.. Who is she to sleep? And why do I want her?
No, I'm not a hacker, I just didn't sleep well...
What if I'm asleep now and have to go to a lecture?
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The more I sleep, the less harm I do!
I slept for 12 hours and didn't get much sleep. Hmm... I'm so insatiable in bed.
Life and dreams are pages of the same book.
Nothing relieves sleepiness better than a cup of strong, sweet, hot coffee splashed on your stomach!
Dreams are a grand series of the subconscious.
No, I don’t sleep, I save my eyesight if, what
Life is not fair. One of the injustices is that morning comes and I am still sleeping.
So I got up, but didn’t wake up.
Sleep is the best form of relaxation.
While you are sleeping, I miss you baby... I’ll be home soon.. you wait for me... but for now I see the dawn waking up...
Believing in dreams, you fall asleep with hope...
z… z… z… za.. za.. zarplata snitsa
When you fall asleep, think about pleasant things. You will wake up in a good mood.
Drops fall on the glass, And only one thing happened, That at the end of September I see dreams... Not about you, not about you...
I’m working... When I wake up, I’ll answer!
It's more pleasant to sleep in an interesting job...
A day without quarrels means a sound sleep.
Truly loves not the one who says beautiful words and promises mountains of gold, but the one who worries that you eat, dress warmly and go to bed on time
Men, remember: if a woman listens to you without interrupting, you should not wake her up
If you thought you beat me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize! — Muhammad Ali
My motto is four words: “If you don’t sleep, wake up someone else!”
If you wake up on Monday and don't have a headache, it's already Tuesday.
Don’t go to bed, girls, with a wet head... Otherwise in the morning you’ll go to the mirror, and there’s JIGURDA
We are woven from the fabric of our dreams.
I've been laughing at my dad for two days. He has been walking for two days, waiting for football, worried, worried. And in the end: he eats chips during the anthem and falls asleep at the sixth minute
Sometimes alarm clocks help you wake up, but most often they just interfere with sleep...
A man is not obliged to love...he must be responsible...for tears, for laughter, for a cold bed and for dreams in his arms....
Minibus drivers don’t go to bed until there are 12 people in the bed))
If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success
If from Sunday to Monday you dream that the alarm clock is ringing, it’s a prophetic dream)
My grandfather went through two wars... then he turned off the computer and went to bed
Thanks to all! Everybody's Free! I'm going to sleep! =)))
A girl’s wish: I want Brad Pitt to call me on March 8th, and I’ll sleep and call
If you have been feeling sleepy for the 4th day now, it means today is Thursday.
Eight hours of sleep at work.
What dogs and men love most is sleep
I’m a star in bed, spread my arms and legs…. and SPLYU
Sleep is the world on the subconscious level of a person.
I’ll pull myself together, lose 3 kg, learn English, go to bed normally - at 12 o’clock. Well, today is Wednesday, I’ll start on Monday.
What difference does it make what time you go to sleep if you don’t want to wake up in the morning!
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By one o'clock in the morning the philosopher in me wakes up, by three o'clock - the dreamer, and by seven in the morning - an angry and sleep-deprived person.
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As a child, sleeping was a punishment, but now it’s a dream!
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I love it when one of my friends calls at 3 am with the question “Are you sleeping?” No, damn it, I'm wallpapering!
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I love our relationship with the bed - we sleep so well together and, most importantly, there are no obligations!
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I am very versatile in bed... I sleep in new pajamas every day!
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It’s nice to have an interesting job and sleep...
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One careless call can turn a sleeping beauty into a sleep-deprived monster!
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I won’t set an alarm today, let fate decide whether I should go to work or not.
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On weekdays, my motto is: “The main thing is to get up, we’ll wake up later.”
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Actually, I go to bed to wake up fresh and full of energy, and I get up in the morning broken as shit.
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Doctors and scientists unanimously speak about the benefits of an afternoon nap. And only my boss, an infection, does not want to agree with this!
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When I hear the alarm clock in the morning, it seems to me that I was shot, which is why I lie there for so long like a dead man!
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My brain is fucking cunning! When I wake up from work, he shows me a dream about how I got up and went to this very work!
