The most pleasant thing in life is to see your little copy crawling on the carpet, smiling, and understand how much you love him!
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Fathers should not raise their sons. To do this, it is enough to first of all educate yourself, and the child will copy everything else.
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Father eats candy in front of his son. Wife: “What, dad eats candy and doesn’t give it to him?” Husband: “Mom doesn’t give, and dad doesn’t share!”
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When asked by his father about his success at school, the student replied that he did not talk to the father of the poor student!
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If you are at home having fun with the girls, and then suddenly your father comes in. Don't worry, he won't argue if you ask him to participate.
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Why does a father love his son more than his father's son? Because the son is his creation. Everyone is favorable to what they themselves have created.
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The son comes home with a bad mark. - Dad, don't worry! - Okay, just don't be offended!
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Girl, can I have cottage cheese, toffee, these sweets, and lollipop. - Are you taking it for your son? - Oh yes. I forgot about my son! Two packs of Marlboros.
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- Dad, tell me a story. - Well, listen, son. Tomorrow I’ll come home early, sober, I’ll buy my mom some flowers and buy you a bike.
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They were so poor that the father gave his son a sleeping pill instead of dinner.
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The girls surrounded by cars in their son’s drawing indicate that this could not have happened without the help of their father.
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- Men are our weakness, children are our joy. Relax once and enjoy for the rest of your life
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The father is an example for his son of how to treat women. A model for your daughter, what kind of man she will choose!
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The mission of a real man is to build a house, plant a tree, raise a son and fulfill all the other whims of his beloved wife!
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Dads are different And as the days pass, Their sons grow up Dot to dot, just like them.
Status about my beloved husband and son. Beautiful statuses about husband and children
- If a man is ready to do anything for a woman, then this woman is his wife. If a woman is ready to do anything for a man, then this man is her son.
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Today I realized that my son has turned from a boy into a man - in the morning for the first time he asked me a purely masculine question: “Where are my socks?”
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20 years ago: “My son is smart and you can’t tear him away from the computer from morning to night.” Now: “My son is a complete idiot from morning to night, you can’t tear him away from the computer.”
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I don’t look like a model at all, but I won’t worry about it. My son told me with tenderness that his mommy is BEAUTIFUL!
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You know your children have grown up when your daughter starts putting lipstick on her lips and your son starts wiping lipstick off his lips.
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My son is a waiter. I can be calm about a glass of water before I die. The main thing is to keep tips on hand.
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- If a woman feeds a man, gives him water, clothes him, waits for him and forgives him everything, he is her son, it cannot be otherwise.
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A gentle face, every line, a snub-nosed sniffling nose! Money, career, all this is unimportant. The important thing sleeps nearby!
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I explained to my son where children come from. A million storks fly out, and only one reaches the cabbage.
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The sooner you start treating your son like a man, the sooner he will become one.
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I have an Angel and his name is Son. My son has protection and his protection is Mom!
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- A mother takes twenty years to make a man out of her son, and his girlfriend can make an idiot out of him in twenty minutes.
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I want a daughter. She will be the most beautiful in the world! I will dress her like a princess. But first, I will have a son. To guard my princess.
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Until the age of five, treat your son like a king, from five to fifteen - like a servant, after fifteen - like a friend. Ancient Indian saying
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I have the best man in the world! Every day he says how much he loves me, kisses me at every meeting, hugs me tightly! One drawback: getting ready for kindergarten is slow!
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My son draws a solar circle and the sky around. Women's breasts, fire, barbecue. And it was daddy who helped him!
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- It seems like just yesterday I was rocking him in my arms. And today he is already a year old and he runs away from me when he doesn’t want to get dressed!
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One day there comes a moment when, walking next to your son, you want to take his hand out of habit and suddenly you realize that you have to take his arm.
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My son and I are running home, and there are many dogs ahead. The son asked: “Mom, are you scared?” I say: “No! I'm with a man." Son is important: “And a man is not afraid, he is with his mother.”
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I really believe and hope that at the hour when the time comes, I will say to an adult man: “I am so proud of you, son!”
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Yesterday my son showed me another masterpiece on the wallpaper. When asked where the red paint came from, he said ketchup. Today there is a brown drawing on the wall - I’m afraid to ask.
