“Bastards” is a film by Alexander Atanesyan based on the story by Vladimir Kunin. The release of the film caused mixed reactions from the public. Many public figures stated that the film contained slander against the security forces of the USSR and belittled the role of the Soviet people in World War II. The film's advertising campaign was based on the fact that the script was based on real events from Kunin's biography, which he himself spoke about in several interviews.
Starring: Alexander Golovin, Sergey Rychenkov, Andrey Krasko, Andrey Panin, Velimir Rusakov, Kirill Emelyanov, Vladimir Kashpur and others.
Are all men bastards?
Of course, that's it. And you need to hit him right in the face... in the sick person, in general. With a pen, so as not to cut it with an ax - statuses about bastards.
1. How many little innocent girls has Santa Claus deceived? And why? But because he is a man. That's right - all men are assholes!
2. Of course, I love animals, but not enough to communicate with a pig.
3. What a fool I was. After all, they say correctly: “A smart girl kisses, but does not love. He listens, but believes. And she leaves before she is abandoned.” I had to run.
4. Men are like postage stamps - the more you spit, the better they stick.
5. The “ideal plan” of any man: get a girl; we find out that she has her own opinions, desires, plans; whining about how she blows her mind; We live with our mother until we are 50 years old.
6. The act of a modern man - he was offended and removed from friends.
7. Are all men the same? No, not the same - every new man will deceive and disappoint you in a new way.
8. Reading the statuses of some men about wolfish fidelity, I just want to say: “It’s not for you to whine to male dogs about loyalty.”
9. It has been proven that men are the best cooks - what they do best is... NOODLES!
10. Men with model haircuts most closely resemble roosters in a chicken coop.
11. It is difficult to please men: some women are not to their liking, others are too tough for them, and others are beyond their means.
12. If a guy promises to give you the sky, the stars and the whole universe, then this means only one thing - he definitely doesn’t have money.
13. For men, life is a zebra: blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette. And women have a zoo: a donkey, a goat, a ram, a pig.
14. The essence of masculinity: staring at a florist's ass while she makes a bouquet for his girlfriend.
15. I read one guy’s status: “Married, but still something is missing...” I couldn’t stand it and wrote: “Rogov, probably!”
Bastards
-But this resolution, Alexey Stepanovich, is already familiar to you. -N-yes..! - That's how things are! N-yeah.. Of course, Alexey Stepanovich. The easiest way is to follow the article by W.K. A decision was made to soften the fate of juvenile delinquents. And give them a chance. To atone for your guilt before your homeland. We have developed recommendations for creating a diversion school for juvenile delinquents. Who face capital punishment. Thanks to this, they will have a choice... Naturally, the school must be strictly classified. Because every cadet becomes a carrier of important information. Veshnevetsky Anton Vyacheslavovich. How do you feel about this, Alexey Stepanovich? In general, this is why I came to you. Thank you for your trust! -Brought? - That's right, in the corridor. You should move. We have found a suitable candidate. Honored Master of Sports. Lieutenant Colonel, lonely. His wife and son died of typhus. Veshnevetsky?! ..So he is.. Yes, Veshnevetsky. Already returned from places of deprivation. So that, so to speak, I could... Atone with blood. Invite. Come on in. Please, Veshnevetsky, take a seat. Hello, Anton Vyacheslavovich. I wish you good health. Comrade Lieutenant General. Alexey Stepanovich, show him our developments. Congratulations, Veshnevetsky, you have been assigned to head the school. And the staff?.. Well, you can name any name, we will remove them from the fronts, recall them from evacuation. And from other... so to speak... places. What about the cadets? But our cadets are... special. (The boy sings) And the poor maestro said. You're tired, you're tired. They say you are in brothels. At night you sing tango. Even in our bright sky. -Well, why took so long? So, Tyap, you stay here, keep your eyes open. You keep the cattle so that the cart doesn’t steal away. By itself! Pack some gingerbread for the donkey. The cat is on the roof, and we are below. Dog's bark. Damn, it's squeaky. Why are you bothering?! They followed me. The watchman's snoring can be heard. Uncle, can you find a light? What the... Ugh. Let's. Guys, the stew!! Drag it. Cat, where are you? Bitch. He didn't even have any ammunition. To hell with them. If there were, he would definitely naughty you. Look for condensed milk and egg powder. Why the hell do you need so much condensed milk? The huckster ordered condensed milk. Why should he? How do I know? Cart! What are you doing, Cat, there's a codel there! Stop, I'll shoot! Cops! Dead body. Well, guys, is the point playing? Come out, with your hands up, one at a time. Stop! Come out, you fucking karakurts. Now I will make bishbarmak out of you. Sergeant major. Stop... Put it down, you fool. He can shoot. Give it up, kid. What are you doing?!.. Guys. Don't move. Bastard!! Comrade Lieutenant Colonel, is someone blocking us from below? Yes, below, at the base of the former fire fighter, all approaches to the school are blocked by a security battalion. So.., no titles.., surnames..! Only first and last names. The contingent is best called by
Or not all?