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I'm like wet salt in a salt shaker, I can't get enough sleep!
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I usually wait for the weekend not to hang out, but to get some sleep.
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If I don't get enough sleep, I don't love anyone anymore.
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Two-thirds of life passes as if in a dream. The remaining third is in a dream.
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Normal people set an alarm to wake up. I set an alarm so I don't forget to go to bed!
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I wake up in the morning and tell myself that I will do something important today. Then an inner voice says: “Good joke! Sleep, come on!”
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I have so much to do that I'd better go to bed.
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So unfair: why did people come up with an alarm clock, but can’t come up with a sleeper?
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Sleep, like Wi-Fi, catches you everywhere - at work, on the street, in transport. But when I got into bed at home, that’s it, the access point was not found!
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Being a night owl, I got up later and later until I finally became a morning person.
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In order not to get overtired and feel cheerful, I need to sleep 8 hours a day, and the same amount at night.
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Healthy sleep not only lengthens your life, but also shortens your workday.
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Chinese sages say: saints sleep on their backs, sinners sleep on their stomachs, queens sleep on their right sides, and wise women sleep on their left. I've been tossing and turning for a week now - I can't decide.
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Sleeping is almost as cool as eating, only it’s free.
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Between the words “I’m going to bed” and sleep, an hour and a half to two hours are always lost in some unknown way.
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Yesterday I went to bed again today.
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The hardest thing in the morning is not falling asleep after you turn off the alarm.
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Nothing invigorates you in the morning like the phrase “We overslept!”
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I still can’t forgive myself for not loving sleeping in kindergarten.
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Today I dreamed that my husband snores... I wake up in the morning, everything is fine... not married!
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I lose my mind at the word bed - I know how to lie down, but I don’t know how to get up!
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Waking up in the middle of the night, looking at the clock and realizing that you still have time to sleep: these are the moments I live for.
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I often dream that I am sleeping and have a dream that I am sleeping and have a dream in which I dream that I am sleeping.
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You ask me what I love more - you or sleep - and I won’t say anything, because I’m sleeping.
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When I get up early in the morning, I feel like a broken smartphone: it seems like I’ve been charging all night, but the battery is empty.
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The best rhyme for the word sleep is “long.”
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I slept for 12 hours and didn't get much sleep. Hmm... I'm so insatiable in bed.
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My favorite position: me on bottom, blanket on top.
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In the morning you need to be especially careful. One awkward move and you're asleep again.
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Okay, I’m going to bed, it’s too early for me tomorrow to look at the alarm clock with a dissatisfied face.
Something incredible always happens in dreams
For many, sleep brings hope, especially when it comes time to sleep. Are you ready to choose statuses about sleep with meaning?
- Life is a book. And yet dreams are a different book.
- You can deceive yourself as much as you want. And only dreams will never lie about what you really want.
- Whatever you say, other people's dreams are boring.
- My most pleasant thing to do in the morning is to think about my dreams again!
- The brain does not take part in dreams, it only gives them space!
- If you go to bed late and get up early, you are not a tired office plankton. You're sweet.
- Just a little longer and I'll start taking popcorn to bed!
- Have you noticed that DREAM is September, October and November?
- Some people there start new hobbies, some start a family, some start children, and I finally get into the habit of getting enough sleep.
- The top three enemies of summer sleep are lawn mowers, flies and drinking neighbors.
- We are like telephones: as soon as we don’t get enough sleep, we immediately start to glitch.
- Silence in the bedroom! Dreams are being watched.
- Does it ever happen to you that you really want to get into a certain dream?
- What medicines are there! We usually have a shortage of rubbish here.
- You dream about me, I know that for sure. And don't ask where.
- When I work, I want to sleep, when I sleep, I dream that I am working!
- If you count sheep, you can fall asleep. The main thing is that none of them lie next to each other and snore :D.
- It’s in your interests that I fall asleep, otherwise I’ll wake you up first...
- Only on the Internet you can see what you want. But on TV and in dreams – what they show.
- There are moments when you just want to cover yourself with a blanket and... fall asleep.
- It's not enough for me to hug you. I need hugs in my sleep.
- No, well, do you understand what you are doing? Why call me at work? I'm sleeping...
