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*** - Villager, ... Do you want big, but pure love? - Who doesn’t want her? - Come to the hayloft in the evening. Will you come? - I’ll come, why not come? Only you and the judge come. But they also promised and did not come. “She won’t come alone, she will come with a blacksmith.” “He’s like a father to me, our blacksmith.” - Why do we need a blacksmith? No, we don't need a blacksmith. What am I, a horse? - So you, the judge, would you like to make an offer?... - So, free, go. If you don't see, we're playing. *** — And you turn out to be a dishonest person, Margadon. *** - And then you will be publicly flogged there, like a tramp, and sent to Siberia to clear the snow... - All of it?... - Yes. *** Doctor (addressing the sick Alyosha): “Tongue... tongue... close... open... close... open. What are we complaining about? Auntie: “He’s complaining about his head.” Doctor: “That's good. The lungs breathe, the heart beats.” Auntie: “What about the head?” Doctor: “And the head is a dark object and cannot be examined.” *** - Yes, our father did not catch a cold, but moved out of nowhere. *** (I ate the fork)... - Yes, it’s from the heart. Amazing. Worthy of admiration. *** — — A terrible city - there are no girls, no one plays cards. Yesterday in the tavern I stole a silver spoon, no one even noticed - they thought that it was not there at all. *** — And this abyss swallowed her up in one moment. In general, everyone died. *** - If the doctor is full, it’s easier for the patient! *** - Ladushki, okay, where were you - at your grandmother's... villager, do you have a grandmother? - No... - An orphan, that means... *** - What are we complaining about? *** - We are being humiliated, Jacob. Your blow is prince. *** - But, strays. Fortissimo, Mama Mia, but! *** - Oh, damn you all, hello. *** - Would you like to have a bite? - What is the name of? - Pancakes. - Pancakes... pancakes... Where were you? By Grandma. Selyanka, do you have a grandmother? - No. - An orphan, that is. *** Count Cagliostro: “Margadon, accept!” Fimka (serving bread and salt): “You’re welcome, sir.” Margadon pours salt onto the bread and throws the salt shaker into the inner pocket of his coat. Dialogue of village men: - I liked it, apparently, well done. - Good man. - He stole the salt shaker. - And he didn’t disdain. *** - Silvuple, dear guests, silvuple. Zhevupri avepliziz. Lord forgive me, all the words jumped out of fear. *** — The word heals, conversation drives away thoughts. *** — I’m losing my former lightness. *** - That’s good, Mashenka! - I’m not Mashenka! - It's still good. *** Alyosha: Stepan, the guest’s carriage has broken down Stepan: I see, master. The axle has fallen off and the spokes need to be changed. Alyosha: How long will it take you to do it? Stepan: I’ll do it in a day. Alyosha: How about two? Stepan: Well, in two... We'll do it in two. Alyosha: And in five days? Stepan: Well, if you try, you can do it in five. Alyosha: How about ten? Stepan: Well, master, you pose problems! You can't do it alone in ten days, you need an assistant. Homo sapiens. Alyosha: Take helpers, but not before! Fimka: Are you planning to stay for a long time? Stepan: It depends on me. Everything here depends on me. *** - What one person has assembled, another can always take apart. *** - Uncle Stepan, their coachman looked at me through his lorgnette. What is he doing? - What, what? Vision is weak! - Fucking! *** - How mercantile you are, Margadon, you should think about your soul. *** - ...And be more careful with the young ladies. Whether they are marble or not is up to us. Sit in the sun and bask. - Herbs would be a good way to heal. *** - Margadon, one had to be charged... - And you, it turns out, are a dishonest person, Margadon. - Certainly! If I were an honest person, how many people in Europe would die! Horror! *** - Amor!.. And with such eyes... *** - You will be sent to Siberia to clear snow! - All? - Yes. *** — All newcomers to Russia will die near Smolensk. *** - Yesterday I asked the housekeeper for three rubles - she gave it, you scoundrel, and didn’t ask when I’d give it back. *** Uncle Stepan, would you help them, huh? Well, it’s a sin to laugh at the poor. Well, look at them! Forced people eat only fish. And they sing so pitifully!.. *** - Is he feeling bad? - He feels good. All is well for the living. *** - The carriage broke down, the blacksmith is on the run, so he sits in the Vasilyevskaya hotel, feeding the bugs. - Klopov? A great man, a master, and bedbugs? - So, sir, they don’t understand who is a master and who is not a master. *** - You bastard, oh bastard, so you study Latin here instead of work? *** - You don’t know how to lie, young man. All people are divided into those who need something from me, and the rest, from whom I need something. I don't need anything from you. Post whatever you want. *** - No, this is not Jazel. Jazel - she was a brunette, and this one is all white. *** “Enough, senora, you have arrived in Russia, if you please swear in Russian!” *** — Do you have mint in Italy? -Where do they get mint from? I saw their Italy on the map: boot with boot. *** - Why does he keep scaring me? Why should I be scared? I have three life sentences. How does he talk to you? You, the man who has reached the heights of London's bottom! After all, are you going to be a prince? - Yes, itys! *** There is no need for loud words, they shake the air, but not the interlocutor. *** Staying in Russia has a corrupting effect on fragile minds. *** - How terrible it is that I’m not afraid to die. Probably because Cagliostro had already died, his feelings and desires had died. All that was left was the mind... the unfortunate mind, which imagined that it was alone in the universe and everything was allowed to it. A mind that questioned all the laws of the universe and set out to establish its own. He asks me for one last favor... He is eager to be free. *** - chase? - pursuit, Your Majesty. - this is amazing. When you leave the chase, you don’t think about anything else. Time must be filled with events, then it flies unnoticed... *** - Sir, is it true that your master has lived for 2000 years? “I can’t say for sure, lady, but in the 200 years that I’ve been serving him, he hasn’t changed a bit.” ***

