Aphorisms about psychos - clubtravelms.ru

If you're going to treat me like I'm crazy, then I'm going to act like I'm crazy.

Judging by the fact that as a child I wrapped myself in a blanket and imagined that I was a pancake that would be eaten by a cannibal, I have had mental disorders since an early age.

Being crazy has now become mainstream. Everyone here is crazy, and strange, and different from everyone else. What's the point? You are poisoned by cigarette smoke, you make a colorful tattoo so that they can look. To be appreciated. And they knew. You are strange, you are not like everyone else

I remember Blue shoe covers White coats There are two of us in the hospital, me and a psychiatrist.

So what’s wrong, He’ll give you a pill, The five of you are again Just you and the walls.

Crazy people should be envious. They went beyond the ordinary, since we remained living in them...

Two orderlies took me by the shoulders and led me along long corridors. Suddenly the noise made by the psychos died down. They clung to the doors and quietly whispered “bye” to me, some extended their hands to me.

And if there is a God, then he has long been in the next room dressed in a straitjacket. He sits there alone and rambles.

Don’t squeal and don’t spit, If you are declared crazy: Having made your eyes like Kawaii and taking on a humble look, You suddenly bite Those who don’t understand anime - Let it serve as a lesson for them to tease Anime people.

I definitely can’t watch films about psychos, I immediately catch myself thinking that I want to go to a mental hospital

The minute hand has moved. The alarm clock rang with an annoying ringing. The right hand suddenly fell on the alarm button. A man of over thirty got out of bed and straightened the cross on his chest. And he wandered towards the exit from the apartment. Stopping near the mirror, he peered into it intently. Lifting the hair on his forehead, he saw a scar that was evenly hidden in the depths of the coal-black hair. You could see in his eyes that he genuinely didn't know the person in the reflection. Opening the door, he went out into the hall. There stood a girl of about 23 years old, her white hair blinded him. Approaching her, he asked, “Excuse me, but you don’t know who I am?” — Jake. What do you do every day, every day is the same. Stop drinking!

The world is full of psychos. If you don't want to see them, lock the door, curtain the window and break the mirror.

Aphorism: Funny psychos are everywhere. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

A wonderful feeling is love. With its help, prisons and mental hospitals are filled.

Quotes about psyche and psychiatry

Mental activity is the result of the physiological activity of a certain mass of the brain.

Ivan Pavlov

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Mental health problems affect not three or four out of every five people, but five out of five.

William Menninger

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Any mental act begins as unconscious and only later becomes conscious, but it can remain unconscious if it encounters an obstacle on the way to consciousness.

Sigmund Freud

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A man who has lost his mind does not understand what he has lost.

Vladislav Grzegorczyk

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Show me a mentally healthy person, and I will cure him.

Carl Jung

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The feeling of fear is, in all likelihood, the most painful of all mental sensations available to human nature.

D. I. Pisarev

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Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should first check whether he is sane.

Samuel Goldwyn

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In essence, there is only one type of mental abnormality - the inability to love.

Mental disorders - quotes and aphorisms

The world is full of madmen; If you don’t want to look at them, lock yourself in your house and break the mirror.

If you think everyone has gone crazy, go to a psychiatrist. "Pshekruj"

One in four people suffers from mental disorders. Think about your three closest friends. If they are above suspicion, then this fourth one is you. Ann Landers

The only people who are normal are those we don’t know too well. Joe Ancis

Everyone has their own quirks, except for me and you, Reader. Although I'm not so sure about you anymore. Thomas Fuller

Just because you have been discharged from a mental hospital does not mean that you have been cured. You just became like everyone else. Yanina Ipohorskaya

Anyone who tries to evade his combat duty is not truly crazy. Joseph Heller

Hysteria is the monkey of all diseases. Jean Charcot, one of the founders of neuropathology

Neurotic: A person who worries about what happened in the past instead of worrying about what will happen in the future like normal people. "Reader's Digest"

If you know the path to success, you also know the path to neurosis. Maxim Zvonarev

The neurotic builds castles in the air, the psychopath lives in them, and the psychiatrist receives rent. Jerome Lawrence

For the family of a mentally ill person, as well as for society, his illness is a problem; for the patient himself - a solution. Thomas Szasz

The psychiatrist tells us what everyone knows, but in words that no one understands.

