These daring statuses for girls can be posted on VKontakte or classmates. If you use Instagram, these statuses are just as suitable. If you're fed up with everything and it's time to have a blast, choose any of these new statuses. They accurately reflect your attitude towards all sorts of assholes and gossips around you.
- I don’t like men who rush back and forth... Either show up and don’t disappear from my life, or disappear and don’t appear!
- The right people! Let's not interfere with each other's lives. You don’t tell me how to live, I tell you where to go.
- If you replace the word “Fucked up” with the expression “Wow, damn, what a surprise!!!” Then life becomes much more interesting!…
- There have already been enough clowns in my life... That's it, damn it, the show is over!..
- Briefly about everything: I’m disappointed, but I’m not surprised.
- Love is like smoke... Today we exist, but tomorrow we no longer smoke...
- Living alone is much better than living among unfulfilled promises and fake love.
- Women are divided into 2 types... 1st - constantly racking their brains about HOW TO KEEP A MAN... 2nd - how to fuck off...
- Tired of trying to maintain relationships with those who don't care about you. From now on: no reciprocity - no communication. And whatever happens, I don’t give a damn, honestly!
You should like these cheeky VK statuses
- Getting certain people out of my life solved half of my problems.
- I will certainly listen to the advice of someone who has gotten more out of life than I have. The rest - on the potty and in the cradle!
- Forgive me, goodbye my abandoned remnant, let someone else... slip!
- A man should come into a woman’s life as a gift of fate, and not as a foundling of hopelessness.
- A drunk woman is an unpredictable hurricane! Here she is drinking, and now she is dancing, crying over a stray cat, stealing flowers from a flowerbed...
- Everything seems to be fine, but you still want to hit someone in the head with a shovel.
- Well, why the hell do I need a prince? I need someone who will tolerate my crazyness and kiss my nose... And I will give him the crown myself...
- Either we don’t remember the right words in time... Or it’s not our destiny to shut up in time...
- For me, a man is the one who is responsible for his words. And everything else is the middle sex, which is not worthy of respect...
- The most terrible virus is to get used to a person... There is no vaccine for it at all...
- They’ll hurt me, maybe I’ll endure it... They’ll hurt my children, I’ll tear them to pieces!
- No man can boast of such a dick as I put on those who don’t appreciate me!
- Before you understand me, learn to think...
- I want to run away with someone in the middle of the night and have adventures, see the world and eat at cheap gas stations, sit on the roof of a car and look at the stars, and just be somewhere but here.
- Everywhere you look there are only fucking queens and goddesses. I am one little bitch and a big fucker.
- I don’t wish harm on anyone, but if some people trip and blow themselves up, I’ll consider it fair.
- All diseases are caused by nerves. Nerves from thoughts. All thoughts come from the fact that you don’t give a damn. But in vain.
Take a taste from my cup!
Do you want to highlight someone's shortcomings? Someone specific or even some group of people? Insulting statuses and offensive statuses with hints, subtle and not so subtle.
1. We live in the 21st century - the century of feminine men and courageous women.
2. Pay attention to the baseboard. And remember, this is exactly your level.
3. Men who say nasty things about women often mean only one of them.
4. Calmness is the only way to survive in this world of idiots.
5. Impossible is just a big word behind which little people hide.
6. Some ladies post so much depressing crap about love that even I start missing their exes.
7. You can close your eyes to what you see, but you cannot close your heart to what you feel.
8. If you leave and no one asks you to come back, you are heading in the right direction.
9. The person you would take a bullet for might be the one who pulls the trigger.
10. Some people are like clouds - as soon as they fall, it’s a great day.
11. Three things that most people fear: trust, telling the truth and being yourself.
12. Even trees do not violate personal space. You have a lot to learn from nature.
13. Loving is not difficult. It's difficult to find someone who really needs it.
14. Few people will understand how people who laugh during the day fall into pieces at night.
15. There is no sweeter balm for a man than the sadness of the woman he has offended.
16. So does this mean sadness is a place? Yes, sometimes people live there for years.
17. Betrayal is a blow for which it is impossible to prepare.
18. If you forget me today, don’t ever remember me.
19. When hurting others, remember that life is a boomerang. Evil always returns to those who created it.
20. I can endure, endure for a long time. But one day there will come a time when I won’t even look in your direction.
21. A person who speaks the truth, looking into the eyes, is worthy of respect. But I haven't seen anything like this yet.
22. It’s not a problem with your eyesight, it’s just that you’re too cloudy.
23. Thank you for being there during difficult times. It’s a pity I realized so late that they were difficult because of you.
24. Everyone sees how you look on the outside, but few know about the darkness that lives in your soul.
25. Do you want to lose weight? Eat less!
26. I wish I could send you, but I can see you from there.
27. Where there is a beautiful cover, there is not always a soul.
