Wrote it! Pearls from school essays that only children can come up with


School years, wonderful

Since girls spend most of their time at school, their statuses often relate to school topics or events that occur during school. Then statuses for girls might sound like this:

  1. I looked forward to September 1st with joy only once - when I went to 1st grade. Then I realized it was better not to wait for him.
  2. My little brother sings a song about school “they teach at school, they teach at school, they teach at school...” like this: “poop, poop, poop.” The truth speaks through the mouth of a baby.
  3. And don’t be arrogant if you have cool sneakers, but you got a 2 in math.
  4. In general, there is not enough time for personal life - there are a lot of lessons!
  5. Once again they were asked to do crafts - the whole family was working, I was in charge.
  6. Playing sports is fun, there is no time left for studying, and everyone understands you.
  7. Dad says that if I don’t study well, I’ll work in a stall. Well, there's a lot of ice cream there.
  8. Today we were writing a math test, and as luck would have it, my cell phone was charging, and I got a bad grade again.
  9. My best friends today proved that they are not the best at all - so, classmates.
  10. Yes, it’s not for nothing that my grandmother tells me that life is ahead. Because now – what kind of life is this?
  11. Of all the lessons, I like chemistry the most - something is constantly exploding there.
  12. The boys are tired of me - they constantly pull my braids, should I get my hair cut, or what?
  13. We went on a hike with my class - I didn’t understand at all why we had to do it: everyone was frozen, the boys got into fights, and the girls were also bitten by mosquitoes.
  14. Our teacher constantly tells us that we should be friends with each other. Who to be friends with there? Just mama's boys or hooligans.
  15. Transferred to another school - it sucks, I want to go back.
  16. Our test is called a knowledge section, but it would be better to call it “stabbing a student.”
  17. Our girls in the class love to be clever - there’s nothing to say, so they hum: “mm-mm-mm, well... in short....”.
  18. Mom told me to get rid of weed words. Only for me weeds mean “do your homework quickly.” How can I get rid of this?
  19. That's how much they ask for a house! It's like we're studying at an academy...
  20. While I’m on my way to school, all sorts of thoughts overwhelm me – how can I not get there?
  21. The most interesting time at school is recess, and you can sit on your phone, talk to the boys, and show off your new clothes to the girls.
  22. Pink is no longer in fashion, so these Barbie dolls are generally behind the trend of the season.
  23. We have one girl who still goes to school with dolls and says that they are her mascot. Yes, he just can’t get out of childhood.
  24. In our class the boys are such idiots, but in the parallel class they are normal. Although their classmates are also sure that they are idiots.
  25. I was glad to have a classmate one day - September 1st. Now I’m waiting for May 25th so that I can be glad again that we are parting for the whole summer.
  26. Our geography teacher can’t remember us – who is who. Therefore, for a year now, the lesson has begun with the words: “Who is Lida Ivanova?” The whole class simply falls off their chairs laughing, and the teacher cannot understand anything.
  27. I’m so tired of the words: “sit up straight”, “take your hands”, “don’t get distracted”, “who’s talking”, but especially disgusting - “he’ll go to the board...”.
  28. Why do teachers always pause after the phrase “going to the board...”? They take revenge on us for our behavior.

Beautiful quotes about children

No one can speak more beautifully about our children than we can. So many sweet words have been written and said about them that these 10 beautiful quotes are worth taking as a sample of golden thoughts about children, especially when we look at the little ones sleeping peacefully in their cribs. (We also recommend reading 130 beautiful aphorisms about children.)

  1. Children are not coloring books. You can't color them with your favorite colors. (Khaled Hosseini).
  2. Big and strong love will never spoil children. They become “spoiled” when we replace personal “presence” with gifts. (Unknown)
  3. Children are like wet cement. Everything that comes into contact with it leaves its mark. (Dr. Chaim Ginott)
  4. Each child is a different kind of flower, but together they make this world a beautiful garden. (Unknown)
  5. Children are intuitively wise. They know who loves them the most and who is just pretending. (Virginia Andrews)

