Statuses about mood
What can describe the current state of mind better than statuses about mood? Nothing! Here is a selection of aphorisms that perfectly describe the mood:
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When there is no reason to have fun, have fun in installments!
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My mood ran out like a cell phone battery. How to charge it now? Fingers cannot fit into the socket...
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Moods come unexpectedly and go without warning.
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I wanted to drown my problems in alcohol. The bastards are coming up!
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He withdrew into himself for an indefinite period of time. It’s not a fact that I’ll be back, but I don’t recommend taking my place in the sun!
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In life there is always something missing for complete happiness: sometimes stools, sometimes rope, sometimes soap...
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The mood is like Carlson's! I want sweets and naughty things!
What is status in FriendVokrug
Status on a dating site – a short story from the profile owner. It is located in the profile, under the avatar. The maximum number of characters that can be used for status in FriendVokrug is 125. Spaces and emoticons used by the account owner are also taken into account.
It is noteworthy that in FriendVokrug you can insert both standard emoticons from your smartphone keyboard and those offered by the dating site.
How to set a new status:
- Open “FriendVokrug” on your smartphone.
- Go to the section: “My Profile”.
- Under your avatar, select “Status” and click on it.
- Enter text information and publish.
Also, FriendVokrug has a new feature with an update - publications.
To make a short post, you need:
- Go to section: “Events”.
- Click on the quotation mark icon below.
- Enter the text and send.
In the case of posts, the user can add pictures and upload up to 140 characters. But unlike status, the post will not be shown on your profile. Will appear only to friends in the “Events” section.
Cool statuses about husband and family
Statuses about a husband, as a rule, are witty and often truthful, clearly showing all the ins and outs of the relationship that develops between representatives of the sexes. Sometimes they become a kind of chronicle, telling about the difficulties that arose in the relationship of a particular couple.
These kinds of statuses, cool, new, are given below:
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Sometimes my husband literally shakes from talking to me. I am such an amazing woman!
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Only my husband has an ideal wife!
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If you can’t find the culprit, it means the husband is to blame.
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My husband said that the spark between us had gone out. She brought a stun gun. When he wakes up, I’ll ask again.
Expressing wise thoughts
If you want to put something significant, you should use the statements of philosophers and thinkers of the past. Such phrases reflect an attitude towards life or describe a person’s internal state.
Many people use Latin expressions. It looks original, but few people know Latin, so there is a risk of being misunderstood by your friends.
Funny statuses about love
Looking for a status about love? Cool and meaningful aphorisms of this kind are appreciated by both men and women. The best are collected in the section:
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Love is a sauce that goes with goat, pork, chicken, and even game.
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The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and the Kama Sutra explains in detail how to do this.
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If you lose heart, then only in the arms of your loved one.
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When Cupid made a control shot in the head, then platonic love was born.
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Love is a terrible disease: it sends two people to bed at once.
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If a guy lets you drive his car, then he's definitely in love!
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Love is when good people feel bad!
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I tell him once again that I’m not cheating, but he stubbornly resists and doesn’t believe me.
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If you're unlucky in love, you'll probably be lucky in alcoholism.
And now - short and meaningful statuses about relationships:
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If you behave badly, I will marry you and stay with you.
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There are only two main mistakes in relationships: breaking off living relationships and clinging to dead ones.
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Lovers come and go, but husbands remain!
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Don’t look for a spark in a relationship, because you need to find an eternal flame
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A woman is afraid of the end of a relationship, and a man is afraid of its beginning...
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A woman cannot help but turn into a saw if there is firewood nearby!!!
Sometimes statuses are short and can tell more about love and relationships than an entire novel.
Photo: nur.kz: Original
A win-win
In order not to waste time searching for the optimal phrase that expresses the user’s attitude towards something, the best option is to use your own ideas.
The advantages of this option are obvious:
- originality;
- accurate expression of one's own thoughts;
- accessibility to others;
- the ability to change whenever you want.
