Statuses about ice cream
S*x is like ice cream. Someone sucks, someone licks, then it drips, everything is sticky, you get all dirty, you sit contentedly
Winter without tangerines is like summer without ice cream.
I always look at myself and ice cream with adoration.
I'm one of those people who, when they have a sore throat, decide to binge on ice cream. No, what to lose?
The girl came to visit her boyfriend, they were sitting there with nothing much to do. He told her: “Do you want ice cream?”
- No. I want normal.
The person who eats ice cream outside in winter can withstand everything else.
Adolescence is when in the heat you don’t understand what you want: ice cream or beer.
My world is pink from chocolate feelings, vanilla clouds, caramel nights, milky love and strawberry ice cream
Growing up is when, when you ask your parents for money for ice cream, you actually buy it, and not booze...
For a person living online, summer differs from winter in that in winter the computer desk is covered with tangerine skin, and in summer - with candy wrappers and ice cream labels.
Grandfather, is it true that evil must be answered with good? - Yes, grandson.
- Then give me money for ice cream, I broke your glasses.
In the summer I am a master cook. I can make the coolest dessert - ice cream, several balls that can be mixed in one glass.
You just need to get a good night's sleep, or cry for ten minutes, or eat half a kilogram of chocolate ice cream, or even all this together - you can't think of a better cure.
The best way to teach kids about taxes is to eat 13% of their ice cream.
I immediately realized that nothing would work out with him when in a cafe I ordered cognac for myself, and he ordered ice cream.
My husband came home and brought himself beer and ice cream for me. Now he sits, offended, eating ice cream.
I already want summer! Juices, ice cream, bikinis and to hell with makeup, because my friends and I will conquer the beach!
How I want to return to those times when one ice cream was enough to be happy.
Do you want some ice cream? No, I want normal!
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, and they also say that revenge is sweet. That is, in essence they are trying to tell us that revenge is ice cream.
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Ice Cream Day 2021: experts talk about the benefits and harms
The Ice Cream Lovers' Day has no official status. But in some countries, festivals, tastings and competitions for the speed of eating delicacies are held on this day. How to choose ice cream and not regret it?
A sweet treat brings moments of happiness. Photo by Alina Polonnikova
“The most important thing when choosing this product is to pay attention to the composition,” says Natalya Luchina, associate professor of the department of business in the service sector of NSUEM, candidate of technical sciences. – Ice cream now comes in completely different forms: beautiful, flavored, and very tasty, but in fact you have to choose it based on its composition. The composition should contain only whole milk powder, butter, cream, natural eggs or dry egg powder, and natural flavoring fillers. Only then can ice cream be considered a safe product.”
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According to Natalya Luchina, ice cream without questionable additives is not only not harmful, but even good for health. Nutrition experts recommend consuming 100 grams of ice cream per day. It contains more than 20 essential amino acids, as well as vitamins and microelements: calcium, sodium, phosphorus, potassium, magnesium and others.
But vegetable fats, which are added to modern ice cream to reduce its cost, cannot be called healthy.
“Vegetable fats – what are they? They, with the exception of coconut oil and some others, are still liquid. When added to ice cream, fats are transferred from a liquid state to a solid state, their structure changes, and this is not very good,” says Natalya Luchina.
The myth about Soviet ice cream
Soviet ice cream was popular and known far beyond the borders of our country. Nostalgia for him is part of the popular culture of Russians who lived in the USSR. Such ice cream is remembered as good, which cannot be repeated. Nowadays, ice creams and popsicles are produced not only according to GOST, but also according to specifications. There is nothing scary about this.
“The main thing is to follow the rules of preparation. If ice cream is prepared correctly, using classical technology, it will be delicious at any time, says the famous Novosibirsk chef Nikolai Ilyin. – In Soviet times there were only two flavors of ice cream, today we see complete diversity.
In my opinion, the consumer is now happier when buying ice cream.”
At the same time, Nikolai Ilyin notes, modern ice cream actually contains a lot of additives. There is no tragedy in this, but reading the composition and expiration date of the product on the packaging is not superfluous.
In the variety of flavors of modern ice cream, everyone will find something to suit them. Photo by Alina Polonnikova
“We need to give people what they can afford every day or every other day. Ice cream is a product of mass consumption. In order to include the cost of the product, manufacturers add substitute additives that reduce the cost of it, leaving approximately the same taste, the chef shares with us. “If you make ice cream with cream and butter of a certain fat content, it will be very expensive.”
