We offer you a fun selection of statuses, aphorisms and sayings about blondes. In our selection, blondes themselves will find suitable phrases for themselves; with the help of apt statements they will be able to confuse anyone. Charge yourself with a dose of light humor and let there be only bright streaks in life.
Since ancient times, there have been many mocking sayings about blondes. Blonde creatures amaze everyone with their beauty, but, most often, they do not stand out for their special intelligence. Although, most likely this is just a stereotype. It’s just that it’s much easier for girls with white hair to make excuses in any situation. To avoid ridicule in her direction, the blonde needs to work hard. In order to dispel the opinion that white paint destroys the mind, you need to show your erudition and resourcefulness, then let all the brunettes envy, and let the men bite their elbows for doubting the perfection of a blonde girl. The blondes themselves laugh it off, citing that jokes about them are written by envious brunettes or offended men who have received a refusal.
Hair color, by and large, is just a formality. You can be a smart blonde or a stupid brunette. Therefore, it is not the color or hair dye that is to blame for stereotypes, but behavior and the ability to present oneself.
Blonde is not a death sentence
It is generally accepted that all blondes are incredibly stupid. But is it? Let's figure it out - statuses about blondes, smart ones and more.
- There is only one life. And it’s better to spend it being a blonde!
- I am blond! Do you have an excuse for yourself?
- You can be a dumb blonde, but it's definitely better than being a not-so-smart brunette!
- Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I need to explain everything several times... I understand it perfectly the second time.
- The smartest blondes behave the most stupidly. On purpose. After all, it is very profitable and convenient. But as soon as you say something smart during the evening, everyone starts clicking their tongues and looking at you respectfully. They didn’t appreciate it, they say...
- Smile at passers-by - let them dream too!
- What cannot be taken away from blondes is their desire for consistency. They always choose the rich!
- Women are strong because of their stupidity and recklessness... That's why blondes are the strongest women!
- A true blonde will always remain a blonde... even if she is a brunette!
- Blondes know how to think, but they don’t understand why they need it.
- It's better to be a dyed blonde than a typical TP.
- Why am I blonde? It's simple. I want to be cool, bright and mysterious. I want to be the best!
- The blonde is not only a serious diagnosis, but also a good alibi...
- Not every blonde is a blonde... some people just have blonde hair.
- Blondes are always the center of attention. Even if they try to behave very quietly and unnoticeably...
- If brunettes could choose, they would be blondes! Life is easier for blondes, obviously!
- Blondes aren't that stupid, it's just that most of them dream too much.
Quotes and aphorisms
They say that blondes are not stupid. My wife was a brunette, yesterday morning she dyed her hair blonde, and in the evening she made a scandal about why she had black hair in bed?!
You never know, maybe you decided to take advantage of her transformation and brought the brunette to your place while your wife was getting her hair dyed...)
Blondes are always a mystery - either dyed, or born a fool.
In any case, you should always be careful with them...)
The blonde’s logic: “I never turn on my turn signals. Why do others need to know where I’m going?”
Also, don’t press the gas, why do you even need to go somewhere...)
Why do blondes open yogurt right in the store? Because it says on the lid: “Open here.”
The blondes are talking: “What kind of vision do you have?” - Minus 5. - Oh, you're probably freezing all the time!
So we talked...)
Anyone can offend a blonde, but only another blonde will understand and be offended.
The blonde may not be smart enough to offend...)
The blonde calls the doctor: -Hello, doctor, help. My sister has a headache and fever. — Tall? - Yes, eighty-three meters...
Okay, at least she didn’t mention her bust size...)
Blonde in the bathroom: - Mash, give me shampoo! - There are plenty of them in the bathroom! “They all say “For dry hair,” but I already wet them.
Then take a hairdryer, dry your hair and apply shampoo...)
Blondes, correcting errors in Microsoft Word, rub the monitor with an eraser!
Well, at least they don’t paint over it with concealer...)
