Phrases for status in contact
- Time is precious. Spend it wisely.
- Smile while you still have teeth.
- I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
- Relationship status: as soon as possible.
- I'll be back in 5 minutes (if not, read this status again).
- I look at school textbooks and think: what a waste of wood!
- Friends are like boobs: some are real, others are fake.
- Birthdays are good for your health. Research shows that those who have more birthdays live longer.
- The only person you should force to be better is the person you were yesterday.
- Every new day is a new chance.
- We only live once, but if we do it right, once is enough.
- The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
- All doors will open to those who are brave enough to knock.
- Someone asked me what I want to be when I grow up. I told them that I want to be happy. They told me that I didn't understand the question. I told them that they don't understand life.
- Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, some guys had story edit buttons, bad time had fast forward buttons, and good time had a pause button.
- The greatest pleasure in life is when you do what those people told you you couldn't do.
- Three can only keep a secret if two of them are dead.
- To receive something, you must first give something.
- The easiest way to destroy a person is to take away his dignity.
- Better blind eyes than a blind mind.
Cool
- For some, life is sugar. And for me, life is a hot chili pepper, seasoned with vigorous horseradish and garnished with a basil leaf.
- Stop planning. Just take it and do it!
- From today I don't smile anymore. Well, except that sometimes I’ll strain the risorius
- Who said I'm crying? I'm not crying. I get rid of toxins and other waste through the eye muscles
- Anyone can learn to fly. All you need is a good accelerator!
- Everything will be alright. And if it doesn’t, then it will, but later
- Further to the rear - fatter generals
- I said it, I did it. And if he didn’t, then he was joking)))
- The tongue is a sharp blade. If you use it skillfully, you will feed a friend. If you swing it in all directions, you’ll hit it right in the heart.
- Don't doubt your friends. And if you doubt, are these friends?
Smart phrases for VK status
Choose the best phrases for your VK status with meaning.
- You are all I need and the only thing I don't have.
- Before you point your finger at someone, remember that at the same time there are three fingers pointing at you!
- What is history? History is the science of the dead, with which the living are tormented.
- There are people so boring that in five minutes we lose a whole day with them.
- I can't open all the doors with a key; some have to be kicked in.
- It's hard to go into a cold bed, but even harder to get out of a warm one.
- It's easier to fake a smile than to explain why you're sad.
- Love is a type of amnesia when a woman forgets that there are still 3 billion men in the world.
- It's not hard to fall in love, it's hard to admit it!
- The opposite of courage is not cowardice, but conformity.
- People can starve from lack of self-realization as well as from lack of bread.
- Everyone knows how to love, but few know how to maintain love.
- A friend is not the one you've known the longest... it's the one who came at the right time and never left your side.
- It takes a strong heart to love, but it takes an even stronger heart to love a second time...
- People change, love hurts, friends leave, things go wrong, but just remember that life goes on.
- Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still, or it can be wild and seething, but in the end, it always remains deep and unknown.
- You still need to learn how to live, everyone can simply exist.
- Strong people always look for opportunities to help others. Weak people always ask: “What does it matter to me?
- For everything you miss, you gain something else; for everything you gain, you lose something else. It's about your outlook on life. You can either endlessly regret losses or rejoice at success.
- Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
For girls
- There are people who want to say “Thank you!” just because they are nearby
- They say I'm a strong woman... Yes, yes, I am! I can take out the trash, but I can also take out the brain, if necessary...
- I decided that today is the best day of my life. Why did I decide this? I did not decide yet )))
- There should be one person in charge of the family...
- Someone sings beautifully. And someone cooks well. And I'm just Vika. Being Vika is also good