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In other words, there is nothing wrong with the development of technology, including in the production of ice cream. Sometimes a “fashionable” and inexpensive treat in a glass turns out to be more useful than harmful.
“The fashion trend in ice cream in recent years is yoghurt-based ice cream,” says Natalya Luchina. – Beneficial lactobacilli are stored in yogurt for up to three months, because ice cream is stored at sub-zero temperatures. And drinks containing such bacteria last only a few days. It turns out that eating ice cream with yogurt is healthier than drinking a portion of such yogurt.”
There is now considerable demand for Russian ice cream in the world, analysts in the sweet dessert industry assure. It is known that ice cream produced in Novosibirsk is in great demand in China. According to the Rosselkhoznadzor department for the Novosibirsk region, exports of this product to China have increased at least three times in recent years. Ice cream is transported there in tens of tons. Numerous tourists do not pass by the stalls either.
Ice cream from Novosibirsk is also in demand in Mongolia and Vietnam. One of the popular flavors of dairy dessert is Turbo chewing gum.
Statuses about ice cream
There are several things that I love of different types and tastes: chewing gum, ice cream chips, cakes =)
Probably only I am capable of eating ice cream for 40 minutes, rummaging through my phone and doing nonsense, simply because my first love is sitting on the next bench, whom I myself am afraid to approach!
Dad bought Leningrad ice cream, I’m worried that the expiration date expired in 1991)
Pina Colada, pistachio ice cream, the persuasion of the “big sister” and my indifferent look, and a smile on my face... it’s too late... it’s too late to return anything...
-Honey, will you have some ice cream? Chocolate? -Nope. -What will you do? -You.
incident on the Bus: a child asks his mother for ice cream... to which she replies leave him alone... and so many times... and then the child shouts at the whole bus - “Mom, if you don’t buy me ice cream... I’ll tell dad how you are at “Uncle” Vasya’s eggs licked”xDDDDD
about ice cream - let me lick it - you can lick it
what do I want? -a glass of cola, ice cream and your name.
Vanilla ice cream... Blue sky and white clouds... It turns out that you only need a little bit to be happy...)))
Mom came, said: “I bought you dinner,” and took ice cream out of the bag..xD Not a mother, but a dream!
for some reason in American films when a girl is upset she eats ice cream, but here we go drinking)
Many girls write, “I like to walk barefoot through puddles, strawberry ice cream, coffee in bed blah blah... everything is so real.” Well, the real thing is when at 3 o’clock in the morning, you are sitting at the computer, eating a salad, not caring about all the diets, waiting for it to appear online!
I love chocolate, Katya loves green tea, Sasha loves ice cream, and Galya loves tomato juice. But when we get together, for some reason we drink vodka.:D.
I want ice cream... And love, of course... Ice cream in the store, but love???
I understand that a lot of things break in my hands, but this is the first time I’ve ever had a knife on ice cream XDDDD
I’m sorry, I can’t, I have a boyfriend... -And if they offer you ice cream, will you say, I’m sorry, I can’t have dumplings at my house?)
There is ice cream mixed with Olivier, then with corn. I never thought that falling in love was so dangerous x)
Men promise MOUNTAINS, but buy ICE CREAM)
have sex all day and eat ice cream :*
no love. no friendship. Even the ice cream was gone.
Should I buy something? will you? for example: candy, ice cream, AX or POISON if you don’t choose at least something now!
Many people write: “I love strawberry ice cream, catching snowflakes on my lips, running in the rain, dreaming under the moon. blah blah blah. So real.” So, real is when you eat a salad in front of the monitor at two o’clock in the morning, not caring about diets Waiting for an SMS from him!
-And grandpa doesn’t buy me ice cream so that I don’t catch a cold. -What a caring old miser...
A 16-year-old guy is walking down the street with his 14-year-old sister. They eat ice cream. Brother: - Yes, what a disgusting thing... It tastes like sperm! Sister: - Yeah! Two very surprised looks.
- Do you like ice cream? - No.. - How is that? And what do you like? - I love him..
