Funny jokes about Masha
Katya swam 50 meters, Yulia swam 100 meters, and Masha swam with fat and didn’t swim.
When drunk Masha got excited at the casino, her parents were sleeping peacefully at home, not suspecting that they were already homeless. Santa Claus came to little Masha only in April. Yes, no one has ever read such poems to Dad! How many people are waiting for Love, Faith, Hope, but Masha comes. Masha’s feeling of the impending end usually appeared after the third glass of champagne. Masha hasn’t been able to make an appointment with a hairdresser for a year now, because the girl shouldn’t call first. When Masha is not satisfied with food, she is filled with anger and irritability. Mashenka went to the park with her dog and set it on her friend. She couldn’t hold the leash - Tanya’s leg became shorter. - Mash, peel the potatoes. - Come on. I love skinning and cutting out eyes. Masha does not have delusions of grandeur. Great people don't suffer from this.
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25 quotes from Erich Maria Remarque, a writer with a huge heart, who wrote about love so deeply and soulfully that it is impossible to tear yourself away from his works:
- A person can become close to you in three days. And the one who lives next to you for years may never know what your favorite color is. .
- When you find yours, you don’t even want to look at anything else.
- The most fragile thing on Earth is the love of a woman. One wrong step, word, look and nothing can be restored.
- The strongest feeling is disappointment. Not resentment, not jealousy or even hatred... after them at least something remains in the soul, after disappointment - emptiness.
- What can one person give to another except a drop of warmth? And what could be more than this? Just don't let anyone get close to you. And if you let him in, you’ll want to hold him. And nothing can be held back...
- An apology does not mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that the value of your relationship is more important than your own ego.
- Your person is not the one who “feels good with you” - a hundred people can feel good with you. To yours - “it’s bad without you.”
- If your soul reaches out to someone, don’t resist. She is the only one who knows exactly what we need .
- We are just strangers who accidentally walked along some part of the path together without understanding each other.
- Stay friends? Plant a small garden on the cooled lava of faded feelings? No, this is not for you and me. This only happens after small affairs, and even then it turns out rather false. Love is not tarnished by friendship. The end is the end.
- No person can become more of a stranger than someone you loved in the past.
- We will never forget each other, but we will never get each other back.
- Love does not tolerate explanations. She needs actions.
- Remember one thing, boy: you will never, never, never again be funny in the eyes of a woman if you do something for her sake.
- It seemed to me that a woman should not tell a man that she loves him. Let her shining, happy eyes speak about this. They speak louder than any words.
- Women should either be idolized or abandoned. Everything else is a lie.
- We are so afraid of being intrusive that we appear indifferent.
- The greatest hatred arises for those who managed to touch the heart and then spat into the soul.
- I stood next to her, listened to her, laughed and thought how scary it is to love a woman and be poor.
- It's hard to find words when you really have something to say.
- The more you try to achieve a person who does not value you, the more painful the blows of his indifference will be for you.
- Trying to forget someone means remembering him all the time.
- People who believe that no one needs them are, in fact, often the most needed.
- It doesn't matter how often you see each other, what matters is what these meetings mean to you.
- The first person you think about in the morning and the last person you think about at night is either the reason for your happiness or the reason for your pain..
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The funniest jokes about Masha
- Mashenka, everything was so wonderful... - It was better while you were silent. - Why? - I'm not Masha.
At a geography lesson. – Children today we will study the continent of America. Masha, go to the board and show America on the map. Masha goes to the board and shows America on the map. Teacher: - Correct. Now, children, tell me, who discovered America? Children in chorus: - Masha! Vovochka and Mashenka are sitting and eating cabbage salad. Vovochka: - Masha, you and I are like two goats: we eat grass. Masha: - There is only one goat here, and I am a bunny. - Mom, this is Masha, she will live with us. She is a very good, smart girl, she doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke and doesn’t swear! - So... Everything is clear with Masha, AND WHO ARE YOU??? While eating the sour cream, Masha got pretty dirty, but she ate it all. After which she issued a phrase inexhaustible in its philosophical depth: “How strange! The sour cream is all in me now, but now I’m all in the sour cream!” - Masha, you wouldn’t eat chicken, would you? - Why is this? – After I read your statuses on the Internet, I realized that for you this is cannibalism. – What is this Masha on your phone? - This is Misha, I just pressed the wrong letter when saving. - Let's say. What about Elvira Sauna? - Damn, T9! This is Electric Sanya!
- Vovochka! Why did you call Masha a fool? Now go up to her and tell her that you are very sorry. - Masha, I’m very sorry that you are a fool!
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- Vovochka, offer Masha a chair! - Masha, will you have a chair? - Hello, my name is Masha. - Very nice! - It's not for long. During the funeral, knocks and screams suddenly begin to be heard from the coffin: “Masha, open up, I’m still alive!!!” - Van, shut up, the doctor knows better. One day my husband returned from the resort, went to bed, and his wife said to him: “Listen, honey, I feel like you cheated on me there with someone!” - Well, stop it! Well, where did you get the idea! - Well, I’m Masha after all, and you’ve already called me Edik twice... - Is Masha studying? - Masha already knows how to do everything... - Hello! Hello Masha! I haven't seen you for a long time! What are you doing? - Doctor's degree crap! - A dissertation?! - Sausage. - Masha, why are you cutting bread so strangely? Either in large pieces, or in small ones? – You yourself wanted variety in food! Yesterday I met my school friend Masha. She said that last year she finally found her soul mate and that now they live together. But I just can’t imagine how they live together, these one and a half Mashas?
Poems about Masha - beautiful poems dedicated to the girl Maria
Masha (Maria) - this name came to us from ancient times and today is the most common in the world. Masha's character is flexible. She loves to take care of babies, as well as travel and study. Freedom is an integral part of Mary's life.
Below are beautiful poems about Masha.
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I have a neighbor Masha, All in shape and slim, It’s a pity, of course, that it’s not ours, Not earthly beauty. It’s as if I’m melting after her, I’m dying and I want to, I’m chasing all my friends away from her, I’m taking care of Masha’s honor.
I’m like a dog in the manger, I don’t push anyone towards her. And indeed, I myself will never come near. And the other one is a neighbor, Svetka from the distant yard, Like a hen, she is accessible to everyone.