  6. Children have such an innocent view of the world and their surroundings that for them every sentence is a garden filled with wonders. (C.J. Heck)
  7. Every child needs to hear seven things: I love you; I'm proud of you; sorry; I forgive you; I'm listening to; it is your responsibility; you have everything you need to succeed. (Sherry Campbell)
  8. The birth of a child is God's message that he is not yet disappointed in people. (Rabindranath Tagore)
  9. Always kiss your children and say goodnight, even if they are already asleep. (Jackson Brown Jr.) For us, these are the two most touching quotes about children. What affected you? Share your feelings.
  10. A child is not a vase that needs to be filled, but a fire that needs to be lit. (Francois Rabelais)

I'm cool

In any class there are so-called “cool girls” - these are girls who believe that they are “cuter than everyone else, rosy and whiter than everyone else.” Therefore, they behave somewhat arrogantly and post cool statuses for 11-year-old girls on social networks:

  1. The boys in the class were annoying - they were stupid fools.
  2. Everyone who starts with the letter “z”: bores, crammers, nerds - envy silently.
  3. Coolness is not in your diary, but in your face and appearance.
  4. I'm not a crammer, and I'm proud of it.
  5. I take only the knowledge that will be useful to me, and don’t stupidly cram everything.
  6. Yes, you must understand, I’m not imagining things – I’m just who I am.
  7. I am not going to adapt to the general gray mass, let it grow to me.
  8. So what if I'm blonde? But the diary has much better grades than some red-haired and black-haired girls.
  9. To all the boys in my class - leave me alone, stop calling and texting me!
  10. Boys constantly bully me at school. Dad says they are all secretly in love with me. Is this what love is? I don't care if she's like that!
  11. Oh, on September 1st I laughed all over – the boys were all taller than me – some kind of dwarfs.
  12. Another poet said that “you can be a smart person and think about the beauty of your nails.” So this is about me.
  13. My grandmother tells me that “study is my main work.” That I have nothing better to do?
  14. Of course, I have strange parents - my dad logs into my electronic diary right away, my mom gives me the password for the computer. And then it starts: “we told you so,” “how many times can you repeat it,” “don’t you understand the first time,” and so on - in general, a lecture on the benefits of studying.
  15. Even though I have real friends, each one thinks only of herself.
  16. It's difficult to be friends with girls, but impossible to be friends with guys.

Short quotes about children

Children have always held a special place in human hearts. They became the subject of numerous statements that remain valid to this day. Below you will find 20 short quotes about children.

  1. Children are a spell of love and time. (Reporter John Krudel)
  2. Noble fathers have noble children. (Euripides)
  3. Children reinvent the world for us. (Susan Sarandon)
  4. Wealth and children are the decoration of life. (Unknown)
  5. Children are the keys to heaven. (Eric Hoffer)
  6. A small child is like a curly-haired lunatic. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  7. Children make your life meaningful. (Erma Bombeck)
  8. Adults are just overgrown children. (Dr. Seuss)
  9. Children are humanity's most valuable resource. (Herbert Hoover)
  10. One generation plants trees, while another enjoys the shade. (Unknown)

  11. Children are mirrors that reflect back to us everything we say and do. (Pam Leo)
  12. A child's smile can teach you to be happy, even if there is no apparent reason for it. (Unknown)
  13. A child is a diamond in the rough. (Austin O'Malley)
  14. A house without children's laughter is as quiet as a grave. (Henny Youngman)
  15. Children should be taught to laugh, not preached to. (Unknown)
  16. Don't stop your children from making their own lives easier. (Robert Anson Heinlein)
  17. A child needs good examples, not criticism. (Joseph Joubert)
  18. Children make you want to start your life again. (Ali Muhammad)
  19. The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice. (Peggy O'Mara)
  20. Children are the anchors of life for mothers. (Sophocles)

Sayings and quotes about loving children

10 quotes about loving a child shows the importance of love in our lives. Here you will find wise sayings of famous people about love for children collected from various sources. Practice showing love and you will become the best version of yourself!

How should children treat their parents? We have collected proverbs about parents and the respectful attitude of children towards them, which we recommend you read.

