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Statuses about kindergarten

Attending kindergarten... For some children and parents this period is stressful and difficult, for others it gives freedom, development and many more positive moments. All this is reflected in the statuses about kindergarten that we want to share with you.

Happiness wakes up in the morning. Because it's time to go to the garden!
My son had a hard time getting used to visiting the garden. The first days he cried when I left him, I had to run away in upset feelings. One day I caught myself mentally calling the children’s institution “Children’s Adik”... I think many parents who have been in my situation will agree with this definition.
Question on the “mother’s” forum: “Where to start planning a pregnancy?” The best answer: “Registration for kindergarten!”
I went back to work after maternity leave. I feel like a child in kindergarten: I want to cry and go home!
Before planning a child in our time, you need to take care of a place in kindergarten...
What is eternity? These are the same two hours for which a child stays in kindergarten for the first time... Moreover, for both the parent and the child.
In kindergarten, the child is asked what his parents do. He answers: “Dad goes to work. Mom is pretty".
In kindergarten, children shame their parents by showing how they behave at home.
In my son’s kindergarten group there are boys Radmir, Yaropolk, Dionisy... I’m worried - will my Seryozha experience some awkwardness?
In the Teddy Bear kindergarten, children posted the word “Enough!” lumps of semolina porridge.
- Mom, why did you put the money in the ATM? - Pay for kindergarten. - Mommy, please don’t pay, I don’t want to go there at all!
Announcement from teachers in the parent chat: “Dear parents, please do not unconditionally believe everything that the child tells about the time he spends in kindergarten. We, in turn, pledge not to believe everything the children tell us about you.”
Every mother goes to pick up her child from kindergarten on the first day, listening carefully: is her child yelling?
I sent an SMS to my husband: “Darling, the alarm clock will ring at 7 o’clock. Pick up Katya, help her get dressed and take her to kindergarten. Take tights and a T-shirt in the chest of drawers, a blouse and trousers in the closet. Braid your hair. Let him not forget to brush his teeth and wash his face. Take some clothes with you to change..." Answer: “Katya has a day off today...”
Envy of a cat begins in childhood. I clearly understand this every morning, observing the way my son looks at the sleeping Vaska.
All great teachers must first of all be able to love children.
The teacher teaches and learns.
Children in the kindergarten share their knowledge: - They found me in the cabbage! - And the stork brought me! One boy says: “And our dad does everything at home himself...
A teacher must be what he wants his students to be.

Educator statuses

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beat or not to beat - to be or not to be an educator.

The teacher of kindergarten No. 384 will hire a killer, the work is small, but fast!

The main enemy of photography and video shooting at children's New Year's parties is the butts of the teachers.

Dear parents! Please do not believe everything your child tells you about kindergarten! In turn, we promise you not to believe everything he tells about you.

A sucker is a child educator who does not remember his childhood.

children are the flowers of life,” it’s good if they don’t grow wild.

You will never be able to create wise men if you kill naughty children.

Raising children is a craft where you need to be able to lose time in order to win it.

the teacher himself must be what he wants the student to be

Returning home from a nightclub where you left a couple of hundred dollars for the evening, you realize that the nanny who sat with your children had a much more interesting time.

The fools are more stupid, the blind are more blind Those who have not raised children.

Man is brought up for freedom.

My father and mother made me sweet, my teachers made me well-mannered, my teachers made me educated, and my husband made me happy.

If a child gets out of hand, assault will not help

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Family education begins with a well-educated family.

Everyone considers himself well-mannered.

The great difficulty of education is to keep children in obedience without spoiling their character.

Killing a child is only permissible in self-defense.

If you are sure that no one taught your child to swear, then it is hereditary.

The child gets the first idea of where the legs grow from with the help of a belt.

The ultimate goal of all education is the development of independence through amateur performance.

preaching from the pulpit, captivating from the rostrum, teaching from the pulpit is much easier than raising one child.

Many parents study with their children, but some do not keep up.

Remember and smile!

It can be interesting to compare your childhood memories with what your own children are experiencing now. It is possible that funny statuses about kindergarten will be relevant both for you and for today’s pupils of institutions.