You’ll give her some wrapped candy, And you’ll pour a glass of wine, And then you’ll have that bitch Svetka for yourself for the whole night. Svetka is always on fumes, I can’t see her nearby. I don’t want Svetka for nothing, I just want Masha.
Well, where are you looking Masha, I’m a guy no matter what, There’s no one more beautiful than me in the village, And there’s no one stronger than me. For you, my dear, I will disperse the pack of wolves. If you become my wife, I will make you rich.
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So majestic, like a beautiful dream, like a distant dream, like a star melting in the sky of morning sleep. The moment with you is etched in the memory of my soul forever.
What is more mysterious than a sunset, what is more beautiful than the retirement of a luminary? My answer is Maria, Masha... Masha! For me the whole world is pathetic compared to you!
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Maria - your name blooms in the soul and in the pools of reeds. Maria - your name grows in the fluffy crowns, breathing easily.
Maria is a name like starlight, like a breath of wind. I want many happy years so that your line does not break!
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Men, learn to wait, Attacking here will not help you, There is no need to joke out of place, What if he sends you? She can do it!
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Maria, you are like a sweet dream, Love and beauty have merged in you, You, Masha, are so incredibly beautiful, Face, figure, pure soul.
People like you cannot be met, cannot be found, And even the earth can be walked around, To finally draw my conclusion - I can only be happy with you.
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Beloved, gentle Masha, I love you very much. There is no one more beautiful than you in the whole world - I say this seriously.
With you, even a moment of happiness is full, All life is like paradise. I will fulfill any of your whims, whatever you wish for.
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No one shines with happiness like our dear, dear Masha! After all, every day is radiant laughter, and Masha surprises everyone! I value you, Marya, and wish you success!
After all, Masha is dearer to me than everyone else, I melt from your smile. If you don’t abandon your friend, if you use a word to encourage anyone to help you, you’re already running; So be happy, successful, and you can’t run away from love!
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There is no more beautiful name - Maria! It contains the purity of motherhood and the flight of fidelity. The meaningful sensuality of the elements, Marriage is the most reliable stronghold!
What a quiet name - Maria: There is no scream and hysteria in it. There is sedateness, confidence and strength in him. And how much kindness that name has accumulated!
You are a woman of crystal honesty - Maria. You are not characterized by deception and mimicry. There is no such Mary in Rome or Rio! Let's drink to the Russian Maria!
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Like spring, you, Maria, are lovely! Your voice rings like a stream! And there is no place for despondency in the soul, And the fire in your gaze burns!
We wish you impressions, We wish you glorious meetings, Kindness and happy moments, And preserve spring in your heart!
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You bewitched me with your beauty. In your eyes there is the blue of the sea. The bottomlessness of the sky, the ripeness of the yellow field and the lush green grass. You are a goddess, pearl of the sea. Born from the white foam of the sea.
And at the same time close, worldly. You were born on a sinful earth. You were carried in the waves of a submarine. They tried to swaddle loons in fluff. And the best name - Marina - was given by your enthusiastic mother.
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Maria, I fell in love with you, A fire was born in my soul, It burns brighter again and again, And I call it love.
Maria, you are a dream itself, You have both intelligence and beauty, My love lives in you, Let it protect us.
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When our girl appeared, we decided that we should name her Masha. No other name came to mind and it’s unlikely that anything else would have suited her. “Mashenka, Masha” - Grandma calls. And the grandfather will find a nickname for his granddaughter.
Dad “Maria” will say, lovingly, he will stroke his daughter, touching her cheek. Mom “Marusya” will call out lightly... In general, the girl has a lot of names! But the point, of course, is not the numbers of names... It’s just that each of us is in love with our Masha!
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There is no one more beautiful in the world than you, you are capable of conquering anyone, with the look of your magical clear eyes, making you forget about everything.
Only, Masha, you charmed me with your femininity, gentle simplicity, only you bewitched me with your unreal, bright beauty.
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Charming Masha! You disturbed my peace and your eyes broke my heart forever, my angel
whoever mistakenly compares you to the Mona Lisa is wrong; your captivating smile has no business drying on canvas
besides, the artist was only able to depict Lisa from the waist up, and I walk around all day upset that her legs are not visible
and your lovely legs are causing a fog in my brain, a burn in my chest, and I’m going crazy! give me a knife and I'll cut off your ears like Van Gogh
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Since I saw you, I have lost all peace. My dreams are obvious: I only want to be with you.
My Mashulya, my sweet dream, there is no one dearer in the world than you. You are a gift from fate for me, With you my life is brighter.
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Maria, I’m always ready to admire your beauty, I’m madly happy with you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall in love
So much. I would like to wish that we will always stay together, never know our problems, and meet with you more often.
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What could be more beautiful in a lady than intelligence and beauty together? I’ll tell you, Masha, straight away, that I’m crazy about you!
Always beautiful, multifaceted, Like an amazing diamond, And it would be strange not to fall in love With the radiance of your beautiful eyes.
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A star will fall from the sky, drown in the deep night... Maria, I give you a song And the rays of ripening apples.
Maria, you soar like a bird, spreading your tight wings. Let the willow help me soar into the sky with the branchy sweep of the willow.
Mary, you see, the earthly and heavenly crops are so similar: All the stars are our guide, The whole night is a starry melody!
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“Masha, I love you!”... It seems like four words, But when I tell them to you, I become like a cherry!
There is magic in them, I know, If everything comes from the heart, The word takes on meaning, It will open any door.
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True woman, beautiful Maria, Happy birthday to you! Let the euphoria of the celebrations swirl you in the center of the holiday-dream!
We want to wish you new victories on the fronts of work and love! Beautiful flowers, loyal friends, and immodest male gazes.
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Maria - you cannot find a more beautiful name! How great that I met you along the way! You are chosen by God and guarded by an angel, And many people simply need you!
You are not lacking in intelligence and beauty. You are a faithful wife, a caring mother. Our poem may be simple, but the congratulations were written from the heart!
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Masha, my dear, I love you very much, When I first met you, I fell into the pool of your eyes.
You are beautiful, no doubt, Let the whole world know that the beauty is with me, And I don’t need another.
