Young people, as part of the new generation, amaze and amaze every time with their sparklingness, frankness and wit. Various arguments flowing from the lips of a guy or a girl herald their inner world, views on important life theories and situations. Youth quotes are full of criticism, humor, independence and a certain obsession. Statements, phrases and slogans of future adults make them think, get angry or laugh. The main thing is not to ignore. It is worth listening to young people, because they are the people of the future.
“The heart will scream without technical reasons...”
Kisses are needed so that lovers do not think too much. (Irina Molchanova)
Youth quotes about love are striking in their sincerity, desperation, insecurity and selfless morals. On social networks there are often phrases and statuses with heartbreaking content, full of naive despair and exciting expectations:
- “I will take a hundred steps towards you, but not a single one after you!”
- “I didn’t fall in love at all, I just wanted something like this at home!”
- “Your love from a distance is hard for me. For me, the neighboring house is already a distance.”
- “It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t grow together with your loved one... The main thing is that it doesn’t work out with someone you don’t love!”
- “If you can’t forget a person, then you can learn to live without him.”
- “I stopped suffering for you... And I became bored.”
- “Leaving your loved ones is suicide”
- “If you give up, then only into your arms!”
- “People are always waiting for something: love, happiness, health, money... Oh, I’m waiting for snow.”
- “Love comes with a smile and admiration, leaves with tears and disgust.”
- “They say that when you fall in love, it is difficult to pronounce the name of your chosen one. I agreed with this when I fell in love with Plutarch Kazimirovich...”
- “In love affairs, love does not exist.”
- “Crooked legs are systematically corrected by deep necklines.”
- “When everything is good in love, you don’t want to say anything.”
Cool Quotes
By the way, we recommend reading a wonderful selection of funny aphorisms from the section on statements by topic.
The only thing worse than a log in bed is a hysterical log.
He was so greedy that he even chose the greater of two evils.
Absence of punishment is an encouragement to impunity!
Every man approves of sex before marriage... Until he has a daughter.
If you warmed a snake on your chest, then you are a man, and if between your breasts, then you are a woman.
Childhood is a time when you still don’t know how to think in swear words...
It doesn’t matter what you believe in, the main thing is to be a priest.
If you are a bachelor, what do you know about the biggest mistake in life?!
One deliberate step...frees you from many empty runs...
When a man loves a woman, the cockroaches in her head seem like ladybugs to him.
From love to hate one step. The way back is much longer.
If you don't find life interesting, you may be looking in the wrong place.
When people in Russia start talking about patriotism, you know: somewhere something was stolen...
Life is better than you think: you just have to accept the impossible, do without the necessary and do the impossible.
The truth can disturb and even hurt, but it cannot offend. Lies offend.
Where life came from is where it goes.
- Well, what else can you wish for the night? Bon appetit…
With a slight movement of the hand, the dance floor turns into a ring...
Today there are a lot of woodpeckers spreading their wings.
Rudeness is the only privilege of a slave, which he enjoys to the fullest.
A kiss is touching another world using your lips.
The most life-affirming creature in the world is a woman caressing her man.
Lies are what love saves.
Sometimes you don’t want to suffer foolishly, but can you really refuse her?
Life is like a joke: it doesn’t matter what is told, what matters is how it is told.
Russia is on his knees so that the holes in his pants are not visible.
Those who are not married are unhappy, and those who are divorced are lucky.
Whatever the lion wants, they say: the crocodile is hiccupping or crying.
It’s truly good where they are not, not us!
If you drive more quietly, you will creep closer to the unwary pedestrian.
No matter how ugly the closed circle may be, the completed turn of the spiral is beautiful.
When I see the work, my hands are itching to shove them deeper into my pockets.
We take high and give low.
The man’s share is that you work for the state and give the money to your wife.
Self-sufficiency is when you are actually more interested in yourself than in the TV or computer.
It doesn’t matter what life is - a marathon or a sprint: it’s just important to run well.
If you can’t get your girlfriend to have sex for a very long time, she probably has enough sex without you.
A persistent person will not rest until he achieves his goal. Or someone else’s, if it’s not your own at all.
