All quotes and catchphrases from the film “That Same Munchausen”

What is communication?

It includes all the ways in which information is conveyed by one person to another.
People spend most of their time sharing opinions, knowledge, and their own ideas. But not everyone thinks about the importance of nonverbal communication: a serious facial expression, a smile, nonverbal contacts, voice timbre and facial expressions.

If verbal and nonverbal methods of communication do not match, the interlocutor experiences an internal conflict: the flow of communication is disrupted.

Philosophers were interested in the human soul, but the thinkers of Greece, on the contrary, studied the appearance of people.

They were interested in creating a list of features that were “readable” on faces. The state of mind is reflected in a person’s appearance.

The same Munchausen

But that is not all. - Not all? - Not all. We held out and attacked from the flank. I led a troop of dragoons through the swamp. But my horse stumbled and we began to drown. The situation was desperate. It was necessary to choose one of two things: to die or to somehow be saved. What did you choose? Guess. I decided to save myself. But how? No rope, no pole, nothing. And then it dawned on me. Head! The head is always at hand, gentlemen. I grabbed my hair with my hand and pulled as hard as I could. But my hand, thank God, is strong, and my head, thank God, is thinking! In a word, I rushed... And pulled myself out of the swamp. Together with the horse. Are you saying that a person can lift himself up by his own hair? Necessarily. A thinking person is simply obliged to do this from time to time. Nonsense! Impossible. Where's the evidence? I'm alive? Like this. - You say hunting. - I speak? Okay, don't talk. You think. A year ago, in these very parts, can you imagine, I met a deer. I raise the gun, it turns out there are no cartridges. There is nothing but cherries. I load the gun with a cherry pit and shoot, hitting the deer in the forehead. He runs away. This spring, in these very parts, imagine meeting my handsome deer on whose head a luxurious cherry tree grows. What, cherry tree? Tree? On the head of a deer? Better yet, cherry orchard! If a garden grew, I would say garden. And since the tree has grown, why should I lie? I always tell only the truth. The truth? Oh! Of course, we all know how to pull. The handle is hanging, why not pull it? People are trying, they are hanging. No, we don't care. Everyone wants to show their strength. Their hands are itching. Take it calmly, pull gently. No! Pull with all your might. You won't do this in your house. And in someone else's house - please. Whatever comes to hand. Driving in a new hook or, say, changing a ring - you won’t get that from them. And to write stupid inscriptions on the walls - we are masters, we can do that. Well, now it's okay. You can call. Oh! Well, that's another matter. Mister Pastor, please. Mister Baron has been waiting for you for a long time. He has been working in his office since the morning. He locked himself and asked: “Thomas, he says, has Mr. Pastor arrived yet?” I say: “Not yet.” He says, “Well, thank God.” It's waiting for you. Listen, is your master the same Munchausen? The same Munchausen. - What are these, his hunting trophies? - Trophies. Mister Baron once went hunting in the forest. The bear rushed at him. And since Mister Baron was without a gun... Why was he without a gun? “I’m telling you, he went hunting.” - Ah... Well, well. Here you go. And when the bear rushed at him, Mr. Baron grabbed him by the front paws and held him until he died. - Why did he die? - From hunger. The bear is known to eat what it sucks

Is a very smart face a sign of intelligence?

While experts find it difficult to answer exactly what facial features may indicate a person’s intelligence.

To better understand the emotions of your interlocutor, you need to evaluate nonverbal signals in a complex manner:

2. eye expression;
3. nose shape;
4. gestures;
5. voice timbre;
6. visual contact.

Carmen Lefer believed that facial formations are influenced by biological processes. He carefully analyzed the bones of the face and found a connection between them and genes and hormonal levels.

For example, people with high testosterone have serious, aggressive traits and find it very difficult to smile.

The best quotes from that same Baron Munchausen (30 quotes)

The book unobtrusively reveals to us the main values ​​of life through the image of the main character Baron Munchausen. At times frivolous and funny, but in fact a very wise character. These conclusions become obvious only after some time. When we watch adventures, we only see funny moments. The best quotes from that same Baron Munchausen. collected in this collection.

“You had to choose one of two things: die or somehow escape.” - Well, what did you choose? - Guess.