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Manya, Marusya, Musya, Maria - there are a lot of Mash not only in Russia. They have many saints in the Saints. The holiday today is in your honor only!
Our Mashenka, we congratulate you on your birthday and wish you happiness! There are many beauties around - you are the most beautiful of all! Always be lovely, our Masha!
Be the smartest, most sincere, warm-hearted! We will love you endlessly, We will forever cherish you like angels, and pray to God for Masha’s health.
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You consoled so many different people. People's voices do not stop. Oh Maria! My complaints are funny. But your skies are beautiful.
I don’t know how to get to the truth, I don’t know how to perform miracles. Oh Maria! My harbors are on fire, but your skies are boundless.
There comes a limit to all addictions, there is neither a friend nor a faithful dog. Oh Maria! Your heavens declare the end of my wanderings.
There were thickets of troubles, they became thickets. I wrote a will. Oh Maria! My plans are sad, but so are your heavens.
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There is no more beautiful name - Maria! It contains the purity of motherhood and the flight of fidelity. The meaningful sensuality of the elements,
Marriage is the most reliable stronghold! What a quiet name - Maria: There is no scream and hysteria in it. There is sedateness, confidence and strength in him.
And how much kindness that name has accumulated! You are a woman of crystal honesty - Maria. You are not characterized by deception and mimicry. There is no such Mary in Rome or Rio! Let's drink to the Russian Maria!
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Dream, Maria, enjoy, And if there is a goal, achieve it, Rub off the bad, the evil, And cultivate the good with love. Always have only clear days for you and good health!
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You are so incomparable, Incomparable Mary, That men immediately feel an arrhythmia in their hearts.
On this holiday, I wish to continue to do so, To lure and enchant with my beauty and charm.
Let your eyes burn with happiness, Let your heart swell with love, And let the virus of ardent passion always live in your blood.
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Let passion envelop you in ardent euphoria, I wish you to melt with love, dear Mary.
Be happy and successful, conquer with beauty, set the bar higher, Masha. Be sure to win.
May your health be strong, may your pocket be full, and may fortune swirl like a stormy hurricane.
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Congratulations to Masha, you are our sunshine! For you, princess, heartfelt congratulations:
So that Masha doesn’t get sick, So that Masha’s soul sings, So that the sun shines on her, So that happiness comes.
After all, it’s Masha’s birthday. Mash, be happy and forget about any doubts without hesitation!
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Where there is fun and courage, Where there is cheerful laughter, We know, there, of course, is Masha. The name is on everyone's lips.
You always strive forward, learn something new, share something interesting and run forward again.
And let all the roads run like carpets under your feet, They won’t let you fall or stumble.
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Maria, personal happiness, harmonious mood, spiritual character and inspired look!
Good luck to you for life, an impeccable family, ideas and inspiration and eternal luck!
You are the most beautiful, you are tender, beloved and sweet, chic, radiant beauty!
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Our good friend, it’s hard for you to find a better one. After all, Masha has charisma - you just can’t pass by.
I wish, dear, to preserve the strength of spirit. No matter how life gets ruined, you still love it.
If necessary, be tougher. Or become completely tame! But for your loved ones, remain Sweet, kind and dear.
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Dear Masha, taking this opportunity, I wish you only the best: An eternal spring mood for you, Miracles, smiles and a lot of luck.
So that advice and love are in the house, So that you buy new items more often, So that all sorrows fly by, So that you are the happiest in the world.
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Your gentle look and smile are better than any therapy. You heal with love in your heart, Incomparable Mary.
I want to wish you Joy and inspiration, So that you can give your loved ones only fabulous moments.
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Our Masha is the best! There is no kinder person in the whole world. We know that success awaits her (We personally asked for this).
May fate bring you only pleasant moments, Sometimes it brings you to the south, May it be sweet like jam!
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Our girl Maria is impulsive and vulnerable. Willful and stubborn, Doesn't go out in the evenings. Hardworking and desirable, radiates warmth and affection. Kind, gentle, calm, only worthy of a winner. A faithful and devoted mother, You couldn’t find a more passionate nature... Light flirting tone up Men’s ability to be jealous... But still you won’t find anyone more beautiful than our dear Masha!
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And then a happy day has come: Everyone repeats tender words And joyful congratulations, To make your head spin.
Maria, always be cheerful, never be discouraged. Prosperity, a lot of happiness for you, May your fate be joyful.
I also wish, Masha, that you have true friends. Let these friends be nearby, ready to fly when called.
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Like a summer daisy, Like spring drops, Masha is cheerful and happy, And April is in her soul!
May you, my Mary, have no trouble with grief. In your life, Mashunya, may joy always be in full swing.
I want you to stay, as you are now, young. May good luck shine on you, May you only dream of peace!
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Smart, beautiful, very charming, sweet Maria, happiness is a must.
Let the sunshine Give you good mood, Things will be clear, There is no need for an eclipse.
Let Amurchik be nearby, Spinning merrily, It’s so wonderful, To sincerely fall in love.
And may it always be with you, That which is very necessary, That which is desired by the soul.
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Mary, what a beautiful name you were given from birth. Let the moments of life be like a movie recording.
I wish you to be happy and strong, not to encounter any obstacles on the way, and if you set goals, then boldly go towards achievements.
May you be loved and desired - You definitely deserve a lot. Let there always be long-awaited moments, Like flower beds in a flower alley.
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The Holy Virgin Mary gave you a name and, opening her wings, shielded you from grief.
Always be bright and kind, Wise, sincere, beautiful, Become a support for your loved ones, Sincere, faithful and strong.
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You are impetuous, beautiful, like a crazy element. You excite men, Incomparable Mary.
Let life be active, Let excitement boil in you. The feeling of passion and flight will certainly invigorate you.
Be loved and desired, Let happiness take you captive. In life, I wish you only good changes.
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Maria - what a wonderful name! It’s as if wildflowers are dancing in it. With all our hearts we wish Mary that any wishes come true.
So that life spoils Mary with gifts, So that all days are unusually bright, And so that bad weather is avoided. We wish you a sea of boundless happiness!
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Maria, Manya, Masha, Beautiful and Russian. After all, Maria is more beautiful than anyone in any Russian legend!
