Statuses about yourself beloved
Well, what girl doesn't love herself? Just very, very strange. It happens that you care for yourself, you cherish yourself, but there are not enough words to say something good. And I would like that.
Especially for such occasions and for such ladies, a special selection has been created for the very best. There is some humor here, and there is a point. For a variety of ladies, statuses are here. After all, every lady is unique, but not everyone can tell about it uniquely. And he can choose from the ready-made ones.
I wanted to become the best - they didn’t let me! I wanted to become the worst, but I couldn’t... I had to remain unique!
I'm the best! I walk and sow good things: now my wallet, now my keys...
I'm not arrogant - I'm just better than many.
I’m like a little girl… there are a lot of toys, but I need exactly the one that the other girl has….
This is my life, my ups and downs, my rake... I want to step on them, I want to go around them, but I want to dance!
I’m like a drug...with me you’ll die from an overdose, but without me you’ll die from withdrawal symptoms.
And I've never been good. I was, am and will be the best!
I always smile in life. Only for some sincerely, and for others out of spite.
I only listen to others to make sure I get things done my way.
Don't make a fool out of me. If necessary, I will pretend to be her myself.
Unperturbed. Cold-blooded. The diagnosis is correct – cynicism. When and where purchased? I don’t remember anymore... He remembers life.
I have a very patient character, like a cumulative discount system. The main thing is then not to fall under my distribution of bonuses.
You need to love and praise yourself. Don’t entrust such a responsible task to strangers!
It turned out that I am a goddess... Wherever I go, everywhere “Lord, you again!”
I have two flaws: I am very kind... and I hit without warning!
If you have a family, you willy-nilly believe in miracles
- Happy children are not those who do not need anything, but those who understand that they are children.
- Growing up, you realize that problems that do not concern your family are not such problems.
- I'm not afraid to open up at night: I know that they will hide me back.
- Nobody needs you the way you are. Apart from your family, of course...
- Be better. Exactly you. Why do you? Because this is exactly what you need.
- Do you want a quiet and peaceful family life? Well then you should definitely look for someone who is not a daring kid!
What is happiness? This is when his parents like you: statuses “I am the happiest”!
- As soon as you have a child, you stop looking for happiness. If only because there is no time.
- You need to build family happiness from the first days of your life together. Don't put it off until later!
- Remember that all happy families seem so only on the surface. Everyone has had problems.
- Please do not dissuade your mother that you are her best child.
- Now the time has come when I myself give advice to my mother. A little scary, to be honest...
- A happy mother is a woman who can be happy even though she cooks every day...
Beautiful “I’m happy” statuses for those girls who will be in a good mood today, no matter what.
- My happiness is worth a lot. But I'm glad that there is a little person for whom this is not a hindrance :3
- Anything can happen at your work, but your gait must be confident!
- The heels are so uncomfortable, but damn how beautiful they are!
- I love the days when my only problem is holding his arm or hand.
Holiday world
I once thought so when I was young. It seemed that this was the main thing, but it turned out that it was not.
I love myself, sweet, gentle, mischievous, a little careless, I love myself in different ways, even in the morning, awake, beautiful!
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I am unique and inimitable, I feel it, it’s invisible! I know this, I don’t forget and I repeat to myself endlessly:
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Sunshine, dear, very beautiful, I am beloved, simply awesome, Sweet, smart and interesting, my wonderful speech is heard as a song In a shining look - the rays of the sun, in a gentle voice streams whisper. The hair is wonderful, lush, long, the waist is thin, just aspen:
I always forgive my enemies and treat them with a little love. All people have their own problems, and my enemies also have me.
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I’m in a very useful mood today - you can send me alone to war, I’ll destroy everyone!
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Am I the only one who's crazy? First I yell at my cat, and then I spend the whole day petting him and apologizing?
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Ladies have their own immunity due to their age. And the passport mark does not interfere. We feel as old as our arrogance allows!
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My appearance is not an acquired taste. A blind amateur with paralysis of all nervous systems and limbs.
