Statuses about grandma with meaning

Grandma will help you out in any trouble

Many statements have a special meaning, since each person’s elderly relatives have their own personal characteristics. Each of them has a difficult character, does not always keep up with the times, but desperately loves her grandchildren. Therefore, very often statuses are created about a grandmother with a meaning that reflects all the realities of her life.

If dad and mom don’t allow you to do something, just turn to grandma. Yes, and complain about them. For you they are adult parents, and for her they are small children.
I explained to my dear old lady how to use a cell phone. She immediately understood that she needed to speak into the phone, but did not catch that they first pressed a button. Now, when the phone rings, she talks to him: “Well, why are you yelling, I hear you, I hear you.”
Do you want to go to a nightclub, but your parents won't give you money? Turn to your grandmother and tell her that you want to go to an ice cream parlor with your friends. There will be no refusal.
How quickly time flies. My beloved granny was once much younger and more beautiful than me. And now she can barely walk with a stick. Quite a few years will pass and I will also be walking. How strange.
Even if you yourself already have grown-up children, but older relatives are still alive, for them you are still in the same soiled diapers.
If there is a person for whom there is no one more beautiful, better and smarter than you, then he is called a grandmother.
The grandson hid the drug from his old lady. She found it and decided that her beloved Vasenka had brought her flour as a gift. I baked pies from it for him. And now the whole family has been singing and dancing non-stop for a whole week, although no holidays are expected at all.
Grandma is everyone's mother.
My grandmother taught me to knit. Now the whole family, including herself, constantly wears woolen clothes. Even in summer.
The only person to whom you can cry into your vest about all your troubles, without restrictions, grandma. Everyone else will immediately start: “Wait, wait, what are you talking about?”
The grandson took a dental prosthesis from the old woman and inserted it into his mouth. The father asks: “Well, why did you do that?” “I am a shark, I have teeth in 2 rows,” the grandson answers.
Grandmother bought herself tea to drink it with jam. And the drink turned out to be for athletes. With a weight loss effect and a boost of energy. Now she gains strength in the morning and runs along the paths near her house.
Maslenitsa is a real grandma's holiday.
For my beloved old lady, a cell phone is no different from a photo album. That's why she constantly slobbers on her finger, turning the pages in it.

Touching and meaningful statuses about grandmother, grandson and granddaughter

Grandmothers are mothers who have a lot of silver glaze in their hair.
Some moments can only be corrected with a strong and soft hug from your grandmother.
The grandmother does not hold her grandson’s little hands in her palms for long, but he is in her heart forever.
Mothers come into the fullness of their grace only when they become grandmothers. (I recommend reading beautiful quotes about your beloved mother).
Grandmother is a woman with silver in her hair and gold in her heart.
Ideal love sometimes doesn't come until the first grandchild.
Being a mother to a mother is a grand thing, that's why the world calls her grandmother.
A grandchild may not have everything he wants in this world. But he has a grandmother who loves him more than anything in the world.
The love between grandmother and granddaughter is eternal.
Grandmother plays a special role in all her granddaughter's cherished memories.
I can tell grandma anything. And I know that her ears are always listening, and her hands are always supporting.
No one can replace the love of a grandmother. She has a magical ability to make everyone feel better.
A grandmother is a nanny who watches her grandchildren instead of TV.
There's no place like grandma's house.
Grandma can't understand why so many people don't think her grandson is as cute as she is.
A grandmother's heart is a patchwork of love for her grandchildren. (I advise you to read smart words and quotes about love in our lives).
For her grandchildren, a grandmother is a safe haven in the world of evil and vice.
The positive example of grandmothers is as necessary for the growth and health of a child as vitamins.
Grandmothers are women who love to hear their little grandchildren breathing into the telephone receiver.
The moment a woman thinks her mission is already done, she becomes a grandmother.
Grandmothers and roses are similar in many ways. Each of them is a masterpiece of God with different names.
A house without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

