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The legend tells of a legendary kung fu warrior... His skill was legendary!! And the enemies went blind from an overdose of his outrageous awesomeness... Or maybe, after all, a dumpling? I don’t take money for my awesomeness. And even more so for beauty. Perhaps the crap I showed today has never been seen in the entire history of kung fu... in the entire history of China... in the entire history of crap! [parodying Shifu] You can't become a Dragon Warrior without losing two hundred pounds and brushing your teeth! [everyone except Tigress laughs] What's that noise you're making? Laughter? Never heard of him. Practice, panda, and one day you will have ears like mine! (having arranged something like a game of “thimbles” with the Dragon Scroll and frying pans) I twist and turn, I want to deceive you! Skidyshch!!!
Impact on other characters
Master Oogway was highly respected by the other heroes. For them, he was a stronghold of wisdom, who could always point in the right direction. Oogway helped Po not to lose faith in his abilities and convinced him to continue the path of the Dragon Warrior. Shifu helped to be patient, especially at the very beginning of the panda's training.
Even if his advice seems abstract and it’s not always possible to understand their meaning the first time, everyone tries to listen to them. And yet it turns out as Master Oogway said, which confirms his wisdom.
Master Shifu
[Master Oogway chose Po as Dragon Warrior] WHAT?!
[Watching Po's failed training] From now on, there is a level zero... [To the Furious Five] Not bad at all, students... if you wanted to disappoint me.
Master Tigress
[By] Legend says that the Dragon Warrior is able to live for many months on the dew from a single leaf of the Ginkgo tree and on the energy of the Universe! [By] You shouldn't be here. [to Oogway] Master, are you pointing at me?
Master Crane
[By] I didn't say anything [By] You shouldn't be here. [By] Property of the Crane!
Master Shifu
“[M]” Accidents are not accidental “Panda”
Brief description of the hero
Master Oogway is a true legend in the world of kung fu, famous not only for his fighting skills, but also for achieving complete mental balance. It is not surprising that a turtle was chosen to create the image of a wise teacher, which is considered in Chinese philosophy to be one of the symbols of longevity and wisdom.
Master Oogway always finds wise sayings that help Po not to lose faith in himself. The creators perfectly complemented the image of the teacher who had achieved enlightenment with his manner of speech: leisurely, with an emphasis on Eastern philosophy and wise sayings.
Dialogues
[The Furious Five are annoyed that Master Oogway chose Poe as the Dragon Warrior]
Master Tigress: I thought Master Oogway would choose the one who really knows kung fu... Master Crane: Or the one who bends down and touches his paws! Master Monkey: Or at least sees them!
[Tigress expresses her attitude towards him to Po]
Master Tigress: ... And now he got you. A clumsy and fat panda who doesn't take anything seriously! [Poe's face contorts] ENOUGH!!! Master Mantis: Stop! It's my fault! Accidentally hit his facial nerve! And it seems... my heart stopped.
[Shifu is shocked that Oogway chose Po]
Oogway: My old friend, the panda will not fulfill his destiny, and you will not fulfill yours, until you give up the illusion that everything in this world depends on you. Shifu: With an illusion? Oogway: Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I will not force it to bloom when I please or to bear fruit ahead of schedule. Shifu: But something depends on us. I wanted it, and this fruit fell. And it's up to me where to plant the seed. And this is not an illusion at all, master. Oogway: Yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow into a peach tree. You may want the apple tree to grow, but the peach tree will grow. Shifu: Can Peach Tree defeat Tai Lung? Oogway: It can and is capable - if you are willing to guide it, nurture it, believe in it. Shifu: But how? How?! I need your help, master. Oogway: No, you just have to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise that you will believe. Shifu: I... I promise... to believe.
[Poe's father instructs him in his final battle]
Mr. Ping: Po, it's time to tell you something that should have been told a long time ago. Po: I'm listening. Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup... Po: Uh-oh. Mr. Ping: Listen to me... There is no secret ingredient! Po: What? Mr. Ping: Doesn't exist. He is not here! No secret ingredient! Po: Wait, wait. So we cook ordinary noodles? Don't add any spices or special sauce? Mr. Ping: No need! To do something special, you just have to believe that it is special! Po: There is no secret ingredient...