Maybe some are just a little bit of an asshole. True, such a small beast can still grow over time into a big and dirty pig. Therefore, you can give them a little hint about this. Of course, the status is about men being bastards.
1.What kind of expression is this: “You blew my mind!” Just say: “Darling, I lack the intellect and arguments to repel your well-aimed attacks.”
2. Tell the guy, “No.” Make him fall in love.
3. One day you will come across my VK page, and it will be closed to you. And on Ava I will kiss someone else. And you know? I will be happy. One day... but not now.
4. Don't waste time on men who only miss you in words.
5. Our grandmothers loved sailors, our mothers loved military men. And we have a choice between “tankers” and Pokemon catchers.
6. A woman is always tormented by two questions: “Where can I find the man of my dreams?” and “What should we do with this beast now?”
7. What kind of men are they today? First give him something to drink, then feed him, then warm him up, and finally, in bed, convince him that he wants you.
8. Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? They smell like a new car.
9. “A man owes this, he owes that...” He doesn’t owe anything. If he is a pig, then he will remain a pig. And if he’s normal, then he can and will do it even without “should.”
10. Headlines everywhere: “How to keep him?” or “How can I get it back?” But why, in fact, such a man who needs to be kept and returned?
11. They immediately grab the phone and call you as soon as someone else is interested in you. They are like devoted dogs: they will not notice a new haircut in life, but they still sense very well if a stranger enters their territory.
Golden quotes by Faina Ranevskaya
“You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you,” is one of the most famous quotes from Faina Ranevskaya. The actress captivated the viewer not only with the power of her talent, but also with her sharp mind.
Faina Ranevskaya is rightfully considered one of the greatest actresses of the twentieth century. During her lifetime, Faina Georgievna was one of the most sought-after Soviet theater and film actresses. She was often called the main “grandmother of the Union”, since many people fell in love with her for her roles as grandmothers or older women in such timeless films as “Foundling”, “Beware, Grandma!”, “Today - a new attraction”. But besides these films, she had a lot of characteristic comic and dramatic roles. However, she never had a leading role in her entire career. But the minor characters played by Ranevskaya are still remembered. It was these roles that allowed journalists and critics to award her the proud title of “queen of the supporting plan.” Among other things, Ranevskaya is called the queen of quotes. Ranevskaya is also called the queen of quotes.
Faina Ranevskaya had a special stylistic flair. It not only allowed her to work even in such a complex genre as parody. Thanks to him, the actress’s contemporaries were keenly interested in her opinion on anything. By the way, this is why now we have a lot of quotes from Faina Ranevskaya about life, about age, about love, about men and women, about talent. Her close friends, colleagues and acquaintances often recall Ranevskaya’s witty aphorisms and sayings.
There are so many quotes from Faina Ranevskaya that they can easily be compiled into a separate book.
Today we share the wittiest sayings and aphorisms of the actress. They will make you laugh and sad.
Quotes from Faina Ranevskaya about women and men
God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
A real man is a man who remembers exactly a woman's birthday and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
Women die later than men because they are always late.
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to a heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man gives birth to a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around.
Understand once and for all that the character of your woman is a reflection of your attitude towards her. For those who don’t understand: it’s not her who’s a bitch, it’s you who’s an asshole.
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight, she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
A woman must have two qualities to succeed in life. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men.
All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.
If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means she understands that she will not find another such fool.
Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.
There are no fat women, only small clothes.
There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
Faina Ranevskaya's best quotes about health
I feel well, but not well.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
What I do? I feign health.
Quotes from Faina Ranevskaya about age
Old age is just disgusting. I believe that it is ignorance of God when he allows people to live to old age. Lord, everyone has already left, but I still live. Birman died too, and I never expected this from her. It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, but it’s time for you, you haven’t managed to do anything, you’re just starting to live!
