There are people in whom God lives. There are people in whom the devil lives. And there are people that live only worms.
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Hold my hand, listen to how my heart breaks out of my chest. The angels sing to me - “Stay!” And the devils shout - “Go away!”
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Life must be lived in such a way that the Devil is pleased and God has no special complaints.
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I can no longer be in this body. Even I don’t allow myself this. Can I go out? Devil.
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Some people tell me that I am the devil, and some people tell me that I am a prophet. But I'm not going to argue with you, I'm just playing rock!
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And the devil made the morning. And the devil saw that people were suffering. And the devil realized that it was funny!
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Do not awaken the Devil in me, because he will cruelly take revenge on you for the Angel who was offended in me!
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Anyone who has ever stepped bare foot on a Lego knows that the devil is in the details.
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A real lady is like the devil. you will not receive my body without giving your soul in return.
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God gave brunettes beauty, the devil gave them intelligence. Not liking brunettes is a crime. Love punishment. Never tell a brunette that you are not worthy of her love, she knows it herself
I was thinking...
Sometimes you want to put a status just like that - it could even be a momentary thought that just came into your head. Don't be afraid of your thoughts - set statuses:
- I wanted happiness, so I threw myself into the pool headlong. Now I don’t know how to swim out of it.
- Do not wish harm to anyone, the law of the boomerang has not been repealed.
- You need to ask for forgiveness only when you really want to repent.
- Freedom is expensive and not everyone can afford it.
- There is no point in being offended; let the offender go, or better yet, forgive him.
- My laziness drives me into a dead end, but it is so strong...
- Even when I don’t want to do something, I remember my mother’s words: “There is the word “must.”
- Doubts rarely give a reason to make the right decision, stop doubting - trust yourself.
- Live without looking back at the past, but with the knowledge that your past is a solid foundation for the future.
- Don’t complain about fate, you yourself were its creator.
- Listen to your parents - they have already stepped on your rake.
- Friends told me that a good event would not be called marriage.
- I got married, but now I’m a spoiled man...
- It is not easy to be in the terrarium, but it is necessary - from 9 to 18.
- Don't complain about life, it doesn't like complaints.
- My mother-in-law is a family friend, it’s good that we are computer friends.
- There are no people in my family - only a bear cub, a hare, a cat and a boa constrictor - when I am wrong.
- A smile is a sign of a good mood, but for me it’s the other way around: I smile when everything is bad.
- My husband is simply a magician. If you want the moon, he’ll take you out to the balcony; if you want sweet oranges, he’ll buy... one.
- For a long time I couldn’t call my mother-in-law mom, and my wife was upset. I came up with an acronym to make it easier: mom is a lightning-fast machine gun of instant aggression. Now everyone is happy, me too...
- Don't make a woman angry - it's life-threatening.
- Finding a compromise with your wife means agreeing to all her conditions and doing it your own way.
I wanted to hope that everything would be fine, but if it were possible to build a staircase to heaven...
In order to rise up, you just need to imagine it. For help, turn to statuses about the sky with meaning.
It's hard for those who cannot live without love. Heaven knows this for sure! So what if there is no sun today? But there is sky. And I would like it to be there tomorrow too. The problem is when you raise your eyes to the sky to talk to a loved one. And the rest is not a problem. The sky was so wonderful that I could not breathe into it, pray, or feel it. Earth and sky are opposite things, although they are very close to each other. That's how you and I are
Don't know how to get attention? Just stand in the middle of the street and look at the sky. Look like that for a long time
There is nothing better than the sky. I simply don’t believe in everything else. At first you were so romantic, it was like you had heaven inside you. Then it turned out to be regular meat. When you left, even the sky cried. Please, dear, come back. There are things that will wait for you all your life. And these are not people, these are heavens. The clouds floated across the sky so peacefully that I didn’t want to rush at all. There are places where words have no meaning. And these are places where the sky is very clearly visible. Love should not resemble anything, except perhaps heaven, and then only a little. You are a good person if you understand not to touch me when I look at the sky. Heaven will help me forget. Even if it doesn't exist! There are such people... Who have such eyes In which the sky is hidden. The sky and the sea are very similar. It seems to me that this is no accident. Let the sky be any color you like... And let the horizon certainly be clear. Heaven alone doesn't care how I live. I am certainly grateful to him! Heaven does not give advice, heaven does not teach how to live. Damn, it's perfect. Even heaven tells you: finally leave this idiot and live a normal life. Heaven sees everything. And I feel calm about this, because I believe in karma. The sky illuminates our path to life. And it's also very beautiful. Well, how can you not love him? I wish there was a dome instead of the sky, and beyond it all those whom I hate so much... I love it so much when the clouds form into clouds, and such rain pours from them that sometimes you are simply amazed.
Now I'm just sad
A simple status can be set when you are sad and sad. This will cause a response on the network, and at least somehow diversify your life:
- It’s not forbidden to be sad - so I’m sad.
- When you give up and don’t want anything, you can be sad.
- The state of being tired of everything occurs when a person is waiting for something and cannot wait.
- My current state is the result of disappointments, betrayals, failures, and nervous tension.
- Stop believing and constantly being deceived, it’s better to believe only in yourself.
- Fatigue comes when faith in people is lost.
- I'm tired of finding reasons to be happy, I'll just be sad and despondent.
- When nothing makes you happy, you can be sad, but not for long, otherwise you will miss the most interesting things in life.
- I look at TV and see a rich country and happy people. They say that I live in it, but in my life there is only survival and melancholy.
- Fight your sadness with laughter.
- I start to feel sad when I feel powerless.
- I'm tired of everything - I start to feel sad and inactive.
- I didn’t allow myself to be sad for a long time - I felt sorry for my loved ones.
- In sadness there are no friends, only drinking buddies.
- Do not show your sadness to others, this will help you become stronger, and will not give your enemies a reason to rejoice.
- Sadness eats me up.