Mary, you are an earthly Messenger from God. Beautiful, patient and dear to bears!
After all, children adore both Masha and the bear. This means that Maria is the Best in the World!
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Congratulations, Mashenka, Happy holiday to you! Let things go well, Let your friends love you.
May you live joyfully, love this world. And find a better job for yourself.
Let it be the only one in your life. Don't part with him, always be together.
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Mashenka, Mashulya, Egoza, you cunning one, sit down on a tree stump, I’ll give you a pie. And with what filling? They are all cunning. Eating with joy, success, Eating with luck and laughter, Of course, with health... Don’t wrinkle your eyebrows. Eat all the pies, and everything will be done. Listen, you are happy, beautiful, and you can do anything.
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On our Masha's birthday, all the flowers and the sky are more beautiful. A warm, quiet breeze whispers congratulations to Masha:
Fly like a fast bird, Never get tired. Everyone who meets you will be affectionate and friendly.
Smile, laugh, sing - It’s just happiness to be like this! Masha, dear Maria, Live in joy and peace!
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Accept, Maria, on your birthday a bouquet of the most tender words! Let there be inspiration in life, There will be no tears, no bad shackles! We congratulate you on your anniversary,
We wish you to live and not get sick, to accept all the hardships of life while playing, and to forget what happened! And look in the mirror, shining, Do not grow old with your soul and heart!
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Maria, Mashenka, Marusya, as always, you are an A+! Your talents and skills are like a handful of bright beads.
Let the garlands of victories decorate And bright colors color the path of your life. And, of course, let the fire in your eyes never go out.
Diamonds, gold, corals And suitors entirely of generals. Opportunities, health, happiness Let there never be enough!
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Maria, your holiday is the most wonderful occasion, To wish you to be happy, healthy, So that you have enough money - so that you live in wealth, So that your dreams can easily come true,
So that everything in your personal life always goes smoothly, In business, at work - everything is also in order, Let fate help in resolving issues, And let life take problems away!
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Maria, Mashenka, Marusya, Today you are beautiful, Put your beads on your neck, And you will be very passionate,
The secret of the name has been revealed, Bitter is already stubborn, Your beauty is timeless, You have both ice and fire,
We wish you to be happy, to love, appreciate and believe, to have a perspective in your work, to be kind and not to be a hypocrite!
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Maria, you are like an angel who descended on this world to save it. You are the embodiment of femininity, honor and beauty, which cannot be found.
You, Mashenka, are ideal in every sense: Mother, daughter, and the best wife. Good thoughts are bright in your head, you are caring, kind and gentle.
May your years pass in a joyful life, and may your loved ones bestow you with warmth. You are our happiness, you are our gift of nature, Our golden beloved person!
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There is warmth and grace around you, Divine name, you are Mary, And you are trying to give all of yourself, Those who have a bad life are your element!
So warm, heal and help people, Be the sun on earth for all the unfortunate, But please don’t forget about yourself, After all, Maria, you deserve happiness!
May your soul be filled with joy, May love find you and bewitch you, You are good in both soul and body, May God bless you like this!
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From your bottomless eyes, all the guys are hysterical. You captivate with your languid gaze, beautiful Mary.
I want to wish you success on all fronts, Don’t be afraid of interference, You’re a lady - just wow.
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Your sonorous name, Mary, Loving means, Your devotion and tenderness only confirms to us!
At home you are comfortable, you know how to create order, you always set a gorgeous table and you meet your friends with dignity!
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Maria has kindness by nature, She will always warm you with her warmth, She is serious and firm in business, She knows the price of many things.
Sublime, capable and smart, Sacrifice and full of strength, Often happy in love, Keeps the family hearth sacred!
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Raging, warlike, Mary, you conquer all the elements with your disposition. But there is no less holiness in your name, You always follow the true path.
And despite the flow of life, Stop, read my congratulations: Today is your day, beautiful Maria, I wish you never be sad again.
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Oh, Mashenka-beautiful, you are a sight for sore eyes. You are grace, confidence is a dream. You are an inspiration for a poet: Gorgeous, sensual, smart.
And on this day I wish you happiness, So that your soul blooms with joy, So that all bad weather recedes at once, So that you can easily achieve everything!
So that you, Mashunya, are not sad at all, So that you make your dreams come true, So that there is a good mood in your house, So that you can find your love.
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Hello, Masha, dear, good. Finally, I decided to write. You know, you look like a rainbow, It seems to be nearby, but try to reach it.
Dear Masha, happy birthday! May your dreams come true. Let the spring flowers bloom Because you smiled.
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Mary is covered with holiness. It contains the secret of the world, simplicity. She is the ancestor of Jesus, full of all blessings and wisdom.
May Mary's path be bright, may she not know troubles. Let the angel protect her and give her a sea of victories!
Maria, be energetic and smile to spite everyone. Let there be happiness in your personal life, Let it not change!
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On the scales, love and holiness, Receive parity, You cannot do a dirty trick, And hear no in response.
Your sincerity is holy, It amazes with its simplicity, Tenderness, unearthly affection, Your gift, happiness and peace.
As Maria would like, I wish you from the bottom of my heart, Sexual therapy, Don’t rush with instructions,
Hurry up fate and years, Your finest hour will ring, And in any bad weather, Chance will make you happy.
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Maria is spectacular, Maria is smart, She was created for happiness and sunshine! Let our congratulations be chic, Flowers and gifts - to the ceiling!
Your talisman stone is a diamond, You are a jewel for all of us! Let your feelings shine like fireworks, Luck and happiness await you ahead!
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Maria - you cannot find a more beautiful name! How great that I met you along the way! You are chosen by God and guarded by an angel, And many people simply need you!
You are not lacking in intelligence and beauty. You are a faithful wife, a caring mother. Our poem may be simple, but the congratulations were written from the heart!
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You shine like a ray of sunshine, Maria. And your gaze is clear, like a spring day. You are an unbridled, passionate element. May you not know the shadow of misfortune.
The path of your life is bypassed by all adversities. Your friends will always protect you. Don't be discouraged in times of bad weather. There will always be a way out for you.
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How much music there is in this name - Maria! Like nightingale trills in the May night, With the shimmer of birds in the euphoria of spring, This name sparkles and sounds like a song!
