Aphorisms, quotes and funny phrases about autumn will surely cheer you up, even if it is very cold, and dreams of summer seem absolutely illusory.
We invite you to have fun reading funny quotes and aphorisms about autumn in poetry, prose, as well as funny quotes about autumn and women. And even if it is still rainy and gloomy, winter will soon be snow-white, beautiful and cheerful.
Autumn has come to us - a red-haired girl
Funny quotes and aphorisms about autumn in verse
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Autumn sadness has arrived, vitamins will not help here! Only “hugs”, hot tea and “kisses” will help.
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Summer ends, autumn begins. Business as usual, life goes on!
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Autumn has come... There's a vacant lot outside the window... I'm tired of everything - I'll go to the monastery! Just haven’t decided which one yet?! I should go to the women's room, but I'm drawn to the men's...
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If there is a crane in the sky and a tit in the hands, It means... autumn has come to us - a red-haired maiden. Rozbitskaya Natalya
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- I love you, autumn!!! - And I love you!
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My autumn depression is driving me to the point of exhaustion. Some people have school and a session, and I have attacks of irritation.
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When the rain hits the roofs and the wind tears umbrellas out of our hands, the cats will warm me with their warmth...
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I hear the cry of birds flying away... With a round dance of the autumn waltz... I would like to go to heaven, such a “bizk” these days! But the broom managed to break...
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The sun is shining lazily at full heat - It’s autumn that has arrived.
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Autumn burst in with crazy winds... Torrential rains... Cold days... Sleepless nights... Yellow leaves... Strange thoughts...
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Under the blanket I'm dry and warm rustling with Autumn candy out of spite.
Alexander Pushkin
It's a sad time! charm of the eyes! Your farewell beauty is pleasant to me - I love the lush decay of nature, the forests dressed in crimson and gold, in their canopies the sound of the wind and fresh breath, and the skies are covered with wavy darkness, and the rare ray of sun, and the first frosts, and the distant threats of gray winter. And every autumn I bloom again; The Russian cold is good for my health; I again feel love for the habits of life: One by one sleep flies away, one by one hunger finds; The blood plays easily and joyfully in the heart, Desires are boiling - I am happy and young again, I am full of life again - such is my body (Please forgive me the unnecessary prosaism).
State Museum-Reserve of A. S. Pushkin “Mikhailovskoye”. Pskov region. Photo: www.russianlook.com
Autumn is approaching, but spring is in my head...
Cool quotes and aphorisms about autumn in prose
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In autumn, birds and people fly to warmer regions. The former are called by nature, the latter by cheap tours.
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Trees are also fashionistas - every autumn season they take off what they will never wear again.
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What a blessing that I am already past that age when you look forward to autumn with horror... BACK TO SCHOOL!
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Autumn weather forecast: if almost all your friends are online in contact, it means it’s raining, it’s very cold and it’s better not to go outside.
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If you are lost in the forest and there is no compass. Wait until autumn - the birds will fly south.
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I love autumn only because when you put on a jacket you don’t have to pull in your stomach anymore!!!
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Autumn depression is gaining momentum. It's becoming increasingly difficult to wish well to the idiot whose car threw mud at you.
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In the fall, my sleepy appearance gave rise to a desire among my colleagues to constantly drink me black coffee... I cheered me up so much that if I drink just one more cup, my third eye will definitely open!
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Hello, autumn! Hello one hundred and eighty-five clothes that prevent you from walking, breathing, or living!
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Hello, how are you at work? Like in the sky in autumn. Joint after joint... Joint after joint...
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In the fall, the fashion is set by the one who woke up before everyone else, because everyone looks out the window and sees someone walking in a jacket, yeah, I’ll go in a jacket too.
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- I need to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee... - There will be a bath for you, there will be coffee for you, there will be poop and tea. Let's go to the boss!!! From the film “The Diamond Arm”
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Autumn is not a bad time, on the contrary, it is kind. And the cold one is deliberately so that people hug more in order to warm up.
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If you put the first letters of the autumn months together, what comes out is exactly what I will miss throughout them.
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Autumn is punctual... Well, hello, come in, since it has arrived... A shower of gold, or something...
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In the fall, under three blankets and in fleece socks, you realize that the most pleasant sound in the world is the sound of the murmur of water from the batteries starting up. But this cherished sound is still a long way off... Larisa Fomina-Yokhelson
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Autumn rules. There are fewer leaves and fun - more excess weight and more thoughts.
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Most of all this fall I want to hear three main words: “They gave us heating.”
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A routine check of the pockets of warm clothes in the fall often leads to unplanned profits!
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Autumn is a true season of freedom: instead of being green, the leaves can choose between yellow, red, brown, orange!
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Autumn is when animals look for food to fatten up for the winter, and for humans it is a time when they look for someone to sleep with on a cold night.
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Look at the rainy autumn weather through the eyes of your umbrella - he really wants to go out into the world and parade among his colorful relatives!
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If you lubricate the roof of your house with condensed milk in the fall, then in the spring it will be much more pleasant to suck on the icicles!
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Doctor, I'm allergic to autumn. I cover myself with a blanket and sleep all the time...
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Or maybe autumn was created in orange tones for this reason, so that we could feel light, warm and generally... purrfect!
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I want it to be Indian summer first, then Grandfather’s, then Mom’s, then Dad’s... well, in general, so that there will be summer before spring!
Short sayings about autumn, love and relationships
I love autumn, although I don't like the cold. But it is precisely at this time that nature reminds me how important it is to appreciate warmth.
Autumn always and everywhere complicates everything. Both in life and in relationships.
It's damp outside, the sky is crying, the sun is not warming: everything is so black and white... I wonder why? Maybe because it's autumn? No, you’re just not around... Autumn makes words warmer, kisses stronger, and love... Love does not depend on the time of year.