“Baron, my dear, there is a good side to everything.” At least the city will stop laughing at you. - It's a pity! I wasn't afraid to seem funny. Not everyone can afford this.

- Truth is what is considered true at the moment...

- And my hand, thank God, is strong, and my head, thank God, is thinking!

God! Do you really have to kill a person to understand that he is alive!

- Got it. Duck! With apples. It looks like it's cooked well. “It seems like she doused herself with sauce on the way.” - Yes? How sweet of her!

Are you saying that a person can lift himself up by his own hair? - Necessarily. A thinking person is simply obliged to do this from time to time.

Dear judges, ladies and gentlemen! There are couples created for love, but we were created for divorce! <…> Jacobina has not loved me since childhood and, to give her credit, she managed to evoke reciprocal feelings in me. In church, when the priest asked if we wanted to become husband and wife, we unanimously answered: “No!” - and we were immediately married. After the wedding, my wife and I went on a honeymoon: I went to Turkey, she went to Switzerland. And for three years they lived there in love and harmony.

“They told me he’s a smart man.” - Well, you never know what they say about a person!

- Oh! - Of course, we all know how to pull. The handle is hanging, why not pull it?

We were sincere in our misconceptions!

— Karl, why is it so late? - In my opinion, it’s too early: not all nonsense has been said yet.

“Mr. Baron once went hunting in the forest. - The bear rushed at him. And since Mister Baron was without a gun... - Why was he without a gun? – I’m telling you, he went hunting.

All love is legitimate if it is love.

At one time, Socrates once told me: “Be sure to get married. If you get a good wife, you will become happy; if you get a bad wife, you will become a philosopher.” I don't know which is better.

- Thomas, look, are they flying? A? - They're flying, Mister Baron! Now they will fly over our house. - We'll shoot through the chimney.

Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Do you want to ruin our holiday?

I understand what your problem is: you are too serious. An intelligent face is not yet a sign of intelligence, gentlemen. All stupid things on earth are done with this facial expression. Smile, gentlemen. Smile!

– Judging by the abundance of compliments, you returned with bad news?

- You allow kings to get divorced. - Well, for kings, in special cases, as an exception, when it is necessary, say, for procreation. “For procreation, something completely different is needed.

– But is this a fact? - No, this is not a fact. – This is not a fact? - No, this is not a fact. This is much more than a fact. That's how it really was.

—Are you saying that a person can lift himself up by his hair? - Necessarily! A thinking person simply has to do this from time to time!

– I will not allow the waistline to be lowered to the hips. 155. – After all, we are the center of Europe. “I won’t let any Spaniards dictate terms to us.” – If you want a cut-off sleeve, please. – Would you like a pleated skirt with darts? I accept this too. “But I won’t let you lower your waistline.”

- Be like everyone else, Karl. I beg you... - How is everything? Not flying on cannonballs? Don't hunt mammoths? Not corresponding with Shakespeare?

“I serve myself, madam.” Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrate. I won't say that this is a feat. But in general there is something heroic in this.

- Well, that’s nice... And don’t be so tragic, my dear... In the end, Galileo also renounced! “That’s why I always loved Giordano Bruno more!”

- What is this? - Arrested. - Why with an orchestra? – Your Highness, first there were planned celebrations, then arrests. Then they decided to combine.

— Explain to the court why everything was fine for twenty years, and suddenly such a tragedy? - Sorry, Mr. Judge, the tragedy lasted for twenty years and only now everything should be fine!

- My husband, gentlemen, is a dangerous man! 20 years of my life are given to him! For 20 years I pacified him. I kept him within the boundaries of family life. And thereby saving lives. Your life. The life of society comes from him!…

- Thomas, go home and cook dinner. When I return, let it be six o'clock. — Six in the evening or six in the morning? - Six in the afternoon.

Is a serious face a sign of arrogance?

Many people think so.

