About food
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Your eyelids get heavier... You fall asleep... You are no longer a cat... You are a donut. I sat quietly, peacefully. Then I got hungry. Further, as in a fog. Vegetables are not food, they are something to eat with food! - Justice is impartial! - What if I offer cookies to justice? — Justice will consider your proposal. Don't you like cats? You just don’t know how to cook them! - What is it here? — Twice-baked pork. “More like twice-eaten pork.”
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I'm so tired of these stupid rules: don't eat the cat, don't break the dishes, don't eat the cat. “If you need me, I’ll be by the refrigerator.” - You won't need it. “I’ll still be at the refrigerator.” — What tea do you prefer: herbal or regular? — I prefer scotch tape. Another joke. Are all mushrooms edible? All, but some only once. Let's have a snack first, and show your friendliness later.
Quotes...from the series ALF =) "You are no longer a cat...You are now a donut!!!"
I came across it on the Internet, looking for information about the filming of the series =) I decided to share =) If you need me, I’ll be at the refrigerator. Vegetables? This is not food! This is what they eat with food!
You are no longer a cat...You are now a donut!!!
sat quietly, peacefully. Then I got hungry. Further, as in a fog
- Are they showing dad again? - No, I wrote it down. - Did you record dad's arrest? - Well, I thought he would want to watch this when he returns from prison, he will remember what he was like in his youth.
We say: if you love someone, let him go. If he comes back to you, then he is yours, but if a car runs over him, so be it.
—Will you lend me $500? I'll give it to you on your next paycheck. - But you don't have a job. — I meant your next salary.
I was born into the family of a poor asteroid polisher...
Willie, look President Kennedy! Oh, no, this is Miss Bulgaria...
“I’ve been sitting here for a month now.” - You've been sitting here for three days. “Then why did I make thirty notches on the steps?” - Because you are a vandal.
- The night before Christmas is coming! I've already hidden all the eggs! - But we hide eggs for Easter... - Yes, Christmas is when we carve pumpkins!
- You are a member of our family! - Well, yes, of course, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger is a member of the Kennedy family.
There was no need to blow-dry your hair, otherwise your thoughts would be scattered.
One guy called me a sneak just because I handed him over to the police.
Few people can flog those who install doors on this planet... Busy!
- And don't blame yourself. - And I don’t blame you. “So you weren’t listening to me attentively.”
— Amateur radio is a challenge, a real challenge. Man against a soulless system. Old American know-how. - M-yes. But how to fix it - you have neither “know” nor “how.”
We have several classes of poisoning: 1st, 2nd, fish...and ham.
- And you - quickly return to the jackals! - These are hyenas. - No, these are jackals. “Then why are they laughing at me?”
- If you need me, I’ll be in the house - You won’t need me - I’ll still be in the house
-There is something for you to do here. There are puzzle pictures (Willy) -They are broken (Alf) - That's the point. You have to put them together. -For what? I didn't break them.
-First I was banned from the radio, then the telephone. What's next? Curling iron, your toothbrush? (Alf) -Did you use my toothbrush?!? (Willy) -Yours is green, right? - There was... - Just think, what does it matter. I'll borrow it from Kate.
-Painting window glass with wallpaper does not mean making repairs (Kate) -A matter of taste (Alf)
-I hope you will give me jewelry (Alf) -Alf. Willy's birthday. Only he (Kate) will receive gifts -The one whose birthday also receives gifts? What a nasty planet you have.
Alf reads Willy's list of his desired goals in life... Alf: Number 2. Complete the parachute jump. Complete a parachute jump?.. How do you not fully jump with a parachute? Are you halfway there?
-Willy. Don't miss a clean gas station. I need to go to the toilet - Again? -It's not up to me. It's all because of the song about beer.
-On Melmac I was known as Master of Science -Oh, well? Why then is the Master of Science unable to repair his spaceship? -Because the Master of Science does not know how to use tools. So I was kicked out of dental school. -Did you go to dental school? -Yes. I thought this was the simplest craft. We only have 4 teeth.