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- My son is my joy! My strength, my weakness! Nice bright light, I love you son!
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By the time you realize that your parents were right, you will already have a son who will think that you are wrong.
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Sons leave the parental home one by one, and usually return pair by pair
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The mother raised her son in the belief in goodness and justice, that is, already in childhood he received mental trauma that was incompatible with life.
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Mother to son: . And note, son, I never said a single bad word about any of your rubbish!
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For me, gold is not what glitters, but what crawls, laughs and turns everything upside down.
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Dad, how do you understand the phrase “brain drain”? - Son, if it’s your example, then it’s snot
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Girl, can I have cottage cheese, toffee, these sweets, and lollipop. - Are you taking it for your son? - Oh, yes, I forgot about my son! Two packs of Marlboros
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And yesterday Katka’s son was born. They came up with a name for the entire dorm. Tomorrow we'll come up with a middle name.
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There is nothing better in life than: A faithful friend, A beloved man, A smart son, A healthy mother =))
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I wake my son up for school - did you do your homework? - No! - Why are you sleeping then!? - The less you know the better you sleep.
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At the buffet table. Wife: “Darling, don’t you think it’s awkward that this is the fifth time you’ve been running around with a plate for food?!” Husband: “Nope, I told you it was for you!”
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Spring has come, my husband has started walking! Every day in bars, in taverns, in restaurants he is looking for me! =)
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When the husband unexpectedly returned from a business trip, this is nothing, but when the director
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Every mother hopes that her daughter will have a happier marriage than herself, but no mother hopes that her son will have a better marriage than his father.
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A 16-year-old boy comes home on January 1st. Mother: - Well, son, how did you celebrate? Son: – As always, we got drunk, then had sex. Mother: - Were there any girls?
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“If we ask deep enough questions, there comes a point when the answers, if they can be given, kill” J. Fowles
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Husband to wife: “Well, mother, you’ve gotten fat!” - Look at yourself, look at the belly you’ve grown! - This is not a belly, but a Hill of Glory! - Yeah, and underneath is the Fallen Warrior?
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Over the weekend, I cooked delicious meals, cleaned the entire apartment, ironed a huge pile of laundry, and in the evenings I made my husband happy. The Internet didn’t work for two days.
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Why does a father love his son more than his father's son? Because the son is his creation. Everyone is favorable to what they themselves have created.
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A caring mother forbids her son to go out with bad company. The baby has not seen his father and brother for 3 years.
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- Son, where is the girl you used to be friends with? - And she left and will not come again, although she loves me! - What about you? - And I’m a fucker, mom, a fucker!
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Yesterday I was standing in the park; a mother and her son, who was about 5 years old, passed by. This mother hit the cars with her bag and they fell, the son said to the whole store, “Come on, break everything here!”
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Mom comes home and sees: her son is sitting in front of the open refrigerator and eating frozen dumplings. - Son, you should at least boil them! Son with fright: - Who's stoned?!
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- Dad, tell me a story - Well, listen, son. Tomorrow I’ll come home early, sober, I’ll buy my mom some flowers, I’ll buy you a bike.
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My drilling and hammering neighbors were absolutely sure that God's punishment would not overtake them until I bought my son an electric guitar.
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Phrases like: “Let’s see how our son is studying” or “now I’ll show you our family album” significantly save both drinks and snacks!
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The schoolboy found a million dollars and turned his find over to the police. The sobbing mother claimed that she was proud of her son.
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A man is lonely, and there is no other; he has neither a son nor a brother; and all his labors have no end, and his eye is not satisfied with wealth
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Krolma + and – really needs a question mark here. Some statuses: not sewing the sleeve to “what”
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Just think, the mascara is running! Superman generally wore underpants over his leggings, and it was okay, everyone loved him anyway.
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I also help my wife with cleaning around the house - when she vacuums, I put my feet up.
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Never, ever ask questions that you are not prepared to get answers to.
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Young man, you promised to bring my daughter home at ten: it’s three o’clock in the morning and the daughter is not mine.
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I went to the store and forgot to turn off ICQ. Be careful, my husband might be sitting here right now. Kitties, don't write yet!
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If a man is ready to do anything for a woman, then this woman is his wife. If a woman is ready to do anything for a man, then this man is her son.