• This stereotype is very difficult to eradicate, because you will not convince everyone you meet that you are kind and sympathetic. It is more advisable to work on yourself so as not to experience difficulties in communicating with others.
• People often perceive a dissatisfied face as a sign of ill will. Therefore, smile! Your task is to learn to do this sincerely. A little practice will do you good: smile at people on the street, in the subway and in stores. A friendly facial expression will help you win favor.
• Put yourself in the shoes of people who have to see your smart face every day. No matter what you say, others will perceive information through the prism of “arrogance.” This is not the result you are looking for, is it?
• If it’s difficult for you to change your mind right away, before the conversation, remember some incident that sincerely amuses you. During a conversation, periodically replay it in your head.

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…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………….. - You had to choose one of two things: die or somehow escape. - Well, what did you choose? - Guess.

- And my hand, thank God, is strong, and my head, thank God, is thinking!

—Are you saying that a person can lift himself up by his hair? - Necessarily. A thinking person is simply obliged to do this from time to time.

- What, a cherry tree? - Tree? On the head of a deer? Better yet, cherry orchard! - If a garden grew, I would say garden. And since the tree has grown, why should I lie?

- Oh! - Of course, we all know how to pull. The handle is hanging, why not pull it?

- Mister Baron has been waiting for you for a long time. He has been working in his office since the morning. - He locked himself up and asked: “Thomas, he says, hasn’t Mr. Pastor arrived yet?” - I say: “Not yet.” - He says, “Well, thank God.”

“Mr. Baron once went hunting in the forest. — The bear rushed at him. And since Mister Baron was without a gun... - Why was he without a gun? “I’m telling you, he went hunting.”

- Thomas, look, are they flying? A? - They're flying, Mister Baron! Now they will fly over our house. - We'll shoot through the chimney.

- Well, how? - Got it. Duck. With apples. It looks like it's cooked well. “It seems like she doused herself with sauce on the way.” - Yes? How nice of her.

- So. Unfortunately, Baron, I can't help you. - Why? — Because while your wife is alive, you cannot marry again. - You say alive? - When alive. -Are you proposing to kill her? - God! God forbid you, Baron!

“Maybe you shouldn’t have started with Sophocles?” And this time you were too clever with the duck too. “I wanted to cheer him up.” They told me: a smart man. - Well, you never know what they say about a person.

- Mr. Ramkopf, you are a friend of our family, you do a lot for us. Take it one step further! - Everything in my power. - Challenge your father to a duel. - Never. - But why? - Well, first of all, he will kill me. And secondly... - The first is enough. Calm down, Feo.

— Judging by the abundance of compliments, you returned with bad news?

- No reason? The man destroyed his family, drove his wife and child out onto the street. - What child? I'm an officer! — He kicked out his wife and the officer.

- But is this a fact? - No, this is not a fact. - This is not a fact? - No, this is not a fact. This is much more than a fact. That's how it really was.

“The fact is that our beloved Duke has recently been in some kind of confrontation with our beloved Duchess. - And what? - Oh. - Terrible boy. Just like my father. - Oh well. They say she caught him with some lady-in-waiting. It was terrible! It was... - So what? — Being somewhat nervously overexcited, the Duke suddenly grabbed and signed several petitions for divorce with the words “Freedom!” Let everyone go!”

- The whole decision is in the waist. Where do you think we will make the waist? - At chest level. - Brilliant! - Brilliant, like everything true.

- I will not allow the waistline to be lowered to the hips. 155. - After all, we are the center of Europe. “I won’t let any Spaniards dictate terms to us.” — If you want a cut-off sleeve, please. — Would you like a pleated skirt with darts? I accept this too. “But I won’t let you lower your waistline.”

— “The daily routine of Baron Karl Friedrich Hieronymus von Munchausen on May 30, 1779.” - Curious. - Very much. — “Wake up at 6 o’clock in the morning.” - Unpunished.

- “From 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. is a feat.” - What does it mean? - This means that from 8 to 10 in the morning he has a feat planned. Well? What do you say, burgomaster, about a man who every day goes to heroic deeds, as if to serve?

- I serve myself, madam. Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrate. I won't say that this is a feat. But in general there is something heroic in this.

- Gentlemen, we have reached a very interesting point. “16:00 - war with England.” - With whom?! - With England. - Lord, why didn’t England please him? - Where is she? Where, I ask you? - Who? - England.

