Statuses about animals and people with meaning. Funny statuses about Animals! What are our little brothers silent about?


We offer you a selection of statuses, aphorisms and quotes about animals. Philosophical statements will help you rethink your attitude towards nature, and funny phrases about pets will cheer you up.

Animals are an integral part of nature. Some of them represent the world of wild nature, others feel like masters of human homes.

Is it possible not to love animals? After all, they amaze us with their devotion and intelligence. Unlike people, pets do not betray. They patiently listen to their masters and keep their secrets. Some people get a pet to avoid feeling lonely, others to discipline themselves, others to prevent their children from getting bored. Or maybe someone was just walking down the street, saw a fluffy little ball and took it home. Not many people can decide to do such an act. Most still prefer to have purebred cats and dogs, royal pigs or fish. In fact, the breed of your pet doesn’t matter, if you sincerely love him, he will definitely reciprocate your feelings.

Most often, cats, dogs, fish, parrots and turtles are kept in city apartments. The most loyal of them are dogs, the most affectionate are cats. Having a pet is not only fun, but also care and responsibility. Animals discipline their owners. They often serve as an alarm clock, but they are not very interested in the fact that you need to wake up at 7, not 5 in the morning!

Statuses are funny, sad and meaningful

The only drawback of the KITTEN is that sooner or later it turns into a CAT.

Children have this disadvantage too)

How much more wonderful life would be if we were all the way our dogs see us.

If every person had a pet, society would be more responsible and kinder.

Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has never bought a puppy.

Or a kitten...)

If dogs spoke, people would lose their last friends.

We make friends with animals because we don’t hear the truth about ourselves from them...

- Honey, let's get a kitten! - No, you know, I’m allergic to animal fur. - It’s strange, you are allergic to a cat, but not to a mink coat?...

You don’t need to feed the fur coat and you don’t need to clean up after it either...)

The only member of my family who has a personal fitness trainer is my dog!

Train and don't be jealous!)

It's a good thing my cat can't talk - she knows too much!

Pets are like a diary: they know everything, but won’t tell anyone)

The guinea pig is a unique animal. She has nothing to do with the sea or pigs.

People also have nothing to do with deer, but some walk with antlers...)

Is it possible to throw away pets? If you get a cat, a dog, or whatever, they become part of the family! This is the same as throwing your child out onto the street!

Having an animal at home means taking responsibility for its life.

A dog only hurts when it dies.

The passing of a pet is tantamount to the passing of any family member...

Judging by the character of the cat, Ozverin and Scratch are added to Whiskas food.

It would be better if they added Anti-Fleas there)

Statuses about animals

If you carefully observe the monkeys, a suspicion arises that they still know how to become human, but do not want to do it.

I taught the dog to bark when he wants to eat. I did a lot of training! And now she doesn't eat until I bark.

Envy is when you get up early in the morning for work, and your cat glances at you, yawns and curls up into a ball.

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Sometimes a ship stops sinkingSometimes a ship stops sinking as soon as the rats leave it

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..Man is not always a Wolf to man. It happens that a man is a mongrel to a man, and it happens that he is also a lamb!!

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Man is the only animal that causes pain to others without any other purpose Arthur Schopenhauer

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The proverbial missing link between the ape and the civilized man is us Konrad Lorenz

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I envy bears who sleep all winter and wake up in the spring, when it’s just a little before summer

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