The most unpleasant choice is when you have to choose: what to fear more?
The wife of her cheating husband doesn’t believe fairy tales the most.
Flat people have the most points of contact.
Living in shit gives you a chance to swim against the tide.
Woman is a function of the mood variable.
Culture is what you don't do when no one can see you.
Only an intelligent person can seem stupider than he is.
And common sense needs rest. More and more often he chooses Europe.
Refusal to marry always spoils the relationship between a man and a woman.
The one who incites war is the one who does not take up arms, but sells them!
He who chases profit does not notice the bait...
Dollars in the eyes are not a soul in heaven.
If you do not understand what and why you were taught at school, explain it in your own words.
The smart one figures out what went wrong, the fool looks for something to get even with.
Boundless love is the only permitted boundary breaker.
A pension supplement is like wads to a machine gun.
Be generous with your enemies, have a decent drink, call them.
It is not as difficult to stand up for yourself as it is not to stand up for others.
There are such friends that if you get sick, you have to go to the doctors.
A man's middle age is when his stubble grows and his hair falls out.
The soul cannot work in its heels.
We have something to talk about
Cool quotes from the younger generation do not contain stupid thoughts. They bring a new perspective on familiar things, encourage you to think about serious things, help you look at the situation from the other side or laugh at yourself in a good-natured way.
You are the ones who complain about modern youth, do you think we are bad?
You should have seen the parents! (“Gossip Girl”) The main problem of modern youth is that you no longer belong to them. (Oleg Menshikov)
Young boys and girls talk about life and various situations freely and witty. Funny aphorisms and statuses carry a certain amount of truth:
- “I still keep your photos. My mug of tea sits on them.”
- “I want the summer to be bright and happy! And it’s better to be sad in the fall, when it’s raining and there are bare trees.”
- “I want to write a fairy tale, act in a fairy-tale movie and make the fairy tale come true.”
- “Everything ingenious is simple. And I’m such a simpleton!”
- “Perfect absurdity - a funny memory.”
- “Happy “tomorrow”, we need to build “today”.
- “It’s great when you can allow yourself to be yourself.”
- “Either we change, or we dream about the wrong things...”
- “Sometimes they leave in order to come back different!”
- “Whatever one may say, but in the series of your life, you are the leading role.”
- “I want harmony in my soul and harmony in my hands.”
- “Even the Snow Woman needs to lose a few kilograms of snow to become an elegant snowflake.”
- “The most incorruptible line goes to the toilet.”
- “If you want to look young and slim, be around fat and old people.”
- “Don't trust your heart. It's knocking!
Interesting quotes
A pattern is a group of accidents united in the same interests.
I always wanted to be smart. And something always got in the way. Either work, then food, then sleep. But over the years, this stupid craving dissolved. Why stand out?
Man is created for happiness. If you want to be happy, become a person.
By default, you can consider everyone stupider than yourself. But only by default. You better not let anyone say this.
How difficult it can be to give a beggar a ruble from your pocket. But how easy it is to engage in charity at someone else’s expense...
Today many live with prostitutes, and some even with political ones.
If you imagine a major failure as a combination of many small troubles, then it’s quite tolerable. But it is better not to analyze achievements in this way.
Don't take on other people's obstacles.
In a sleepy kingdom, it is more profitable not to wake up.
When the witch hunt stops, they sit on their brooms.
After Adam ate the fruit of knowledge, he learned that in paradise this can not only be used to pear pears.
He was not noticed in outright selfishness, but addressed himself exclusively as “You”.
Monday morning will turn out to be much more cheerful if you wash down a mug of invigorating coffee with a glass of immunity-strengthening cognac.
Once upon a time, all flies were bees. But they quickly realized that there was much more shit than pollen.
To make oil more expensive every month, deputies proposed making it from gasoline.
A well-mannered person tries not to show his good manners in public, so as not to be branded as an arrogant snob.
Money brings that happiness that does not ask where it goes, but silently brings it again!
A growing body quickly turns fat.
The cup of patience is increasingly turning upside down.
