Quotes about surprises
Gossip Girl
For the future: the only surprises I accept are cash and gifts.
Gossip Girl
Some surprises fall on you out of the blue. And others sneak up when you least expect them. And sometimes you give yourself the biggest surprise.
Clinic (Scrubs)
- I have prepared a surprise for you! - I hope it's sex! Or a pony!
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I try to prevent unpleasant surprises. I prefer stairs to escalators. Anything goes to airplanes.
Alexey Pekhov. Wind Reapers
. We are all full of hidden surprises. It’s a pity that most of them are unlikely to bring joy to others.
Mekakucity Actors
Life is full of surprises. Full of black and white stripes.
How to get married in 3 days (Leap Year)
When life gives you a surprise, don't be afraid to throw yourself into it.
Well, have you fallen in love? (Kyun. Ho Gaya Na)
There are two types of surprises: some make people's smiles appear, while others make them disappear!
Problem Children from Another World (Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?)
My school report card just screamed: expect surprises from him.
Tatiana Ustimenko. Face for Crazy Princess
Sometimes life throws things at you that you want to come and pick up.
[edit] Our days
Khovansky rips off the covers
These days, the hype around chocolate eggs has subsided slightly, because the market has become overcrowded with a variety of chocolate-sugar crap and Chinese toys of all kinds. Nevertheless, modern children are just as obsessed with Kinder surprises as their parents. Old farts, of course, are indignant that the Kinder is no longer the same and their toys are crap, I must say, with good reason (see proofs in the video on the right). However, it would be strange if Ferrero, when releasing toys, focused not on modern minors, but on over-aged idiots jerking off to toys from their own childhood.
So the Italian business lives and develops. So, in 2001, the Kinder Joy series appeared - essentially the same eggs, only without eggs. The plastic packaging breaks into two halves, in one part there is a toy, in the second there is a chocolate soufflé with crispy balls, which you need to eat with the included spoon, nya!
Statuses about surprises
— I’ll surprise my husband, I bought panties with the inscription “I love Sasha.” - So your name is Lesha?! — SURPREEIIIIIIZ!
- Vovochka, why weren’t you at school today? — Mom says to her son. Vovochka answers: “It was Marya Ivanovna’s birthday today, and I wanted to surprise her!”
Honey, my cake surprise didn't work out, so I bought polyurethane condoms!
— My friends and I have prepared a little surprise for you. Girls, let's undress!
I am not a gift, not a surprise, my character is not sugar at all. but I love him with all my heart and am happy that he is with me!
I'm not a gift - I'm a kinder surprise!
He: - You look like little. She: - Yes, I’m Kinder, but don’t forget that I’m also a Surprise!*
“We won’t succeed, because I’m not a gift!” - yes, fuck, that’s right, you’re not a gift, you’re a SURPRISE!
Yes, I’m not a gift, but I’ll give you a big surprise!)
Long hope is sweeter than a quick surprise.
A man always sees what size a girl’s breasts are, and us girls are in for a surprise.
As a child, were you also tormented by the question: “How do you glue a kinder surprise together?” =)
I am the gift of life to you. you don’t know this, because I’m also a surprise)
I'm not a gift. I'm a surprise. And you're not the birthday boy.
Teach me to love, and get a surprise!
Quotes on the topic "Kinder"
In January, Antonovna experienced menopause. At first, this event did not bring any special problems. There were no notorious ebbs and flows, sweating, rapid heartbeat, or headaches. My periods just stopped and that’s it: hello, old age, I’m yours!
Antonovna didn’t go to the doctor, she read so much and knew what was what. Yes, and my friends often talked about themselves and shared their feelings. They said you, Antonovna, were very lucky. This is necessary, you can endure menopause so easily!
How my friends jinxed me. Strange things soon began to happen to Antonovna. She understood that these were hormonal changes in the body that did not go away without a trace. Hence, probably, the causeless changes in mood, dizziness, and weakness.
