✅ Statuses for swimmers. Quotes about relaxing in the pool

Statuses for swimmers. Quotes about relaxing in the pool

Happiness for the most part is on the side of the hardworking person, just as the waves and wind are on the side of the best swimmers.
Swimming is primarily about water. And water is life! The first breath is for everyone, the tenth is only for champions.

To make the harvest of victories abundant, you need to be strong-willed, technical, and strong!

Swimming is not only an essential life skill, but also a highly effective full-body workout.

Swimming is a special sport that is beneficial for almost all body systems

Time flies - learn to swim!

We can't fly, but swimming is the best thing next to flying.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to avoid drowning.

I can't walk on water, but I can perform miracles in it.

The first breath is for everyone, the tenth is only for champions.

If you want to learn to swim, go swim!

Global warming is coming, and when it floods us all, swimmers will take over the world!

Swimming is primarily about water. And water is life!

To learn to swim, I must go into the water, otherwise I will not learn anything.

Collection title: Quotes about relaxing in the pool. Let the azure sand gently caress your bodies, and let the sea water be warm and calm!

May you happily experience adventures and holiday romance this summer, and may every day be a new, cheerful series of pleasures!

Love yourself, take care of yourself, relax while you have this great opportunity!

May the good mood never leave you. Be happy, may the Lord always protect you.

A summer fairy tale where everyone wears swimsuits and gets a sun tan!

I wish you to spend your time with benefit, pleasure and a cheerful mood.

Summer is the aroma of fragrant herbs, wild flowers, a nightingale's trill, berries, mushrooms, a rainbow and many other gifts!

So sometimes you want to rest with all your heart, but when you remember that you haven’t worked yet, all the desire suddenly disappears. Yuri Tatarkin

Extreme fatigue is when you don’t even have enough strength to rest.

I wish you all a fantastically great time! Happy first day of summer.

If there is heaven on earth, then this paradise is summer! Congratulations to all lovers of bronze tanning and water procedures on the first day of the summer season.

I wish you to put work plans and any problems aside, take your dream with you and go on a trip around the world to countries of wonder and happiness.

If someone digs a hole for you, don't panic. Then you can make yourself a pool

Statuses about the pool - funny sayings or short descriptions of funny situations that can happen in the pool.

When I have a choice - skiing or swimming, I choose a sofa and a TV
A smoking room in a restaurant is the same as a pee corner in a swimming pool.
If you're a professional swimmer, just accept that you're training while swimming in urine.
A candy bar accidentally dropped into the water causes panic among swimmers in the pool
A pool is a little water in a crowd of people
The famous athlete set a world record for being underwater. The delighted coach presented the gold medal and the athlete’s body to his relatives
When a real swimmer smells bleach, he feels that it is native
The swimming pool is the most reliable test of female character. If she is afraid of ruining her hair, run away. If he jumps into the pool laughing, feel free to jump after him.
Swimming coach throws himself into work
I go to the swimming pool. Today I wondered if this is considered homeopathic urine therapy
My tough pool coach said I thought too highly of myself when I asked if I was a good swimmer. He replied: "You just don't drown"
I once lost my swimming trunks in the pool. I had to hide behind the first sign I came across and run to the locker room. I wondered why everyone was laughing at me. Entering the locker room, I looked at the sign. And on it there is an inscription: “For adults only. Depth 5 meters"
Yesterday I picked up some kind of infection in the pool. In the morning I barely got rid of it
In one city they immortalized the memory of Chapaev: they built a swimming pool, on the surface of which bubbles gurgle all the time
Breakfast of swimming champions - bleach
There is always 5 liters more water flowing out of the pool than flowing into it. Question: Do swimmers have a conscience?
The Minister of Housing and Communal Services called on Russians to save water. For example, he fills his personal pool with water only once a day
Dolphins are very smart animals. When they get into captivity, they train a person to stand on the side of the pool and feed them fish.
A nurse collected a sample for a general urine test at the sanatorium in the swimming pool for vacationers
The easiest way to drown a blonde is by placing a mirror at the bottom of the pool
By the bubbles in the water it is easy to determine which water polo player is straining more than others
I met my old friend at the pool today. We screamed so much that even the lifeguard came running because he thought someone was drowning
Your life is good if in the morning others are rushing to work, and you go to the pool
I have never seen a coach swim in the pool. He only walks on top. Dressed up. I don't see the point in trusting my life to such a person.
My friend is a sailor. And he always corrects me, saying that sailors do not swim, but walk. I call him to the pool: “Let's go together. I'll swim, and you walk around the pool"
What I like most is swimming on my back. Unfortunately, none of the swimmers in the pool can withstand me for more than a couple of meters
One rich man asked to build three swimming pools in the courtyard of his mansion: one for cold water, the second for hot water, and the third for those friends who cannot swim.