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They were so poor that the father gave his son a sleeping pill instead of dinner.
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"Where have you been?" The husband answers: “At a bar with friends, spent the night with a friend.” The wife calls 10 of her best friends: he spent the night with 6 people, he’s still sleeping with 4
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Look for happiness in life, as well as positive advice. And may your family make you happy, and may your children inspire you.
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A man must feed and protect his family. If this is not enough for a woman, let her turn to a goldfish.
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God has given us gifts, these are our husband, family and children, we love them all our lives alone, wonderful, sweet and dear.
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Neither an interesting job, nor good children, nor a beloved wife can replace you with a good rest from them.
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In order for peace and love to reign in the family, you have to get up first in the morning, well, you know.
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In family life you need to be able to seem to be “oh, what a fool” so as not to remain “oh, what a fool”
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Family life is good because there is always someone else to blame for family troubles.
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My joy is my children, my joy is my husband, the rest of the world’s sparkles fade away next to them!
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It's not about how much time you spend with your children, but how much love and attention you give them during your time together.
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In that family they shut each other up, where, in fact, there is nothing left to talk about.
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To look at yourself from the outside, pay attention to your child’s behavior. And then everything good and bad is immediately obvious!
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You return from work in the evening, and children’s laughter greets you, scattered toys, your husband’s socks greet you from different corners. That’s it, HAPPINESS, when EVERYONE IS AT HOME!
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A union made in heaven comes down to earth, and the main thing here is not to trample it into the dirt.
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Don’t rush to put an end to family relationships. But if you do, remember that any point, if desired, can easily turn into a comma.
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Don't overdo it when protecting your children from life's problems. Children need to gain life experience so that they can survive and succeed.
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Don't take on too much. Thus, you make your loved ones helpless!
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They say that it’s easy to be a good mom when you have a good dad nearby. HA, it’s easy to be a good mom when you have an AWESOME grandma nearby.
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A woman, as the keeper of the hearth, has every right to break the firewood so that the hearth will glow and the man will not be bored)))
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Of all the diversity of life, we, having tossed around a lot, still choose the simplest thing - FAMILY.
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When a child is born in a family, the apartment gradually turns into a toy store!
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Children need to be raised in an atmosphere of parental love, and not in hostile squabbles.
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Live happily, joyfully! Protect the family! Holy bonds! Love each other and children!
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It’s good for one person, but it’s better with a strong young and happy family created in love.
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If it breaks, it means it’s not a family, and if it’s a family, then you still can’t break it.
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Parents, don't hurt your children! Do not use force on children! Don’t scold for pranks and tricks, because children are happiness, given to you by God!
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I love my family madly, mom, dad, brothers, granny, aunt, uncle and sister, I don’t even understand how such a piece of trash like me got such a wonderful family)
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Statuses about two sons - Children bring us so much happiness - we glow, become more cheerful, and there is no greater joy for me, believe me, than pride in our beloved sons!
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My angel, sunshine, son. You are the most important thing for me on the entire planet. Know that you will forever be my baby, and that I love you more than anyone in the world!
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I have two good sons, Two hopes, two living lights, Time beats along the great highway. I have two youths left, Life burns in me unquenchably, I have two eternities - two sons!!
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Two sons, two hopes, two wings, Justification for good and sinful deeds, Two people, my two eagles, Two strings of unanimous sound!
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Reliable blood flows in their veins - After all, life has not deprived us of nobility, Thank you, boys, for the love that has become a worthy rear for me.
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Two pieces of dirt came from the street: They say that they are my children: I’ll go wash them off - they seem similar in voice.
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Fate protect our children. May their road be smooth. And let them not fill the cup of wealth, but give them a lot of health.
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What happiness children bring us. We glow, we become kinder. And there is no greater joy in the world for me than pride in my beloved sons.
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The years fly by too quickly. However, this is not so important. My boys, sons, I’m not afraid of anything with you!
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I am often asked the question which son I love more: the older or the younger. But it’s like asking which leg I love more: the left or the right, less loved leg.
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It's so nice to have children at home! I walked in and tripped over a saucepan, fell, and luckily there was a pillow lying there! There are boots in the bathroom, soap in the kitchen, gingerbread cookies in the bedroom. And most importantly - everything is at hand!