It became increasingly difficult for Antonovna to lean toward her granddaughter Lizonka, her appetite disappeared, and her back began to hurt in a new way. In the mornings, the face often swelled, and in the evenings, the legs. For some time, Antonovna did not pay much attention to her ailments. The daughters-in-law were the first to sound the alarm: how old and pale you are, Mom. Go to the doctor, do an ultrasound, don’t delay, you don’t joke with such things!
Antonovna was silent. Doubts that something was wrong with her had already settled in her soul for a long time. And then my chest began to hurt very much, it was just burning like fire, I couldn’t touch it. The lower abdomen pulls and does not allow me to sleep. Often on sleepless nights, to the sound of her husband’s steady snoring, Antonovna lay on her back, staring at the ceiling, and cried quietly, thinking about the future and remembering the past.
Well, how she didn’t want to die! After all, I’m only fifty-two, I haven’t even reached retirement yet. My husband and I started looking for a dacha and decided to spend more time in nature. The sons are so wonderful, in good jobs. The daughters-in-law are respectful, they don’t get insolent, they help cover up gray hair, they advise what clothes to buy to hide their fullness.
The only granddaughter, Lizonka, is simply a golden girl, I couldn’t be happier. He is into figure skating and will go to first grade in the fall. He draws well and already knows how to knit - his grandmother taught him.
How quickly life flew by! It seems to Antonovna that she hasn’t even lived yet. I just got married to my youngest son, I still haven’t got any children from him, and now I have an illness, damn it! Antonovna wiped away hot tears with the edge of the duvet cover, and they flowed and flowed down her cheeks. In the mornings, blue circles formed under the eyes, the face darkened and became haggard.
* * * Antonovna somehow survived the spring and summer, but by autumn she felt completely ill. Shortness of breath, terrible pain in the back almost does not go away, the stomach hurts unbearably. Antonovna finally decided to make an appointment with a doctor and tell her husband about her suffering.
Almost the whole family accompanied Antonovna to the antenatal clinic. Her husband, Andrei Ilyich, and his eldest son remained in the car, and both daughters-in-law were waiting for her in the corridor.
Having difficulty climbing onto the examination chair and blushing with embarrassment, Antonovna answered the doctor’s questions: when did her period stop, when did she feel unwell, when was the last time she was examined. Antonovna answered for a long time, she even managed to freeze in the chair while the doctor filled out the card, washed her hands, and pulled on rubber gloves.
The doctor examined Antonovna thoroughly, increasingly frowning and nervous. Then she said a short “get dressed” and sat down to the phone. Antonovna pulled on her unruly skirt with shaking hands and listened in horror to the doctor’s conversation.
— Cancer clinic? - she shouted into the phone. - This is from the fifth. I am seriously ill and need urgent consultation. Urgent! Yes, yes... Apparently, the last stage. I can't find the queen. Fifty-two... Initial appeal. Yes, don’t say... How they live in the forest. You teach them and teach them, information is on every post, but they don’t have time to go to the doctor again. Yes, yes, okay, I'll send it.
Having finished the conversation, the doctor went to the table and began filling out some papers. “Did you come here alone, woman?” “No, with my husband, with children, we’re in a car,” Antonovna answered quietly with numb lips. Only now did she feel severe pain throughout her body. This pain took my breath away, my legs were paralyzed, I wanted to scream. Antonovna leaned against the door frame and began to cry. The midwife jumped out into the corridor and shouted: “Who’s here with Pashkova?” Come in!
The daughters-in-law jumped up and hurried into the office. Seeing my mother-in-law, everyone understood immediately. Antonovna was crying and writhing in pain, as if from afar she could hear snippets of the doctor’s instructions: immediately, urgently, first hospital, oncology, second floor, the doctor on duty is waiting... Here’s the direction, here’s the card... It’s very late, I’m sorry... Why did they delay, after all, educated people...
They drove in the car in silence. Andrei Ilyich sniffed without hesitation, from time to time wiping away tears with the back of his hand. The son intensely peered at the road, his fingers hurting, squeezing the steering wheel in his hands.
In the back seat, the daughters-in-law were supported on both sides by the mother-in-law, who was already losing her last strength. Antonovna moaned, and when the pain became completely unbearable, she screamed out loud, thereby causing Andrei Ilyich new bouts of sobbing.