— I collected some tiny lobsters. - These are scorpions! - Were they all born in the same month?
“I noticed that you are always fixing something, Willie.” “That’s because you break things all the time, Alf.” — It’s good that our hobbies complement each other!
- justice is impartial! - what if I offer cookies to justice? - Justice will consider your proposal.
— I demand restoration of the Earth's ozone layer. - Alf, we won’t make it by Saturday...
Come on, let's leave the rings. I will throw, and you will run after the rings over the fence.
The refrigerator is not mine, but the wool in the meat is mine.
I'm so tired of these stupid rules: don't eat the cat, don't break the dishes, don't eat the cat.
Willie, you scared me!... Put on a bell!
Am I being sensitive or is there some tension in the room?
About love
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We say, “If you love someone, let him go. If he comes back to you, he is yours. If a car runs over him, so be it.” The stupidest idea came to her that she didn’t love me anymore. “You don’t want the guy you like to know that you like him?!” - Exactly. - Logical. I don't understand you people. If you love someone, you are afraid for him to find out about it. But when it turns out that he is also not indifferent to you, you regret the wasted time. What if your planet explodes tomorrow? I'm afraid you'll have to love me to the grave.
About politics
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For there to be peace on Earth, world leaders must hug and kiss. - Do you think Reagan and Gorbachev will kiss? - Not on the lips... Call the reporters: our democracy is dead! — Alf, how do you think about solving the homeless problem? - Already decided! - How did you decide? — A house is being built for each of them. — What do you think should be done about unemployment? - She's no longer there. Everyone is building houses! - Maybe there are no more wars? - Who should fight? Everyone is running around, choosing wallpaper for new houses. Willie, look: President Kennedy! Oh, no, this is Miss Bulgaria... - I demand the restoration of the Earth's ozone layer. - Alf, we won’t make it by Saturday...
Adviсe
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Lin, listen to your elders: leave art! Act according to plan “A” - grab the first rich man you come across. Oh-oh-oh, you just have to point out to someone a hole in his worldview, and he immediately gets offended. - You shouldn’t walk like that, Willie! - Why? - Because I'm losing! - And don't blame yourself. - And I don’t blame you. “So you weren’t listening to me attentively.” There was no need to blow-dry your hair, otherwise your thoughts would be scattered.
About destruction
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When did I break anything?.. Well, I mean - recently? Well, this week... Well, at least today... Well, at least after lunch... - Kate! Willie! I hurt my knee! Go kiss! - This is a kind of toy - puzzles. - It's broken! “That’s the point, Alf.” You must collect it. - What is this? I didn't break it! The barbecue is already heating up... especially the wheels. Fire department? Come quickly! I was attacked by a giant cockroach! Won't you come? Then I'm a cat and I can't get down from the tree.
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- Where are you now? What are you doing? — I'm in the bedroom, trying on Kate's blue dress. - Not a step from there! “Where am I going to go, I don’t have the right shoes.” - Alf, where did you get this lightning? - Willie, remember your old jacket that you wanted to throw away - don’t throw it away... I cut off this zipper from your new coat. The fat is burning! The fat is burning! Drop the curtains, put me out! “I noticed that you are always fixing something, Willie.” “That’s because you break things all the time, Alf.” — It’s good that our hobbies complement each other! “I’ve been under house arrest for a month now.” - Not a month, but three days. “Then why did I scratch thirty lines on the railing?” - Because you are a vandal.
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A selection of famous quotes from the past, from the TV series Alf, which was released in 1986.About food
- Your eyelids get heavier... You fall asleep... You are no longer a cat... You are a donut.
- I sat quietly, peacefully. Then I got hungry. Further, as in a fog.
- Vegetables are not food, they are something to eat with food!
- - Justice is impartial! - What if I offer cookies to justice? — Justice will consider your proposal.
- Don't you like cats? You just don’t know how to cook them!
- - What is it here? — Twice-baked pork. “More like twice-eaten pork.”
- I'm so tired of these stupid rules: don't eat the cat, don't break the dishes, don't eat the cat.