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Let happiness go hand in hand with you, There are no reasons for sorrow, And heaven protects your lives - My boys, Sons of Men.
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There was so much that could have passed by. But here it is happiness - two guys, two sons.
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My boys, sons I remember yesterday. You are big now, and I am No, not old - just older.
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There is happiness in the word - the word “sons”, A gift from above that is insanely sweet, My boys are the joy of being, And two wings from fate as a reward.
Family is a constant work
You need to achieve comfort and happiness in the family. Happy are those people who do this unconsciously. Let's look at quotes from the greats in statuses about children and beloved husband.
- Don't let a habit ruin your life. Honore de Balzac
- When planning a family, remember that love will definitely pass. Grigory Belinsky
- It is advisable to instill in your child all the best qualities that you and your spouse have. Honore de Balzac
- A marriage based on friendship produces, so to speak, improved children. Alexander Herzen
- The less you talk about the details of your family life, the stronger it is. Grigory Belinsky
- The mistake of young wives marrying old husbands is that they are confident. They are confident that their spouse does not understand their true intentions. Carlo Goldini
- A child must observe equality in family life, otherwise he is unlikely to become a healthy member of society. Alexander Herzen
- A child will respect his parents only when they respect their own. Victor Hugo
Statuses about my husband. Statuses about husband and son
My most amazing husband is like a sip of life-giving dew. Like a spring that gives moisture, it fills life with meaning
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I love you ever since we got married. My husband, you are gentle, brave and proud, and our souls are together.
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I so want now to be in the capable hands of my beloved husband, to feel their warmth, affection and strength, to kiss him and tell him how lucky I am to have him.
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Lucky is not the wife who has a good husband, but the husband whom she made so.
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When a married couple has maintained mutual love for many years, it will gradually be replaced by a good habit, and passion will be replaced by friendly support.
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I feel calm behind your back, you are the best and most worthy. You save me from problems, wonderful husband - the envy of everyone!
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I didn’t dare to dream about such a husband. I really need you. There are no limits to happiness. And our children will be very lucky - fate gives them the best dad!
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My husband, given to me by God, is the most tender and desired by my destiny; I don’t just need to be with you.
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It may sound immodest, but I can say that my husband is truly the best man in the world
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I miss you so much, without the warmth of my dear eyes, I will give everything so that you and I do not part for more than an hour.
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The man from my dreams One day became my faithful husband. My best, it’s you I need more than anyone in the world!
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All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Every day I understand that my husband is the best and irreplaceable, that I made the right choice!
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For a happy family life, the character of the spouses is important, and for entertainment, just a pretty appearance is enough.
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You are more than love: You are life, you are passion, you are tenderness, You are a breath of air, You are the inevitability and childhood dreams - everything is YOU.
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Why does he think he has the right to fulfill his marital duty with my brain?
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The wife approaches her husband sitting at the computer: “Let me play.” – Have a conscience, dear, take an example from me. Have I ever taken a rag from you? I asked when do you wash the floors?
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A happy wife means a happy family. An unhappy wife is a murderous torment for the rest of your days.
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I will shout to the whole world that I want to be alone with you. And then I’ll whisper: I need you, Thank you for becoming the best husband!
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I love you, my dear, I wouldn’t trade you for anyone. And I know that You value my destiny, and do not play with it.
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Statuses about wife and husband - A woman cheats on her husband in three cases: if he is bad, if he is good and if he is neither this nor that.
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In normal families, apartments, cars, jewelry are inherited, but in ours - passwords
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I love being a married man. It's so great to find that special woman that you want to piss off and annoy for the rest of your life.
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Always remember the most important rule of a happy marriage: “Good things happen to those husbands who listen carefully to their wives!”
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You are my dear, so beloved, You are a husband, not a boyfriend or a friend. In the hands of your reliable, strong ones, I simply melt as if in heaven.
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The world needs more than one man - the one who once became a beloved husband. My dear, I thank you for your affection, tenderness and love!
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I want to always be with you, smile and cry, laugh and be sad, raise children, cook food for you, love and be loved.
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You are so kind and beautiful, I want to be with you always, I am happy with you, my dear, It was not for nothing that I said to you: “Yes.”
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At the buffet table. Wife: “Darling, don’t you think it’s awkward that this is the fifth time you’ve been running around with a plate for food?!” Husband: “Nope, I told you it was for you!”