Why does the blonde sit in the corner when it's cold??? Because it's 90 degrees there.
This is how they try to apply their knowledge of geometry...)
Blonde: - Listen, some kind of strange coffee today!? Another: - Fool, this is tea! Waiter: - Girls, more cocoa?
You can even bring them boiling water along the way, they won’t notice...)
It's good to be blonde - every day there are new discoveries.
Today I learned that you have to cross the road when the light is green, tomorrow that you have to keep your eyes on the road while driving, so they won’t get bored...
There is no sadder story in the world than the story about a blonde on the Internet!
Only blondes still access the Internet through Explorer...)
She needs to dye her hair blonde so that her hair color matches her brain...
No need, at least she looks smart...)
How to make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
Look, by this time it will come...)
I laugh and cry
Funny quotes and phrases about blondes. If you laughed yourself, make your friends laugh. Cool statuses about blondes.
- As it turns out, many transvestites are blondes. This means that many blondes are actually stupid men!
- They say that blondes are not so stupid. Yesterday my wife dyed her hair from brunette to blonde, and today she started a scandal about the fact that she found black hair in our bed!
- In the life of every self-respecting man there must certainly be something bright... for example, a blonde!
- If a blonde asks who you like more, brunettes or blondes, answer: “Yes!”
- If the blonde thinks, her hair stands on end... from horror!
- They say about my wife that she is a stupid blonde, but this is not true: she is not a blonde.
- One blonde opened up and said that she doesn’t know what she’s thinking about until she starts talking!
- A burning, passionate, young blonde is looking for unrestrained sex for one night... Interested? So, this is not all about me.
- Blondes are in higher demand because they are harder to get lost in the dark!
- I recently came across a scary sign on the door: “Knock slowly! I am blond…"
- But brunettes can be proud that they can say whatever they want, but they won’t laugh at them!
- Do you know why blondes are happy when there is a thunderstorm? They think they are being photographed when lightning flashes.
- No man will be able to distinguish a brunette from a blonde... if they shave their heads, turn off the lights, crawl under the covers and close themselves in the room.
- Jokes about blondes are written by harmful brunettes... because they have nothing to do on lonely evenings.
- Do you know why jokes about blondes are so short? So that brunettes can remember them!
- Blonde logic: if you have a jar of yogurt in the sink, then the spoon is in the trash anyway!
- No, I understand everything, I also talk to inanimate objects, but to tell the chair: “Move away”...
- Today I went out on the street with the thought that the whole world would be at my feet! But my mother also asked me to take some trash...
QUOTES ABOUT BLONDES AND BRUNETTES
Being blonde is a completely different state of mind. I can't explain it exactly, but being blonde makes me incredibly sexy. Men really respond to this. I love blonde hair, but it really makes you look different. I feel more balanced with dark hair, and I feel less realistic with blonde hair. And I also feel more Italian when I'm a brunette.
Madonna
So what if I'm blonde now? I still have the temperament of a brunette.
Gina Lollobrigida
It's great to be blonde; with such low expectations, it's easy to impress.
Pamela Anderson
Men prefer blondes because they believe that brunettes are smarter and therefore more dangerous.
Marcel Achard
Blondes are not as stupid as everyone thinks. It all depends on the durability of their hair dye.
Vladimir Eduardovich Kazaryan
Now I understand why blondes are so popular. They are easier to see in the dark.
Robert Orben
I never tan - I like to be completely blonde.
Marilyn Monroe
When choosing a wife, try to imagine what she would look like if she were not blonde.
Leonard Louis Levinson
My wife is called a dumb blonde, but that's not true: she's not a blonde.
Robert Orben
Of all these false stories about blondes, a good half are not true.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
Blonde and dark hair are two poles of human character. Dark hair signifies masculinity, courage, sincerity and activity, while light hair symbolizes femininity, tenderness, helplessness and passivity. The blonde is therefore doubly a woman. It's not about pigments. The blonde involuntarily becomes like her hair. If dark hair became a worldwide fashion, life in the world would be much better. It would be the most useful social reform that has ever been carried out.