The application was created specifically to dispel loneliness. Therefore, you should not be afraid to express your own thoughts - this will only help you find a common language with other users and be remembered by others.
Very funny statuses that will bring you to tears
“Mom and dad...I fell in love...I’ll be late, I’m off to ruin my life...” Your fool
Marriage is a struggle: first for unity, then for equality, and then for independence... And so on - until death do you part.
By the way, I keep to the schedule...you have to be strict with this, there are a lot of applicants...
Citizens are like children to the state! It comes up with games for them, tells them fairy tales, feeds them with sweet promises...
Soon we will have our paycheck again... Five minutes at the ATM... One hour in the store... again we have no money!
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and think - oh, the middle of the night.
There is nothing stronger than habit, so the grandmother slobbers on her finger while scrolling through photos on her smartphone.
Chukovsky is a real genius, because after the lines “The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away,” he somehow miraculously avoided the rhymes “fuck” and “fuck.”
You feel bad? Boring? Alone? Then I will come to you, and you will understand how good it was for you!
Today I went to bed at 22:00. It's already 3:10 and I still can't get over the fact that I went to bed so early!
Swearing is bad. This makes us weaker. Instead, you can say: “What phallic symbol do you want from me?”, “Get away from me!”
Every man should be a little bit like Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.
I knew that sooner or later he would leave! But why?! Why didn’t I break his legs?!?
Cocktail with mint leaves - mojito. And the cocktail with hemp leaves is awesome!
My cat lives by the principle: “I’m tired of eating and sleeping.” And throughout the day he puts commas in different places.
Only in Russia the phrase EATED does not mean OVEREATE...
Kindness
Sometimes you don’t need unnecessarily long phrases at all to express the feelings that you experience at a particular moment. Well, let's see what a status of 2 words with meaning can do.
- Semantic hallucinations.
- It was unimaginable. Sometimes I remember.
- Worry about you.
- It is snowing.
- Thorns and roses.
- Do the opposite.
- Falling in love is dangerous.
- Strange situations.
- I misidentified myself. Happens.
- Two words.
- Into my life.
- Inhumane.
- It needs to be effective.
- Nobody will come.
- I want something sweet.
- There will be three of us.
- Just wink.
- Highest level.
- Finally at home.
- Get inspired.
- Your name…
- If in general.
- Jealousy burns.
- I'm prettier.
- More load.
- Transshipment relations.
- I want a hobby.
- I enjoy the color.
- That's better.
- Fifty squats.
- Forget him.
- Ideal figure.
- I like the eyelashes.
- Your lips...
- Crazy. Empress.
- No cigarettes.
- Being a woman is difficult.
- Lie to me.
- No benefit.
- Loud music.
- Fatigue kills.
- Pink dreams.
- Autumn soon.
- Relationships are exhausting.
- No trust.
- Real advice.
- Pure truth.
- Hate lie.
- Circle of friends.
- Definitely together.
- I didn't count on it.
- Blame me.
- Every time.
- Jealous woman.
- On a good note.
- Let's leave it like that.
- Cigarettes without smoke.
- Space is close.
- I calm down and enjoy.
- Fifth wheel.
- Unlock your phone.
- I do not need.
- Roses please.
- Surrender to yourself.
- More and more difficult.
- Fall into me.
- You don't even scold.
- There will be no hysterics.
- There was one.
- What a blessing.
- Read a book.
- I don't like the movie.
- I'll praise you to death.
- No advice needed.
- Throw it away now!
- I make you jealous.
- He's in the plans.
- Dreams are broken.
- I'll buy flowers.
- I didn’t even dream of it.
- Something tasty.
- The same.
- Except one.
- SMS was sent.
- Gray and dull.
- Relax? Seriously?
- Beloved daughter.
- For what?
- Green eyes.
- Call more often.
- What are you hiding?
- Best friend.
- The flowers have withered.
- Money is dirt.
- Reply to the message.
- You don't even read it.
- Under the blanket.
- Rain is coming.
- Great metaphor.