Beautiful and wise sayings about grandmother and grandchildren

Looking back, I see that my fate was decided by my grandmother. She shaped my life, without knowing, of course, what it would be like. My grandmother taught me many things that I needed to know. Although we had no idea that I would need it. (Wendell Berry) (You may gain some wisdom by reading this list of parenting quotes and sayings.)
Your grandmother is a sorceress. Remember that time when you fell off your bike, and she picked you up, washed your bloody knees, washed the tears and snot from your face. She told funny stories and tickled your belly, making you laugh so much you started to hiccup. The tears, the blood, the pain, your mother's closed bedroom door - everything disappeared as if your grandmother waved a magic wand! (Margret Helgadottir)
Grandma's kitchen was small - tiny sink, no dishwasher, small countertop. But this is where the tortellini appeared, filled with meat and nutmeg, topped with butter and sage. (Erica Bauermeister)
My great-grandmother Morrison attached a book stand to her spinning wheel so she could read while the wheel turned. At least that's what the story goes. And one evening she was so carried away by her book that she spun until half past one on Saturday night. So on Saturday she worked for half an hour, then it was considered a great sin. (Mary Lawson)
When grandma was heading to some distant place, there was only one thing for sure: it was the place that everyone else was trying to escape from. And if anyone asked her why she was doing this, she would answer: “For God's sake, I'm a doctor! And since I became one, I have not allowed myself the luxury of choosing whose life I should save.” (Fredrik Backman)
My observation is that the older you get, the more you like the word “cozy.” This is why most older people wear pants with elastic waistbands. This may explain why grandmothers like to buy pajamas and dressing gowns for their grandchildren. (Holly Goldberg Sloan)

Quotes and aphorisms about beloved grandparents

Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for aging. (Mary H. Waldrip)
Soon I will become an elderly gray-haired lady with someone placing a baby on her lap with the words: “Smile, grandma!” Just recently I was photographed on my grandmother’s lap. (Liv Ullman)
It is often said that with a child are born grandparents. (Lisa Tortorello)
When a grandson or granddaughter is born, a grandmother is born with them. (Judith Lou Levy)
We want grandparents to remember two truths about grandchildren: 1) they are not your children. 2) they are your grandchildren. (Ross Campbell)
If I had known how wonderful it was to have grandchildren, I would have given birth to them first. (Lois Weiss)
The simplest toy that even the smallest child can play with is called grandma and grandpa. (Sam Levenson) (Read beautiful and meaningful quotes about grandfather).
A child needs grandparents to make it less safe to grow up in an unfamiliar world. (Lyle Ann Morse)
Our faces will become works of art that our grandchildren will treasure. (Adriana Trigiani)
For a grandmother, there are few things more delightful than her grandchildren playing on her lap. (Doug Larson)
Grandchildren are beneficial. I give them change and they give me a million dollar pleasure. (Jean Perret)
The best nannies, of course, will be grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your child to them for a long time. (Dave Barry)
You make all your mistakes with your children. And by the time your grandchildren are born, you already know how to fix everything. Plus, when you turn fifty, you stop caring what other people think. (Liz Fenton)
Grandchildren occupy a special place in the hearts of grandmothers. (Ekaterina Pulsifer)
When the child you love gives birth to a child whom you love with all your heart, only then will you understand how great it is to be a grandmother. (Unknown)