Always be, Maria, you are bright and loved, May fate shower you with happiness! Be successful, lucky, and unique! Well, let’s cross out all the troubles!
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We are ready to congratulate Masha, Let everyone in the family be healthy, We will not be eloquent and wish for the future,
Well, what can I say, beautiful Marie, Don’t thank me for your wishes, These lines are from the bottom of my heart, Marusya, you are a joy on this planet.
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Masha, your achievements in sports are yours: you work hard! Now you are our European champion. We all want and wish you that
She managed to achieve the highest rank, - This will be your task from us. Today, however, accept congratulations: May this difficult high jump of yours not be your last achievement, Health, love and great patience!
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The day has come, and it’s time to enter the house, On an unusual and wonderful holiday, There will be tinsel of congratulations, And multi-colored gifts.
And let a little fuss take up the holiday moments, Let kindness reign everywhere, For our Mashuni it’s no joke.
Let any grief be no problem, And bad weather will be replaced by a fine day, And warmth will replace the cold, And April will still come knocking on us.
Always be as you were yesterday, strong and a little weak, and let fair winds blow through your sweet window.
Jokes about Masha and the Bear
If only they filmed an episode of “Masha and the Bear”, where she yells to get what she wants, but gets it in the ass. How many children would become more obedient?
A girl has been found. Name is Masha. He can do everything. Potty trained. I'll put it in good hands. Bear. — Why don’t they show Masha’s mom and dad in the cartoon “Masha and the Bear”? - They are probably already in a madhouse! ))) There is a real holiday in the forest! All its inhabitants are drunk as hell. Songs are screaming, dancing!... A drunken man crawls past, but with a shining smile, a happy bear whispers: “Well, finally, thank you God! Masha got married!” The teacher asks a question in a natural history lesson: “Who are the animals most afraid of in the forest?” Answer in chorus: - Waving! — Recommend me watch something like “When the Sun Was God.” - Well, for example. The film is based on a Slavic epic. The young priestess of Mara goes into the forest, where she subjugates all the animals, and her mentor Veles in the guise of a bear helps her. - Cool! What's it called? - "Masha and the Bear". In fact, “Masha and the Bear” is a cartoon for adults. About the hard journey of a single father. Three bears are standing on the threshold of their hut. Suddenly Masha comes up to them, gasping for breath, and falls dead at their feet. One of the bears kicks her and says: “Imagine, we could eat this porridge!?”
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Masha quotes, aphorisms, statuses, phrases from around the world
An extensive collection of quotes, aphorisms, and sayings from many sources on the topic of Masha from a variety of authors. Are you looking for a beautiful aphorism for your text? Want to use a clever quote in an important conversation? Or do you just want to put a beautiful status on VKontakte or Instagram? Then use our list of quotes about Masha generated on this page.
Lost in the silence of the night among the books, I approach the window with a painfully unsteady gait. Through the contours of newborn space buildings, I look at the stupid evil moon like a wolf cub. And I see in its seas the reflection of my Earth, the reflection of my hopeless but intent eyes. And it seems to me that it’s not in vain that we encountered our counterparts, And it seems to me that the world will never lose us. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Moon // beautiful quotes //
Beauty is a stigma, a black mark that prevents its owner from building trusting relationships with the opposite sex. Tags: Masha Tsareva // Beauty for the catwalk // beauty //
- As soon as the light comes on, fall to the floor and don’t be afraid of anything! - No, really. Fall to the floor yourself! Tags: Born of a revolution // Nikolai Kondratiev // Masha Korableva // funny quotes //
This is my past. Night is the time for memories. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // memories // night //
- Dasha, did you tell everyone my secret? - Yes, and also... I told everyone that you can’t cross the road at a red light. - And why? Tags: Daddy's girls // Masha Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
- And Dasha called me a crybaby. “And that’s all you could remember?” Yes, you have less memory than a floppy disk! Tags: Daddy's girls // Masha Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
— Who ate my yogurt? I left it here yesterday. - Imprudently. Mistakes are not forgiven here. Tags: Daddy's girls // Masha Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
Love rules the World . And love is public opinion. Tags: Masha Tsareva // Girl with hungry eyes // love // opinion //
- Well, I would learn, and then - like Arkashka? - What do you want from him? So that he can become a genius? - Mash, well, I don’t care what size star he is, but why is he getting mad? - Do you know that he was called to the management and asked not to leave the theater? They asked!... He is talented! It just goes slowly... And you are impatient, urging him on. So he lost his temper... and now he’s become embittered. And anger kills everything in a person, even talent. Tags: Good afternoon! // Masha Polyakova // Andrey Averin // sad quotes // talent //
There is a category of people who you have no idea who... And nothing changes, no matter how much you communicate - the distance remains, you are still on different hemispheres. And it seems not bad, not good, but not at all. And it’s completely unclear why you continue to communicate. And here’s what’s strange - the more indifferent you are to a person, the more attached he is to you. Tags: Masha Traub // I don’t owe anyone anything // on behalf of the author // relationships //
An amazing property of the brain, talent, memory. If they are not developed, then everything is lost... gone away, as if it never happened. Tags: Masha Traub // I don’t owe anyone anything // on behalf of the author // abilities //
Get me not a bright star, but a blue bird. Let me fly away that same evening, Follow her into the distance beyond the horizon line. Blue bird, blue bird, only in a dream it circles above me. Blue bird, blue bird, only in a dream it circles above me. Bluebird, bluebird, can you show up, bluebird? Tags: Masha Rasputina // Blue Bird // dream //
Give me your paw! Tags: Masha and the Bear // Girl Masha //
The billiard room is in full swing again - the cues are breaking. Don't you hear, bro? All yours are shedding! There is no need to cry, Masha, have a good evening, wipe away your tears - you are completely wet from them! Tags: Lyapis Trubetskoy // Sorry, Masha //