- I'm taking a break.
- Sweet strawberry.
- You're on the screensaver.
- I quote you.
- Psychology doesn't work.
- I update constantly.
- That's not fatal.
- Just someone I know.
- There are many of those.
- Not friends at all.
- Will come back like a boomerang.
- Beautiful wrapper.
- I'm very sorry.
- Already happened.
- Relieve tension.
- Leave it like that.
- No tension.
- What are you thinking about?
- As in childhood.
- We need to figure it out.
- Let's make peace.
- Interesting dialogue.
- By bars and restaurants.
- Beautiful girl.
- It's better not to think.
- In its place.
- I'm glad, thank you.
- Happy beauty.
- Something important.
- Fuck introspection.
- Well, let's be silent.
- Pink on grey.
- Not a photographer.
- Lonely evening.
- I just got it.
Beautiful statuses with meaning (200 statuses)
Statuses help other users understand who is in front of them. Such statuses convey the state of mind of the owner of the page and evoke deep feelings in those who view this page. They show what a person thinks at a given period of life, how he feels, what his worldview is. This collection contains beautiful statuses with meaning.
Life is full of beauty. Pay attention to this. Smell the rain and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest and fight for your dreams!
He who knows how to smile every day knows how to live.
The best medicine is tenderness. Take a drop every day, add a little to phrases before each speech.
When some doors of our happiness close, others open... But we look at the closed ones for so long that we do not see the open ones.
But there are no chance meetings. This is either a test, or a punishment, or a gift of fate.
When you fall, don't forget about two things - who pushed you and who didn't support you. This will definitely come in handy when you get back on your feet.
And don’t even dare think that you might not be able to stand it.
If fate veers off the road, don’t worry - it just avoids the potholes.
Dreams Come True. Otherwise, nature would not have endowed us with the ability to dream.
Trust is when you give a person a knife and turn your back.
All your life you wait to meet someone who will understand you and accept you for who you are. And at the very end you discover that this someone is always with you. And this is you.
Life is worth seeing a happy person in the mirror.
When life gives you hundreds of reasons to cry, show it that you have thousands of reasons to smile.
Take the risk of sending everyone and everything away at least once in your life. Free yourself from a bunch of other people's problems and your life from people you don't need.
All the important things in this world are made of truth and joy, not of cloth and glass.
Try to live without malice and without envy, and not look for reasons for offense. You will smile just like that, for joy - a smile will not harm anyone!
There's no point in beating yourself up when there's nothing you can do.
We all have the ability to choose. Choose happiness.
One day you will realize that you spent your life observing the rules and prohibitions that society came up with, instead of living and enjoying life, but it will be too late.
The only person you will spend your whole life with is yourself. Love yourself.
Learn to appreciate someone who can’t live without you, and don’t chase someone who is happy without you!
A DIAMOND that falls into the dirt will always be a DIAMOND! And the dust that rises to the skies will remain dust!
Dream big: only big dreams have the power to touch people's souls.
Sometimes you have to not know something or miss something in order to remain happy.
Life is a mystery that you need to be able to accept and not torment yourself with the constant question: “What is the meaning of my life?”
Accept everything when it comes to you, enjoy everything while it lasts, let go of everything when it has to go.
Only those who sleep do not make mistakes.
We must learn to live for today and not turn it into a meaningless past, but remember that yesterday it was our future, and so it is every day.
Let's enter the lives of those right people more often. And may we all never have thoughts of leaving. Let there be no reason to let go, neither for them nor for us...
Never take revenge on mean people, just become happy. They won't survive this.
Life is a strange thing. When you have all the cards in your hands, she starts playing chess with you.
They say correctly - the kinder the soul, the more difficult the fate.
Everything will be right, the world is built on this.
“I smoke” is also a feeling. This is such an exclusive feeling with its exclusive expression. And there is no other way to express this feeling. I smoke for you... I smoke a lot...
The point is not to wait for the storm to end, but to learn to enjoy the rain from the heart...
