“Scary” statuses. Sad statuses about life, gloomy sad statuses about life

Any evil is due to lack of love

Statistics confirm that any piece of poop is sure to pretend to be Raffaello's candy.
Some people just want to... brew a herbal infusion with herbs. And some people just want to be beaten with these herbs.
If they try to trample you, think about whether you should be offended. Maybe a person has no more ways to rise at all.
It is so difficult for a person to simply do something for another. But if you intimidate with karma, then it’s easy.
Silence is gold. But how expensive it is...
People who promised to write and sit peacefully online go to hell out of turn.
I never hold evil in my soul: I just give it to someone else.
You can get up on the wrong foot, or you can be born. Do you catch the difference?!
Don't use foul language if you don't know how to do it beautifully.

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But very often among them there are very, very strange ones. What the people who post them think about remains a mystery to many!!

Although for the vast majority, statuses are still an opportunity to express themselves. Read the strangest statuses and think, laugh, choose!

All statuses are selected from real and live accounts on social networks.

1. You think that I am strange because I am not like YOU. Ah, I think that you are strange, because everyone is so the same...

2. Actually, I’m not Alice in Wonderland, but my world is also a little that...

3. “It’s worth it.” (this is a fairly popular and short status for some guys on VKontakte).

4. I lost my “roof”, please don’t disturb the finder.

5. I sit and work. It’s strange and interesting, but why does a 5-kopeck coin fit into the left nostril, but not into the right?!!

6. This is so strange... because before I couldn’t live a day without your smile.

7. You are happiness... Although a little strange and incomprehensible... leading to nervous breakdowns and a nightmarish fear of losing you...

8. Well, how can you stop drinking in a country where even milk is more expensive than beer?

9. I am a very strange girl: I hate lies, but I lie in the name of good, I hate alcohol, but I get drunk with my friends, and I also hate various idiots... but for some reason they are the ones I fall in love with... You are not one of them?

10. A man's tie does not always mean that the man is elegant. It can also be a signpost where you need to go!

The strangest statuses -

11. One looks into a puddle and sees dark water, and the other, stars reflected in it!

12. Well, that's why guys are so strange? Either he won’t even write a line on VKontakte, then suddenly he had an urge for my phone number))).

13. Remember, if your loved one is cheating on you, then there is no need to make trouble with your wife!

14. They say don’t sit on the corner, otherwise you won’t get married, make sure your legs don’t get dry, otherwise you won’t get married... You might think, who are we kidding??? Who needs this @banatka???))))).

15. If your mother said: “clean up the room, otherwise the boys will come to visit, see the mess and won’t want to marry you!” Conclude: “mom allowed you to bring boys home!!!”

16. Don’t put in so much effort, all the best things happen unexpectedly.

17. Oh, your friends too, when you are walking with them and your mother calls you, they shout: “come on, let’s pour it quickly” or “give me a cigarette”?

18. Strange country. You can get married at 16, and watch movies with sex scenes at 18.

19. Someone is added to the heart, but damn me anywhere, to ICQ, VKontakte, to a mobile phone!!!

20. I love you on the floor (a popular status among girls on VKontakte - probably the answer to status 3).

Collection name: Scary statuses for VKontakte. A sweet dream long ago descended from the roof, he sat down on the bed next to him, and in the middle of the night he sang a lullaby very, very quietly, tenderly.

What happened will not happen again. Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin

I’ll kiss your lips, kiss your eyes... Remember, dear and dear, I’m with you, like in a fairy tale.

It is always easier to act fairly in good fortune than in bad luck.

Everyone complains about their memory, but no one complains about their mind. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Through the achievement of great goals, a person discovers in himself a great character, which makes him a beacon for others. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

May the beautiful bird of luck circle above your head today, may it drive away all problems from you with every flap of its wings!

Records are there to be broken. Michael Phelps

Everyone has shivers, spiers, and spiers, but I have some kind of solid plaque-fly!

There are three categories of egoists: egoists who live and let others live; egoists who live themselves and do not let others live; finally, egoists who do not live themselves and do not give to others. Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev

Having won without risk, you triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille

It is much easier to grieve for someone you love than to live with someone you hate. Jean La Bruyère

States are acquired either by one's own or by someone else's weapons, or by the grace of fate, or by valor. Niccolo Machiavelli

Do the deed, or don't do it at all. There is no room for trying. Master Yoda, Star Wars.

Dear sunshine, my boy! This dark night you sleep without me! I wish you the best dreams! It’s not in vain that you give me your love!

Good night, pleasant dreams, free yourself from the worries of shackles, plunge into deep bliss, wake up in a good mood!

The battle was won not by the one who gave good advice, but by the one who took responsibility for its implementation and ordered it to be carried out. Napoleon I Bonaparte

You will taste less joy and less sorrow. Mark Valery Martial

Life is arranged so devilishly skillfully that without knowing how to hate, it is impossible to sincerely love.