- The meaning in life disappeared after the betrayal of a friend.
- I no longer have sadness, it’s an inner emptiness.
- A woman understands that she is sad when she is simply lonely.
- Do sad thoughts and difficult memories of betrayal and betrayal never leave your head? Don’t get hung up on them - go look for a new relationship, even if it’s just as deceitful.
- After the betrayal, sadness overwhelmed me - “well, well, I’ll go for a walk.”
- Don’t be sad - as long as your parents are alive, you won’t be left alone with a harsh life.
- You shouldn’t be sad for the living, you have to let go of those who you don’t need in life.
- When you're tired of everything, then remember your loved ones, call, talk.
- Forget everything and relax!
- You won’t see me sad anymore - otherwise they were glad that everything was bad with me.
- It’s so sad that I don’t even have anyone to drink with.
- When nothing makes you happy, engage in healthy indifference and change your lifestyle.
- If a person truly loves, then the feeling is always with sadness and sadness.
- Without sadness there is no love.
- Love with sadness is better than sadness without love.
- The pain has made me weak, my strength is gone, I’m melting.
- Only those who want to take part of my pain for themselves remain nearby.
- You should only be sad and cry when a person dies and you are left alone with the memory of him.
- You shouldn’t feel sorry for yourself, there are many people in the world who are worth grieving and sad about, or even really helping.
- You have to go through life with a smile, even when cats are scratching at your soul.
- I will smile even with mental wounds.
- Mental pain, depression and sadness make the weak weak, and the strong even stronger.
- A smile on the face is not always a sign of joy; for strong people it is a sign of inner sadness.
- It is impossible to drown out sadness with tears, you can only switch to a positive attitude and smile - even if through force.
- They beat you, but you smile, you yourself will become stronger and you will not please your enemies.
- If someone wants to trample you, then the best indicator that they succeeded is your constantly sad face and inner sadness. Don't make your enemies happy!
May there be enough bright flashes in your sky
Statuses about the sky and clouds carry a more serious meaning than might seem at first glance. They can really be read before some significant event in life.
- The sky is a paradise that can be seen directly from Earth. But heaven no longer exists, you can’t get there.
- And you get into the habit of looking at the sky instead of the Internet. The effect is amazing!
- If you see injustice around you, you shouldn’t blame the sky for it. Most likely, you can try to change something.
- I don't like hiding from the sky with an umbrella. This is why I don't like rain.
- You can reach such heights that you can rise into the sky during your lifetime. But to do this you will have to fall painfully several times.
- The worst thing is to come down from heaven. It’s better to live on Earth all the time than to experience this...
- Love is such a thing that lifts you to the sky. But the secret is that you are climbing without insurance!
- Betrayal is a ticket to Earth straight from heaven. But usually you still realize that you will fall.
- Falling from heaven from unrequited love hurts, yes. Although believe me, just living on Earth is very boring.
- Or maybe you didn’t fall from heaven at all. Maybe the pain will make you fly even higher? Please think about it.
- Whether I cry or laugh, heaven doesn’t care. And even with its indifference, it helps me more than the people around me.
- So many problems... but there are always more stars in the sky. And this cannot but rejoice.
- Hands may have given up. But wings have grown, which, no doubt, will take me where I need to go.
- The sky is too huge to blame it for anything. Please take care of him.
- I love when the sky lights up at sunset. Even if it’s not always beautiful. Even if it’s not always colorful.
- I raise my eyes to the sky and realize how small I am. How minor are my problems?
- The sky was red behind the clouds. It was angry with me for not keeping my promise again.
- And I began to think that the sky is really there, or is it just hanging there like a blanket that is about to fall...
- The sky is mesmerizing. Especially if you look at it from below. From above it is probably not nearly as beautiful.
- I thank the sky for the sunny day. I am grateful even for the snowfall. That's how I love him, gentlemen.
- Heaven, please be kind to me: let him say that he loves me, and let him not lie.
- What if the sky is a mirror and simply reflects how we all behave on some day?..
Statuses about the sky are phrases that definitely have something special. This will of course allow you to have the most mysterious status.
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I am a tiger cub, not a pussy!
Here are statuses for VK for girls, daring, brave, uncompromising. They are usually posted when one of your friends or acquaintances has committed an unworthy act. And then the young woman shoots out a sharp phrase.
- Any guy can make a girl happy. Some - by their presence. Others - by their absence.
- I didn't understand? Do I look so young that I need to teach little children?
- A person first regales you with Christmas stories about kindness and mercy, and then commits meanness. And the most interesting thing is that he posts his fairy tales again. And there are probably fools who believe him.
- Well, wow, what a queen! Only she doesn’t seem to have any subjects.
- Vile people do me a great service when they choose other friends for themselves.
- Maybe I don't have many virtues. But in any case, more than yours.
- Well, you have to! It turns out that I am far from an angel. And I think the rest, perhaps, even further?
- A man or a man, or not. But more often, for some reason, something in between occurs. Grandma in pants.
- People will hurt you first, and then pretend that you actually hurt them. Poor, unfortunate. Go away!
- An optimist is one who has not smelled the gunpowder of life. When he has to inhale it, he squeals worse than any pessimist.
- When you throw garbage in the trash, the main thing is not to start looking at it. Also with people.
Favorite statuses about simplicity
Selected statuses about simplicity
To achieve simplicity, you need to dig a tunnel into the depths of complexity. To be truly simple, you need to get to the deep end.
Tweeted April 12, 2010
Simplicity is the highest wisdom...
Patron April 19, 2011
It's better to be simple but worthy than to be a pretentious whore.
Anyuta November 14, 2010
And I'm a simple girl. I don’t need expensive diamonds, cool cars and VIP parties. I try to enjoy life and dream of family life. )
Simplicity is the highest point of wisdom. Anyone who despises simplicity evokes only pity... If a person is afraid of simplicity, then he is far from mature.
Galina Markova September 14, 2017
Simplicity is a great spiritual fruit.
