Quotes about Saturday (300 quotes)

Saturday is a cool day on the calendar

Cool statuses about Saturday are posted very often - after all, on this day the mood is simply great:

Saturday is the people's favorite holiday.
There is no need to wish for happiness and joy on Saturday. Everyone is already very happy without this - there is no need to go to work.
Saturday in our family is always fun and interesting - no one sees anyone all day, everyone sits in their rooms.
Live Saturday to the fullest - sleep well tomorrow.
I wait all week for Saturday evening, and when it comes, I can’t get off the couch.
Saturday is a very unpredictable day, because you don’t know how it will end after meeting with friends.
Build your life around Saturday, then everything will work out.
Only on Saturday everything is fabulous around - the table, champagne, sandwiches with caviar, I would like to enjoy this fabulous interior, but it’s just a movie that I’m watching on the sofa - covered in crumbs from sandwiches with eggplant caviar.
On Saturday night I always start to believe in a miracle, but how could it be different after the 10th tequila?
On Saturday, you should correctly direct your life in the direction that only you need.
Don’t be afraid to create, chibuchi and surprise on Saturday; on Sunday they will tell you everything.
If you perceive Saturday as a new adventure in your life, you will definitely find it to suit all your needs.
On Saturday, the main thing is to meet with friends, the rest will go like clockwork.
Saturday is a family holiday, on which everyone occasionally meets only in the kitchen.
For some reason, on Saturday there is no desire to complain about life, life is a success!
If you have already decided on something, then be sure to do it on Saturday.
Only on Saturday the perception of life changes - it’s not such crap.
The Sabbath allows us to take advantage of the right to be free; some people overdo it.
The fabulous state on Saturday evening ends well for some, but for those who overdo it, it ends differently.
Behave the way you want on Saturday, you don’t even have to comb your hair.
On Saturday, happiness will definitely knock on your door - open the door for it, just look through the peephole.
Let's go somewhere next Saturday, and this one we'll just lie down.
On Saturday, a miracle comes to every home, and this miracle is a man tired from work, who does not want to wash himself, or get dressed, and does not want anything at all.
So we waited for Saturday, before we had time to get out of bed, it was over.
But everything started out so beautifully on Saturday, so why is it a foggy morning on Sunday?
Saturday passes so quickly that you shouldn’t overshadow it with requests, bad thoughts and leaving the apartment.
They swore not to invite friends on Saturday, so they stopped themselves.
Open the doors wider - Saturday is coming to you, and with it your mother-in-law, your wife's friends and all those whom you did not want to see on this day.

Funny statuses about Saturday

Saturday, Such a beautiful evening that you want to get drunk on some light, romantic shit.

SATURDAY... So much in this word... Previously on this day I went to a disco, but now I put a rag in my teeth, a vacuum cleaner in my hands and went dancing around the apartment.

For me, “good morning” on Saturday is when it’s already “good afternoon”

The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.

Let's have a Saturday night again on Monday morning!

It was the kind of Saturday that requires another weekend.

I wonder why on weekdays, I get up for school, and I immediately want to sleep so much, I don’t want to get up at all. And like Saturday or Sunday, I get up at seven o’clock.

I dedicate my Saturday to the sofa.

Saturday morning, afternoon, evening and night are completely different days!

I'm going to be a bitch this weekend and that's why I need a guy with low self-esteem!

What do people do on their days off, people who haven't gotten enough sleep all week? That's right - they get enough sleep. But what are those who got enough sleep doing? But they are hammering the walls with a hammer drill.

You need to live your week so that nothing spoils your Saturday!

My dream is for Saturday to never end!

We noticed that on Saturdays few people write on social networks. It’s immediately obvious that people are doing business and not sitting at work.

Anyone else feel like there should be another day between Saturday and Sunday?

Saturday - woke up, had breakfast, got dark...

– What is coffee especially good with? – Happy Saturday morning!

Good morning is when the clock says 13:00, the calendar says Saturday, and there is an ocean outside the window.

I'd rather be embarrassed on Sunday than bored on Saturday.

On Saturday, our women relax according to the system - ALL INCLUSIVE!!! Included: washing machine, oven, vacuum cleaner, iron…. COMPUTER

Saturday was, first of all, wonderful because it was possible to postpone all matters until Sunday.

I really want Saturday to never end!

Saturday has come... I want to do a mischief, so much so that I will be ashamed at least until Wednesday!

If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success

I work all week and don't do anything on Saturday either.

Let's crawl to work on Saturday

Friday evening is also Saturday.