We were sitting with our friends on a bench, eating ice cream, then a man came up and stuttered a bunch of compliments, and then gave us money for ice cream. I'm shocked)) But the ice cream is delicious =)))
-And when you first saw me, what did you think about? -What kind of idiot eats ice cream in winter?! -0_o
It would be better if you licked and bit my lips than this ice cream that you are eating!!
Ice cream "Armageddon". Under the title it would be nice to write “one last lick”!
I didn’t lick ice cream with you at Brudershaft!?!
This is not the first time I have been sick, with a cough, runny nose, and fever. And this is not the first time I eat ice cream - and everything goes away! =D
Bad luck for my children! I know what you really want to buy when at 17 you say: Mom, give me money for ice cream!)
Love is like ice cream... sweet, but ends quickly...
No, you grew up not when your mother knows that she doesn’t give you money for ice cream, but when you can earn money yourself!
the little boy says to his mother. -You promised ice cream... -But only for your good behavior. -Mom, can I have ice cream on credit?
-I’m not dating, I have a boyfriend! -Yeah! Tell me again, you won’t have ice cream - you have dumplings in the freezer at home!
and today I ate ice cream... for the first time after winter. such a class!
The most delicious ice cream... bitten off from a friend... you take a bite and it fits, and he with a sad face and the thought “what a goat, he ate half of it”...
Dear guys over 40 years old! Of course, theoretically I can take a walk with you. But only if we go to an ice cream parlor, you buy me a scoop and my dad comes with us...
It’s infuriating when you eat ice cream, and it melts and drips completely accidentally onto your pants, and then your wonderful friends notice and with a wide smile ask the question: “Who is it that puts you on your pants like that?”
what luck) I was looking for something tasty to eat. I open the freezer and there is ice cream) and I didn’t even notice how and when it got there. love mom =*
who likes what kind of ice cream? For me, for example, the most delicious thing is the kiss of his scalding-icy, but insanely sweet lips...)
I want it to be summer..)* When we walked from 8 am.. to 9 pm.. When we took money only for ice cream.. When we walked into the entrance because we were hot.. I Want this Time.. SummerOooo.. =*
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Quotes about desserts and sweets (200 quotes)
Both children and adults love sweets. Sweets make our lives brighter and more fun. Everyone knows that sweets lift your mood, stimulate your brain and improve your memory. However, you should not overdo it with desserts. Excess sweets in the body will not bring anything good. Everything should be in moderation to get true pleasure. Quotes about desserts and sweets are presented in this collection.
Flour is bad for children! Give me the bun!
Chocolate can even heal a broken heart.
- Ksyusha, if you eat so much sweets, all your teeth will fall out! - Well, let! This is the law of nature! Children under seven years old should eat more sweets so that their baby teeth fall out and new and beautiful ones grow in!
Such a little thing, such a trifle, such innocence... I thought one candy would not cause harm, but there was a sinful sweet filling inside... Soft, like cream, it melted... Lord, forgive me... It melted on the tongue and tortured, tormented with pleasure.
No matter how much chocolate you buy, you still have to run twice!
Well, if you eat sweets, but think at the same time, you won’t get fat.
So what if I eat a lot of sweets! And this doesn’t mean that I will be plump, I will be sweet!
Well, if you eat sweets, but think at the same time, you won’t get fat.
Everything else is just food. And chocolate is chocolate.
If I eat a lot of sweets, it doesn’t mean I’ll be fat, it means I’ll be sweet.
She eats chocolate to make life seem sweeter, wears bright things to make life seem more joyful, but the greatest joy is him...
Berryberry pie, orange chocolate, strawberry ice cream, raspberry pop, and lemon jelly. Five servings of berries and fruits a day. Yummy!
Cheesecake is the best girlish consolation. And with candies, life becomes more beautiful.
Chocolate is like a symbol of a light, sparkling life that cannot be curbed by any prohibitions.
There are only two categories of people in the world: those who love chocolate and godless communists.
Sweetness is short-lived, but sorrow is eternal.
You need to look for the positives in oddities. If you're diabetic, the upside is that you can finish yourself off with sweets: “I'm sick of everything. Pass the sherbet, please."
Good weather is absolutely enough for happiness, but in bad weather you can, for example, bake an apple pie. And no additional meaning is required. As in childhood.
Don’t forget, my body is special. If ordinary people get better from cakes, then I get better from stewed broccoli. If only you knew how much I love broccoli!
You're so stuck in your sugar business that you've forgotten the taste of real honey!