Sometimes the pain subsided for a few moments, and then Antonovna had time to see the yellowed crowns of trees floating outside the car windows. Saying goodbye to them, Antonovna mentally said goodbye to her children, her husband, and her granddaughter Lizonka. You won’t have to pamper her with delicious pies anymore. And who will now take her to first grade, who will meet her dear one after school? Who will hug her tightly, who will kiss her, who will admire her first successes?..
* * * We didn’t have to wait long at the dispensary. Antonovna was accepted immediately. The family, terrified, not daring to sit down, stood in a group at the window. Andrei Ilyich no longer cried, but somehow lost and helplessly looked at one point. The daughters-in-law crumpled handkerchiefs in their hands, the son silently swayed his whole body from side to side.
In the office where Antonovna was taken, apparently something terrible was happening. First, a nurse with a crimson face jumped out and rushed to the end of the corridor. Then an elderly doctor in a surgical gown and shoe covers walked quickly into the office. Then, almost running, several more doctors jumped in there.
When a rumble was heard at the end of the corridor, the family mechanically, as if on command, turned their heads to the source of the noise: a crimson nurse and two orderlies were quickly transporting a rattling gurney for transporting bedridden patients. As soon as the gurney disappeared behind the wide office door, the family realized that this was the end. Andrei Ilyich clasped his head in his hands and groaned, his daughters-in-law rushed to look for heart drops in their purses, and a treacherous nerve twitched on his son’s cheek.
Suddenly the office door swung open again. The gurney with Antonovna, covered with a white sheet, was pushed simultaneously by six or seven people. Everyone is excited, red, with beads of sweat on their foreheads. Antonovna's pale face was open. Horror and pain froze in her swollen eyes. Pushing his daughters-in-law away, Andrei Ilyich rushed to his wife. An elderly doctor blocked his way. “I am a husband, a husband,” Andrei Ilyich shouted after the retreating gurney. - At least let me say goodbye. Lyubonka, my dear, how can it be, we wanted to one day... “We already wanted to,” the nurse closed the wide door of the office. - Don’t interfere, grandfather, and don’t shout. She's giving birth. The head has already appeared...
* * * There were two women in labor in the maternity room: Antonovna and another, very young, probably a student. Both screamed at the same time and just as simultaneously, as if on orders, they calmed down between contractions. Midwives and doctors were fussing around each one. The elderly professor calmly and impressively walked from one table to another and gave instructions.
- And why are we suffering? — the professor asked the women in labor during another lull. “For the damn vodka, it’s all her fault, damn it,” the student moaned. - Well, what about you, mother? - the professor turned to Antonovna and patted her bare thick thigh.
Antonovna was silent for a while, thought, and then quietly, because she no longer had any strength, she whispered: “Yes, for love, probably.” What else? This is how my husband and I celebrated my birthday. Fifty-second year old. We dabbled a little... “Not a little, I must say, we dabbled,” the professor grinned. “So, really, you really didn’t notice anything or are you being cunning?” - Yes, that you are a doctor! If only I knew, if only I could think!.. What a shame! After all, I have been a grandmother for a long time. I was sure that I had menopause and cancer to boot. So during the consultation they didn’t find the uterus, they said it had resolved, cancer, the last stage... “You have an asshole, not cancer,” the professor waved his hand irritably. “We are all living people, and, unfortunately, medical errors still sometimes occur. But, stop talking, push, mother, come on. Your mistake wants to see the light!
* * * The midwife left the delivery room satisfied and full of importance. There will be something to tell your girlfriends - it’s not every day that grandmothers give birth these days. — Pashkova Lyubov Antonovna. Do you have any relatives? “Yes,” the whole family answered in unison, taking a step forward. “Congratulations,” said the midwife, looking at the male part of the family with undisguised curiosity. Who will be the father? “I,” Andrei Ilyich said hoarsely, still not believing everything that was happening. “He,” the daughters-in-law answered at the same time, pointing to the father-in-law. “It’s amazing,” the midwife couldn’t help but add emotion and added with obvious respect. - You have a boy. Three five hundred. Height is fifty-one centimeters. Cover the clearing, dad. Another hour and no one knows what would have happened... They were just in time for the birth. These are miracles, miracles. Why were they taken to oncology, I don’t understand?