Man is an animal... especially on Saturday.

Saturday is cleaning day! The basins are attacking.

How to explain to a child that 8 a.m. on Saturday is late at night?

Sign. If you woke up on Saturday morning on the street, it means... You fell asleep there!

On Fridays I come home on Saturday!

The double “b” in the word “Saturday” is a clumsy attempt to somehow lengthen the only day off after which you don’t have to go to work.

Saturday is the hardest day of the week. We need to rest, get some sleep, clean the apartment, and take a walk. And for the whole day you only complete the first point.

My sexual fantasy on Saturday is to sleep in all positions!

Saturday is not a day off for nothing! This is a real holiday - a great and endless day of cleaning!

No work, no worries, because it’s Saturday for us now!.. We relax and go for walks, we don’t bother anyone.

I'm rockin' on Saturday!

By what time someone logged in on Sunday, you can determine who spent Saturday evening and how

At the dacha on Saturdays I am Jewish...

All Saturday evening I thought I forgot to do something. Almost went to bed sober...

Saturday... Morning... Warm bed... Sweet dream... Suddenly hit on the head with the remote control - “Mom, turn on the cartoons!!!”

On Saturdays after twelve I have only two states - insomnia and shamelessness.

Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday

Saturday morning, afternoon, evening and night are completely different days!

If Saturday passed without incident, then it wasn't Saturday.

Why wake up on Saturday morning???!!!

And I know how to sleep longer on Saturday. Just when your child sleepily asks “should we go to kindergarten today?”, answer confidently - YES!!! And then even if you walk on the ceiling, he will sleep soundly and sweetly.

We went to barbecue on Saturday. But there was no money for meat... So they only took vodka.

Over the past couple of months, Saturday has become the meaning of my life...

And tomorrow is Saturday. Tomorrow everyone will finally be happy. Because everyone will get drunk.

Have a nice beautiful Saturday

Beautiful statuses about Saturday are created by those who receive complete inspiration and joy from this non-working day, choose your phrase:

Switch on Saturday only to what truly makes you happy.
Only on Saturday can you feel happy, even lying on the couch all day.
When everything is not so good, everything gets better on Saturday.
Saturday is a piece of heaven in your hellish life.
Saturday is the day when everything starts to go according to your plan.
I wish myself to spend Saturday as my heart desires.
The tables are set, the candles are burning, we are together - it's a good Saturday evening!
Magic is always nearby, this is especially noticeable on magically spent weekends.
Please your loved ones on Saturday with warmth, care, and love.
A person has an ineradicable desire to visit a fairy tale - and fate sends us Saturday every week.
On Saturday I fall into childhood and wait for gifts, but more often than not this does not happen.
Saturdays decorate our lives and make it more interesting, brighter and more soulful!

Happy Saturday Quotes

Saturday is the only day of the week that can truly be considered “my time.” This is a wonderful day because it is free from annoying work and studies. If you love Saturday, stay tuned as we share some of our best Saturday quotes with you!

It is always a special experience to find a phrase that resonates with our soul. Unfortunately, this is a rare case. Most celebrities, historically important figures, and everyday people say that you should work every minute of your life to the best of your ability. There are speeches everywhere, encouraging you to work even on weekends, regardless of whether you are tired - “Work for results, man, come on, and be productive!”

Only towards the end of 2010 did some well-thought-out ideas emerge: no one can work without proper rest. This should be periodic. Even if you are obsessively working, your body will remind you that working so often is crazy as hell. Your body will shut down your energy sources to preserve itself. Your energy will be depleted and you will not be able to perform even the easiest of your activities. To solve this problem, take a little vacation and have a happy Saturday!

To remind you how wonderful Sabbath life can be, we've prepared some great Happy Sabbath quotes! Check them out and have a great weekend!

Happy and Cheerful Saturday Quotes

Need a dose of fun on Saturday? Here! We have tried to satisfy your mood and even improve it with these funny happy Saturday quotes and sayings. Be happy and have a great day!

Growing up, there was nothing like Saturday—unless it was the Saturday before the last week of school and summer vacation. It was, of course, all the Saturdays of your life rolled up into one big shiny ball.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans."
Life is a miserable, gray Saturday, but you have to survive it.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the phone rings and you hope it's not for you.
Saturday for shopping!
I go to the Bed club, where DJ Pillow and MC Blanky play.
Saturday, please stay.
Dear Saturday, I love you.
Your body tells you what it needs, and if you're sleeping past your alarm clock on a Saturday morning, you might need some sleep.
Happy Saturday. Saturday is for adventure, Sunday is for hugs.
Happiness is not about setting an alarm for the next morning. Happy Saturday!
Saturday is the strongest day of the week. This is unshakable, overwhelmingly. Not only is it a day off from school, but the next day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan sale.