[Tai Lung sees Po for the first time]
Tai Lung: Who else are you? Po: Buddy... I am the Dragon Warrior! [gasps] Tai Lung: Ha ha ha! You?! [to Shifu] He's a panda! [back to Po] You're a panda! So what will you do, big guy? Will you plop down on me? Po: Don't tease me!
[Tai Lung took the Dragon Scroll from Po]
Tai Lung: Finally. Oh yeah. The power of the dragon scroll now belongs to me!... [Opens the scroll and sees that it is empty] There is nothing here! Po: Relax, I didn’t move in at first either. Tai Lung: What? Po: There is no secret ingredient! It's about you.
[Nearly defeated Tai Lung before defeat]
Tai Lung: You... can't beat me! You are an ordinary... big... and fat... PANDA! [Po grabs Tai Lung's finger]
Po: Yes, I'm a big fat panda. But not quite an ordinary panda! [raises pinky] Tai Lung: Wuxi Finger Grip?! Po: Oh, you know that grab? Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu couldn't teach you that! Po: Right. I figured it out myself. DISCOUNT! [lowers pinky]
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The relationship between the red and giant panda is very distant. Many millions of years ago, approximately in the early Tertiary period, their common ancestor lived on Earth, who lived on the territory of modern Eurasia.
There are 2 subspecies of this animal: the western red panda (Ailurus fulgens fulgens), which lives in Nepal and Bhutan, and the small panda Styani (Ailurus fulgens styani), which lives in the region of southern China and northern Myanmar. The main difference between them is their size and coloring - the red panda Staiana is larger and darker than its western relative.
In nature, red pandas are now found only in a few Chinese provinces (Sichuan and Yunnan), Nepal, Bhutan, northern Burma, and northeastern India. Their habitat is coniferous forests (mostly fir), which alternate with deciduous tree species: oak, maple, chestnut and others.
They are necessary for the growth of bamboo, the red panda's main food. Such forests can be found at an altitude of 2000-4000 meters above sea level. Most of the year they are shrouded in clouds, which creates favorable conditions for the development of mosses and lichens. You’ll find out why we mentioned them a little later.
Small pandas grow to the size of a large cat, but due to their thick and long fur they appear larger than they actually are. The body length including the fluffy tail is about 80-120 centimeters, and the average weight is 4-6 kilograms.
The short legs are equipped with strongly curved claws, which only partially extend forward, and the feet are covered with short fur, which helps when walking on ice or snow. There is an “extra finger” on the front paws, thanks to which the panda can hold bamboo branches while eating. Externally, males are not much different from females.
These animals have a very beautiful coloring - dark or light red, but not everywhere, but mostly on the back, sides and tail. The belly and paws are dark brown or even black. The red tail has light rings. The animal's head is decorated with white areas on the muzzle, on the cheeks, along the edges of the ears and around the eyes.
Red tabby tail
It was not by chance that nature prepared this color for this animal. The red color performs a protective function and allows the red panda, while resting or sleeping, to remain unnoticeable among the red lichens that strew the trunks and branches of coniferous trees, in particular fir.
In the habitats of these animals, the average air temperature fluctuates around 10-25 degrees and precipitation constantly falls - rain or snow. This means that the fur must retain heat well. During particularly cold periods, in order to keep warm, the panda curls up on branches or in a hollow into a tight ball and covers its head with its tail, like a blanket.
They spend most of their time in trees, where they feel like fish in water. They come down to earth for food. They are most active in the evening, and during the day they settle down comfortably in hollows and sleep. The long tail helps them maintain balance while in the trees. Descending to the ground, they hold it straight without touching the ground.
Each panda, whether male or female, has its own territory, and a considerable one. For males it is about 5 km2, and for females it is 2 times less. They mark it with special marks: secretions from the anal glands, urine or piles of droppings, thanks to which the animals immediately learn which neighbors live next to them.
Adults live alone, uniting in groups only during the breeding season, which begins in January. Sometimes you can meet a small group of pandas even in the off season - this is an adult female with her grown-up offspring.
The baby is born only 90-145 days after mating, but a “real” pregnancy lasts only about 50 days. This is explained by the fact that the fetus begins to develop only after a sufficiently long period of time after conception.
Before giving birth, the female builds a nest for herself in a hollow or in a rock crevice. Typically, red pandas give birth to 1-2 cubs, sometimes there may be more, but in the end only one will survive. They develop very slowly. Up to 5 months of age they feed on mother's milk.