Courage is when you know in advance that you have lost, and yet you get down to business and, despite everything in the world, go to the end. You win very rarely, but sometimes you do win. Harper Lee "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Let the morning invigorate you with gentle sunlight, let early flowers delight you with their delicate aroma!

I remember the taste of your lips, I remember the warmth of your hands! I love only you.

Look at the root! Kozma Prutkov

Everyone has their own day. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Friends are known most and best not when you are in trouble, but when you are happy. Afonchenko.

To bear something in the heart that another could not bear is the experience of a strong soul, but to do that good which another could not do is a commendable deed. Alexander Vasilievich Suvorov

Do you think you'll be my boyfriend? Naive... A husband at least!

If wisdom were given by nature with the obligatory condition of keeping it to yourself and not sharing it with anyone, I would not refuse it. Lucius Annaeus Seneca (the Younger)

He kept trying to find the country of Happiness. A country full of good, simple people. A country where they could brew normal coffee.

At birth a person is tender and weak, at death he is hard and strong. All things and plants are tender and weak at birth, but hard and strong at death. The hard and strong is what perishes. The tender and the weak are what begin to live. The strong and powerful do not have the advantage that the tender and weak have.

If you want to avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing. Elbert Hubbard

Every lover is a soldier, and Cupid has his own army. Ovid

Happiness is when reality is better than a dream.

Lovers dream of reality, and reality becomes a dream for them. Wilhelm Schwöbel

Love is pain. He who does not hurt (about another) does not love (another). Vasily Vasilievich Rozanov

Sometimes it seems that life is difficult, but remember one thing: after every, even the darkest night, a day comes.

Female cunning is when, advising a girl to overcome depression, her friends suggest that she have several lovers at once, knowing full well that with her figure she can only get drunk with them.

Good night. May a lot of amazing ideas come to you in your dreams. Let this dream give an answer to any question.

The main thing for a woman is to be pleasant and soft, calm and balanced. And then her treatment and kindness will pacify. Murasaki Shikibu

Just as poetic imagination has human logic, poetic inspiration has poetic logic... and if imagination is a discovery, then inspiration is an unknown and ineffable gift. Federico Garcia Lorca

Yesterday I had a blast with my friend Today I can’t remember where

Even the broadest soul, my brothers, what pitiful lands this is! Friedrich Nietzsche

There is Winter in my soul! Because it suddenly became completely clear to me that I miss you terribly!

Take care of your relationships so that you don’t have to take care of your memories later.

Good morning, my little bunny. Smack, smack. On this beautiful new day I wish you, only myself!

I have heard so many times about people who die of love, but in my entire life I have never seen any of them actually die. M. Valois.

I'm not sleeping, I'm just blinking slowly.

Love and doubt will never get along with each other. Gibran

I want to hug you madly and kiss you tenderly! How hard it is when you are not around, how I miss your warmth and affection!

Nobody wants to be related to a beggar. Publius Terence Arf

When we surround ourselves with good people and good thoughts, life begins to change for the better.

It’s wonderfully established in nature after all. Any man who is not at all attractive in appearance inevitably becomes the chosen one of some woman. Agatha Christie

I don’t want to, but I miss you... I don’t want to, but I forgive you anyway...

Scary statuses for VKontakte - Smile at the dawn, birds, flowers and foliage, give greetings to people, joy will return to you!

Great undertakings don’t even need to be thought through. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Life is full of regrets, but they are not worth your time. Zinedine Zidane.

It doesn't matter if you were born in a duck's nest if you were hatched from a swan's egg! Hans Christian Andersen

Know how to laugh if you’re sad, know how to be sad if it’s funny, know how to seem indifferent when your heart is completely different.

#1002. People, as a rule, do not realize that at any moment they can throw anything out of their lives. Anytime. Instantly. (K. Castaneda)

#1003. Our ideas about how things should be prevent us from enjoying the way things are.

#1004. Information is not knowledge. The only source of knowledge is experience. (Albert Einstein)

#1005. The most difficult step is the step that separates us from the usual.

#1006. You can easily close your eyes to things you don't want to see. But you can never close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

#1007. The one who looks for weakness in people is not good. And not the one who seeks beauty. Only the one who gives people joy, radiating simplicity, is good.

#1008. Do what you like. And do it more often. Quit if you don't like your job. If you don't have enough time, watch less TV. Don't look for the love of your life, you will find it as soon as you start doing what you love. Stop analyzing so much, life is much simpler.

#1009. If you want to get to know a person, don’t listen to what others say about him, better listen to what he says about others.

#1010. One breaks his plans in order to be free for you at any moment. And the other simply lives his life and fits you into his free moments.

