*** Quietly, quietly the heart beats... If you can hear the breathing in your chest... The pain will pass and life will begin again... All sadness will be left behind... *** My throat hurts.
There was no need to stick your head out the window with your mouth open... *** Beloved? You no longer have a Beloved! SHE was killed yesterday... your words, she drowned in tears, died in pain... only the evil Bitch remained... That’s how you love me... *** painful feelings, my soul hurts, I feel bad without you and the word sad doesn’t fit, it’s very empty without you! *** Pain is the voice of the instinct of self-preservation. Pain is proof that you exist. *** get up, you fool, from the cold tile... he doesn’t give a damn that you’re dying of pain, sit on the sofa - it’s warmer there. *** Young man, do your legs hurt by chance? No? It’s strange, you haven’t left my mind all day! *** ... we live a virtual life in contact, so that at least for a while we forget about the pain and all the problems that real life gives us... *** I’m sick. In the hospital. I need his help... I called, and he said, “I’m sorry.” I’m busy, I’ve been bombarded with lessons” He loves me, it’s a shame... =( *** My life is killing me... gradually, very slowly, enjoying every minute of my pain, it acts like a maniac, clearly, thoughtfully and in the end kills! *** I don’t sleep well at night... I’m sick... And you’re not around... Damn... People, save me! Thank you very much in advance! *** Not a word about love anymore, because I’ve been sick with you for a long time and I can’t find peace... *** I’m sick... with the flu... better I wish I was sick with you... *** -Hello, how are you? -Hello, I'm sick... -What? - You... - uh Get well... *** Broken lips... my head hurts... my heart is crying from loneliness! I WANT TO LOVE! *** Left on sick leave... My soul hurts!.. *** Love that hits the heart with a poisonous arrow only brings suffering, torment and piercing pain... *** If you have a headache, it means you have one!!! *** If on Saturday morning you are not drunk or you don’t have a headache... it means you’re out of the loop!!!!)))) *** You can’t see the world through my eyes, and you can’t understand my pain, which flows in streams... *** Fever, runny nose, headache, chills! I'm still surprised I don't have hemorrhoids! *** Today is the day of knowledge... And it’s August 32nd for me. I’m lying in bed and sick (And I really want to go to school! *** damn... my head hurts, it would be better if it didn’t exist... what if I were a headless horseman ) *** A great weekend is when you don’t have a headache after drinking)))) *** I live strong, brave, beautiful, smileys in contact, smiles to friends... I drink and fall into hysterics, tears, pain and indifferent eyes... him... *** Do you want to forget your headache??? - break your finger *** Well, come on, soar your brains... Just don’t get sick yourself!
Health statuses with meaning
- The funniest statuses about health, funny aphorisms about healthy and unhealthy lifestyles, funny quotes about health.
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If you don’t drink for a few days, your health won’t bother you, it’s a good morning, you’ll be in a good mood, you’ll have more than enough energy! And life is so beautiful that you think, maybe have a beer.
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Freedom and health have one thing in common: they are only truly appreciated when they are in short supply.
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A POOR PERSON IS READY TO GIVE THEIR LAST HEALTH FOR MONEY, THE RICH MAN IS READY TO GIVE THEIR LAST MONEY FOR THE SAKE OF HEALTH
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It’s even nice to be sick when you know that there are people who are waiting for your recovery, like a holiday. Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
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- I decided to lead a healthy lifestyle and bought a bicycle. Now I ride my bike to buy beer and cigarettes.
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If we paid as much attention to our health as we pay to our illnesses, then we would never get sick.
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Exercise can replace many medications, but no medicine in the world can replace exercise.
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My body thanks me for drinking: “Here, my friend, pancreatitis, bulbitis, gastritis. "
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People spend their health making money, and then spend their money regaining their health!
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- The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do things you'd rather not do.
Disease is not war: we will survive
Being sick is always bad, and support at this time is what we need no less than pills and vitamins. Be sure to tell your friends about what happened in the “I’m sick” statuses.
