Aphorisms about morons

Quotes about idiots

Bridget Jones's Diary

“I think you like to make a complete fool of me every time we meet.” You are trying in vain - I already feel like an idiot almost constantly. Both with you and without you.

Clinic (Scrubs)

- What are you, an idiot? - No, sir. I'm a dreamer!

Futurama

There's something stuck inside her, and he's just an idiot. All lovers are like that.

The Diamond Arm

If a person is an idiot, then this will last a long time!

Max Fry. Big cart

“The horror is that I myself understand perfectly well that I’m behaving like an idiot.” But this doesn't change anything at all! “We’re all acting like idiots,” I said conciliatoryly. “It’s just that some especially gifted specimens know this about themselves, but everyone else doesn’t.” So welcome to the ranks of the intellectual elite.

Sherlock

Because you're an idiot. No, no, you don’t need to look at it like that, almost everyone around you is an idiot.

(You are an idiot. Not only you, almost all of you are idiots.)

Great Teacher Onizuka

He's just an idiot! Idiot! Or maybe even a moron.

Clinical idiots should stay in groups! One by one you will disappear.

Salvador Dali

Words exist to confuse. If a person cannot imagine a galloping horse on a tomato, he is an idiot!

The same Munchausen

Well, I can’t change because of every idiot!

Look who's come!

Of course, there is no point in telling a stupid person that he is stupid. He will not understand or accept this truth. Such statuses are designed to make him think about his actions once again, so as not to regret them later.

A low-income fool is a problem only for herself. Being rich is already dangerous for many.
How nice it is to chat with a stupid woman. You immediately seem very smart to yourself.
If any social program involved the free distribution of intelligence or the monetization of such benefits, then many would choose money.
Studying at a university will not make a fool smart.
Has anyone ever seen a silent silly girl?
You need to approach your boss as soon as he talks to some fool. Then, by contrast, you will seem to him a most valuable employee.
A smart woman needs to go through 7 circles of hell to become a boss. Stupid people get into leadership positions extremely easily and simply.
Since there is a country of fools, then, probably, somewhere there is also a country of fools.
An ugly dumbass is a simpleton and an ugly person. Beautiful - sweet chatterbox.
Boobies are usually very wasteful. This is exactly who the advertising is aimed at.
A skinny fool is no lighter than a fat one.
If you compare all the mistakes that any woman makes along the path of life, you will inevitably come to the conclusion that all ladies are fools.
Unreasonable people have a much more interesting life. For them, every day becomes new, full of incomprehensible and unknown.
Balda is firmly convinced that all paths are open to her. And they really open up for her. Conclusion: Don't think too long when you get a lucky break.
I wonder if it is an accident that the words “Life” or “Fate” are feminine. Maybe this is why there are so many unlucky and unhappy people on earth?

In our laboratory, beginners are tested on their knowledge of physics in this way: they take a Dewar flask with liquid nitrogen. And his temperature is -193 degrees. Put a rubber tube in there. After a few seconds it freezes, they take it out and hit it with a hammer. The pipe is in pieces! Then one person tilts the dewar, and the other washes his hands with this liquid. It's quite safe. A gas layer remains between the skin and liquid nitrogen, so the dirt freezes and is washed off, but your hands are intact. So one poor student, seeing this and not understanding anything, decided to show off. He gathered his friends, fellow “physics experts,” and bet that he would pee in a Dewar flask. He shoved his dick into the neck, but as soon as he started to piss, the liquid nitrogen boiled and splashed back out along with the frozen urine. The poor fellow's member instantly found itself in a crust of ice. He tried to pry it off, and plucked it off along with his penis. The member fell to the floor and broke. So they didn’t sew him back...

If there are young guys behind the wheel, they are more noticeable than others: The cheaper their cars are, the louder the music they make.

Morons are not able to analyze even their own insanity.

I sit in peace like a crucian carp.

I’m sitting in peace, a moron, a moron... I’m about to become a shooter! I shared tender sentiments with the wrong people, I tumbled somersaults in the haystacks with the wrong ones...

Oh, this wedding!

In family life, a stupid woman also creates many difficulties. A man chooses a beautiful girl for himself, but after a couple of years he discovers that he is living with an unattractive idiot. And then he writes sad statuses on the Internet.