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Why do we need a blacksmith? Catchphrases from Mark Zakharov's films

An ordinary miracle

One of the favorite films among Russians is “An Ordinary Miracle.” “An Ordinary Miracle” was shown on television for the first time on January 1, 1978, and since then the film has gained the glory of a “New Year’s film.” At the same time, there is not a single hint in the film that miracles happen only on New Year's Eve.

Critics still cannot give an unambiguous definition of the genre of the film. More than two decades after filming, Alexander Abdulov said: “I don’t know what this is - a fairy tale, a parable, a legend, a myth? This is a separate cinema that was invented by Mark Zakharov.”

“Glory to the brave who dare to love, knowing that all this will come to an end! Glory to the madmen who live as if they were immortal!” - said the Wizard in the voice of Oleg Yankovsky. It's hard to imagine anyone else in this place. But at the very beginning of filming, the actor ended up in intensive care; he, worried that he was letting the film crew down, asked to look for a replacement for him. But Mark Zakharov did not: “No. I will not part with you. Will wait".

Leonov the King is simply beyond competition. What is his phrase worth: “I must warn you - I am a terrible person. Tyrant, despot, insidious, capricious, vindictive. And the most offensive thing is that it’s not my fault! The ancestors are to blame - great-grandfathers, great-grandmothers, various great-aunts, forefathers and foremothers. In life they behaved like pigs, and I am forced to disentangle. I myself am a good-natured, smart person, I love poetry, prose, and music.”

Other quotes from the “king” that the viewer loved:

“You sign a death warrant and laugh, remembering her funny pranks.”

“I like it here - the house is built nicely, with love. So I would take it and take it away.”

“Just think - a bear! Not a ferret after all... Others live, and nothing. We would tame him, comb his hair, he would dance for us sometimes..."

“The executioner, the executioner, and a glass of vodka!” Vodka for me, the rest for him.”

"I know, I eavesdropped."

It’s as if the role of a charming, self-confident minister-administrator was written especially for Andrei Mironov, a close friend of the director: “I have no time to court. You are attractive, I am damn attractive - why waste time. Come to the barn exactly at midnight, you won’t regret it!”

Or: “Who is our husband?” - "Wizard". - “It is necessary to warn”; “If you interfere, I’ll leave you without lunch”; “Love causes various diseases, but all of them are not fatal.”