Simplicity is a great spiritual fruit. This is far from empty. But the Holy Spirit’s work is enormous - so that it would be like this: “no, no, yes, yes.” Simplicity is liberation of the soul, Honesty and naturalness within. Faith is like trust! The conviction that the Lord is keeping me in his hands. The reality of simplicity is obvious By the way a person lives - Does he give it away simply, harmlessly And at the same time sing the hymn of love? Simplicity is freedom, not slavery to Envy, habits and anxieties, Fear, love of money, deceit. The path to freedom is dialogue with God! Seeking the Kingdom of God is the means, the Way to achieve simplicity! The path is straight to Heavenly inheritance,
Seeking God's purity!
Near heaven
The gray Middle Ages gives way to the lush Renaissance with its wild development of art and anthropocentrism. Dante Alighieri, who acted as its harbinger and broke through the sacred protection of hell and heaven, opens the way for artists who for the first time decide to depict heaven. But he appears not only in paintings. Heaven is now on earth. And magnificent feasts and beautiful clothes are no longer condemned as much as before. The power of the Pope is strong, perhaps as never before, but at the same time its religious component is stubbornly losing ground, giving way to the secular.
Here are quotes about hell from this period:
I want to go to hell, not heaven. There I can enjoy the company of popes, kings and dukes, while heaven is inhabited only by beggars, monks and apostles. Nicollo Machiavelli
As always, exhaustive.
About heaven and hell in quotes
The boundaries of heaven and hell are moving, but they always pass through us. Stanislav Jerzy Lec
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. Joe Louis
Many could go to heaven instead of hell with half the effort. Ben Jonson
I want to go to hell, not heaven. There I can enjoy the company of popes, kings and dukes, while heaven is inhabited only by beggars, monks and apostles. Niccolo Machiavelli
What if our Earth is the hell of some other planet? Aldous Huxley
Hell could only be invented by people and for people consumed by hatred and thirst for revenge. Paul Lafargue
It's nice to know that heaven exists; it's scary to know that hell exists. Theodore Dreiser
Hell is needed not so that the evil ones receive retribution, but so that a person is not raped by good. Nikolay Berdyaev
I do not intend to spoil relations with either heaven or hell - I have friends in both places. Mark Twain
It is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. John Milton
When you are afraid of hell, but you have to earn heaven, time flows very slowly... Cornelia Funke
Hell is here and now. And heaven too. There is no need to be afraid of hell and dream of heaven, because both hell and heaven are constantly in the human soul. Every time love comes to us, we find ourselves in heaven. Every time we hate, envy or fight, we enter hellfire. Elif Shafak
Everything you need is already within you. I believe that people create their own heaven and their own hell. It's a personal choice. Carl Logan
Even a piece of heaven can become disgusting if you are forbidden to leave it. Jojo Moyes
Heaven is not a place. Heaven is the people you live your life with. Matt Haig
Heaven and hell are the same place, it all depends on the perspective. Sam Taylor
All information about heaven is always made on earth. Julio Cortazar
Every time a person tried to imagine an earthly paradise, the result was a very good hell. Paul Claudel
Our sins are invented in heaven so that we end up in our own hell, which we clearly need. Charles Bukowski
Even heaven becomes boring in the end. Paulo Coelho
In heaven, of course, the climate is better, but in hell there is a much more pleasant society. Tristan Bernard
Life is a quarantine at the entrance to paradise. Carl Weber
What Heaven is to a fool, Hell is to a wise man. Thomas Fuller
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go wherever they want. Ute Erhardt
Heaven can be defined as a place that people avoid. Henry Thoreau
An interesting fact is that people believe more in heaven than in hell. They tend to believe more in good rewards than in evil retribution. Why is that? Apparently, there is still more optimism in people than pessimism.
But there is also an opinion that each of us carries with us our own heaven or hell. Anytime and anywhere. There is no hell and heaven somewhere there and then. Everything is here and now. In this life. Read more in quotes about living a meaningful life.
QUOTES ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL
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Hell is a place where it smells bad and no one loves anyone. Saint Teresa.
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Hell is the only truly significant Christian community in the universe. Mark Twain.
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In heaven, of course, the climate is better, but in hell there is a much more pleasant society. Tristan Bernard.
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I want to go to hell, not heaven. There I can enjoy the company of popes, kings and dukes, while heaven is inhabited only by beggars, monks and apostles. Niccolo Machiavelli
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Many could go to heaven instead of hell with half the effort. Ben Jonson.
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Others behave as if they are sure that hell is already air-conditioned. Unknown author.
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Hell is the historical homeland of humanity, heaven is prehistoric. Boris Krutier.
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Or maybe hell was the result of the first, unsuccessful attempt to create heaven? Wieslaw Trzaskalski.
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If there is no hell, then many preachers have taken money for perjury. William Sandy.
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Hell is needed not so that the evil ones receive retribution, but so that a person is not raped by good. Nikolay Berdyaev.
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Command to sail to heaven and try to stop in hell for some two and a half hours just to get some coal, and I'll be damned if some son of a bitch doesn't stay on shore. Mark Twain.
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Only the happy will be in heaven. The unfortunate are cursed both in this life and in this life. Ludwig Berne.
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Paradise comes to us at a huge discount, no matter how much it costs us. American saying.
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You don't have to worry about being trampled on the road to heaven. Dmitry Pashkov.
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People are accepted into heaven not on merit, but on patronage, otherwise you would remain outside the threshold and let your dog in. Mark Twain.
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It’s not enough to get to heaven, you also have to settle there. Grigory Yablonsky.
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God save us from paradise, from which there is no way out! Urszula Zybura.
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We don’t know what they do in heaven; But we know exactly what they don’t do there: they don’t get married there. Jonathan Swift.
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For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but remain as the Angels of God in heaven. Gospel of Matthew, 22, 30.