Beautiful, funny and short quotes about grandmothers

A friend of mine was asked how she felt about having her first great-grandchild. "It was wonderful. But then it dawned on me that I was his grandfather’s mother,” she replied. (Robert L. Rice, MD)
If mom says no, ask grandma. If grandma says no. Who are we kidding? Grandma never says no.
As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. (A.J. Jacobs)
I want to be a sunny grandmother. (Kay Robertson)
The great thing about aging is that you don't lose the age you were. (Madeleine L'Engle)
The foundation that my parents and grandparents laid in me is unshakable. Especially the principle that teaches me to consider God first in everything I do. (Carlos Wallace)
Grandmother does not fade with age, but becomes more concentrated. (Paulette Bates Alden)
There was a faint scent of lilac in the air. There have always been lilacs in this part of the city. Where grandmothers were, there were always lilacs. (Laura Miller)
Only now, having become an old woman, a widow and a grandmother, can I, looking back, understand how much my grandmother loved me. Now I would give back with all my heart the love I owe her. (Unknown)
Grandma is the true force behind the enormous power. (Lisa Birnbach)
You can love your grandmother for years without really knowing anything about her. (Fredrik Backman)
The name of grandmother evokes less love than the affectionate title of mother. (William Shakespeare)
My grandmother once advised me to avoid colds and evil people if possible. Good advice. (Walter Anderson)
Grandmother opens up a new world of changes, challenges and celebrations in a woman’s life. (Rebecca Barlow Jordan)
Grandma once said that children are investments, and grandchildren are dividends. (Selma Berg)
A grandmother can help her grandson understand who he really is. (Deborah Williams)
My grandmother used to say, “Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Remain the gentleman I taught you to be. (Jamie Foxx)

Is there anyone in the world dearer than my dear granny?

Most people try to post a status about their beloved and dear grandmother on their virtual page. Each person wants to convey his sincere affection for her in his own way. Sometimes his kind words even smack of a certain humor and irony.

It is worth living to a ripe old age to become as kind, understanding and forgiving as my dear grandmother.
Accustomed to constant knitting, while she was waiting for her grandchildren for the summer, she made sweaters for all of them, blankets for the dogs, and beds for the cats.
My grandmother is very good. Brought her a bag of marijuana to hide with her. So she scattered it among the supplies in jars in the kitchen. Now no one will ever find it. I hope she does too.
When your parents refuse to let you marry Pasha from the 6th entrance, just go and complain about them to your granny. Not only will she quickly turn you around, but she will also hit your parents in the neck that the girl is disappearing alone.
The old woman saw that her granddaughter was always carrying around some strange black plate with her. I thought she was just embarrassed to ask where to throw it away. She took it and placed it under the leg of the swinging table. Now it doesn't hold very well, but it wobbles less. The girl hasn't seen it yet. He will probably appreciate it and be happy.
When my grandmother saw me wearing headphones, she was alarmed and immediately called an ENT specialist to the house.
"Granny! Look how cool my selfie stick is!” - "What?! Shameless! It’s time for you to get married, get married!”
My beloved old lady saw me talking on the computer with my boyfriend. Then she turned on the TV and went to complain to the President about the poor work of the janitor.
Russian scientists have proven that the closer a grandmother’s house is located, the fatter and healthier her grandchildren look.
A TV is for any old woman, like an iPhone is for young people.
Grandma mixed up the white powder of my dear Goshenka with baking powder and baked pies for him on the road. He was removed from the train and a case was opened against him for transporting drugs.

I believe the day of our meeting will definitely come

Status about the death of a grandmother from her granddaughter - phrases that make your heart ache. At first glance, these are simple, but in fact they are very vital phrases.

Your photo is in my wallet. You look with the same gentle eyes. I love you very much, grandma!
You always had enough time, you were always in the mood, and it seemed like you were never tired...
I won't feel better for a long time. Yes, I’ve already come to terms with it. You know, as long as you feel good there.
I will always remember you, even if I have never been an ideal granddaughter.
You had strength. The strength to survive a lot. But now you're gone. But the memory of your strength... it will not fade.
And, you know, I don’t want to come to your grave simply because I want to come to you myself!
As long as I live, your grave will always be tidy and clean, and flowers will grow around you.
Your love was laid to me by some invisible thread. It hurts me because it ended when you left.
Your departure is a real grief for me. You know that only you could calm me down!
I need to come to terms with the fact that you're gone. But I don’t understand how to do this...
I grew up, thought of myself as an adult, but I needed to devote time to my grandmother. Show love.
You called yourself, you weren’t angry that I often didn’t pick up the phone, and you definitely understood that sometimes I really didn’t care.