– Is the kindergarten open on weekends? - No. – What, then we’ll have to climb over the fence?
A child whispers into the phone in the evening: “Okay, Google, tell me - how to quit kindergarten?”
– Children are flowers! - declared an elderly experienced nanny in kindergarten and continued: - And that’s why everyone needs a potty!
Arriving at the kindergarten in a squirrel costume, Lenochka greatly frightened the watchman Petrovich...
Remember, students: you cannot smoke on the territory of the institute! This is not a kindergarten for you!
For some people, their childhood is in full swing in one place, but for me, the whole kindergarten is in full swing!
I wish I could have a quiet hour in kindergarten now! The teachers wouldn’t have to persuade me to sleep!
At graduation in kindergarten, children were asked to make a word from the cubes “W”, “K”, “O”, “L”, “A”. They worked for a long time, and when they parted, everyone present could see the word “Olkash.”
On September 1, some go to kindergarten, some to school, some to college. I'm the least fortunate of all - I'm going to work...
Children are playing in the kindergarten. One shouts: “I’m in the house!” Another with the words: “And I am a mortgage!” pushes him out of the shelter.
Yes, I didn’t drink, smoke or communicate with women for 7 whole years! Then I went to school...
Advertisement: “A decent gypsy family will rent an apartment near a kindergarten or a hippodrome.”
If there are heated discussions in the parent chat on the topic “What gifts to give to teachers” and someone suddenly drops out, there is no doubt that this is someone’s crazy dad...
- Hello, children, I am your new teacher. My name is Zhanna Gennadievna! Children, whisper: - Greedy beef?!
The boy was sent to kindergarten. His mother comes after several hours and asks him: “How’s it going?” - Yes, it would be better if I went to the army!
In Moldova, teachers did not keep an eye on the children, and in an hour of walking they built a two-story house in a sandbox.
Arriving at the kindergarten in a beautiful new dress, Marina proudly answered her friends’ question about who bought it for her: “I cried!”
Our teachers are very wise. In quiet time they play a competition between the children. The rules are: whoever falls asleep first may not sleep at all!
Conversation between two girls in an elite kindergarten: - Do you have a new dad again? - No, poor year.
A note to my husband: “Alexey, pick up your son from kindergarten. PS He will come to you himself”...
The caretaker at the kindergarten suggested an educational game. If you want to sleep, build a bed!
The grandson of TV presenter Malysheva came to kindergarten dressed as a blood clot and stopped the game “Rucheyok”.
“I give all these stars to you!” - a boy shouted in the kindergarten and hit the girl on the head with a book.

About parents

With your child you experience everything again - you take your first steps, learn to say your first words...

Having a child means going back to childhood again.

Why does a child need 2 parents? - And then, while mom is freaking out, dad is normal, and when dad was already covered with children’s quirks, mom was already released.

Children also need grandmothers to take a break from their parents.

Previously, when I heard the hysterical crying of a child at the neighbors, I thought they were cutting him there, but now I realized that it was just: “a toy fell”, “I want to eat”, “they are putting on a hat”, “they kicked me out of the toilet without allowing me to finish cleaning it”. the walls are covered with brush,” or “they won’t give my mother’s phone number.”

It turns out that the neighbors did not mock the child, but were only concerned about his safety...)

I don’t know anything more beautiful than a worthy happy mother with a small child in her arms. (T. G. Shevchenko)

Mom is the happiest woman in the world.

Parents, encouraging the whims of their children and pampering them when they are small, spoil their natural inclinations, and then are surprised that the water, the source of which they themselves poisoned, has a bitter taste.

In order to be less disappointed in life, children should know the prohibitions from childhood.

It is much easier to become a father than to remain one.

Giving birth to a child is one thing, but raising him is something completely different.

Remember that your children will treat you the same way you treat your parents.

You need to treat your parents the way you would want your children to treat you.

With the birth of a child, adults also get a new life!

And a second childhood...)

For some reason, many women think that having a child and becoming a mother are the same thing. One could just as well say that having a piano and being a pianist are one and the same thing. (S. Harris)

Alas, not everyone who has children can be called real parents.

Memories for a lifetime

The experiences of the preschool years shape character and teach one to withstand difficulties. And funny statuses about kindergarten teach a good sense of humor, not only for children, but also for adults.