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Currently, the palaces of heaven are heated by radiators connected to hell. The torment of sinners is aggravated by the knowledge that the fire that consumes them simultaneously provides comfort to the righteous. Mark Twain.
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I do not intend to spoil relations with either heaven or hell - I have friends in both places. Mark Twain.
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What if our Earth is the hell of some other planet? Aldous Huxley.
Paradise for a moment In the hands of a cruel life we...
Paradise for a moment In the hands of a cruel life, we are a deck, First new, and then worn out cards. We rush along the well-worn road, We wish for heaven, but end up in hell, Always when we try to forget ourselves in the arms of unloved hands, To hide from a boring, monotonous life, And , every time, I so want to fall in love, So that the body trembles, but again the lie Shreds the soul and weakens the body, And in the sky the sun ray behind the cloud, timidly, Asks another question: “What, there is no love and stupid dreams again?” this day and night is blind, When someone, burning tired from hard-won feelings, rushed into a new warmth? As if drunk from wine, forgetting everything that happened before
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Favorite statuses about the devil
I have a little bit of everything, Two personalities live in me, One is drawn more and more to God, The other is drawn more and more to Satan.
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I live rejoicing and crying. Smart, persistent, proud of himself, But often happiness and luck Come with Satan.
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I live so as not to despair, And I managed to fill my life with meaning, And what is not clever to tell, It’s always nice to remember!
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I love women a little, They still pay me the same, I am grateful to God for this, And a little to Satan!
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And if passion sparkles in your heart, we will fan it together! Such a flame will flare up that we will even burn the Devil.
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(In women, the devil and the angel are mixed, Like light, day and night, darkness. Without hell, a woman has no love. Even though she has been an angel since birth!)
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I was on the edge of life and I don’t forgive people for meanness, I lived in hell and lived in heaven, I know the value of love and friendship!
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I would like to live sacredly believing in the biblical values of people, but I am convinced all the time. It is not the angel who rules, but the villain!
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I was raised in a society of ideas that are not suitable for real life. The more people I get to know, the more I value animals.
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The human herd is rushing to hell, It’s impossible to meet God, Even though we understand that we need to have Him in our soul!
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I know life is not so miserable, Among loved ones and friends, I look for angels and God in it, But I end up with devils.
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With friends, life is not hell at all, And I am sincerely glad to have friendship, There is no heat in it, but there is it, My warmth.
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But friends disperse, And sometimes you can’t find everyone, Through thousands of miles and many years. Send me your kind greetings!
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We will remember our youth, guys, How we once lived together! After all, life is in those days, my friend, that we remember with you.
Loneliness is like wine: I drink it to the dregs
Time alone is given to think about what you cannot trust in words. And sad statuses about loneliness to the point of tears in order to talk about it on any social network.
In a crowd you can clearly feel loneliness, but with two people it is much less common. Anyone who has not been alone, unfortunately, does not know life at all. I don't have to hide my tears from anyone. More precisely, from no one. Who will call you when you're lonely? At least one of your current friends? How painful it is to smile through tears! How painful it is to smile through loneliness! There is too little warmth in solitude. It feels so cold. The older you become, the more you understand: you don’t have to be completely alone to feel loneliness. Some people cannot stand loneliness, but I am ready to agree even to it, just not to be unnecessary with someone. Loneliness is scary because it leaves too many questions that cannot be answered. I’m not the first, I’m not the last, who will burn from loneliness this fall... God grant us all such loved ones who will not let us feel loneliness. Loneliness is when you are not understood
And it doesn’t matter at all whether someone is nearby or not. Loneliness is when you care about how you look in a photograph.
When you are together, you look at something else... It becomes scary that you are no longer sad because you are so lonely. If you are constantly surrounded by only four walls, try changing them to at least others. Loneliness, no matter what you say, doesn’t feel that way in the morning. That's why I fell in love with him... If anyone loves me, it's loneliness. Guys don't seem to care about me
Near Hell
From approximately the beginning of the Middle Ages until its end, the theme of hell and heaven was constantly heard in the mouths of the only figures not subject to persecution of this period - the clergy. All sinners - and getting on this list at that time was much easier than now - suffered terrible torment after death.
A reminder of this should have made the parishioners tremble and pray fervently, so the priests did not skimp on threats. Here are some of their quotes about hell:
So, what God said through His prophet about the eternal punishment of the condemned, so it will be, will certainly be: “Their worm will not die, and their fire will not be quenched.” (Isa. 66:24)
For the strongest imprint of these words, the Lord God, meaning by the members that seduce a person those people whom someone loves as their own members, and commanding them to be cut off, says: “It is better for you to enter into life crippled than to go into hell with two hands.” , into the unquenchable fire, where their worm does not die and the fire is not quenched.”
...hell - as applied to the evil ones who are punished in hell.
Life in the Middle Ages was far from easy anyway, so it is quite possible that there was nothing exotic about the threats to the flock. One way or another, at the end of the Middle Ages, hell begins to be “mastered” by writers. Dante Alighieri is a pioneer here.
I'll tell you now
- I was so tired of thoughts about goals, tasks and life’s path in general, I decided to just go to work.
- I can’t find a goal, at least I puzzle myself.
- Never blame anyone for what happens. It was just your choice of path.
- With love, depending on your luck - for some it is joy, for others it is sadness.
- Sincere love means trusting each other and not being afraid of betrayal.
- Disappointment is another lesson on the subject of “Don’t let yourself be charmed.”
- When you love, you trust without checking.
- When you fall in love, even the cockroaches in the head of your chosen one are all so cute.
- Love must be appreciated; this feeling is given rarely and not to everyone.
- Egoists cannot truly love, because their hearts have long been reliably occupied – only with themselves.
- If you want love not to fade away, diversify it with your actions.
- What’s yours will never leave you, but someone else’s won’t last long.
- Minor mistakes and weaknesses can always be forgiven to a loved one. But only blindly loving people forgive betrayal.