By the way, the vocabulary of catchphrases in this picture could have been richer. The censorship cut out the phrase of the minister-administrator addressed to the King: “Our little king is getting old.” We saw a hint of the aged Brezhny.

They also demanded that Mironov’s song about a butterfly whose wings go “bang-bang-bang” be removed, but the director defended the gastronomic point of view on this matter. The episode when King Yevgeny Leonov comes out to legally marry his daughter with the minister-administrator and makes a gesture at the window, characteristic of the leaders who stood during demonstrations at the Mausoleum, also survived.

Interestingly, when Yuri Solomin, who starred in the role of the hotel owner, was appointed Minister of Culture, the film “An Ordinary Miracle” began to be shown more often on television. And his duet with Ekaterina Vasilyeva, where the Minister of Culture soulfully sang: “Ah, madam, when you and I are together, all the flowers bloom in the meadow...” - in general, it became almost the calling card of all TV channels.

Love Formula

In 2005, in one of the sociological surveys, Russians named the most popular catchphrases of Russian cinema. The second most popular answer was the phrase from the movie “Formula of Love” by Mark Zakharov “Why do we need a blacksmith, we don’t need a blacksmith” (or “Why do we need a blacksmith, we don’t need a blacksmith. What am I, a horse?”).

Paraphrases about different things

A large selection of quotes from the Russian film “Formula of Love”, many of which have long been lost to the people. It will be useful to smile once again, remembering the film, to show off your knowledge of Russian cinema. Quotes can also be used to create quizzes on the topic of cinema, inclusion in humorous scenes and scenarios, for example, for St. Valentine's Day. Valentina.

- What if I’m lying? What if I'm in love and dream of kidnapping you? What then? - Stop joking. When they love, then you can see... - What can you see? - By the eyes. Your eyes...

- Where were you born, Jacob? - I wasn’t even born yet. - Not born? - No. - And what do you think next?

- What if someone doesn’t want to live happy? - Then he will die. All wishes must come true.

And they also say that the lady-in-waiting Golovina brought out the image of her late husband from the medallion, so much so that she felt him and now seems to be pregnant...

- And what about me? - Such is fate, Leshenka. We will suffer. The soul improves through suffering. Daddy says that it is unworthy to taste joy alone...

- How does he talk to you? You, a man who has reached the heights of London's bottom...

- And I, the fool, was going to die. Ask, father, maybe you should get married one last time?

“Ah, I understand why you’re hiding me.” Materialization again! Again, smear yourself with whitewash and run around in negligee! Tired of it!

- Alen Nobi, Nostra Alice! Which means - if one person built it, another can always take it apart!

- Alyosha! Alyosha, does Mr. Cagliostro care now? - Before that, before that. Well, how is our daddy? Daddy agreed.

- Oh, auntie. Was it why I left the world, ran away from the capital, to wallow in the swamp of everyday life?...

- In the end, are you going to be a prince? - Yes, it is out!

- Do you feel better, sir? - Yes, it seems to have let go. - Wizard... How can we thank you? - No way! Give thanks to nature. She heals. I'm just a pathetic tool in her hands...

- Are your thoughts far away, madam? - I’m thinking about daddy... - It’s I who should be thinking about your daddy. And you think about me. And, if possible, without hostility...

- A barbaric game, a wild place, I am drawn to my homeland. - Where is your homeland? - Don't know. I was born on a ship, but no one remembers where it sailed and from where.

- Do you see this fork? - Well? - Do you want me to eat it? - Do me such a favor.

- Look, our master has developed hypochondria again! - It's time. Hypochondria always happens at sunset. - Why at sunset, Stepan Stepanovich? - From stupid doubts, Fimka. A man looks at the sun and thinks: will it rise tomorrow or not?

- You, Count, are smart... gentle... and most importantly - unhappy. You will be lost without me.

- You know how it happens! You know how love arises! - I don’t know and I don’t want to know! All this is nonsense, inflamed nonsense. You will get what you wanted, according to the outlined contours. - To hell with contours! I already hate them.

“You helped me understand a very important thing.” It turns out that the main thing in love is the ability to give your life for another without hesitation. Interesting to try.