Funny Saturday Quotes

Having a good sense of humor is one of the best characteristics a person can have. If you need to improve your sense of humor, check out these funny Saturday quotes!

Fabulous Saturday Night Party Quotes

We're pretty sure you're a party animal just like us (we just hope you can easily separate your work and party time). Brighten up your Saturday with these handpicked quotes to inspire you to party with energy!

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever is thrown at you this week.
Saturday, big shirts, dirty hair, music and coffee.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!
Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It causes you to lean on tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
It's Saturday. The hardest decision you have to make is choosing a bottle or glass.
There are only two types of people. Those who go to the city center on Saturday night and those who don't.
Nothing will be wrong, everything will be right. It's Saturday, so we're going to party all night!
Time to drink champagne and dance on the table. Saturday party time!
Saturday is the perfect day for a wonderful adventure. Let's have fun!
Saturday is here; greet him warmly, giving yourself a wonderful day of relaxation.

Funny Saturday sayings

Everyone loves to laugh; this is the only thing we are absolutely sure of. That's why we decided to give you a huge number of funny Saturday sayings! Get it now!

On the sixth day God created man, this is the result you often get when you come to work on Saturday.
I have always loved the “Weekend Update” people.
There are no days off, everyone is weakened.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
It's Saturday, which means I'll be multitasking rather than multitasking today.
It's not Saturday, it's Saturday!
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
I've learned that Saturday mornings are the perfect opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall asleep, and punch you in the face.

“Have a wonderful Saturday” - sayings for friends

Friends deserve the best wishes we can find in our hearts. If you don't have the talent to say "Have a wonderful Saturday" - we can help you! Take these warm captions and don't waste time thinking about it.

Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never let you down.
Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!
Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday! If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine.
Happy Saturday! When you get up in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for the food and joy of life. If you see no reason to be grateful, the blame lies with you.
I took Saturdays to be the day I fully retreated. I'm doing things more creatively, and I've actually found that when I go back to work, it helps me to be more thoughtful. – Padmasree Warrior
Saturday is a good day to have a good day.
The weekend is like a rainbow. They look great from a distance, but as soon as you get close to them they start to disappear. Happy Saturday!
On this beautiful Saturday, don't forget to give thanks for the little things in life.
Have a simple Saturday. Be yourself in a world that asks you to be just like everyone else, and you've already achieved a lot in a day.
A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to enchant you, a hiding angel so that nothing can harm you. Happy Saturday and weekend!

Cool Lazy Saturday Phrases

After a hard week, we just need to fall on the couch and watch our favorite TV shows. No one will judge you for such a desire, since this is the best possible scenario for the weekend. But you must close all the doors, windows and turn off the phone - so that all these moralists and activists stay away from you and leave you alone with a lazy day.

Spend the day doing nothing: let your mind wander; let nature entertain you; let go of stress
Sleep in this weekend!
Saturday. There's nothing the bed can't fix
It's Saturday. I can smell the weekend here!
Saturday is the day when I sleep after my usual waking hour. A day to savor, savor and celebrate the goodness I have been blessed with.
Enjoy your Saturday. I hope it was worth the wait!
Saturday is spa day. Relax, pamper yourself, enjoy and love yourself too.
On a lazy Saturday morning, as you lie in bed, fall asleep and sleep, a space arises in which fantasy and reality become one.
On Saturdays we wear pajamas.
Let's crawl under a big blanket and watch movies. Let this Saturday be lazy.
This Saturday, remember that you are the master of your destiny and the captain of your soul. You can stay home and do nothing.

Wonderful Motivational Saturday Morning Quotes

We believe that our readers are truly energetic people. For energetic people, are you already planning some good activities for Saturday? Here we have some motivational quotes for you to read on Saturday morning and keep your enthusiasm high for the rest of the day.

Imagine a life in which every day is your Saturday and Sunday. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play day.
Saturdays are for adventure. Sunday is for hugs.
I told myself I would live the rest of my life like it was Saturday.
My Saturday morning mood is a reflection of the past week. That's why I always strive to end my week on a high note of accomplishment, a goal accomplished, or an inspiration.
Sending you good vibes this Saturday morning!
I told myself I would live the rest of my life like it was Saturday.
We need the spirit of resurrection to carry over to Monday and continue into Saturday.
It's not like we spend five days expecting only two. The point is that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine a life in which every day is Saturday and Sunday.
For every girl who's been sitting at home alone on a Saturday night, there's a guy wishing he could spend it with you.
This Saturday, spend the day doing nothing. Let your mind wander; let nature entertain you; let go of stress
Good morning! Today is a beautiful Saturday. Wake up every morning grateful for the wonderful life you have been given.

