Cool statuses about weekends

The funniest statuses about the weekend

On the weekends I work in real estate. I lie down and don’t move!

I will spend this weekend in noisy company... a vacuum cleaner, a washing machine and a TV...

The weekend was great, there is a lot to remember! …but I can not…

The list of deadly sins somehow looks suspiciously like the list of my weekend plans.

All thoughts are only about him and about him... ABOUT THE WEEKEND!!!

So, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, we pass and pass, do not delay Saturday and Sunday.

All my grand plans for the weekend were covered with a soft blanket.

I have a flexible work schedule. But for some reason the weekend keeps slipping out of him...

It's awesome when the weekend comes. I want to wash, I want to iron, I want to clean, but I’m freaking out... so in general I’ll wash the windows.

Well, how are your affairs going, postponed for the weekend?

Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get some sleep, and clean the apartment, and take a walk, and have a drink. And you don't know where to start.

The day off is coming - they don’t have to go to work with their feet, hands, or heads - they need peace from work!

What am I going to do this weekend? I haven’t been on the couch for a long time, a lot of things have accumulated there...

Another weekend like this and my liver will envy Prometheus’ liver.

My sexual fantasy for the weekend is to sleep in all positions.

The main task on Saturday is not to forget to turn off the alarm clock, so as not to ruin your Sunday!

I need weekends after weekends to rest from weekends...

My fun weekend is spent with you and me. I have very similar interests...

I’m thinking about a cultural and fattening program for next weekend...

Early morning... Nega... Exhaustion... I wake up... Today I'm home... Hello, walls, comfort and peace! Hello, my beloved day off!

We are all in a hurry for miracles...

Many people dream of leisure as early as Monday. However, a person’s life places everything in those unexpected places that it itself has chosen for him. Therefore, funny statuses about the weekend, funny and ironic, are born in large numbers.

There is no sweeter word than "Saturday"

How many things do I have planned for Sunday! I don’t know how I can deal with them. Judge for yourself: the sofa is waiting for me, I can’t wait. I haven't been on Facebook for a week. The newspaper has not yet been read. I don’t even know how I’ll have time to watch TV.
I don’t want to work, but I want to rest. You can do it for the same money.
Everything in life flows, everything in it changes. But the joy of a free day remains the same.
The alarm clock was invented only so that we know for sure that on Saturday we should wake up an hour earlier without its help.
The more fun you have on your weekend, the more embarrassed you will be to go to work on Monday.
You are not judged by the days you are in the office, but by the days you rest.
I don't want to be a weak woman. I want to be a strong and free man. I lay down on the couch and slept soundly all weekend.
“What just flashed before my eyes?!” - “Oh, Saturday and Sunday. They fly here every week.”
Those who work on their free day are not afraid of Monday.
Only our woman gets so tired on the weekends that she needs another day off.
The boss looked with great approval at the red eyes of the new young employee. At a recent interview, she did not deceive him. She admitted that she had found her dream job. I suppose I cried on Saturday and Sunday, I was bored.
New curse: “May your weekend be exactly like my life.”
The emptier the days free from everyday work turned out to be, the better the person rested.
Why do all people constantly dream about Friday coming and no one dreams about Monday coming?
Working on Saturdays and Sundays has its advantages. It is possible to calmly and quickly get to the institution.
Weekend - affectionate wife. Weekdays are an evil mother-in-law.

Where, where have you gone?

If you want to start a new life on Monday, then work until Friday first.
The more fun you have on your weekends, the more your salary should be.
Many alcoholics started out as workaholics.
Don’t put off until Saturday and Sunday what it’s better not to do at all.
Why, if at work a person constantly sits on social networks, does he idle? And if he climbs into them on Sunday, does he have a busy weekend?
Don't choose a profession you don't like and then you won't look forward to Fridays or fear Mondays.
The first day of work is very similar to how a person, out of despair, throws his head into a dark pool.
Weekends exist only for people to meet the dawn that they wake up on weekdays.
The longer the working week at an enterprise, the less enthusiasm employees have at the end of it.
On Monday, people come to the office depressed. On Friday it is already recommended to carry them home from there on a stretcher.
Why should you devote time to work, but only 1 hour to rest? Urgent reform of the labor code is required.
I ask my friend: “Well, how were Saturday and Sunday?” After a long pause, a heavy voice asks me again in horror: “What, have you already passed?!”
Monday is the payback for the fun of free days.
Everyone complains: washing, cleaning, ironing. Look at me, I'm not doing anything. I'm lucky: I work without rest.
Why is a woman not entitled to 1 additional day off for her work shift at home?
Let me out immediately! It’s written on the calendar: day off. How is Sunday working?! Where is the logic here?
On Saturday the brain turns off. But why is it so difficult to turn it on on Monday?
Stop, just a moment! You are wonderful

Most often, people rejoice at the opportunity to relax and be with their family. Therefore, every status about a good weekend pleases the soul and lifts the mood. By reading them, a person gets an idea of how his fellow citizens live.

