Selected curse words and quotes from Faina Ranevskaya for all occasions (photos)
Her famous humor - caustic, very precise and almost always cynical - has long been considered a classic. We use its expressions without even knowing who owns the copyright on them. Today we decided to be hooligan and remember the 10 best obscene phrases
the legendary Faina Georgievna.
1. To annoying fans Phrase: “Pioneers, go to hell!”
Faina Georgievna was terribly annoyed when, seeing her on the street, passers-by (especially children) began shouting: “Mulya, don’t irritate me!” One day she was surrounded by a crowd of schoolchildren, joyfully chanting the famous phrase from “The Foundling.”
Then Ranevskaya said in her hearts: “Pioneers, go to hell!”
A similar fate befell the Timurovites, who showed up at the actress’s home with an offer to help with the housework. “Pioneers! Hold hands and go to hell!” - she rapped and slammed the door.
By the way, once even Brezhnev got it for his love for a joke about Mulya. He could not resist and repeated it, pinning the Order of Lenin to Ranevskaya’s chest, to which he received an angry rebuke: “Leonid Ilyich, either boys or hooligans call me that!” “Sorry, but I love you very much,” the Secretary General became embarrassed.
2. Against pathos Phrase: “Under every peacock’s tail hides a chicken’s a**”
This aphorism is perhaps the most famous among Ranevskaya’s statements: “Under the most beautiful peacock’s tail hides the most ordinary chicken a**.
So less pathos, gentlemen!" Few people have been able to express their attitude towards life, towards colleagues and towards themselves so accurately. By the way, recently, during another Twitter scandal, this expression was addressed to TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, who had previously used Ranevskaya’s aphorism about Pioneer Era to journalists. In general, with the help of Faina Georgievna’s exchange of apt phrases, a new round of loud quarrel between Sobchak and the paparazzi was avoided. At least for now.
3. About freedom of choice Phrase: “Everyone is free to dispose of his own **sing as he wants”
In general, the obscene four-letter word was one of Faina Georgievna’s favorites.
One day she answered a certain meticulous journalist: “I’m not shy about my mother. And in my vocabulary, my favorite word is “**pa”, not “excellent”. Ranevskaya proved this at a party meeting in the theater, where one of the actors, suspected of homosexual relationships, was ardently branded for behavior unworthy of a Soviet arts worker. “Everyone is free to dispose of their a** as they wish,” said the artist. “That’s why I raise mine and fuck off!”
4. With criticism of life Phrase: “You know, my dear, what shit is?... So, compared to my life, it’s like jam.”
This is how Ranevskaya summed it up.
Until a very old age, she remained in demand in cinema and theater; the roles she created, including episodic ones, were quoted and loved by the Soviet audience. At the same time, her quarrelsome character led to the fact that Faina Georgievna lived completely alone - apart from her beloved mongrel named Boy and the Siamese cat Tiki. 5. To sisters in mind Phrase: “Why are all women such fools?”
You can try to find the answer to this question in the book of the same name.
Its authorship is attributed to Ranevskaya, but this still raises fair doubts among many. Although, knowing the mocking disposition of Faina Georgievna, it would be quite logical to assume that the catchphrase belongs to her. The sharp-tongued actress did not spare anyone, including the fair sex: “All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.”
6. About forms... Phrase: “You should stay at home with such ** singing!”
Speaking of the criticism that Ranevskaya brought down on her compatriots. Faina Georgievna rarely hesitated to openly discuss someone’s appearance – be it her own or that of passers-by.
Once, watching a lady passing by, the actress, either sarcastically or approvingly, said: “This one is called “** pa-igrunya.”
But another passer-by got the worst of it from Ranevskaya. “And with such ** singing, you should have stayed at home!” - the artist said sharply.
7. ... and content Phrase: “If only you knew how much crap there is in a person!”
One day, during filming of another film taking place outside the city, Ranevskaya suffered from a serious stomach upset.
Tired of the long wait, the members of the film crew already suspected that something irreparable had happened when the door of the wooden toilet swung open and Faina Georgievna came out. “You are my brothers! – said the actress. “If you only knew how much crap there is in a person...”
8. Your view of official art Phrase: “This is some kind of refrigerator with a beard!”
In the 60s of the last century, a monument to Karl Marx was erected on Teatralnaya Square in Moscow.
Obviously, Ranevskaya did not like the proximity of the bronze figure to the Bolshoi Theater. When the actress was asked if she had seen the monument to the great author of Capital, she raised her eyebrows in surprise and clarified: “Do you mean this refrigerator with a beard that was recently installed near the Bolshoi Theater?”
9. In any awkward situation, the phrase: “Aren’t you shocked that I smoke?”
One day, one of the theater employees ran into Ranevskaya’s dressing room on some very important matter.