Milan Kundera, from the book “Farewell Waltz”
Blonde: a mixture of brunette with perhydrol.
"Pshekruj"
We dye our hair a different color each time so as not to make the same mistake twice.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
She's not slutty! Just a blonde at heart!
Quote from the anime "Gintama"
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but marry brunettes.
Anita Luz
Gentlemen prefer blondes, especially if they are married to brunettes.
God is a gentleman. He favors blondes.
Joe Orton
Blondes are always a mystery - either dyed, or born a fool.
Never judge by appearance: a girl who looks like a dumb blonde may actually be a smart brunette.
Was Snow White blonde? This explains a lot…
While blondes and brunettes argue which one is cooler, redheads have their boyfriends.
The brunette was so stupid that she inevitably had to dye her hair blonde.
Sometimes smart thoughts come to visit true blondes. But then they run away in panic...
Vladimir Pletinsky
And you're not blonde, you can't pull it off. Blondes are either cool or funny, and you... you are a brunette.
Quote from the series "Grey's Anatomy / Grey's Anatomy"
And again the carriage, measured swaying, silence, and... my blissful smile of the blonde, who was presented with a Gucci handbag with Swarovski rhinestones... The evening passed in the best traditions of sentimental novels, that is, disgustingly decent.
Kira Strelnikova, from the book “Dark Prince, Light Prince...”
Annabeth was jealous. She always wanted to have dark hair. No one took her seriously as a blonde. She had to work twice as hard to gain recognition as a strategist, an architect, a senior advisor—anything related to the brain.
Rick Riordan, from the book “Heroes of Olympus. Mark of Athena"
- She's lying. - Do you know this for sure? “She has such ugly dark hair.” - So what, this is discrimination against brunettes? - Why not? They rub my nose in the fact that I'm blonde. - Blondes have great power. You can't even imagine what you've been given.
Quote from the movie "Legally Blonde"
- That woman, that woman again. You say she has blue eyes? - You can drown in them. - Stay away from blondes - they are witches. I loved this one too. For a long time. - You? You don't even look at women, you are more chaste than a monk. I figured you were only interested in drinking. “I’ve been drinking since then.”
Quote from the movie "Milady (2004)"
Accurate, but caustic
Words for those times when you need to not only laugh, but also hurt more deeply. Offensive and caustic statuses about blondes.
- The blonde thought, and her hair began to darken...
- In those moments when blondes start thinking out loud, comedians can rest easy.
- Do you know how to tell if a blonde is talking nonsense? It’s easy – her lips start moving!
- To get out of depression and overcome a bad mood: some eat sweets, others break dishes, and someone feeds the chickens on the VK farm...
- It's not that blondes are completely stupid, they just sometimes forget their brains in their makeup bag!
- What to do with a blonde for a good half of the day? Take a piece of paper and write “flip it over” on each side!
- If the blonde's head is cut off, she will be able to go shopping for a few more days...
- Blondes are wild animals that are very poorly domesticated due to their low intelligence.
- Blondes are in higher demand because they are harder to get lost in the dark!
- Do you know how blondes make jam? They pick it out of the pies!
- Every blonde has a mystery: either she’s dyed, or she’s been such a fool since birth...
- The most terrible disease of the 21st century: chronic blonde.
- The law is not written for blondes. And if it is written, it is clearly not read. And if you read it, it’s incomprehensible. And if it’s clear, then it’s not so...
- I admire my girlfriend: this is fidelity, she gets married for the third time, but her lover remains the same!
Statuses about blondes
Blondes aren't afraid of problems, it's blondes who are afraid of problems! When blondes start solving problems, problems come with problems!
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I turned it on, I can’t turn it off! I can’t do it for a day. I can’t do it for the second day. And then I see that my life is starting to get better!
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- You don't laugh at jokes about blondes, but write them down as useful advice.