Psychiatrist: predictor of motives. Leonard Louis Levinson

Psychiatry is the only business in which the client is always wrong. American wisdom

Psychotherapy is a science that alleviates the lot of psychotherapists. Gennady Malkin

After a year of treatment, the psychiatrist told me: “Maybe life is not for everyone.” Larry Brown

A psychiatrist is a person who asks you a bunch of expensive questions that your wife asks you for free. Sam Bardell

Psychiatry is about paying $35 an hour to complain about yourself. Robert Orben

The difference between psychoneurosis and ordinary nervousness is approximately $700.

The psychiatrist greets the psychiatrist: “You are completely fine; and I?" From the book “Azimov continues to joke”

Psychiatrist to patient: “Napoleons are not born!” Vyacheslav Verkhovsky

Psychoanalysis is a disease of emancipated Jews; Religious Jews are content with diabetes. Karl Kraus

The psychotic claims that two and two are five, but the neurotic knows that two and two are four, and this terrifies him. Gordon Hammack

The neurotic is in doubt and afraid of people and things; The psychotic is confident in his beliefs and states them directly. In short, the neurotic has problems, the psychotic has solutions. Thomas Szasz

Even the paranoid has enemies. Henry Kissinger

I'm the opposite of paranoid. I suspect others are conspiring to make me happy. Jerome Salinger

Neurosis is a way of avoiding non-existence by avoiding existence. Paul Tillich

The hysterical woman dreams of a master and master whom she could command. Jacques Lacan

Masochism: a perversion that involves inflicting suffering on oneself, although others are much better suited for this. Georges Armand Masson

Sadism often manifests itself in the absence of any feelings. Stanislav Jerzy Lec

Sadists, in any case, are not indifferent to the suffering of their victims. Natalie Clifford Barney

Tell me about your phobias and I will tell you what you are afraid of. Robert Benchley

Crazy: a person suffering from exceptionally strong intellectual independence. Ambrose Bierce

Can a completely healthy person live in this world and not go crazy? Ursula Le Guin

Whatever, the straitjacket must be fastened to the last button. Wlodzimierz Scislowski

The usual view of madness is deceptive: it is not logic at all that a person loses; he loses everything except logic. Gilbert Chesterton

A madman sees a reason in everything. Gilbert Chesterton

There is no more dangerous mania than the mania of persecuting others. Jozef Kusmierek

Everyone has their own obsession: one thinks that someone is following him, another thinks that someone is behind him. Wieslaw Brudzinski

Drug addiction is a long-term enjoyment of death. Francois Mauriac

Shock is an experience that can cure a crazy person and drive a healthy person crazy. Tadeusz Kotarbiński

Psychotherapy: the science that says that the patient will most likely recover, but will forever remain a complete idiot. Henry Louis Mencken

Treatment of complexes can only be complex. Wojciech Wierciech

Quotes about psychos

For some reason, you really want to hit a person who says “Don’t freak out!” on the head with a stool.

And if there is a God, then he has long been in the next room dressed in a straitjacket. He sits there alone and rambles.

A world without psychopaths? He would be crazy.

When a person cannot control himself, then kind people in white coats usually hold him with caring hands.

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So what's wrong, he'll give you a pill, the five of you again

Just you and the walls.

Being crazy has now become mainstream. Everyone here is crazy, weird, and different. What's the point? You are poisoned by cigarette smoke, you make a colorful tattoo so that they can look. To be appreciated. And they knew. You are strange

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Prologue - What is your diagnosis? — the doctor’s voice loudly cut through the silence. “Schizophrenia and solipsism,” answered the man in the straitjacket. - So you deny reality? Do you know the reason for this? - the doctor continued. “I don’t understand what’s real anymore.” But I know for sure that all this is unrealistic. Cause? I have already told you the reason several times. Accident. I got into an accident with a person unknown to me. He died, and I ended up here. It's a kind of hell. Hell for survivors. And I want to know the truth. One of the patients knows the truth. His number is 13. Take me to him! — Sitting at the table, the patient began to scream.