Statuses about the death of a grandmother - when the soul is in unbearable pain. You don't need any words of reassurance, you just need to live through this period.

Bravely, peers, keep up!

Unfortunately, not all older relatives have a sweet disposition. Some of them, frankly speaking, sometimes poison the existence of the entire house. Then, one after another, a status about a bad grandmother appears.

Even if you have 3 higher educations, for the grumpy grannies on the bench at the entrance, you are Lenka from apartment 9, a prankster, of which there are few.
The neighbors never contacted the police. In case of any disturbances, they went to Baba Lena from apartment 6. She knew how to calm down even the most notorious and arrogant hooligans. True, in her free time she constantly trained on the other residents of her house.
Absolutely everyone was sure that MaryIvanna was a primary school teacher. But only a vigilant old neighbor quickly figured out that she was actually performing at a strip club.
Nothing can be hidden from the grandmothers sitting on the bench. Moreover, concealment of evidence is an aggravating circumstance in the formation of a young person’s reputation.
Sveta, hurrying to work, did not say to the old woman sitting on the bench: “Hello.” The next day the whole house found out that she was working in a brothel.
Oleg didn’t know whether to cry or laugh when, dressing up as a witch for Halloween, he learned from his grandmother that he was gay.
“It’s not my fault!” shouted Pavel Petrovich, who was being taken out of the entrance by police officers. It turns out that the day before he said: “Where are you going, old man?” Granny was not taken aback and said that there was a drug den in his apartment. Unfortunately for him, that day he brought a whole bag of stolen cement from the construction site where he worked. Now he's sitting. True, not according to that article, but still. Conclusion: don’t be rude to your elderly neighbors.
55-year-old Semyon Semenovich listened patiently as every day his 95-year-old grandmother told him: “Senya, don’t be a bully, I remember very well how you pulled my cat by the tail. I’m guessing you’re going for the same thing now.”
Talk to your elderly neighbors about the residents of the house and you will find out about them what they don’t even know about themselves.

With such and such a grandmother I was never afraid of anything

There are lives that you value much more than your own. Grandma, I miss you very much...
Grandma was with me during the most difficult periods of my life. She never found excuses!
My grandmother was the kindest. You know, I could calmly tell her what I didn’t tell my parents.
Grandma left. And it seems like it’s time to come to terms with it a long time ago, but I can’t. Without her there is too much bad stuff around.
My grandmother is not one to lecture; she always spoke simply. And in general, it was extremely simple...
No, I'm unlikely to stop suffering. I truly had the best grandmother on the planet!
Grandma was my motivator, my psychologist, and my mentor.
Thank God for giving me such a wonderful grandmother...
In this world I cannot have everything I want. Yes, if only because grandma can’t be brought back.
Comfort and tranquility always awaited me in my grandmother's house. And now this house is absolutely empty.
My grandmother always knew which of my friends were real. Eh, grandma, where are you now?
And, it seems, this is a law of nature, but how to prove this to a heart choking with pain?
Grandma always wanted my life to be the best. And if grandma wanted it, then so it will be :).
She’s been gone for a long time, but I remember how carefully she straightened my baby’s hat, how hard she tried when preparing pies...

Snowfall, snowfall, don’t hit my hair...

Sometimes a woman has grandchildren so early that she herself does not have time to get used to the fact that she has developed the status of a young grandmother. Not everyone has time to adapt to the new state. Therefore, the average age of a lady is confused by those around her with old age, and by her grandchildren with youth.

