Cool statuses about fun and celebration

Cool statuses about fun and celebration

It’s a paradox: if after the holiday there are no photos worth seeing, then you should have seen the holiday!!

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celebrated in such a way that you feel ashamed... for not celebrating this way before)

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There IS such a stage of intoxication when everyone thinks that he dances VERY COOL!!! ...

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are over, well done to those who didn't get drunk!!!

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Little girls, my husband left, the children are with their grandmother... Where I live - you know what and how much to take - in the know! I am waiting!

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I'm funny as hell, smart as hell, drop-dead beautiful and incredibly HUMBLE!

The girls danced, drank, had fun... The boys paid, got angry, cursed...

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If the stars light up, light up with them!

People who know how to have fun don’t have money, and people who have money don’t know how to have fun.

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A holiday without vodka is like a passport without a photo!!!

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When going through life, the main thing is not to break away from life...

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If there is an infection in the world that a person is not afraid of, then this is contagious fun.

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The smile has its own smile)

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If I was drunk and don’t remember something, THAT MEANS IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

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Everyone has fun to the best of their mental abilities.

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As a child, I wanted to become a Firefighter. But fate mixed something up, and now I’m not putting out, I’m LIT!!! ...

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Was it New Year's Eve from the guests? The brother, seeing that several windows in his school were glowing, said: “Evil does not sleep!”

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Advice to the girls!!! Got drunk... eat your SIM card!!!

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about the party is that the guests leave on time. The Americans go home, the Russians go for new supplies of alcohol.

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yesterday ... The guests left quite quickly... And in earnest...

With a flying gait, I went out for vodka

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mood ... by 40°

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has two holidays: New Year and every day!

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I won’t host a party at my house again ! Before my husband arrives, I need to remember: who did I give the fishing rod to?

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From this evening there was everything - beer, chips, grapes, fish, persimmons, nuts, and then mead... I can imagine how scared those who live under the toilet rim will be tomorrow!!!

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Grow your cunning eyes - And let's go have fun: People like masks And they are disgusted by faces.

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Damn , my friend and I were evicted from the hotel yesterday, from our room! And not because we sang loudly, but because... by the fire!!!

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Sleeping under a Christmas tree is not a shame! It’s a shame to fall asleep in a round dance...

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on a T-shirt of cheerfulness and shorts of good luck, I’ll go have fun - good luck greets me!

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No matter how serious life is, you always need someone with whom you can fool around.

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Tell me, what is a glamorous party? - Well, this is when there are many, many people, Everyone’s shirts are wrinkled, their jeans are torn and everything on their heads is in different directions. - I told you, yesterday we were at a glamorous party, and you were sobering up, sobering up...

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Aphorisms and quotes about fun

Cheerfulness means a contented mind, a pure heart and a good character. S. Smiles.

A cheerful person creates a cheerful world for himself, a gloomy person creates a gloomy world for himself. S. Smiles

Cheerful people recover faster and live longer. A. Pare

Cheerful people do more stupid things than sad people, but sad people do more stupid things. E. Kleist

The development of bodily strength and cheerfulness largely depends on fun, lively games. Plato

...Fun does not fill the heart, but only smoothes out wrinkles on the forehead... Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger)

While you can, have fun! Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger)

It's nice to have some fun sometimes. Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger)

Learn to have fun! Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger)

Let's have fun while we're young. Unknown author

There is nothing better for a man under the sun than to eat, drink and be merry: this accompanies him in his labors throughout the days of his life. Old Testament. Ecclesiastes

A cheerful heart is beneficial, like medicine, but a sad spirit dries out the bones. Old Testament. Proverbs of Solomon

Do not indulge in sadness in your soul and do not torment yourself with your suspiciousness; the joy of the heart is a person’s life, and the joy of a husband is longevity; love your soul and comfort your heart and remove sorrow from yourself, for sorrow has killed many, but there is no benefit in it. Old Testament. Sirach

When the heart rejoices, the face blossoms. Basil the Great

Leave the mosque! Prefer feasts! Where are the Gurias of Taraz and Bukhara? Live for them! My god doesn’t like prayers, He created us games for love. Rudaki

Don't make a fool of yourself just to make others laugh. Robert Burton

Anxiety, fear, despondency do not relieve death, but, on the contrary, accelerate it; nevertheless, I believe that excessive gaiety is also unbecoming to people, since they are mortal. Jean de La Bruyère

It is not difficult to be cheerful while in the service of vice. Joseph Addison

One cannot expect good deeds from a person who cannot be cheered up. Samuel Johnson

Show your cheerful face as much as you can! There is nothing more attractive and amiable than a cheerful disposition that comes from an immaculate source, and not from a heart overwhelmed by passions. Adolf von Knigge

He who has joy and cannot have fun is sick, or gives himself over to his thoughts into oppression. Ekaterina II Alekseevna