- The head can do anything. - Especially if it is the head of the Grand Master.

- Gentlemen, this is the last time I suggest you think about reconciliation. - Mercy, but this is impossible. - Then to the barrier.

-Are you ready to tell us the whole truth? - Well... All - not all... What interests you?

- Yes, it’s not enough to say, in Russia, it’s thirty miles from here. - The carriage broke down, the blacksmith is on the run. So he sits in a hotel, feeding bedbugs...

- Yes! This is from the heart... Wonderful. Worthy of admiration. My patients have swallowed spoons many times, I won’t hide it, but just like that, with lunch... For dessert... and a sharp object... wonderful! For this we express our sincere heartfelt gratitude to you. If, of course, in addition to iron objects you can also use porcelain... Then there are simply no words!

- Keep the ticket. Is anyone at home? - Grandmother. - Good health? - Yeah. - Nothing. Maybe he'll survive.

- I must disappoint you, friends! Now I had a vision... Galatea will be called Laurence.

- Uncle Stepan, their coachman looked at me through his lorgnette, why is he doing that, huh? - Something... Vision is weak. - Poor him.

- Uncle Stepan, would you help them, huh? Well, it’s a sin to laugh at the poor, well, look at them. Bonded people. They eat only fish. And they sing so pitifully...

- Is he feeling bad? No, he's fine. - Fine? - Everything is fine for the living.

- If someday in the House of Lords they ask me a question: why, prince, did you hang around Smolensk for so long? I won't know what to answer...

- There are people who value enlightenment!

- Christmas trees are winders. I say that there are winder trees here.

- It's time for you to get married! I'll tell you what, my friend. It’s too late for you to look at me, an old mushroom. Something bad could happen to you.

- Terrible morals! Wherever they dueled... and in France... and in Holland... And everywhere - clearly and quickly, like civilized people: right away - and on the spot!

- Creepy city. There are no girls, no one plays cards. He stole a silver spoon in a tavern without anyone noticing. They thought that she never existed!

- A creepy village. The doors are not locked. Yesterday I asked the housekeeper for 3 rubles, she gave it, you bastard! And I didn’t ask when I’d give it back!

- Why do you need noodles? No need for noodles. And even if it’s noodles, it’s also very good!

- Why reveal the secrets of the complex if the simple is inexplicable? I want to build a formula for love.

- So, I’m giving an ultimatum... - Yes. And I come in from behind.

- I know who you are dreaming about! Shame! I’m ashamed in front of people... - Who are you talking about? - About whom! About the stone woman, that's who! The whole household is already laughing!

― Gold from mercury arises on the tenth day, love from hostility on the fifteenth

- And I'll tell you what. If you are a person, love a person. Don’t come up with some kind of dream, you know, ethereal, God forgive me!

- And if we don’t leave tomorrow, I’ll run away. - And you won’t be afraid? - I have enough courage to escape.

- The ideal cannot be torn from the soil! Magnetic connections are broken!

- ...From the countries of Birth, a river flows through the kingdom of Life, plays with the running of a shuttle, and disappears into Eternity... What does it say, auntie? - About the river? Okay... I would go and take a swim. Or maybe I would catch perch.

- Hypochondria is a cruel lust that keeps the spirit in a continuous sad state. Here medicine knows different means, the best of which and the most harmless is conversation. - The word heals, conversation drives away thoughts.

- As you can see, the heart is subject to the mind. Feelings are subject to the heart, reason is subject to feelings... The circle is closed, we started with the mind, we ended with the mind. So it turns out that the entire universe is the essence, the game of my mind.

- As the Latins said, sic transit gloria mundi. And so the glory of the world passes away. - And where does this Latin jump out from you? You yourself don’t seem to be Latin. - Yes, our former master forced all the men to learn Latin. I wish, he says, to think that I am in Ancient Rome... He was a great enlightener! He kept telling us: “Out or gel, out Caesar!”

“How terrible it is that I’m not afraid to die.” Probably because Cagliostro was already dead. His feelings and desires died. All that was left was the mind... The unfortunate human mind, which imagined that it was alone in the universe and everything was allowed to it. A mind that questioned all the laws of the universe. And he set out to establish his own. He's asking me for one last favor. He is eager to be free.

