Pathetic, glamorous, beautiful quotes and statuses. Discussion on LiveInternet

With pathos and coolness

Pretentious statuses are given by people who seem to have put a crown on their heads and feel like celestial beings. If you also want to demonstrate your pathos, choose your statement:

I won’t throw pearls and prove anything to anyone.
I am flying, and you are crawling - you are fools, fools.
If you don’t have the intelligence to become rich, then don’t embarrass yourself - don’t shout about it at every corner.
You shouldn’t complain about a hole in your pocket, sew it up, maybe you’ll get more capital.
Only a fool cannot find methods of getting rich in our country, so don’t complain about fate - get down to business.
If I'm young and driving a cool foreign car. This doesn't mean she's daddy's.
When the rich are attacked, these people are driven only by envy - they were unable to make their lives prosperous.
Don’t envy the rich, they have more problems than you, just at a different level.
So who drove you into poverty, besides yourself?
Don't blame the mirror if you didn't come out with your face.
If you are a loser, then at least remain brave - admit it to yourself.
It’s strange to look at all the protesters - they walk, believing that they will be heard by someone.
Don't tell my slippers - they don't have money.
If we wanted to live differently, we would have found methods long ago.
To achieve your goals, all means are good, and there is no need to pretend to be moralists.
They wanted to do nothing all their lives, and then eat fish - this doesn’t happen.
People's envy of the rich is a sign of their flawed and sick pride.
Didn't live richly? So what to talk about it.
They don’t like glamor and pathos, but they simply don’t know what it is.
If there is an idiot next to a beautiful girl, then you should tell him about it.
I don’t overestimate myself, I just want you to at least somehow appreciate yourself.
If you have completely devalued yourself, then there is no need to say that you have too high an opinion of yourself - you just have no opinion of yourself.
Only fools remained poor during privatization. Everyone is smart - they sorted everything into their pockets.
I'm not indifferent, I'm just immune to idiots.
You shouldn’t blame me for being thick-skinned and indifferent, look at yourself, our compassionate ones.
Well, you love cats and dogs - and be glad that you are always covered in fur and shit.
Every gentleman should be slightly under the barbecue so as not to smell unnecessary odors.
I'm not drunk, I just tasted Hennessy - do you even know what it is?
You need to take a woman warm and hard, let her not rock the boat.

Glamor statuses for girls

I'm sending you to hell, keeping to the schedule! You need to be strict with this - there are many applicants.....

Who said miracles don't happen? Who am I then?

Every person has complexes, only those who are not burdened with reason do not have them!

Versace scent, brunettes don't cry! Sweet pussies love Whiskey. Night and day, dirty thoughts. Rest baby, you are NOT on MY list...

She understood that her difference from other girls was that she did not ask for anything and did not even wait. She is too free, too wise and too strong to be a weak fool.

Anyone born to wear heels will not wear galoshes!

Girl, I can be your dream! – It’s unlikely that you will turn into a black Porsche Cayenne!

Handmaids don't know how to win, princesses don't know how to lose, queens don't compete...

And everything is fine with me again: nightclubs, parties, whores, parliament in my teeth, a glass of whiskey... and there’s always someone on my phone with whom I think I can, but don’t want to...

Don't be afraid of change and other people's opinions. Be a Chanel woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself.

Hello! Expensive! Marry me... - Oh, I can’t now. I paint my nails!

I will hide my eyes behind a transparent veil, I will take out stockings with an openwork elastic band, And, saying goodbye to unnecessary morality, I will go hunting. Atas, guys!

Let everyone enjoy the magical sparkle of beauty!!! DOLLs like me are not born every day!

Why does everyone say that women love money? We don't love them! Look at the speed at which we are getting rid of them.

From cosmetics, I prefer powder for male brains!

You'll see, the fragments of men's hearts will still crunch under my feet.

I don't live with men's problems, I only create problems for them. They will have thousands of reasons to bend the knee before me!

I don't suffer from delusions of grandeur! Great people don't suffer from it!

A crisis is not when you don’t have enough money for a Birkin handbag, but when you simply don’t know who to call when you feel bad!

Some think they have risen. In fact, they just popped up.

