There are cartoons that more than one generation grows up with. One of these is the animated film Prostokvashino. The film was shot by Vladimir Popov based on the work of Eduard Uspensky Uncle Fyodor, a dog and a cat.
The animated trilogy tells about the adventures of a boy nicknamed Uncle Fyodor and his four-legged friends. In the first picture, entitled Three from Prostokvashino, we learn that Uncle Fyodor was very fond of animals. One day a boy met an abandoned cat near the entrance, and without thinking twice he took it home. Uncle Fyodor's parents were against animals in the house and did not allow their son to leave the cat Matroskin. Then the boy and his new friend decided to move to the village. So, Uncle Fyodor and the cat Matroskin go to Prostokvashino, where the dog Sharik joins them. There they met the postman Pechkin, who, for a reward in the form of a bicycle, decided to tell Uncle Fedor’s parents where their son was.
The continuation of the picture was the cartoon Vacations in Prostokvashino. The cow Murka, who gave a lot of milk, joined the group of friends. Then the film Winter in Prostokvashino was released, where Uncle Fyodor, his parents, Postman Pechkin, Sharik and Matroskin celebrated the New Year amicably and cheerfully.
Winter in Prostokvashino
- New Year is coming soon. The clock is already striking... - But it seems to me that it is not the clock striking, but someone knocking on the door.
This means there is still time until the New Year) Then open the door!
He was probably not like you, he was a good person, since the ship was named after him. And he wouldn’t cut down the Christmas tree! Not like some...
You shouldn’t cut down a Christmas tree for your holiday, you need to take care of nature.
- I feel sorry for cutting down trees! If everyone starts cutting down Christmas trees for the New Year, we will only have stumps instead of forests. It’s good for old ladies when there are only stumps in the forest. - Why is this? - “Why is this”... stupid! You can sit on them! What will the birds and hares do? Have you thought about them?
We need to protect nature and take care of our little brothers.
— Of course, I love nature. But not to such an extent that you ride around on trains in concert dresses. - It's right. It's freezing in Prostokvashino now! There you have to wear a concert padded jacket and concert boots.
You should always dress for the weather, even if we are talking about stage costumes!))
Wow, your mother is being conveyed here and there. What technology has come to!
Previously, TV was a know-how, but now the Internet is commonplace!)
It wasn’t the technology that got here, it was I who got here myself. By ski.
There are places where you need to come not from the screen, but in person.
And if you roll a barrel on it, then this is already container transportation. This is what the Transagency does in rural areas.
Got it, I won't do it again! I don’t need a relationship with the Transagency...)))
Congratulations, Sharik, you are a fool!
Truly a holiday!) Thanks for the congratulations...)
And we have already made peace. Because working together for my benefit unites.
It doesn’t matter whose benefit will be, the main thing is that the work is joint...))))
Please pay attention! Please make smart faces!
I’m not asking you to become smart, just pretend!)
Join us, Baron. Join us!
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All quotes (Right now I will... measure your boy!)
The best quotes from Matroskin the cat (We were the ones who went to pick mushrooms, is that clear to you?)
Three from Prostokvashino - text (I can also embroider, and on a typewriter... too...)
Vacations in Prostokvashino - text (Gavryusha, TAKE IT!)
Winter in Prostokvashino - text (Congratulations to you, Sharik, you're a fool)
Vacations in Prostokvashino
- Listen, Comrade Pechkin! - Keep quiet, comrade dog! We need three people like you for a hat!
Why put on a hat right away?!
Yes, I would be glad to quit, but Matroskin will rip my head off. After all, money was paid for the gun. And my life... is free...
There is nothing more valuable than life.
I came to you on business, and you butt heads!
They’re not in the mood to talk, they would have said so right away...)
Not a hat, but one ventilation!
A hat should first of all provide warmth, and then decorate!
And if your cow were smarter, she would not give milk, but carbonated water.
It would be more profitable that way!))
- How to wash? - Yes! We need to get less dirty!
It's logical what to say!)
Our apartment transmits to me “What? Where? When?" reminds! You won’t understand what is where, and when it will all end!
The only difference is that in it I don’t feel like an erudite...))
What am I going to do there, in your Prostokvashino? Chopping wood in an evening dress? Or charm bulls
Bulls are not worth it, but cows are okay. Maybe they will give more milk...)
I raised you! I didn't sleep at night because of you! And you... you... are traveling by train.
You were just doing your duty, there’s no point in complaining now...)
If I had a cat like that, I might never get married.
Maybe it would be better if you had it?!))
— What documents do you have? - Whiskers, paws and tail - these are my documents!
I never forget my documents! I carry everything I have with me!
