A lover's wife is always a fool in front of his mistress. Just like a lover's husband is always a fool in front of his lover.
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My wife is more jealous of the garage than of fishing. My lover's car lives in the garage. As soon as I say that I fucked with her again, the movie starts)))
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I often read in the pearl: unhappy love, everyone is condemned, betrayed, everyone has enemies, lovers and mistresses, BUT some women here are happy after 40.))) Treat it with humor.)))
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A woman would rather be the mistress of a worthy man than the wife of an unworthy one
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With the receipt of a hunting license and the purchase of a gun, the wives' fidelity increases sharply.
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Friendship between a woman and a man is impossible; if a man and a woman are friends, then they are either former lovers or future ones
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Will agree to become a mistress, will agree to be the second. If you don’t agree to be second, don’t get into mistresses!
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Mistresses want to become someone's wives, and wives want to become someone's mistresses. The cycle of women in nature)))
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Short love affairs humiliate both the woman and the man. Even short romances require long hours.
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I HATE men who want to make me their mistress, but are not able to adequately support their wife
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My husband wanted to have a mistress, I dissuaded him - “They say it’s too expensive, we won’t handle it.” I’d rather have a lover; an extra penny in the house won’t hurt :)
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- What is my dream man? At night he should be a lover, at work - a breadwinner, in the evening - a best friend, and always - a Guardian Angel and beloved husband.
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Do you want to be added as a friend? Don’t be shy, maybe you’ll ask to be your lover right away? “Black list” is where I will add you.
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Ninety percent of men, having learned about their wife’s infidelity, will pack their bags and go to their mistress.
Statuses about mistresses
A lover's wife is always a fool in front of his mistress. Just like a lover's husband is always a fool in front of his lover.
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My wife is more jealous of the garage than of fishing. My lover's car lives in the garage. As soon as I say that I fucked with her again, the movie starts)))
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I often read in the pearl: unhappy love, everyone is condemned, betrayed, everyone has enemies, lovers and mistresses, BUT some women here are happy after 40.))) Treat it with humor.)))
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A woman would rather be the mistress of a worthy man than the wife of an unworthy one
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With the receipt of a hunting license and the purchase of a gun, the wives' fidelity increases sharply.
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Friendship between a woman and a man is impossible; if a man and a woman are friends, then they are either former lovers or future ones
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Will agree to become a mistress, will agree to be the second. If you don’t agree to be second, don’t get into mistresses!
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Mistresses want to become someone's wives, and wives want to become someone's mistresses. The cycle of women in nature)))
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- Short love affairs humiliate both the woman and the man. Even short romances require long hours.
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I HATE men who want to make me their mistress, but are not able to adequately support their wife
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My husband wanted to have a mistress, I dissuaded him - “They say it’s too expensive, we won’t handle it.” I’d rather have a lover; an extra penny in the house won’t hurt :)
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What is my dream man? At night he should be a lover, at work - a breadwinner, in the evening - a best friend, and always - a Guardian Angel and beloved husband.
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- Do you want to be added as a friend? Don’t be shy, maybe you’ll ask to be your lover right away? “Black list” is where I will add you.
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Ninety percent of men, having learned about their wife’s infidelity, will pack their bags and go to their mistress.
And now I'm funny
When women were faced with a situation where they had to share their husband with his mistress, but survived all the ups and downs of life with dignity, they can put funny statuses about their husband’s mistresses:
- The husband has many of these, but the wife has only one.
- Poor girls in the eternal status of mistresses - no family, no intelligence, no imagination.
- Mistresses deserve only sympathy - they live like at a train station - no corner, no husband.
- All mistresses are created for love pleasures, and a wife is the foundation of happiness.
- Women, do not take your husbands' mistresses seriously - they are like a toilet, a man went and relieved himself.
- Don’t waste your love on married men - they won’t be with you anyway.
- If the status of a mistress is enough for you, then you are swimming shallowly.
