Statuses about fruits
How bad it is when you are allergic to your favorite fruit.
Some kind of forbidden love... Two men are sitting. One to another: - Khrucht. - Nope, rubbish. - No, pruht! A woman sitting nearby decides to help them: “FRUIT sounds more correct!” They: - How do you know how an elephant farts?
You're not even a fruit... because even an apple has a core... and you don't!
All men recognize 16 colors, just like the default Windows setting. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
Exotic feihua fruit... The guy to the seller - “Please give me 1 kg of feihua”)
You can't drink the tap water - it's dirty. Fruits must be washed with tap water - they will be clean.
In the summer we will only have one food - ICE CREAM AND FRUIT
Good life, in the refrigerator there is red fish, fruit and a lot of other tasty crap that under no circumstances should be touched before the holiday.
It’s cool when you’re sick, and he comes to your house and brings you fruit...
—What do you like more: vegetables or fruits? - Guess three times!
If I were a man there would be no end to the girls, I would give flowers, fruits, chocolates... And not beer)
There is an advertisement on TV for a natural fruit-based laxative. They are silent about whether they are rotten or unripe!
Three things in the world cannot be torn off: a protruding thread from a sweater, a sticker from fruit and an ass from a sofa!
— Heart rhythms, heat in the air, sweet aromas of perfume and fruits... anything is possible! This summer!
Cute! Come! I want wine, fruit and consequences...
But soon yogurts will consist only of fruits
What could be worse than when you bite into an apple and there is a worm? “It’s worse when you bite an apple, and there’s already half a worm!”
Men, if you meet a girl: cherry eyes, peach breasts, pear figure... This is not love! This is vitamin deficiency! You need to eat fruit!
Even from a dream you can make jam if you add fruit and sugar!
- Waiter, wine and fruit! - More specific, please! - One hundred grams and a cucumber!
We eat only vegetables and fruits, and then we wonder where our orange peel comes from!
Buys new Russian fruit at the market. - What do you have? - Apples. - 2 kilos and wrap each one. - And what's that? - Oranges. - 3 kilos and wrap each one. - And what's that? - Plum. - 5 kilos and wrap each one. - And what's that? - Currants, but they are not for sale!
People are like fruits, the juicier they look, the sour they are inside...
From strong coffee to green tea, from chocolate to fruits, from tears to smiles... Growing up...
There's a lot we don't understand here! For example, why do you tie fruits to trees? Well, they are in packages, why are you touching them?
Has anyone ever wondered why all NATURAL juices cost the same if all fruits cost differently?!
Excerpts from letters sent to the magazine “health”: “Aren’t fruits from the cemetery harmful?”
An optimistic boy carried fruits to the mausoleum every day)
There is a fruit called feijoa. I’m wondering, if you make jam from it, what will it be called, feiju?
Blonde solved the crossword puzzle. Then she went away to smoke, and we looked in: The fruit that karatekas beat 5 letters - PUMPKIN. O_o
Papaya is a fruit, not a recognition of paternity.
Fruit idioms in English with translation
1. To compare apples and oranges - Compare apples with oranges. That is, to compare something that should not be comparable to each other at all.
2. The apple of an eye - Eyeball. This can be said about a good person.
3. The apple never falls far from the tree - The apple does not fall far from the tree. About the failure or bad deed of a person who is the son of the same bully or loser.
4. As American as apple pie - American as apple pie. This is what they say about something primordially culturally American.
5. As sure as God made little green apples - I am as sure as I am that God created little green apples. I mean, I'm definitely sure.
6-7. To be a bad apple or to be a rotten apple - the translation of the idiom sounds like “to be a bad/rotten apple.” Be a bad person.
8-9. One bad (or rotten) apple spoils the whole bunch (or barrel) – One bad apple spoils the whole branch (or the whole barrel). A fly in the ointment spoils a barrel of honey. That is, one bad person has a bad influence on the entire group, or something insignificant cancels out all the good things.
10. How do you like them apples? – How do you like these apples? So we mockingly ask a person about his attitude to what is happening. Usually when something bad happens.
11. To polish one's apple - to polish someone's apple. That is, to flatter a person. About those who like to flatter, you can say apple polisher.