  1. My sense of responsibility for the safety and well-being of my children is so strong that if an asteroid threatened to destroy all life on earth, I would still be responsible for their fate. (Unknown)
  2. I love my children for no reason. They are my joy, even when they are crazy with their childish energy. (Christopher Meloni)
  3. A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. (Agatha Christie)
  4. I have never loved anyone as much as I love my children. (Katey Sagal)
  5. You don't know what true love is, saying that you have it. Until you have a child, you don't know what it is. But when you have a child, then your love will be most complete. (Regina King)
  6. The beauty that surrounds me and captures my spirit is the faces of my children. (Unknown)
  7. What is it like to be a parent? It is one of the hardest chores you will ever do, but in return it teaches you true love. (Nicholas Sparks)
  8. Education should always be based on true love. (Writer Fiona Dimas-Heard)
  9. Freedom has never been free. I love my children and my wife with all my heart. And I will gladly die if it makes their life better. (Medgar Evers)
  10. Before I had a child, I thought I knew and understood the boundaries of my heart. But you need to throw away all these limits to understand that your love is inexhaustible. (Uma Thurman)

Quotes about children, parents, raising and developing a child

Parents often come across certain quotes about raising children. They often bring a smile and approval to our face. Here are 10 quotes we'd like to use to reflect the complex nature of parenting emotions.

(Many people like aphorisms about education and the importance of learning, which we advise you to read.)

  1. Parenting doesn't give your child everything he wants. Parenting is not your child's friend. Parenting is about preparing your child to be a useful and respected person in society. (Unknown)
  2. The most important key to children's success and achievement is positive parental involvement. (Jane Dee Hull)
  3. Some say Frankenstein is a story of bad parenting that produces a troubled child. (Dave Morris)
  4. Ironically, parenting is a minefield of shame and judgment precisely because most of us struggle through self-doubt. (Brené Brown)
  5. Children should be educated, but they should also be given the opportunity to educate themselves. (Ernest Dimnet)

  6. The golden rule of parenting is to treat your children the way you want your parents to treat you! (Louise Hart)
  7. Raising today's next generation of children guarantees that you will hear them screaming, whining and begging on an airplane, a store or any other public place. (Unknown)
  8. The relationship between parents and children is mainly based on learning. (Unknown)
  9. Raising my children, I went crazy, but I found my soul. (Lisa T. Shepard)
  10. It takes a whole village to raise one child. (Unknown)

Quotes about happiness and children, a child's smile and joy

For everyone, a child's smile is the best scene of childhood happiness. To do this, we have collected 15 quotes that will remind adults of the happiness and joy that are so well reflected in the bright smiles of children. (These proverbs and sayings about happiness will give you an even more positive mood).

  1. Children are not only innocent and curious, but they are optimistic, joyful and essentially happy. That's all adults want. (Writer Caroline Haywood)
  2. For me there is no such beautiful picture as smiling, bright eyes, happy children. There is no music as sweet as their clear and ringing laughter. (Phineas Taylor Barnum)
  3. Children are happy because they don’t have a file in their head called “Everything Can Go Wrong.” (Marianne Williamson)
  4. I think the reason we love children's smiles so much is because they remind us of the days when we were young and innocent. When we weren't hurt at all. (Unknown)
  5. Always smile back when a child smiles. Not doing this means destroying their belief that the world can be good. (Pam Brown)
  6. I didn't believe it when I was told that a child's smile is one of the most beautiful sights in the world, until I saw my own child's smile. (Unknown)

  7. Even the grumpiest old man can't help but smile when a small child smiles happily at him.
  8. I think there is nothing that can make me happy as quickly as a child's smile.
  9. A child's smile reflects the heart of heaven, just as a child's cries reflect his suffering.
  10. You cannot compare the smile of an innocent child with the intelligence of a thousand men.
  11. You can't buy a child's smile, even if you have millions in your pocket.
  12. A happy child is worth more than all the money in the world.
  13. Find the reasons why your child smiles and try them on yourself. Then you will find yourself filled with a great feeling of happiness.
  14. How sweet it is that a child can show you a thousand reasons to smile when you can only find a hundred reasons not to.
  15. Children are so happy and joyful that it is no wonder that kindergarten teachers rarely become depressed!

With these quotes we wanted to remind you of the goodness represented in children's happiness and smiles. Share them with your friends and family to remind them how important it is to appreciate the little things in life!