Amazing Saturday Office Quotes

Working in an office on Saturday is a special torture. Through the windows you can see people having fun while you spend it in the dusty room. The only thing we can wish for is that you stay alive and at least have a good Sunday! Unless you work on Sunday, of course.

The only reason we ask other people how their weekend was is so that we can tell them about our own weekend.
May your burdens cease and your coffee be strong
Do you know what I want to do? Wake up one day off and don’t have to go anywhere or do anything.
My work is like my vacation, so every day is like Saturday.
Sundays are great unless you have to go to work. However, we wish you a great Saturday!
Why should I spend my entire Saturday at the office when I can just relax at home in my pajamas?
I finally made it to Friday, only to find out that I have to work on Saturday!
I used to be a good and happy person, but now I work on Saturday, so come back!
Imagine my reaction when I see all these Friday posts, but I'm the one who works on Saturday!

Good Saturday Morning Quotes with Images

Waking up on Saturday is one of the best parts of the week because you know you'll have the day just for you and your favorite activities. Make the mornings of your dear ones more enjoyable with these good Saturday quotes!

Best Saturday Quotes with Photos

Some unfortunate people even work on Saturday. Send these Saturday work quotes to your work friends and make their lives easier (or just laugh out loud at those losers while sitting in the comfort of your home relaxing).

Truly Inspirational Saturday Quotes

We understand that you can wake up on the wrong side of the bed and become cranky in a second. We can help you get rid of this annoying condition with our little collection of inspirational Saturday quotes!

Is this the kind of Saturday I dreamed of?

Funny statuses about Saturday are posted when something didn’t go according to plan, but it’s fun and you want to share it:

It’s not clear what’s more pleasant – the anticipation of the weekend or Saturday? More like anticipation, because on Saturday not everything is as smooth as we dreamed.
Nothing should have marred the Saturday, but the mother-in-law arrived with gifts.
I am afraid of Saturday, because on this day, without a declaration of war, my wife’s mother always treacherously invades.
I bought a liter of vodka for Saturday, I got 150 grams, my mother-in-law arrived.
We always spend Saturday with friends - after all, they don’t need an entertainment program, just to “sprinkle witchcraft into the crystal darkness of the glass.”
Why are you so worried about this weekend? We bought vodka and a herring tail - and off to work.
I am a single woman, so for me Saturday is always about searching: what to wear, where to go, who to pick up.
Saturday passes exactly according to your inner state - if you are happy - joyful, if you are tired - in the circle of your wife's relatives.
Every Saturday I am faced with inexplicable facts and events - either the trash needs to be taken out, or my mother-in-law is coming, or my father-in-law needs to help rearrange the furniture.
A person is the master of his own destiny, especially on Saturday, so quickly run away from home and be in charge.
Waiting for Saturday is a thankless task; something will still go wrong.
I constantly excuse myself from all my wife’s errands on Saturday, but is it really my fault that on this particular day I feel weak and unwell, what if it’s coronavirus?
With the belief that you are a free person, life is easier - only Saturday confirms this postulate - I do what I want.
I wanted to go to a bar with friends on Saturday, but higher powers in the person of the witch-mother-in-law did not allow me.
To drink or not to drink on Saturday is an individual matter for everyone, but knowing that something in our life is going wrong and drowning these thoughts with vodka is simply necessary.
There is something inexplicable and beyond the control of the human mind about a Saturday afternoon - you plan a shitload of favorite things, and then bam - you have to go to your mother, and to a completely stranger’s mother.
I already have my own signs of fate - if my wife’s friends or, God forbid, her mother don’t come on Saturday, then next week will go well.
I'm always surprised by those people who go shopping on Saturday, why don't you lie on the couch and order everything online?
Girls, never go to nightclubs on Saturday, there are so many maniacs there.
On Saturday, my sister and I left the yard. “I’ll take you to the museum,” my sister told me.” No need!
For me, the word “witch” is actualized precisely on Saturday - not only does the mother-in-law fly in on a broom, but also the wife disappears somewhere in the evening.
If your wife asks you for money to go shopping on Saturday, give it to her - 5 hours of silence are worth it.
Saturday whispers: “change your mind in a positive way, and as soon as possible,” or in other words, “find and drink.”
On Saturdays my “third eye” opens, I begin to see more than an ordinary person sees - over my wife there is a black cloud of discord, over my mother-in-law there are black hedgehogs of grumpiness and anger. Only running to a bar with friends can save you from the evil eye.
“Only on a gray Saturday evening do I want to love so much,” Lenka, pour it.
If you don’t believe in proper rest on Saturday, you’re just unlucky with your family.
Everything should be fine on Saturday, but practice proves that it should, but it doesn’t have to.

Holiday world

By what time someone logged in on Sunday, you can determine who spent Saturday evening and how

On Saturdays after twelve I have only two states - insomnia and shamelessness.

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I say: “Saturday has come, And you, like on a weekday, are strict with me. After all, I don’t have to go to work, I can afford it, at least a little?”

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I’m for mine: “My mouth is damn dry. It’s not right to mock me like that.” The wife is silent, as if she had gone deaf. Well, he just ignores it, it seems.

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Well, I again: “Get into the situation. There is simply no reason for abstinence. This makes me feel dizzy. Am I a man, tell me, or am I not a man?”

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He asked her, asked her, repeatedly, addressed her seriously and playfully. She understood, I was wrong, And she gave herself up And she really wanted beer!

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Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get some sleep, and clean the apartment, and take a walk, and have a drink. And you don't know where to start.

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It’s better to postpone the “drink” until the evening; if you start in the morning, you won’t be able to do anything else during the day!

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And on Saturdays I have an all-inclusive holiday. Washing machine, oven, iron, vacuum cleaner, Odnoklassniki are included.

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I love you, I feel very good with you, let's see each other more often? We can't see each other more than once a week, it's Saturday!

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No work, no worries, because it’s Saturday for us! We relax and go for walks, without bothering anyone.

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This morning I got up, washed, got dressed, got ready, put on my shoes, and then, damn it, I realized that today is Saturday

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If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success!

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By what time someone logged into contact on Sunday, you can determine who spent Saturday evening and how.

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Sunday is like a past love - only memories remain of how good it was for you!

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Come on, Sunday comes every week, but do you fall in love so often?!)

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In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be next to you on Sunday.

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Boss to secretary: Katenka, I’d like some coffee. Pyotr Ivanovich, it’s Sunday, get away from the intercom!

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On Sunday morning I read the outgoing SMS from Saturday evening and blushed.

On Saturday our women have an ALL INCLUSIVE holiday. Washing machine, oven, vacuum cleaner, iron included. COMPUTER )))

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Holy Saturday before Easter Everything froze. And there is silence in the world. And midnight will break up the Sunday Holiday and proclaim that life has come!

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We took a sip of Divine Saturday. They locked themselves away from home and work. Neither the vain lady nor the noise of the streets will touch us, Zyama, until the middle of the day.

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How sweetly we smoked! It was as if we were living in this world for the first time, and it was shining for us... Worries will still come,

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Saturday was, first of all, wonderful because it was possible to postpone all matters until Sunday.

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I love you! I feel very good with you, let's see each other more often? We can't see each other more than once a week! I'm just Saturday

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On Saturdays she loved to do nothing. It was precisely this kind of idleness that created the impression that there was still a whole life ahead in the form of a whole Sunday.

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The shortest prayer: “Remember, Lord, the souls of your departed servants (names). And forgive, Lord, all their sins, voluntary and involuntary. And grant them the kingdom of heaven."

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Saturday. It's evening outside. thoughts are tired of the hustle and bustle: someone is at home, someone is at a meeting, well, someone is in the store, like you

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I’m standing, looking out the window, people are scurrying about, cars are driving, snow is falling, but I still closed my eyes, I see a crane’s wedge

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The first day off is always the happiest! Because it will certainly be followed by a second one, which means you can relax to the fullest!

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Saturday is not a day off for nothing! This is a real holiday, a great and endless cleaning day!

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Maslenitsa is very convenient. On Saturday you can say everything you think and ask for forgiveness on Forgiveness Sunday

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This New Year will begin on the night from Saturday to Sunday. It looks like a double reason

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again the monitor screen again Saturday humble again dreams in the dark thoughts not heard about you

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Today is Saturday, everyone is hanging out with friends, having fun, some are drinking, some are with their loved ones, and damn it, I’ve been sitting stupidly at home for the umpteenth time already, what the hell

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On Sunday morning I read the outgoing SMS from Saturday evening and blushed