12. To upset the apple cart - turn over the cart with apples. The last expression about apples in this collection, which means “to ruin someone's plans.
13. To be in cherry condition - to be in cherry condition. This means that something holds up well, is restored and does not deteriorate.
14. To cherry-pick - pick cherries. Go through something carefully.
15. Life is a bowl of cherries – Life is a plate of cherries. What does it mean? That life is a simple thing.
16. The cherry on top – Cherry on top. The meaning of the expression is the icing on the cake.
17. A banana republic - banana republic. This is what they say mockingly about a poor country with an unstable regime.
18–19. A top banana is the main banana, that is, the leader. A second banana - a second banana, that is, a person who is not in charge here.
20–21. To go bananas - to go crazy. If we are talking about a person who drives others crazy, then we can use the expression to drive bananas.
22. To be full of beans - To be full of beans. Not understanding something and saying stupid things
23. Not worth a hill of beans - Not worth a bunch of beans. Something useless.
24. To spill the beans - Scatter the beans. Tell other people's secrets, spread rumors.
25. Don’t give a fig - don’t give a fig (it’s a fruit, if that’s the case). The idiom means "to be indifferent."
26. A lemon - lemon. Some cheap, defective or broken item. Usually we are talking about used cars.
27. Melon – melon. This is often called a large head or female breast.
28. You are a peach - You are just a peach. Compliment a person who looks good.
29. Everything is peaches and cream - Everything is in peaches and cream. All just great.
30. A plum job - plum job. Very good and desirable.
31. Someone having sour grapes – translation of the idiom – Someone has sour grapes. This phrase is said about a person who cannot achieve something himself, and in order to cope with complexes, he belittles what others have achieved.
32. As cool as a cucumber - Cool as a cucumber. A person with strong self-control who knows how to handle himself in difficult stressful situations.
33. To pass an olive branch - Pass an olive branch. Reconcile someone.
34. A carrot top – carrot-headed. A man with red hair.
35. To dangle a carrot before someone - shake a carrot in front of someone. To manipulate a person by promising something in return, to lead a donkey after a carrot.
36. A pea-brained person - a person with peas in his brain. Foolish man.
37. As thick as pea soup - thick as pea soup. Something thick and viscous. Sometimes they say that about fog.
38. To be like two peas in a pod - To be like two peas in a pod. Be alike in everything (like two peas in a pod).
39. A couch potato - sofa potato. A lazy person who constantly sits in front of the TV and does nothing.
40. Small potatoes - small potatoes. Something minor. In other words, something that "isn't worth a bunch of beans."
41. A hot potato - hot potato. We can say this about some problem that we don’t know how to solve, and we throw it at someone else like a hot potato.
42. To be in a pickle - to be in a pickle. This happens when you experience difficulties in life.
43. Salad days - salad days. Green days, about youth and youth.
For lovers of delicious idioms, we will leave a link to our other selection - 27 English idioms about food.
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At all times, a lot of attention was paid to the preparation of a diet, albeit unconsciously. Remember, our grandmothers used to say: “Soup soup and porridge are our food.”
— emphasizing the importance of a balanced diet, daily consumption of first courses and nutritious grains. They knew that for full development, active work and a cheerful spirit, it is necessary not only to eat enough, but also to eat properly.
Indeed, today dietetics has become one of the most popular areas of preventive medicine. Therapy of any disease associated not only with the gastrointestinal tract, but also with the cardiovascular, genitourinary, nervous and other systems of the body cannot be done without drawing up an appropriate diet, which will include only healthy foods. However, this does not mean that proper nutrition becomes relevant only after the appearance of any health problems - you need to pay attention to this aspect of your life from the first day, otherwise there is a high risk of encountering disorders, the correction of which will not be as easy as prevention.
Proverbs about healthy eating make it possible to teach a child from a young age to correct eating behavior, a kind of respect for food, and a rational approach to choosing foods. With their help, you can convey to the baby what is so difficult to explain in scientific language - the basics of digestion, the structure of the body, the harm of the wrong foods. If you don’t explain to a little person what you can eat and what you should refuse, he will live for a long time in disharmony with himself, with his body and physiology, which in the process of formation can lead to serious consequences. And in adult life, proverbs and sayings about healthy eating
will definitely come in handy - they will remind you that food is not the meaning of life, but rather a way to maintain it.