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My life is not like the saying “God protects those who are careful.” It’s more reminiscent of: “The barn and hut burned down.”
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I am ready for anything in life and optimism is my trait. I always have a swimsuit, vodka and a veil with me.
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- Imagine a modest, sweet, kind, good, and generally wonderful person. Introduced? So, this is Not Me.
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While I was wiping the mirror, I thought that I was the most economical person. Nevermind. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.
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My mother is a writer, my father is a candidate of sciences, and I was born beautiful and ruined both of them.
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I looked at myself in the mirror and was touched until I remembered that there was a Lopez poster on the mirror.
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- I adore myself, and he adores me, and I am delighted with me. In general, we live in perfect harmony.
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I'm different. For one, the former, for another - the future, for the third - loving, selfish and bitchy. This is me, but I am real.
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The main thing is to love your family, appreciate your friends, have enemies, feel the moment that passes unnoticed. In a word, let's enjoy life.
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I love myself, of course, stupidity. However, she is structured in such a way that she is full of sarcasm, but is kind to people. I know how to appreciate and thank for generosity. But most of all I want to love.
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I am so sweet, good, gentle, a little careless, mischievous, early, I am very beautiful.
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I look at myself and am surprised: she is pretty, smart and witty, but no one needs someone so beloved to see an ophthalmologist?
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- While some are waiting for fate to put a prince in their bed, I have been sleeping with the king for a long time.
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You think I'm strange because I'm not like everyone else, but I think you're strange because you're the same
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I hate it when someone watches me eat - I immediately try to eat gracefully and beautifully, but I will either choke or have tea pouring out of my nose.
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Yes I am. I sleep a lot, I take everything to heart. I quickly get used to people and get offended. But I'm sincere.
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I'm tall if I wear heels Kind if I don't make you angry Loving if you love Smart if you don't ask stupid questions
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- I can be charming I can be nasty I can be passion I can be sweet I can be hysterical I can be calm After all, I am a woman - this is typical for me!
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About myself: In the morning, when I woke up, I at least knew who I was, but I think from that time on I changed several times.
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You can’t be good for long because sooner or later they will make you bad
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I am such a greedy person that when I go to a barbecue with friends, I secretly eat “Mezim” - so that I can fit in more!
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While I was putting on makeup in front of the mirror this morning, I fainted five times from my beauty.
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- You can't understand me with your mind. My brain cannot be measured with a ruler. You just need to adore me, love, cherish and rave about me!
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I'm tired of playing, I'm tired of winning. I need to lose I want to love!
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Too many guys have told me: I wish I had met you sooner. Someone meet me on time already!
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Only a cheap woman knows the value of her heart, and I, with sparkling eyes, will answer: “I am priceless!”
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I was such a fool as heaven did not know, but she had a figure and awesome eyes!
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- No consistency. Or I'm hysterical. Or in the clouds. Airborne seizure I.
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I learned to find a way out of the most confusing situations! The only thing that amazes me is how I find the entrance there.
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I use bits and pieces of other personalities to form my own.
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They say that only when you're drunk do you understand who you really love... Bullshit! When I'm drunk, I love everyone!
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Just think, she cried for a long time, sitting on the tiled floor with a glass of cognac and a crystal ashtray in front of her. She left beautifully, with her head held high.
*** Among the things that really interest me, your opinion of me lies somewhere between the problems of migration of the long-eared owl and the peculiarities of taxation in the Congo.
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I want to be like “Masha and the Bear”: I’m so small, impudent and annoying, but he’s so big, strong, protects me and, no matter what, endures and will always be there!
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I grew up - this is when you go drunk into the kitchen at night in the trash to drink water and think: “What the fuck is a woman? If only I didn’t meet my mother!”
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I’m like a little kitten that needs to be taken by the scruff of the neck, placed on your lap and said: you’re mine now and I won’t let you go. And then I will lie down and purr gently.
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And, if I understand that you love me in different ways and sad, and crying, and in home clothes, and not just beautifully made up and dressed, then I will also marry you!
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Even as a child, I didn’t have a favorite bear to sleep with. I took all my toys to my bed one by one, so as not to offend anyone.