Quotes about swimming

A collection of quotes on the topic of swimming.

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“There are times when a person feels empty and alienated. Such moments are very desirable because they mean that the soul has lifted anchor and set sail to distant places. This is detachment - when the old is over, but the new has not yet arrived.“

“Europe is going down because it cannot get rid of its cargo, it contains an abyss of treasures collected on a long dangerous voyage - for us it is artificial ballast, overboard it - and with full sails into the wide sea!”

— Alexander Ivanovich Herzen Russian writer, publicist, philosopher, revolutionary 1812 - 1870

“I spend a lot of time on my boat: fishing, scuba diving. I really love freedom and solitude. This is my playground.”

— Paul Walker American actor and model 1973 - 2013

“Swimming is very useful. Especially if you're drowning. You not only train your cardiovascular system, but you also don’t die.”

— Jimmy Carr British comedian, humorist and television presenter 1972

“Your life is worthless until you challenge yourself. For me it's swimming in the open ocean. Life or death."

— Morgan Freeman American film and voice actor, director 1937

“Some people cross the sea on a luxury liner, cheerfully and calmly, while others sail on a raft, using the oars. It’s better to sail on a raft - you’ll feel what swimming is really like.”

— Hayao Miyazaki Japanese director-animator 1941

“Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to avoid drowning.”

— George Carlin American comedian 1937 - 2008

“Why do I dare to say that “Children of Minutes” is Victor’s testament? No, I didn’t say anything, artists rarely and reluctantly visit a notary, these are not the heroes of their novels. In the last verse of the song, Viktor Tsoi throws a bitter reproach at us, asking whether we want to go out on an open voyage on the sea of love or whether we would prefer to continue wallowing in a tin basin, in the dregs of petty everyday and political squabbles; Will we save our country and planet from our own stupidity and short-sightedness, or will we completely defile it and destroy it, along with our souls.”

— Viktor Robertovich Tsoi Soviet rock musician, songwriter and artist 1962 - 1990 About songs not included in the albums

“After a difficult, long, exhausting voyage, Crimea and Sevastopol return to their native harbor, to their native shores, to their permanent home port - to Russia!”

— Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, current President of the Russian Federation 1952

“We are too small compared to the sea and we should not forget about it. The sea is a world that is still shrouded in mystery. We must love the sea, not forgetting that it is fraught with many dangers, and, when diving, not overestimate our capabilities.”

— Ryu Murakami, Children from the Locker Source: Ryu Murakami. Children from the storage room. Amphora, 2007, ISBN 978-5-367-00635-3

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“Whenever I notice sullen folds in the corners of my mouth; every time a dank, rainy November reigns in my soul; every time I find myself stopping in front of undertakers' signs and positioning myself at the tail of every funeral procession I come across; in particular, every time hypochondria takes hold of me so much that only my strict moral principles do not allow me, going out into the street, to stubbornly and diligently knock off the hats of passers-by, I understand that it is time for me to set sail, and as soon as possible. This replaces a bullet and a gun for me. Cato, with a philosophical gesture, throws himself on the sword with his chest - but I calmly climb aboard the ship. And there is nothing surprising here. People simply don’t realize this, otherwise many sooner or later, in their own way, begin to experience almost the same feelings about the ocean as I do.”

— Herman Melville American writer 1818 - 1891 Aphorisms and quotes

Don't swim underwater. Swim through it

Not only water flows, but also time and life... Statuses about swimming are philosophical statements about the ability to stay afloat in any situation.