Statuses about gifts
The biggest gift comes in a small box...
The perfect gift is one that can be used to buy another!
The value of a gift is not in the amount on the receipt, but in the good impulse to give it!
It’s good to give people not only gifts, but also smart thoughts.
The gift must be big and useless, so I gave my wife my soul...
He who knows how to give, knows how to live.
The best gift for a woman is a gift made by hand... By the hands of a jeweler...
Even though life isn't tied up with a bow, it's still a gift.
A good book is a gift bequeathed by the author to the human race.
They don’t look at the price tag of a given gift.
The best gift is the one that is stolen.
Give gifts a little more expensive than you can afford.
The most precious thing a loving man can give to his beloved woman is his Time.
And yet, whatever one may say, the best gift for a woman is a man with a gift...
There are two types of gifts: those that you don't really need, and those that you don't fucking give.
A gift presented with a smile is doubly valuable.
Life is a gift that everyone receives, but everyone uses it in their own way.
Accept gifts only from people who have the right to give them.
The most expensive gifts cannot be wrapped.
If you liked the gift, it means you gave away part of your soul.
Only a gift for no reason is a real gift!
The most valuable gifts are placed in an envelope... and taken out of the maternity hospital!
Don't expect gifts either from fate or from people! Make them yourself!
Modest girls are given flowers, and beautiful girls are given fur coats.
[edit] Reasons for popularity
The essence of toys Meanwhile in Pindostan Advertising mascot version 1.0.
To make the chocolate you eat come out faster Collection of wooden toys Changelings Imagine your horror when, having completed the puzzle, you found out that it was 1/4 of a larger puzzle. As is already clear, the element of surprise ensured the success of chocolate eggs. Toys were not repeated as often as, for example, chewing gum inserts, and their variety was constantly increasing.
It was delivered primarily to children, but among the consumer audience there were also adults who were also interested in what kind of new crap would be found there this time. From the mid-nineties until the early 2000s, batteries of collectible Kinder toys adorned many post-Soviet homes and beyond.
There were many series of toys, among which it is worth mentioning one-piece ceramic toys - hand-painted ™ figurines of heroes without prefabricated parts (or with a small removable accessory like a hat). Produced in series. The main interest of kinder collectors. It could be frogs-skiers, hippos-party-goers or sharks-Muslims - it doesn’t matter. It was important to collect them all. As soon as the next lineup of kinders was announced on TV in an advertising block, the hunt began. Slowpoke still continued to collect the old line, and someone already had half of the new one (it is not known how individual participants in the Olympiad managed to find all the figures in less than a week, but probable methods are described below). It was believed that some figures were found more often than other representatives of the series, and some - less often. It is difficult to say whether this was true, perhaps just a joke of probability theory. Over time, young seekers accumulated entire armies of different animals on their shelves; older collectors proudly displayed them behind glass and did not allow them to touch them.
In addition to the toys themselves, the plastic egg capsules themselves were of some interest. Firstly, it was convenient to store bulk substances like sugar or shmali in them, which they used, for example, when they needed to take sugar with them to study, or dilute unleavened tea from the canteen. During the seasons of flu epidemics, the parents of the young anonymous person stubbornly stuffed this package with garlic, pierced a bunch of holes with a needle and hung it around their neck like a magic amulet (disease resistance +100). In reality, of course, the schoolboy just walked around and smelled like garlic, and then got sick like everyone else, if not worse. These containers were also an excellent shell for homemade bombs of all kinds. Bakhmetyev approves.
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Statuses about surprises
In general, I’m already an adult, smart and reserved woman, and I’m dying how much I want a Kinder surprise.
It’s good for men - they immediately see what kind of breasts a woman has. And for us women, there is always a surprise waiting for us.
