A woman is like a cat quotes aphorisms
Waking up, she turns on her favorite music, makes herself a cup of strong coffee, and pours milk into a saucer for her black cat.
She is stubborn, proud, independent, determined, confident, energetic, attractive, original, stylish... a bitch. They hate her, fear her, adore her. They worship her, admire her, and always pay attention to her. She is a thunderstorm, typhoon, earthquake, weightlessness, magnetic storms. She is a new trend, a new path, a new wave, and a new force called feminism. She is a mother, a wife, before... ... show full text... Only the night opens behind the dim window an umbrella embroidered with coins, You suddenly turn into a flexible cat. Coat color is Nordic blonde.
Jade moss grows into the eyes that glow with heavenly blue. In the morning he finds a silver tuft of cat on his mini skirt.
I forgot that you love to walk along the eaves and sleep under his arm. Out of habit, she calls either Murka or Kitty. But he often spends the night with someone else. ...show full text...
They say cats walk wherever they want. They hunt mice, climb onto the roof behind the moon, and once in a century they find warm hands.
Nothing will stop the cat from leaving if she wants to. All doors are always open for her.
You seem to be a lioness, a breed of cat. You walk through life as if by fate. You don’t know that your owner lives somewhere, who will tie the gulena to himself. Freedom for a woman is very dangerous! The temptation of loneliness - you won't understand. All your life you kept her close. In vain! If the cat wants to leave, you won’t return it. Men, gathering their pride, do not know that a proud lioness does not wave her tail. Having planned to leave, she understands everything: there will be no return! Now and then!
"Cat"
I'm sorry that the “cat” didn’t listen to the words that you so insistently whispered to her at night. After all, according to her traditions and her affairs, She walks where she wants. She is a hunter! She is right! Lives by its own laws. You explained it wrong, you chose the wrong words in your vocabulary. She came to you herself, one day, and just like that she left... You were looking for a reason for the breakup, But there was no reason. Evaporated. With sarcasm, she sometimes heard your words and a couple of gestures that drive you crazy, you have. And suddenly, one day she realized what is will and what is not will. ...show full text...
Catwoman
Graceful, like a Cat, All in diamonds and furs. Legs in lace stockings, All wearing French perfume.
The voice is languid, the look is dull, Everything is boring, boring. Only occasionally playful, shows interest.
Then he laughs like a child, Looks tenderly into the eyes. Clings to your shoulder like a kitten. And she purrs, barely audible. ...show full text...
A cat's look, cat's habits... Perhaps only a tail is missing. She liked to ask riddles. She often asked them for a reason. She was always sweet and graceful, There was something mysterious about her, She looked into her eyes, so openly, simply. Lead people on without noticing. She drove men crazy just with her gaze, and drove women crazy with her simplicity. Those who were ready to choke on poison, from such insolence and impudence...
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Funny aphorisms, sayings and quotes about cats
The cat will try to stay on your lap even when you get up from your chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will awaken and you will sit back down.
Of all the creatures created by God, there is only one that cannot allow itself to be whipped like a slave. It's a cat.
Cats are the crown of creation, the apogee of dexterity and an extravaganza of charm. There is no creature more graceful, graceful and perfect.
Cats are happy creatures. They don't care about anything at all!
Someone else's soul is darkness, but a cat's soul is even more so.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher.
Cats don't ask, they just take whatever they need.
From a cat's point of view, the most comfortable place in the house is the place where the owner is currently sitting.
Cats see no reason to obey another creature, even a two-legged one.
A cat will never make friends with someone who is not capable of loving her. Cats are never wrong about people.
A dog, if you call it, will come running; the cat will take note.
I believe that cats are spirits descended to earth. In my opinion, they are able to walk on a cloud without falling through.
Only cat lovers know what a warm, luxurious, fur heating pad is.
God created ferocious lions, bloodthirsty by nature, and then a cat appeared - a lioness, but in miniature.
In a cat I see a woman with an ever-changing, sensitive soul.
Even the smallest of cats is perfection.
Think of me as you please. Where have you seen a cat who was interested in what the mice were saying about her?
About the house where the cat lives
- "A house without a cat is a dog's kennel."
- “If you have a cat, you never return to an empty house.”
- “Got a cat. I am no longer the master of my house."
- “A Christmas tree and a cat are incompatible things.”
- “A cat girl, just like a woman. She has her own order in the house.”
- “I feed her, bathe her, clean up after her. And in return she allows herself to be admired.”
- “No matter how empty the house is, it becomes cozy if there is a favorite fluffy in it.”
- “Folk wisdom says: nothing protects shoes better than a well-fed cat.”
- “The best Mafia players are cats. When the city falls asleep, Barsik wakes up.”