Children are born and grow up. Very fast. Too fast. What made me cry before is remembered with laughter and sadness. Sadness because the happy time when teething or colic was a real tragedy has passed. How quickly everything is forgotten... Too quickly. And you no longer remember those little things that touched you. You don't remember the first word the child said. Or the second one. Or the first sentence. But the time comes when you say: “I am a mother,” and you consider this your main achievement. Which is actually very true and correct. Tags: Masha Traub // What babies talk about // children // growing up // motherhood //
The compatibility exam was failed. Tags: Maria Sveshnikova // Bemain. Tariff for unlimited happiness // Masha // compatibility //
Yes, lying to yourself is an art, and I master it perfectly. Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha // life quotes // self-deception //
- Mash, what’s wrong with your hair? - Well, I decided to experiment a little. “That’s what chemistry lessons are for!” And then at this rate, everything that doesn’t have time to fall out will turn gray! Tags: Voronins // Masha Voronina // Kostya Voronin // funny quotes // hair //
Why does love force you to make a choice? Why doesn't she live next to friendship? Why do you have to choose between crazy happiness and a reliable rear? Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha // friends, friendship // love //
You get used to loneliness very quickly, faster than you would like. Tags: Masha Traub // I don’t owe anyone anything // loneliness //
There are no wasted talents! Tags: Good afternoon! // Masha Polyakova // motivational quotes // talent //
I want to be passing through this city in the summer. Unknown to anyone, flying over the light. Along the central paths along the beaten paths. Wander around here a little and hitchhike ahead. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Past the sea // positive quotes // sea // summer //
You need to learn from your mistakes and not step on other people's mistakes. Tags: Daddy's girls // Masha Vasnetsova // life quotes // mistakes //
- I want to look in the mirror! “I wouldn’t do this if I were you!” — You don’t even do this in your place!.. Tags: Daddy’s daughters // Masha Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
- I'm on bed rest. And I can't fall. – What else is harmful to my health? Walk, breathe and live? Good set! Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha // illness // health //
I will become your bow, your electric violin. Tags: Cockroaches! // Masha - violinist from “The King and the Clown” //
There will be tea at sunset, Tea will be at sunrise, And time will go backwards, And, if you want, it will go forward. Tea is you and me, Together or apart, Tea is us through and through With cinnamon and pepper in the heart. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Tea // positive quotes // tea // heart //
“I’ve never felt so good with anyone.” - How many were there?... Well, more than ten? - I want to eat something, don’t you want it? Tags: Dislike (2017) // Masha // Boris Sleptsov // sarcastic quotes //
This song is for those who have found their soul mate, their dandelion, and those who have not found it are a mug! Tags: Daddy's daughters // Masha Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
… Love is when snowflakes-fish swim in the shimmering rectangle of the window, as if in a huge aquarium - and you feel stupidly happy just because you have the opportunity to watch them. Love is when you suddenly start laughing for no reason. Love is when you suddenly start to like the smell of someone's cigarettes... Tags: Masha Koroleva // Life in heels, or Paris is to blame // love //
I am suffocating without love, My soul flies to you. Please forgive me for everything, Come back, I pray... or leave completely. Tags: Ratmir Shishkov and Masha // I’m suffocating without love // love //
- Gordeev again gave orders. -Are you unhappy? - Vice versa! If he commands, it means he is in a good mood. If it had been bad, I would have killed him silently. Tags: I'm flying // Anatoly Smertin // Masha Kapustina // funny quotes // mood //
But today there are simply no scales to weigh my grief. And look, what seemed weightless, but heavier than any stone, went to the very bottom with him. I see the sun as if through mud, it is green to me, like a drowned woman... Tags: Leonid Leonov // Thief // Masha Dolomanova // sad quotes // grief //
- Masha, forgive me, please! - For what? - Well, I don’t know why! Well, doesn’t it happen like this, you feel like you’re to blame, but you don’t know why?.. Tags: Cottage for sale // Suren // Masha // life quotes // wine //
- How strange everything in this world is. - What are you trying to say? “Fifty or a hundred years ago, what wonderful, intelligent, noble people lived on this earth, how deeply they knew how to feel, how highly they knew how to suffer!” What a wonderful life it was! And we? What nightmare will there be in another fifty or two hundred years? Tags: Mikhail Shishkin // Capture of Izmail // Masha // Yuriev // life quotes //
One more injection and you'll be fine. Tags: Masha and the Bear // Girl Masha //
Mom learned all the swear words in circulation that day when the movers were carrying a piano to the eighth floor. Mom sat and “waited” for the tool, really hoping that the movers wouldn’t deliver it. Tags: Masha Traub // What babies talk about // funny quotes // teaching, studying // music //
And he would have ran into my apartment with his shirt unbuttoned, fortunately we are neighbors, and carried me out in his arms, fortunately I don’t eat after six and my body has noticeably become more dignified lately... Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha / / love // dream //
- Mash, look: I have scrambled eggs in the shape of a heart! - And this, in your opinion, is in the shape of a heart? - Yes. Real! Here is the right atrium, here is the left. And the sausage fit right in! Tags: University New dorm // Valentin Budeyko // Masha Belova //
And behind the windowsill I will look for weightlessness. And somewhere on the Milky Way I will probably find it. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Moon // beautiful quotes // suicide // weightlessness //
Those who choose for a long time usually end up in a rather absurd way - the law of life! Tags: Irina Birkitt // Blondes in chocolate, or the Psychology of Barbie // Masha //
Penguins swam here before you, they did it better... Sharper! Sharper! This is synchronized swimming, not Swan Lake. Tags: Dacha for sale // Masha // sarcastic quotes // sports //
Sin is essentially a crime against your conscience. And if you have no conscience, then you are not afraid of God’s judgment. Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha // God // sin //
- Every action has its consequences. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // consequences //
Loneliness is not a diagnosis at all, but a way of life that is quite convenient for individuals with a high level of selfishness. Tags: Masha Tsareva // Brunette chatter // loneliness //
You can forgive everything if there is a reason for it. Tags: Masha Traub // I don’t owe anyone anything // forgiveness //
The thought is material? If you really want something, will it come true? It's time to come up with suitable wishes. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Revelation // Masha Guryeva // desires // thoughts //