- How mercantile you are, Margadon... You should think about your soul! - About the soul? About the soul... About the soul... Maria.

— Is the carriage ready? - But of course. Let's pass. Here she is, a beauty. - Is this our carriage? - In a week it will be as good as new.

- Klopov?! Great person! Master!.. And bedbugs?! - So, sir, they don’t understand who is a master and who is not a master.

― Princess von Kizevetr, brewing gold from mercury. - I want to warn you right away, we are out of mercury.

- He who eats little lives long, for with a knife and fork we dig our own grave. - Wisely.

- Who talks about this? They keep quiet about this and sigh.

- Where will you hand it over? - To the station. And then you will be publicly flogged there, like a tramp, and sent to Siberia to clear snow! - All?

- “Labor ist eats ipse volumpas.” What does it mean: Labor is a pleasure in itself!

- “Love”, Fimka, their word is “amor”! And with eyes like that... - Amor...

— Love is a divine feeling. - General delusion. Fire was also considered divine until Prometheus stole it. Now we boil water on it. I will do the same with love. Not for yourself - for everyone. People will stop suffering and will be happy.

- Margadon! Why is the door open? - Excuse me, master! - What's the excues? - Barbaric customs. They give you keys, but no locks.

- I was warned that staying in Russia has a corrupting effect on fragile minds.

- Margadon. One needed to be charged. - And you, it turns out, are a dishonest person, Margadon. - Certainly. If I were an honest person, how many people in Europe would have died. Horror!

“I have a chain of births ahead of me, as a result of which I will appear to the world as the Prince of Wales.

- We, Count, told our neighbors that the materialization had taken place. So that your authority does not fall. Here, they say, there was a statue, and now Marya Ivanovna has become. Many people believe.

- She kind of looks like Praskovya Tulupova. We had such a little girl here. Wow, beautiful girl... The master looked at her and went crazy. Either, he says, I’ll get married, or I’ll sculpt it out of marble. - Amor, that means it happened to him. - What? - Amor...

- What are we complaining about? - Complains about his head. - This is good. The lungs breathe, the heart beats. - And the head? - And the head is a dark object and cannot be examined.

- Don't worry, gentlemen. Now I will leave you alone and you can continue your family scene.

- I hope shooting yourself in the presence of a guest does not contradict your customs?

- They don’t understand?! They don’t understand, but in Russia, thank God, there are still enlightened people left!

- Can’t sleep? - Yes... Here. I love walks at dawn. - On two horses at once? There won't be enough seating.

- You don’t know how to lie, young man. All people are divided into those who need something from me, and the rest, from whom I need something. I don't need anything from you. Post what you want?

- It doesn’t matter who it was modeled after. A true artist does not copy nature, but only his imagination

- This is not a work, but Sodom and Gomorrah! - Are there two of them? It seems like one... - One of what? - One Gomorrah.

Nonentities, pathetic comedians! I could incinerate you, turn you into dust! But I won't waste my magical energy on you!

“But then a different truth was revealed to me... It seems that someone up there decided to deceive me.” You know, I am not given the power to evoke love. Fear, delight, respect... I easily awaken in people. And love... Alas.

- Well, I’ll get married, and what will happen? I’ll walk around in a robe all day long... And my wife, the person who should serve as the ideal of love, will order noodles in front of me and start eating them!

- Well, I’ll tell you, there were fireworks... I burned all the hay. What hay! Pure clover... - Come on, lie! Pure clover... Everything is overgrown with sedge and burdocks. - What are you saying, Feodosya Ivanovna, my cart of hay costs ten rubles. - It’s worth it, but no one buys it! Your hay is absolutely useless! Unless it burns well.

- Oh God, they're spying on me! What a shame...

- Oh, Jacob, we will never leave here. We will die.