If you fall asleep every night with a teddy bear, and he is in your head, then believe me, he has been sleeping with a doll for a long time)

I hear a noise in the closet... I open it and these things are going out of fashion

You laugh at me because I am different from you, and I laugh at you because you are not different from each other.

Those born to crawl - disperse! I'm taking off!!!

A real lady can behave so openly, as no whore has ever dreamed of.

My mirror, light, be quiet! People have complexes...

With contempt for pathos

But still, most people do not tolerate pathos - after all, it is akin to insincerity and arrogance. Therefore, on networks you can often see harsh statements about pretentious statuses:

If you are a pompous turkey, then pathos suits you.
Be glad that your pathos has not yet been washed away by the stream of refreshing water from the spring of life.
Walk around with a crown on your head - there will be someone who will take it off, maybe along with your head.
Excessive pretentiousness is a sign of internal insecurity or immaturity. Mature, boy.
Those who have pathos have zero experience, so they don’t even express their stupid thoughts out loud.
As I see pathos, there are 2 options at once: either there’s no boom-boom in my head - I’m a teenager, or I’m an idiot in life.
Go to a pretentious club, where they will gladly listen to you for your money.
If the crown doesn’t bother you at all, go to the doctor and tell them that you are just a king.
Pretentious motherfuckers must be educated only by force and without witnesses, otherwise their daddies will start running around the authorities for the poor child.
If it’s just a dunderhead, it’s not so bad, but with pathos, it’s already crazy.
If pretentious statuses arise in your head, put it on your page so that everyone can see what a moron you are.
It is not pathos that makes a person beautiful, but a person without pathos.

Pathetic quotes under photos on Instagram

Instagram is the most popular social network after Facebook in the world. Everyone loves it because you can post your beautiful photos for everyone to see and follow your idols, who can be more “at home” on this social network.

There are also a lot of bloggers on Instagram who write interesting posts or post funny stories. But still, most users prefer to leave quotes under their photos that make them think. We have created a selection of such pathetic quotes for your Instagram photos. Post beautiful photos and be trendy.

At least I'm not a star, but that's it for now

Pretentious statuses on VK are often posted by girls, young ones at that, to emphasize how happy, wealthy and successful they are:

Don't stare at my photo for those who are simply being strangled by a toad, I'm sorry if it does strangle you.
You shouldn’t write to me as a dirty and loser - first wash yourself off and learn how to make money.
Under my photo I read a lot of reviews of chickens from a common chicken coop - what, today you were released into the wild to nibble some autumn grass?
In general, the opinion of those who are themselves - zero without a stick - is not interesting.
If you don’t know how to live and work, you get a ridiculous salary, but what does that have to do with me?
Only funny people have funny salaries - they all go to work, and the employer, along with the salary, still laughs at them.
I won’t be like you and comment on your stupid words - it’s not interesting at all.
How I earned money for the car is none of your business; I see you are horseless.
Here they are trying to teach me about life - why are you so poor if you are so smart?
Classmates, I see, they’ve appeared on my page - you can’t erase them - what, my excellent students, it’s hard to live on one salary and with an alcoholic husband?
I’m ready to give money just so I don’t have to see your faces and comments.
Oh, so many comments after my harmless phrase: “Please do not disturb poor people.” All the poor people perked up and began preparing a revolution.
Ex-boyfriends - well, what do you want from me now - bask in the rays of my glory?
I saw my ex and asked to add him on VKontakte - dear. I don't give to beggars.
Where were all of you boyfriends when I was walking around the world, and now, of course, friendship, candy wrappers, badges...
I won’t help anyone, because no one helped me either.
What kind of generosity of soul are you counting on, little souls?

Pathetic phrases

Theme of the collection: Pathos phrases. Any unambiguity primitives life

That's what they are - friends. You fight, make up, and then, as usual, together forever.

For one who is not free, others are not free either. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I dream that early in the morning I will wake up from the gentle kiss of your beloved lips!

There is no hostility more terrible than that when like fights against like, prompted by the same aspirations and the same strength. Stefan Zweig

In the coldest winter, I learned that there was an invincible summer within me. Albert Camus. Notebooks

Don’t forget about yourself and love completely and completely!