- When loved ones betray you, you want to justify them and understand them. But is it necessary?
- A friend is always a part of you, and not necessarily the best part of you.
- Don’t idealize your friends, then you’ll avoid disappointment.
- Don’t try on someone else’s life for yourself, everyone has their own.
- Don't consider your friends' weaknesses as betrayals.
- In this life you can only rely on yourself, but you should believe in both your friends and your chosen one.
- When you are disappointed in people, you should thank fate for this, which gave you the opportunity to see who is who.
- When a person is sad and disappointed, he must find the strength to live fully further.
- Loneliness is the result of your own actions, think about it while no one is around.
- You can’t be weak, you sweep everyone away from you as if by hand. And when you are self-sufficient, it’s like a magnet pulls you.
- Loneliness is given to us for a reason - this is the time to work on life’s mistakes.
- You’re unlucky again - don’t think so, life teaches you again - this is the correct interpretation of bad luck. Thank her for another lesson.
- Lend it to a friend, and then “you’ll understand who you are.”
- One is not born an optimist, one becomes one when one gets tired of moaning and crying.
- You don’t have to drag a friend to the mountains to understand “who he is,” just ask for help.
- Take bad luck as the experience you need, then you will definitely be lucky.
- The people who surround you are parts of yourself.
- When you're tired of everything, come up with an incentive to move on.
- Being offended and angry is not my role, I’d rather cross it out, spit, blow, and send it – and with a clear conscience – to something new.
- Those who betray once will not stop there.
- It’s bitter to realize that you are left alone, but it’s even more bitter to realize that there are insincere, deceitful people around you.
- My loneliness is a temporary phenomenon - for rethinking, healing myself from old mistakes and accumulating strength to make new ones.
- The envy of others makes me happy, and I return the anger back.
- You should not give in to melancholy; as a rule, it is followed by apathy, melancholy, depression, and a mental hospital.
- Being able to see a drop of positive even in the most negative things helps you live and believe in people.
- Never beg for love, get over it alone and move on.
- Learn to listen to yourself - then everything will work out.
- Get rid of your fears, they are the only things that prevent you from moving on.
- There are no problems as such - this is your personal perception of the world.
- Negative thoughts will go away when you change your perspective on what is happening.
- To attract good things to yourself, become like that yourself.
TOP 10 best jokes about heaven and hell
A man has gone to heaven, so they show him everything, tell him everything, take him to the best places, etc. So, they tell him, here are Muslims, here are Catholics, here are Buddhists, here are Baptists, and finally they reach the fence and begin to whisper: - Shh! - and nod at the fence. - Why in a whisper? - asks the man. - Yes, there are Jews here, they think that they are alone here...
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A man ends up in the other world and is met by the devil: “Well, man, you’ve gone to hell.” Just don't worry too much. It's not that bad here! Have you ever smoked in your life? The man lowers his eyes: “Yes, I smoked.” - Well, that means Mondays will be a holiday for you. This is our smoking day. The choice is huge, from pipes and shag to expensive cigars and hookahs. We smoke all Monday, until late at night. And asthma and cancer are not scary - you’re already dead! Did you like to drink? The man lowers his head: “Not without that.” - Ooh! Then get ready for the holidays on Tuesdays! We drink all day, from the very morning, from beer and light wines to the strongest drinks: moonshine and alcohol. And don’t care about the liver: you’re already dead! What about drugs? - Yes, it happened! - Well, have fun on Wednesdays! For us, this is a day of drugs, from the mildest to heroin and heavy synthetics. If you want, inject yourself, if you want, smoke, and don’t be afraid of withdrawal, or an overdose, or the cops - you’re already dead! What about women? The man perks up: “But of course!” - Then you'll have a blast on Thursdays! This is our day of general sex. The fact is that there are 10 times more women in hell than men, and you will have a super choice! And don’t even think about syphilis there - you’re already dead! How are you with men? The man jumps up: “No, what are you talking about!” - Hmmm... You won’t like it with us on Fridays!
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The man goes to heaven. He's having a blast there. Everything is good: people, food, even women. And he asks the archangel: “Can I take a look at hell with one eye?” They let him look, and there everything is exactly the same, including the landscape, but for some reason people are crying and suffering. - Why are they all so unhappy? - asks the surprised man. - Yes, they just think that it’s better in heaven...
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What is Paradise? this is the kind of place where all the chefs are French; all tutors are English; all film directors are American; all the housewives are Russian, and the entire administration consists of Germans. What is Hell? This is the kind of place where all the cooks are English; all tutors are French; all film directors are German; all the housewives are American, and the entire administration consists of Russians.
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Angela Merkel dies, she is sent to hell. She stands with her suitcases at the gates of hell, crying. The devil comes out, looks surprised, checks the list and reports that a mistake has occurred and she needs to go to heaven. Merkel, joyful, forgetting everything, runs away. The devil thinks how bad it turned out, she forgot her things. He calls several little devils, tells them to take things to heaven and return them to Merkel. The little devils are lazy guys; by the time they reach the gates of heaven, they are already closed until tomorrow. What to do, they have to climb over the fence with all their things. At this time, in paradise, on the other side of the fence, one archangel says to another: “Look, Merkel has only been with us for less than an hour, and the refugees are already in full swing!”
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A man died and went to heaven, and they said to him: “You see, man, you lived somehow strangely, and not very righteously, and not very sinfully, so you can choose for yourself where you should be - in hell or in heaven.” The man, understandably, doubted it and suggested: “Can I have a look first?” - Look. A man went to heaven, and there it was boring, all the people were disembodied, drinking nectar, chewing ambrosia, melancholy... Well, the man went to hell, and there were casinos, variety shows, brothels, taverns, well, not a life, but a lafa. That's it, the man says, I want to live in hell! Here are his devils and a cauldron of boiling resin. The man screamed: “What, you deceived me, bring the most important devil here!” The main devil comes and tells him: “Well, you are a man and strange. Don’t confuse tourism with emigration!”