Happiness is not happy or sad. It's simple - happiness.
If it rains in your life, focus on the flowers that will bloom thanks to this rain...
Smile and everyone will laugh with you. Cry and you'll cry alone. I know how to say: “I don’t care,” moreover, I know how to believe it.
When they tell you: “just tell me honestly,” you begin to understand that now you have to lie outright...
Believe in your dream, it has a pleasant feature - it can come true.
All people have beautiful eyes when they are happy.
Life is always fair, it just tests your strength sometimes...
Sometimes it is useful to remain silent so that people want to hear you. And leave in time so that they want to see you again.
Problems force smart people to act, stupid people - they drive them into depression!
You shouldn't go back to the past, it will never be the same as you remember.
But everything in life - both good and bad - begins with the fact that someone once simply believed someone...
Happiness is when you don’t have to lie about how you feel good.
Life is a wonderful adventure, worthy of enduring failures for the sake of success.
Don’t strive to be good to people, because for many of them, being a good person means being comfortable.
Do not be sad about anything in advance and do not rejoice at what does not yet exist.
There is nothing random in life, and everything that happens to us happens at the right time and in the right place...
If life has knocked you down, remember: you have 9 seconds to get up, catch your breath and move on.
Happiness is never enough. And only when you lose it do you realize how much there was of it.
You need to live in such a way that your presence is necessary, and your absence is noticeable...
A good product does not need advertising. It's the same with people.
Life tries and tests the will of people in different ways: it will either make sure nothing happens at all, or it will bring everything down on you at once and at the same time.
If you're going to do something wrong, do it in a way that brings you maximum benefit.
Only a person's actions speak about his personality and his attitude towards you. Don't believe the words. Just watch. And you will see the truth.
Love has only one law: you need to make your loved one happy.
The life given to us is short by nature, but the memory of a life well lived remains forever...
You become an adult not when you stop listening to your mother, but when you realize that your mother was right!
To create a family, it is enough to love. And to preserve, you need to learn to endure and forgive.
If you really need something, life will definitely give it to you... There is only one way to achieve it - to act.
There will always be people in the world who will love you and people who will want to hurt you. Often these are the same people.
Happiness is not when you are not in pain, but when you protect someone from pain.
Life is the art of extracting significant benefits from minor circumstances.
I want to believe that the one who is nearby will not betray you. The one who is far away will not forget. And the one who betrayed and forgot will never appear in my life again.
Wise is not the one who proved something, but the one who, knowing the truth, did not argue.
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry or kiss? Because we don’t see the most beautiful things in life, but feel them with our hearts.
Only enemies tell each other the truth. Friends and lovers, caught in a web of mutual debt, lie endlessly.
Money can't buy happiness - just look at current prices.
Never complain about fate! You will upset your friends, you will please your enemies, you will not help yourself.
Until you learn to appreciate what you have, you will never be happy.
No matter what happens, we need to remember - this is just life, and we will break through!
To know what is worth living for, you must have something to die for.
It doesn't matter how many days there are in your life. What matters is how much life there is in your days.
Happiness is like a butterfly. The more diligently you look for happiness, the further away it is. You lose hope, happiness quietly flies in and lands on your shoulder.
If you have a problem, try to solve it. If you can't solve it, then don't make a problem out of it.
One day, someone's indifference will teach us to ignore everyone. This is how we begin to love and appreciate our loneliness.
The past doesn't matter - find yourself in the present and you will rule in the future.
Children are interested in the question: where does everything come from? Adults - where does it all go?
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude towards it.
Happiness lives in simple things - in the fact that there is a person who hugs your back every night so that you don’t freeze.
No one can go back in time and change their start, but everyone can start now and change their finish!
Don't think about those who abandoned you. Appreciate those who stayed with you.
Don't go back to the past. Be patient... Worry... Be bored... But don't come back. It will never be better. It will only add more pain in the end.
By admitting his weakness, a person becomes stronger.