Very good is not when you feel very good, but when there is no one nearby who is even better.
Today, even electricians do not believe in a bright future.
Don't wait for a bright future, be satisfied with a bright tomorrow.
Marital debt cannot be loaned out.
The Lord commanded some to be fruitful and multiply, others to share!
An intelligent person does not need to be told twice - he will still do it his own way.
Since those who do not work do not make mistakes, then let us give a decisive battle to mistakes.
America is a beautiful country, it’s a pity that it was left to fools.
Choose your friends more carefully - these are the people who will bury you.
For many, children are the only author's work in life.
If you gather your courage and drink, then this is no longer considered drunkenness alone.
In the whirlpool of life, lifebuoys are on inventory.
By offering to talk openly, they hope to listen to any dirty thoughts.
Life, like an enema, must insert.
Someone manages to be in the corner of a love triangle, someone is at the top!
Sometimes aesthetes steal something that is bad, just so that it is good.
The dirtier the time, the more amazing the purity.
Controlled religion is when you are taught whose tail to wag and who to tear to shreds.
A problem shifted to someone else is no longer your problem.
Serious social work begins where individual interests end.
Nowadays they don’t write laws, they just enforce them, but that doesn’t make it any easier.
There was wetness on the stake - since it wasn’t enough for her.
A smart person checks first, then trusts. A fool first trusts, then accuses.
Marriage is the voluntary transfer of one’s ambitions for the lifelong use of the other party.
The army is a school where repeaters rule the roost.
Young green
The best things in the world are not things at all. (Diana Luginina)
Modern youth quotes and sayings contain a large share of irony and criticism. By making fun of serious things, teenagers and young people hide their fears and worries about the mysterious road to an adult future:
- “The absence of a law does not protect you from responsibility.”
- “Superstitious people don’t look in the mirror. So as not to jinx it.”
- “Everyone dreams of living to be 100, but after 20 they hate every birthday.”
- “I never argue, but firmly defend my point of view when I am sure that I am right!”
- “There are no smart atheists.”
- “Ugly ducklings grow into beautiful swans. And I turned out to be a miracle in feathers.”
- “I'm looking for a job. Don’t suggest an underground passage!”
- “What would we do if we had brains?”
- “People believe anything when they are told it is a compliment.”
- “You will do anything for money! Even to work."
Witty quotes from great people
Humor is like wine: it gets better every year. Therefore, we have selected especially for you the best funny quotes from great people, time-tested. Statements from the best minds, whose wit was of the highest standard, will make you smile and give you food for thought, since there is only a grain of joke in every joke. Therefore, these aphorisms, although funny, are filled with deep meaning.
Only those who have it go crazy. Stanislav Jerzy Lec
Don't be afraid of perfection. You won't achieve it. Salvador Dali
If we know so little about life, what can we know about death? Confucius
How often do people use their minds to do stupid things. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain
Theory is when everything is known, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why. We combine theory and practice: nothing works... and no one knows why! Albert Einstein
Everything that is beautiful in this life is either immoral, illegal, or leads to obesity. Oscar Wilde
An expert is a person who has made all possible mistakes in a very narrow specialty. Niels Bohr
Every person has the right to his own opinion - provided that it coincides with ours. George Bernard Shaw
Morality grows stronger when the flesh becomes decrepit. Moliere
Optimism is the passion to claim that everything is good when in reality everything is bad. Walter
I owe my longevity to sports. I've never done it. Winston Churchill
Love is blind, but marriage restores sight. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The word “no” is still the most reliable contraceptive. Hot Petan
Whether you marry or not, you will still repent. Socrates
Funny quotes with meaning are humor. And humor is the best psychotherapy and, in general, a panacea for all kinds of troubles in life. Of course, there are a great variety of cool sayings and humorous phrases. But the aphorisms of great men are the most valuable of them all.