Initially, the fur of the cubs is colored gray, and only after 3 months do they begin to acquire a red color. The cubs can stay next to their mother for a whole year until a new generation appears. By this period, most often, young animals themselves reach sexual maturity, separate from the female and begin an independent life.
Despite the fact that they are predators, the majority of their diet consists of plant foods (almost 95%). These are primarily young and fresh bamboo shoots, mushrooms, berries and fruits. But sometimes they can snack on small rodents and bird eggs.
As a result, their dental system is like that of herbivores - the structure of their molars allows them to grind plant food. As we can see, this panda's food is very low in calories, and in order to get the required amount of energy, the animal has to eat about 2 kilograms of food per day. In zoos they are fed fruits, leaves, bamboo buds, grass, rice cooked in milk and sweet milk.
They have few enemies. This is a snow leopard and a man. The second one is much more dangerous than the first one. They can quickly climb a tree from a leopard, but you can’t hide from a person anywhere. Now this animal is listed in the International Red Book under the status of “endangered”. The main reasons for the decline in the number of small pandas are deforestation and hunting for their beautiful fur, which is used to make hats.
Fortunately for us, red pandas reproduce well in captivity, since zoos have all the favorable conditions for development. In nature, their life expectancy is approximately 8-10 years, while in zoos it is about 15 years.
Panda quotes, aphorisms, statuses, phrases from around the world
An extensive collection of quotes, aphorisms, and sayings from a variety of sources on the topic Panda from a variety of authors. Are you looking for a beautiful aphorism for your text? Want to use a clever quote in an important conversation? Or do you just want to put a beautiful status on VKontakte or Instagram? Then use our list of quotes about Panda generated on this page.
If you only do what you know how to do, you will never be able to surpass yourself. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Shifu //
I will defeat them all. I'm so sick of it! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Panda Po //
-Have you lost your son? - Yes, many years ago. - And I lost my father. <…> - I wish to find my son. “And I wish you to find your father.” - Son ? Dumpling in my mouth! It's you! Don't just stand there, run and hug the folder! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po // Li Shan // funny quotes //
Where it is flabby, there it is tender! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po //
Is this the secret panda village? Hehe! It’s clear why it’s secret... If I lived here, I’d also keep quiet! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Mr. Ping // sarcastic quotes //
- You're crazy, and I'm hopeless... - It's a pity, otherwise we would have ended up in Cambridge! Tags: Skins // Elizabeth "Effie" Stonem // Pandora "Panda" Moon //
The ability to be yourself to the fullest gives strength. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po // meaningful quotes // strength //
Your eyes sparkle with love, and this is the best beauty in the world. Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // love // beauty //
-Who are you? — I asked myself the same question. Am I the son of a panda? Son of a goose? Student ? Teacher? And I am all this together. I am the dragon warrior. Understood? Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po //
- Listen, I have to go. Gotta find out. Armor-Tigress does not understand this... - Armor-Tigress understands everything... But I don’t want to see the death of my friend. “Maybe you don’t want to see my death either?” Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Tigress // Panda Po // Crane //
Listen carefully, because I will repeat it only ten times... Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po // funny quotes //
No matter how cynical it may sound, relationships are also a kind of work. I just haven't always been lucky. I was the only one working. Then it should be together, not separately. Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // relationships //
– North, sometimes it seems to me that where it doesn’t hurt, we are not interested... Tags: Elchin Safarli // If only you knew... // Panda //
...in order to lose weight in some places, you need to not eat in some places. Tags: Elchin Safarli // Recipes for happiness. Diary of an Oriental Cook // Panda // ironic quotes // weight loss //
- So who are you, panda? - I am Po. And I need a hat! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Panda Po //
Never dare to disappear into the petals again! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Mr. Ping // funny quotes //
- Master Oogway, did you want to see me? Something happened? - Does something really have to happen to make you want to see an old friend? Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Shifu // Master Oogway // friends, friendship // meeting //
Time is an illusion, there is only now! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // motivational quotes // time //
Happiness is known through comparison. Sometimes it is useful to remember yesterday in order to appreciate the present more. Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // meaningful quotes // happiness //
To be honest, I didn’t think I would die such a death. I wanted to meet a good praying mantis who would bite my head off after the wedding. Sadly. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Mantis // funny quotes //
Wonderful! Sit in your prison of fear behind the bars of hopelessness! And get your three bowls of shame every day! And despair for dessert... Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // // fear // hopelessness //
