Sometimes I dream about dragging like a turtle behind the wheel, on a highway where overtaking is prohibited, blasting the Tattoo song at full blast: “They won’t catch us!!” And let the whole world wait
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Life is a set of problems and their solutions. And no one cares how quickly you solve them or whether you solve them at all.
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Rhetorical question: If a car drives at the speed of light, will the headlights shine?
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A friend is much better than a guy; getting drunk with her is safe because you get drunk at the same rate.
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Autumn mood. I close my eyes and speed up. If anyone asks me, I’ll answer: “I’m alive, my mood is autumn.”
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Driver, remember: your personal guardian angel flies at a speed of no more than 100 km/h!
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But speed is power, speed is joy, speed is unclouded beauty.
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The speed limit sign says 90 km/h. I thought it was for skateboards.
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Did you know that if a cheetah is hungry, a person can reach speeds of up to 70 km/h?
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During all the time I lived at home, I learned to recognize each family member by their steps... and walking speed.
