I consist of body and soul. They are two different sisters. My soul whispers to me: Don’t sin, but my body wants strawberries.
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Among males a woman becomes a BITCH, among idiots she becomes a BITCH! If you want to have a WOMAN next to you, STAY A MAN!
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And people like me rarely cry) Not because it doesn’t hurt us, but because the mascara will run
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I don't care what you think about me because I don't think about you at all.
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When calling me a bitch, be careful and don’t forget that sooner or later I may stop being YOUR bitch!
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I am a bitch, which means that anyone else, be it a woman or a man, respects Me.
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When women become smarter, men call them calculating. And when their calculations turn out to be more accurate than men’s bitches!
This is how you need to love in order to forgive betrayal. this is how you should not love
- Female infidelity does not exist. There is either revenge for male betrayal, or new love.
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Men! Before you look at someone else’s woman and swallow your drool, think about it: your woman is also someone else’s for someone else!
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This is how you need to love in order to forgive betrayal. This is how you have to dislike in order to change.
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Never forgive cheating. Any betrayal is a comparison, a search for something better than you have. Those who seek the best will never appreciate what they have.
Sassy statuses for girls
When talking about girls, we rarely imagine a daring image of a representative of the fair sex. But in vain, because girls can be impudent and there is nothing wrong with that. Do you want to focus on this? Post the corresponding status in the messenger or on your personal page on a social network.
The best sassy status for a girl can be found on our website. Our collection of original quotes and aphorisms is an invaluable find for all ladies who want to stand out from the crowd.
I don’t like men who rush back and forth... Either show up and don’t disappear from my life, or disappear and don’t appear!
Forgive me, goodbye my abandoned remnant, let someone else... slip!
When I see an optimist, I want to make him cry.
Getting certain people out of my life solved half of my problems.
Do not touch with your hands... Do not drool.
I don't care that I'm a two-faced bitch - I like it!
Yes, I have a lot of insolence... Not to your liking? And I don’t need to please the gray masses.
Of course I would cry. If only I would stop laughing.
The right people! Let's not interfere with each other's lives. You don’t tell me how to live, I tell you where to go.
All charming people are spoiled. This is the secret of their attractiveness.
I take my words back, I came up with something more offensive.
Traitors betray themselves first of all.
A woman gets more pleasure from cheating than a man: for him it’s not God knows what event, but for her cheating always means revenge, or passion, or sin.
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In short, when you cheat on your wife, there are two options: either you stay with her, but nothing works out, or you leave her and nothing works out anyway.
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A man can love two women, but only until one of them understands what's going on.
Yes, we are!
Words that will help others understand why sometimes you need to act like a complete bitch. They still don’t understand otherwise. Statuses about bitches.
- There is an unspoken rule by which you can determine a woman’s level of happiness: the higher the heels and the shorter the skirt, the less happiness in life.
- Good sex is not a reason for a serious relationship!
- I have a lot behind me, even more ahead, and a lot in my vocabulary! Don't bother me!
- Dear, if you are planning to jump from the roof just because I abandoned you, don’t forget that you still have horns, not wings!
- I swear to him that I didn’t cheat. But he stubbornly resisted and didn’t want to believe it!
- When you try to deceive me eye to eye, don’t flatter yourself, I’m already blatantly lying to you, pretending that I believe in this nonsense...
- For some men, the expression of feelings for a woman remains at the level of schoolboy pigtail tugging...
- Envious little women, sleep well. It’s the same as mine – you will never have it!
- One day I will meet you. I'll come. I’ll smile so sweetly and quietly whisper: “I despise you, scum!”
- Remember, girl: never call him first! Even if your apartment is on fire, and the keys are in his car, burn with pride, bitch!
- It's better to be a good girl who swears than a quiet and well-mannered creature!
- I'm breaking the rules! And that is why I have a bad reputation, and not at all because of my behavior. I just live this way - the way others want.
- It just seems like I'm such a selfish and evil bitch. This is wrong. In fact, I’m much worse!
- Starting a game with your cat? Don't scold her for scratching.
- When a girl looks stunning, she kills three birds with one stone: she pleases herself, delights men and pisses off other women!
- Every morning I promise myself: “Calm, stay calm... one day we’ll definitely get some sleep... but for now, let’s go make the world happy.”
- Do you know the difference between a whore and a bitch? The first one gives to everyone, but the bitch didn’t give to you...
- If I paid attention to all the nonsense that they say about me, perhaps for the rest of my life I would run from the pedestal to the gallows!
- Men love blondes because they think brunettes are too smart and therefore dangerous.
Funny vulgar statuses
Don't be afraid, my friend. I won't kill for treason. I'll tear off your engine. And I'll crush the wheels.
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- I wanted to pick up the girl. But there was not a penny of money. Then I went to my neighbor and she lent me some money.