People can't always be perfect - it's unrealistic... because everything changes... Isn't it? Tags: Skins // Pandora “Panda” Moon // man, people // ideals //
— Poe has problems with his dad. - Oh, how lucky I am. I have no problems with my dad. Mom bit off his head before I was born. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Mantis // funny quotes //
“For example, I don’t like it when a woman calls a man with whom she lives for a long time, but is not married, “husband.” Maybe I'm too categorical, but a husband is a husband. And Vasya, Petya is a beloved man, “bunny”, “masik”. In general, who is dear to the heart, but not the husband. Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // husbands //
He alone could fight an entire army because he was... well, finally! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po //
It always seemed to me that I only eat half-heartedly. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po //
Are you ready to die for the truth? Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Shen //
There is nothing unstoppable in the world except me, who stops the unstoppable. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Panda Po // strength //
You won't become a Dragon Warrior without losing two hundred kilos and brushing your teeth!... What kind of noise are you making? Laughter ? Never heard of him. Practice, panda, and one day you will have ears like mine! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // funny quotes //
- Where I am? - On m-my brother's farm... - And if I step on you, will you die? - Y-yes... - Mortal world... Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // General Kai // funny quotes // mortality //
“I don’t know who you are, but please move away, grandpa.” - This is a lady... - Oh, sorry. Your beard confused me. Disorienting, like false advertising. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Panda Po //
The most important thing is what is happening now. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // main //
The dead live in the past. And I must strive for the future. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Shen // dead, corpses // past // future //
Who are you? What can you do? You're nobody, understand? You offended my friend. A storm is approaching you, an attack of mad paws. Let's! I'm blurring before your eyes! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // funny quotes //
Accidents are not accidental. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // meaningful quotes // accident //
The battle of minds comes before the physical struggle. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Shifu // life quotes // struggle //
Your life story had an unhappy beginning. But it’s not what made you who you are, but what happened next and who you want to be now. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Prophet // life //
Oooh, Furious Five! You are much bigger than my figures! Well, except for the praying mantis. He's the same. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // funny quotes // toys // size //
I hope the current plan is better than the plan to cook rice in your stomach, washing it down with boiling water? Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Tigress //
“Ah, Shifu, my old friend, the panda will not fulfill his destiny, and you will not fulfill yours, until you give up the illusion that everything in this world depends on you.” - With an illusion? - Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I will not force it to bloom when I please or to bear fruit ahead of schedule. - But something depends on us. I wanted it, and this fruit fell. And it's up to me where to plant the seed. And this is not an illusion at all, master. “Yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow into a peach tree.” You may want the apple tree to grow, but the peach tree will grow. - Can the peach tree defeat Tai Lung? - It can and is capable - if you want to guide it, nurture it, believe in it. - But how? How?! I need your help, master. - No, you just have to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise that you will believe. “I... I promise... to believe.” Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // Master Shifu // meaningful quotes // wisdom //
- Do you want to learn kung fu? - Yes!!! “Then I am your master!” Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // Master Shifu //
There is no savior in matters of the heart. There are those to whom we will open up after we have saved ourselves. Tags: Elchin Safarli // Recipes for happiness. Diary of an Eastern Cook // Panda // life quotes // salvation //
Women's tears are spent more for internal reasons than for external ones... Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // life quotes // tears //
“Perhaps the crap I showed today has never been seen in the entire history of Kung Fu!” Throughout the history of China! In the entire history of sludge! - Maybe. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // Master Oogway // sarcastic quotes //
Inner peace, inner peace... My nose itches. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Oogway // funny quotes // peace //
Even the praying mantis has its own gadgets! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // possibilities //
You can’t tell my mom the truth, she immediately goes into agony and bo-bo! Tags: Skins // Pandora “Panda” Moon //
-What are these green weirdos? — Some kind of jade zombies. — Jade zombies? Nephrombi! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po // funny quotes // zombies // battles //
“I thought Master Oogway would choose the one who really knows kung fu.” - Or, at least bending down, touching his paws. — Or at least sees them... Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Tigress // Crane // Monkey // funny quotes //
