Examples of female logic. Incredible and different
Greetings, lovers of the funny and funny.
Many of you have heard about the famous “female logic”, which defies any rational analysis and common sense. It was created so that the male psyche completely flies away. Men's logic is, of course, more correct and clearer, but women's logic is more interesting and surprising. In addition, many male philosophers and psychologists have been trying to solve this mysterious female riddle for centuries, but all in vain.
From a man’s point of view, women’s logic is a strange subject - there is already a scandal, but there are no reasons yet. I bring to your attention some examples of female logic. If, of course, you understand something...
Male logic: if I find out, I’ll kill! Women's logic: even if it kills me, I’ll find out!
Women's logic: because I decided so, but why I decided so, I haven’t decided yet.
Fashion is what makes us look like idiots in old photographs.
Torn jeans, T-shirts... But personally, I’m waiting for torn tights to finally come into fashion.
A real woman has to do three things: catch, ring and fuck.
Every woman considers it her duty to call her beloved, even if it’s the 20th time, to ask one single question: “Where are you?”
Flowers are not the most practical gift for a girl. They last a couple of days and then end up in the trash. Another thing is a pig’s head: it’s soup, jellied meat, and simply beautiful, and you can also scare your friend.
In fact, a double solid line on the right is a bad omen. I'm not lost. I argued with the navigator!
I hate driving, but I need a car to get to work. I hate my job, but I have a car loan to pay off.
Yes, I will not take your husband away! Not small - he will come on his own.
If you have seduced a man, then as an honest woman you are obliged to marry him!
Girls, don't take young lovers! All night today, instead of doing somersaults, I explained who the pioneers are and what filmstrips are.
Arriving home and seeing her mother in her school uniform, 13-year-old Katya realized that today she would again spend the night with her grandmother.
This is not even an attempt at rape, but some kind of fucking mockery...
I didn't get enough sleep today. And not because some drunken beast sang songs under my window all night, but because I knew the words and sang along.
If you marry a good man, it doesn’t matter what color his Bentley is.
The first rule of cleaning the house: get yourself away from the computer!
I know it’s my fault, but I’m offended...
I was offended... Guess what!
Offended by the whole world, the girl took two empty buckets and went for a walk.
The quieter the child sits in the next room, the scarier it is to go there.
Damn, every morning it’s the same vicious circle: to make coffee, you need to wake up, and to wake up, you need to brew coffee.
I wonder what phrase is beeped in six peaks on the Mayak radio station at the beginning of every hour?
The world rests on four elephants, elephants on a turtle, and a turtle on duct tape.
I feel like my husband is cheating on me. I even suspect that our last child is not his...
I found a correspondence on my husband’s phone with some whore. Scandal, hysteria. After double-checking, it turned out that these were my old messages.
Sometimes you really want to kill your husband! But you can't! I am responsible for him. The registry office gave it to me against signature.
Quarrel with husband. Out of emotion, she told him to take what was his and leave. He took out a suitcase and started stuffing me into it. And so they made peace.
The husband rowed, fought, took company home, shouted obscene songs. Enough. Divorced. Boring.
No matter how much you feed your husband, the next day it’s as if he hadn’t eaten at all.
Tomorrow is such a mythical place where you run in the morning, live life to the fullest and solve your life problems.
Nothing in the house is stored so long and carefully as junk called “What if it comes in handy?”
Public opinion is, of course, good. But I like mine better.
First they ask you to feel at home, and then they wonder why you lock yourself in the bathroom and cry.
Girls, if a man asks you to stay, always clarify: stay as girls, fools, friends, or until the morning.
A woman is created to make a man happy... No matter where this unfortunate man hides!
A real man should be able to set fire to a hut and disperse a horse, so that a woman has something to do in her spare time.
In fact, women do not stop all galloping horses, but only those that are white and on which the prince sits.
An example of female logic: wait for the prince, and then be indignant that he lies on the sofa and does not work hard like a worker or peasant.
Alas, the times of noble knights are over... As well as smallpox, plague, the Inquisition and the burning of witches at the stake.
The logic of men has been clear to me since childhood, when the prince suddenly forgot what Cinderella looked like and forced all the women in the kingdom to try on her bra.
The story of Cinderella once again proves that good shoes can change your destiny.
Women can learn everything - make money, drive a car, raise children, plant trees... To do this, you only need one thing - get married unsuccessfully!
There are times when I want to get married. Then I put on a robe, slippers, curlers and go to cook borscht... An hour later he lets me go.
Many women have spoiled such a fool in themselves with their higher education!
I understood why there are no women who are great physicists. Yesterday I sat down to read “Quantum Probability” - I got so carried away that the cutlets burned to hell...
I went to the store to buy myself a dress. But, suddenly, I saw this red handbag. I bought an umbrella.
In the store I tried on everything my ass could fit into. The shoes are great!
I put two duvet covers into the washing machine. As a result, the larger one devoured the smaller one. Damn natural selection...
I don’t know whether in the future robotic vacuum cleaners will kill people as a source of garbage, but I have no doubt that in the near future smart cleaning vacuum cleaners will not be allowed, for example, into the toilet: “Where are you going, you bastard!” I just washed the floor there!”
Singing with headphones is amazing: you can’t hear your voice and even think that you have talent.
The larger the bag, the older the woman.
The pessimist's man is half bad, and the optimist's man is half bad.
Somehow I’m a little tired of living in such an interesting and difficult time.
Women have many shortcomings, but men have only two: what he says and what he does.
If you plow like a horse, sit down, take a couple of puffs of a cigarette... Nicotine will kill that beast inside you!
Poor health is the main advantage of a single old billionaire.
An ideal relationship is when you buy him a toothbrush, and he buys you a car.
Cool thing intercom! While your husband is climbing the stairs, you manage to turn off the computer and TV and put on your apron. And you stand there, poor thing, washing the dishes...
Ironing boards are snowboards who betrayed their dream and found a normal job.
The progress of science - people began to die from food more often than from hunger.
Only women think about what to eat in order to lose weight, what to wear in order to be as naked as possible, and how to get married in order to be independent.
Men, don't try to understand women. Not only do women sometimes wash their hair separately from their body, but some also wash their bangs separately from their entire head.
[edit] See also
- Friendship between a man and a woman
- Youthful maximalism
- Demagogue Rules
- I kept him
- Schizophasia
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What prevents women from thinking logically
Yes, women are indeed susceptible to emotions and mood swings. But where to go, nature has awarded us the opportunity to get pregnant and give birth to children. You have to pay for such bonuses.
Throughout the month, hormones circulate in the female body, which greatly affect mood. From the beginning of the cycle, the hormone estrogen increases , it makes a woman more sociable, attractive, romantic, and increases self-esteem. True, for some reason it sometimes worsens spatial thinking. And this continues until the middle of the cycle, until ovulation .
Afterwards, the hormone progesterone begins to rise . It has been proven that its processed products have a calming effect. This happens on purpose so that if pregnancy occurs, the woman will be calm as a tank.
If pregnancy does not occur, progesterone drops, short temper, irritability, and a feeling as if suddenly taken off the sedative pills appear - the unfortunate PMS.