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I love you very much, and this is not a secret at all. After all, for me you are the sweetest, there is no relative in the world like you!
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Kiss, caress, scold, forgive for nonsense. I love you, you know, my dear, beloved husband!
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Smart men choose such ugly girls as their wives that no one else will covet them, and they choose such a beauty as their mistress that all other men will envy.
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A husband like you, Just the man of your dreams, Always ready to love And give your affection! Live and breathe in unison. You are my mysterious dream!
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Dear, beloved, desired, gentle, affectionate, caring, courageous All this is one person Thank you for having me!
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I love your lips, I love your hands, I love everything that you have. I love the way you kiss, I love the way you dance, I love the way you love me!
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Statuses about my husband - Not only do I wait for my husband from work every evening as if from the war, but he also demands to set up a field kitchen for him near his computer!
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My darling, I love you! You are my life and happiness! I so want to be with you, both in grief and in bad weather. I can say it a hundred times, dear, and it’s so wonderful.
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The blood is boiling, the heart is beating: I am saturated with love! Dear husband, you are my sun, I am so happy with you!
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Thank you for these lips, Thank you for these hands. Thank you, my beloved, for being in the world.
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The soul is full of you alone, my husband, my friend and my hero. I am behind you, like behind a wall, You will always be with me.
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The thoughts of a noble man are like the blue of the sky and the shine of the sun: it is impossible not to notice them.
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A good husband is never the first to go to bed in the evening or the last to wake up in the morning.
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Statuses about love for your husband - I love you, my husband, I admire you. I want to be with you, you are the best in the world, I know.
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What does a fly stuck in a jar of honey have in common with a married man? They are both delicious and sad, and their wings are clipped.
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It is a great happiness for me to just be next to you. I miss you very much and give you my love!
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In a family conflict, the culprit is no longer the one who explodes, but the one who presses the button.
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A husband rarely changes just because a woman wants him to. For all changes in a man are in the hands of a woman.
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Marital love, which passes through a thousand accidents, is the most beautiful miracle, although the most ordinary.
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My dearest person, You are both my lover and friend. We are connected with you forever, You are my beloved husband!
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I love you with all my soul, the light of your eyes is always with me. I keep your hands warm in spite of all troubles. We live without lies and falsehood. I pray that it continues like this.
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My dearest man, Desired, close and dear, Your love is invaluable, I am happy that you are only mine!
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Statuses about family - Family is the eradication of your bad habits and the acquisition of new common ones.
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I love you more and more, I don’t need another husband. You are becoming dearer to me, And I need you more than life!
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The article describes the signs by which you can determine how ideal your relationship is and how good your father is.
The key to a happy family
There is simply no place for tension and resentment in the life of a happy family. Humor is the key to the best statuses about men and children.
- My husband loves to sleep and play so much that soon I will take him to the garden with my son.
- A stupid woman asks for money for shoes, but a smart woman simply doesn’t tell her how much they actually cost.
- The husband is the mirror of the wife and vice versa. Remember this when one of them complains.
- Irina was so mysterious that she taught the child the multiplication table with hints.
- If a man and woman love each other, they should not compete. They should get married.
- A good wife cooks, washes, and cleans. A good husband hires her a housekeeper. Some kind of vicious circle.
- In the life of a modern woman, it often happens that she gives birth to one child, but for some reason raises two. One is small, and the second is sometimes even older than herself.
- After betrayal, you need to behave with dignity: the main thing is not to leave evidence.