Talking everything and not wanting to listen to anything is a sign of pride. Democritus

My love, I wish you sweet dreams and good night, and try to get a good night’s sleep, because a new, interesting, eventful day awaits you!

I don't like work - I just hate idleness. Ramin Ivanovich

I hate logic; it is always banal and often convincing. Oscar Wilde

Wake up quickly, my love! I agreed with the rain, today is his day off. I warmed up the sun, today it will shine with double strength

If a person judges something sensibly, this is a sure sign that he himself is incompetent in this area.

Even the mind of a fool makes peace with the truth.

Since you both have the same morals, a worthless husband, a worthless wife, it’s strange to me that you are intolerable to each other. Martial

Even simple material labor cannot be done with love, knowing that it is done in vain... Alexander Ivanovich Herzen

You have to fall in love so much... To even over-salt the tea!

When the people, seeing that the sovereign protects his life so much and grieves so much over his death, faces danger together with their sovereign, the soldiers will consider the advance and death to be glory, and the retreat and life to be a shame. Wu Tzu

Modern democracy has only one dangerous enemy - the good monarch. Oscar Wilde

A friend is like wine, the older the better. Allen.

A good woman, when she gets married, promises happiness, a bad woman waits for it. Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

In his palm is my life line.

A person who has stopped drinking and smoking acquires that mental clarity and calmness of view that illuminates for him all the phenomena of life from a new, correct perspective. Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy

The essence and true meaning are revealed not to the one who looks, but to the one who knows how to see.

There is debauchery in the home if the housewife likes to listen to various lies, and after listening, she tells them to her husband, and the husband believes it. Catherine II

Great despair always gives rise to great strength. Stefan Zweig

Lack of dreams destroys people. John Kennedy

A person will always have time for you if he cares about you

He who does not see the vanity of the world is vanity himself. Blaise Pascal

Among the fields, near the vast expanses of the sea, feelings become higher and purer. Anatole France

Success is a welcome gift to an uninhibited mind. Adlin Sinler

Friendship is not cemented by intelligence; it is easily torn apart by stupidity. William Shakespeare

We must make the people horrified at themselves in order to inspire courage in them. Karl Marx

The sun is shining for everyone. But only the lucky ones sunbathe.

Even robbers have their own laws. Marcus Tullius Cicero

I am writing to you with love, I am in a hurry to see you. I miss you so much, I love you, I want to see you soon!

To be a pagan for oneself, a Christian for others - every person instinctively inclines towards this. Albert Camus

Vice irritates people only from time to time, but its external features irritate them from morning to evening. Denis Diderot

Death should be the same as life; we don't become different just because we die. Michel de Montaigne

Good morning! Have a wonderful day, great mood!

Family love is the most widespread between people and the most durable, therefore, in the sense of influencing people’s lives, it is the most important and most beneficial of all the good feelings of a person.

No conflict, no drama. The enemy may be on stage or off it, behind the scenes, but he is certainly present in the drama. George Bernard Shaw

Necessity knows no rest. Marcus Tullius Cicero

The woman does not want people to talk about her love affairs, but she wants everyone to know that she is loved. Andre Maurois

A man should beware of a woman when she hates: for in the depths of his soul he is only angry, but she is filthy. Friedrich Nietzsche

It is better to forget and not remember about friends who do not value friendship.

Let childhood mature in childhood. Jean Jacques Rousseau

We beautiful women have a responsibility to appear stupid so as not to bother men.

If the aspiration comes from a pure source, it still, even if it is not completely successful, without achieving the goal, can bring great benefit. Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev

Is it difficult for you? So you're going uphill!

Cross out what you write often. Quintus Horace Flaccus

Character is nothing more than a long-term skill. Plutarch

When a woman is offended, she is capable of any action except the appropriate.

Be human first and foremost. Don't be afraid to weigh yourself down too much with humanity. Victor Hugo

May your day be filled with only positive emotions, and may you take one more small step towards your big goal. Good morning

Passion is a mocking, crafty deity, closer to the elves than to the gods. She loves to make fun of us. When we are finally able to give in to her, she leaves both or one of us. Clive Staples Lewis

Hoping to win a woman's favor, a man is the first to take a step forward - this is not just a custom, it is a duty assigned to him by nature. Blaise Pascal

As long as we are alive, we always have the opportunity to change everything.