- “If you need me, I’ll be by the refrigerator.” - You won't need it. “I’ll still be at the refrigerator.”
- — What tea do you prefer: herbal or regular? — I prefer scotch tape.
- Another joke. Are all mushrooms edible? All, but some only once.
- Let's have a snack first, and show your friendliness later.
About love
- We say, “If you love someone, let him go. If he comes back to you, he is yours. If a car runs over him, so be it.”
- The stupidest idea came to her that she didn’t love me anymore.
- “You don’t want the guy you like to know that you like him?!” - Exactly. - Logical.
- I don't understand you people. If you love someone, you are afraid for him to find out about it. But when it turns out that he is also not indifferent to you, you regret the wasted time. What if your planet explodes tomorrow?
- I'm afraid you'll have to love me to the grave.
About politics
- — For peace to come on Earth, world leaders must hug and kiss. - Do you think Reagan and Gorbachev will kiss? - Not on the lips...
- Call the reporters: our democracy is dead!
- — Alf, how do you think about solving the homeless problem? - Already decided! - How did you decide? — A house is being built for each of them. — What do you think should be done about unemployment? - She's no longer there. Everyone is building houses! - Maybe there are no more wars? - Who should fight? Everyone is running around, choosing wallpaper for new houses.
- Willie, look: President Kennedy! Oh no, this is Miss Bulgaria...
- — I demand restoration of the Earth's ozone layer. - Alf, we won’t make it by Saturday...
Adviсe
- Lin, listen to your elders: leave art! Act according to plan “A” - grab the first rich man you come across.
- Oh-oh-oh, you just have to point out to someone a hole in his worldview, and he immediately gets offended.
- - You shouldn’t walk like that, Willie! - Why? - Because I'm losing!
- - And don't blame yourself. - And I don’t blame you. “So you weren’t listening to me attentively.”
- There was no need to blow-dry your hair, otherwise your thoughts would be scattered.
About destruction
- When did I break anything?.. Well, I mean - recently? Well, this week... Well, at least today... Well, at least after lunch...
- - Kate! Willie! I hurt my knee! Go kiss!
- - This is a kind of toy - puzzles. - It's broken! “That’s the point, Alf.” You must collect it. - What is this? I didn't break it!
- The barbecue is already heating up... especially the wheels.
- Fire department? Come quickly! I was attacked by a giant cockroach! Won't you come? Then I'm a cat and I can't get down from the tree.
- - Where are you now? What are you doing? — I'm in the bedroom, trying on Kate's blue dress. - Not a step from there! “Where am I going to go, I don’t have the right shoes.”
- - Alf, where did you get this lightning? - Willie, remember your old jacket that you wanted to throw away - don’t throw it away... I cut off this zipper from your new coat.
- The fat is burning! The fat is burning! Drop the curtains, put me out!
- “I noticed that you are always fixing something, Willie.” “That’s because you break things all the time, Alf.” — It’s good that our hobbies complement each other!
- “I’ve been under house arrest for a month now.” - Not a month, but three days. “Then why did I scratch thirty lines on the railing?” - Because you are a vandal.
About miscellaneous
- - Since when do you sleep standing up? - Ever since I sleep with this box on my head. - You are funny. - Well, it’s not funnier than you sleep: your mouth is open, saliva is on the pillow...
- When you crawl under other people’s windows and you don’t hear that!
- “You know who is not very happy because of you-know-who.” - You tell you-know-who, let him go who knows where.
- - So what about Randy? - Unknown. The information entered his head and is now unsuccessfully searching for brains there.
- Okay, let's see what Willie has in his pocket... Oh God, someone's hand!
- Am I being sensitive or is there some tension in the room?
- “I think we agreed that you would ask permission before touching my tools.” - Sorry. Can? - Yes. - You see, you are still in charge.
- I'm tired, I can hardly blink!