Swimming is, first and foremost, about water. And water is the basis of life!
It's impossible to learn to swim without getting your feet wet.
Global warming is coming. When the waters disappear around the land, the swimmers will take over the world
It is advisable not to swim beyond the buoys even in your fantasies
Everyone swims in different styles, but they drown in the same way.
Swimming is not a sport, but a way to avoid drowning
Tablets that cause flatulence are considered doping among swimmers
Some seem to be shallow swimmers, but they row under their own power...
Life around is a stormy ocean, but the one who swims with a compass will not be lost
Someone is sailing on the sea on a huge liner, having carefree fun. And someone is on a small raft, working the oars with all their might. But this is the only way to understand what the ability to swim really is.
A person cannot fly, but he can learn to swim. This is the best feeling after a flight
He who swims shallowly does not bask in luxury
Time flies - learn to swim
My soul lifted anchor and set sail to other shores
The one who sees the stars of Hope above its stormy waters sets sail on the Sea of Love
When you're broke, it doesn't matter if you can swim.
A real submariner must be able to swim with the periscope up
Men swim and women swim because all men wear swimming trunks and women wear swimsuits
If you pack more wealth into your ship than your needs, even the weakest wind pressure will be able to sink your ship. Remember this when you go sailing
You can stay afloat in the sea of Love only by holding each other's hands tightly
I don't know how to walk on water, but I can perform miracles in it
Swimmers from Ethiopia came to the Championships just to drink water
The swimming style called “crawl” was invented by grandfather Mazai when he was saving hares.
A champion swimmer noticed a girl who was drowning and swam to her in a few seconds. But out of habit, he pushed off with his feet and swam in the opposite direction.
Knowing how to swim is very useful. When you drown, you not only exercise all the muscles in your body, but you also don’t die.
I need to enroll my heart in the swimming section, otherwise it’s kind of weak
The world is a whole sea full of secrets. When scuba diving, try not to overestimate your capabilities.
All swimming will begin again if there is water under the oar
First of all, master the type of swimming that will help you stay afloat longer, and not the one that allows you to swim faster
I used to drown in your eyes, but now I've learned to swim

One rich Californian went.

One rich Californian went out on Saturday morning to play golf. After the first game, his friends said he needed one more, so he decided, okay, he just needs to call his wife and warn him. I forgot my mobile phone, the machine is ringing. He hears a child's voice: - Hello? - Daughter, this is dad. Is mom around? - No, she's with Uncle Frank in the bedroom on the second floor. - What kind of Uncle Frank? We don’t have any Uncle Frank! - Yes, Dad, he often comes when you’re not there, and now he’s with Mom in the bedroom. Well, the man almost bursts with anger, but he tries to remain calm, he’s a child.

If you're angry all the time, it's time for you to let it out. In training

If you are the weakest, but still do not lose heart, you have every chance of becoming the strongest. About this and similar things in statuses about sports and training for girls with meaning.

You can set whatever goals you want. The main thing is that you strive to win.
Sport is a part of my life. And I can’t do it any other way!
He thought I would cry, but no, I fought over myself. And now I'm a beauty.
There are too many beauties in the world. You shouldn't hate them. Just become one of them!
Be ready to work a little more in the gym in order to get more in life...
Fatigue after a workout... Has it ever upset anyone?
Get off the couch once, then twice, then a third time. Before you know it, you will become a beauty.
If suddenly you are afraid to play sports. This will definitely make you better.
Can't go to training? Start small, you won't regret it.
If you are a real athlete, you need a real athlete. And no less.
If you are unpopular in your circle, don’t even try to fit in there. Just play sports.
A sporty girl is the best gift you can give a guy.
Some people meet their loved ones in clubs, but it is much better to do it in stadiums.
Work will never be in vain. Just train and believe in yourself, girl!
To avoid depression and melancholy, girls, play sports.
I love it when people give me concessions. But this has nothing to do with the coach.
And, you know, it’s better to be a stupid athlete than just stupid.
Today I just want to ask all the girls: please don’t skip training.

The ocean has always fascinated me. Taco.

The ocean has always fascinated me. It’s such an amazing feeling: to put your hand or foot into the water and know that you are touching eternity and this moment is its beginning and end. Somewhere under these waters lie the ruins of colorful Japan and Rose's beloved India - countries that could not survive. Only our continent remained on the surface. The dark surface of the water, hiding secrets, is incredibly attractive; in comparison, the blue water of the pool, glistening cheerfully in the sun, is so ordinary. It's too clean, sparkling and safe.