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The only man I will run after is the one who will shout to me: “Ma-a-a-am, catch up with me!”
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She has beautiful eyes, a kind heart, a complex character, with childish whims, and yet it’s hard to imagine life without her, i.e. without me
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And here I am - one of a kind! Those who are able to admire - admire, others can gnaw their elbows with envy and faint!
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I guess I just miss someone’s gentle hand, kind, loving look and power over the whole world
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A beautiful bitch - that's what her friends say, a ruthless bitch - that's what the guys think, an exemplary girl - that's what her parents hope.
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Vaguely, deep down, we know who we really are. This is what causes our sadness: we are not who we would like to be. 9
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I'm neither an angel nor a demon. And it's not ideal at all. Well, this is how it turned out. This is how the Lord created me! 12
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The screws in the head are deliberately not tightened, because they expect the person to tighten them for himself. 10
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I am my own boss. I want to get fat, I want to lose weight, I want to get sick, I want to go crazy and I don’t regret anything.
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My life is a train. In the best moments I control it. At worst - a passenger. And sometimes I feel like I’m lying on the rails.
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I was ready to love the whole world, no one understood me. So now I've learned to hate the whole world.
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He has intelligence and a cool character! I have stockings and a lace bra! He is ready to take risks and there is strength in his eyes! I have breasts. That's it, I won.
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The architect of his own happiness and the controller of his own destiny - wherever I say, he will turn there.
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Yes, I'm a bitch. I think it's rude. I am the queen, the rest are servants. My subscriber, catch my sounds. Those who are against die ski!
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In 2 days I realized that no matter what you drink, expensive whiskey or regular cognac, my head hurts the same.
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I'm like a chameleon. Sometimes sad and silent, sometimes serious and rude, sometimes calm and gentle, sometimes crazy and laughing until I drop.
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I admit that my most erogenous zone is my hands, and when there are a lot of green bills in them)
Expressions about being tired from work
How tired my work is of me!!! Asking for a weekend...
At work they ask you to leave your nerves at home... At home they ask you to leave your nerves at work... Crap!... Where to put your nerves... ???
I was so tired at work today, I changed so many things that when I came home I decided to take an example from the dust. She just lay down and lay there.
Take me to a place where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.
Reflex fatigue is when you get tired just thinking about work.
It’s not so much the work itself that’s tiring, but the thought of it.
Here fatigue is considered the measure of work...
Work was work, but no one canceled the fatigue.
Quotes about being tired of everything with meaning
How tired I am - Only God knows... Although I didn’t tell Him everything... But if He was able to believe in me... I’ll rest for the night... And that’s it - I’ll start over!
Tired. There is no need for these descriptions: from whom, why. Just tired. Very tired.
I can be seen, but inside I am empty.
There were days when I was full of strength, and there were no free minutes to cry. And only in the evenings, sitting alone, did I admit that I was firmly stuck in the grip of fatigue.
I’m tired of hiding behind a smile, How bitter it is to admit mistakes, What I myself believed in... And maybe it’s time to Slow down and catch my breath, Gain strength so as not to break...
No...I’m not looking for easy ways... But I’m already tired of walking along the broken road of my life...
I’m already so tired of everything: from people, from communication, from life... Damn, what will happen next, because I still have to live and live, but I’m already tired of living...
Feelings are tired, nerves are not made of steel... Time does not heal, time changes places...
TIRED! … I CAN’T DECIDE WHAT I WANT MORE: TO SLEEP OR CRY
Not apathy, not depression. And the fatigue...and everything just infuriates me.
The moment has come when you just want to lie down on the ground and grow moss.
That’s it, I’m tired of playing these stupid roles and I won’t perform an encore. Let's get the credits.
The big girl is tired... tired of everything... tired of everything...
I began to look at the globe more and more often..., especially at the areas of uninhabited islands...
Tired of everything. But there's nowhere to run. I would fall face down on the floor and lie there... lie...
Tired. There is no need for these descriptions: from whom, why. Just tired. Very tired.