-Recall all those dismissed to the reserve. Cancel holidays. Build a guard in the central square. The dress code is summer, formal. Blue uniforms with gold trim. Sewn-in sleeve. The lapels are wide. The waist is 10 cm lower than in peacetime. - Below? - That is, higher. - And the chest? - What, breasts? — Should we leave it where it is? - No, we take it with us.

- Is it really impossible to arrest one single person? The horse is tired! - It's okay, Your Highness. Baron Munchausen will be arrested any minute. He asked me to tell you not to disperse.

- What is this? - Arrested. - Why with an orchestra? - Your Highness, first there were planned celebrations, then arrests. Then they decided to combine.

-Where is our guard? Where is the guard? - Obviously, he is outflanking. - Whom? - Everyone.

- Hand over your sword. - Your Highness, do not go against your conscience. - I know, you are a noble man, and in your heart you are also against England. - Yes, in my heart I’m against it. Yes, I don't like her... Yes. - But I sit and keep quiet. War is...

- Why does the war continue? Don’t they read your newspapers?

- My husband, gentlemen, is a dangerous man! 20 years of my life are given to him! For 20 years I pacified him. I kept him within the boundaries of family life. And thereby saving lives. Your life. The life of society comes from him!…

- It’s not scary that I’m abandoned. Not scary. It's scary that he's free!

-What is she talking about? - He's covering for the Baron. - And what does he say? “It’s clear that he’s a scoundrel,” he says. He's crazy, he's an unfortunate liar. - And what does he want? - It’s clear why, so as not to quit. - Logical.

— There are couples created for love. We were created for divorce.

“Jacobina has not loved me since childhood and, to give her credit, she managed to evoke reciprocal feelings in me. In church, when the priest asked if we wanted to become husband and wife, we unanimously answered “no,” and we were immediately married. After the wedding, my wife and I left for our honeymoon. I went to Turkey, she went to Switzerland, and for three years they lived there in love and harmony.

- Great God, make sure everything goes well. Help us, Lord. We love each other so much. And don't be angry with Karl, Lord. He is impudent, he is often ready to argue with you, but, Lord, you are older, you are wiser. You must give in. Give in, Lord. You've already endured so much. Well, be patient a little longer.

- Baron, you are a reasonable person. I have always treated you with sympathy. I respected your way of thinking. Loose shoulder line, tapered trousers.

“We have too many of them, these obstacles.” They are beyond my strength. Lord, why didn't you marry Joan of Arc? She agreed. — I knew that I would meet Martha.

- And let the monument that we erect in his honor become a symbol... - A symbol - sluggishly. - Okay, let it become more than just a symbol. - Better. - Let it become not only a symbol of the city’s selfless love for its citizen... - It’s better to say: “To its great son.” - Better. Let it become a source of courage, courage, a spring of life-giving optimism that will never stop flowing... - It would be better to say flow. - But the spring, it flows. “Sometimes it hits, and sometimes it flows.” In this case, it is better for it to flow.

- What time is it, Thomas? - The clock struck 3, the baron fell at 2, so it was only an hour. - Why are you talking? You have to add 3 plus 2. - Previously it was necessary to add, but now it’s better to subtract.

“It’s only a pity that it’s only one half.” What if you are not afraid and... - Eliminate. - Or bring it closer? - Connect. - Here... This is even funnier. - Much. And water will immediately flow. -Where are we going to get the water from? From what place? - We won’t pour water out of Munchausen, gentlemen. No need. “He is as dear to us as Munchausen.” Like Karl Friedrich Hieronymus. “Whether his horse drinks or doesn’t drink is of no concern to us.” - Not in the desert.

- Are you all joking? - I quit a long time ago. Doctors forbid it. — Since when did you start going to doctors? - Immediately after death.

- Good boy? - 12 kilograms. - Running? - For what? Walking. - Chatting? - Silent. - Smart boy, he will go far.

- Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Do you want to ruin our holiday?

- Let's talk another time. - Fine. Today at midnight at the monument. - At the monument. To whom? - To me.

- Mister Burgomaster! His Highness the Duke missed again! For the fourth time we drive this pig past His Highness, and His Highness, excuse the expression, smears and smears. Will you order us to drive away for the fifth time? - No. Inconvenient. He already remembered his face. - Who will win? - Duke of the Boar.