Autumn has touched you and me too... It’s cold without you, it’s cool with you... There’s no longer that warmth that warmed us from the inside...
Autumn is that time of year when you start to feel sad, but with the first snow you realize again that life is beautiful.
In the spring the heart makes mistakes, but in the fall it sums up the results.
You need to leave pleasantly and barely audible, like the rustling of leaves in October.
Love! In winter from the cold, in summer from the heat, in spring from the first leaves, in autumn from the last: always from everything.
Love has its own laws of development, its own ages, just like human life. It has its own luxurious spring, its hot summer, and finally, autumn, which for some is warm, bright and fruitful, for others cold, rotten and barren.
In autumn you can become a concentration of warmth and love.
Every moment of autumn contains a piece of something beautiful.
It's already autumn. And in the fall you shouldn’t be alone. Surviving autumn is hard enough as it is.
Who can tell when summer turns into autumn. And who can notice the moment when love grows cold?
Autumn is like that moment in a relationship when the relationship is no longer there.
Autumn is when animals look for food to fatten up for the winter, and for humans it is a time when they look for someone to sleep with on a cold night.
On a cloudy autumn morning, it would be better not to get out of bed, sleep and dream, and after getting enough sleep, ask your loved one for a cup of hot coffee right in bed.
You stand, breathe in the frosty, refreshingly prickly air, and your soul is so quiet... This is autumn.
Konstantin Balmont
And again autumn with the charm of rusty leaves, ruddy, scarlet, yellow, gold, the silent blue of lakes, their thick waters, the agile whistle and take-off of tits in the oak groves. Camel piles of majestic clouds, The faded azure of the cast skies, All around, the dimension of steep features, The ascended vault, at night in starry glory. Who is drunk in emerald blue dreams in the summer hour, yearns at night. The whole past appears before him with his own eyes. The surf beats quietly in the Milky Stream. And I freeze, falling to the center, Through the darkness of separation, my beloved, from you.
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Autumn morning
There was a noise; The field pipe announced my solitude, And with the image of my mistress, the last dream flew away. The shadow of the night has already rolled down from the sky. The dawn has risen, the pale day is shining - And all around me there is dull desolation... She is no longer there... I was at the shores, Where my dear walked on a clear evening; On the shore, in the green meadows, I did not find any barely visible traces left by her beautiful foot. Wandering thoughtfully in the depths of the forests, I pronounced the name of the incomparable; I called her - and the lonely voice of the Empty Valleys called her into the distance. He came to the stream, attracted by dreams; Its streams flowed slowly, the unforgettable image did not tremble in them. She's gone!.. Until sweet spring I said goodbye to bliss and to my soul. Already with autumn's cold hand the heads of birches and lindens are bare, She rustles in the deserted oak groves; There, day and night, a yellow leaf swirls, There is fog on the chilled waves, And an instant whistling of the wind is heard. Fields, hills, familiar oak forests! Keepers of sacred silence! Witnesses of my melancholy, fun! You are forgotten... until sweet spring!
Nikolay Nekrasov
Glorious autumn! Healthy, vigorous Air invigorates tired forces; The fragile ice lies on the chilly river, like melting sugar; Near the forest, as if in a soft bed, you can sleep - peace and space! The leaves have not yet had time to fade, They are yellow and fresh, like a carpet. Glorious autumn! Frosty nights, Clear, quiet days... There is no ugliness in nature! And kochi, And moss swamps, and stumps - Everything is fine under the moonlight, I recognize my native Rus' everywhere... I quickly fly along cast-iron rails, I think my thoughts...
Photo: Shutterstock.com / S.Borisov
Ivan Bunin
The autumn wind rises in the forests, moves noisily through the thickets, plucks off dead leaves and carries it joyfully in a mad dance. As soon as he freezes, falls down and listens, he waves again, and behind him the Forest hums, trembles - and Leaves rain down like golden rain. It blows like winter, frosty blizzards, Clouds float in the skies... Let everything that is dead and weak perish and return to dust! Winter blizzards are the forerunners of spring, Winter blizzards must bury the dead under the cold snow when spring arrives. In dark autumn, the earth is covered with yellow foliage, and under it the vegetation of shoots and herbs slumbers, the juice of life-giving roots. Life begins in mysterious darkness. Its joy and death Serve the imperishable and unchangeable - the Eternal beauty of Being!
Painting “On the veranda. Autumn". Stanislav Zhukovsky. 1911 Photo: www.russianlook.com
Quotes about autumn from foreign writers
Foreign classics and ordinary writers were also inspired by the autumn period. This is probably the time of year when your soul becomes truly calm and peaceful.
“Autumn is like a hot dinner, when everything that you didn’t want to look at in the morning is eaten with appetite. And her world was entering its best time, just when the time had come to leave it.” Harper Lee
“Autumn has come, a wonderful, cool time, everything changes color and fades.” Knut Samsun
“—So bright, so uncompromising, she came and threw everything off herself. - You're lucky with the woman. “I’m talking about autumn.” Rinat Valiullin
“... By the way, the flowers of autumn are more colorful and luminous than those of summer, and they die earlier...” Erich Maria Remarque
“Autumn is the second spring, when every leaf is a flower.” Albert Camus
“Autumn is the last, most delightful smile of the year.” William Cullen Bryant
Fyodor Tyutchev
There is a sweet, mysterious charm in the lightness of autumn evenings: The ominous shine and variegation of trees, the languid, light rustling of crimson leaves, the misty and quiet azure above the sadly orphaned earth, and, like a premonition of descending storms, the gusty, cold wind at times, damage, exhaustion - and on everything there is that gentle smile of withering, Which in a rational being we call the Divine modesty of suffering.
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