- I don't need a person to ask me anything. I just need someone who will bring the tangerines.
- I wish it was like when I got sick as a child, and my mother immediately prepared some delicious food for you...
- So what if I got sick? But now you can sleep as much as you want.
- It seems to me that I got sick not because of a cold, but because of lack of care.
- They say that you need to drink more fluids, and at the same time maintain bed rest. What to do if there is no servant?
- I wish I had a stronger heart, immunity and whiskey...
- It's even pleasant to be sick sometimes. Until you have to go to the doctor.
- I got sick. I went to the pharmacy. I almost recovered from the prices.
- It happens that you are going to change your life, go in for sports, and then suddenly you get sick.
- As a child, I always dreamed of getting sick. As a result, I was constantly sick during the holidays.
- I bought some pills for my health. Tangerine for health. Well, in general, I took the wine...
- I'm so sick that I want to die. There is no other way to say it.
- On the one hand, I want him to hug me, and on the other, so that he doesn’t get infected?
- I’ve already put on the whole wardrobe, but I still can’t get warm...
- You'll scream like a bitch when you see me fall. PS Thermometer.
- The temperature is getting higher and higher, but you don’t call.
- The worst thing you can do on a Monday morning is to get sick on top of that.
- I can get a sore throat treated by a doctor. But what to do with the heart?!
- It's only in movies that friends come to you when you're sick. And my skis are sitting at home. They are afraid of getting infected.
- The Ministry of Health warned and warned, but I still didn’t listen.
- New Year or holiday? Great plans? Don't know what to do with such happiness? Get sick!
- Do you know when the real stress at work begins? That's when the cold comes.
Statuses about health
A healthy lifestyle is kind of fashionable right now. Our friends and neighbors have all stopped smoking. I am the only one holding on, this is what I understand as willpower.
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I wonder what prankster named a magazine that only writes about diseases “Health”?
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Cigarettes are written as causing lung cancer, alcohol is harmful to health! Why don't they write anything on men?
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The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do things you'd rather not do.
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- A toast to health. And I won’t wish you health, but I will wish you good luck, because everyone on the Titanic was healthy.
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Health should be such that a white coat is associated only with role-playing.
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I lead a healthy lifestyle because I don’t have enough money for an unhealthy one.
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I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, a hypertensive salary and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage.
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A healthy person is not one who doesn’t hurt, but one who hurts in a different place every time.
Quotes about colds in autumn
Here are quotes, aphorisms and witty sayings about the common cold . This is a rather interesting and extraordinary selection of the most real “pearls of wisdom” on this topic. Here are collected entertaining witticisms and sayings, clever thoughts of philosophers and apt phrases of masters of the conversational genre, brilliant words of great thinkers and original statuses from social networks, as well as much more...
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The disease takes on healthy forms. Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
Most of all those diseases that we fear most. Leszek Kumor.
Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not help against a cold. Jerry Vale.
The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August. Ronnie Shakes.
Everyone knows how to cure a cold, except your doctor.
Anyone who is infected with the fear of illness is already infected with the disease of fear. Michel Montaigne.
Few of those who suffer from cough go to the doctor; the rest go to the theater. Alec Guinness.
It is better to get seriously ill ten times than to die easily once.
You can't hide love and a cough. Latin proverb.
Imaginary patients are incurable, but real ones can receive an imaginary cure.
God knows what's going on in the world! People who have never died before begin to die. Julian Tuwim.
A runny nose, if left untreated, goes away only after two weeks, and if treated, after 14 days.
There is no cure for colds or love. They pass on their own. Yanina Ipohorskaya.
A cold would not be such a terrible problem if it were not for the advice of our friends.
Death - you are already completely tired of your illness. Henryk Jagodzinski.
Tips are one of the most popular medicines against the runny nose.
Old age is a disease in itself. Terence.
Old people have fewer diseases than young people, but these diseases last a lifetime. Hippocrates.
A person loves to talk about his illnesses, but yet this is the most uninteresting thing in his life. Anton Chekhov.
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