- And Oogway said that I... Ahh! Wuxi Finger Grip! Not the Wuxi finger grip... - Oh-ho-ho, do you know this grip? — Developed during the Third Dynasty, yes! “O-oh, then do you know what will happen when I bend my little finger?” - No, no, no... - What is the most difficult thing about this technique? The hardest part is scrubbing the floor afterwards. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // // Master Shifu // funny quotes //
What? When I'm upset, I always eat, okay? Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // life quotes // food, food // frustration //
News is news, good or bad. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway //
Justice is on the menu today! Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Po // funny quotes //
You just have to believe. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // motivational quotes // faith //
The past is forgotten. The future is closed. The present is given. That's why they call him real. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // meaningful quotes // future // past //
There is no secret ingredient. <…> To do something special, you just have to believe that it is something special. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Mr. Ping // affairs //
There were masters who won a battle just by effectively opening a door. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Shifu // funny quotes // skill // victory and winners //
I don’t take money for my awesomeness, and even more so for beauty... Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // funny quotes // narcissism //
I twist, I twist, I want to deceive you! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po //
- You brought peace to the valley and to my soul... Thank you... - No! Master! No, no, don't die, Shifu, please! - I’m not dying, you fool! Uh...Dragon Warrior. I have finally found peace of mind. - Ah. Well, maybe I should shut up then? - Yes, if you can. <...> - Or maybe a dumpling after all? Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // Master Shifu // funny quotes // soul //
In my opinion, first love is an unimaginable feeling. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. The brain is simply not capable of processing such pleasure. Tags: Sleepwalk with Me // Matt Pandamiglio // first love // comparison //
The dead live in the past, and I must strive for the future. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Lord Shen // time // desire //
Inner peace... Inner peace... Inner peace... Wow... Fucked up. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // // funny quotes // calm //
Even the illusion of love can heal and ennoble. Great feeling of life... Tags: Elchin Safarli // Recipes for happiness. Diary of an Oriental Cook // Panda // meaningful quotes // love //
— Each of us has our own place in life. Mine is here. Your place... - Also here. - No ! Your place is at tables 2, 5, 7 and 12! And don't forget to smile! Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // Mr. Ping // life //
“That’s just the point, Shen.” The scars are healing. - No . The wounds are healing. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // // Lord Shen // scars //
- This is some kind of terribly stupid nightmare... - A nightmare or... memories? Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // // Prophet // nightmares // memories //
- Eh, maybe we should drop everything and start doing noodles again... - Quit - don’t quit, noodles are not noodles. You are too preoccupied with what was and what will be... Tags: Kung Fu Panda // // Master Oogway // past // future //
- Finally. Oh yeah! The power of the dragon scroll now belongs to me!... There is nothing here! - Relax, I didn’t move in at first either. - What? - There is no secret ingredient! It's about you. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Panda Po // Tai Lung //
The more you take, the less you have. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Master Oogway //
Sometimes we act dishonestly for a good reason... Tags: Kung Fu Panda 3 // Mr. Ping // life quotes // lies, deception //
Happiness... must be won. And I will win mine. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Shen // happiness //
Ah... My sworn enemy... The staircase. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // // positive quotes // enemies, enmity // stairs //
A true warrior will never give up what he started. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Shifu // goal // things to do //
Panda, no one washes their armpits in the lake of holy tears. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Shifu //
And when I found you, I made the main decision in my life. From now on, I began to prepare soup without radishes. And I also decided to adopt you. Since then, my soup and my life have become much sweeter. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 //
Your thoughts are like ripples on the water, my friend. Clarity disappears in excitement, but if you let the waves calm down, the answer will become obvious. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // meaningful quotes // questions // answers //
When you love, you become vulnerable, there is some kind of touching longing and fear in your eyes. Fear of losing the person you live with, although you understand in your head that this is impossible. Tags: Elchin Safarli // If you knew... // Panda // life quotes // love //
But when I realized that the problem is not in you, but inside me, I found Inner Peace and managed to harness the energy of the Universe. Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // problems // inner world //
Having chosen the road to escape fate, we meet it there. Tags: Kung Fu Panda // Master Oogway // meaningful quotes // inevitability, rock, fate //
Do you think the truth will drown out the pain and fill the emptiness in your soul? Tags: Kung Fu Panda 2 // Lord Shen // truth // pain // emptiness //