- No, well, we're done, huh? We've done it! We steal bears from the gypsies! But they were, were... Literally the homeland of bears.

- Martha left me. - She's gone crazy. Ungrateful, rubbish. Cook. She thinks it's easy to be the lover of such a man. Scoundrel. We'll get her back. - It's not scary. Really. We'll persuade her.

- No, you don’t know her well. To get her back, you have to get yourself back.

- Here are the facts: an extract from the church register, a certificate of the baron’s death, a receipt for the coffin. It would seem that there is more than enough evidence. However, the defendant continues to persist! Taking advantage of his external resemblance to the late baron, insidiously taking possession of his gait, voice and even fingerprints, the defendant naively hopes to deceive us and force us to recognize our dear baron, whom we solemnly celebrated three years ago!

- Frau Martha, Frau Martha! Frau Martha, we have trouble, the baron has risen. There will be trouble, Frau Martha.

“If a person wants to tell the truth, he has the right to do so.” I would just like to know what truth you mean? - There is only one truth! - There is no such thing as truth. - Yes. Truth is what is currently believed to be true.

- God! Do you really have to kill a person to understand that he is alive! - Well said. Very. But we have no choice.

- Mr. Pastor, Mr. Pastor! - Well? - Ask to be let through! “I packed him some things for the trip.” Still, the path is not close. - Do you really think that he will make it? - To the moon? Certainly. - You can’t even see her. “When you can see it, the fool will fly.” The Baron likes it to be more difficult.

- Amazing. - What, your highness? “I say, it’s amazing how our people harmonize with nature. - ABOUT! I'll remember this. - You write it down.

- Well, won’t there be anything unnecessary? - What are you saying, Your Highness? Everything will go according to plan. After the overture - interrogations. Then - the last word of the defendant, volleys, general fun, dancing.

- Why can’t you hear? I don't understand what they are talking about. - Your Highness, the defendant thanks the city authorities and seems to be joking with his beloved. - Fine. Especially the lace collar and front dart really suit him. And in general, he looks like a deceased person.

- Well... Let's confess. “I did this all my life, but no one believed me.” - Please, ease your soul. “It happened naturally, pastor.” I had a friend. He betrayed me. I had a favorite. She renounced. I'm flying light.

- Rude. How we still love... Always would... This is not the main thing.

- They put raw gunpowder, Karl! They want to stop you, Karl! - Here. Thank you. Thank you, Martha. Let them envy! Who else has such a woman?

- My God. The pharmacist's daughter is the pharmacist's daughter.

-Where is the commander? - Commands.

- I don’t understand anything anymore. So is it him or not? -Can’t wait 2 minutes?

- Well, here’s the thing, we were all probably wrong here in some way... - Gentlemen, by the decision of the Hanoverian court in connection with the successful completion of the experiment... - Since everything has turned out this way, let it go as it goes... - Ordered, ordered by the Highest command consider the defendant Baron Munchausen! - And here some people began to allow themselves to sew on patch pockets and tighten sleeves - we will not allow this.

- Heartiest congratulations! - But with what?! — Happy return from the Moon! - Not true! This time I wasn't on the moon! - How could it not be, when there is already a decision that it was?

- Join us quietly... - Join us, Baron. Join us.

- Yes, understand! Baron Munchausen is famous not for the fact that he flew or did not fly. And the fact that he doesn’t lie.

- Thomas, go home! Prepare dinner! When I return, let it be 6 o'clock! — 6 pm or 6 am? - 6 days.

- I understand what your problem is. You are too serious. An intelligent face is not yet a sign of intelligence, gentlemen. All stupid things on earth are done with this facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile.

Playing with facial expressions

Psychologists identify a number of features, knowing which you can avoid problems in communication.