- Smart people do all their tasks when they have insomnia.
- The night is made for looking at the stars. I'd better go and sleep :D.
- You become fully aware of your biography when you have serious insomnia.
Funny jokes about sleep for your mood
It is not true that only children talk in their sleep. I also perform monologues almost every night. My husband (who is Italian) at first so unobtrusively asked if I could try to speak Italian in my sleep. Naturally, I answered that little depended on me and that the whole point was in the irrepressible subconscious, which never sleeps. Now he is studying Russian intensively. Curiosity is a terrible force!
- Did you have a dream about a hippopotamus and monkeys? - Nope, I didn’t see it. - Look, cool dream! “I couldn’t sleep, so I decided not only to count sheep, but also to make them jump over the fence.” Moreover, with each subsequent ram I raised the bar higher and higher. As a result, the 25th ram looked at me like I was an idiot, told me to fuck off and left. - What are you taking? What a riot of fantasy...
Check out: Desert Island Jokes
— Are you a “night owl” or a “lark”? - Bear - How's that? - Try touching me while I'm sleeping! - Dad, what did you dream about today? - Eh, son, son, you still have time to sleep and sleep before my dreams! They are putting their four-year-old son to bed: “You probably already have a dream about a bunny?” - No, not yet advertising... - Grandma, I was walking in my sleep again! - You idiot, how many times do I have to tell you - go before bed! – I dreamed that I rode a bicycle all night. - And to me that he made love all night. - With me? - No, you went somewhere on your bike...
Jokes about a man's sleep
A man falls from the top bunk of the train, another guy on the bottom bunk asks: “What happened?” - Yes, I had a dream. - What dream? - Britney Spears. - So why did you fall? - Yes, she asked me to move.
A man is crawling through the desert, sees a diamond, and thinks about where to put it. Okay, I'll stick it in your ass. He crawls further, sees gold, and thinks about where to put it. Okay, I'll stick it in your ass. He crawls further, sees a large ruby, and thinks about where to put it. Okay, I'll stick it in your ass. Then he hears his wife’s voice: “Vasya, wake up, you’ve already shoved half a mattress up your ass.” A man is seeing a psychiatrist. - Doctor, every night I see the same nightmare dream: my mother-in-law with a crocodile on a leash. Just imagine these bared teeth, these narrowed eyes and a gaze burning with hatred, this cold, lumpy skin!!! - Yes, indeed, very scary... - Wait a minute, I haven’t told you about the crocodile yet!...
Cool statuses - I'm sleeping
I'm in Son-Line mode.
I switch to energy saving mode.
Who is Sleep and why do I want him?
Men! Remember, if a woman listens to you without interrupting, you should not wake her up.
I lay down to rest... and fell asleep, and... I DID NOT REST..
I’ll go to bed, maybe I’ll have time to get some sleep... HOW IS IT 5 AM?!
I have so much to do that I'd better go to bed.
I only get enough sleep when I never do.
I’m sleeping... I’ll wake up from the kiss of a handsome prince... I’ll probably sleep forever...
The computer is downloading, I'm in hibernation.
A mosquito that flew into my room at 5 am almost drove me to suicide.
Cocktail “Night Asshole”: 50 grams of sleeping pills, 50 grams of laxative.
I'm sleeping... I'm sleeping... I'm sleeping... I'm sleeping... Hrrrrrrrr.
Don't wake me up. I'm at work…
I sleep when there is nothing to do.
Lift my eyelids...
Every morning I play the main role in the science-fiction thriller “5 Minutes to Sleep.”
I'm not lazy, I just save more energy.
I woke up, ate, and now go back to sleep.
Of course, I can conquer the whole world, but alas... I'm already in my pajamas.
The bed and I have a long-standing love affair. We are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock doesn’t like us being together. Jealous cuckold!
Having trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Sleep standing up.
Let the gnome sleep... your mother is sick of it!
I'm the best in bed, I can sleep for days...
I went to bed and nevermind get up! Plush, follow me!
Nothing invigorates you in the morning like the phrase: We overslept.
When I can't sleep, I count to 5, and sometimes to half past five.
When solving intractable problems, it’s best to start with a good night’s sleep.