- So many fables have been invented about me that I get tired of refusing them. Meanwhile, my biography is simple and ordinary. I was born in Mesopotamia, two thousand one hundred and twenty-five years ago. You are probably amazed at such an ancient date of my birth? - No, it’s not amazing. We had a clerk in the district; in the patchports the year of birth was indicated only with a number. Ink, the scoundrel, you see, saved. Then the matter became clear, he was sent to prison, and the patch port was no longer remade. Still a document. Efimtsev, merchant, born in the third year of Christ, Kulikov - in the second... Kutyakin - in the first. - Yes, there are a lot of them here, long-livers.

- Normal focus. This is sulfuric acid.

- She will not come alone, she will come with a blacksmith. - With which blacksmith? - With my uncle, Stepan Stepanych. He is like a father to me, our blacksmith. - Why do we need a blacksmith? No, we don't need a blacksmith. What am I, a horse? Why do we need a blacksmith?

- You can’t light a cigarette with your finger, I won’t lie. And sparks fly from the eyes...

“I have an order from His Serene Highness Prince Potemkin to detain Mr. Cagliostro and take him to the office to give an explanation. - This is impossible. He is in the future. - We’ll get it from the future too. Not for the first time.

- Would you like to have a bite? - What is the name of? - Pancakes.

- We ask you to eat, doctor, what God sent you with. - You can eat. If the doctor is full, it’s easier for the patient.

- Very quickly, Jacob! - But, vagrants! Fortissimo, Mama Mia, but!

- Moving. - He leaves. -Where is he going? - Where, where, in the future.

- Come here. Do you want big but pure love? - Who doesn’t want her? - Then come to the hayloft when it gets dark.

- Look what a night it is, Juzy. Include it in your formula. Since you have decided to make the whole world happy, start with me.

- Wonderful! My life is in your hands! I'll shoot myself! - There is no need for loud words, they shake the air, but not the interlocutor.

- Our father has caught a cold, the killer whale has caught a cold! Overbought. - Voted! Yes, our father did not catch a cold, but moved out of nowhere!

- Who did they model this from? - From both. My dad put it on, God forgive me. And my dad was an excellent ladies' man, blessed to his memory.

- Villager, do you have a grandmother? - No. - An orphan, that is.

- Lawless Heart. That's what the people say. - He's talking nonsense, your people. - The heart is the same organ as others... And it is subject to orders from above.

Sil vu ple, dear guests, strong vu ple... Zhe vu pri, avek plaisir... Lord forgive me, all the words jumped out of fear... Alexis, don’t they understand us at all?

- The statue has nothing to do with it! She is also an unhappy woman! She loves the Count!

- Stepan! Stepan, the guest’s carriage has broken down. - I see, master. The axle flew. And the knitting needles need to be changed... - How long will it take you to do it? - I’ll do it in a day. - How about two? - Well... We’ll do it in two. - And in five days? - If you try... you can do it in five. - How about ten? - Well, master, you set tasks... You can’t do it alone in ten days. Here you need an assistant. Homo sapiens...

- Stop! What are you doing?! Where did you take it?! - The lady told me to wash it. - Whom?! - Statue. - Put it back! Stop! Splash on me. Not this way! Slowly.

- It means that a certain landowner Kuzyakin shot himself. He put the pistol to his forehead, fired once - it misfired! Another shot - it misfired! Eh, he thinks, apparently it’s not fate! And exactly! He sold a pistol, but it was expensive, with stones. He sold the pistol, got drunk to celebrate... and then, drunk, fell into a snowdrift and froze... - He’s saying that everyone has their own deadline and there’s no need to rush it.

- Be ashamed. Here Margadon is a wild man. And I learned that. Margadon! - It’s always good to study, a girl should work, don’t spit in the well - it’ll come in handy.

- Sir, sir, sir! You're holding the bit wrong. Take it, elbow to the side... So lightly... - They are humiliating us, Jacob. Your blow, prince!

- Sir, is it true that your master has lived for two thousand years? “I can’t say for sure, lady.” But I only know one thing: in the 200 years that I have served him, he has not changed at all.

- I’m losing my former lightness! After dinner - mushrooms, after mushrooms - pancakes...

- Moreover, your body, my friend, is completely upset by the wrong lifestyle. The liver is sluggish, the heart is playing naughty... How you lasted two thousand years with him, I don’t understand! We need to stop with palmistry, my friend!