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I ate that one, I ate that one, I ate the whole planet, I ate the sky and the moon, but I didn’t eat you alone!
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We often hear the word “SEX”. And how do people get drunk from it? But there is a big difference - when they love you, and when they have
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Birth control pills should be for men. It’s more logical to shoot blanks rather than shoot live bullets at body armor.
Don't awaken the beast in her
A woman is a very cunning animal who pretends to be a fluffy and gentle animal, but if you piss her off, she becomes a real devil! Statuses and quotes about bitches.
- Girls, if they call you evil, don’t worry. You are a necessary evil!
- You can tell the breed of a true lady by her face... And you, sorry, only have powder!
- She fell silent. Became perfection!
- I answer sharply... I send it boldly. Those who don't like it are free!
- There are no guys who want stupid sex from girls! There are girls who have nothing else to offer other than sex!
- Silence is not a sign of isolation. Just what to talk to you about?
- You know, looking at my character, I am more and more surprised that there are still decent people around me.
- Don't offend me. I’m a vulnerable girl - for any reason I immediately burst into tears... However, then with tears in my eyes it’s difficult to understand who I hit with the shovel!
- If a woman seems expensive to you, find yourself a consumer fake.
- The ideal girl should be a queen when leaving the house, a mistress in the kitchen and a depraved whore in bed!
- No, girl! You hate me not because I'm beautiful, but because your boyfriend thinks so.
- Seeing someone else's pain makes it easier to bear your own...
- I like to make a fool of myself to see how people try to appear smart.
- Women after thirty are the most dangerous! They are still beautiful, but no longer stupid!
- From a simple, quiet, homely girl, she turned into a beautiful, smart, confident bitch...
- Girls become bitches among boys, bitches among idiots. Do you want to see a lady next to you? Stay men!
- The best ones are called bitches. And they will continue to name it until they have something left to envy!
- Inside every little bitch there is a little crazy girl who loves to laugh!
- Men consider those women who fail to make fools out of them to be bitches!
- I can't stand it when people expect something from me. I immediately have a desire to do the opposite.
- It fell on my head, spoiled my youth, vulgarized my youth!
- A true lady is like the devil... You will not receive her body without giving your soul in return!
- Fear of heights? Have you seen my heels?
Glamorous daring and statuses. New statuses for every day.
Spring came. My husband started walking! Every day in bars, in taverns, in restaurants. Smart girl is looking for me
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- Come back, kiss, hug, fall to your knees, don't drink, don't smoke, don't swear, stay close to me all the time, and don't come with me, okay?
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Today he called and asked, “You still don’t want to see me?” and I answered, “Take it higher, I don’t want to know you.”
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You're driving me crazy. Do you think I'll pay? Haaa! Honey, I'm not going to ruin my image because of another “wrong thing”!
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BEING BORN A WOMAN IS A SMALL MERIT, WHERE IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE A WOMAN. NOT THE ONE THAT IS FOR EASY LEISURE, BUT THE ONE THAT CANNOT BE FORGETED!
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A woman as a theater is either a comedy, or a tragedy, or even a tour in another city!
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- Independence is the ability to send whoever you consider necessary, when you consider necessary, to where you consider necessary.
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A weak man doesn’t know how to get a woman into bed, and a strong man doesn’t know how to kick her out of there.
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The most terrible beast is a girl on a diet, during menstruation, quitting smoking))
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To be honest, this expression about “I will give” and “I will not give” infuriates me, it’s so vulgar and doesn’t sound nice! Girls, women are gentle creatures, you need to behave kindly with us and the response will be mutual, believe me!
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Getting married successfully is like putting your hand into a bag of poisonous snakes and taking a harmless snake out of the bag.
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- Men easily plunge knives into the hearts of women, but I am a strong woman, I can pull the knife out of the heart and cut off their balls.
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A WOMAN is the kind of cat who can make a dog’s life for any man.
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And let her know how not to be sad, And let her have all her career, joy, appearance. She lives from “I’ll come” to “I’m sorry”, From “I want you” to “I’ll meet, of course”
I'm trashy and I love it!
Statuses are for self-confident girls, smart and quick-witted, and not some gray mice. Statuses and quotes for bitches.
- Life is short. Don't play by the rules. Goodbye easily, kiss warmly, love with all your heart. And most importantly – smile!
- If suddenly someone has feelings for me that cannot be expressed in words, don’t be at a loss, convey them with money!
- From the rank of “sunshine” she was demoted to “bitch”.
- Tell me again that I'm rude. And you'll go to hell two more times.
- Arrogance is the second happiness. The first is me!
- If you don’t like me, it’s obvious that you have no taste...
- You can call me a crazy bitch, an incorrigible whore and a rare creature. But I will always stick to my opinion, which says that I’m just a sweetheart!