1. If the interlocutor frowns or becomes gloomy, most likely the conversation has ceased to bring him pleasure. An angry look may be accompanied by subtle nods of the head from side to side. Knowing that you have a naturally serious face, try to avoid grinning when communicating with others. In this case, the interlocutor may put his own meaning into them: he will think that you are simply making fun of him. This behavior of yours will be explained by a lack of intelligence.
2. To avoid adding seriousness to your look, try not to raise one eyebrow. With such a facial expression, you will push your interlocutor away. A raised eyebrow indicates bewilderment and dissatisfaction. This nonverbal gesture stops the natural flow of the conversation.
3. Two raised eyebrows are a sign of surprise. This will show your interlocutor that you are intrigued by his proposal.
4. The face can express both sadness and boundless happiness. Raised corners of the mouth will soften “sharp” features. Try not to clench your jaw while talking - this is a sign of anger.
5. A direct gaze is evidence of openness and sincerity. If the eyes are cast downward, this may be a manifestation of modesty and restraint. But sometimes the fact that the interlocutor does not look you in the eye can indicate a desire to deceive. If the gaze is directed upward, most likely the person is indifferent to the conversation or is simply tired.

All quotes and catchphrases from the film “That Same Munchausen”

I understand what your problem is. You are too serious.

An intelligent face is not yet a sign of intelligence, gentlemen.

All stupid things on earth are done with this facial expression.

Smile, gentlemen, smile.

All quotes and catchphrases from the film “That Same Munchausen”

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• It was necessary to choose one of two things: to die or to somehow be saved.
• Well, what did you choose?
• Guess.

• But my hand, thank God, is strong, and my head, thank God, is thinking!

• Are you saying that a person can lift himself up by his own hair?
• Necessarily. A thinking person is simply obliged to do this from time to time.

• What, cherry tree?
• Tree? On the head of a deer? Better yet, cherry orchard!
• If a garden grew, I would say garden. And since the tree has grown, why should I lie?

• Oh!
• Of course, we all know how to pull. The handle is hanging, why not pull it?

• Mister Baron has been waiting for you for a long time. He has been working in his office since the morning. He locked himself and asked: “Thomas, he says, has Mr. Pastor arrived yet?” I say: “Not yet.” He says, “Well, thank God.” It's waiting for you.

• Mister Baron once went hunting in the forest. The bear rushed at him. And since Mister Baron was without a gun...
• Why was he without a gun?
• I'm telling you, he went hunting.

• Thomas, look, are they flying? A?
• They're flying, Mister Baron! Now they will fly over our house.
• We'll shoot through the chimney.

• So how?
• Got it. Duck. With apples. It looks like it's cooked well.
• She, it seems, doused herself with sauce on the way.
• Yes? How nice of her.

• So. Unfortunately, Baron, I can't help you.
• Why?
• Because if your wife is alive, you cannot remarry.
• Live, you say?
• While alive.
• Are you proposing to kill her?
• God! God forbid you, Baron!

• Maybe you shouldn't have started with Sophocles? And this time you were too clever with the duck too.
• I wanted to cheer him up. They told me: a smart man.
• Well, you never know what they talk about a person.

• Mr. Ramkopf, you are a friend of our family, you do a lot for us. Take it one step further!
• Everything in my power.
• Challenge your father to a duel.
• Never.
• But why?
• Well, first of all, he will kill me. And secondly…
• The first is enough. Calm down, Feo.

• Judging by the abundance of compliments, did you come back with bad news?

• No reason? The man destroyed his family, drove his wife and child out onto the street.
• What child? I'm an officer!
• Kicked his wife out with the officer.

• But is this a fact?
• No, this is not a fact.
• Is this not a fact?
• No, this is not a fact. This is much more than a fact. That's how it really was.

• The fact is that our adored Duke has recently been in some confrontation with our adored Duchess.
• And what?
• Oh.
• Terrible boy. Just like my father.
• Oh well. They say she caught him with some lady-in-waiting. It was terrible! It was…
• And what?
• Being somewhat nervously overexcited, the Duke suddenly grabbed and signed several petitions for divorce with the words “Freedom! Let everyone go!”

• The whole solution is in the waist. Where do you think we will make the waist? At chest level.
• Brilliant!
• Brilliant, like everything true.

• I will not allow the waistline to be lowered to the hips. 155. After all, we are the center of Europe. I won't let any Spaniards dictate terms to us. If you want a cut-off sleeve, please. Want a pleated skirt with darts? I accept this too. But I won’t let you lower your waistline.

