Cool statuses about repairs

Repair is a holiday that is always with you

Statuses about renovations can be positive, when people are happy to tell you how their apartment is being transformed, but they can also be sad when the renovation is just boring. Choose your status:

Prolonged repairs are the end of dreams and illusions that we will do it in a month.
I really wanted to start everything from scratch, so I started renovations.
I thought that with the renovation a new life would begin, but the renovation does not end, and I no longer want anything new.
The end of the renovation is the beginning of your freedom.
When the renovation is finished, you can celebrate it, because it took six months.
We just can’t finish the renovation, which during the process of doing it turned out to be of no use to anyone at all - not me, not my wife, not my mother-in-law, not my children. So why the hell did we start it?
When the repair is delayed and you are already tired of it, let it go by itself, stroke it - it will slowly stop reminding you of itself.
When the renovation is finished, you are afraid to even walk on the floor, lest you bring the next one closer.
Do not doubt your decision to abruptly stop repairs, even if you still need to change pipes, radiators, window sill - leave everything as it is - after all, you no longer have the strength, and the money has run out, and a nervous breakdown is not far off.
In the first month of renovating the apartment, I began to hate my mother-in-law, who came and blurted out: “It’s time for you to do the renovation.” During the second month of renovation, I hated my wife, who supported her mother’s nonsense and forced me to do the renovation. After six months of renovation work in the apartment, I already hated the whole world and myself, my beloved - why am I such a spineless henpecked person?!
When you decide to complete the renovation, be strong - your wife will always find arguments and facts not to do this.
Remember that the end of the repair is inevitable, no matter how long it lasts.
Even while renovating your home, don’t close yourself off from the world; meet with friends while your wife is hanging wallpaper.
I will never forget my first apartment renovation; it seemed like it would never end. Yes, I have gained invaluable experience, but I will not repeat this - I will hire guest workers.
Renovation is a test of the strength of a relationship; if you did not get divorced during the renovation, then you have a strong family.

Funny quotes about road repairs

*** The campaign to install speed bumps in Russia failed: no one noticed them on most roads. *** Judging by the condition of the roads, potholes on Russian roads are recognized as a national treasure, and road workers make sure that they do not disappear. *** Road repair in Russian: we make bumps out of potholes! *** If a bag decomposes in 145 years, and asphalt in one winter, then can asphalt be made from bags? *** If the road has been well repaired, it means that the pipes will soon be replaced)) *** Asphalt is the material used to cover highways and sidewalks before excavation work begins. *** On all the streets of the country! Asphalt week! Just a week, and the asphalt disappears into oblivion under natural disasters in the form of light drizzle... *** When you look at the asphalt after the thaw, you get the impression that snowfall is worse than bombing for our roads. *** In Russia, the most common type of road surface is mat. *** The roads are not actually being repaired, only potholes are being moved to make it harder for the driver to remember them.

Repair is a country that turns us into slaves

Funny statuses about repairs are posted in a state of despair, that the repairs are not finished, but only the money is running out. I want to laugh at myself and the absurd idea of starting renovations. Choose your phrase:

The end of the money is already visible, but the end of the renovation is not in sight.
The renovation has no beginning, and apparently there will be no end.
During the renovation, my wife and I divorced 2 times, although there was no time to go to court, so we just agreed, told each other to fuck off 3 times, slammed the doors 5 times and went to drink at a bar with friends and girlfriends. But we did it anyway, now the two of us are sitting in a renovated apartment and enjoying life!
Only during renovations does the mental pain intensify, and all the grievances accumulated over the years pour out; apparently, along with the housing, we also repair our relationships.
Only after I made the repairs myself did I become a neat freak - don’t go there, don’t put anything here, don’t move the furniture, don’t spoil the parquet.
Advice to all men - before you get married, do some renovations with your chosen one - you will immediately understand that she is a bitch.
Repair in our time can only be cosmetic, when you nail the fallen wallpaper - for centuries.
We bought a house, started doing renovations, and there was a bottomless barrel. We put everything in, but it doesn’t fill up. We figured that with this money we could buy 2 renovated houses.
Repair is a tricky thing, it seems that you only need to replace the pipe, but then it turns out that you also need floors, walls, ceilings and new furniture.
Don't regret the past renovation, be afraid of the upcoming one.
If you failed to protect the interior of the apartment, blame yourself - repair it for the rest of your life.
You can struggle endlessly with breakdowns in your home, but there comes a time when you realize that your life is over and you start making repairs.
During the renovation, which has been going on for 5 months, suddenly the switch switched on and turned me off from the desire to continue the endless renovation - I threw out the trash, vacuumed, and plugged the cracks with cotton wool - that's it, stop mocking yourself.
There is no sadder story in the world than endless renovations in a house.
Don’t cling to old wallpaper that has long faded, decorate it with watercolors, let it weigh and make you happy.
Know how to put an end to it in the midst of repairs when the money runs out.
Repair is a state when at the very beginning you already think about its end.