My God, how life has slipped by, I have never even heard nightingales sing.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - which means life is coming to an end.
Memories are the wealth of old age.
Growing old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Old age is when it is not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Sometimes it seems to me that I am still alive only because I really want to live. Over the course of 53 years, I developed the habit of living in the world. My heart works sluggishly and constantly tries to stop serving me, but I order it: “Fight, damned one, and don’t you dare stop.”
In my old head there are two, at most three, thoughts, but at times they create such a fuss that it seems like there are thousands of them.
Old age is a time when the candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes for testing.
Statements by Faina Ranevskaya about creativity and talent
Starring in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
How wrong it is to believe that there are no irreplaceable actors.
Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.
I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”
You can't learn to be an artist. You can develop your talent, learn to speak, express yourself, but not shock. To do this, you need to be born with the nature of an actor.
In general, I noticed that talent is always drawn to talent, and only mediocrity remains indifferent, and sometimes even hostile.
Mediocrity always says this about himself: “Today I played amazingly like never before! Do you know how humble I am? All of Europe knows how modest I am!”
In the acting life you need luck. More than any other, the actor is dependent; he is not given the choice of roles.
I don't recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You need to live on stage.
This is the fourth time I’ve watched this film and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
In the theater the talented people loved me, the untalented people hated me, the mongrels bit me and tore me to pieces.
Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s shortcomings, which I have never encountered in mediocrity.
It's very hard to be a genius among boogers.
Talent is like a wart - either it is there or it is not.
Quotes from Faina Ranevskaya about life
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
People create their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.
The main thing is to live a living life, and not rummage through the recesses of memory.
Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains.
It has always been unclear to me that people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
Optimism is a lack of information.
Life goes by without bowing like an angry neighbor.
I've been swimming in the toilet butterfly style my whole life.
I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder...
If a person has done you harm, give him some candy. He is evil to you, you are candy to him. And so on until this creature develops diabetes.
There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain.
There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live.
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.
What kind of world is this? There are so many idiots around, how much fun they make!
Let go of idiots and clowns from your life. The circus must tour.
Life goes by without bowing like an angry neighbor.
Everything will come true, you just have to stop wanting...
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: “Died of disgust.”
How I envy the brainless!
Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
I am amused by people’s excitement over trifles; I was just as stupid myself. Now, before the finish line, I understand clearly that everything is empty. All you need is kindness and compassion.
Quotes from Faina Ranevskaya about loneliness
Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and the alarm clock rings.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this very talent that made me unhappy. But the audience really loves it? What's the matter? Why is it so hard in the theater? There are also Gangsters in the movies.
Loneliness as a condition cannot be treated.
A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.
There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
I’m like an old palm tree at a train station - no one needs it, but it’s a shame to throw it away.
If you have a person to whom you can tell your dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely...
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
It hurts, it’s offensive, but the main thing is not to be ashamed!
Has your next boyfriend disappointed you? Betrayed trust? Respond to the offender with a caustic status, so that he feels, if not as painful, then at least ashamed. A little humor, a little cynicism and a piece of heartbreak.
1. Maybe I’ve become smarter or more cynical, but so many people are indifferent to me now.
2. At some point, we still forget that person we thought we couldn’t live without.
3. Those people who talk behind your back will always be there.
4. Doesn't like it? Take him as an example.
5. Stupid... You walk through the city at night, you don’t notice anyone, you cry, mascara is smeared on your cheeks, but you don’t care. And he... he’s on the other side, you were betrayed, forgotten. Damn this kind of love!
6. Every woman dreams of hearing at least once: “Darling, hit me in the face with a frying pan, otherwise I’ll go nuts.”
7. Men promise everything so beautifully and explain so beautifully why they couldn’t keep their promise.
8. How sometimes you want to get into men’s heads to understand what’s going on there and why their words don’t match their actions.
9. Men, don’t flatter yourself. Only amino acids are essential!
10. Do you want to hear a bedtime story? Send an SMS with the text “I know everything” to your man.
11. As my grandmother said: “Do you know what the difference is between Paris and a man? Paris is always Paris."
12. Sometimes you look at men for whom you previously had sympathy, and you involuntarily begin to doubt your adequacy.
13. Men are like advertising - you need to be healthy skeptic about everything they say.
14. If a man called a woman a “bitch,” it means that he has lost all hope of calling her a “stupid.”