Quotes from great people about cats (30 photos + text)
God created the Cat so that man would have a tiger to pet. /Victor Hugo/
Anyone who has a cat need not be afraid of loneliness. /Daniel Defoe/
It is easy to gather a herd of sheep, but it is difficult to gather a herd of cats. /Sergey Kapitsa/
A person is as cultured as he can understand a cat. /Bernard Show/
If you're fat and awkward, strike graceful poses. Even cats know this golden rule. /John Waite/
Cats by their very existence refute the assertion that everything in the world was created for humans. /Paul Gray/
I have studied the wisdom of many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher. /Hippolyte Taine/
The cat, hunted and pressed against the wall, turns into a tiger. /Miguel Cervantes/
People have dogs, and cats have people. Apparently, they consider them useful pets. /George Mickish/
Only cats know how to get food without labor, a home without a castle, and love without worry. /W.L. George/
In a cat I see a woman with an ever-changing, sensitive soul. /Giacomo Casanova/
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but make the cat worse. /Mark Twain/
The nicest thing about a cat is its love of comfort. /Campton McKenzie/
A cat knows how to purr itself for forgiveness for anything. /R. Hanlon/
A dog jumps on your lap because it loves you; cat - because it’s warmer for her. /Alfred N. Whitehead/
The cat will try to stay on your lap even when you get up from your chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will awaken and you will sit back down. /Pam Brown/
There is no more peaceful sight than a sleeping cat. /Jane Pauley/
Sometimes you scold a cat, look at it, and you get the unpleasant feeling that it understood everything to the last word. And I remembered... /Charlotte Gray/
When we play with a cat, there is still a question of who is playing with whom - I am with her or she is with me. /Michel de Montaigne/
A wonderful cat, given forever! /Ancient Egyptian inscription on the obelisk in Nebra/
Dogs think they are people. Cats think they are gods. /Tobias Bakella/
Only cat lovers know what a warm, luxurious, fur heating pad is. /Suzanne Millen/
The cat dreamed of wings: she wanted to try bats. /Emil the Meek/
But the cat is the ghost itself, it is the demon itself. This is caution and a joke itself. /Theodor Lessing/
You can't fool a cat with idle chatter like you can fool a dog, no sir! /Jerome K. Jerome/
Cats don't ask, they just take whatever they need. /Garfield the Cat/
The only people who don't like cats are those who haven't met their cat yet. /Deborah A. Edwards/
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Funny statuses about cats
Cats are a valuable resource. They create comfort. Aleksey Ivanov
A person is as cultured as he can understand a cat. Bernard Show
When all people are like cats at two o'clock in the afternoon, the world will reach perfection. Gregory David Roberts
You can only love a cat on its terms. Paul Gray
A cat chooses its owner, and nothing else. Helen Brown
Anyone who cannot understand his cat cannot understand anything at all. Winston Churchill
From an aesthetic point of view, there are only two ideal things in the world: watches and cats. Emile-Auguste Chartier
If a cat likes you, she will allow you to become her friend, but never her owner! Théophile Gautier
Women and cats do not come when they are called, and they come when they are not called. Prosper Merimee
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you will live ten times longer than if you have a dozen. The day will come when this discovery will be made, and people will get themselves a thousand cats and live forever. Charles Bukowski
Quotes about cats are mainly related to the independent nature of mustachioed tabby cats. And this is not surprising. After all, cats have been living with people for centuries, but not everyone knows cats thoroughly, especially their habits and behavioral characteristics.
A woman is like a cat quotes aphorisms
“God created the Cat so that man would have a tiger to pet.” Victor Hugo
A cat doesn't need the whole world to love it. Those whom she chose herself are enough.
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but make the cat worse. Mark Twain
If you're fat and awkward, strike graceful poses. Even cats know this golden rule. John Waits
There are two ways to forget about the hardships of life: music and cats.
The cat dreamed of wings: she wanted to try bats. Emil Krotky
The cat doesn't mind you sleeping in its bed. At the very edge. Jenny de Vries
People have dogs, and cats have people. Apparently, they consider them useful pets. (C) George Mikish
If the cat fails to catch the mouse, it pretends to chase a leaf. (C) Charlotte Gray
I've never met a cat who cared what mice said about him. (C) Yuzef Bulatovich
The cat does not caress us, she caresses about us. (C) Rivarol
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A dog, if you call it, will come running; cat - will take note
Funny quotes about cats
The cat will try to stay on your lap even when you get up from your chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will awaken and you will sit back down. Pam Brown
Name at least one other animal that is fed not because it is useful, protects the house or chirps loudly, but because, having eaten, it walks around contentedly and contentedly. And it rumbles. Terry Pratchett
Complete submission is when, as soon as you wake up, you don’t go to the toilet or even wash, but cook food for the cat.
The cat doesn't mind you sleeping in its bed. At the very edge. Jenny de Vries
I just can’t muster up the courage to tell my cat that it is he who lives with me, and not me with him.