When modern girls become grannies, they will sing to their grandchildren: “Oh-okay, gay-lyuli!”
The woman had to retire from her position as a system administrator. Now she sets up computers for the whole family and the whole house.
Great-grandmother said: “Never get into debt!” Granny says: “Take a loan.” I don't know who to listen to.
A modern pensioner comes to the doctor. He tells her: “Here are the pills. You will take it 5 times a day, after meals.” A woman with a tiny pension is terrified: “Where will I get so much food?!”
The grandmother got married before her granddaughter.
My grandmother is at an interesting age when she doesn’t tell stories from her life, but also keeps secrets.
The woman had grandchildren early. So many fans came to see her that she always had someone to leave her children with if she wanted to go away.
When the little girl asked her grandmother where she was going, having preened herself, she only smiled mysteriously. Then it turned out that she was already going on maternity leave. Now he will sit with everyone at once.

It becomes clear that granny is a very proud title. It still needs to be earned. Therefore, statements on such a topic are always interesting and funny to read.

Words of gratitude to grandmother from granddaughter

Grandmother! Like no one else, you understand me and always support me. You envelop me so much with your warmth and care that I feel good and calm. Thank you! I love you so much.
I will never stop and never tire of thanking you! Thanks to you, I grew up to be a kind, independent and active person. You taught me everything and your lessons were not in vain. Thank you for your wisdom and necessary advice.
Grandmother! I am so very grateful to you! You are the kindest, most caring and sincere. You are not afraid of any trouble. Thank you for everything you do for me.
I want to thank you for the most fascinating stories that you tell me, they are so interesting that they simply take your breath away!
Granny! I am so grateful to you that you were able to preserve our family traditions and taught all family members to only increase them!

Words of gratitude to grandma at the wedding from the bride

Grandmother! Thank you so much! I am so grateful to you for everything! You always help me and never refuse to help me! I really appreciate you! Thank you so much!
My dear grandma! Thank you for caring about me. I'm so glad I have you. And your help is priceless to me!
I would really like to thank my dear grandmother. She's just gold to me. She knows how to keep all the secrets and secrets, she makes amazing pies. She teaches me to be strong and appreciates all my actions! Thank you for everything!
I will always thank my dear grandmother! She has done so much for me that it is impossible to list all her good deeds, there is not enough time. You are the most incomparable granny in the world and the best friend!
I am so grateful to you, my grandmother, for your tact and politeness. You always know how to listen and give the right advice. Thank you very much!

Words of gratitude to my grandmother for her upbringing

My dear grandmother! I'm so grateful to you! You put your whole soul into my upbringing. You have always treated me kindly, with such tenderness. Thank you so much for teaching me everything I needed. Your advice has been so useful to me in my life. Thanks to you, I am the happiest!
Grandmother! You always try so hard for all your grandchildren. You always help us and never refuse a request. I can turn to you with any problem, you will always give the right advice and judge wisely. Thank you for everything, thank you for bringing up the best qualities in us!
Dear grandmother! Thank you for putting all your efforts into my upbringing. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be as happy as I am now! Thank you for your kindness, golden hands and complacency!

Grandmother is not just a magic word, it is the same dear person who shows affection, care, and kindness to her children and grandchildren. And to cheer up your grandmother and see her smile, you just need to say a few warm words. Even a simple “thank you” will definitely lift her spirits.

Words of gratitude to mother and grandmother

There are two wonderful women in my life - my mother and my grandmother. They make my life more joyful and happier. And for me there is nothing better than knowing that you exist, that you are nearby, alive and well. Thank you for making my life better!
My dear, dearest! I love you so much! It is you who share all my troubles with me, you rejoice with me for my victories! You are always there. You are an important part of my life..., part of my soul. I want to tell you all the best words of gratitude and wish you all the best! May you always be well and avoid any illness! Be always happy! Thank you for everything.
Mommy and grandma! Only you have the warmest and most tender hands. Only you have the kindest and most sincere heart. Only you understand me like no one else. Only you can I entrust all my secrets and secrets. Thank you for having me! I love you very much! You are the most precious thing I have!