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A king, a businessman and a logistician went to hell. The devil comes out and says: “According to the rules of Hell, you have the right to one call, but you will have to pay for it. The king was given the first call. He calls and asks how things are in the kingdom, in the family. They tell him that everything is fine and after a minute he hangs up. The devil says, Your former Majesty, you are charging 100 thousand dollars for a call. The king thought that he would die anyway and paid. The businessman called and asked how things were going in the family, in the company, how was that project, how was that other project, the latest stock market reports? I found out that everything was fine and hung up after 5-7 minutes and the devil said to him: “You have a million dollars.” The businessman thought, well, what difference does it make now and paid. The logistician calls: “How is it at the port? Has the vessel been delivered? Unloading? Has the rolling stock arrived? No? Customs... ecologists, SES, squads, pp/pd” - begins to resolve issues. “How are the tires on the car? There’s diesel in the tank, etc...” He talked for about 3 hours, solved all the questions, and hung up. The devil says to him: “You, my dear, 10 dollars 50 cents.” King with a businessman: How can it be, we talked for a minute or a little more, they took so much money from us, and he talked for 3 hours, he got 10.50?!?!?!?” “So, your calls were international, and even in roaming. And he had a call from hell to hell, the tariff was local.”
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Three men die and go to heaven. The Apostle Peter meets them. - Well, guys, paradise is big, you can’t get around it, you have to go. Here you are Andrey, you cheated on your wife twenty times. Here's a "Kopeyka" for you, go. You're Igor, you cheated on your wife five times, well done, here's a Ford, go for a drive. Mikhail, you have never cheated on your wife!!! You lived your life like a saint, here's a new Ferrari, you deserve it. Some time passes, and the two (on the Kopeck and the Ford) see Mikhail crying on the hood of his Ferrari. - What's happened? - Well, I met my wife on roller skates...
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Don Juan goes to hell. The devil asks him: - Where do you want to go - to the scary room or the terrible one? - What's in the scary one?! He shows him - some terrible women - fat, pimply, wrinkled... - In this room they tie you to a chair - and you have to satisfy each one several times a day... - And in the terrible one? He sees several naked blondes with blue eyes walking around in a sexy way in the room... Well, naturally, he immediately lost his head and said: “I want to go to the terrible one!!!” - Sure?! - Yeees!!! At that very second, he finds himself tied to a chair and hears a voice from above: “And in this room, your hands and feet are tied and none of them gives you...
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An Irish football player dies, finds himself at the gates of heaven, sees a saint with a long beard and keys in his hands, the saint asks him: “Well, have you done anything good in your life?” The football player replies: “No, unfortunately for me, I haven’t done anything good.” He drank, he was debauched, he fought... - What, really - nothing good in your whole life? “Well,” the football player answers, “except maybe once... I then played for the St. Patrick’s team... we played against the England team, and we played like that, we played like that!” I scored three goals for them! “Yeah,” says the saint, “this, of course, is not enough, come on, now I’ll open the door a little, you squeeze through and run to heaven, and get lost there, as if you’ve always been there.” - Oh, thank you, thank you, Saint Peter! - Shhhh. Saint Peter is on vacation. I am Saint Patrick.
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The newlyweds had an accident on the way to church and went straight to heaven to meet God. “We love each other so much, and we still want to get married,” the newlyweds ask him. “You are the first here with such a request,” God said and disappeared for three weeks. Three weeks later he appeared with a priest, who married them. And the newlyweds are again dissatisfied: “So, it seems, there is no need for marriage in paradise.” Is it possible to get a divorce? - Don't fool me! I spent three weeks trying to find at least some priest in heaven! Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer in heaven?!
Every time I see you I just want to fly away
Every night I close my eyes and just fly into the sky. And I don't care what's around. You are my sunshine, this is somehow banal. But “you are my heaven” is already something. I remember the time when we looked at the sky together. Now that we have parted, I am afraid of hating you... Don't look too closely to see angels. Just look how beautiful the birds are! We may have little in common, but we share the same sky. I want summer evenings when it’s a little rainy and you only have to wait a short time for the sky to turn blue. The sky is so clear, so pleasant. But if you are madly in love, you should not expect mercy from him. The sky... It has such power. Much bigger than me. You know, today I looked at your eyes, and then I looked at the sky. And, you know, I didn’t see any difference. When I really want to go to the sea, I just look at the sky and understand: my dream has almost come true... You asked why I am silent. And I looked through your hair at the sky. I felt good. Everything is so boring, everything is the same. It’s good, although the sky is always different, it has never been the same. If I were given wings, I would fly straight up into the sky. It's a pity, no one gives! Heaven will not judge. It will simply remain silent and delight with its presence. There is nothing superfluous in the sky. Only clouds and wind. That's where I would like to go. Your eyes are too beautiful. They are as important to me as the sky. You beckon me. Every day more and more
And it doesn’t matter to me anymore that you are dangerous, the sky... Often we run somewhere, not noticing how beautiful the sky is. But in vain, very in vain
The clouds were so low that it seemed you could touch the sky. If you're not careful. The sky was so clear and beautiful that there was simply no room for clouds. That's how it would be for people. I don't want to look into your eyes. I will drown in them, even though they resemble the sky. I love rain even though it throws drops in my face every time. You say you love the sky, but you hide from the rain. You're somehow wrong. We live in such a way that we cannot just take and look at the sky at any moment. Somehow we are living incorrectly... Heaven calls for us to take our time and still manage to do something important. Without love, you shouldn't even look at the sky. What did you think? Yes, he needs to be loved.