- Calm down! – The doctor spoke calmly. – Do you remember your name?

And if there is a God, then he has long been in the next room dressed in a straitjacket. He sits there alone and rambles.

Aphorism: Funny psychos are everywhere. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

" - Thomas. - a voice sounded somewhere in the darkness. A strange feeling overcame my body. The bright light blinds the eyes, the hands are tied in a circle around the body, the soft floor and walls. How strange it all is, somewhere behind the walls you can hear screams and hysterical laughter. I catch steps, steps closer and closer to my “chamber”. A door opened in the middle of the wall, which I had not seen. Two orderlies and a doctor stood there; the orderlies with stone faces looked at me as if they were looking into my soul. And the doctor smiled as if he had gone crazy.” (c) Icarus

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Statuses about psychos

Wherever you spit, you’ll end up with a psychologist, but if you talk to him, you’ll understand that he’s crazy.

February 14th is the Day of the Mentally Ill in Germany. There's something about it.

After a conversation with a patient in a mental hospital, I began to doubt which of us understands everything and which is a naive fool.

The stars are better visible through the slid down roof.

The nervous one is not the one who taps his fingers on the table, but the one whose sleeves are tied in a knot at the back.

If a dog tells you that you are crazy, then believe me, it is so!

If you lock a psychiatrist in a room for a year with a person who considers himself Napoleon, then who will come out - two normal people or two Napoleons?

A paranoid is someone who understands a little about what is happening around them, and a psycho is someone who has just finally figured it all out.

Many people cannot lose their temper because they are not themselves.

A psychiatrist is a guide who brings back people who have lost their temper.

There is a straitjacket for every psycho.

I love psychos: only they understand the world around us, only with them I can find a common language.

Psychos are everywhere. Only those who have burned themselves out are in the psychiatric hospital.

I don't know what's going on, but I'm worried about the number of psychos around me.

Lord, it’s good that I’m crazy, otherwise I would probably go crazy!

I had a certificate that I was not crazy... And I took it and ate it!

And the psychos have a life like anyone would live: If you want, go to bed, if you want, sing songs...

Do you think I'm crazy? Yes, I'm crazy! But the world in which I live is much more multifaceted and colorful than your gray, routine everyday life.

There is only one difference between me and a madman: the madman thinks he is sane, and I know that I am not sane.

It's good for crazy people in the summer. Short sleeve straitjackets!

I’m already not good friends with my head, so I don’t see the point in quarreling with it!

Of course, I’m not Alice in Wonderland, but my world is also a little that...

If you suddenly discover the meaning of life, consult a psychiatrist.

There are a lot of psychos in the world, every fifth one is a psycho. Speak to me quietly, Maybe I'm one of them...

Serial Killer Quotes

Opinions about serial killers cannot be ambiguous.
Everything is clear here: bastards and bastards. But if you put aside their terrible deeds, you can often see very correct things that “evil geniuses” say. Here is a selection of my favorite quotes from famous serial killers. 1. Jeffrey Dahmer

. USA. Number of kills: 17

“I'm just a nightmare. I was a nightmare for a long time even after I was captured. Over the years, it became obvious that my brain was filled with terrible, monstrous thoughts and ideas. Nightmare."

“Jesus Christ came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am the worst.”

“Yes, I repent, but I’m not even sure if my repentance is as deep as it should be. I always wondered why I didn't experience deeper emotions. I don't even know if I can experience normal emotions or not

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“It would be great if someone answered me why I did all this. What was the reason for this; because I don’t have a suitable answer.”

2. James Latham

. USA. Number of murders: 7. Acted in tandem with a friend - George York.