Quotes about children on Instagram

  1. The first half of our life is spoiled by our parents, and the second half by our own children. (Jennifer James)
  2. Children are a great consolation for us in old age, which they help us reach faster. (Unknown)
  3. All little girls need to be told that they are beautiful. (Marilyn Monroe
  4. Children make up a third of our population and our entire future. (Unknown)
  5. All men know that their children mean more to them than their own lives. (Euripides)
  6. Children are the same everywhere - greedy little creatures, but at the same time the best listeners in the world. (Cornelia Funke)
  7. We worry about who the child will become tomorrow, but we forget who he is today. (Unknown).
  8. All children begin their school years with sparkling imaginations, fertile minds and a willingness to share their thoughts. (Unknown)
  9. Every child is gifted with something, they just show their abilities at different times. (Unknown)
  10. There is only one best child in the world, and every mother has this child. (Unknown)
  11. Children rarely make mistakes. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what adults have said or done. (Unknown)
  12. A child can ask a thousand questions that even the wisest person cannot answer. (Jacob Abbott)
  13. Children need to be taught to think, and not given ready-made solutions. (Unknown)
  14. Stay a child while you can be one. (Stephen Sondheim)
  15. Children are living messages. We send them to a time that we ourselves will not see. (John Kennedy).

Let's sum it up

Much has been written and said by great people (philosophers, writers, artists and teachers) about children and childhood, about the legacy we leave to our descendants.

After all, childhood is a time that is remembered for the rest of your life. At this stage, we learn to communicate, express ourselves, perceive the world and form our own personality. Therefore, saytpozitiva.ru has collected quotes about children that help rethink education, past, present and future.

They will help us remember that babies are the most important in society and represent our future.

And at the end, watch the video about the kids. Tell me, aren't they cute?

Everything is fine with me!

When girls are in a lyrical mood, or they like one of the boys, or they have something to show off “in the world,” or their friends have pleased them, then you can put beautiful statuses for girls 11 years old:

  1. Such a great mood – I don’t even want to go to school.
  2. Today Seryoga from 9th “B” wrote a note to me: “Let’s stir it up, otherwise this is boring!” I found 3 gross spelling errors - let him mess with the Russian language teacher.
  3. Guys in general are not so romantic - at least when they gave me a flower, at least from a school flowerbed.
  4. Our boys show tenderness and love by pulling their hair, pushing them, splashing them with water, and then neighing like horses. Where were they raised anyway?
  5. Today I’ll go to a concert with my parents - I really want to forget about the harsh everyday life.
  6. I love the starry sky - for its beauty and infinity - I would always look at it, but I have to do my homework again.
  7. Some people don’t like rain, but I do – it’s time to stay at home and sit on the computer.
  8. I really want adventure or something new, for example, a pair of dresses or new boots.
  9. I understood the difference between confidence and self-confidence: a confident person achieves everything, and a self-confident person is just an arrogant person.
  10. I study music and recommend it to everyone. This is the only way to escape harsh reality.
  11. I play the piano and often do it at family gatherings. One thing always amazes me: after playing Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata,” my grandfather always yells: “Can you do Murka?” Did he get this shit?

Lensky went to the duel in trousers. They separated and a shot rang out.

We all remember from our school days how in Russian language and literature lessons we wrote essays on given topics and how from time to time teachers read aloud the funniest passages from these “works”. Over the years, many such student gems have accumulated. And today we at 1Gai.ru invite you to remember the good old days and find yourself in a similar lesson again. You will only read the passages yourself.

No one to give a hand

But if a girl is tormented by problems, then she can also put statuses for girls 11, only they will sound differently:

  1. Our family holidays always end the same way: Grandma raises dad, and he goes for a walk in the fresh air at night, mom washes the dishes for 2 hours, and no one needs me at all. Is it okay that it was my birthday?
  2. I really want to have a heart-to-heart talk with someone! Mom always has no time, dad is always tired, grandma takes care of her health. Grandfather generally likes to drink alone. Who should I tell everything to?
  3. And then they will ask: “Daughter, don’t you call and ask how we are doing?” Why aren’t you asking me the same thing now?
  4. Who should I talk to? Parents are always busy, grandparents work - their pension has been postponed, friends tell everyone everything to others, everyone in the yard is laughing - they don’t understand anything... I’ll go and talk to my teddy bear.
  5. Yes, I told my friend a secret, it turned out like in the song “In secret - to the whole world.”
  6. When you're bored, don't be bored, go to the gym - everything is there. How to remove it with your hand.
  7. I used to worry a lot about all sorts of nonsense. Now I go swimming and drown all my grievances in the pool.
  8. Of all the sections, I chose taekwon-do - I will wave my legs when I don’t like something.
  9. When you are lonely, don’t cry, go to your grandmother - she will support you.
  10. My grandmother is my best friend, although we rarely see each other - as she says, “they pushed her retirement.”
  11. If you don’t have friends yet, then it means there is no person who would understand you. Keep looking - it will definitely be there.
  12. I’ll be alone for now - I’m tired of envious girlfriends.
  13. I always try to find the good even in the worst. It helps even to drink warm milk with foam.
  14. Never worry about grades - they can always be corrected. But what cannot be corrected is the betrayal of friends.
  15. I already understood that the sadder I am, the worse everything around me, I’ll be cheerful, maybe everything will change.

Quotes about children with meaning

  1. If you want your children to do well, then spend twice as much time with them and half as much money. (Abigail Van Buren)
  2. The greatest and most valuable gifts we can give our children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. (Denis Whately)
  3. Parents can learn a lot from their children. Like how much patience they have. (Franklin P. Jones)
  4. Even if children are still very young, they should not be prevented from saying what they think. (Anne Frank)
  5. Every child needs a world where they can laugh, dance, sing, learn, live in peace and be happy. (Malala Yousafzai) (We recommend reading funny quotes and sayings about children).
  6. Children will listen to us when they see that we are listening to them. (Jane Nelsen)
  7. I was in the war, raised twins, but if I had a choice, I would rather go to war. (George Bush)
  8. If a child cannot learn the way we teach him, perhaps we should teach him the way he learns. (Ignacio Estrada)

  9. Children are not vindictive. Even if you punish them, they will hug you within a few minutes. (T.D. Jakes)
  10. I continue to believe that if children are given the necessary tools to succeed, they will succeed beyond their wildest dreams! (David Witter)
  11. Children with disabilities are stronger than we think. They fight battles that most people will never know about. (Unknown)
  12. If you want to see your child's creativity, then stop giving him toys for a while. (Norman Douglas) (If your children have graduated from high school, then read the wise quotes and wishes for graduates).
  13. Children need guidance and empathy much more than instructions. (Anne Sullivan)
  14. If you want your children to stand on their own two feet, then give them some responsibility. (Abigail Van Buren)
  15. Children will learn more from what you are, not from what you teach them. (William Burkhardt DuBois)

I'm such a grandma

Pikabu / @AnnDorfin

The 8-year-old grandson wrote an essay. I have a vague suspicion that I'm not quite a standard grandmother.

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By the way

The official website of Rosobrnadzor announced the first results of the Unified State Exam 2020 in literature.

...A preliminary analysis of the results showed that this year's Unified State Exam participants performed better on tasks with a detailed answer, which required them to express their thoughts coherently and logically.

It's snowing again...

Pikabu / @trek72

By the way

“81 countries, more than 1,200 cities and 3,939 venues joined the Total Dictation in 2021. In Russia, 186,150 people from 889 cities took part in the action. The largest number of participants gathered in Moscow, where 19,307 people came to write a dictation by Pavel Basinsky and evaluate their literacy. The top three also included St. Petersburg and Novosibirsk – 11,500 and 7,295 people, respectively,” said project manager Olga Rebkovets.

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My favorite instrument

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Meanwhile

Rosobrnadzor and the Federal Institute for Assessment of the Quality of Education (FIOKO) compiled a rating of Russian regions in terms of the quality of school education. The leaders were St. Petersburg, which received 92.1 out of 100 possible points, Moscow (92 points) and the Leningrad region (77.1).

The top ten regions included the Kaliningrad and Yaroslavl regions, Udmurtia, Sverdlovsk region, Perm region, Murmansk region. The lowest rates were recorded in Ingushetia (7.8 points), Dagestan (10.6), Chechnya (13.7), Karachay-Cherkessia (13.7) and Kabardino-Balkaria (15.5). This is the first time such a rating has been presented in the Russian Federation.

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