[edit] The essence of the cartoon
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Lulz translation of Purosutokawashino Monogatari The essence in the style of Russian Poop Another one Based on the new series The Secrets of Prostokvashino Stalkokvashino Rapchik
Once upon a time there was one not quite ordinary Soviet shkoloton. His name was Uncle Fedor. Because he was very serious and independent. He learned to read at the age of four, and at six he was already making his own soup. Uncle Fyodor, who loves animals too much, discovers and brings into the house a cat with habits. Laces, of course, takes this event with hostility, and our hero decides to cut down his hut with a cow and a stove. He rushes to the village of Prostokvashino, where he meets the third member of the team - the dog Sharik. All three bring an abandoned house into decent shape (nowadays, by the way, there is a fashionable phenomenon called Squatting)[1] and immediately meet the overly curious and grumpy Igor Ivanovich Pechkin, the local postman. The further storyline is known to everyone: the search for the treasure, the little jackdaw Khvataika, the cow Murka and the “letter from Uncle Sharik”, the famous trolling of Pechkin with the little jackdaw and the eventual arrival of the parents who take Uncle Fyodor back; Matroskin, Sharik and Pechkin, who has become better as a result of a well-deserved donation of a bicycle, remain on the farm. (spoiler:
By the way, in India, whose population exceeds a billion, people are given a bicycle for a vasectomy operation.
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The cartoon has two sequels: “Holidays in Prostokvashino” and “Winter in Prostokvashino”, which were created in the same spirit, therefore they are also vinarity.
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During Soviet times, cartoons about Prostokvashino were dubbed into Spanish for showing in Cuba. The translators did their best and even translated the names of the village and the names of some of the heroes. As a result, the village of Prostokvashino became known as Leche cortada (Lechecuajada), the cat Matroskin became Gato Marinero, and the postman Pechkin became Cartero Fogón.
Those interested can watch dubbed cartoons on YouTube:
- Los Tres de Lechecuajada (Three from Prostokvashino)
"Part 1" "Part 2"
- Los Vacaciones en Lechecuajada (Vacations in Prostokvashino)
“Part 1” “Part 2”
Those who know Spanish may be interested in “this link”.
Master classes and excursions for schoolchildren “New Prostokvashino” are also held
In addition, in the 90s, the book “New Orders in Prostokvashino” was published in order to prepare the fragile children’s psyche for the harsh realities of this country. The book consisted of several micro-stories and delivered plots (such as: attempts to get Pechkin out of the tax office after discovering evergreens in his possession, or a roadside setup and the subsequent shootout with Kalash and grenade launchers). The book “Uncle Fyodor’s Aunt” was also published, in which this huge lady creates a stir on everyone, because she is a former colonel of the quartermaster service (she was in charge of a warehouse). There were also little-known spin-offs (and for good reason, to be honest, because they don’t reach the same level of delivery), for example, “Uncle Fyodor’s Favorite Girl.” However, Uspensky wrote these spin-offs for all his characters, including Gena and Cheburashka, but they can only be interesting to the deeply reading monsieur.
Not everyone knows that Uspensky is also the author of the amusing book “Red Hand, Black Sheet, Green Fingers”: a story written based on children's horror stories. More details in Pedivikia. In addition to the story, the writer’s pencil also produced a sea of interesting semi-parody horror stories.
Also, “Prostokvashino” is the name of one of the Kolpino microdistricts, which is a little less than completely full of new buildings, and served as the prototype for cartoons about the subject.
A certain anonymous person, under the pseudonym Max Kitsch, wrote down “The Big House” - a rather suitable reading and retelling of the subject through the prism of Lovecraftian chthony. Suspense, demonological laughs and familiars of Professor Semin are included.
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- Winrar melody from “Prostokvashino” in good quality
- Oddly enough, the village of Prostokvashino actually exists
. True, not in the Mozhaisk district of the Moscow region (as according to the books), but in the Tonkin region of the Nizhny Novgorod region. Also, there are a bunch of gardening partnerships “Prostokvashino”, named so after the release of the cartoon. - “Three from Prostokvashino” - a creepy underbelly of Soviet classics
- Here we collected almost all the theories about Prostokvashino, and came up with our own
. - Prostokvashino watch new episodes
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Character history
A character created by children's writer Eduard Uspensky. A gray striped talking cat, a friend of a boy called Uncle Fyodor and the dog Sharik. He first appears in a story published in 1973 (“Uncle Fyodor, Cat and Dog”). Then he becomes the hero of a series of Soviet cartoons based on this and other works by Eduard Uspensky.