“What the eye sees is not everything in the mouth”
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- an old Russian proverb tells us, which is extremely difficult to argue with. You need to approach food wisely, and then it will become the basis for active life, cheerful spirit and excellent well-being for many years.
Principles of dietetics through proverbs about healthy eating
To create a rational menu, you need to know the basic principles on which it is based. Moreover, for this it is not at all necessary to shovel mountains of literature, read scientific manuals and treatises on nutrition - it is enough to use the wisdom of our ancestors by studying proverbs about the rules of healthy eating
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- “Trouble is when the stomach is more stubborn than the mind
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If, without thinking, you eat everything that comes to hand, putting gluttony at the forefront, you can lose not only your health, but also the harmony in your life. Constant overeating and consumption of junk food will sooner or later lead to problems with metabolism, cardiovascular abnormalities, sudden changes in body weight and other physiological disorders, and will also disrupt the balance of energy and vitality, causing insomnia and depression. - “The belly is not a bag: you can’t eat in reserve
. You should not have too dense meals, sacrificing their quantity: the only thing you will achieve is a distended stomach and a constant feeling of hunger. It is better to eat little by little 4-5 times a day - then the nutrition will be the most balanced. - “What’s the harm if you drink water
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Drinking regime is no less important than regular meals. By drinking at least 1.5-2 liters a day, a person saturates the cells with life-giving moisture, allows the circulatory system to function “like a clock” and replenishes its deficiency in the body. - “Don’t swallow without chewing, don’t chat without thinking
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Just like expressing your opinion without thoroughly thinking it through first, you should not neglect proper chewing of your food. By swallowing large pieces, you will overload your stomach, force the digestive tract to work incorrectly, and ultimately develop digestive problems. - “There are no bad foods, only bad cooks
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Even the healthiest and most nutritious food can be spoiled if it is prepared incorrectly. For example, fried foods will be much more harmful than those cooked in the oven or steamed. And if you know special technologies and delicious recipes, you can learn to create real masterpieces without using excessive heat treatment.
Proverbs and sayings about healthy eating: making a menu
Whatever one may say, the basic rule on which dietetics is based is healthy, rich in vitamins and minerals, nutritious and at the same time easily digestible foods. Including fast food, caffeinated products, and even more so meat or fish that comes to the table through violence, cruelty and murder in your diet means fundamentally violating the norms of a healthy lifestyle, moral principles and foundations of a humane, harmonious spiritual personality. In addition, a variety of fruits, vegetables, grains, nuts, legumes and other plant crops can fully provide a person with everything necessary for a full life, and sayings clearly confirm this.
About painful things: beloved and dear dacha
Residents of rural areas are becoming more accustomed to having a vegetable garden. But statuses about the vegetable garden and dacha have a very special flavor - after all, there is no particular desire to go to the countryside at the end of the work week.
- In the morning it seems like you are going to the country. Only in the evening everything changes dramatically - suddenly you find yourself in a damned garden...
- Today we arrived at the dacha. Everything is as usual: first one hundred square meters, then another... So we managed to dig up the entire garden.
- Where are you planning to go on vacation - to the country, or to Goa? — But this will depend on how the tax audit in my company goes...
- The main thing is to always help the elders at the dacha. Well, barbecue, eat raspberries...
- My husband and I got a dacha to relax there. And - lo and behold - we rest. Only when we are not there.
- A summer resident is a person who can be compared to a flounder. His back is dark, his belly is white. And my eyes are constantly bulging.
- There are only three categories of people in our state. These are the lucky ones, the losers, and also the summer residents.
- Nowadays, surfing the Internet on weekends is no longer fashionable. Everyone goes to their dachas to dig. Apparently they want to find gold!
- I really like the line “I’ll be out of town for five days.” Everyone thinks you’re flying to the south to sunbathe and smoke a hookah. But in reality, you go to the dacha, weed the beds and grill shish kebab.
- Any dacha party is several times more fun and enjoyable if the dacha itself is not yours.
- The current generation, being in the country, is able to plant only one thing - a liver.
- Tell me, why does a person need a dacha? - To send children there.
- A garden and a dacha are needed to give a person health, and not to take it away.