A big result is many, many small ones, but together

You grow up when you realize that bad habits are just a waste of time.
Today you can skip training. It will be easier for you for an hour and a half. Then I feel ashamed.
If you managed to give up alcohol and cigarettes, you are already a strong person.
At some point, the team began to mean more to me than friends. More than everything...
Work, family, even friends are tired of everything. Only during training can I feel like a human being.
Another training session for me is a chance to prove that I’m really worth something.
In order for life to turn into what it needs to be, you need to do what sometimes hurts.
Whatever one may say, as long as you are a wimp, no one really needs you.
It's good to be someone to whom not everything comes easy. You have a chance to become human!
I don't care about being tired. Once again I want to feel that I am stronger than yesterday. And then more!
At some point, sport became everything to me. Yes, fanatic. But I can't do it any other way.
It’s good when you can live calmly without alcohol. It’s even better when sports become a habit.
It's stupid to be angry with your body. Be angry at your mind for preventing you from exercising properly.
The coach must be tough. And a mother can also be kind.
Do you know how else you can distinguish an athlete? He has a “training” folder on his phone.
My mood may be different, but after training it is almost always good.
Oddly enough, in sports it is not the strong who win. In sports, those who are patient win.

Marie-Ange, seven years old, heiress.

Marie-Ange, seven years old, the heiress of a large fortune, whose mother remarried after the death of her husband, talks with the invited guests. - Tell me, dear, does the new dad treat you well? Is he spoiling you? - asks her aunt. — Recently, when we were in the mountains, dad decided to teach me how to ride a sled. He took off the brakes so that I would rush fast, fast, faster than anyone in the world. I was really sweating from all this skating! And what surprised me most was that my dad immediately threw me into a pool of cold water, there were even pieces of ice floating there! I almost died of laughter!

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A big result is many, many small ones, but together

You grow up when you realize that bad habits are just a waste of time.
Today you can skip training. It will be easier for you for an hour and a half. Then I feel ashamed.
If you managed to give up alcohol and cigarettes, you are already a strong person.
At some point, the team began to mean more to me than friends. More than everything...
Work, family, even friends are tired of everything. Only during training can I feel like a human being.
Another training session for me is a chance to prove that I’m really worth something.
In order for life to turn into what it needs to be, you need to do what sometimes hurts.
Whatever one may say, as long as you are a wimp, no one really needs you.
It's good to be someone to whom not everything comes easy. You have a chance to become human!
I don't care about being tired. Once again I want to feel that I am stronger than yesterday. And then more!
At some point, sport became everything to me. Yes, fanatic. But I can't do it any other way.
It’s good when you can live calmly without alcohol. It’s even better when sports become a habit.
It's stupid to be angry with your body. Be angry at your mind for preventing you from exercising properly.
The coach must be tough. And a mother can also be kind.
Do you know how else you can distinguish an athlete? He has a “training” folder on his phone.
My mood may be different, but after training it is almost always good.
Oddly enough, in sports it is not the strong who win. In sports, those who are patient win.

If you're angry all the time, it's time for you to let it out. In training

If you are the weakest, but still do not lose heart, you have every chance of becoming the strongest. About this and similar things in statuses about sports and training for girls with meaning.

You can set whatever goals you want. The main thing is that you strive to win.
Sport is a part of my life. And I can’t do it any other way!
He thought I would cry, but no, I fought over myself. And now I'm a beauty.
There are too many beauties in the world. You shouldn't hate them. Just become one of them!
Be ready to work a little more in the gym in order to get more in life...
Fatigue after a workout... Has it ever upset anyone?
Get off the couch once, then twice, then a third time. Before you know it, you will become a beauty.
If suddenly you are afraid to play sports. This will definitely make you better.
Can't go to training? Start small, you won't regret it.
If you are a real athlete, you need a real athlete. And no less.
If you are unpopular in your circle, don’t even try to fit in there. Just play sports.
A sporty girl is the best gift you can give a guy.
Some people meet their loved ones in clubs, but it is much better to do it in stadiums.
Work will never be in vain. Just train and believe in yourself, girl!
To avoid depression and melancholy, girls, play sports.
I love it when people give me concessions. But this has nothing to do with the coach.
And, you know, it’s better to be a stupid athlete than just stupid.
Today I just want to ask all the girls: please don’t skip training.