Work is the most important thing in life. From all troubles, from all troubles, you can find one deliverance - in work. E. Hemingway

There is something humiliating about sex life for a person. Only our era has allowed the life of gender to be exposed. And the man found himself in pieces. Such is Freud and psychoanalysis, such is the modern novel. This is the shamelessness of the modern era, but also a great enrichment of knowledge about man. Nikolai Alexandrovich Berdyaev

There is nothing worse than old fools. They are even worse than the young ones. Agatha Christie

Tonight, in your crib, when you are already asleep, I will sneak a peek into your dream to kiss you!!!

The stage is more favorable to love than human life. For on stage love, as a rule, is the subject of comedies and only sometimes of tragedies; but in life she brings a lot of misfortunes, sometimes taking the form of a siren, sometimes a fury. Francis Bacon

Like a fire in the forest, Love is in fate. Nikolay Gumilyov

Good night, may pleasant dreams and new strength come to you for a successful and successful next day!

A person is like a brick: when burned, he hardens. George Bernard Shaw

How do I feel about the younger generation? No way. Don't think. I think only occasionally. But I always feel sorry for him. Orphans. Vasily Vasilievich Rozanov

Failure is a person's inability to achieve his goals in life, no matter how great or small they may be.

Almost every person, if you take him at his word, holds beliefs that are completely different from those that guide him in life. Robert Louis Stevenson

Business is often something like killing your beloved children so that your other children can succeed. John Harvey Jones

Let this night give you real rest, so that tomorrow you can again achieve heights, be the most successful, unusually vigorous and very cheerful!

A chance meeting is the most non-random thing in the world. Julio Cortazar

I look at the world with blue eyes, through rose-colored glasses - and everything is purple to me)

The night covered our city with its wing, creating a cozy shelter for you, and a star froze in the sky to wish you magical dreams!

The mind of most women serves not so much to strengthen their prudence as to justify their follies. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Only a complete cretin would convey something to his girlfriend in civilian transport through a stranger. This is impossible, because with such actions you are talking about your indifferent attitude towards your loved one.

The greatest sensual pleasure, which does not contain any impurity or aversion, is, in a healthy state, rest after work. Immanuel Kant

I beg you very much - do not become my past.

Pathetic phrases: You are silent - and I’m madly sad! My love for you is limitless.

I'm super cool

Pretentious statuses are created for guys when they want to show off something online, but, by and large, they have nothing. Then they choose statuses:

I hate hypocrites and liars, because all power lies in the truth.
I don't want to emphasize my importance, I just want to indicate it.
My originality lies in the poems of my beloved or other saliva, in actions.
Coolness in everything is my lifestyle.
Don’t judge by appearance and youth, but I have more experience than grumbling old men.
If you have thoughts that you want to share, then you shouldn’t always do it for show - many people simply won’t understand.
Not giving in to glamor and having your own style is my credo.
I’ve always been drawn to older guys, there’s just nothing to even talk about with peers.
Clarity and clarity are the main criteria for my friends; we don’t hold others back.
I don’t like to talk a lot, my speech is filled only with laconicism and brevity - I said it as if it were snappy.
I love the truth, but I don’t tell it to everyone - many will not understand.
Being yourself and not adapting to others is the destiny of the strong.
I think that the strong side of my character is modesty, why say a lot of good things about yourself - let others say it.
Self-love is a good quality; when you love yourself, everyone else also begins to take a closer look at you.
I don’t blame anyone for my mistakes, I messed up myself and I correct it myself.
I can’t stand it when they pry into my soul or ask unnecessary questions - I can get into trouble.
It is impossible to break me, you can only turn me away from you.
Being depressed is not my thing. The one or the one who can drive me into this state has not yet been born.
I have a strong character and willpower, but I don’t boast about it, I use it correctly.
Envy is a bad quality, but this is what helped me achieve success in life.
Real men are always natural, and even if they stink sometimes afterwards.
Many tried to set me up, where are these many now?..
My inner instinct is akin to that of a wolf - I feel betrayal and betrayal in my gut.
When I take a step back, it's not weakness, it's tactics.
I'm stubborn and not used to backing down.
The coach also taught me - it touched a nerve - concentrate and mobilize your strength.
I can overcome physical pain, but internal pain is still a bit difficult.
Becoming a man is not about getting pumped up and growing a beard, it’s about behaving like a man.
About many things in life, I can proudly say that I did it myself, no one helped.
I live only by my own rules, you shouldn’t involve me in other people’s games.
I forgive all mistakes, but I punish traitors.
If I see even the slightest rottenness in a person, he immediately ceases to exist for me.
There is no need to forget good, but remembering evil is pointless.
I am ready to act day and night and pull a friend out of trouble - only a true friend.
People are so inclined to judge others as if they themselves were white and fluffy.
Fear of the new is not my thing; I’m always for experiments.
To gain experience, you can break off a couple of times.
After another blow of fate, I prefer to get all the joy of life, and then plunge into problems again.
I simply don’t have any problems as such – I have a number of unresolved issues.