- All mistresses look the same, and have the same build, usually 90x60x90, and the impressions from them are also one-sided - only sex.
- Mistresses are like nesting dolls - folded, unfolded and moved on.
- Never agree to be the mistress of a married man - it sucks you in, and life passes you by.
- You thought that you were the only one like her - a beautiful, young mistress - but her husband had a cart and a cart like that, but before me.
- Every mistress thinks that she is the one and only, and the wife knows that she is just a passenger in a common carriage.
- Wise women feel sorry for their husband's mistresses - after all, they will never become wives, and youth passes quickly...
Statuses about lovers (Page 3)
You're leaving. Every time you leave, you lock the front door with your key. You don't need the sparkle of loving eyes, You are a hunter. I am your spared beast.
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A month passes. And all over again - Meeting, separation and promise. I want to leave, it wasn’t like that, I’m frozen to you like ice.
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Summer will come soon, we need to thaw, and maybe there won’t be a cold in the heart? I will say goodbye to you, my dear, And again I will remain a cold ice floe.
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- Do you think I don't know how to love? Not true! I'm just embarrassed! There is nothing to brag about, what can I say? After all, in appearance I am completely NOTHING!
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I just can’t get used to you, no way! I just can’t do it! And honestly, I didn’t want to tease you, just be patient, I beg you!
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I’ll take it, and one day I’ll get drunk on Mahito, I’ll relax, hugging you. Then you’ll see what I’m good for! Then you will know what I am like!
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Say something, say something! Don't be silent when we meet again! After all, my soul angrily screams: “Run away! You're not ready at all!
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You are not ready to lie and dream, Give yourself up without another word! You can't betray like that! Run away! You’re not ready at all!”
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- Say something! Speak! Don't give my soul a word! If you need it, then take it. The body wants your caresses again.
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Let the soul be silent at least a little bit. And I am also a man of few words! Say something! Speak! I'm ready to listen to you forever!
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And an eternal record plays about some unearthly love. Wrinkles are added to my forehead! And you are still young!
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I'll smash the record player to hell! I'll play a record in the wind! I hate it! I just hate it! I can't do this anymore! Don't want! ALL! GOT IT.
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I didn’t become a prima donna, Life took away this role, Handed me a supporting role, But it’s not my role.
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- One. And the curtain is down. The “admired audience” also left. Only the silence rings and muffles, I again played for failure.
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I am leaving this stage, Where every moment, day after day, In the shadow of the rightful queen, I am assigned the role of a pawn.
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Yes, just like that, and without applause, Everything in words is empty, they are slag! And a mixture of deceitful intonations. Finita, in general. I left.
You're so tired...
Evil wives post statuses about their mistress when they are already fed up with this young, impudent piece of trash who considers herself her husband’s mistress:
- My husband is not interested in women whose beauty is not backed up by brains.
- Well, I relieved myself in your bed, so what now?
- I don’t communicate with underdeveloped individuals, start developing, especially intellectually.
- Want someone else's body? Well, I tried it - say thank you and let’s...
- This man will never be yours - he only takes the bait once - and that’s when he’s drunk.
- You say that I am old - so we are the same age. Get down to the ground.
- I won’t scratch out your eyes - there’s no peephole there, just hangover slits.
- Wake up and sober up - then you’ll understand whose man this is, and that’s unlikely...
- He is shocked by you - how did you get him to even come to your house? Not to his taste at all.
- Poor husband, how much did he have to drink... to end up in the same bed with such a crocodile?
- While you are “usi-pusi”, and then it starts - let’s go to...
- You are far from ideal for my husband, but you are just a flush tank.
- Do you think you've found the love of your life? No - you simply stole someone else's happiness, like a magpie rushing at the first person it comes across that flashes.