Next to an unreasonable lady, a husband must look like an idiot. Otherwise, everyone will be surprised: “Where did he find her?”
A smart girl doubts her boyfriend to the end. The stupid woman is firmly convinced that he cannot live without her.
A fool is looking for a fool. But the paradox is that even a normal man often looks for a dunce as a mate.
Stupid women are willingly taken as wives. But for some reason there are no people willing to take the stupid ugly woman as their wife.
Many guys choose stupid people because they are sure that it will be more difficult for them with smart ones. Well, it will definitely be more difficult for an idiot with a smart one.
A normal girl weighs whether a man is serious about her. And the silly girl will immediately have an affair with him and even marry him. And then he walks around with a sad look and tells others that he has lost the love of his life. It was as if someone was forcing him to marry a fool.
If a man is faced with a choice: smart or simpleton, then there is no need to even ask who he will choose.
Many guys choose a beautiful, stupid woman, and then declare that they don’t even have anyone to talk to. I wonder what they were thinking about before the wedding?
The motto of the fools is: “He hits, that means he loves.”
If you want to get married, don't be smart.
Intelligence does not suit a beautiful woman.
There's a silly girl inside every girl. She appears when she likes a guy. And forgives him for any abomination. And then he tells her: “Don’t be a fool.”
A smart woman marries a good man. Balda is waiting for the prince on a white horse.
The candidate of philological sciences thought that she would die an old maid. But in the summer I went to a rest home, where I began to pretend to be an uneducated fool. Just 2 weeks later, relatives walked at her wedding.
A smart woman next to a smart man becomes even smarter. But stupid remains stupid. And it even gets stupider.
You're not a fool for believing a scoundrel. He is a fool for betraying your trust.
The meeting of 2 idiots is planned from above even before their birth.
It's easier with a fool. He barked at her and she fell silent. The smart one packed her things and left.
According to men, if a fool gave birth to a child out of wedlock, then the girl simply stumbled. If an intellectual woman has a baby without a husband, then she is an idiot.
Guys marry wonderful, charming fools. And then they wonder where a grumpy and nasty woman came from in their apartment, wearing out all his brains.
For some reason, they ask several times more from a smart girl than from a fool.
While a normal woman chooses a man for herself, a stupid woman will already have time to get divorced 3 times.
A person who marries a fool will have an unpleasant surprise in the future. The one who chooses a smart one will receive good news that his life next to her will become easier.

Of course, no one wants to offend anyone. Very often it is intelligent women who behave extremely ridiculously. Therefore, statuses about fools are intended for those who are not so stupid and are able to understand their not very smart behavior.

Quotes about idiots

Never argue with an idiot. First he will bring you down to his level, and then he will crush you with experience.

If they said “idiot” to you and you were offended, then you really are an idiot...

Words exist to confuse. If a person cannot imagine a galloping horse on a tomato, he is an idiot!

Only idiots believe that I follow the advice I give to others. Why on earth? I'm completely different from others.

Idiots are funny, that's why every village wants one.

Sometimes, it is better to remain silent and seem like an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

I'm not some thick-headed idiot like you! I'm an idiot who admits to the fact that he is an idiot!

Keep quiet, then you'll pass for smart

More often, of course, there are statuses about foolish women. But there are also plenty of representatives of the stronger sex who cannot be accused of being overly intellectual. It’s just that girls, unlike men, are conspicuous, trying not in the most reasonable way to stand out from the crowd.

Merciful people, when asked by a stupid woman: “Why did you call me that?”, answer: “Because.”
Instead of offending a person by telling him: “You are a fool,” it is better to say: “My God, what an unusual thought!” And think to yourself: “Too unusual.”
The more you talk about smart things, the easier it will be to be branded a fool later.
Why are stupid people usually so sociable?
When a poor woman talks nonsense, everyone laughs. When a rich man speaks nonsense, everyone gasps respectfully.
Do you want to meet a fool? Go to a dating site. There are options for every choice and taste.
Sometimes people live next to a smart person for years and do not know about his talents. But if there is a fool nearby, he will instantly notify everyone around him of his absurdities.
A smart woman thinks about her words in advance. The fool is sure that nothing bad will happen if she thinks about them tomorrow.
The most unpleasant thing is that any fool is absolutely sure that she is smart. And he tries to show his genius to others. And they listen and don’t know what to say.
People are looking for intelligent interlocutors, but they constantly come across sociable idiots.
The strange thing is that both intelligence and stupidity are equally annoying.
Stupidity is acceptable in a young girl, but an unreasonable adult woman is a punishment for society.
An intelligent woman is shy, hesitates, and refuses to express her opinion. But the idiot categorically molds everything that comes to her mind.
Wisdom does not always go hand in hand with age. Sometimes old age comes alone.
Where did the idea come from that fools are usually kind? After all, everyone around us suffers from evil and stupid women who constantly get involved in scandals.
Don't argue with a fool. She usually has a much better tongue than any smart one. A kind of compensation for the lack of brains.
You shouldn't boast about your education. It is possible that for someone you are a dunce.
Stupidity is life-threatening! And not only for its bearer.
Why is it that fools strive to teach, criticize and punish everyone?
You should not have long conversations with an unreasonable woman. Lack of intelligence, like chickenpox, is contagious.
Durynda is not the one who doesn’t know what to say. Durynda is the one who declares: “Quiet! I know how to do it!”