• "The daily routine of Baron Carl Friedrich Hieronymus von Munchausen on May 30, 1779."
• Curious.
• Very.
• “Wake up at 6 o’clock in the morning.”
• Not punishable.

• “From 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. is a feat.”
• What does it mean?
• This means that from 8 to 10 in the morning he has a feat planned. Well? What do you say, burgomaster, about a man who every day goes to heroic deeds, as if to serve?
• I serve myself, madam. Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrate. I won't say that this is a feat. But in general there is something heroic in this.

• Gentlemen, we have reached a very interesting point."16:00 - war with England."
• With whom?!
• With England.
• Lord, why didn’t England please him?
• Where is she? Where, I ask you?
• Who?
• England.

• Recall all those dismissed to the reserve. Cancel holidays. Build a guard in the central square. The dress code is summer, formal. Blue uniforms with gold trim. Sewn-in sleeve. The lapels are wide. The waist is 10 cm lower than in peacetime.
• Below?
• That is higher.
• What about the breasts?
• What, breasts?
• Do we leave it in place?
• No, we take it with us.

• Is it really impossible to arrest one single person? The horse is tired!
• It's okay, Your Highness. Baron Munchausen will be arrested any minute. He asked me to tell you not to disperse.

• What is this?
• Arrested.
• Why with an orchestra?
• Your Highness, first celebrations were planned, then arrests. Then they decided to combine.

• Where is our guard? Where is the guard?
• Obviously he's outflanking.
• Whom?
• Everyone.

• Hand over your sword.
• Your Highness, do not go against your conscience. I know that you are a noble man, and in your heart you are also against England.
• Yes, in my heart I’m against it. Yes, I don't like her... Yes. But I sit and keep quiet. War is...

• Why does the war continue? Don’t they read your newspapers?

• My husband, gentlemen, is a dangerous man! 20 years of my life are given to him! For 20 years I pacified him. I kept him within the boundaries of family life. And thereby saving lives. Your life. The life of society comes from him!... It’s not scary that I’m abandoned. Not scary. It's scary that he's free!

• What is she talking about?
• The Baron is covering up.
• And what does he say?
• It’s clear that he’s a scoundrel, he says. He's crazy, he's an unfortunate liar.
• And what does he want?
• It’s clear why he shouldn’t give it up.
• Logical.

• There are couples made for love. We were created for divorce.

• Jacobina has not loved me since childhood and, to give her credit, she managed to evoke reciprocal feelings in me. In church, when the priest asked if we wanted to become husband and wife, we unanimously answered “no,” and we were immediately married. After the wedding, my wife and I left for our honeymoon. I went to Turkey, she went to Switzerland, and for three years they lived there in love and harmony.

• Great God, make sure everything goes well. Help us, Lord. We love each other so much. And don't be angry with Karl, Lord. He is impudent, he is often ready to argue with you, but, Lord, you are older, you are wiser. You must give in. Give in, Lord. You've already endured so much. Well, be patient a little longer.

• Baron, you are a reasonable person. I have always treated you with sympathy. I respected your way of thinking. Loose shoulder line, tapered trousers.

• And let the monument that we erect in his honor become a symbol...
• The symbol is sluggish.
• Well, let it become more than just a symbol.
• Better.
• Let it become not only a symbol of the city’s selfless love for its citizen...
• It’s better to say: “To your great son.”
• Better. Let it become a source of courage, courage, a spring of life-giving optimism that will never stop flowing...
• Better to say flow.
• But the spring, it flows.
• Sometimes it hits, and sometimes it flows. In this case, it is better for it to flow.

• What time is it, Thomas?
• The clock struck 3, the baron fell at 2, so it was only an hour.
• Why are you talking? You have to add 3 plus 2.
• Previously it was necessary to add, but now it is better to subtract.

• It's only a pity that it's only one half. What if you are not afraid and...
• Eliminate.
• Or bring it closer?
• Connect. Here... This is even funnier.
• Much. And water will immediately flow.
• Where will we get the water from? From what place?
• Gentlemen, we won’t pour water out of Munchausen. No need. He is as dear to us as Munchausen. Like Karl Friedrich Hieronymus. And whether his horse drinks or doesn’t drink is of no concern to us.
• Not in the desert.