What he saw there made the hurried man literally speechless: Faina Georgievna was smoking by the window, completely naked. “My dear, isn’t it shocking to you that I smoke?” — the actress asked innocently, turning to the uninvited guest and without making the slightest attempt to cover herself.
10. Delicate, but far away Phrase: “I hope your mother bites you in the gateway”
Ranevskaya’s obscene expressions, of course, were not an indicator of a lack of culture.
On the contrary, they were a challenge to inertia, one might say, a small performance on her part. And when Faina Georgievna encountered rudeness on the street, she knew how to keep her face and choose her words. One day, on one of the Moscow streets, an already middle-aged actress was pushed by a certain young man. Almost knocking Ranevskaya off her feet, he not only did not apologize, but also swore obscenely at her.
At first the artist was taken aback, but soon she quickly found herself and threw after the rude man: “For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words that you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.”
30 quotes from the incomparable Faina Ranevskaya
I've been swimming in the toilet butterfly style my whole life.
We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!
Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, ensures a calm and happy life.
Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
I'm like eggs: I participate, but I don't enter.
Why are all women such fools?
Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.
Life is a long leap from the ass to the grave.
I’m like an old palm tree at a train station - no one needs it, but it’s a shame to throw it away.
There are no disadvantages for an actress if it is necessary for the role.
When I start writing my memoirs, beyond the phrase: “I was born into the family of a poor oil industrialist...”, I can’t do anything.
To gain recognition one must, even must, die.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
Beautiful people shit too.
I don't recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You need to live on stage.
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.
I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, it’s Mulya, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”
Everyone is free to dispose of their ass as they please. So I pick mine up and fuck off.
I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”
Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Pee-wee on the tram is all he did in art.
Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s shortcomings, which I have never encountered in mediocrity.
This is the fourth time I’ve watched this film and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
Stories about the actress
Once Ranevskaya stood in her makeup room completely naked. And she smoked. Suddenly, the director and manager of the Mossovet Theater, Valentin Shkolnikov, entered her without knocking. And he froze in shock. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “Aren’t you shocked that I smoke?”
Explaining to someone why the condom was white, Ranevskaya said: “Because white makes you look fat.”
Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are inclined to be more faithful, brunettes or blondes?” Without hesitation, she answered: “Grey-haired!”
Once at the theater, a young capricious actress said: “The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real.” “Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her, “Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.”
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Faina Ranevskaya: quotes and aphorisms
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya is a famous and popular Soviet theater and film actress. Today, many critics and journalists consider her one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century. She has about 30 films and countless performances to her credit. In 1992, the English encyclopedia "Who's Who" included her in the list of the ten most outstanding actresses of the 20th century. But there is one more distinctive feature by which the actress is remembered by millions - these are the sayings, quotes and aphorisms of Ranevskaya. They instantly became winged and spread throughout the country and beyond. And even many years after years, after she passed away, these words do not lose their relevance!
We present you the best phrases and quotes from Faina Ranevskaya. There are more than a hundred of them:
1. I don’t know how to express strong feelings, although I can express myself strongly.
2. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you get one, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
3. I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder.
4. My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched it and want more. And the most hated thing is hemorrhoids: you can’t see it for yourself, you can’t show it to people.
5. Ladies, don't lose weight. Do you need it? It’s better to be a ruddy donut in old age than a dried-up monkey!
6. Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and the alarm clock rings.
7. All my life I have been swimming in the toilet butterfly style.
8. The soul is not an ass, it can’t take a shit.
9. In old age, the main thing is a sense of dignity, and I was deprived of it.
10. I was smart enough to live my life stupidly. I live only by myself - what self-restraint.
11. We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!
12. A Russian person does not want to do or think anything on an empty stomach, but on a full stomach he cannot.
Stories about the actress
Once Ranevskaya stood in her makeup room completely naked. And she smoked. Suddenly, the director and manager of the Mossovet Theater Valentin Shkolnikov entered her without knocking. And he froze in shock. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “ Aren’t you shocked that I smoke?” "(Ranevskaya “The Non-Magical Frog: A Literary Diary”)
Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said: “ Because white makes you look fat .” (Faina Ranevskaya “Cases. Jokes. Aphorisms” / Publisher: Zakharov I.V.)
Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are inclined to be more faithful, brunettes or blondes?” Without hesitation, she answered: “ Gray hairs!” "(A. Shcheglov "Ranevskaya: Whole Life", 1998 /Publisher: Zakharov I.V.)
Once at the theater, a young capricious actress said: “The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real.” “ Everything will be real ,” Ranevskaya reassures her, “Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last . (D. Shcheglov “Faina Ranevskaya. Monologue”, 1998 /Publishers: Olimp, Rusich)