A dog, if you call it, will come running; the cat will take note. Mary Bligh
Oh great Cat, thank you for leaving me the edge of my bed and a little blanket!
The cat does not caress us, she caresses about us. Rivarol
Three white cats are walking. A black man crosses their path. One of the cats: “Well, bad luck again!”
Cats are smarter than dogs: you can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but make the cat worse. Mark Twain
Nothing sounds more threatening to a cat than the words of a little girl “PUSSY”...
I've never met a cat who cared what mice said about him. Yuzef Bulatovich
A cat and training are not such incompatible concepts. In just a couple of days, a cat can train anyone. Graham Cooper
Even the smallest cat is a work of art
Short quotes about cats with meaning
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher. Hippolyte Taine
Cats don't ask, they just take whatever they need. Garfield the Cat
Only cats know how to get food without labor, a home without a castle, and love without worry. W. L. George
Anyone who has a cat need not be afraid of loneliness. Daniel Defoe
A smart cat does not neglect a stupid mouse. Anthony Regulsky
A cat's purpose is to sit and be admired. Georgina S. Gates
People who hate cats will be mice in their next life.
The butterflies in your stomach all too quickly turn into cats scratching at your soul.
The cat is a beautiful devil. Charles Bukowski
Catness is a way of life. Terry Pratchett
A purring cat and a burning fireplace make winter pleasant.
If you're tired of being the boss of your home, get a cat. Valentin Domil
Cats leave their paw prints on our hearts.
In a house where there is a cat, no other decorations are needed.
Every woman is a cat. She always walks on her own and always chooses owners who will give her the richest sour cream. Nikolai Ivanovich Kozlov
In a cat I see a woman with an ever-changing, sensitive soul
Quotes and aphorisms about cats and women
In a cat I see a woman with an ever-changing, sensitive soul. Giacamo Casanova
An enchanting flame sparkled in her beautiful eyes the color of emerald grass, from the soft movements of her pointed ears one could guess that virtue was combined in her with intelligence, and from her curled tail - that her wonderful grace was inseparable from feminine tenderness. E.T.A.Hoffman.
Women and cats are the same: you just think you own them.
Women don't like timid men. Cats don't like cautious rats. Henry Louis Mencken
Why doesn't my cat talk? She would tell me when and how I came home after the party, where I put my keys and mobile phone...
Women love to be compared to cats. You call her a cat, and she immediately imagines herself as a proud, graceful, independent predator...
I always dreamed of being a cat. When I want, affectionately domestic, and when I want to be wild.
You seem to be a lioness, a breed of cat. You walk through life as if by fate. You don’t know that your owner lives somewhere, who will tie the gulena to himself. Аnisimovata
Graceful, like a Cat, All in diamonds and furs. Legs in lace stockings, All wearing French perfume. Allegra
In the feline religious pantheon, the cat is God, man is the priest, and the vacuum cleaner is the devil.
Quotes about cats and people
Cats by their very existence refute the assertion that everything in the world was created for humans. Paul Gray
People have dogs, and cats have people. Apparently, they consider them useful pets. George Mikish
The relationship between a cat and a person is much closer than it can be between two cats. Paul Leyhausen
Sometimes you scold a cat, look at it, and you get the unpleasant feeling that it understood everything to the last word. And I remembered... Charlotte Gray
As soon as you relax, the cat appears. With a soft paw and a gentle purr, she will conduct a meditation session with you. V.Martin
People are often like cats. Either they fluff their tails so that they are afraid, or they huddle in a corner so as not to be noticed. And if you show them that you are not afraid, but also not dangerous, they will already purr on your lap.
There are very few kind people with kind eyes, but beautiful cats walk with great grace along the alleys of the universe. Charles Bukowski
You people are always scattered in all places at once. Cats, on the contrary, are always within themselves. Neil Gaiman
A real cat strives to live its life peacefully - so that people interfere with its life as little as possible. In this way, real cats are very similar to real people. Terry Pratchett
Life with a cat is adventures, fun events and many unforgettable photos.
Quotes about loving cats
The only people who don't like cats are those who haven't met their cat yet. Deborah A. Edwards
You can only love a cat on its terms. Paul Gray
Only cat lovers know what a warm, luxurious, fur heating pad is. Suzanne Millen
A cat will never make friends with someone who is not capable of loving her. Cats are never wrong about people.
Humanity is roughly divided into two groups: those who love cats and those deprived of life. Francesco Petrarca
The world would be a better place if every person first practiced loving cats, and only then moved on to people. Eric McCormack
A cat doesn’t need the whole world to love her... Those whom she chose herself are enough...
The neighbor's cat can most often be seen sitting with his eyes bulging from tension in your garden bed or flower bed where you have just planted seedlings. The most common nickname is Anubrysyattudaskotinataka. Terry Pratchett "The Unadorned Cat"