Statuses about freedom about freedom, free
***Being free is nothing. Becoming free is everything. ***Freedom is responsibility. That's why everyone is so afraid of her. /B. Show/ ***Sleep is the only period of time when we are free. In a dream, we allow our thoughts to do whatever they want.***Only by losing everything do we gain the freedom to do whatever we want.***Love is when you give a person freedom of choice, and he chooses you.***If a girl is free, if a girl has taste, if a girl is charming, if a girl is smart - there is no use in fussing! She will make the choice!***We live on, we live for the minute, for today, with a smile on our face, with freedom in our eyes, towards the wind... The girl said... and cried bitterly... something like: “My spot is free! who wants to go there? Here is the translation of this phrase: “Fuck me whoever wants, I have a free minute!” ***If you give a person complete freedom...it means you simply don’t think about the fact that you can lose him(c) ***One phone is good, two are great, three are great, none is freedom.***Freedom lies in the very heart of your readiness to lose everything... ***In order for freedom to be possessed, it must also be limited. ***-Are you free tomorrow?-Yes.-I need you.-For how long?-Forever.***...my only love is called FREEDOM...***You are beautiful!!..-I know! You're not the first to say this!..-Then why are you alone!? ..- I'm not alone! I just value freedom!...***Only by losing everything do we gain the freedom to do whatever we want.***I am a free girl, and all men are assholes..))) ***Don’t consider yourself free. You are free in your actions, but you are a slave to your dreams.***If a man loves, then he strives to spend ALL his free time with a woman. ***Just one more moment, one more moment... And I’ll leave, free, like a bird. Only a fall separates me from death. I’m destined to crash on the edge of a cliff... ***If I don’t notice the meeting, I’ll smile and straighten my shoulders. I won’t melt from your words, I’m free, I’m different... ***I’m more free than a lonely girl. ***Free. Borrow it. ***Freedom that serves only to eliminate freedom must be eliminated. ***"Free love"? Well, why so pompous? Say “fucking”, call a spade a spade!***I value freedom... and you? ***I wanted love, I waited a long time... I found it... I'm tired... Having to depend every day... I want freedom, but I love ( *** I found my dad's old school diary, in it there is an entry: “In biology class, with shouts - Fly bird, you are free !—threw the model of a woodpecker out the window."Now it’s clear who I am :)***Alone.free.independent...memories.smile.moments of happiness...just by itself...and that makes it even somehow easier.....** *June. High school graduation. Certificates. Restaurant. Walks until the morning. Morning. Feeling of freedom. Joy. Admission. Satisfied with their independence. End of summer. Saying goodbye to parents and friends. The realization that childhood cannot be returned!***- Is your heart free? - Heart - no. But I am completely free. ***According to statistics, there are 13 girls for every guy)))Damn, why aren’t there any free girls then)))) ***I’m single. Know. I stopped loving you. ***Loneliness...well, fuck it...The main thing is that you are free! ***Alone does not mean lonely... Free does not mean accessible... ***Down with socks, free your heels!***Freedom is only an illusion, but so real!!!***Where is our world heading...women throw their babies in the trash...And for this only 1 a year of imprisonment... Yes, they should be burned!!!!***Free, but not alone!!!)) ***Freedom is, of course, cool. But everyone needs love.***Freedom is when you don’t have to call back.***The sky is freedom.Chocolate is joy.Children are happiness.But the heart is still a whore. ***Only he is worthy of life and freedom, Who goes to battle for them every day. (I. Goethe) ***Alone, but not alone. In search, but not active. Free, but limited.***Male independence: pay your salary and you are free. ***It’s probably better to live without having anything. You become free, like an animal, like a bird. ***The more unhappy the love, the more painful the freedom... ***Think, maybe loneliness is freedom? But freedom is worth a lot!***Freedom, like wine, is intoxicating and fraught with consequences...***Freedom is not about doing what you want, but about not doing what you don’t want.* **Freedom... it's already in you.
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The best statuses about the devil
If the devil does not exist and, therefore, man created him, then he created him in his own image and likeness.
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- Faust's true tragedy is not that he sold his soul to the devil. The real tragedy is that there is no devil to buy your soul.
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Everyone should become an angel! This is our moral code, which turns people into devils as a result.
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Holidays were probably invented by the devil to mislead people into thinking that you can be happy by order.
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If God does not hear me on high, I will turn my prayers to Satan. If my desires are not pleasing to God, then the devil inspires desires in me!
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- This world is the work of some devil, who called upon the existence of creatures in order to enjoy the contemplation of their torment.
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My wife was calling Satan! I'm bored, go away! I didn't call Satan. But in vain, a good alternative option.
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Sometimes you have to deal with the devil not because you want to, but because otherwise he will find someone else.
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In the soul of every person, too much overwhelmed by fate, too much pushed to the lower levels of spiritual existence, a Faustian thirst for the infinite breadth of life burns.
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My little cat, I've already been to the devil, and he turned out to be incredibly boring. I won’t go to him again, even to please you.
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All the power of the devil against men lies in the loins, all his strength against women lies in the navel.
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- If the devil wants to kick, he will do it not with his horse's hoof, but with his human leg.
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I am much more afraid of people who are overly afraid of the devil than of the devil himself, especially if these people are confessors.
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Where, unfortunate one, will I hide, having fled from immeasurable rage and from the torment of immeasurable despair? Everywhere in Hell I will be. Hell myself.
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Everywhere where a temple to God is erected, the devil builds a chapel for himself and the most populous flock ends up with him.
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Where is this from? From Santa, what is not visible? I worship him. No, not Santa, Satan, I always confuse them.
I remembered. I'm not a Satanist. I'm a Druid.
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- Have you ever seen the face of the devil, my dear? Every morning in the mirror, buddy.
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A zealous fool is capable of transforming the Lord’s most good undertaking into a form pleasing to the devil.
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Loneliness is a dangerous thing. If it doesn't lead you to God, it leads you to the devil. It leads you to yourself.
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It is common for early youth (and this is its trouble) to believe that it is enough to choose the Devil as your idol, and he will fulfill all your desires.
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There is something devilish in me, because of which I love to destroy others’ opinions about me, to prove to them that in fact I am selfish, proud and cunning, indifferent to people.
