Ships don't sink because rats leave them. It's the rats who leave because they don't want to drown.
I was with you, hunting a rat. Successfully? No. Did the rat outsmart you? They say they are smart. Apparently, she's smarter than you.
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There are rats that are running away from the ship. And there are those who return back to devour the last.
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Even the most experienced rat catcher sooner or later begins to become interested in the rats that he previously mercilessly destroyed.
I find the presence of still rats much more appropriate and comforting than the company of my own species.
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In 2021, I want to wear a white natural fur coat, wag my tail, and have sparkling eyes.
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Eastern tradition requires keeping the Rat’s favorite treats – cheese and nuts – on the table. If you put these products in a mousetrap, then the chances of grabbing a rat by the tail become greater.
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From January 1st to 14th, the whole country resembles laboratory rats on which unsuccessful experiments are carried out.
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Children on a stool reaching for fir branches, tinsel scattered on the carpet, a husband trying to put on a top, a cat eating up the rain - these are the attributes of a Happy New Year.
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Don't hold on to what's going out and don't push away what's coming. Open your soul and doors to new happiness.
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- I bought a white rat. I hope that this year her metal brother, the car, will appear in my life!
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Simulated a shipwreck. I was even horrified: Where did so many rats come from?!
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- The rat race has one thing: even if you win, you still remain a rat.
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An unsuccessful forecast is when the rats escaped, but the ship did not sink. Successful on the contrary.
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Phrase when loudly opening several bottles of champagne: Don’t panic! The rats warned the ship's captain that they were on a drill.
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When celebrating the New Year of the Rat, you must definitely steal something from the festive table - for good luck!
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When congratulating people on the next New Year, the main thing is not to put an extra comma before the word “rats”.
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- Every year we have rats, pigs, monkeys or some other livestock. When will the year of man come?
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The curve of a little rat's tail flashed from under the pillow, and under the bed someone was loudly gnawing on a cracker.
Statuses about the year of the rat
- Happy New Year of the Rat greetings can be irrevocably spoiled if you put a comma in the wrong place.
- Year of the monkey, year of the pig, year of the rat... and when will the year of man finally come?
- Rejoice, rats! This year is all yours!... For some reason I said it when giving a speech at the New Year’s corporate party...
- Don't worry about so many rats around. This only means that your ship is still afloat.
- Sorry to disappoint you, but in our country the Year of the Rat is every year, starting with perestroika.
- – I also eat rats – Don’t you understand? - I say, and I also eat rats! - What???? – I say, I’ll eat some more caviar!!!
- I want to become a rat in 2021: wear a natural fur coat and wag my tail.
- And not a single rat!!... Wait, what? Year of the rat? Oh well, then so that not a single cat...!!!!
- According to the old Eastern tradition, in the year of the rat you need to treat the rat to its favorite nuts and cheese, and then the year will go well.
- I decided to celebrate the New Year and brought my wife a dead rat in a gift box. It seems to me that she did not understand that this was for luck...
- 2020 is our year of laboratory rats, who will be experimented on all year long.
- Remember that in the new year you need to change yourself, and not just your statuses!
- Let even rats find their happiness and their rat soul mate this year.
- Last year was the year of the pig, so I got drunk and started a row - for good luck! This year is the year of the rat, so I hid food and alcohol from the holiday table - for good luck!
- I celebrated the year the way one should celebrate the year of the rat: I took out all the food and booze from the shared refrigerator, told my colleagues that I was sick and got completely drunk. I can answer all complaints simply: FOR HAPPINESS!
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I don't like rats. I really don't like it. Rats - in human form. If animal rats are distinguished by their intelligence and intelligence, despite their viciousness, then human rats, despite the presence of the same viciousness, arrogance and greed, are also stupid. I have seen confirmation of this more than once in my life. Rat people cannot speak human language. If they try to say anything coherently, the result is an incomprehensible bleat. Rat people only know how to pour slop. To pour on anyone - on the country, on the Motherland, on women, on men. They choose an object that is not available to them, which they cannot understand, which they cannot reach for sure (and oh, how I wish) and begin to wiggle around it with their disgusting paws, move their nasty antennae and squeak with a disgusting squeak. With all this, human rats are nothing of themselves. The spectacle is uninteresting and disgusting. Gray, with bare tails, fat from the grub that they find in garbage dumps or steal from decent houses. If there are rats in the house, there is no need to try to find a common language with them, they will not learn to speak, but stoop to their squeaks... a human rat, in principle, can sometimes even look decent, well, as if it were really a person. Until it starts beeping. She can squeak for a long time, disgustingly, about anything, but mainly about what she desires so much, and due to her rat characteristics, this is inaccessible to her.
May try to discuss, for example, Russia, the USSR. Its entire discussion will boil down to the fact that everything in Russia is disgusting and disgusting, especially Russians, and even more so Soviet people. Can discuss men, the discussion will again be reduced to the fact that all Russian men are weaklings, idiots, cowards, henpecked, and if not like that, then not like that - very, very few, almost none. He can discuss women - here the rats, with their disgusting antennae completely foaming, will squeak, their eyes twinkling, about female incompetence, as well as about male genius. Considering that they themselves do not suffer from genius and will definitely not suffer, this looks funny. They will talk about garbage dumps, drains, and so on. In short, about what they themselves know so well. I understand everything, a rat is a garbage animal. He is born in a garbage dump, lives in a garbage dump, and dies there, but why do we need this??? These rats need to be hunted down without any regret, there is no point in suffering from philanthropy. As a last resort, you can leave a couple (preferably same-sex, so as not to breed) for entertainment and study. It can be interesting to study their primitive instincts. But this should not be done for long, so as not to be poisoned by the miasma that they emit. A dump, however. No... I still don’t like rats
Funny statuses about the year of the rat
- Once upon a time we meet a basement rat and a well-groomed pet hamster. The rat is dirty, skinny, constantly looking around. The hamster is fat, well-fed, lazy. The rat complains to the hamster: look, you and I are both rodents, and how different our lives are! They bully me, they chase me, they let cats loose, I have to dig in the trash to find food. And you are almost the same, but you live in a warm house, eat several times a day, they caress you and take care of you. Is this fair?? The hamster looks thoughtfully at the rat and replies: well, I suggest looking for the positive in everything. Look, I don’t have my own sign in the Chinese calendar, but you do!
- How much to say already! If the central animal of the year is the rat, then you don’t have to behave like a rat all year!! Just like there was no need to behave like snakes, pigs, bulls or monkeys!!
- One guy, working at a construction site, once dozed off. He was awakened by a rat bite. The guy drove her away and closed his eyes again, suddenly woke up - she bit her again! The guy ran after her, and a few seconds later, a huge cobblestone fell on the place where he was sitting. Now the guy feeds this savior rat every day. Remember that rats are not bad, they just return evil for evil! And if you don’t treat them badly, they can bring good luck. Happy New Year of the Rat to all of us!
- I wish all those who entered the new year 2021 with good intentions that all your wishes come true! Well, for those who are looking for evil - let them find it!
- This year is a unique year when rats are not scolded or chased with brooms, but praised and asked for happiness and good luck.
- This year, let each of us, like a little white rat, gnaw our own way into the future.
- They say the dollar will fall sharply this year. If only I knew where it would fall...
- If anyone's hopes did not come true in 2021, let them come true in 2020.
- I hope that this year some handsome and rich man will be lucky and find me!!!
- Is it just me, or is the “Year of the Rat” the year of a specific rat?