Statuses about my husband's mistress
My husband wanted to have a mistress, I dissuaded him - “They say it’s too expensive, we won’t handle it.” I’d rather have a lover; an extra penny in the house won’t hurt :)
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I HATE men who want to make me their mistress, but are not able to adequately support their wife
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Short love affairs humiliate both the woman and the man. Even short romances require long hours.
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Mistresses want to become someone's wives, and wives want to become someone's mistresses. The cycle of women in nature)))
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Will agree to become a mistress, will agree to be the second. If you don’t agree to be second, don’t get into mistresses!
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Friendship between a woman and a man is impossible; if a man and a woman are friends, then they are either former lovers or future ones
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With the receipt of a hunting license and the purchase of a gun, the wives' fidelity increases sharply.
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A woman would rather be the mistress of a worthy man than the wife of an unworthy one
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I often read in the pearl: unhappy love, everyone is condemned, betrayed, everyone has enemies, lovers and mistresses, BUT some women here are happy after 40.))) Treat it with humor.)))
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If a husband leaves his wife for his mistress, there is no guarantee that this will stop him
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My wife is more jealous of the garage than of fishing. My lover's car lives in the garage. As soon as I say that I fucked with her again, the movie starts)))
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A lover's wife is always a fool in front of his mistress. Just like a lover's husband is always a fool in front of his lover.
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There are women for whom it is a sin to cheat. There are women for whom it is a sin not to cheat. And there are women with whom sin cannot be changed.
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"Baby, I love you!" - of course an excellent status! And everyone enjoys the sun, and you don’t get scorched..
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If you really love, then such a woman that you won’t be ashamed to catch your wife’s eye with her.
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The most perceptive of women is a mistress; she always knows: her man is cheating on her. With my wife!
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We don't talk when we meet If we know each other We are no longer able to communicate
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Former lovers cannot be friends. They either remain lovers or become enemies.
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Mistresses and lovers Advertisement: “I am looking for a wife, girlfriend, mistress and mistress. I don’t mind if all four come.”
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Happy is the one who can love his wife as a mistress, and unhappy is the one who allows his mistress to love him as a husband.
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The best mistresses make the worst wives. But the worst wives, alas, are never the best mistresses.
Beautiful and brave crossed the road
When a mistress begins to get tired of her man's inaction, she resorts to various methods in order to somehow declare her existence to her wife. After all, wives are often the last to know everything. Then the brazen beauty can put statuses from her mistress for her wife:
- While you cook borscht, I just love your husband.
- Change your image, or he will go to me forever.
- A husband will never leave a good woman for “meetings” with a beautiful mistress.
- Naive wives, do you still believe that business meetings with partners can take place at 10 p.m.?
- When your husband tells you that he is at a meeting with his partner, know that at this time he is at a meeting with his sex partner.
- I feel sorry for you, and by the way, so does he.
- He lives with you for now, but this is temporary, because he only loves me.
- Why do you evoke so much pity in my man? Are you poor, deaf-blind-mute?
- Finally see the light, your husband is with me!
- Don’t close your eyes to obvious things - he doesn’t love you, he only feels sorry for you and tolerates you.
- Where are the women's eyes? Don't they see that their husband is no longer theirs? Or are they trying not to see?..
- Your old body no longer impresses my stallion.
- Neither cosmetologists nor even surgeons can save you, leave this man to me.
- Dear, look at your passport and look in the mirror more often - your husband should not sacrifice himself.
- You haven’t yet realized that sometimes he is only with you in body, but in soul he is only mine!
- Stop artificially tying my man to yourself - with illnesses, ailments, depression - go see a doctor and let your husband go.
- You are not only a bad woman, but also a lousy mother, since you allow him to be held by manipulating the children.
- How can he live with you for 20 years? Did you bewitch him or drug him?
- Stop pretending that you don’t know or see anything - face the truth - your husband is no longer your man!
- Your husband is cheating on you with me! If you turn on the “grouse” now, I’ll send you photos of our endless love.
- If you heard how your husband speaks about you - you poor, unfortunate thing...