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- The devil is as necessary to the saints as God, for without temptations and enticements their lives would be devoid of any merit.
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Sooner or later curiosity becomes a sin; that's why the devil is always on the side of scientists.
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We need another drop of your blood. Blood?! Of course, I'm the devil! Joke.
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It is enough for us to look within ourselves to be convinced that the Devil and God created the world for nothing.
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Sell your soul to the devil as quickly as possible, and when he sees what you are doing here and wants to break the contract, send him to hell.
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- The greatest trick of the devil was that he convinced the world of his unreality. Here he is, pfft! and now he is gone.
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If the devil speaks with an angelic voice, this does not mean that he is undergoing a mutation.
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The devil is not the victory of the flesh. The devil is the arrogance of the spirit. This is belief without a smile. This is a truth that is never in doubt.
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Wherever a person looks, anywhere except in his head, he cannot find either God or the devil.
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Although the excitement of walking down two roads at once is sweet, you cannot play with both the devil and God with one deck of cards.
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I have always wondered how amazingly sinful it is: A woman’s spirituality is bodily, And her body is devilishly spiritual.
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I thought Lucifer was a story told in Sunday school for demons.
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Good and evil are mixed by nature, like the darkness of nights with the light of days; The more angelic there is in a woman, the more devilish there is in her.
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And God is also lonely, but the devil is by no means lonely, he constantly moves in society, and his name is Legion.
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I am a spirit always accustomed to deny. And with reason: nothing is needed. There is no thing in the world that is worth mercy, Creation is no good.
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The devil begins with foam at the lips of an angel going into battle for a holy and just cause.
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The reading library in the city is an evergreen tree of the devil's knowledge, and whoever constantly amuses himself with its leaves will reach the fruit.
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The unexpected whims of fate, inexhaustible in devilish inventions, sometimes surpass the most evil plans of people.
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Here the abyss tempts, and it is so strong that hell hopes to corrupt paradise here and the devil lifts up God here.
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I stopped belonging to myself. The other end of the thread that the devil tied to my wings, he attached to your leg.
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Well, this is not entirely bad, the grandfather thought, seeing pork, sausages, chopped onions with cabbage and a lot of all sorts of sweets on the table, apparently the devilish bastard does not keep fasts.
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Apology for the Devil: It should be remembered that in this case only one side is heard.
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The Lord wrote all the books of both Testaments. The best of all the devil's inventions is to convince us that he does not exist.
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It is not for nothing that old legends say that before a person himself goes to the devil, he sends many other human souls there.
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The devil has been a yoke around the neck of humanity from the moment we began to think and dream.
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The devil is loaded with a shitty job, he has to deal with all sorts of scoundrels every day, he is most likely bored out of his mind.
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If it were not for the devil, many pious people would never think about either God or his clergy.
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There is one legend: Whoever has faith in God belongs to the Kingdom of Heaven. Whoever has faith in the devil rules the world.
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If God rewards us for good deeds, then perhaps Satan rewards us for bad deeds.
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Pride and arrogance cast the devil from heaven to hell, humility and meekness lift a person from earth to heaven.
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Does the Bible say that rock and roll is evil? Plus, the whole point is that we're not trying to convey any satanic messages - just one line rhymes with the other!
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The devil exists, and he is not just a dwarf with a tail and horns, he is very beautiful. After all, he is a fallen angel, he was once the favorite of the Lord.
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As the ancients said, if an angel is not released into the wild, he turns into a devil.
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Many phenomena of war, epidemics, unscheduled tax inspections are considered evidence of Satan’s implicit intervention in human affairs.
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They flatter you as if you were God or the devil; they scream before you as if before God or the devil. Well! They are flatterers and screechers, and nothing more.
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We love tragedy. We love conflict. We need the Devil, and if there is no Devil, we create it ourselves.
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My memories are like gold in a purse given by the devil: you open it, and there are dry leaves.
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When we make mistakes, they blame everything on the devil; when God makes mistakes, they say: “Nature!”
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If the devil comes for my soul, tell him that the subscriber is currently unavailable, but will definitely call him back
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I am ready to forgive Alfred Nobel for inventing dynamite, but only the devil in human form could invent the Nobel Prize.
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And although the temptation is great to take two roads at once, you cannot play with both the devil and God with one deck of cards
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I think that if the devil does not exist and, therefore, man created him, then he created him in his own image and likeness. In this case, just like God.
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So I cover up my naked baseness with the rags of sacred old texts and, with a devil at heart, I look like a saint.
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People themselves are very good at doing evil, without any interference from the devil.
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Hey! What did I tell you about comparing your sister to the devil? That this is an insult to the devil.
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Hey! What did I tell you about comparing your sister to the devil? Why is this offensive to the devil?
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What the hell is going on here? Divine intervention. If you think Satan is God.
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When people grow old and become virtuous, they simply sacrifice the remains of the devil to God.
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No one condones the devil, everyone condemns him, but they do it without insolence, with a degree of respect.
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The devil himself chooses the souls he wants to buy, and will never pay attention to the one who humiliatingly puts herself up for sale.
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You can come to an agreement with the Devil, or more precisely with the demons under his control, you can conclude a contract. You cannot come to an agreement with Chaos. We have nothing to offer him, he doesn’t need anything.
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The devil does not have a single paid assistant, while the Other Side has a million of them.
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The devil is the father of lies, but he forgot to patent his invention, and now he has many competitors.
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She is like an immaculate creature of heaven, but with a twist from the devil. She's a little cunning, but very good
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If God punishes us for evil, then the devil is always ready to punish us for a good deed.
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To justify the devil, it should be said that until now we have listened to only one side: all holy books were written by God.
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I will sell my soul to the devil for a night with you for two reasons: the devil does not exist, and the soul does not exist either.
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Even the devil can cry when, looking around, he realizes that there is no one left in hell except him.
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Devils call it hellish torment, angels call it heavenly grace, and people just call it LOVE