I want to say what I dream about! I dream of being very beautiful so that all men will like me, and I also want to drive in a beautiful sports car, so that I have a long scarlet scarf on me, and on the seat next to me there is a tape recorder and a small dog. It's fair. Tags: Courier // Masha // dream // honesty //
- I’m a lousy jackal, I steal and steal... - What are you stealing? - I’m just sitting here on a whim. Already stolen. Well, I'm off. Tags: Gentlemen of Fortune // Vasily Alibabaevich Alibaba // Janitor Masha // theft //
Women know a thousand and one ways to get a man to start a conversation so that the man is sure that he started this conversation himself. Tags: Vadim Levental // Masha Regina // ironic quotes // women // men //
There are people with whom you can immediately fall in love (for example, singers or actors), and there are people for whom the word “love” does not apply at all. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha Guryeva // love //
— By the way, I’m leaving for the village. You will go with me? - Nikolai, explain this very minute what happened! - I missed Panteleev. Now this bastard will commit a hundred more robberies and murders because of me! I need to plow, not serve in the UGRO! — By the way, plowing is a great art! You won't succeed. - Why so? - Because you don’t know how to finish anything! Sorry for the banality, but the one who does nothing is not mistaken. - Well, yes? Who said it so well? Marx? Tags: Born of a revolution // Nikolai Kondratiev // Masha Korableva //
... It was easy to remain silent with him. It is not easy to talk to everyone, but to many. And to remain silent with almost no one. You always want to fill the gap somehow. Tags: Polina Dashkova // Prize // Masha (Mary Grieg) // mutual understanding //
All the kids in the yard dream of walking down the street arm in arm with her. Eh, guys, there’s no need to dream in vain, Because Mashenka will be mine. Tags: Mikhail Shufutinsky // Masha // beautiful quotes //
It’s easier for me to write twenty-five essays than to figure out what a logarithm is. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha // training, studies // quotes about yourself //
Love - true love, and, therefore, mine, will always be a tragedy. A sweetly poignant tragedy with a secret hope for a happy ending. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // love //
It seems we are doomed to hurt each other. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha // pain //
Everything worked out the way it turned out and ended. Now another life will begin. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // end //
All nonsense. Hopeless love - in novels! Every day, wait by the sea for the weather... Back and forth, back and forth! I can not wait any longer! I can’t... Tags: Seagull // Masha Shamraeva // sad quotes // unrequited love //
— Denis sent such a letter to Zhenya! I haven’t even read this in books! — The books you usually read are called SMS. Tags: Daddy's daughters // Masha Vasnetsova // Galina Sergeevna Vasnetsova // funny quotes //
… Calm down. He is “different”, you see... You are you. Your blood is poisoned by the memory of me. This suits me quite well - what else do you need? Tags: Max Fry // Encyclopedia of Myths // Masha //
They are obsessed with our Natashas - it’s understandable, what other woman will serve you in bed like in the best brothel, and even before dawn she will jump up, stroke your laces and feed you, like in their best Turkish restaurant? So they shower our stupid Natashas with their cheap Turkish gold, and let them go home once a year to brag to their friends: “Look, girls, how successful my life is!” I wish I could put in my golden teeth and move forward - for scrap, along with my body... Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha // love // relationships //
– Studying IT is difficult for a girl. So you're smart, or what? – I started teasing Ksyusha. At the workshop they taught how to tease people harshly, but kindly. So, to put them in their place, to say any harsh thing, but so that they do not get offended. – It turns out that you dye your hair on purpose to cover up the presence of your brain? – I continued. “So her eyebrows are also light,” Masha joined in, laughing, from the other end of the hall. - She’s smart, she paints her eyebrows too! - I answer. “No, I’m not smart,” Ksyusha begins to justify herself. – IT doesn’t mean that I write programs, and in my second year I just don’t really understand much! - She made excuses for what at the very beginning she presented as a source of pride and what should have raised her in our eyes - for her education. Great. Everything according to Alex's slide. Now she needs to be praised. Show that I'm really on her side. - Well, whatever it is, a girl who studies in such a field cannot be without a brain. What course? Second? If you weren’t expelled from the first, it’s in your head, that means there’s something there! - I tell her condescendingly and with approval. “Well, yes, I’m not stupid,” she admits without pathos and calmly. I let her be smart on my terms. – Does anyone know how to turn on the TV? You're an IT guy, turn it on! – girls from the far sofa join the conversation. They have not yet realized that we have already measured our strength and the battle is over. – I’m an IT specialist, not an electrician! – Ksyusha is indignant. - Come on, what is there! In the first year they should have already taught how to change a light bulb and fix a TV. I praised you too much! - I exaggerate the frank joke, bringing everyone, including the aggressor, into the positive. Tags: Nastya Rybka // Diary of seducing a billionaire, or a clone for an oligarch // on behalf of the author // Masha // Ksyusha //
- Wow, did you pierce your tongue? It hurt? - Very! There was a lot of blood... But nothing. Beauty requires sacrifice! - Tell me, did they pierce your brains through your ears or through your nose? Tags: Daddy's girls // Zhenya Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // Masha Vasnetsova // sarcastic quotes //
- Dad. - A? “But still, what do you think is why mom liked Kostya?” - Oh, well, you gave me a problem. - Well, dad! - Well, what... You know, he’s kind of light. - Dad, how’s the light bulb? - Yes, maybe like a light bulb. You know how it sometimes happens, in the dark the light bulb goes “poof!” and turned on, and everyone flew towards her. - Dad, well, midges don’t flock to him. - No, daughter, they flock to a kind heart, and the kinder it is, the more everyone buzzes around it. Tags: For the sake of love, I can do anything // San Sanych // Masha Ilyina // life quotes // heart //
Autumn, psychos become active... Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha //
As soon as I imagine that I have to go to him and say something, I immediately start having a heart attack, a stroke and everything else that I usually come up with... Tags: Deffchonki // Masha Bobylkina //
So once again I decided to save him! Well, screw this chipidealism. Tags: Maria Sveshnikova // Bemain. Tariff for unlimited happiness // Masha // sarcastic quotes // salvation //
When this trio appears in the schoolyard after school, the children pretend to be trees. Tags: Masha Traub // Diary of a first-grader’s mother // funny quotes // school // children //
Do you want me to stop flying on a broom? Provide the weather and provide the Boeing. Tags: Maria Sveshnikova // Bemain. Tariff for unlimited happiness // Masha // women //