Quotes about idiots

To outplay an idiot, you have to think like an idiot!

Motivation alone is not enough: if you have an idiot and you motivate him, you will end up with a motivated idiot.

I'm not a feminist. It's just that until now I've only come across idiots.

Olga Gromyko, Andrey Ulanov. Plus to Minus

I don't like being an idiot without even knowing it. I have to be aware in order to enjoy my idiocy, take pictures...

I don't understand voluntary idiocy.

Imagine that you are an idiot, and imagine that you are a member of Congress; however, I repeat myself.

Let go of idiots and clowns from your life. The circus must tour.

Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya

Most people are idiots - quote

The majority opinion is always wrong, because most people are idiots.

God, how difficult life was for Einstein - there were so many idiots around.

Those who use fools are fools themselves. But fools who allow themselves to be used are complete idiots!

A smart person must constantly remember that he is surrounded by idiots and take appropriate action.

Olga Gromyko, Andrey Ulanov. Cosmobiolukhi

It seems that I will increase the number of happy idiots by one person. And rightly so: there should be more happy idiots than us unhappy idiots.

The country of unafraid idiots - quote

When technology replaces face-to-face communication, we will get a generation of idiots.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

I am timid in front of nonentities, idiots, brutes who stand immeasurably below me mentally and morally.

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov. Three years

Because of you two, I'm ashamed to be called an idiot!

In two public places, only idiots clap. In the cinema and on the plane when it lands.

What do we want from an idiot? Being below the norm is his job. He does not come into conflict with the era: As the century grows smaller, the idiot grows smaller...

Leonid Filatov. Love for Three Oranges

How comfortable it is to recognize yourself as a fool next to a recognized idiot!

Gennady Efimovich Malkin. A thought cannot be invented

Quotes about idiots

There is no worse misfortune in the world than an idiot who has seized power.

No, you won’t find a more difficult job than being a jester in front of an idiot!

Idiots sometimes have brilliant ideas, and geniuses sometimes have stupid ideas.

When there is too much idiocy, it becomes the norm.

Everything has its own - for the eye - gilding. But the appearance of an idiot is disgusting to my heart, And I cannot understand stupidity!

An idiot's dream, usually looks like the neighbor's wife.

And only on television all kinds of idiots and those who are avid for freebies are called “gullible citizens.”

If an annoying fan is pestering you on the Internet, there is a way to get rid of him. The next time he asks an idiotic question like “what are you wearing?” write “mortgage, robbery and house arrest.”

Only an idiot could guess in the questionnaire to answer the question “The oldest member of the family” - “grandfather’s”!

Objectivity is simply mass subjectivity, and it is as real as mass idiocy.

If there are so many idiots around, it means someone needs it.

Smile, the boss loves idiots.

If you think those who have more money than you are idiots, then you yourself are an idiot.

An idiot is a person who is not aware of his capabilities.

A sign of idiocy is addressing the murderer in the same name.

It looks like our HR manager has found a mine of idiots and is successfully developing it...

I don't like my subordinates! They constantly hint to me that I'm a complete idiot, as if I don't understand it!

We haven't been praised by idiots for a long time!

Are you offended by being called a complete idiot? Lose weight!

Don't think that you are a partial idiot!

The qualifications of plumbers are constantly improving. Every new plumber always asks, “What idiot did this to you?”

Who should I introduce myself so as not to be mistaken for an idiot?

The bullet is stupid, and the grenade is generally an idiot.

In the army they will make a real idiot out of any fool.

You just complement each other perfectly. He is a cheerful idiot, you are a serious fool.

As long as you don't get into an argument with a fool, you won't feel like an idiot.

Beauty or brains?

For some reason, it is generally accepted that all beautiful women are not very gifted with intelligence. In fact, not all of them are stupid. It’s just that it’s unreasonable girls who chase fashion and commit ridiculous violence against their natural beauty in beauty salons.

The smart woman is nowhere to be seen. Everyone sees the fool.
I manage to lose excess weight, but it is difficult to get rid of stupidity.
Previously, they organized beauty contests. Now it's time to announce a competition for the biggest eccentric.
In winter, a fool is immediately visible. When it's -20 outside, she walks proudly without a hat, shaking her hair.
Smart girls are all different. Stupid people are like 2 peas in a pod.
Go to any expensive cosmetics store. Fools just swarm there.
Many people don't pay attention to an intelligent woman, but it's hard not to notice a stupid one.
Fools are not the best, but the most beautiful half of humanity.
An intelligent girl may not care about her appearance, but a stupid girl must be beautiful. Otherwise there will simply be no point in its existence.
It's interesting that it's the dumbass who calls everyone around him unreasonable. A smart lady will endlessly search for meaning in the words of an absurd person.