Children's statuses
As a child, everything seems created for a holiday, you can even make confetti with a hole punch...
A real life simulator with the ability to create a virtual family can be compared to a game of daughters and mothers... How nice it is to periodically fall back into childhood...
Johnson's Baby doesn't sting his eyes... He's just a maniac who runs after children and washes their hair, absolutely without tears...
From the time I visited kindergarten, I have erotic memories when, instead of cleaning up toys, my classmate and I looked at more interesting things... in each other’s underpants... It’s still funny...
Best status: In distant childhood, when I was just a baby, my mother, while bathing me in the bathtub, managed to make me incredible headdresses with shampoo foam... Oh, and sweet memories...
Until my 75th birthday, I liked to receive a drum as a birthday gift... On the eve of the next celebration, I started thinking... why do I need so many drums? Maybe this time I'll ask for a trombone...
I admire children’s cheerful eyes, listen to mischievous laughter and somehow live more fun, I am filled with positivity from their smiles...
I don’t argue, some parents call their children unusual nicknames, so that dad writes down your phone number as “give me for shopping”...
The most terrible words of childhood: I won’t be friends with you anymore.
Smile! This annoys everyone.
It's better for a man to step on a big rake twice than on a baby rake once.
The mouth of a small baby speaks only the truth!
Childhood passes right through... where are my adult toys? Guys, answer me!
Undressing a sleeping baby is like defusing a bomb; one sudden movement means minus 3 hours of sleep.
If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.
Child condoms have been released in Switzerland.
Children are cool, especially children on social media. networks!
Children's problems often seem like nonsense to adults... but in reality everything is different.
And as a child, I dreamed that everything would be colorful and positive, there would be no gray houses and asphalts.
As a child, I often had the thought that if I was left alone in the whole city, I would go shopping and buy myself a mountain of sweets, chips and ice cream, all for free. What naive childish thoughts...
I want to play all day, eat candy, drink lemonade... I want to go back to my carefree childhood.
Judging by the fact that as a child I wrapped myself in a blanket, writhing in panic, crawled all over the room, and imagined that I was a worm, then I have had mental disorders since an early age...
I was sorting out my children's things and came across a will that I wrote when I was 6 years old: I give my room to the cat, toys to mom and dad, a bicycle to Grandma Masha, and a yellow shovel to Grishenka Vasichkina, GRISHA, I REALLY LOVE YOU.
She was tired of excessive attention, Hated indifference, Loved the warmth of breathing. She looked like an adult, but her dreams were childish..
Children's orbit - the taste of childhood...
I feel like Cinderella: if I don’t come home before 12, I’ll get a pumpkin.
As a child, in kindergarten No. 44, children spelled out the word with lumps of semolina porridge: X V A T I T.
I was jumping into hopscotch with the kids in the yard today. Ha, what a thrill. )
My mother probably told everyone in childhood: “I’ll buy it for you now, but it’s for your birthday!”
I was afraid to have children after my parents promised to tell them all my childhood mistakes)))
I'm smart because I'm very modest and that's why I'm so beautiful!
I’m standing with my little brother at the checkout in a supermarket with sanitary pads, and he tells me: “This is so you don’t sleep at night, right? Maybe you can buy it for me too? I’m too lazy to get up at night.” The whole line was laughing.
childhood fears - if you step on cracks in the asphalt, an accident will happen.
At the zoo: Mom, is this a monkey already? -No, this is still the cashier...
I wanted to go to kindergarten, not to an orphanage.
As a child, when I listened to “A Million Scarlet Roses,” I couldn’t figure out who “Alykhros” was.
I’m talking to a guy in Ace, I’m writing like I found some cool sneakers, they’re in children’s sizes ((, he told me: Why are you emo. Kick yeah xD
And as a child, I liked it when my cat twirled his butt while hunting... I just remembered...)
Remember and smile!
It can be interesting to compare your childhood memories with what your own children are experiencing now. It is possible that funny statuses about kindergarten will be relevant both for you and for today’s pupils of institutions.
- – Is the kindergarten open on weekends? - No. – What, then we’ll have to climb over the fence?
- A child whispers into the phone in the evening: “Okay, Google, tell me - how to quit kindergarten?”
- – Children are flowers! - declared an elderly experienced nanny in kindergarten and continued: - And that’s why everyone needs a potty!
- Arriving at the kindergarten in a squirrel costume, Lenochka greatly frightened the watchman Petrovich...
- Remember, students: you cannot smoke on the territory of the institute! This is not a kindergarten for you!
- For some people, their childhood is in full swing in one place, but for me, the whole kindergarten is in full swing!
- I wish I could have a quiet hour in kindergarten now! The teachers wouldn’t have to persuade me to sleep!
- At graduation in kindergarten, children were asked to make a word from the cubes “W”, “K”, “O”, “L”, “A”. They worked for a long time, and when they parted, everyone present could see the word “Olkash.”
- On September 1, some go to kindergarten, some to school, some to college. I'm the least fortunate of all - I'm going to work...
- Children are playing in the kindergarten. One shouts: “I’m in the house!” Another with the words: “And I am a mortgage!” pushes him out of the shelter.
- Yes, I didn’t drink, smoke or communicate with women for 7 whole years! Then I went to school...
- Advertisement: “A decent gypsy family will rent an apartment near a kindergarten or a hippodrome.”
- If there are heated discussions in the parent chat on the topic “What gifts to give to teachers” and someone suddenly drops out, there is no doubt that this is someone’s crazy dad...
- - Hello, children, I am your new teacher. My name is Zhanna Gennadievna! Children, whisper: - Greedy beef?!
- The boy was sent to kindergarten. His mother comes after several hours and asks him: “How’s it going?” - Yes, it would be better if I went to the army!
- In Moldova, teachers did not keep an eye on the children, and in an hour of walking they built a two-story house in a sandbox.
- Arriving at the kindergarten in a beautiful new dress, Marina proudly answered her friends’ question about who bought it for her: “I cried!”
- Our teachers are very wise. In quiet time they play a competition between the children. The rules are: whoever falls asleep first may not sleep at all!
- Conversation between two girls in an elite kindergarten: - Do you have a new dad again? - No, poor year.
- A note to my husband: “Alexey, pick up your son from kindergarten. PS He will come to you himself”...
- The caretaker at the kindergarten suggested an educational game. If you want to sleep, build a bed!
- The grandson of TV presenter Malysheva came to kindergarten dressed as a blood clot and stopped the game “Rucheyok”.
- “I give all these stars to you!” - a boy shouted in the kindergarten and hit the girl on the head with a book.