“The whole world stinks, there’s just crap all around. The only answer to evil is evil. People don't understand anything else. Only evil. Burn down a man's barn - he will understand. Poison his dog. Kill him."

3. Henry Lee Lucas.

USA. Number of murders: proven - 11, unproven - 300.

“I don’t feel like there’s anything wrong with me, I know that!”

“It was sad for me to look at this world. I hated everything. I didn't like anything. I felt the most bitterness and anger that can exist in the world.”

4. Dennis Nielsen

. Great Britain. Number of kills: 15.

“I wanted to stop, but I couldn’t. I had no other happiness in my life.”

5. Richard Ramirez

. Great Britain. Number of murders: proven - 13, unproven - 1.

“We all have the power in our hands to kill, but most are afraid to use it.”

[When the judge pronounced the verdict]: “Just think! Death is everywhere. See you at Disneyland."

"You do not understand. You are not capable of this. I am beyond your understanding. I am beyond Good and Evil."

[To the court after the verdict]: “Your stupidity makes me sick. They will avenge me. There is Lucifer inside all of us!

6. Karl Panzram.

USA. Number of kills: 22.

"I hate the whole damn human race, including myself."

7. Theodore Bundy.

USA. Number of murders: proven - 27, unproven - more than 100.

“Many rapists are not sick people at all. These are individuals who believe they can impose their will on others with impunity.”

“The humanity and soul that God gave me existed, but, unfortunately, they were broken over time.”

“I don’t know what makes people look for friends. I don't know what attracts people to each other. I am not familiar with social relationships based on lies.”

7. Andrei
Chikatilo .
THE USSR. Number of murders: proven - 53, unproven - more than 10.

“Of course, I could become a drunk, drowning out my vital needs. But this is not why I studied the philosophical views of all times and peoples, I went through universities - life and academic ones, in order to bait my consciousness.”

8. John Wayne Gacy.

USA. Number of murders: proven - 33, unproven - 2.

"The clown can get away with murder."

“I have never been caught doing anything more serious than leaving a funeral room without permission.”

9. Alexander Pichushkin.

Russia. Number of murders: proven - 49, unproven - 3.

“Are you asking why I killed? Well, how can I explain it to you... Understand, for me, life without murder is like life without food for you. Need, you know? I felt like the father of these people, because I opened the door to another world for them. I released them into a new life.”

“Living like you is a crime against life. Life turns away from such people and sends people like me.”

10. Richard Chase.

USA. Number of kills: 6.

“The first time I killed was by accident. In the second, the man had a lot of money, and I was jealous.”

“If the door is closed, no one is waiting for you there.”

11. Charles Manson.

USA. In fact, he cannot be classified as a serial killer - he did not kill anyone with his own hands. He was the leader of the “Family” commune, whose members committed brutal murders, including the murder of Roman Polanski’s pregnant wife, Sharon Tate. However, it cannot be ignored. The most interesting character, in my opinion.

“My tribe are people from your society - you threw them away, and I picked them up. It was you who gave birth to your children. It was you who made them what they became... It’s time for you to look back at yourself. You live only for money. But your end is near. You are killing yourself..."

Charles Manson: Everyone is trying to blame. Because they don't want to look inside themselves. Interviewer: What do you see when you look inside yourself? C.M.: Inside yourself? I see everything.. Everything. I see the good, the bad, the evil. I see the whole picture. I: And how much evil did you see? C.M.: As much as you. I: So what do you see? C.M.: All of you. I see a world that you have not conquered. The mind is infinite. Throw me into a remote dungeon, for you it would be the end... but for me it is just the beginning. There's a whole world out there where I'm free. A world you haven't conquered!

“Look at me from top to bottom and you will see a fool. Look up at me and you will see Mr. Look me straight in the face and you will see yourself!”

“I am what you made me, and if you call me a mad dog, a devil, a murderer, then keep in mind that I am a mirror image of your society.”

PS I understand that it’s “not formatted”, but I can’t help myself.

PS 2. A small remark regarding the statements of the “companions” that “everything is immediately clear” from the maniac’s face: