurted out: “Forty-two!” - it didn’t help, but the fans rejoiced.

The Fourth Doctor - a sort of extraordinary weirdo in a kilometer-long scarf - was very fond of marmalade. That's why my favorite phrase was: “Do you want some marmalade?”

The Doctor entered the battle against the Master. When the Doctor dealt with the enemy, the radio telescope began to descend and he fell to the ground. The mysterious entity known as the Watcher, who had been watching him through time and space, merged with the Doctor and he regenerated.

Fifth Doctor

- that strange fellow who wears a sprig of celery on his jacket. He was played by Peter Davison. Played from 1981 to 1984 and appeared in a short episode in 2007, accidentally encountering his Tenth incarnation.

Favorite phrase: “Brilliant!”

At the end of his life, he sacrificed himself for the life of his companion Peri, giving her the only antidote to the disease they caught from a poisonous plant on Malaya Androzani.

Sixth Doctor

was played by two actors: Colin Baker was the main character, but he was also the only Doctor who did not leave voluntarily, but was removed from filming. Colin was very upset and even refused to play in the regeneration scene. This moment was played by Sylvester McCoy, who plays the Seventh Doctor. Existed from 1984 to 1986.

I won't even comment on the appearance. The Sixth Doctor was noted for his love of cats. He always wore various cat pins on his lapel, explaining that this was now fashionable on a distant planet.

Favorite phrase: “Amazing!”

It is likely that when the sixth Doctor's TARDIS was attacked by his old enemy the Rani, he was injured and regenerated, although the exact reasons for the regeneration were never stated.

Seventh Doctor

, whose role, as I said, was played by Sylvester McCoy, remained until the end of the classic series: from 1986 to 1989, plus an appearance in the 1996 film.

Favorite phrase: “And somewhere else...”. For example, “Somewhere else they drink iced tea.”

Regeneration: The TARDIS made an emergency landing in San Francisco in 1999. After leaving the TARDIS, he was caught in a shootout between China Town gangsters, and the hospital attempted to perform surgery, but due to anomalies in the Time Lord's anatomy, the Seventh Doctor died on the operating table. Unlike his previous regenerations, he did not regenerate immediately, but only after several hours in the morgue (Doctor Who (1996)).

First appearance of the Eighth Doctor

on television took place in the feature film “Doctor Who” in 1996, because the series had been closed by that time. The role of the Doctor was played by Paul McGann.

This film was supposed to be the pilot episode of the updated series, which Fox planned to produce, but filming of the series never began due to low ratings of the film in the United States. However, the film was received well in Britain, attracting more than nine million viewers and receiving fairly high ratings.

The Eighth Doctor's next appearance after the film came in 2007, when he was shown in John Smith's diary in the episode "Human Nature". Also, short clips featuring all of the Doctor's incarnations, including the Eighth, were shown in the 2008 Christmas special "The Next Doctor", the 2010 episode "The Eleventh Hour" and the 2013 episode "Nightmare in silver tones." The Eighth Doctor's final appearance was in the seven-minute mini-episode "The Night of the Doctor", which is a prequel to the anniversary episode "The Day of the Doctor"; here his regeneration into the War Doctor took place.

This Doctor is known for his love of steampunk, but most importantly, he is famous for being the first to risk kissing someone, something unthinkable in the old series.

Favorite phrase: “I know who I am!”

The regeneration into the Warrior was also unique - the essence that he chose to take part in the Time War. Karn's sisters gave him a special elixir that caused regeneration. It was the Warrior who ended the Time War, destroying his people and the Daleks - something that the Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors will regret, until the last of them learns that Gallifrey is in fact hidden in a pocket universe, as the thirteen Doctors worked together to move it there, and the memory of this was erased due to desynchronization of time streams.

Doctor Warrior

(War Doctor) - the next incarnation, considered the eighth and a half Doctor, that is, the transition period from the Eighth to the Ninth. An incarnation appeared in 2013 as part of the series “The Name of the Doctor” and “The Day of the Doctor.” This anomaly is played by John Hurt.

Steven Moffat insists that he is not changing the numbering order of the Doctors, and John Hurt's War Doctor from The Night of the Doctor mini-episode does not affect anything. He explains this in the new issue of Doctor Who Magazine: “I was really, really careful with the numbering of the Doctors. John Hurt's Doctor is very special: he doesn't take the Doctor's name. He doesn't call himself that. He is the same Time Lord, the same being as the Doctors before him, but he is the only one who says: “I am not the Doctor.”

He was essentially created to decide the fate of Gallifrey along with the Doctor's two future incarnations, the tenth and eleventh. After making a decision, he bids farewell to the other incarnations and regenerates into the ninth.

Ninth Doctor

- Queen Elizabeth’s favorite, not according to the series, but in reality. This is the first Doctor in the revived series. He was portrayed by Christopher Eccleston in 2005.

The Ninth Doctor's favorite phrase is “Fantastic!”

Since this incarnation, the Doctors have said they want to regenerate into a redhead, but so far they haven't succeeded.

His death was sacrificial: His companion Rose took into herself the Vortex of Time to save the universe from another catastrophe. And she did, but the man cannot contain the Time Vortex within himself, so the Doctor is forced to take it into himself, which led him to regenerate into the Tenth Doctor.

And so we come to my favorite, David Tennant's Tenth Doctor, who appeared in the revived series from 2005 to 2010, plus the 2013 Christmas episode.

Oh, this Doctor, tragic in Shakespearean style and who suffered almost more than anyone else, was the second who sincerely fell in love with his companion and the first hipster among the Doctors who did everything to promote one famous brand of sneakers :) That is, he never got out of them and I even once rejoiced at their rubberized soles.

The Tenth Doctor's favorite phrase is “Allons-y!”, or in Russian - “forward!” Dream: to meet a man named Alonso and tell him this phrase (Alonsi, Alonso!) ICHSH, a dream come true! Second phrase: Molto bene (Very good).

Known for losing his arm in the Christmas episode, but... the regeneration did not end, he grew a new one, and preserved the old one in alcohol, so that later he could grow a more humane and aging clone from it and give it to his former companion. I couldn’t stay myself, so here’s to you, Rosa, surrogate, live and live well and make a good living!

He is such a sweetheart, I would talk and talk about him, but I’ll hold back my fanboy squeals and move on to the saddest part - regeneration. He left for a long time and was as tragic as he lived. His death was predicted in advance, which did not prevent him from dying due to the stupidity of his companion: the Doctor had to absorb a huge amount of radiation to save Wilfred Mott (Donna Noble's grandfather), which began the regeneration process, turning him into the Eleventh Doctor. Before this, the Doctor visited people dear to him: Mickey Smith and Martha Jones (who, as it turned out, were married), Captain Jack Harkness, great-granddaughter Joan Redfern (he met her when he was a human in the series “Human Nature”) - Verity Newman, Sarah Jane Smith and her son Luke, said goodbye to Wilfred and gave Donna a wedding gift (at Donna's wedding), Rose Tyler (before their first meeting), and according to the words of his future incarnation, he visited all his companions in general (for example, Joe Grand, who accompanied The Third Doctor), as discussed in the episode "Death of the Doctor" in The Sarah Jane Adventures.

And then the Eleventh Doctor

played by Matt Smith, the youngest actor in the role. Tellingly, he got a wife who was somewhat older; it looked a little ridiculous. Oh, what am I talking about, spoilers! The Doctor existed in this incarnation from 2010 to 2013.

Throughout Season 5, the Doctor thought his bow tie was "cool", even though everyone around him said otherwise. In the final episode of Season 5, "The Big Bang," the Doctor thought wearing fezzes was also "cool." In The Impossible Astronaut, the Doctor wore a cowboy hat given by Craig Owens, which Rory appreciated. But the ladies didn’t like his hats. You should remember the following about butterflies: a red butterfly and suspenders - a journey to the future, a blue butterfly and suspenders - to the past.