Repair can only proverb

Whoever gets up early, God gives him a drill...

REPAIR: From the pessimist: What a mess we have! And when it's all over. From the optimist: How cool it will be after the renovation.

And I repaired the shower hose. Out of principle. At the same time, she didn’t smoke half a dozen cigarettes, didn’t dirty the bathroom, didn’t drink a can of beer, didn’t talk obscenely with tools and a slipping pipe, didn’t break a toothbrush cup with an adjustable wrench, didn’t call anyone an armless fool and a brainless miser. I'm proud. And the mechanic, having done all of the above, said that the matter was hopeless and ordered to buy a new mixer. If I need it, I’ll buy it! In the meantime, I’m ready to assemble a team of women for minor household repairs.

He didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t swear... And he never did any repairs.

(T) Some useful tips. If you hesitate to start repairs for a long time, try boiling a can of condensed milk “until fully cooked.”

If during the first joint renovation they fought a hundred times, but never divorced, the family was a success!

Our upstairs neighbors do year-round renovations. The sound of the first speaker is for us both as an alarm clock and as a last-ditch call. One day I was standing in the kitchen right under the hood (in this place there is the best possible audibility for all floors) and preparing dinner while the hammer drill hummed. My head is pounding like crazy. Well, I angrily said: “So that you, WOODPECKER, drill into your head like this every day. "And suddenly from the lower floors comes: "AND IN THE ASS TOO. ")))

Losing weight is like repairing - the main thing is to start...

Do you know why renovations take years? It's just a great excuse for a mess)))) -K-

The third month of renovation... I’m already turning the cutlets with a spatula...

-Tell me, which flooring is best for a nursery? -How many children do you have? - five... - Oh! Then it's better to just concrete it.

Ukraine is the only country in the world where asphalt is driven along the side of the road))))

I went to aerobics for a whole year to have good plasticity, but I never found it... The folded stepladder instantly taught me how to do the splits!

The best cure for the blues is renovation. The head is always busy, emotions are overflowing.

The main thing in repairs is that someone firmly says: “Stop! Enough. We're done."

The woman doesn’t know how to hammer a nail, but she knows exactly where.

DEAR RESIDENTS! It is planned to carry out a planned overhaul of the heating main in the courtyard of your house. In this regard, REU-7 apologizes in advance for the inconvenience caused, as well as for: . • torn up asphalt • unfenced ditches on the playground and around the “Products” store • long-term lack of hot water • 24-hour roar and swearing • flooded basements and a burnt-out transformer hut • fragments of concrete slabs and cuttings of steel pipes • “Soyu” kiosk toppled by a bulldozer ... show all text …

I’m not looking for someone to blame and I’m not screaming senselessly until I’m hoarse... I’m just repairing a broken mast where, instead of a sail, I’m tying dreams in a knot...

The soul of a home is more important than repairs...

A woman is a creature who, even among the ruins, can cook something to eat))

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It will never end...