- You shouldn’t artificially tie a man to you, especially since he clearly told you – I don’t love you!
- Where is your pride, madam? They tell you that you are disgusted, and you are trying to save your family?
- I look at you and wonder how such a man could tolerate you for 12 long years?
- Don’t humiliate yourself and don’t beg for love - this is already funny - he’s not yours.
- Don’t blame me for the fact that your husband fell in love with someone else - blame yourself - who have you turned into?
- Are you a loving wife? So let your husband go with love in your soul.
- Vacuuming, ironing, cooking, washing windows and fiddling with children - you can do it alone, let your husband go and get on with things.
- You are generally unworthy of such a man! Where were his eyes when he proposed to you?
- This is my man, your time is up.
- Don't make people laugh - where are you and where am I?
Love lovers
In turn, the interaction of 2 people having fun on the side also has its own characteristics. That’s why statuses appear about lovers’ relationships. They also contain a lot of odds and ends and can be quite fun to read.
- I left my friend. Now I don’t know what to do with my husband.
- I don't take handsome guys as my gentlemen. They believe that they are a valuable prize in themselves. I have a similar prize lying on the couch at home.
- Do not delude yourself that a woman has chosen you as her lover. She will easily find a replacement for you.
- 2 friends don't let me pass. Started the 3rd. Now they have taken us into the ring.
- On social networks, everyone is someone's loving husband and carefully hidden lover.
- Don't take your ex-spouse as a friend. There will be no pleasure or convenience.
- If your life partner is young, then choose a friend even younger. If your spouse is old, then choose a very young man, and a poorer one. Charity is a good deed.
- The husband spent so long on social networks that all his lovers became furious and rummaged through each other’s pages in search of his likes.
- If fate wants to punish you, then it fulfills your wishes. My friend became my husband. And now I need a new guy.
- We are so different and yet we are together.
- The lovers understood that neither of them would give water to the other in old age.
- “Why don’t you like my page?” - “A real man leaves no traces.”
- Dear friend, we have everything in common. Therefore, my lover's lover is your lover.
- 30 minutes with one woman, 30 minutes with another. And then 3 hours of showdowns with both.
- The most important thing when breaking up with a former friend is not to start comparing her with your spouse or with a new contender.
- There's nothing worse than a bored roommate.
- “You know, dear, I only had 2 real men.” - “Who’s 2nd?” - “Yes, you don’t even know the first one.”
- A casual relationship will leave an emptiness in your soul. And then the disgusting feeling of dirt.
- A bad lover is one who does not strive to become a wife.
- A woman who has not become a wife for many years will never become one again.
- A concubine is just a pillow, not a girlfriend.
- Honey is so sweet that it finally turns bitter. Too much flavor kills the taste.
- You can remain friends in a cold marriage. But you can’t be friends in a cold romantic relationship.
- The lovers understood that the one who believes the other first will die.
It should be noted that the status about a lover with a hint is the most favorite topic of many bloggers. Cheating is a part of life and there is no escape from it. Therefore, it is better to turn everything into a joke.
Say your firm word
Those who are susceptible to other people's husbands do not always behave quietly and modestly. It is for such husband’s mistresses that evil statuses with meaning are intended:
- If you piss me off, I'll try to drink a cup of herbal tea. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll pour it on your head.
- I don’t wish you harm at all, you already took it all for yourself along with this goat!
- Convicting your husband of cheating is not the end of everything. Rather, it’s the end of it.
- I would like to take the two of you into the forest and leave you there alone. The only thing that stops me is that it will be boring to come back alone later.
- I sat and thought about what to do with this second-hand item. Thank God, he left for someone else.
- There is nothing better than becoming successful in the eyes of a man who chose someone else over you. She has no incentive to develop.
- I'm not saying at all that I'm better than everyone else. People like you are just no match for me.
With a tight grip
Wives keep their husbands on a short leash. Isn't this a reason to tease them? Offensive statuses about married men!