Believe: everything will pass. Even if it’s very bad, it will end someday. Nothing in the world lasts forever.
Happiness is usually brought and taken away by the same people.
Everyone is the master of their own life. What a master you are, such is your life!
Remember, the whiter, softer and fluffier you are, the more pleasant it is to wipe your feet on you.
She was an exceptionally kind person, but those whom she did not allow to sit on her head considered her evil.
Love is when nothing is ashamed, nothing is scary, you know? When they don’t let you down, they won’t betray you. When they believe.
Never falling is not the greatest achievement in life. The main thing is to get up every time.
One day there comes a moment when something clicks and you begin to look at everything with completely different eyes.
For a person to look good in photographs, it is enough for him to be happy.
Life is like a game of poker: you always have to be prepared for someone else's bluff and have an ace up your sleeve.
Don't hold back someone who leaves you. Otherwise, the one who comes to you will not come.
Falling in love is not the best way to become happy.
The weak take revenge, the strong forgive, the happy forget everything!
Love yourself. Because one day you will be the only one you have
The most terrible pain can be inflicted on a person only by the one who gave him the most happiness.
Everyone has their own hell: there is not necessarily fire and tar... Our hell is a wasted life!
Never explain anything to anyone. Anyway, everyone will understand in a way that benefits them.
Life goes breathless without an aim.
A chance meeting... A chance greeting... A chance word... A chance answer... The Majesty of Chance over our land... Sometimes it plays with our destiny... It will lift you up... It will lower you... And again we fly! And everyone expects something from CHANCE...
You can wait if you have something to wait for.
Nothing hurts more than the fragments of your own happiness.
The secret is to be friends with those who are better. Train with those who are stronger, love those who are not allowed. Don't give up where others give up.
Be afraid of losing yourself trying to please everyone
Not a single word thrown at you should change your opinion about yourself.
If you walk, walk in such a way that everyone turns around... If you kiss, kiss until you feel dizzy... If you cry, cry alone... If you remember, remember forever... If you love, love truly...
When it seems to a person that everything is going wrong, something wonderful tries to enter his life...
Follow your happiness, and the universe will open its doors to you where there were only walls.
Life is given to learn, life is given to love. But you need to know what you are learning and you need to know who to love.
When you need support, at that moment you usually find yourself useless. But in reality, no one needs you all the time. You just notice it only when you need support...
It is better to try everything and find out that everything is vanity than to try nothing and live an empty life.
When God closes one door, he opens another; but we often don’t notice it, staring at the closed door...
Let them hate me for what I am, and let them love me for what I am not.
A fool has stupid happiness.
In old age it is difficult to start a new life, but it is easy to end the old one.
If you want to get to know a person, don't listen to what others say about him. Listen to what he says about others.
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think negatively.
I’d rather be bored than to bang on a door where I’m not expected at all.
If you don’t know how to live, live happily.
Never complain about fate! She may not be very pleasant with you either.
Some look for brothers out of intelligence, others out of stupidity.
Once I found all the answers, all the questions changed.
If you don't know what you want, you'll end up with something you definitely don't want.
Happiness is not sought after like gold or winnings. It is created themselves, by those who have enough strength, knowledge and love.
Life is a book... Some have a detective story, some have a novel, some have complete fantasy. I look around me... I think I have a comic book...
How little it takes to ruin a lot.
The most serious disease in the world is the habit of thinking. She is incurable.
The keys to happiness are dreams come true.
Happiness is not planned. It comes suddenly.
Don't shed tears in vain, everything has gone to hell... LIFE is beautiful!
A situation that happened to everyone in childhood: - Bring out a drink. - Oh well... If I go in, they won’t let me out...
When you sincerely believe in something, even something imaginary, it begins to exist.
Don't lose your temper. There is no telling what might happen in your absence.
The most beautiful outfit of a woman is happiness! I wish you to wear it without taking it off!
Life is a joke, only it’s so long that at the end it’s no longer funny.