*** Pathos was invented so that some would feel power over the whole world, while others would stupidly go crazy. *** Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of dogs. *** A woman gives to the feeling of friendship only what she borrows from the feeling of love. *** The acceleration from a cute bunny to a pretentious, unceremonious bitch is 1.5 seconds... :)))) *** - Girl, I can become your dream! -You are unlikely to turn into a black Porsche Cayenne! *** Via Gra for women is sold in every jewelry store. *** Don’t be afraid of change and other people’s opinions. Be a Chanel woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself. *** A girl grows up when she starts to paint her eyes, from that moment on she can no longer cry... *** It’s easy with me. The main thing is to always agree with me on everything. *** “A girl can talk for hours about something that she simply doesn’t have words for. (c)” *** I’m not an angel, I’m just like him. *** Stupid girls, when they drink too much, call their ex, and smart girls call their future... *** Luxurious, beautiful, sweet, sexy, strong, tender... but still a draw... *** I will live by pathos, but not by you! *** The world was created for me to purr in it! *** I won’t be simpler and you don’t need to reach out to me (c) *** We were and remain goddesses, driving you crazy with the madness of our bodies... *** Being a woman is very difficult because you mostly have to deal with men ….. *** The best and most proven way for any woman to shut up and think about asking what she’s thinking about, a long pause is guaranteed! *** So tenderly crazy... painfully alien... so fickle, easy... sometimes it seems that she is deliberately losing the world so that he himself will ask her to return. *** Beauty, glamor, is that elusive and almost inexpressible quality in words that allows a woman to be a bitch for a little bit before she is taken to the trash heap. . *** Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of dogs. *** A Lady is a woman who behaves in such a way that a man has no choice but to be a Gentleman... *** Girls, if you are scary, stop envying those who are doing well, cut down the forest, take revenge on nature! *** A girl must have at least 4 animals: an arctic fox in her wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed, and a donkey who pays for it all. *** I measure time with smiles and marmalade, the aroma of my favorite perfume and a slight taste of happiness. *** I forgive your words, I say “thank you” for your love. At least I’m honest with you and we parted beautifully... *** I woke up, washed my face, dressed up, smiled and went to DECORATE THE WORLD! *** I'm better than Versace, cooler than Gucci, more humane than Dolce, more chic than Chanel, more spectacular than Vuitton, more modest than Cartier, I only imitate myself. *** Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It's not my fault that I'm priceless. *** Scientists have finally found where a woman’s G-spot is located. At the end of the word shopping. *** The crown will not fall off me - it is innate. *** All women are like women... and I am a goddess!!! *** I want to live in the city of Love, on Concord Street, so that the windows overlook Dream Avenue and the road leads to the sea called Happiness... *** Don’t let me leave.. don’t give me into other hands... *** You’ll see, fragments men's hearts will still crunch under my feet... *** Take off your rose-colored glasses and finally feel all the cruelty of these colors, but also feel the beauty of the nature around you!.. *** On the counter in the store I saw new varieties of seeds “Glamour Seeds” ", pink with rhinestones... they survived :) *** And I don’t care that you don’t like him... I’m much happier with him than you are with your pretentious and glamorous “fights”!!! Pretentious statuses for girls about women