- And I was stupid as a child... - Why?? – I didn’t want to sleep in kindergarten forever...
- Mom, I like the girl from the kindergarten... - Did you ever show this to her? - Yes, when we went out for a walk, I hit her on the head with a shovel!
The nanny has difficulty putting tights on a three-year-old child, after which he says: “But these are not mine!” Cursing to herself, the nanny pulls off her tights and hears: “These are my brother’s tights. Mom sometimes puts them on me.”
- Misha, why did you bite Masha? - Because I have teeth...
Announcement on the fence of a children's educational institution: “Dear parents! Due to the possibility of protests by terrorist organizations, we kindly ask you to close the gate with a hook. Administration."
In a kindergarten, two plumbers changed batteries without stopping the educational process. As a result, the pupils’ vocabulary was replenished with new words...
“I hope you will obey the teacher today?” - I really hope so too...
- Is everyone fighting in your kindergarten? - No, not everyone... - Who is so good that he doesn’t fight? - Maria Alexandrovna…
Guys, treat your girls like kindergarten kids. If they are not taken away in time, they will run away to play in another sandbox!
I read a description of my husband from kindergarten. At the point “He eats and sleeps well,” I realized that he hasn’t changed much in 30 years...
The girl comes home and says: “There is no one to marry. Misha is peeing, Vitya is fighting”...
I really want to go to kindergarten. To be fed and put to bed. You don’t have to play with me, I’ll fall asleep anyway.
A new kid has come to the group. Another boy asks: “How old are you?” - I don’t know, four, maybe. – Do the Zenshins intellegate you? - No. - So you’re just a year old...
When he brought his daughter to kindergarten for the first time, dad asked her to choose a locker for herself. How surprised he was when the girl reluctantly pointed to one of the booths, barely squeezed into it and said: “Bye, dad”...
– Mom, they told me to learn a song about a fox and a Christmas tree! – says the girl and hands over a piece of paper with text. It says: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”...
– Did you go to kindergarten as a child? - I went! And the rest came on sleds! Bastards...
At everyone’s filming of kindergarten graduations, the butts of the teachers are in the foreground?!

Surely these statuses about kindergarten reminded you of your childhood and made you smile more than once. They will also please those parents who are currently undergoing adaptation with their children, getting accustomed to the regime and mastering new rules!

A selection of Russian, folk proverbs and sayings for kindergarten

In the modern world, educators and teachers are faced with the following tasks: to open the way to the heart and mind of a small child, to educate a full-fledged personality, and to form a value system for younger schoolchildren. Folk proverbs and sayings are part of the spiritual heritage that we inherited from our ancestors. This is truly a gold mine of folk wisdom accumulated over many centuries. They cover almost all aspects of our lives, therefore it is very useful to introduce children to proverbs and sayings from early childhood, to memorize, tell their meaning.

Proverbs and sayings about family.
There is no better friend than your own mother.
It's warm in the sun, good in mother's presence. Without mother, the dear one and the flowers bloom without color. Grandma's only grandfather is not his grandson. In your own family the porridge is thicker. Raising children is not counting chickens. The child cries, and the mother's heart hurts. My dear mother is an unquenchable candle. Mother's heart in children. Maternal care does not burn in fire and does not drown in water. A mother's prayer will reach you from the bottom of the sea. The father teaches his son well. His child is hunchbacked, but cute. A mother's heart warms better than the sun. If you knew how to give birth to a child, you also know how to teach it. There is no need for treasure, since... the family is fine. Being a guest is good, but being at home is better. A friendly family will move mountains. Houses and walls help. Proverbs and sayings about friendship.

An old friend is better than two new ones. A friend argues, but an enemy supports. Don't recognize a friend at three days, but recognize a friend at three years. I was with a friend, I drank water - sweeter than honey. If you don’t have a friend, look for it, but you’ll find it on the shore. Make new friends, but don’t lose old ones. For a friend, seven miles is not a suburb. Without a friend you are an orphan, with a friend you are a family man. A horse is known in times of grief, and a friend in times of trouble. Die yourself, but help your comrade. Friendship and brotherhood are more valuable than any wealth. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Friendship is an assistant in business. Friendship is strong not through flattery, but through truth and honor. Friendship is like glass, if you break it, it won’t be put back together. Where friendship is valued, enemies also tremble. A strong friendship cannot be cut with an axe. Don't have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends. The road to a friend's house is never long. A friend and brother are a great thing, you won’t soon forgetSh7

Proverbs and sayings about the Motherland.