On Saturday and Sunday, the wife allowed friends to bring Gregory home later than usual.
Happy people don't spend their weekends on social networks.
On his free day, Sergei lay on the sofa, not breathing. He was afraid that he would blow away the extra hour of rest.
Saturday and Sunday will not go the way we decide. They will become joy when we decide to make them rich.
Is it a coincidence that the words “Weekend” and “Exit” have the same root?
I thought for a long time about how to spend Saturday. I decided that I would do the most important thing: lie on the couch.
Sunday starts on Friday.
Why during the work week does hard day drag on after hard day, and the weekend flies by in an instant?
Choose a profession that pays enough to spend your leisure time.
Why aren't they given time off after the weekend?
The worst thing is to get up early, drop everything and come to the office. And then find out that I got confused and today is a free day.
Stop Sunday! It decided to escape!
The family didn't turn on the heater over the weekend. Cheerful faces pleased the soul.
Mikhail loved to quarrel, but his wife’s threat to leave him without sweet or semi-sweet food forced him to control himself.
It’s not scary when a free day falls on weekdays. It’s scary when you have to get up early and take your child to kindergarten.
Day off, my love!
Elena alternated between types of active recreation on Saturday and Sunday. After doing laundry, she always relaxed by cleaning, and then made a dash to the kitchen.
When you enter on a day off, immediately look where there is an emergency exit.
Tell me how you spent your Saturday or Sunday and I will tell you who you are.
If you have little free time, then you are unlikely to meet your true love.
Law of relativity. 5 working days are not equal to 2 days of rest.
If a person waits for Friday, is he Robinson?
Why aren't there 7 Sundays in a week? Or, at worst, at least 7 Saturdays?
It’s strange that there are 5 working days, but only 2 free days. Why aren’t they divided approximately equally?

About Friday and weekends

From the very morning I lived with a great Friday mood, but no! They spoiled it... they told me that today is Thursday!

How sweet the word “Friday” sounds, almost as sweet as “day off”.

How you start on Friday is how you will spend the weekend.

Pyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! - the ass screamed and dragged me in an unknown direction...

On Friday, most often you want to drink. On Monday I most often want Friday.

No, after all, the real day off is Friday evening!

Friday is the best day of the week, especially its evening, since the weekend has not yet begun, and work has already ended.

“- How long will you be busy this Friday? “This Friday I’m busy until Monday!”

If something incomprehensible happens inside you on Friday evening, don’t pay attention - it’s just your conscience in your soul fighting with temptation.

Have a nice beautiful Saturday

Beautiful statuses about Saturday are created by those who receive complete inspiration and joy from this non-working day, choose your phrase:

Switch on Saturday only to what truly makes you happy.
Only on Saturday can you feel happy, even lying on the couch all day.
When everything is not so good, everything gets better on Saturday.
Saturday is a piece of heaven in your hellish life.
Saturday is the day when everything starts to go according to your plan.
I wish myself to spend Saturday as my heart desires.
The tables are set, the candles are burning, we are together - it's a good Saturday evening!
Magic is always nearby, this is especially noticeable on magically spent weekends.
Please your loved ones on Saturday with warmth, care, and love.
A person has an ineradicable desire to visit a fairy tale - and fate sends us Saturday every week.
On Saturday I fall into childhood and wait for gifts, but more often than not this does not happen.
Saturdays decorate our lives and make it more interesting, brighter and more soulful!

About a weekend with friends

Like friends, like weekends.

Going out for a beer with friends on a Friday night will make the weekend seem longer.

Good friends, good coffee and... Friday can cheer you up)

We decided to go to your dacha next weekend. Will you come with us?

I like to spend weekends with my friends. In the company of a sofa, pillow and TV.

Mom, today is the weekend. Can my friends bring me later than usual?

On weekends after 12 o'clock at night, I temporarily have two or three more friends.

Saturday – no hunting

Short statuses about Saturday are posted when you want to succinctly define this wonderful day off. They can be humorous and even with an ironic grin:

Saturday – short freedom.
There is no happiness without Saturdays.
Saturday is the dearest, golden, dear.
My soul sings, calling somewhere into the distance.
Saturday is a time to dream and do nothing.
How you spend Saturday will not make the whole week go well.
May Saturday give you everything in full - you deserve it.
What kind of Saturday is this? It flies by - you can't catch it.
Appreciate every Saturday moment - it will not be repeated.
The longer we live, the shorter the Saturdays.
All Saturdays are filled with pleasant events.
There is no bad weather on Saturday.
Saturday is your good friend, you don’t need anyone else.
If you didn’t get enough sleep on Saturday, sleep at work.
Saturday – when you don’t feel like getting up in the morning.
To get up or not to get up? That's the question on Saturday morning.
Saturday was given to us for our good, so don’t waste it!

Do long weekends help improve performance?

In general, psychologists agree that long rest has a positive effect on performance, but it is necessary to alternate types of activities so as not to get even more tired during these days.
Anna Shcherbiy-Shendogan, psychologist-educator and practicing consultant of the “Positive Psychology” method: No matter how trivial it may sound, long rest is a necessary condition for maintaining performance at an optimal level. It is important to change your environment and activity from time to time to take your mind off current tasks and gain energy for new goals and projects. The best thing to do would be to turn off your phone and not open your laptop until the weekend is over.

Andrey Minchenkov,

psychologist: It all depends on how a person uses these days of rest. If it’s a change of activity, a break from the computer and social networks, walks, a spa, active recreation - then everything is beneficial. In other cases, you may soon become even more tired.

Elena Blagova,

psychologist, director of SPC Lyubov: I think that long weekends help improve productivity, because it is an opportunity to relax, gather strength, communicate with your loved ones, go out into nature, and get in touch with traditional rituals. And all this is a resource for people. This is what unites a family. But even if a person does not do all of the above, he can read a book, study a subject, play sports, or chat with friends. And this also provides an opportunity for rest and resource.

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