Sweet vulgarity
You can pretend to be innocent for an infinite amount of time. But the reality is that a little vulgarity gives a girl that charm that men adore so much. Slightly vulgar statuses that guys flock to like flies.
- Oh my God, he’s so... well, you know, you see him and you want the store to sell you a couple more of these!
- Some girls divide men like pies: serve one with cabbage, and the other with eggs...
- The most reliable plan for any situation: “Oh, never mind, we’ll sort it out!”
- It’s spring, the birds are singing, and I’ll go off into the sunset... and you and your friend sort it out!
- Don't irritate me, otherwise my bunnies will come out and rape your brain!
- Men are simply not designed to get up in the morning, and those parts of them that get up think about something completely different...
- A great mood is one that is sexually transmitted!
- Oh, I beg you, there are no ugly women... you are men, you are all divided into two categories: some would fool you, while others shouldn’t!
- My virginity is not for sale... But bargaining is appropriate.
- I don’t know about you, but for me “downstairs neighbor” is the name of the pose.
- With such a character, I can only get married with a vibrator...
- The way to a man's heart, of course, is through his stomach... but there are shorter ways, if you know what I mean.
- For every self-respecting princess, a fairytale night begins with a magic wand.
- Where decent girls have buds, strolling professional girls have bouquets!
- I look at these silicone fairies from VKontakte and can’t understand what men see in them...
- Girls are never cold, it’s just that your wick is a little short...
Leave the princes to their horses
Looking for the perfect guy so that everything is like in a fairy tale turns out to be so tiring. And it’s time to stop flying in the clouds, and it’s worth thinking about simpler and more earthly happiness. Vulgar statuses with subtext for girls who have long been tired of searching for fairy-tale princes.
- There are so many beautiful and sexy girls around, but give me guys... disgusting!
- Oh, this is education... instead of “I want you,” guys have to confess their love!
- How wonderful it is when your drinking, disorder in your apartment, vulgar jokes and hysterics are justified by the phrase “creative nature”!
- Hey kid, relax! You have vulgar thoughts because you think about my vulgar thoughts too often!
- If jokes about long bananas and lollipops are too vulgar for you, then it’s just your imagination!
- And I like to walk down the street and lick ice cream with my tongue! Oh, how many dirty looks I get, it’s indescribable!
- Oh, the vulgar dreams have arrived... apparently spring is coming.
- You need a brain, what to think! And the genitals are there to reproduce! Think before you reproduce!
- And it bothers me when he calls me cute and vulgar words... Although outwardly, of course, I am fiercely dissatisfied!
- I enjoy his words, which express his vulgar thoughts... I love him!
- You can fuck like animals, dirty and dirty... or you can make love beautifully. The main thing is not to fuck each other's brains!
- The guys could look me in the eyes more often! No, he’s staring at tits... and standing there talking to them.
- Comrades latent zoophiles! Please keep your kittens, kittens and fish to yourself.
- You should always remember that in any well-mannered girl there can live such a very vulgar bitch who longs to be properly torn off!