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About miscellaneous
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- Since when do you sleep standing up? - Ever since I sleep with this box on my head. - You are funny. - Well, it’s no funnier than when you sleep: your mouth is open, saliva is on the pillow... When you crawl under other people’s windows and you don’t hear that! “You know who is not very happy because of you-know-who.” - You tell you-know-who, let him go who knows where. - So what about Randy? - Unknown. The information entered his head and is now unsuccessfully searching for brains there.
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Okay, let's see what Willie has in his pocket... Oh God, someone's hand! Am I being sensitive or is there some tension in the room? “I think we agreed that you would ask permission before touching my tools.” - Sorry. Can? - Yes. - You see, you are still in charge. I'm tired, I can hardly blink!
- Take me with you! - You know I can’t! - Okay, put me in the trunk! “There’s not enough air there, you’ll suffocate!” - I'll put on scuba gear! It will last for 30 minutes. Plus, if we fall off the bridge, I'll survive!
Vegetables are not food, they are something to eat with food!
- You know who is not very happy because of you know who. - You tell who you know - let him go who knows where.
I was born into the family of a poor asteroid polisher...
(rummaging in someone else's pocket)
- God! Someone's hand is here! - Alf, it's a glove!
Imitation is the most sincere form of plagiarism.
Fire department? Come quickly: I was attacked by a giant cockroach! Won't you come? Then I'm a cat and I can't get down from the tree.
— Amateur radio is a challenge, a real challenge. Man against a soulless system. Old American know-how. - Hm-yes. But how to fix it - you have neither “know” nor “how”.
—Will you lend me 500? I'll give it to you on your next paycheck. - But you don't have a job. — I meant your next salary.
“I think we agreed that you would ask permission before touching my tools.” - Sorry. Can? - Yes. - You see, you are still in charge.
- You are a member of our family! - Well, yes, of course, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger is a member of the Kennedy family.
I would faint, but you will believe me anyway.
Am I being sensitive or is there some tension in the room?
When did I break anything?.. Well, I mean - recently? Well, this week... Well, at least today... Well, at least after lunch...
We say: if you love someone, let him go. If he comes back to you, then he is yours, but if a car runs over him, so be it.
Let's have a snack first, and show your friendliness later.
- Alf, how do you know when the popcorn is ready? - When the firefighters arrive.
Have you ever heard the saying: “Curiosity killed the cat”? - Yes. Here at Melmak they add to it: “Please pass the sauce!”
The refrigerator is not mine, but the wool in the meat is mine.
- Alf, where did you get this lightning? - Willie, remember your old jacket that you wanted to throw away - don’t throw it away... I cut off this zipper from your new coat.
The fat is burning! Fat burns!!! Drop the curtains, put me out!
[Alf President] - Alf, how do you think about solving the homeless problem? - Already decided! - How did you decide? — A house is being built for each of them. — What do you think should be done about unemployment? - She's no longer there. Everyone is building houses! - Maybe there are no more wars? - Who should fight? Everyone is running around, choosing wallpaper for new houses.
I'm tired, I can hardly blink!
- Tell me, tell me again... Why did you flood the living room? — I wanted to make a skating rink. “And how were you going to freeze it?” - I would turn the air conditioner on cold... - Tell me again. Again! - This is not a Bergman film... Everything is simple and obvious here - water, air conditioning, Holiday on Ice.
“I’ve been sitting here for a month now.” - You've been sitting here for three days. “Then why did I make thirty notches on the steps?” - Because you are a vandal.
Life without cats would be boring and joyless.
“Alf, I’m trying to explain to you that there is more than one way to skin a cat.” - Oh, you read my cooking notes...
Don't you like cats? Yes, you just don’t know how to cook them!
“If we had a dog, there would be no leftovers.” - That's right, we could eat the dog in one sitting!
- Willy, I know the rule: we don’t eat members of our family... - We don’t eat members of anyone’s family! -Who are we eating?
I'm so tired of these stupid rules: don't eat the cat, don't break the dishes, don't eat the cat.
- Since when do you sleep standing up? - Ever since I sleep with this box on my head. - You are funny. - Well, it’s not funnier than you sleep: your mouth is open, saliva is on the pillow...
When you crawl under other people's windows, you won't hear anything like that!
