Sassy statuses for girls
- If someone is annoying you unbearably, have the police pull his cold body out of the well.
- I am increasingly convinced that for some people, their head is a decorative attachment to their ass...
- When I see an optimist, I want to make him cry.
- Of course, there is no arguing about taste, but just between you and me, you understand that you listen to the hat and dress like fagots, right?
- How smart a wife must be so that her husband does not doubt that she is a fool. Parenting is the process of eliminating personal shortcomings in one’s children.
- Do not protect me, Lord, from temptations. Send more of them... And then we'll figure it out.
- Wipe it off your face. No, this is not pathos or your dignity. It's you who've been wallowing in shit and don't understand it.
- The most beautiful flowers grow from dirt, the most beautiful people are often scum.
- There are 1,000,000 girls, but why is she needed alone? Because she is 1, and all the others are 000000.
- these stupid creatures often say that I am evil. but I'm not evil. I just have my own personal opinion on everything. and I express it directly.
- Please write down all your complaints addressed to me on a piece of paper! Make an airplane out of this piece of paper and fly to hell!!! Happy flying you and your passengers!
- I don’t understand what exactly infuriates me about people. Sometimes it’s obsession, sometimes it’s stupidity, sometimes when the socks are different, sometimes that’s all.
- I have the impression that some people are born specifically to piss me off!
- Argument is not a search for truth. This is an opportunity to show all kinds of assholes their place.
- Vredina is complex socio-psychological work for which no one pays, but you get pleasure from it.
- I want men, mojitos and money! You can have men and mojitos with money!
- There are no unavailable women...there are different levels of access!!!
- It's stupid to be nostalgic for childhood. There will still be a period in your life when they will spoon feed you and clean up your shit.
- with my principles, attitude towards people, lifestyle, character and morals - it’s easier to kill me.
- There is a category of people who, by the time sarcasm or a joke reaches them, I will have time to give birth to triplets and have fun at the Brazilian carnival
- I found myself a boyfriend! Smart, kind, faithful and beautiful... and she was happy! Until the smart one learned about the good one, and the faithful one about the beautiful one...
- I don’t know where to look for a way out in complicated situations, but I always find an entrance there.
- Let's meet the sunrises and your salaries together?
- If they offer me to go to 3 letters, I’ll probably go to heaven...)))
- You can love the soul without touching the body, and then slowly go crazy from the body of your beloved soul.
- He has brains. Only it hasn’t been activated yet...
- I have no desire to take revenge... indifference is my revenge.
- The person who figures out how to punch people in the face over the Internet will make millions.
- So, a little message to all those who think that you are selfish, heartless, aggressive and generally complete shit compared to you. Go to hell
- I always feel a little sad when you eloquently, gracefully and subtly insult a person, and he is too stupid to understand it.
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Quotes about life on Instagram
- love is when you cry at the station, and I say “don’t cry, I’ll be back” and don’t come back