He who is satisfied with his condition has a joyful life. Ekaterina II Alekseevna

Fun is the sky under which everything blooms except anger. Jean Paul

Of the personal qualities that most directly contribute to our happiness, a cheerful disposition. Arthur Schopenhauer

Only gaiety is the cash coin of happiness; everything else is credit cards. Arthur Schopenhauer

Cheerfulness of a person is an outstanding characteristic of a person. Fedor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky

Do not resort to tickling, wanting to amuse a friend - another will call you ignorant for this. Kozma Prutkov

Let us remain cheerful, remembering that misfortunes that we cannot bear will never befall us. James Russell Lowell

The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up. Mark Twain

There is no more boring activity than imitating fun. Frantisek Kryshka

Inappropriate gaiety darkens consciousness. Georges Bataille

When you have the same problems

What is love there? Just try to find a good friend!
Friendship is good because it breaks up much more difficult than relationships.
Being a friend doesn't mean not saying bad things. Being a friend means saying it objectively.
Can't find friends? Then try to at least make friends with yourself.
The only thing worse than betraying a loved one is cheating on him with his best friend.
If you're spending more and more time with your best friend, it means your relationship is going nowhere.
Three friends is when each type has little secrets.
There are friends. There are comrades. And there are drinking buddies. And all of them are needed.
In friendship, social status, gender and interests are important, because friends should be on equal terms.
In fact, many people live without friends. But do they really live?!
Simple communication over a cup of tea does not bring much emotion. But it is precisely this that can save you at the right time.
If you keep in touch with your childhood friends, you are probably a good person.
Friendship is when you are not looking for topics to talk about. You either actively talk or just remain silent.
Friends appear when you need to talk about your life to someone other than your parents.
Friends are people whom you truly love, but very rarely talk about it. Perhaps never.
It is always worth remembering that only those who have passed the lice test can be called friends.
This is how it happens. There are plenty of friends. But no one knows the main secrets and problems...

Funny positive statuses

When you have money, it’s somehow easier to agree that happiness doesn’t lie in it

Money spoils people, so our people are mostly good.

If you measure money in piles, then I have a hole.

The best method of losing weight is no money, no food and half a month until salary

Lack of money makes the razor generally undull.

Those who consider the lack of money the worst of evils are mistaken: there is a more unbearable evil - the lack of desires.

What should you say when you receive your salary? - Hello, my little one!

Money is evil. But when there is a lot of this evil, I am so good!

Everything is good in moderation. Besides the salary.

She left to do good... I really hope that no one gets hurt...

Before I do anything, I ask myself: “What would my cat do in my place?” As a result, I either eat or go to bed...

I can easily and naturally roll balls to any beauty... in a bowling alley!

The voice is gone... I am the IDEAL woman!

Everything is fine with me... I just sometimes doubt... No, not that it’s good... That I have...

They gave me a car... Now I’m not just a participant in a traffic jam, I’m its organizer...

Don't offer friendship! Just get married! Briefly about yourself: Magical all over!

The phrase: “Get off your phone already!” I hear more often than my name.

I’m a very good cook... I can cook noodles... Brew porridge... Add oil... In general, I’m a clever wizard...

If money doesn’t make you happy, then it’s not yours.

I want to go where there is no work and every day there is a salary...

It would be nice to charge your wallet in the evening. In the morning you get up and check - it’s full!

Money, love and an apartment will still regret that they don’t have me!

The car breaks down and there is no money - these are men's critical days.

The money starts to end, then it starts to start.

Money, you are such traitors! Walking means we go together, but I return home alone!

Money doesn't smell. Money doesn’t smell especially strong when it’s not there.

I'm looking for a salary provider. Please do not disturb employers!..

Boys' best friends are billions!!!

Money comes and goes and goes and goes...

Today I... put on makeup in the morning... And looking in the mirror, I began to cry: Oh, you are a terrible force... BEAUTY!!! And more SCARY than... POWER

- How old are you? - Oh, I'm already old! I still lived in a time when “bitch” was an insult, not a compliment.

No consistency... either I'm hysterical... or in the clouds... Airborne seizure...

All ladies are like ladies, and I am like a horse in a blanket.

The doctor told me not to be nervous... Not at all, that is. At all. Under no circumstances. Now this is the third day and I’m not nervous... I’m not nervous with all my might. It just fucking infuriates me, no matter how nervous I am.

I am not lying!!! I'm just imagining things...

I look in the mirror... it seems like nothing... beautiful... I come closer, take a closer look... oh my... GODDESS

HOW GOOD it is to be alone in the apartment... smearing mascara in the morning, eating mushrooms from a jar with your hands and not keeping your back straight...

My cheerful disposition and unbridled optimism often resemble complete idiocy...

I recently read in a scientific journal that ideal appearance is not photogenic. OH, I THINK I'M TOO PERFECT.

We are all below the poverty line, but on different sides.