And why are chocolates wrapped in such a rustling wrapper? The whole apartment can hear me losing weight...
Order several desserts at once and eat a small piece of each. Definitely with pleasure - who knows, maybe tomorrow you will die and it will turn out that this was your last dessert in your life!
So, what harmful gifts did you bring today? Caramel... gets stuck between teeth. A lollipop called "Hello, Dear Tooth Decay." And all this, all this... chocolate.
A person who ate a can of condensed milk under the blanket at night is capable of any crime.
Chocolate is a passport to a new world. A world filled with happiness, smiles and rainbow colors. A world in which everything is possible!
Flour is bad for children! Give me the bun!
I love soap bubbles, Ferris wheel, chocolate, cotton candy, balloons. I rejoice at the little children and wait for my little prince.
- Do you like sweets? - I love. - Not like a man.” Nikki Cullen
And I need so little to be happy - just chocolate ice cream.
Sugar is the most important thing in life, the rest is fuel.
What could be more wonderful - snowflakes are dancing outside the window, your favorite music is playing in your headphones, your phone is ringing off the hook, and chocolate is melting in your mouth.
Chocolate can melt the heart of any lady.
Flour is bad for children! Give me the bun!
The structure of a child's stomach is interesting: the last spoons of soup no longer fit into it, but 3 cookies, 5 sweets and a liter of juice fit perfectly.
If your son laughs loudly when he comes home and constantly eats sweets, do not rush to sound the alarm. Maybe he's just a cheerful sweet tooth.
“Korovka” sweets seem to warn you in advance about the consequences.
I keep telling myself that this is the last time, but every time I take a sip of chocolate or that mocha thing...
- Do you want a pie? - I don't eat sugar. - Well, yes, me too. Only in buns, pies and cookies.
Sugar makes me happy and inspires me. I have a severe sugar addiction. I call it “granular happiness.”
Too much sweet is harmful, but too little is offensive.
Anna madly loves everything that melts: chocolate ice cream in the heat, me when tenderness awakens in me.
Ice cream, cake, lollipops and chocolate. everything is like in childhood, so funny..
In Life, like in a cup of coffee... it has both the sweetness of sugar and the bitterness of grounds... No matter how you filter or strain, without it coffee is not coffee...
As worldly wisdom says (people are generally prone to very cruel everyday observations), inside every fat woman lives a skinny girl and many, many chocolates.
I have climbed the highest mountains, descended into the lowest valleys. Traveled to Africa and Japan. He even flew into space. But now, without hesitation, I would trade all this for something sweet.
I love soap bubbles, Ferris wheel, chocolate, cotton candy, balloons. I rejoice at the little children and wait for my little prince.
- More marshmallows? - No no no. Let's not rush the onset of diabetes.
Don’t forget, my body is special. If ordinary people get better from cakes, then I get better from stewed broccoli. If only you knew how much I love broccoli!
Food is divided into four main groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles.
Look, there is no other metaphysics in the world like chocolate.
I’ve never heard the words “just” and “candy” used in the same sentence!
Sweets are the best medicine for a girl's tears.
When a person is upset, he eats candy. He probably uses them to plug holes in himself. The boy finally understood why the candies in boxes are round, square, and triangular. It’s just that no one knows in advance what shape his sad hole will be.
A woman likes to listen to sweets, not eat them.
When you are sad or tired, sweets are what you need.
My God, you idiot, should we fill the patient with caramel so that you can finally take care of him?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cake, and that's almost the same thing.
No, sugar is not cocaine. Only Roland could not understand why this cocaine or any other forbidden potion was needed in a world where such a powerful drug as sugar was so accessible and cheap.
I don't like sweets! Sweets were invented for happy people to make their lives even sweeter. When unhappy people start eating candy, it leads them to obesity.
No, sugar is not cocaine. Only Roland could not understand why this cocaine or any other forbidden potion was needed in a world where such a powerful drug as sugar was so accessible and cheap.
I felt some kind of sweetness - exactly sweetness in my heart: as if honey had been poured into me.
...sweets can be fully appreciated only on a full stomach, when this sugar-and-honey gluttony does not satisfy an urgent need, but delights our palate with the goodwill of life.
If your son laughs loudly when he comes home and constantly eats sweets, do not rush to sound the alarm. Maybe he's just a cheerful sweet tooth.