#1011. It is a great success in life to find such a person who is pleasant to watch, interesting to listen to, enthusiastically talk, not burdensome to remain silent, laugh sincerely, remember enthusiastically and look forward to the next meeting.

#1012. The most beautiful thing is to look into the eyes of a person who is smiling. Everyone's eyes “smile” in their own way. But it is smiling eyes that are the most beautiful.

#1013. Age is just a number; it does not determine a person’s intelligence or his outlook on life. Everything depends not on the years lived, but on the circumstances experienced in life.

#1014. On average, a child smiles 400 times a day, an adult - 17. Now smile to ruin the statistics)

#1015. Nervously thinking about the future, people forget about the present, so they live neither in the present nor for the sake of the future. They live as if they will never die, and when they die, they realize that they never lived. (Confucius)

#1016. Be silent until you are able to say something that is more useful than your silence. (Archimedes)

#1017. If you feel like you're giving up, remember what you were holding on for before. (Jared Leto)

#1018. We know a person not by what he knows, but by what he rejoices in. (A. Bergson)

#1019. If you have a problem, try to solve it. If you can't solve it, then don't make a problem out of it. (Buddha)

#1020. Control your mood, for if it does not obey, it commands... (Horace)

#1021. Never regret your mistakes, because without making them, you will never know how to do it right.

#1022. If you meet on the way a gray-haired old man with the look of a child, listen to him, for he has learned wisdom.

#1023. Everything will not be the way we decide. Everything will happen when we decide.

#1024. “Courage is resistance to fear and control of fear, not the absence of fear” (Mark Twain)

#1025. It is impossible to help someone who does not want to change their life. (Hippocrates)

#1026. Appreciate what you have. Now. Near. And never think: “maybe.” It may not be.

#1027. Today I am in a very “good” mood. Just the day before yesterday I thought that it was impossible to live worse. Yesterday I became convinced that it could be even worse - which means the day before yesterday was not so bad. (Vladimir Mayakovsky)

#1028. If everyone helps their neighbor, no one will be left without help. (Bruce Lee)

#1029. The right words at the right time can change your life.

#1030. There is no point in looking for a place where you will feel good. It makes sense to learn how to create this “good” anywhere.

#1031. Beauty is an internal property. As soon as beauty appears, it begins to flow from your body, from your mind - from everything that you are made of. If your inner beauty is with you, everything is beautiful. (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh)

#1032. In this life we get those relationships with people that we ourselves create. With those people whom we ourselves choose.

#1033. There are no bad people. There are people for whom we lack spiritual strength.

#1034. You just need to be yourself. Someday, someone will definitely need us as we are.

#1035. Failure does not mean that God has abandoned you. This means that God has a better way for you.

#1036. One of the laws of life says that as soon as one door closes, another opens. But the trouble is that we look at the locked door and do not pay attention to the open one.

#1037. Like attracts like. There are no random people in our lives. We attract not the people we want to attract, but those who are similar to us.

#1038. As you love life, so you live in it... You have what you believe in.

#1039. Be kind whenever possible. And this is always possible. (Dalai Lama)

#1040. What happens today is the result of your thoughts yesterday.

#1041. As time passes after breaking up with a person, moments come when you miss him. It is his signature word, it is his smile, it is his timbre of voice, manners and style, way of life or his thoughts...

#1043. The one who lies does not realize the difficulty of his task, for he will have to lie many more times in order to hide the first lie.

#1044. There are two types of lonely life. When no one needs you and when no one needs you.

#1045. The right time may never come at all. If you really want to do something, forget about time and just do it.

#1046. You never know what will come tomorrow - the next morning or the next life... (Tibetan wisdom)

#1047. Life flies by instantly... And we live as if we were writing a draft... Not understanding in the scandalous bustle that our life is just a moment.

#1048. Everyone can see what you look like on the outside, but there are very few who know what's in your soul.

#1049. Never give up! Our big flaw is that we give up too quickly. The surest path to success is to always try one more time. (Thomas Edison)

#1050. Sometimes, we don't have enough words to say how we feel. Sometimes we don’t have the strength to admit that we love. Sometimes, we cannot lower our pride and say: “Wait, I need you, stay!” And sometimes we don’t even understand how dear a person is to us...

#1051. A plucked flower must be given as a gift, a poem that has been started must be completed, and the woman you love must be happy, otherwise you shouldn’t have taken on something you can’t do.

#1052. All people bring happiness. Some by their presence, others by their absence.

#1053. If you are still not in a fairy tale, then the wrong wizard is with you.

#1054. It would be much easier if people looked the same on the outside as their soul looks.

#1055. A person should never be ashamed to admit his mistakes, because by admitting to them, he admits that today he is wiser than he was yesterday.