A decent person is one who does nasty things without pleasure. Sergey Dovlatov
Life can only give one relief - the intestines. George Orwell
Earthly man is a weak soul burdened with a corpse. Epictetus
What people usually call fate is, in essence, only the totality of the stupidities they have committed. Arthur Schopenhauer
It’s very difficult to change without changing anything, but we will! Mikhail Zhvanetsky
Live as best you can, since you can’t live as you want. Caecilius Statius
History is like a nail on which you can hang anything. Alexandr Duma
You will never know what you were looking for until you find it. Steve Jobs
You can achieve more with a kind word and a revolver than with a kind word alone. Al Capone
The most necessary science is the science of forgetting the unnecessary. Antisthenes
Life is fatigue, growing with every step. Nicholas Murray Butler
A man forgives and forgets. A woman forgives - and that’s all. Philippe Gerfaut
All joy is at risk. Albert Camus
This cannot happen to us - this is phrase number one on the list of famous last words. David Crosby
Logic is the art of making mistakes with confidence in your rightness. John Krach
Humor is important in any area of life, and it is always highly valued. A person who has such qualities as wit and a sense of humor always has an easier life. And who else can we learn wit from, if not from the greatest minds of mankind? Their funny quotes will help you with this.
A person who repeats that he is not a fool usually has some doubts on this issue. Wilson Misner
It's hard to believe that a person is telling you the truth when you know that if you were them, you would lie. Henry Louis Mencken
A bad conscience is a tax that the invention of a clear conscience has imposed on people. Friedrich Nietzsche
Growing old is boring, but it is the only way to live long. Charles Augustin de Sainte-Beuve
Don't judge a man by his friends; Do not forget that Judas had impeccable friends. Ernest Hemingway
The reason many people miss out on opportunities is that these opportunities often involve work. Thomas Edison
Optimism is just another manifestation of mental laziness. Edouard Herriot
A plain face and a bad figure helped many women get to heaven. Minna Antrim
What we call sin in others, we consider in ourselves an experiment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
While nothing happens, everything becomes different. Andrey Bitov
A woman is smarter than a man, and she spends her intelligence primarily so that the man does not notice this. Mary McCarthy
Every day he looks more and more like his future corpse. Jean-Paul Sartre
God will forgive me. Its' his job. Heinrich Heine
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how rarely they do. Olin Miller
Thank God I'm still an atheist. Lewis Banuel
Funny sayings and quotes from great people form an attitude towards life that allows you to get out of life's troubles with the least psychological losses. And all because they are based on rich life experience. Therefore, they can teach you something too.
A conservative is a person who sits and thinks, but mostly sits. Woodrow Wilson
I can explain it to them, but I cannot understand it for them. Dan Rader
It seems accurate. Anton Bobrov
It is easier to imitate the saints than to live with them. Georges Wolfrom
Fashion is something that goes out of fashion. Coco Chanel
I'm interested in the future because I'm going to spend the rest of my life in it. Charles Franklin Catering
God was pleased to give humanity enthusiasm to compensate for the lack of reason. Edmund Burke
Love is a man's attempt to be satisfied with only one woman. Paul Geraldi
The progress of mankind is based on the desire of every person to live beyond his means. Samuel Butler
Chastity is the most unnatural of all sexual perversions. Aldous Huxley
Men say whatever they like about women, and women make whatever they want out of men. Louis Philippe de Segur
I would rather go crazy than see a psychiatrist. Michael Kane
Only strong women marry weaklings. Betty Davis
God is the only being who does not even have to exist in order to dominate. Charles Baudelaire
Education has created a huge number of people who can read, but who are unable to determine what is worthy of reading. George Macaulay Trevelyan
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Don't ask me questions and I won't have to lie to you. (O. Goldsmith)
Statuses on social network pages are the subject of self-expression by teenagers and young people. In this way, the younger generation shares joy, sadness, announces decisions or shows their sense of humor.
- “Now I’m worried about you... Did you hurt yourself too much when you fell in front of me?”
- “You can get along well with me if you bite your tongue in time.”
- “Your strength is that you are my weakness.”
Youth quotes, jokes and aphorisms are successfully used at any party and will amuse an interesting company. Among friends who are young at heart, there is always a place for a new sparkling and funny phrase that can amuse not only contemporaries, but also descendants.