When buying a drink, don’t forget to take your woman a Kinder surprise. Alcoholism is alcoholism, and a woman should always feel like a little princess.
It took me 18 years of my life to realize that the yellow capsule in the Kinder Surprise symbolizes the yolk.
Everything has changed so much since childhood, but Kinder Surprise is still just as delicious.
Wow! What a surprise, what a coincidence, I wanted to have a drink, a snack, and BAM it’s my birthday!
[edit] Alternative products
A guide to brainwashing parents
Sensing a gold mine, cunning traders began to come up with their own ways to compete with the kinder for the love of children.
- For dinosaur lovers, there was a separate Tombola
from Chupa Chups. These eggs were very educational: not some happy hippos, but anatomically accurate dinosaurs with names in Latin. - in the 90s they delighted with Milky Way's Magic Box
. Inside the cardboard package was a chocolate bar and several pieces from an expensive Lego set. Having begged for several chests, the cub acquired a mini-set of parts, from which it was possible to assemble a little less than nothing. And also, perhaps, caries, but that’s a completely different story. The price of the chest was several times higher than the Kinder Surprise, and the Lego set itself, then and now, remains incredibly expensive. There were also fake chests, even cheaper. - Ferrero also produces a bunch of other by-products for the Kinder line. For example, “Kinder Chocolate” is like a zipped version of eggs in the form of chocolate bars. The wrapper still shows a happy schoolboy. A sort of version of Alyonka from the Italians. In addition, the Kinder Penguy chocolate biscuit is being produced, the advertising of which claims to be a separate meme and has already managed to fuck everyone up at the end of the last decade. The designs for the advertising, by the way, were created by the author of the “Wallace and Gromit” deliveries.
Statuses about surprises
About three years ago my husband surprised me.)) He brought home a box. It’s so simple, gray, cardboard, “this is for you” says! I opened it and... butterflies began to fly out of it!! it is so beautiful! incredible. but the most important thing is this... he didn’t buy them! and I caught 200 butterflies myself. a huge man, two meters tall, was running around a clearing in the suburbs, catching butterflies!)))) how can you not love him?!)))
...I congratulate everyone who has become a target of Love! But, nevertheless, I really want to remind you - Don’t forget those who on Valentine’s Day secretly cry, cursing loneliness... To light a spark of hope in their eyes, To melt a hundred thousand pieces of ice in a frozen heart - Shake your mobile wallet a little, At least for a couple - three secret Valentines! © zulnora
Very useful advice for men
If your eyes were closed by soft arms, your lush breasts and plump tummy were pressed against your back, and from behind you heard: “Guess who?” - In any case, answer: “Seryoga, what are you?” Believe me, it will be better this way...
PASSION FOR BEER My dad's favorite drink has always been beer. He was indifferent to strong alcohol, but he loved beer selflessly and devotedly - not with the thoughtless passion of an alcoholic, but with the reverent adoration of a true connoisseur. During my childhood, “drinking beer” meant something completely different than it does now. It was rare to buy bottled beer, so fans of foamy beer flocked to “puck” tents and small cellars where this shortage was sold on tap. We must admit that these are coveted for... ...show full text...
[edit] History
Produced by the Italian company Ferrero (Rocher sweets in golden wrapper, Tic-Tac and Nutella) since 1974, but the idea of placing a toy inside a chocolate egg is much older; as Wikipedia assures us, this was something people dabbled with back in the days of imperial Russia.
In fact, they were invented by the German branch for economic reasons: initially, chocolate eggs were produced only at Easter, and the rest of the time the production facilities were idle, which the thrifty Germans could not come to terms with. That is why the name contains the German word “Kinder” - the company uses it only in the name of treats invented by the Germans to maintain internal competition between branches.
Initially, only one canonical version of the Kinders was produced, in a recognizable red and white foil. In the mid-2000s, on the wave of universal equality and tolerance, kinder surprises “for girls” began to come out in pink wrapping, with glamorous Winx inside. As of 2021, Kinder toys are increasingly appealing to female and non-traditional audiences, while ignoring the interests of boys, but more on that below.