Sweets, cookies and candies cannot raise children into healthy people. Like bodily food, spiritual food should also be simple and nutritious.
No matter how much you say “halva,” it won’t feel sweet in your mouth.
Yesterday I went to the store and wanted to buy a dress... I couldn’t fit into the dress, so I went and bought a cake.
You need to look for the positives in oddities. If you're diabetic, the upside is that you can finish yourself off with sweets: “I'm sick of everything. Pass the sherbet, please."
Great, you look at the mountains, you are interested. But I also have to do something interesting! For example, there are candies!
Well, why in the evening it seems that if I don’t eat this cake, then I will never have such an opportunity again in my life.
I have climbed the highest mountains, descended into the lowest valleys. Traveled to Africa and Japan. He even flew into space. But now, without hesitation, I would trade all this for something sweet.
- Do you like sweets? - I love. - Not like a man.
Sweetness is short-lived, but sorrow is eternal.
Duncan should sit down someday and make a list of all the good things that would perish with humanity. Cookies, for example. The creatures of darkness can wipe all the cookies from the face of Thedas. This would be terrible, and for the sake of their salvation alone it was worth undertaking the current campaign.
Chemically speaking, chocolate is truly the best food in the world.
If you don't allow yourself to eat candy today, in a week you will eat a whole cake. This is called the fat butterfly effect.
Sugar makes me happy and inspires me. I have a severe sugar addiction. I call it “granular happiness.” David Lynch
It can be proven that social progress is better with sugar.
When you are sad or tired, sweets are what you need.
Good weather is absolutely enough for happiness, but in bad weather you can, for example, bake an apple pie. And no additional meaning is required. As in childhood.
I like you more than chocolate ice cream... and believe me, that means a lot...
If I eat a lot of sweets, it doesn’t mean I’ll be fat, it means I’ll be sweet.
Do you know what I want? Gobble up carbohydrates and not think about it.
- Ask if anyone wants sugar or cream... - Who doesn’t want sugar or cream?!
Must be taken with sugar. That's the whole point of cereal.
Must be taken with sugar. That's the whole point of cereal.
Sugar is the most important thing in life, the rest is fuel.
Too much sweet is harmful, but too little is offensive.
Blueberry pie, orange chocolate, strawberry ice cream, raspberry pop, and lemon jelly. Five servings of berries and fruits a day. Yummy!
A woman likes to listen to sweets, not eat them.
Order several desserts at once and eat a small piece of each. Definitely with pleasure - who knows, maybe tomorrow you will die and it will turn out that this was your last dessert in your life!
My body is my temple, and sometimes the temple needs cakes.
- Darling, can I see you for a minute? I have business for you, Joanne. I never had breakfast. - What should I bring you? — Cheese pie with cherries, prunes and two Hershey chocolates. Yes, and something sweet for dessert, say, chocolate-covered raisins.
The sweetness of a product is misleading as to its absolute value.
A person who ate a can of condensed milk under the blanket at night is capable of any crime.
Sweets cannot be generalized by “sweets.”
Duncan should sit down someday and make a list of all the good things that would perish with humanity. Cookies, for example. The creatures of darkness can wipe all the cookies from the face of Thedas. This would be terrible, and for the sake of their salvation alone it was worth undertaking the current campaign.
Great, you look at the mountains, you are interested. But I also have to do something interesting! For example, there are candies!
Sweets are my only consolation in life.
To get sweets, you need to sweat.
When a person is upset, he eats candy. He probably uses them to plug holes in himself. The boy finally understood why the candies in boxes are round, square, and triangular. It’s just that no one knows in advance what shape his sad hole will be.
Do you know what I want? Gobble up carbohydrates and not think about it.
Such a little thing, such a trifle, such innocence... I thought one candy would not cause harm, but there was a sinful sweet filling inside... Soft, like cream, it melted... Lord, forgive me... It melted on the tongue and tortured, tormented with pleasure.
Sugar is the most important thing in life, the rest is fuel.
Live - and don't forget about chocolate!
And here, you know, we’re still indulging in buns...
He who has not eaten bitter food does not know the sweetness of honey.
Chocolate is not a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Well, if you eat sweets, but think at the same time, you won’t get fat.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cake, and that's almost the same thing.