Favorite phrase: “Geronimo!”

The Doctor's death raises the age-old question: "Doctor who?" The whole plot is built around this: the question comes from the home planet of Gallifrey: if the Doctor answers it by saying his real name, then the Time Lords will return from the pocket universe to this one. The Doctor realizes that he cannot help his race now, since if Gallifrey is reborn on Trenzalore, other aliens will immediately attack him and a new Time War will begin. Over time, hostile aliens begin to infiltrate the planet, and the Doctor is forced to confront them. As a result, during the war with the Daleks, he receives regeneration energy for a new cycle through a crack in space, shoots it at the Dalek ship (hence the doubts whether he has anything left for the new cycle or everything is gone). The flagship explodes. The Doctor enters the TARDIS, says goodbye to his companion and instantly regenerates into the Twelfth Doctor.

Twelfth Doctor

- the last of the currently existing incarnations, played by Peter Capaldi. Exists since 2013.

Due to post-regeneration trauma, he has memory problems: he asks Clara if she knows how to control the TARDIS.

I don’t know what his favorite phrase is, other than: “Clara!”

In general, his companion infuriates me so much that I almost didn’t watch the episodes with his participation, which I regret a little.

Ugh! That's all, thank you everyone!

Doctor Who

What the hell is she doing? — The control levers do not work! I don't know where we're going, but my old hand is very happy! I thought it was just some weird alien thing! Are you saying she's yours? Well... She was cut off. He grew a new one. You are completely... impossible. Not impossible... just a little unusual. Why would the TARDIS bring us here? I love it. I thought you wanted to go home. I know, but still... This feeling... Like you swallowed a hamster? Don't move! Drop your weapon! We are not armed! Look, no weapons. No weapons. We are not dangerous. Look at their hands. They are clean. OK. Let's recycle them. His first. Hey Hey! What's wrong with clean hands? What's happening? Leave him alone! Something tells me it's not about checking my blood pressure. What are you doing with him?! Everyone is recycled! It took a tissue sample from me. And extrapolated them. Is this some kind of accelerator? Are you okay? What is this anyway? It's simple... Arm yourself. Where did she come from? Out of me. Of you?! How? Who is she?! Well, she... Well... She is my daughter. Hello, dad! You are programmed to follow orders. Ready to fight? Immediate mnemonic download of strategic and military protocols, sir. Generation 5000 Soldier. I'm ready. Did you say "daughter"? Technically. How technical? Progenation. Reproduction from one organism. One organism – both mother and father. You take a sample of diploid cells, divide them into haploids, then put them together in a different way... and grow them. Very quickly, as you can see! Someone's coming! This is Hut! Get down! We'll have to blow up the tunnel! Bring the detonator! I won't blow anything up! Blow it up! Martha! No! No need! You've blocked the tunnel! Why did you do that?! They tried to kill us! But they have my friend. Collateral damage. At least you still have her. And he lost both of his people. Her name is Martha and she is not collateral damage, to anyone! Got it, Soldier Jane?! I'm going to find her. You're not going anywhere. You're kind of weird, you two. No weapons, no marks, no desire to fight... I will take you to General Cobb! Now move. Hold on, I'm here. Shoulder, right? It means yes"? Let me take a look at him. Sit still. Calm down, right? Do not move. Half fish, half man. How do I know which is which? Is this a shoulder? Looks like a shoulder! I think it's dislocated. I'm trying to help him. I am a doctor, and he is my patient. I won't leave him. Now it will hurt. One two Three. That's all. I'm Dr. Martha Jones. Who the hell are you? I'm Donna. What is your name? Don't know. I haven't been given a name yet. If you don't know your name, what do you even know? How to fight. And nothing else? The machine must have programmed her with military history and tactics, but not her name. She