Funny statuses about renovations in an apartment can cheer you up even when nothing pleases you at all - neither the updated floor and ceiling, nor new walls, because there is still a lot of repair work ahead. So please yourself at least with statuses:

Do not predict the timing and how events will unfold during repairs, it is always unpredictable, and everything will go as it should. Prepare for the worst.
There is an end to everything, but not to repairs.
Friends' stories about the end of the renovation seem like a fairy tale, which you believe less and less.
When you have already realized that there is no point in continuing the renovation, it will not end anyway, you continue it anyway - take out a loan and do it. After all, we are persistent...
Gain strength and put an end to the repairs, otherwise you’ll just go broke.
I struggled with the repair for a long time, but he fucking won – and I’ve been living in dust and dirt for 2 months now with the hope that one day it will simply be gone.
During the renovation, I completely fell out of love with this life.
No matter how difficult it is to make repairs, move on, away from the apartment.
Know how to honestly end the relationship with the repair - it should leave your family.
Let the repair work go freely, continue to enjoy life while you are not at home.
Tell the repair honestly - no, and put an end to your relationship.
During renovations, one question becomes increasingly relevant: “Do I need it?”
Only after the renovation you realize how happy you are.
The renovation tortured me, exhausted me, sucked me out of all my money, I want to run away from him, but a sense of responsibility forces me to enter into a relationship with him again and again.
If renovations don't bring you joy, what's the point?
When you are mired in repairs, only you can save yourself by telling your wife honestly - either I or he.
It's all over - it's not when your wife leaves you, it's when you finish renovations, there's no greater stress.

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— Three hundred two dollars, fifty-seven cents due. - Three hundred bucks!? Three hundred bucks for a couple of scratches? Bullshit!

- It was bullshit! With a slide!

After Biff's car was cleaned of horse manure.

You can't fix what isn't broken.

“You two need to figure this out.” My dad and I managed to agree that we would paint our bedroom a Miami tan color. - What? Not at all. Let's leave it running. — Jerry, the bedroom is not beige. She is white. Just dirty, hence the run.

- That's it! Why paint a wall if the colors will change anyway!

The dogs bark so touchingly outside the window, the Perforator sings along in unison. This morning it’s so nice to feel the bed vibrating from the rumble. A symphony orchestra made of noise - This is a classic of large residential buildings, I have a plan and I will take revenge on everyone - I will knock loudly on the radiator with a spoon!

That's it - I can't!

Statuses about apartment renovations can be filled with despair, sadness and sadness, when there is no longer any strength or money to do it, and the problems are only growing. Phrases can also refer to the great joy of completing a renovation. Choose your status:

I'm so tired of repairing, but can I just live?
I’m ready to surrender even to aliens from repairs, just so I don’t have to see all this chaos.
I would like to forget myself and fall asleep, but no - I have to drill, saw, and take out my brain...
It’s impossible to put an end to repair work, I’m ready for an ellipsis...
Home renovation makes me panic when I clearly see that there is no money, but I have to hold on.
You shouldn’t finish with something that can’t be finished – with renovations.
Seeing that the repairs are not being completed, I am simply overwhelmed with despair, which is why I asked my superiors for a long business trip.
I really want to change the situation during the renovation, but he won’t let me in - he clings and forces me to continue it.
When we started the renovation, I was even glad that there was meaning in life, but a year later I understand how meaningless and merciless it all is.
Still, the hope that life is striped instills faith that after repairs everything will get better.
Is there life after renovation? Or will it take over the rest of your life?
The healthy excitement of renovating an apartment slowly gave way to despair and depression.
Everything will pass, and this too will pass - it is this phrase that helps me every day to continue and continue renovating the apartment.
Patience is running out, and repairs are in vain.
Don't get bogged down in repair work, remember that there is still something in life.
Life is fleeting, but repairs are durable.
No amount of repairs can give you a reason to end your life, but sometimes you want to.
Don’t waste yourself on trifles, such as renovating your apartment; it’s better to go to the theater or cinema..
I really want to live a full and rich life, but the renovation has riveted me tightly and for a long time.
Sometimes during the renovation it seems that life has stopped, but it only seems that she is simply preparing for a new surge of emotions and events - but in a renovated, beautiful apartment.
The desire for an eternal holiday often comes after a protracted renovation - do not deny yourself a holiday after its completion.
I have learned to learn to enjoy everything that happens to you - even long-term renovations in an apartment.
While you're alive, make repairs, experiment, improve your interior and make your life more beautiful and comfortable - you can do anything.