What a complicated thing love is. It takes so much strength, so much vital energy. And it's still nice. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // love //
In this city, knowing three languages is a luxury. It’s not even a luxury, but some kind of unnecessary appendage, like a sixth finger. We know a lot of unnecessary things. Tags: Anton Pavlovich Chekhov // Three sisters // Masha // knowledge //
When you read a novel, it seems that all this is old and everything is so clear, but when you fall in love, you can see that no one knows anything and everyone must decide for themselves... Tags : Anton Pavlovich Chekhov // Three sisters // Masha // life quotes // love //
- I’ll tell you in a woman’s way... - You don’t need to speak in a woman’s way, speak in human language, we have equality! Tags: Cavalry // Masha // division chief // funny quotes // equality //
“I believe that the eldest sister should be responsible for everything.” - Yes? And I think that this must be the dumbest sister. - Oh, look, you're doing it again. Tags: Daddy's daughters // Masha Vasnetsova // Dasha Vasnetsova // sisters //
There is no salt in the eyes, no pepper in the words, No more pain, no more in my heart. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Flying away //
Life after death is frost. Frost is now me... now my whole life looks like death. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // life //
- Well, that's great. You'll be distracted. - Let me take my mind off what a nonentity I am in relationships to what a nonentity I am at work. Tags: University New hostel // Yana Semakina // Masha Belova // life quotes //
When you take happiness in fits and starts, piece by piece, and then lose it, like me, then little by little you become coarser and become angry. Tags: Anton Pavlovich Chekhov // Three sisters // Masha // life quotes // happiness //
When there is nothing more to say, they say: youth, youth... Tags: Anton Pavlovich Chekhov // Seagull // Masha // youth, youth // conversation, conversation //
Men, like the wind, fly into an open door. Tags: One for all (Une pour toutes) (1999) // Masha // ironic quotes // men //
People say: “They just don’t have enough.” So go and bring me some ass. Tags: What the hell do you want (1975) // Masha // Misha //
Loneliness is tonic - you are always in shape, you are always in a hunting stance. Tags: Masha Tsareva // Girl with hungry eyes // loneliness //
Lord, why do I feel so bad... Because I drank 20 glasses of champagne or because I shot myself 20 times in the head? Tags: Daddy's daughters // Masha Vasnetsova //
And I'm wasting time while I'm choosing roofs. And I would count the steps, And I would reach higher. I have enough light in my life, I have enough sky in my life. All that's left is to pick up some color and bloom by summer. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Leisurely // time // sky // light //
- Be my wife! - I actually don’t mind. - Zoya! - But my husband won’t let me in! - Her husband won’t let her in! Tags: Deffchonki // Zoya // Masha Bobylkina // Sergey Zvonarev (“Ringer”) //
She had a long way to go. She knew the formula for success - no lucky break can compare with daily hard work. Hard workers can't help but get lucky. Tags: Masha Tsareva // Unsweetened life // work // success //
I wonder if vampires read newspapers? If so, they will probably laugh loudly at them. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha // laughter // vampires //
Juliet was my age: she had time to fall in love, have sex and die! Tags: My Fair Nanny // Masha Shatalina // sex //
— What kind of music does Dasha listen to? - Some kind of freaks. - So, what books does he read? - About freaks. - Who are her friends? - Yes, some kind of freaks. - Wait, what is the conclusion from this? — Is Dasha a freak? - No, the conclusion is that you don’t know your sister at all. Tags: Daddy's daughters // Masha Vasnetsova // Broom // funny quotes // interests //
- Bastards! All cosmetics were stolen! - Zainka, just don’t cry! Otherwise the mascara will run, and this is the last mascara in the house! Tags: University New dorm // Masha Belova //
There will be puppet troubles, there will be fairy-tale dreams, Midnight conversations in anticipation of spring. Under the toy clothes there is plasticine blood, In the heart, carelessly molded, there is true love... Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Hide me // love //
Yes, I’m a grown girl, I parted with my rose-colored glasses a long time ago, or rather, life itself knocked them off my face, by accident, when it slapped me in the face once again, that time the slap was apparently stronger than usual. Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha // life // happiness //
We, tearing the sky into pieces, will take off. Can you hear? There is a cure for sadness. We need higher than balconies, than neighbors' socks. And what about their roofs? We need higher. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // May // positive quotes // May //
... when she was very little, her grandmother, a lawyer who specialized in property division cases, did not read fairy tales to her - she told them. At night, before going to bed, as expected... “Mom, tell me about Cinderella!” There were no property disputes!” - Mom asked grandma, sniffling. “Masha, Cinderella’s sister, for the sake of the prince, cut off her heel in order to squeeze into a crystal slipper,” answered the sleepy grandmother. “And the second sister cut off her finger.” Women will stop at nothing when it comes to property, money and men.” - “What about men?” - Mom asked. “Give men Cinderella - naive, hard-working, preferably an orphan, because she will believe their every word, stand at the stove and not demand that her husband support her mother.” Tags: Masha Traub // What babies talk about // funny quotes // women // men //
Our God was ra-ra-ra-joy, our God was ra-ra-ra. Our God was ra-ra-joy, our God was ra-ra-ra. Pagan wisdom and infidelity. We were the first in shamanic dances. They could whisper until they were old, until the morning. Tags: Masha Badda Boo // Sincerity // beautiful quotes //
Unfinished business leads to even greater tragedies. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight. Desire // Masha Guryeva // affairs //
Only you guys are like booze - the older you get, the more expensive it is, but we girls are like oysters - good fresh! Tags: M+F (I Love You) // Masha // age // men // girls //
Dad came in, sat next to me on the bed, sighed. Mom called him into the kitchen, advising him not to disturb me. But I was grateful to dad that he didn’t leave, sat next to me, watched with me as the day slowly died outside the window. Along with the daylight, the melancholy left my soul, and I no longer cared. Tags: Elena Usacheva // Prisoners of Twilight: Attraction // Masha // indifference, indifference // melancholy //
A free artist is an artist that no one needs. Because those who are recognized and in action do not call themselves free. It’s also easy to hide behind the favorite phrase of all losers: “I’m on a creative quest.” Yeah, that is, I work stupidly, draw stupidly, stupidly hide what I draw, because I know that I draw stupidly. Tags: Katya Tsoilik // Games with God // Masha // freedom // artist //