It has long been known that money spoils a person. But the lack of money spoils him even more.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

To live, you need to work, and to get rich, you need to come up with something else.

Money can not buy happiness. Everyone knows about it, but no one believes it

Unlucky with money, unlucky in love...

Money spoils a person. Especially when others have them all the time.

Search a woman? Look for money! A woman will find you herself!

Many people are prevented from saving money for a rainy day by the lack of white days.

The frost is crackling outside, White snowflakes are flying. Ears, cheeks, nose are frozen, And only the money, you bastards, is melting!

I cry bitterly at the dacha: there is no money for seeds! I'll plant horseradish in the dacha - better horseradish than no horseradish!!!

Motivational quotes about a cohesive team and success (50 quotes)

Your employees are tired. They look depressed and overworked. They even started doing the work themselves and lost focus on the company's mission. And you are so close to achieving your next goal. You just need motivation, and in the shortest possible time. At the same time, you know that a few words and a slight change in the way your employees think can change the situation. So, the solution: find a good quote. Send the right quote at the right time and it can dramatically change your staff's day. This collection contains the best motivational quotes about a cohesive team and success.

Individual commitment to group effort: this is what makes a team, a company, a society and a civilization work.

Vinze Lombardi

We are all part of a team project. That project where a person takes the lead, causing some participants to realize that their initiative is not welcome, while a select few ride on the backs of others.

Coming together is a beginning. Sticking together is progress. Working together is success. Henry Ford

I used to do what I knew how to do. Now I know more and do better.

Maya Angelou

Working together ignites in people a fury of accomplishment that they can rarely achieve alone.

R. Emerson

None of us are as smart as all of us together

Ken Blanchard

There is only so much one can do alone; together we can do so much.

Teamwork is very important. It allows you to shift the blame onto someone else.

Productivity is not an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning and focused effort.

It takes great people to develop great products and services... That's what it's all about.

Talent wins games, teamwork and intelligence win championships.

Michael Jordan

If everyone moves forward together, success will take care of itself.

The one who imagines that he can do without other people is very mistaken, and the one who imagines that others cannot do without him is even more mistaken.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Only through hard work can you achieve a result that will belong only to you.

People sometimes bite off more than they can chew. But any boss worth his salt will always prefer to deal with people who try to do too much than with those who try to do less.

Iacocca Lee

Teamwork is so important that it is almost impossible to achieve the heights of your abilities or earn the money you want without achieving success as a team.

Brian Tracy

If I see further, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants.

It is easy to gather a herd of sheep, but it is difficult to gather a herd of cats.

Sergey Kapitsa

Success depends entirely on the preparation done. Without it, you will inevitably fail.

The staff of an enterprise is like a football team: the guys must play as a single team, and not a bunch of bright personalities.

Iacocca Lee

In teamwork, silence is not golden, silence is death.

Nobody can whistle a symphony. It takes the whole orchestra to play it.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shooters.

Voltaire

With unity, the smallest grows; with discord, the greatest falls apart.

Sallust

If you can have fun together, you can work together

The long history of humanity (and animals too) has shown that those who learned to cooperate and improvise more effectively won.

Don't work with morons!!! Plus for minus gives minus!

Evgeniy Chichvarkkin

Don't look for someone to blame. Look for a remedy to fix everything.

A candle does not lose anything if another candle is lit from its flame. Keller

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

Lee Iacocca

Uniting together is a beginning, being together is progress, and working together is success.

Would the herd mentality persist in the herd if there were no black sheep?

Leszek Kumor

By not giving free rein to our dreams and imagination, we deprive ourselves of the joy of opportunity. After all, when we dream, we also plan.

A leader is a person who can lead a group of people to places they think they cannot go.

Bob Eaton.

The strength of a team lies in each individual member. The strength of each individual member on the team

Phil Jackson

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships.

There are times when people mistake collective stink for unity of spirit.

Fazil Iskander

There are never signs for where you really should be.

Successful team members don't keep anything to themselves. They are not afraid to air their “dirty laundry.” They accept their mistakes, their weaknesses and doubts without fear of judgment Patrick Lencioni

The best collaboration comes from people working independently, in harmony, towards the same goal.

There is no collective intelligence, but there may be collective madness or stupidity.

Joseph Levin

None of us are smarter than all of us together.

If you want to build a ship, don't encourage people to gather wood, divide labor and give orders, instead first teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Politeness is poison to cooperation.

The staff of an enterprise is like a football team: the guys must play as a single team, and not a bunch of bright personalities

Lee Iacocca

There's nothing better in the world than when someone on a team does something well and everyone gathers around them to pat them on the back

Billy Martin

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

With unity, the smallest grows; with discord, the greatest falls apart.

Sallust

It doesn't matter how brilliant your mind or strategy is - if you play alone, you will always lose to those who play in a team

Reed Hoffman

In fact, change is almost impossible without full cooperation, cooperation and unanimity.