- If suddenly you know a married man who does not envy a bachelor, then his wife probably forbade him to be envious!
- For every gentleman, there is a lady who will not consider him a gentleman!
- A wedding is a leap into the abyss with your eyes closed...
- Relationships with married people are very invigorating! And at the same time - they do not oblige you to anything!
- I removed my husband from my friends list. Go for a walk, we're ahead today!
- If you want to attract the attention of a married man, then try to borrow money from him... I don’t know about love, but you are definitely guaranteed attention!
- Girls take everything from guys... even their last names!
- You can't make this up on purpose! She slipped... and landed on one knee in front of a man on the street. He helped me get up... and told me that he was married!
- A married man is more of a mark, which means that the man is a success. It’s hard to call such a guy a loser.
- Yesterday I saw myself in the mirror and thought that my husband was lucky to have so many extra pounds of happiness!
- The girl will still find a way to fly... and what she will fly on depends on who marries her.
- A ring on a man’s finger means he is unavailable, while for a woman it means the opportunity to have fun without obligations!
- The worst thing that could happen to me did happen - I fell in love with a married man.
- Married men fall in love very calculatedly... be careful!
- All good men have one common flaw - they are all married!
- I am aware that he is married... but I can’t help it!
- The most important thing in a relationship with a married man is that he doesn’t accidentally get divorced...
- I fell in love with a married man... and everyone judges me. But is this my fault?
- The most understanding woman about cheating is the mistress of a married man!
Phrases for self-respecting ladies
- It is quite difficult to suspect him of treason, but, as always, Instagram of another sheep comes to the rescue.
- A wife gives birth to heirs for her husband, a mistress gives birth to children from someone.
- You shouldn't be proud that they chose you. The need for a public toilet is also quite common.
- Remember that if you are my husband’s mistress, he will always cheat on you with me!
- A husband and wife can remain friends, lovers never.
- Don’t look for a replacement for your husband if he has left for someone else. Be unpredictable!
- Happiness can never be built on deception; if he is gone, I forgive him, let him go forever.
- How to simply destroy your spouse's mistress? Get them married; family life will quickly cool down!
- The benefits of being a good lover only work as long as she is a mistress. A good wife cannot make a good mistress.
- He who swears fidelity to his mistress always lies.
Married but didn't die
Married men are attracted by the opportunity to have fun without obligations... But that’s where their advantages end! Funny statuses about married men.
- All men are the same: they hook up with the beautiful ones, but they marry the smart and healthy ones...
- Married men live longer... tragically longer.
- All men are designed in such a way that in their hearts there is a place only for those whom he did not manage to fuck...
- Guys, look around... there are so many good girls, and you're hanging on to your fatties!
- Usually bachelors dream of a smart, sexy and flexible wife who knows how to cook... Most married men dream of the same thing!
- Guys and donuts... what do they have in common? Wherever you look, there’s an ass everywhere!
- Married men should be like Google - they can finish unspoken sentences for you...
- If a married man says that he will think, then most likely his wife will think!
- There are such prudent people who think first and then don’t jump... they are called bachelors!
- Russian guys don’t burn in marriage, they don’t drown in vodka!
- Married men, of course, live longer... but single men have a much more exciting life!
- The most important rule for spouses is to endure until you start to go wild...
- There is nothing wrong with loving your wife. After all, no one forbids loving strangers!
- For a married man, the most important tool is love!
- You need to have sex in such a way that the man will then run after you with a mattress...
- Why do you need a man? Well, why? To eat what I cook. To stain what I wash. To scatter what I clean up...
- A man who likes his marriage is doomed to be henpecked...
- I told him I was leaving. She packed her things and left. At the entrance I heard a loud bang - I was afraid that he had shot himself. I returned home, and he was opening champagne... bitch.
- The best thing you can do for a man is not to try to change him.
- Married men are needed so that there is someone to achieve the things their wives dream of!