It seems to me that I was created for sleep, and not for some kind of work!
Greetings from the kingdom of dreams to everyone who does not sleep.
If you're sleeping on the subway, don't wear headphones, because you risk going to the depot...
She hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness.
I am sleeping... and my sleep is terrible.
I slept, I sleep and I will sleep with your girlfriend, signature-CAT!
Look for me in Podushkino or Odeyalkino...
I will definitely take over the world... When I get enough sleep...
Now good night from mom sounds like this: Daughter, it’s late, turn off the computer.
It’s morning, what are you starting with, you slept normally.
The magic of childhood: you fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in your own crib.
I'm sleeping... I'm sleeping... I'm sleeping.. I'm sleeping.. I'm falling asleep.
I went into hibernation - as soon as I wake up, I will answer.
There is a simple rule to get enough sleep - go to bed on a different day than the day you wake up.
Village morning: Vasily, who did not want to get up early, moved the rooster an hour later with his felt boots!
The best rhyme for the word sleep is long.
5:50 am - ...great! I can still sleep... 6:50 - ... I have to get up... 6:57 - ... I get up on the count of three... One... two... 9:40 - fuck.
Bye bye, don’t write me bullshit, but write bullshit and uncle babay will come and turn off your wi-fi.
I'm a star in bed... I’ll spread my legs and arms and sleep. And if I spread my fingers, then it’s actually a snowflake!
The eyes close and the fairy tales begin.
Conscience found. I ask you to pick up the lost one urgently, otherwise it’s making it difficult to sleep...
I don’t sleep.. I don’t sleep.. I don’t sleep.. hrrrrr!
People who wake up every day at 7 am need to erect a monument - the figure of a man with huge bags under his eyes and a sad face.
I fell asleep on the keyboard... if I answer, it means I’m dreaming about something...
You go to bed at 21:00 in kindergarten - you are cool, at school - you are a loser, in college - you are a hero.
When falling asleep in class, do not snore, because if you snore, you will wake up your neighbor...
The phrase “I'll go to bed early today” makes me go to bed later.
I'm sleeping and saliva is flowing down the pillow...
I decided to take care of myself and do exercises in the morning. She laid the blanket on the floor, lay down... and fell asleep.
I’ll go into someone’s dream today. I'll be naughty.
Only our man can crawl home at 5 am and set the alarm for work at 6 am!
Did you know that if you fall asleep on a blue Chinese pillow, you can wake up as an avatar in the morning.
I’m sleeping... no, I’m not sleeping... oh, I’m sleeping... AAA. Wake me up urgently.
Anyone who gets up early wants to sleep all day!
Turn off the light outside, I'll sleep.
I’m sleeping... I don’t answer, it means I’m SLEEPING or I just don’t want to talk to you...
A person spends 30% of his life sleeping. The remaining 70% he dreams of getting enough sleep.
Waking up and going back to sleep is so my thing.
I'm a star in bed! I’ll spread my arms and legs and sleep.
Who besides me regrets not sleeping during quiet time in kindergarten?
Statuses - sleeping
Girls either take off at night or interfere with sleep. 10
We sleep 30% of our lives, the remaining 70 we dream of getting enough sleep 10
All alarm clock! We are breaking up! Do not call me more. 10
Nasyaynika, don't worry about falling asleep. eleven
6:57 - I get up on the count of three... One... two... 10:40 - Damn it! 10
Sleep is the only free pleasure we have left. 10
I decided not to set the alarm. Let fate decide whether I get up on time or not. 10
Rise and shine / Shut up and sleep 10
He who goes to bed early gets married late. 9
I decided to get up early. Today, for example, I got up at 7:120 10
I wanted to go to bed early, well, basically I went to bed that way. Early. In the morning. 10
SonLine mode on. 10
In short, I decided to thoroughly engage in some business. I will sleep without sparing any effort! eleven
There are five of us. Me and four walls. eleven
I will definitely take over the world. When I get enough sleep. eleven
At first you don’t want to sleep, and then, bam, and it’s already 11 o’clock in the morning. 12
An autopsy showed that the patient was sleeping... 10
Do you also dream up your ideal world before going to bed?