#1056. I love animals for their natural purity and sincerity. They don't judge you, they don't reason, they just want to be your friends, or at least they don't hide their intentions. (Michael Jackson)

#1057. Life is short. There is no time to leave important words unsaid. (Paulo Coelho)

#1058. If you want to be smart, learn to ask intelligently, listen carefully, answer calmly and stop talking when there is nothing more to say.

#1059. Remember that Life is like riding a bicycle: if it’s hard for you, it means you’re going up.

#1060. We are always waiting for someone to take the first step. And this is one of the reasons why people rarely experience love. They wait for someone else to love them first.

#1061. How to distinguish a strong person from a weak one? If a strong person is dissatisfied with life, then he makes claims against himself, and if a weak person, then against people.

#1062. We talk too much, love too rarely and hate too often. (George Carlin)

#1063. Every minute that passes is another chance to change everything. Life must be lived now, it cannot be postponed endlessly.

#1064. Silence and a smile are two powerful weapons. A smile is a way to solve many problems, while silence helps to avoid them.

#1065. There are three mistakes in human communication: the first is the desire to speak before you need to; the second is shyness, not speaking when necessary; the third is to speak without watching your listener. (Confucius)

#1066. We are offended, quarrel and angry only at those whom we are so afraid of losing.

#1067. Anyone can criticize others and make them feel undesirable. But to cheer up a person, to lift his spirits - this requires special talent and effort.

#1068. Learn to appreciate people exactly when they are with you, next to you. But not when you begin to feel this line, crossing which you can lose them, perhaps forever...

#1069. Loyalty is such a rarity and such a value. It is not an innate feeling: to be faithful. This is the solution.

#1070. It's so easy to be kind. You just need to imagine yourself in the place of another person before you start judging him. (Marlene Dietrich)

#1071. Often, thanks to our doubts, we lose what we could have gained if we were not afraid.

#1072. It's never too late to write: "Hi, I miss you"

#1073. Most people are much stronger than they think, they just forget to believe it sometimes.

#1074. I'm not offended, I'm drawing conclusions. I have no enemies, they have me. I have my own opinion, which I will not give up. Mania has principles that I adhere to. I don't smile at people I don't like. I don't communicate with people who aren't interesting to me.

#1075. We eat food that other people grow. We wear clothes that other people have made. We speak languages that were invented by other people. I think the time has come for us to become useful to humanity. (Steve Jobs)

Loneliness in itself is not scary. It's scary when lonely thoughts tear you into thousands of small pieces...

It’s scary not to fall in love, it’s scary to not fall in love again...

If a fly swims in your soup, it’s not a big deal! It's scary if she drowned...

It's not scary to lose your goal in life, it's scary to lose your aim!

You know, I'm scared. I take everything that happens so calmly: I grin, get distracted, forget myself... Everything accumulates. And I'm afraid that one day I won't be able to stand it and throw a chair at someone.

It’s not scary how long Dom-2 will go on, it’s scary how long it will be repeated!

Take off your clothes, but I’m almost not afraid!

I’m kind of scared, I’ll go put on my socks.

She felt a wave of tears rush to her eyes, her knees began to tremble, she felt incredibly lonely, scary, cold inside...

Terribly beautiful, insanely smart, temporarily single. In general, I talk a little, I cook deliciously, my head doesn’t hurt...

It’s scary to realize that here he is a person, in your city, in your life... but he will never be closer than on the other side of the monitor... never again

It’s scary to think what thoughts are in the minds of polite-looking consultants at that moment when, after an hour of trying on and selecting clothes for me, I refuse to buy anything :)

And I get scared when I’m walking with my best friend and I start frantically thinking about what to say... At such moments, you’re afraid that you’re moving away...

After Lady Gaga donated some of her clothes to charity, it became scary to go out on the streets of New York)

My brother put a sticker on the mirror: “Yes, this is your reflection! Scary?!”... She makes me so happy in the morning... You should know XD

Love is the experience of death and resurrection. To be born again, you need to die, and dying is scary.

It's so scary to be disappointed in the people you prayed for.

Life must be lived in such a way that the pathologist becomes scared

In this city it’s already scary to meet someone - everyone knows each other, everyone has met.

Why am I with you? You're probably not mine. And I'm not afraid of losing you.

Do you remember your first kiss?...Were you scared too?...

- It's dark. Scary. Very cold. - Fool, close the window and turn on the light!

He said that I was his life. And I became scared. What if I don’t live up to his hopes...

What you? - I'm scared. - Why? - I'm afraid that I will never be so happy again...

It's scary when a person has changed, but you continue to love him. The same old one.

My emotions are now comparable to the heat - I have air conditioning and I’m not afraid!

Nastya fell and broke her chin, but it’s not scary, because she has a second one: D

After your indifference, I’m just really scared to fall in love...

Bravery is when only you know that you are afraid.

– Isn’t it scary to fly? - No flying. It's scary to fall.