Don’t forget, my body is special. If ordinary people get better from cakes, then I get better from stewed broccoli. If only you knew how much I love broccoli!
Flour is bad for children! Give me the bun!
Chocolate is extracted from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables. Sugar - from sugar beets. Beetroot is a vegetable. So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health!
... I am the happiest person in the world, because every day I eat kilograms of sweets, and they do not harm me, but quite the opposite - they do good! ... And the fact that sometimes absurdities happen in my life is great! It’s somehow uninteresting to live without them. Is it true?
- Do you know what will always console me? - What? - My best friends! Candies!
The best thing you get when you become an adult is the right to buy sweets whenever you want and in whatever quantities you want.
- Hello, Baby, what will you treat me to? - Pies. - With what? - With eight candles. - Well, no, I don’t eat it, what is it, one pie and eight candles. Better this way: eight pies and one candle!
... it is extremely indecent to offer sweets to decent ladies! No to offer pickled herring, smoked salmon, fried cod or lamb in spicy sauce!
Delicious from honey in the mouth, And sunny in the stomach. The vodka in my mouth is bitter and my stomach is laughing.
Candy doesn't make sense. That's why they're candies.
- The whole house smelled like candy! - Dad muttered at breakfast. - Is it bad? It smells like childhood! – Mom smiled dreamily.
I keep telling myself that this is the last time, but every time I take a sip of chocolate or that mocha thing...
You need to look for the positives in oddities. If you're diabetic, the upside is that you can finish yourself off with sweets: “I'm sick of everything. Pass the sherbet, please."
Chocolate is a little happiness...
Such a little thing, such a trifle, such innocence... I thought one candy would not cause harm, but there was a sinful sweet filling inside... Soft, like cream, it melted... Lord, forgive me... It melted on the tongue and tortured, tormented with pleasure.
I have climbed the highest mountains and descended into the lowest ravines. Traveled to Africa and Japan. He even flew into space. But now, without hesitation, I would trade all this for something sweet.
- Well, well, three kilograms of chocolate cupcakes, three kilograms of biscuits, assorted chewing sweets, twenty pieces of chocolate bars with almonds and raisins, buns, rolls, carrot cake... I think this suits me!
The sweetness of a product is misleading as to its absolute value.
You're so stuck in your sugar business that you've forgotten the taste of real honey!
“Please come to the table,” Grandfather Oscar waved his hand. Without wasting any time, he spread the almond bagel with raspberry jam, poured it with currant jam and popped it into his mouth.
And all the wolves left the forest. Because wolves don't like sweets.
Sugar makes me happy and inspires me. I have a severe sugar addiction. I call it “granular happiness.”
Roland could not understand why this cocaine or any other forbidden drug was needed in a world where such a powerful drug as sugar was so accessible and cheap.
...what they consider dreams are just memories, even in the most distant and sweetest drawn thoughts they are just memories. No one is allowed to dream.
My body is my temple, and sometimes the temple needs cakes.
Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.
For the first time I experienced the sweetness of revenge; It seemed like a spicy wine to me, warming and sweet while you were drinking it, but the tart metallic aftertaste that remained after it gave me a feeling of poison...
And I need so little to be happy - just chocolate ice cream.
Real strength lies in first breaking a frozen chocolate bar with your bare hands, eating one piece and... stopping!
The only difference between a good dinner and a long life is that at dinner the sweets are served at the end.
- Happiness is not in pies! -Are you crazy or something? What else?
What could be more wonderful - snowflakes are dancing outside the window, your favorite music is playing in your headphones, your phone is ringing off the hook, and chocolate is melting in your mouth.
No matter how much you say “halva, halva,” your mouth won’t get any sweeter; shit is just that, shit.
– I would like to try the clouds. - What makes you think that you would like them? – Everything delicious is always on the top shelf...
Chocolate is a passport to a new world. A world filled with happiness, smiles and rainbow colors. A world in which everything is possible!
Marzipan is the evening dress of the cake.
When you are sad or tired, sweets are what you need.
How lifeless you are! The reason lies in the fact that you only notice the bad in everything and don’t like chocolate.
- What?!! Have you been lying to Nika all your life that she has diabetes and she can’t have chocolate and sugar? - Well, technically, yes... But now her teeth and beautiful figure seem to say to me: “Thank you for lying, Mommy.”