*** You don’t understand why beggars ask for money on the street. Can't you have them in your nightstand? Or withdraw from the card!
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If all blondes are stupid, why then are the great minds of humanity called blondes?
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A beautiful blonde with size four breasts accidentally dropped by at a corporate party and spoiled the mood of the entire female half of the team.
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Nothing goes better with white nights than blondes on white sheets.
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- Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I have to say it three times. Two is enough for me.
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The blonde explained to the traffic cop that yesterday she was wearing different sandals, so her license remained in another bag. Men's logic was shattered.
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I painted it. I called my dad and said: “Dad, I’m not a blonde anymore.” Dad: - Lord, at least it’s not green, at least it’s not green.
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A blonde is a paradise for the eyes, a disaster for the brain, a pleasure for the soul and a disaster for the wallet.
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He stood financially firmly on his feet until a stunning blonde appeared in his life.
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- In the life of every man there must be something bright, for example, a blonde.
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There is no need to look for logic and common sense in two processes: in the murmuring of a stream and the chatter of a blonde.
Blonde statuses
And for dessert, the sweetest thing - a selection of stupid blonde statuses! Perhaps you will find “deep meaning” in them - then urgently run to check the color of your hair!
- Ridicules about blondes are made up by those who didn’t get blondes...
- It is not at all necessary that I consider everything I say to be my opinion.
- I am blond! And it’s not my hair that decorates me, it’s me who dyes my hair!
- Brunettes are smart, but blondes are beautiful.
- Life is difficult and unpredictable! I don't care, I'm the queen!
- Lord, we broke up, I’ll go crazy and throw myself off the chair.
- I know the password, I see the ATM, I believe my dad is an oil tycoon.
- I'll kill boredom! And who immediately read it correctly?
- Monday is considered emo day - you really don’t want to live.
- I'm not sleeping, I'm just blinking slowly...
- Do you know what pain is? No, you don't. It’s when you’re lying on the sofa, chatting with someone on the phone, you want to press your feet against the wall, and then your slipper flies off your foot and flies right into your eye!
- If you make me angry, I’ll soak your jacket in salt... let the moose lick you to death!
- Everything is so perfect! There is so much happiness that I don’t even know which wall to break my head against...
- I know my limits! Fell - that's enough!
- Do you, too, when you read the status and recognize yourself in it, start laughing?
- If I were paid for every envious glance at me, then Abramovich would be my driver.
- Do you, too, when you leave the house, first run to call the elevator, and only then close the door?
- I noticed that some boys have long eyelashes. I just want to tear them off and attach them to myself.
- I did my hair for two hours. Then I went on a date. Now he’s already touching me by the hair, wants to kiss me... And then I yell: “Get your fucking hands off!” - he was so scared, poor thing.
- If there is a gray streak in your life, cover it up with concealer!
- I'm blowing my mind! Free and without registration!
- I don’t suffer from excessive anxiety, I don’t have delusions of grandeur or star fever... I’m just really so wonderful that I can’t hide it from others!
Statuses about blondes
The blondes are talking: “What kind of vision do you have?” - Minus 5. - Oh, you're probably freezing all the time!
That's why my head is bright, so that smart thoughts sometimes come into it =) Blondes are smart!
Who knows why the blonde crumbles bread into the toilet? She feeds the toilet duckling!
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A blonde should only question intelligence if she has small breasts!
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Blonde curls are not only beautiful hair. This is my main weapon, and sometimes an excellent alibi!
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Terrible and stupid! So perfect and you think everything is cool, but in life everything is DG! Expensive and Stupid!
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A drunk man comes up to the stall and says: “Is there any beer?” And there is a blonde saleswoman: “Drink beer!”
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In the morning there are 2 blondes on the transport. - You can't drink at all! You danced drunk on the table yesterday! In shorts and a bra! - Oh, you left too early.
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Blonde: - Listen, some strange coffee today!? Another: - Dra, this is tea! Waiter: - Girls, more cocoa?
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How to make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