- Auntie, admit it, did something similar happen to you too? “If it were, I wouldn’t be sitting here as an old maid.” And then I also came across an admirer like you. The man was strong. I spent all my energy on poetry. He ruined my life.

- So you study Latin here instead of work? — Liberation es perpetum mobile.

“Are you conjuring love again, Giuseppe?”

- Do you have mint in Italy? - Well, where does mint come from in Italy? I saw their Italy on the map, boot with boot, and that’s it!

- I never have free minutes!

- Excuse me, sir, the materialization of sensory ideas is the most difficult task of scientific magic. It requires huge energy costs.

- Let's even the odds! Margadon! Load only one pistol. - Yes, mon signore! Alone, so alone!

- Fimka! Well, why are you standing there! Bring blancmange with jelly!

- Good man... - He stole the salt shaker. - And I didn’t disdain...

- Okay, Juzy. I will do everything you want. I will seduce, charm, kill. As long as you don't suffer.

- A person wants to be deceived, remember this. Everyone deceives everyone, but they do it too primitively. I alone turned deception into a high art, so I became famous.

- What are you saying, auntie? The river of life flows into Eternity. What does “perch” have to do with it? - I thought maybe you’d like fish soup. Well, no, no... And the noodles are good!

- What are you saying, auntie? They themselves taught: don’t open your mouth to someone else’s loaf! - Am I saying enough nonsense? And then, when a person loves, he does not listen to other people’s advice!

- Why are you delaying, sir? - You are a guest, you are supposed to shoot first.

- What do you propose? Recapture her from the Count?! - And at least fight it off. Beat it off! You, Alyosha, have gotten used to everything ready-made. I came up with, you know, an ideal, serve it to you on a platter! And reading other people’s poems is no great virtue! There, I suppose, your Petrarch - put his Laura on a horse, and only they were seen.

- Why do they work so hard every night?

—What does love for a woman mean compared to love for truth? The truth is that man is unhappy, heaven has turned away from him.

- Why does he keep scaring me? Why should I be scared? I have three life sentences.

― This song is about a poor fisherman who sailed from Naples into a stormy sea. And his poor girl waited on the shore, waited and waited until she got it. She threw off her last clothes and... also threw herself into the stormy sea. And the sowing abyss swallowed her up in one moment. In general, everyone died.

- This is Jazel. Frenchwoman. I recognized her. On the leg. - No, this is not Jazel! Jazel was a brunette, and this one is all white.

- This is amazing. When you leave the chase, you don’t think about anything else.

- Did you blab? - What are you saying, Master? I was dumb as a fish... - You're lying! - No. - And for this you will be a fish. Vile, slippery... - Yes, but they promised a cat... - Not worthy!

- What am I telling you about? About the meaning of life! Why does man live on earth? Tell! - How so immediately? And then - where does he live?... If here, in the Smolensk province, it’s one thing... But if in Tambov province, it’s another...

- I forgive you! - May God forgive, this is his concern, not yours!

- This is what I decided... I will think about Maria during the materialization. I will remember her face, eyes, shoulders, hands... And so on. - My dear. But what to think when all this is walking around in its natural form?

- I got it. You, sir, are a deceiver and a villain!

- I understand everything, Jacob. All newcomers to Russia will die near Smolensk.

- I knew that I would be misunderstood. - We knew about it. - Nobody believes in human nobility for a long time! - Not a single person... - What a pity!

- I seem to be at the wrong time... - You, sir, were born at the wrong time, and now what can you do... Come in!

- I can’t eat this! My head can't remember this!

- I fell in love with someone else! - I fell in love with someone else. When did you have time? - Is it a matter of time? Sometimes 2 minutes is enough, one look... And everything will turn over in your soul!

- I will guide this girl through the entire maze. And if at the end the fire of feelings flares up... It means that it was not God who lit it, but man. And therefore, we are equal.

“I have already awakened the element of energy flows, I have already interacted with the forces of magnetic substance. What, sir, have you come to the market?! Zodiac signs. Here are 24 cabalistic symbols. Here is the key, the gate and the seven spheres. Everything is already breathing and put into action.