Signs of an ideal couple
Gold is not what glitters, but what crawls, laughs and turns everything upside down 11
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Only at the crib in which your son sleeps do you truly understand what happiness is. 9
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It is very easy to recognize happiness: he has the most tender cheeks, the most beautiful smile, and the most sincere eyes! 10
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It’s inevitable that you’ll get overwhelmed, and you can’t avoid other troubles. But the main thing is the kindred tenderness that the baby gave you. 9
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You are sleeping, my little son, I love you, angel. I’ll quietly come up to the crib and kiss you on the cheek. 9
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Someone is stomping around the apartment, and there is no one more beloved than him in the world. His eyes are like lakes, and he himself is like something out of a fairy tale. 9
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I thought that the person who could command me had not yet been born. And then, I gave birth to him myself. 9
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Happiness is when you wake up and realize that you are not alone, that you have that little person for whom you are ready to do anything, because you are his mother! 10
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For every moment, for every breath, for the fact that God gave me a son, for the pain, for the happiness, for the success, for the fact that I laugh and cry. For what I still love. I thank life for everything! 9
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Happiness for a mother is her son’s smile. The first word and the first step when my son falls asleep in my arms. Happiness cannot be measured in years. Happiness for a woman is simply to be a mother! 9
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I will squeeze your little legs in my hands. And I will press them to my lips and will not give them to anyone! 9
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Two pieces of dirt came from the street, they say they are my children. I'll go wash them up - they have similar voices. 9
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Who lies on the crib, lifts up its legs, quietly sniffles, opens its eyes? I love this boy more than life itself! My good, my dear, affectionate son! 9
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It takes a mother twenty years to make a man out of her son, but a girl can make an idiot out of him in twenty minutes. 10
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My son - my stars above the earth! My son is my happiness forever!
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My son always does what is needed in a difficult situation. He just takes me by the hand and leads me to dance.
Family is God's gift
Real women always strive for a family, even if they are afraid of divorce and lack of money. It is for them that statuses about husband and child were created.
- This is how it happens: the princes you dream of in your youth become alcoholics. And those who chose the gray quiet ones found themselves in the deepest chocolate.
- Only over the years can one understand the phrase “having a child for oneself.”
- As sad as it may sound, true love is not based on passion.
- A child is not only endless worries. This is clear proof that you are not living in vain.
- A good husband is a luxury, but almost anyone can afford a child.
- Over the years, children get old, and your husband is a person who, ideally, should stay with you until the end of your days.
- What a blessing it is to wake up every day at the same time with two beloved men - my husband and son.
- Imagine if someone ever hears that their parents met on VKontakte.
- I am one of those who perceives the grievances of relatives more painfully than those of others. This is both good and bad at the same time.
- It is possible to live without love, but only in two cases. Either it won't last long, or you have no heart at all.
Family life is far from a fairy tale
Probably everyone has heard the phrase that starting a family and having a child is not so difficult. It's much more difficult to do everything else. Beautiful statuses about your husband and children are just for those who adhere to this principle.
- A child is always the cutest. It's good if it's the same with your husband.
- My daughter and husband claim that when I’m angry, I’m not as defenseless as I seem at first glance.
- The fading of beauty cannot be avoided, but you can take care of the absence of loneliness.
- You should not sacrifice anything for the sake of your child: it is important for him that you are happy. Andrian Decourcel
- There are disadvantages to both being married and being single. But where there are fewer of them is up to each person to decide.
- Children are the flowers of life. But before I didn’t notice that plants were so noisy.
- You need to quarrel quickly and to the point. There is no point in delaying, being offended and always holding something back.
- Watching your children make friends is divine. Well, it’s almost impossible.
Good luck to everyone in your personal life!
So what does it mean to have a family?
- My husband is not perfect at all, we have a lot of quarrels. But I won’t allow anyone to throw mud at him in front of me!
- I won’t say that family life is sugar. But I can’t imagine how I would live without each of my bad things.
- I love my family for loud holidays, noisy evenings and constant bustle.
- They say two children is difficult. No, it's not true: it's very difficult.
- Women, appreciate good husbands: they are not so easy to find.
- Having a child is not the most difficult thing; raising a worthy person is much more difficult.
- Yes, at times it’s very difficult for me, but I can’t imagine what it’s like to return to an empty apartment.
- The most important thing in an argument with your husband is to plausibly describe where the money went.
- Watch the words you say in passing: they can hurt a child for life.
Poems - Gratitude
She said, “He’s already asleep!” She pulled the curtains over her son’s crib, awkwardly turned off the overhead light, and, cowering, the robe fell onto the chair.
We didn’t talk about love, She whispered something, burring slightly, the sound “r”, like a grape, rolling behind the white fence of her teeth.
“You know: I gave up on my life a long time ago. And suddenly you’re so taken aback! Man in a skirt. Draft horse. And suddenly - I’m a woman again. Funny?"
It was my duty to be grateful. Seeking protection in a defenseless body, I buried myself.