- Bitch - perhaps... Selfish - sometimes... Bitch - a little... Rubbish - just a little... Darling - only for dad!
- Decent people respect me, envious people silently hate me. But all the mongrels do is try to bite...
- Beautiful, funny and vulgar... God, I'm perfect!
- A rare species, listed in the Red Book!
- I have a shortcoming - I don’t know how to talk to assholes...
- Don't wake up the bitch inside me! She hardly gets enough sleep anyway!
- I want sun, sea, a bottle of tequila and a “fuck you all” sign!
- A true lady can allow herself to behave so openly that not a single whore would ever dream of it!
- I take the acceleration from sweetie to bitch in 1.5 seconds...
- I'm not a bitch or a bitch... life is just such a thing.
- It's not that I'm in love with myself. Rather, I just really like myself...
- The more beautiful and smarter the girl, the more dirty words there are about her.
- I need a guy... mmm... well... well... not like you!
- I’m still a bitch and a bitch. Therefore, even in the morning, when I don’t have makeup on, I can walk around in an old T-shirt and torn jeans, but everyone will turn around in my wake!
- Young, pretty, energetic - I like myself!
- When you call me a bitch, don't forget that one day I may not be your bitch!
- The "second chance" feature has been successfully disabled. Appreciate from the first!
Aphorisms and quotes about prostitution
Good girls are welcome in heaven, bad girls are welcome anywhere. Slogan of the World Congress of Prostitutes
Prostitute: a woman who finds money on the street. "Hairpins"
It’s still strange when prostitutes are sent to the police station for selling something that the law allows for free. George Carlin
A woman who sells herself to a man is worthy of pity; a man who sells himself to a woman deserves a kick. Paolo Mantegazza
Gigolo: a dying profession; demand far exceeds supply. "Women's Dictionary"
The main difference between love for money and unselfish love is that love for money is cheaper. Brendan Francis
Unsaleable women are the most expensive. Francois Mauriac
In love, young people pay for what they do, and old people for what they don’t do. Pierre Beaumarchais
The immorality of the kept woman is manifested in the fact that she is faithful to her patron. Karl Kraus
The life of a pickpocket or a prostitute, generally speaking, is more monotonous than even the life of a delivery boy or a housewife. Mason Cooley
The difference between a call girl and a courtesan is one word: discipline. Gail Sheehy
Sex is the only field in which amateurs are welcomed and professionals are discriminated against. "20,000 Quips & Quotes"
Actors and prostitutes are two of the oldest professions in the world, brought to a decline by amateurs. Alexander Walcott
If tradition, going back centuries, is the measure of moral value, there is nothing more moral than prostitution. Italo Tavolato
Everything I know I learned from Dostoevsky and the New Orleans whores. Matt Lincoln
Finally, respect for the ancient professions is being revived! Gennady Malkin
Men over drinks talk about either the benefits of order or the delights of chaos. Ryszard Podlewski
The most confusing case and insoluble incident that I encountered in hell was the question raised by one person who was convicted along with other corrupt women: “Thieves go to hell for taking someone else’s property, but a woman goes there for her own money. If it’s fair to give everyone their own, and we do this, then why, one might ask, are we being condemned?” Francisco de Quevedo
A country without a brothel is like a house without a bathroom. Marlene Dietrich
Louis XV boasted to one courtier how much he enjoyed spending the night with Madame M, and said that, as it seemed to him, there was no other woman in the world capable of delivering such pleasures. The courtier replied that His Majesty would change his judgment if he ever visited a brothel. Giacomo Casanova
This is virgin territory for brothels. American gangster Al Capone about the suburbs of Chicago
Walking girls are the best guardians of public morality. William Leckie
Prostitutes are a necessity. Otherwise, men would attack decent women on the streets. Napoleon I
Of all the professions, prostitution has the greatest merit in strengthening the American Family. Brendan Francis
Prostitute: a girl who can be a good girl out of pure courtesy, but will never be a bad girl out of pure courtesy. Leonard Louis Levinson
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... But why an ass for money? Wojciech Wierciech
Actors and prostitutes are two of the oldest professions in the world, brought to a decline by amateurs. Alexander Woolcott
Prostitutes on the streets behave so shamelessly that from this one can conclude how respectable citizens behave at home. Karl Kraus
To truly enjoy these girls, you need three things: time, money and myopia. Robert Orben
The establishment had a bad reputation in the city, and therefore there was no end to visitors. Grigory Gorin
In small towns people suffer from repressed lust. That is, in small towns without a brothel. Erich Maria Remarque
After death, I will return back to earth - as a doorman in a brothel, and I will not let any of you in there. Arturo Toscanini to orchestra members at rehearsal
I'm busy like a whore who works hard on two beds. Edgar Howe
Prostitution would not be the worst evil if it were limited only to the area of sex. Zbigniew Zemecki
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