If your son laughs loudly when he comes home and constantly eats sweets, do not rush to sound the alarm. Maybe he's just a cheerful sweet tooth.
Ask people if they like chocolate? Ten out of nine will answer yes. The tenth one will simply lie.
Now I would like something sweet... and a smoke.
Sweets are the best medicine for a girl's tears.
Chocolate is not a privilege, it is a right!
Do not call sweet that which produces bitterness.
So, what harmful gifts did you bring today? Caramel... gets stuck between teeth. A lollipop called "Hello, Dear Tooth Decay." And all this, all this... chocolate.
No chocolate - no breakfast!
As worldly wisdom says (people are generally prone to very cruel everyday observations), inside every fat woman lives a skinny girl and many, many chocolates.
When a person is upset, he eats candy. He probably uses them to plug holes in himself. The boy finally understood why the candies in boxes are round, square, and triangular. It’s just that no one knows in advance what shape his sad hole will be.
There are 3 main things in life - the Internet, Chocolate and... you my dear... lip gloss...
And where did you get such amazing sugar, Petyunya?
As worldly wisdom says (people are generally prone to very cruel everyday observations), inside every fat woman lives a skinny girl and many, many chocolates.
Love is when you give away the last piece of chocolate and you don’t feel sorry one bit.
For every bright moment or sweet moment you will pay to fate with tears and prayers.
My God, you idiot, should we fill the patient with caramel so that you can finally take care of him?
Love is dark chocolate.
Tasty. But not my favorites.
...sweets can be fully appreciated only on a full stomach, when this sugar-and-honey gluttony does not satisfy an urgent need, but delights our palate with the goodwill of life.
You are like chocolate filling in my caramel heart...
Well, if you eat sweets, but think at the same time, you won’t get fat.
Blueberry pie, orange chocolate, strawberry ice cream, raspberry pop, and lemon jelly. Five servings of berries and fruits a day. Yummy!
For some reason I always receive “disappearing gifts”. Promises that people forget about. Flowers dying after a few days. And the chocolate melting inside...
I’ve never heard the words “just” and “candy” used in the same sentence!
Cheesecake is the best girlish consolation. And with candies, life becomes more beautiful.
And who also buys you your favorite chocolate bar when you feel bad?
I have climbed the highest mountains, descended into the lowest valleys. Traveled to Africa and Japan. He even flew into space. But now, without hesitation, I would trade all this for something sweet.
I don't like sweets! Sweets were invented for happy people to make their lives even sweeter. When unhappy people start eating candy, it leads them to obesity.
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar with your bare hands and then eat just one piece.
Anyone who eats pancakes with jam cannot be so terribly dangerous. You can talk to someone like that.
- Do you want a pie? - I don't eat sugar. - Well, yes, me too. Only in buns, pies and cookies.
Men and chocolate are my two feminine weaknesses. But I will definitely find the strength to resist the first one!
— I'll have dessert first. — Is this a political statement or a medical disease?
It can be proven that social progress is better with sugar.
And sometimes you want chocolate precisely because you want chocolate.
No matter how much chocolate you buy, you still have to run twice!
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cake, and that's almost the same thing.
Love has no meaning, age, logic, but it tastes like delicious chocolates...
Sweets are the best medicine for a girl's tears.
- Ksyusha, if you eat so much sweets, all your teeth will fall out! - Well, let! This is the law of nature! Children under seven years old should eat more sweets so that their baby teeth fall out and new and beautiful ones grow in!
To be happy, sometimes you just need a piece of chocolate... And that's not it...
Too much sweet is harmful, but too little is offensive...
- Ask if anyone wants sugar or cream... - Who doesn’t want sugar or cream?!
All my chocolates are about you, until the very last piece.
In a house where there are children, the only place that can be perfectly clean is in a bowl of candy.
They say sweets help in difficult times. And this is the honest truth.
I have chocolate eyes, marmalade hair, condensed milk flows through my veins... your ass will stick together from me, sweetie!
Great, you look at the mountains, you are interested. But I also have to do something interesting! For example, there are candies!
Thoughts must be pure and as thick as chocolate.
No, sugar is not cocaine. Only Roland could not understand why this cocaine or any other forbidden potion was needed in a world where such a powerful drug as sugar was so accessible and cheap.
Too much chocolate is just the right amount!
Sweets cannot be generalized by “sweets.”
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