On someone else's side I'm glad to see my dear Voronushka. He who fights hard for his homeland is a true hero. Whoever betrays his homeland is despised by the people. Your own land is sweet even in a handful. Foreign country - viburnum, homeland - raspberry. Mother Volga is both wide and long. Bgupa is the bird that is not happy with its nest. There is no land more beautiful than our Motherland. The peoples of our country are strong in friendship. Moscow is far from the eyes, but close to the heart. The Motherland teaches, the Motherland helps out. Go fearlessly into battle beyond your native land. To live is to serve the Motherland. We don’t want someone else’s land, but we won’t give up ours either. It's cold on the other side even in summer. A person has one mother, one homeland. Take care of your beloved land like your own mother. Do not spare your strength or your life for your Motherland. The Motherland is your mother, know how to stand up for her. Go fearlessly into battle beyond your native land.

Proverbs and sayings about work.

You can't cut down a tree in one go. You can’t even take a fish out of a pond without difficulty. A small deed is better than a big idleness. Don't teach by idleness, teach by handicraft. Without labor there is no fruit. Without labor there is no good. Don’t mind your own business, don’t be lazy about your own business. Live idle, just smoke the sky; Without labor, bread will never be born. If you don’t work, you won’t eat honey. If you want to eat rolls, don't sit on the stove. As is the master, so is the work. Put off idleness, but don’t put off doing things. Work until you sweat, and eat when you want. Heroes are born in work. He who loves to work cannot sit idle. It takes three years to learn how to be hardworking. laziness - three days. Skillful hands do not know boredom. Done hastily, done for fun. The bird is beautiful in its plumage, and the man is beautiful in his handicrafts. Pick one berry at a time and you will collect a box. Work is a matter of honor, be in first place in work. Work for the hands is a holiday for the soul. The bee is small, and it works. The ability to work is more valuable than gold. The ant is small, but digs mountains. The eyes are scary, but the hands are doing. Time for business - time for fun. There is nothing to boast about if everything falls out of hand. He takes on everything, but not everything succeeds. And he forges and blows, but he himself does not know what will happen. Do it quickly - redo it. A hut is not destroyed by shouting, and noise does not help matters. He who does everything at random, has everything, no matter what. The lazy Egorka always has excuses. We’ll eat and dance, but we won’t invade the arable land. It is not the oven that feeds, but the hands. Don’t open your mouth to someone else’s loaf, but get up early and get your own. The work is hard if you put both of them together and you can do it easier. The lazy spinner doesn't even have a shirt. The sooner you start, the sooner you will be in time. It is not without reason that they say that the master’s work is feared. A lot of work is better than a lot of idleness.

Proverbs and sayings about language.

The word is not an arrow, but the heart shines through. The word is not a blow, but people die from it. Without a tongue and the bell is mute. Don't pierce with a spear, but pierce with your tongue. A living word is more valuable than a dead letter. The field is red with millet, and the conversation is with the mind. Talking to you makes me want to drink honey. He sits there, like a candle is burning, and says that he is giving him a ruble. Once you shoot, you won’t catch the bullet, and when you say a word, you won’t catch it. The tongue is small, but it controls the whole body. Language will take you to Kyiv. He who speaks sows. He who listens reaps. Have bread for lunch, and a word for the answer. To speak at good times, to remain silent at bad times. One word and a quarrel forever. Know how to say, know how to remain silent. Kind silence is better than any grumbling. You can't put a scarf over someone else's mouth. An affectionate word makes a bone ache. To say too much is to harm yourself.

Proverbs and sayings about nature.

In autumn bad weather there are seven weather conditions outside. In November, winter fights with autumn. The first snowball is not lying. In the winter cold everyone is young. The frost is not severe, but it does not require standing. In winter, a fur coat is no joke. Snow in the fields - bread in the bins. Thank you, frost, for bringing snow. The winter sun does not warm well. A bee flies to a good flower. May is decorating the forests, summer is waiting for you to visit. Larks, come, bring red summer. Spring is red with flowers, and autumn with fruits. Water flowed from the mountains and brought spring. April is with water, and May is with grass. May is cold - a grain-bearing year. May is cold - you won't go hungry. Water in the meadow, hay in the stack. Walk through the forest, watch your step. Rainy summer is worse than autumn. The sun will warm up and everything will be in time. It's raining, it will give rye. The swallow begins the day, and the nightingale ends. A summer day during a winter week. Lots of water - lots of grass. In July, the yard is empty, but the field is thick. After the summer they don’t walk on raspberries.

We recommend watching:

KVN for 4th grade on the topic: Proverbs and sayings Use of proverbs and sayings in Russian language lessons in the Secondary Educational Institution of the VIII type Extracurricular activity for 4th grade on the topic “Hedgehog Theme” Wisdom of the Udmurt people

Statuses about kindergarten. Quotes about education and educators