Learn to forgive, don’t judge everyone harshly, don’t rashly extinguish the light of your soul, don’t try to answer more painfully in response, there are no winners, but there are a lot of losses!
Only actions determine the price of our desires.
You need to learn to appreciate what you have now, otherwise the time will come when you begin to appreciate what was.
Happiness is generous. It does not destroy others in order to live.
Life is given to a person only once, and every Monday you want to start it again.
One day you will find that you have only one problem left - yourself.
Every silence has its own conversation.
Happinnes exists. I know him. I know his mobile number. And his eye color. It's very kind. Always laughing at me. I love happiness. Thank you for being with me.
Life is like a piano: the key is black, the key is white, the lid...
It is very difficult to explain something to a person who only hears in your words what he wants to hear.
The increase in wisdom can be accurately measured by the degree to which anger decreases.
Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change themselves.
I'm too smart to be happy.
You have to live in such a way that everyone at the top goes nuts and says, stop, repeat it again!
The most dangerous people from your inner circle are your naked-assed relatives and very cunning friends.
The more actively you try something new, the more likely you are to stumble upon something truly worthwhile.
We are addicted to positive emotions, pleasant feelings and sensations and greedily reach out to the sources that give them to us.
Happiness is one step before the dream, nightmare is one step after...
To earn a living, you have to work. But to get rich, you need to come up with something else.
Only a poor man can have true friends and a truly loving woman.
The more things appear in your life that cannot be described in words, the clearer you see the World.
There are minutes for which you can give months and years.
Courage is half of happiness.
The winner in life is the one who knows how to survive in the world of gossip.
You don't even notice that your dreams are coming true. Everything is never enough for you.
There is no more beautiful feeling in the world than the feeling that you have done at least a drop of good to people.
At least occasionally break your stupid rules. And make sure that the world doesn’t collapse because of it.
We create our own problems. This means that we can invent our own happiness!
Don't seek happiness, but be its source.
Never rely on anyone. Never expect anything from anyone. Just go ahead and do it yourself. Believe me, it's much easier...
You need to love and praise yourself. Don’t entrust such a responsible task to strangers!
The main thing to remember is that any falls prepare us for new ups.
If your happiness depends on what others do, then you might actually have a problem.
Everything is in our hands, so they can not be omitted.
Fear not those who shout, but those who are silent! You never know that they will... keep silent there.
Just don't take anything to heart. After all, what you accept, you want to keep. But nothing can be held back.
We are happy until the question arises in our heads whether we are happy.
Happiness is known through comparison. Sometimes it is useful to remember yesterday in order to appreciate the present more.
Leave cloudy water alone and it will become clear and clear.
What good is a beautiful plate if it's empty? With people too.
The most beautiful music of the soul is kindness.
Remember, happiness does not depend on who you are or what you have. It depends entirely on what you think about.
The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
You need to live in such a way that others experience depression!
Everything passes. Everything has its expiration date. And what seemed to be the meaning of life just yesterday is worth absolutely nothing today.
To make it easy to live with each person, think about what connects you, and not about what separates you from him.
Words often spoil what the heart wants to say.
Are there times when you need to tell the world what grace you are experiencing, but the right words don't come to mind? I want something beautiful and with meaning. In this case, all hope lies in statuses about happiness. Copy, paste and you're done - all your friends know you're happy.
Stupid things happen by accident, and then become the best moments in life.
Trust no one and you will never be disappointed.
Everything has its sunset, and only the night ends with dawn.
Don't laugh at the person taking a step back. Perhaps he's taking a running start.
Happiness is a character trait. Some people have the nature to wait for it all the time, others constantly search for it, and still others find it everywhere.
To see a rainbow, you have to survive the rain...
Any step can change your life. The only question is where to take this step.
The hardest part of the job is deciding to start it.
Tomorrow only what should happen will happen, and nothing that should not happen will happen. Don't make a fuss.
There are those who care. And everything is built on this. The main thing is to meet such people.
The place for happiness is here, the time is now.