[edit] Hidden by authorities
If you were a well-read child or kind parents slipped you a book, then you probably remember a number of crazy things that were not included in the cartoon for fear of the authors being branded as drug addicts, namely:
- Tractor Mitya
. It was mentioned as “Tr-tr Mitya (Model of Engineer Tyapkin)”, there was even a document attached to it. Uncle Fedor bought the tractor for one hundred rubles, in the best traditions of the Soviet Union, from the Ministry of Railways, Uncle Fedor personally wrote a letter to the minister. Uncle Fedor did not like the smell of gasoline and therefore he wanted Mitya to work on soup with cutlets. This is an analogue of a bioreactor, you know. From the human diet and the presence of a proper name, Mitya gained reason and the ability to lose it (for example, under the influence of milk with substances).
Stoned Murka model 1975
- Stoned Murka
. The cow ate hops and not only showed her tits, but also began to milk natural managa, which they immediately tested on the hated Pechkin. Pechkin, who had managed to drink drunken milk, began to butt heads with the house, for which he was placed in Kashchenka. And Matroskin, who was told by Fyodor to remove this nonsense, filled the already mentioned Mitya with it, thinking that it would not work on him. But…
- And in the book “Uncle Fyodor’s Favorite Girl” published already in the post-Soviet 90s, Uncle Fyodor is generally under the influence of LSD from some African mushroom.
- Steamboat, but not the same one
. In the book, it is not Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenshtern who appears as a man and a steamship, but even Valentin Berestov, a children’s (and not so much) poet and translator (in the book, however, Berestov was in a different place and for a different reason, and in the cartoon script the author was used by Anton Pavlovich Chekhov).
- Electric sun
. Continuing to promote Soviet science, the author adds to the book a turbo solarium in the form of a sun powered from an outlet. Uncle Fedor acquires this megadevice at the same research institute in exchange for mushrooms and other pickles, thanks to Matroskin’s connections (the cat lived in this research institute for some time and was familiar with one scientist). Next, in the best traditions of Sovk, there is a completely communal situation with Pechkin. Pechkin follows it quite by accident and decides to find out why there is no smoke coming out of the chimney (winter is just around the corner!).
- Professor Semin. Sobssna, he is the former owner of both Matroskin and Sharik. Author of Russian-cat, hunting-dog and cow-shepherd dictionaries.
But in fact, the well-known Soyuzmultfilm series about Prostokvashin was not the first! In 1975, the creative association “Ekran” had already filmed a three-stage cartoon with all the main characters, tractors and electric suns. The cartoon turned out to be wildly gray and uninteresting. Most have not seen it, and simply do not know about its existence. In the Ukrainian-language version, the cat Matroskin was voiced by Klara Novikova. Fierce p-ts!!! Fans of the well-known classic version sometimes tear out tons of bricks when they see this creation.
- “Uncle Fyodor, dog and cat (Matroskin and Sharik)”
- “Uncle Fyodor, dog and cat (Mitya and Murka)”
- “Uncle Fyodor, dog and cat (Mom and Dad)”
You can view it here.
Also, before the release of the classic cartoon, Pechkin was depicted in books as fat, without a mustache and wearing a padded jacket.
For studying materiel and just for those who like to read, the original book. Also, in the late 80s the subject was found in the form of comics and filmstrips.
There was also a filmstrip from 1972, the pictures are very impressive. Pechkin was not given a bicycle in the final, but... In short, you can see it here [1]
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Review of the cartoon The cartoon itself “Return to Prostokvashino”.
Episode 1 Episode 2 Comparison of film adaptations In the summer of 2008, information appeared that they would shoot a new cartoon about “Prostokvashina” - this time, really with blackjack and whores, which led to a strong seething of shit. Soon the matter took an unexpected turn: the cartoon was filmed (although Boris Novikov, Maria Vinogradova, German Kachin and Zinaida Naryshkina were already in the grave at that time), but, fortunately, Uspensky forbade its release, leaving the beloved series without a continuation. In fact, he did the right thing - otherwise we would have been in danger of a very Kaschenite cartoon about the construction of capitalism in Prostokvashino, and even with the voice of Pankratov-Cherny.
In 2010, a certain continuation of the cartoon was finally released to the masses under the name “Spring in Prostokvashino”; pirated footage of the premiere of the cartoon is here. This shit was also broadcast several times on NTV. The cartoon is replete with advertising for govnomail.ru and govnohumor.fm and absolutely does not fit into the continuation of the first three winrar series.
In 2021, another reincarnation of the cartoon called “Return to Prostokvashino” was released, which turned out to be the same shit. In the first episode there are fucked-up characters, coupled with their voice acting and dialogues, an advertisement for Russian Post, Sharik looking like a hipster, Okhlobystin in the role of Pechkin. The release of the series was accompanied by numerous fights related to the comparison of the cartoon and the original book, “Desecration of the memory of childhood” and its general cakeiness. Also, the ringtone on Sharik’s Skype was uncontrollably taken from the memetic “Hotline Miami”. This fact has given rise to some creativity on the topic. The 2nd episode that came out next turned out to be slightly better than the first, but it also failed to avoid fights, albeit of a different kind.