• Are you all joking?
• I quit a long time ago. Doctors forbid it.
• Since when did you start going to doctors?
• Immediately after death.

• Good boy?
• 12 kilograms.
• Running?
• For what? Walking.
• Chatting?
• Silent.
• Smart boy, he will go far.

• Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Do you want to ruin our holiday?

• Let's talk another time.
• Fine. Today at midnight at the monument.
• At the monument. To whom?
• To me.

• Mister Burgomaster! His Highness the Duke missed again! For the fourth time we drive this pig past His Highness, and His Highness, excuse the expression, smears and smears. Will you order us to drive away for the fifth time?
• No. Inconvenient. He already remembered his face.
• Who will win?
• Duke of the Boar.

• No, well, we're done, huh? We've done it! We steal bears from the gypsies! But they were, were... Literally the homeland of bears.

• Martha left me.
• She's gone crazy. Ungrateful, rubbish. Cook. She thinks it's easy to be the lover of such a man. Scoundrel. We'll get her back.
• It's not scary. Really. We'll persuade her.

• Here are the facts: an extract from the church register, a certificate of death of the baron, a receipt for the coffin. It would seem that there is more than enough evidence. However, the defendant continues to persist! Taking advantage of his external resemblance to the late baron, insidiously taking possession of his gait, voice and even fingerprints, the defendant naively hopes to deceive us and force us to recognize our dear baron, whom we solemnly celebrated three years ago!

• Frau Martha, Frau Martha! Frau Martha, we have trouble, the baron has risen. There will be trouble, Frau Martha.

• If a person wants to tell the truth, he has the right to do so. I would just like to know what truth you mean?
• There is only one truth!
• There is no truth at all. Yes. Truth is what is currently believed to be true.

• God! Do you really have to kill a person to understand that he is alive!
• Well said. Very. But we have no choice.

• Mister Pastor, Mister Pastor!
• Well?
• Ask to be let through!
• Here I packed something for him for the trip. Still, the path is not close.
• Do you really think that he will make it?
• To the moon? Certainly.
• She's not even visible.
• When you can see it, the fool will fly. The Baron likes it to be more difficult.

• Amazing.
• What, your highness?
• I say, it's amazing how our people harmonize with nature.
• ABOUT! I'll remember this.
• You write it down.

• Well, won’t there be anything unnecessary?
• What are you, Your Highness? Everything will go according to plan. After the overture - interrogations. Then - the last word of the defendant, volleys, general fun, dancing.

• Why can't you hear? I don't understand what they are talking about.
• Your Highness, the defendant thanks the city authorities and seems to be joking with his beloved.
• Fine. Especially the lace collar and front dart really suit him. And in general, he looks like a deceased person.

• Well... Let's confess.
• I did this all my life, but no one believed me.
• Please, ease your soul.
• It just happened, Pastor. I had a friend. He betrayed me. I had a favorite. She renounced. I'm flying light.
• Rough. How we still love... Always would... This is not the main thing.

• They put raw gunpowder, Karl! They want to stop you, Karl!

• Where is the commander?
• Commands.

• I don't understand anything anymore. So is it him or not?
• Can't wait 2 minutes?

• Well, here’s the thing, we were all probably wrong about something...
• Gentlemen, the decision of the Hanoverian court in connection with the successful completion of the experiment...
• Since everything has turned out this way, let it go as it goes...
• It is ordered, by the highest order, to consider the defendant Baron Munchausen!
• And here some people began to allow themselves to sew on patch pockets and tighten sleeves - we will not allow this.

• Heartiest congratulations!
• But with what?!
• Happy return from the Moon!
• Not true! This time I wasn't on the moon!
• How could it not be, when there is already a decision that it was?

• Join us quietly...
• Join us, Baron. Join us.

• Yes, understand! Baron Munchausen is famous not for the fact that he flew or did not fly. And the fact that he doesn’t lie.

• Thomas, go home! Prepare dinner! When I return, let it be 6 o'clock!
• 6 pm or 6 am?
• 6 days.

• I understand what your problem is. You are too serious. An intelligent face is not yet a sign of intelligence, gentlemen. All stupid things on earth are done with this facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile.