Circus, circus, circus - This is a fabulous sparkling tent. Circus, circus, circus - This is a juggler playing rings, This is the sad roar of striped tigers, This is music and the light of spotlights.
Chorus: Love the circus, circus, circus And come to the circus more often. Circus, circus, circus - This is a magician who works miracles. Circus, circus, circus - These are the surprised eyes of childhood, These are colorful flying balls, These are strongmen bending horseshoes.
Circus, circus, circus - These are horses dancing the waltz. Circus, circus, circus - This is a clown who managed to make us laugh, These are bold jumps under the dome, These are hot claps from the audience.
Circus, circus, circus - This is an acrobat doing a somersault. Circus, circus, circus - This is an eternal holiday for adults and children, This is strength, this is dexterity, this is work, And, believe me, the path to victory is very steep.
Love the circus, circus, circus And come to the circus more often.
Plyatskovsky M.
*****
The circus is the most wonderful thing in the world! Circus - children love it! Come to the Circus and visit us quickly! You will have fun at the Circus!
Khudenkova Dasha
*****
The circus is a world with special people, And there is no such planet in the universe, Where there is so much courage and love, And the risk - why - does not require an answer.
Danger, pain here is just work, Beautiful, like Raphael’s paintings. There are no fools here and they don’t lie here, giving all your strength without sparing!
My world is a playpen! And here is my beginning, Although there is no beginning or end in the arena. And we are all here, at our pier And our hearts beat loudly in unison
And in each there is strength, and love, and happiness. And how many relatives and familiar faces there are here. Call the trumpet, harbinger of distant journeys! And this is strength, love and happiness!
And I’m happy that the circus is my home. As they say, I was born in sawdust. I am connected with him both by business and by fate. Got engaged to playpen before birth
And I will remain with him forever until the end, Passing on the business by inheritance. And again the hearts of my, yours and circus childhood beat in unison!
Borovik E.
*****
I'll go to the circus with my mother, I'll have fun. There will be clowns in the circus, and trained animals. Clowns will make us laugh. And the animals will make you wonder.
*****
We're going to the circus today! In the arena today again with the trained Bear Tamer Uncle Vova.
The circus goes numb with delight. I want to laugh, holding on to my dad, But the Bear doesn’t dare to growl, He just sucks his paw in a funny way,
He takes himself by the scruff of the neck, bows to the children with importance. How funny it is at the circus with Uncle Vova and the Bear!
Agniya Barto
*****
The conductor waved his hand, the music in major roared, And the drum struck again, And the drum struck again, And everyone took their seats!
Still the same dome and facade, And every viewer is glad to see, The lights of familiar lanterns, And a pair of rearing horses!
My old circus, my love, My old circus, was born again, And the singers will stop singing, Where, where, has the circus gone!
My old circus is dark again, My old circus, Tsvetnoy Boulevard, My old circus from childhood dreams, My destiny, my love!
Gymnasts and strongmen are coming, Jugglers are throwing balls, And it’s high time for everyone to understand, That our life is a game, a game, The eyes of the spotlight are blinding.
The faces of the kids are shining, They have a smile from ear to ear, But I don’t hide my tears, The circus continues, friends!
My old circus, my love, My old circus was born again, And the singers will stop singing, Where, where, has the circus gone!
My old circus is dark again, My old circus, Tsvetnoy Boulevard, My old circus from childhood dreams, My destiny, my love! My destiny, my love!
Yury Nikulin
*****
The circus is fun, funny, everyone laughs oh-ho-ho! We come here with friends to laugh with you. A clown is dancing in front of us, singing songs, making faces. He is funny and lively, and now he is the dearest.
*****
At the circus, to everyone's surprise, they give a performance: A trained camel performs in the arena! It’s not easy to become an acrobat if you’ve been hunchbacked since childhood. But there are no barriers to perseverance, Even if you are hunchbacked! After a long training, He walks along the rope And deftly throws Forty multi-colored dishes... He spins them quickly on his hump - The dishes fly up like sparks... Labor made a real artist out of a camel!
Andrey Usachev
*****
If you came to the circus, you will improve your mood! The circus is full of interesting things, and you will definitely find it funny!
*****
We'll go to the circus together, There's no more fun place It's noisy there, It's not sad The clown will blink back at us The athlete sends greetings to everyone, It's not difficult for us to remember childhood, And there's no stone in the heart But for the little animals, cats, mice, Monkeys and monkeys, llamas , Tigers, goats, bears, Maybe in the future frogs - Everyone has a place in the circus - there is! The main thing is not to eat them.
*****
A clown in a ring of fire... The laughter is vile, like leprosy, And on the plaster face are two eyes burning with pain.
The clang of the orchestra; whistling and knocking. It’s as if everyone is concerned about drowning out the shameful sound of wet, lashing slaps.
Like a fire, a moving circle... People are animals, people are reptiles, Like a hundred-eyed, evil spider, Weaving their glances into rings.
Everything is noisy, everything is colorful... I would like to evoke again the Image of the pale, sick, Graceful Pierrot...
In the moonlight with a mandolin, He sings in his window the Song of Passion to the swan Columbine and the moon.
The laughter is vile, like leprosy; Clown in a ring of fire. And on the plaster face, two eyes burning with pain...
Maximilian Voloshin
*****
What is a circus without a woman, just look - How can kings manage without a queen? And then the woman took off, as if in orbit, showing the route for interplanetary ships.
Once again there is a woman in the arena, as if on the attack, And again the circus dome trembles slightly from the applause. And even the word “courage”, as the first sign of courage, seriously belongs to them in half with men.
And the word “circus” means a circle, And the word “circle” is a change of life, And how much joy there is around it, - The arena will gather everything for us.
Yuri Vizbor
*****
The circus has come to us. Hooray! Have fun kids, take away the animals, circus acrobats, clowns and bullies, They are happy to meet you!
*****
There's another attraction at the circus. Tigers, elephants, acrobats and athletes perform... Buy tickets quickly!
Rare talents await you - circus performers and musicians. Here the artists are animals, people, and no one will be bored!..
There is bright light in the arena, There are no empty seats in the hall. The clown came out - what fun! Everyone is dying of laughter.
The acrobat is so beautiful! But it’s dangerous under the dome, and even upside down. The spectator froze, barely alive.
Fleet-footed horses race dashingly around the site, and ace horsemen perform tricks on them.
Here is a riddle for people - A magician and a sorcerer: He showed an empty bag - In a moment there is a cockerel!
All commands are deftly and quickly performed by lion-artists, Monkeys, tigers, cats... Let's clap everyone's hands
For the pleasant excitement, for the talent and for the skill!.. The circus is everywhere, all over the planet. Adults and children love it!
Toropchina Zinaida
*****
With pupils frozen in brilliance, In the azure empty heights, Elastically, swaying, with jolts, she slid along the string.
And the violin sang mysteriously, And thousands of gazes fixed on Where the Empty azure heights flickered and hissed,
Where some compressed force vibrated the string, whistling, Where a Naiad, a lunatic, a child glided quietly over the abyss.
Ivan Bunin
*****
From the heavenly scenes, every evening for an encore, The stars seem to appear on stage, And here in color, in the twilight of the night, Miracles happen at this hour. Night Tsvetnoy Boulevard, Well, you have become the same, As if a good magician touched you with his hand, Night Tsvetnoy Boulevard, With a movement that is not careless, He managed to make it so that the old circus woke up! My magical boulevard, For beloved couples, And they come from everywhere, It is them, young and old, that the Old Circus invites to a miracle. Night Tsvetnoy Boulevard, Well, you have become the same, As if a good magician touched you with his hand, Night Tsvetnoy Boulevard, With a movement that is not careless, He managed to make it so that the old circus woke up! That the old circus has woken up!
Yury Nikulin
*****
In front of you - you know what? Toy circus tent. Now the monkeys will beat the drums, and out comes - do you know who?
A monkey is hanging on its tail. And she is originally African. Although her height is small, But her tail is Longer than the monkey itself.
And this is our Fool Butt. And he calls himself that. And we call Him a parrot. Our Popka is not a fool at all
Vasily Vasilyevich, clown. You will soon find out who he is. At the sight of dogs, He will hunch over so that you will immediately understand who he is.
But the acrobat is Matryoshka. While she's still a baby. But the time will come, She will grow up - And become Matryoshka Matryoshka.
Our donkey, just like a living one, can nod its head. Tell him: “Hello, Big Eared Buddy!” - And he will nod his head.
And this is a saddled horse. Just touch him by the reins, Faster than a bird, A beautiful saddled horse will rush around in a circle.
Here are two bear acrobats named Misha and Fedya. Let's see now how Furry Misha and Fedya start dancing.
And this is our hedgehog magician. If you invite him to the Christmas tree, the unscrupulous hedgehog will string all the apples from the tree onto his needles.
This is a taxi car, and who is driving it, ask. Her passenger is a circus monkey, and her poodle is a taxi driver.
Here's a little stuffed elephant. Although he is small, he is very strong. He is not yet old, But he will become older, Perhaps he will grow up.
Now we'll get some toys. Hares and frogs jump. The goat and the ram will beat the drum and the toys will dance together.
Samuel Marshak
*****
It's always fun at the Circus! We have friends in the Circus! Hurry and join us at the Circus! Both parents and kids!
Khudenkova Dasha
*****
Laughing, bright, Wonderful, groovy, With multi-colored lights, dressed up with balls
Great show. Which to everyone's surprise came, stomped, slapped, came.
Here are wonderful musicians wearing big green bows. Jugglers, acrobats, flying on ropes.
Dogs, cats, bears, Lions, tigers and monkeys, And next to them is an elephant - a strongman and a champion.
The fakir swallows the sword! That's courage and bravery! And the clown gives laughter, smiles and success!
And the children will clap on the circus planet for at least twenty-three hours in a row. Oh Circus! You are a fabulous parade!
Ragulina Svetlana
*****
Everyone is laughing and balloons are being inflated by cheerful dwarfs and firecrackers are exploding like fireworks. The circus has arrived and everyone is smiling. In this circus we are all spectators. We are all animals and tamers. And everything here is painfully familiar to us. In this circus we feel like we are at home. Everything here is simple and very mysterious And the clown laughs fitfully Because the gymnast fell, But he wanted to do a somersault for us. We all gathered here for a reason. And it’s no longer a secret, That in this circus we are all clowns, And the gymnast’s legs are broken. We all grew up in this circus, and we came up with only one thought: Everyone thinks about one thing: “Well, how can you not become an elephant in this circus.” But everyone wants to become magicians. And they shout and wave flags, But they are ordinary spectators - Station guards. Acrobats and sword swallowers, tightrope walkers and snake charmers, tightrope walkers and strongmen, Lilliputians and stuntmen. In this circus everything is relative And we laugh without expression. Because everyone is concerned, so as not to be left on the sidelines.
Vitas
*****
Circus is the best fairy tale, the best dream! Believe in your dream and be with it always! Not only children love to dream, adults also need to visit the circus!!!
*****
Parade-alley, there are no chairs or seats in sight! The orchestra was strumming the march - and suddenly, all in black, the Sprekhstalmeister spectacularly appeared and shouted about today's carpet.
There is a powerful black elephant in the arena - He showed them his non-Russian temper. I used to be sure that he was the Head of animals and jugglers.
I was wrong: a lackey with a whip walked with him, fed him, caressed him, climbed in to kiss him and whispered in his ear... About what?! I immediately began to doubt the elephant.
Then the elephant did something like pa - With contempt, and was taken away somewhere. And all kinds of shantrap climbed - In the face of people, singers and acrobats.
Three young men jumped out - At the same time they subjected everyone to torment - But a peasant came out, one of the insolent ones, And he removed them from the stage with a clever trick.
Then, when someone there was squeezing People with their legs, chest and arms, - That little man amused the whole circus with some kind of incomprehensibility with balls.
He kept reaching for something, putting something down, Grabbing at everything - I realized: this is the job! The whole trick was that he was grabbing something wrong - He was probably making fun of someone.
Having removed him - he was tipsy - the Arena was occupied by a host of tightrope walkers... Well, that's it, it's time to end the parade alley of the Kovernykhs! Give us carcasses, give us artists!
Vladimir Vysotsky
*****
A traveling circus has arrived for children's joy. In the singing and in the ringing, everything in it is as in the present: The gymnast flies, And the horse gallops, The fox jumps into the fire, The dogs learn to count, The pony comes out to ride them. The monkey hurries to the mirror, And the clown makes the audience laugh. At the end, a sorcerer comes out and in front of all the people, out of nothing, out of the void, Living, takes out flowers, then, as if for a game, throws balls into the audience. The children's eyes sparkle, ...And doves fly into the sky!
*****
In the arena of the booth, with a wild hurricane wind, Circus horses rush as if in pursuit.
They will show you horse riding, Courage, agility and dexterity. Dashing riders. Daring guys.
There are elephants here, there are also camels. Sorcerers and snake people. The magician will blow your head off and present it to you on a platter.
I'm looking at this dish My head! Where? I look around as if in a dream No, no! Mine is on me!
Sea lions and seals Without negligence and laziness, they play basketball and count the points.
Change of faces in an instant They love this place There is always laughter and screaming And its name is circus.
*****
Circus. Arena. Tigers in a cage Acrobats are caught by a net Kuklachov ordered the cats So that everyone should be like a lion. And kept his distance from all the magicians. In the hall, let Emil Kio look for the puppets from the professional grids. Let this fakir saw them, surprise the hall and the world, and don’t touch the cats...
Vasetskaya Oksana
*****
When the season of good luck ends, And the wind, like posters, tears the last sheets of hope, When it turned out this way and not otherwise, That means it’s time to take off the makeup And reconsider the clothes.
Chorus: Just my life is a playpen, a white circle illuminated from all sides, Just my life is a playpen, Doomed to treachery and love, The twilight wind is fresh, Give me love, give me, Just my life is a playpen, Well, you are my friend, it seems to me, a spectator .
When I started my life again, It would have mountains and seas, Well, and a little success, It would have you and me, and the sound of pine trees, And the rest will wait, And the rest is not in a hurry for me.
Chorus: Just my life is a playpen, a white circle illuminated from all sides, Just my life is a playpen, Doomed to treachery and love, The twilight wind is fresh, Give me love, give me, Just my life is a playpen, Well, you are my friend, it seems to me, a spectator .
And yet I look at you with hope, Although this is all naive, I understand this clearly, And yet I heed that hope. Because I love you very much, as I have never loved you before.
Chorus: Just my life is a playpen, a white circle illuminated from all sides, Just my life is a playpen, Doomed to treachery and love, The twilight wind is fresh, Don’t give me hopes, don’t give me, Just my life is a playpen, Well, you are my friend, it seems to me , viewer.
Yuri Vizbor
*****
In the first row I sit, And I look at the clown. Then the acrobats came out and started jumping - yikes! The magician took off his hat and took out a rabbit. Everything at the circus was wonderful, educational and interesting!
*****
In the circus arena, at exactly eight o'clock, a young gymnast is doing a somersault, and outside it is autumn, the wind is blowing leaves across the asphalt.
The withered leaves are swept into heaps by the Janitors with their usual dexterity. In the arena, a mighty giant, like a feather, catches two pounds.
The tired trainer puts his head into the lion's mouth with caution, And the neglected grove, Painted with faded yellow paint, is sad.
The lion, inhaling the smell of grease and some kind of alcoholic mixture, Suppresses his animal instinct, Even though he hasn’t eaten meat for a whole month.
And the fakir with a saw, dull and rusty, saws his assistant indifferently. The audience shouts to the fakir: “Bravo!” And he doesn’t need it at all.
The magician is persistently preoccupied with thoughts - How to actually saw this bitch!?.. Golden autumn! The circus came to us for two weeks.
*****
The ring is burning with fire, Leo jumps over it. But the lion is not afraid, After all, he is used to it. A bear rides a bicycle, he won't get any bumps. He is trained, he can ride night and day. There are many different animals in the circus, funny and brave. I’m always ready to go to the circus and talk about their animals.
*****
Hello! Let's start the rides! Here are the champion acrobats. The athlete is an artist, the arena is a stage. And a clown is an athlete's best friend.
Gymnasts were revered in Ancient Greece. A gymnast flies on the trapeze. The gymnast flies upside down, the gymnast looks at him.
Animal trainers! Give me some sugar quickly! How long have you been teaching the animals so that you can give them awards!
A clown is riding along the highway on a shiny wheel. For what? Why - for fun! Wish me success!
The glutton felt sorry for the juggler: “It’s a pity he won’t have dinner soon. There are a lot of plates, a lot of dishes, but they don’t serve any roast.”
The circus horse flies easily, ribbons fluttering. And he will prance and dance, but he won’t plow the ground.
The lion tamer will surprise the students: Taming the lion and lioness, she is as afraid of mice as she is of mice.
The magician is dressed in a tailcoat, the torch is turned into a bouquet. The fairy will jump out from there. Is it a trick or a miracle?
Do you want to become a giant? You need to stand on stilts! Ahi, ooh, laughter, laughter. Buffoons are above all!
The sword swallower was not joking; he fearlessly swallowed five swords. Hey! Naughty people! Increase your pace! Bring me the sixth sword!
The tightrope walker, the hero of the screen, is brought to the circus from the ocean. He catches the ball with his seal nose and holds it for a long time without dropping it.
*****
Bye-bye, it's already late, Get some sleep, tailed tribe. Well done, you did a great job, rest, guys, see you tomorrow.
What do you sometimes dream about at night? A distant land under the southern star, a distant land where there is eternal summer... No, guys, this is not what you are dreaming of.
Not forests, not meadows, not paths, But the same playpen and sawdust, Bright light, unfamiliar faces - Well, what else could we dream about?
Our craft is this: Circus is a circus, it’s a sacred thing. Very difficult, and yet wonderful! Believe me, brothers: we do not live in vain.
*****
The holiday arrived at night, While the whole city was sleeping, And in the morning the quiet city became Cheerful, noisy - Cars roar, growl, Balloons fly up, People in funny shoes Shout to all the yards:
“There are clowns, bears, jugglers, monkeys and a lot of cheerful and bright tents. Faster, girls! Hurry up, boys! Our circus Chapiteau is ready to perform!”
And the children groaned, sighed, and laughed; Acrobats flew under the dome of the tent, the jugglers' clubs spun like wheels, and the tiger smiled and waved its tail.
But now the holiday is over and the tents are folded. And a hundred children's circuses filled the courtyards, There they walk on ropes, Lying on the ground, Oranges fly up, Stand on their heads:
“There are clowns, bears, jugglers, monkeys and a lot of cheerful and bright tents. Faster, girls! Hurry up, boys! Our circus Chapiteau is ready to perform!”
Kravchenko Elena
*****
Fathers lift babies, put them in a motor car, take them in the front seats somewhere to the circus or cinema. And the children look out the window in a respectable and important manner.
And in the circus there are wide doors, an arena, lights, braid, and people jump like animals, and animals, like people, are smart.
There the elephant understands Russian, the mongrel sings like a human. And the clown, without any snacks, swallows other people's scarves.
An insidious person offended by someone speaks witty nonsense. And suddenly the agile bandmaster commands the orchestra.
And then the riding naiads fly from the saddle onto the sand. And the outfits shine with gold, And the dome is as high as the sky.
And the children do not find the appearance of these miracles strange. They don't laugh at the drunk who climbed under the dome.
They cannot tear themselves away from this high beauty. And only fathers have fun during these serious hours.
Samoilov David
*****
The circus shines like a shield, The circus squeals on its fingers, The circus howls on its pipes, It strikes soul to soul! With the gentle face of a Spaniard and flowers in her hair, here a girl, a bright angel, fluttered and danced the Cossack waltz. She stands in the thick steam like a white loon, Soaring with a guitar at her shoulder, dragging her feet. Then suddenly it whistles, lonely, curls up like a small snake, and rushes again, tenderly groaning, - A charming image and almost naked! But the clothes were restless and lay in folds around the body. Although in vain! The members were impressed by the gentle device. The crowd rises. Everyone is breathing like shoemakers, There is curly broth in the mouth of saliva. Others, even the most atheists, are full of mysterious poison. Others, putting tobacco into an empty tube, licking their lips, mentally kiss that dove that flew before them. Blessed One! I didn't want to stay! There is a howl everywhere in the hall, everyone is filled with the utmost spirit. But the music thunders again, And everyone is surprised again. A white horse comes out, twirling its pale face, and a full-fledged child sits on it in front of all the people. Here, waving his arms at once, the Child, laughing, sits full-face, And suddenly, waving his legs like a soap, the Child sits with the back of his head to the horse. And the horse, like a guard, lowering its high forehead with a large feather, rushes around in a circle, arrogantly, placing its legs at an angle. Here again there is general amazement, And praise, and approval, And, like an animal, envy bites Those who recently smiled or seemed indifferent. The boy, quietly hooligan, whispered in his girlfriend’s ear: “What a bathhouse here today!” And he hugged the girl tenderly. She, having gotten used to this, sat quietly, without making a sound. Having the law of nature, She desired matchmaking. But now the arena is jumping again, the performance has begun again. Two thin men stand, bending, at the pole. One, raising his palms, slowly crawls into the air, then releases a red ball, then falls down, elegantly, and stands on his comrade’s shoulders with a thin leg. Then, laughing dangerously, they crawl upstairs unanimously, and there, embracing at random, they stand in the thick air. With their breath they strengthen the balance of the double body, but a moment later they fly again, hanging themselves in the air. Here again, full of delight, The hall is shaking like a whooper, And he knocks his feet on the floor, Not sparing other people's ears. One intelligent old man said, saying to another: “I visit this multi-colored holiday for a reason. Here I find Greek games, Beautiful pink calves, I notice scientific horses, - This is not a circus, but just a sorcerer!” Another, bald as a knee, Said that it was undoubtedly. For the last terrible number, a snake woman came out. She crawled diligently in the straw, her legs wrapped in rings. After crawling for several minutes, She completely lost her body. The servants are running around: “Where?” Where? The beauty has flown away! Then horror spread among the people, They all grabbed their hats and rushed out, Having armfuls of girls. "The thieves! The thieves!" - everyone shouted. But the thieves were invisible: That evening they treated their friends at the Sitny market. Above them the sky was dug with a cheerful double curse, and life cracked like a trough, flying head down.
Nikolay Zabolotsky
*****
For the first time in the arena, for Moscow schoolchildren: Scientists seals, dancing lions, bear jugglers, acrobat dogs, elephant tightrope walker - world champion.
The only strongmen in the world throw weights like children's balls. Flying horses, reading ponies, Entry of wrestler Ivan Ogurets.
Funny scenes, cheap prices, Full charges, huge success, The chair is fifty dollars, the bed is more expensive, The exit back is free for everyone. Exit back is free for everyone. Exit back is free for everyone.
The program begins. Two tame hippopotamuses, sharing the first prize, perform a waltz-caprice. Monkeys play the piano with four hands, Monkeys play the piano. A lady walks along the wire like a telegram, Lady, and like a telegram.
Hares, sables and squirrels beat kettledrums and cymbals, The penguin, a citizen of the polar ice floes, waves his wand. The penguin is dressed in a black tailcoat, white tie and vest. From both sides, raccoons turn over sheet music to him.
A gymnast is hanging on his teeth, how toothy he is. Such a gymnast should sell toothpaste. This is the kind of gymnast who would sell toothpaste.
Here is an elephant, an Indian performer, tightrope walker and juggler, He immediately throws and catches, jokingly, a porcelain vase, two lamps and a child. A porcelain vase, two lamps and a child.
The white jester and the red jester have a conversation like this: Where did you buy, sir, this red tomato? This is an impolite question. This is an impolite question. This is an impolite question. This is my own nose.
Black woman Mary Gray - animal trainer, Animal trainer - black woman Mary Gray. Now the doors to the cage open, the animals enter one after another, Mary cracks her whip, the lion angrily beats his tail.
Mary asks the lion - What is two and two? What is two and two? - Mary asks the lion. A lion carries four weights, A lion carries four weights, A lion carries four weights, So twice two is four. So two and two are four. So two and two are four.
Samuel Marshak
*****
In the circus arena - Kuzya is performing, the clown is wonderful and very mischievous... He shoots without looking and hits the ball, but for some reason I’m not happy, I become myself.
I furrowed my eyebrows, clenched my hands into fists, and my fear disappeared to God knows where. Now I am not afraid of the huge, big cat that looked at me reproachfully.
But then the footlights went out and in the glare of the spotlights a roaring, menacing lion entered the arena... he jumped and frolicked, and danced a bachato so much that I couldn’t resist and shouted: “Well done!!!”
Stepanova-Ivanova Tatyana
*****
Yesterday I solved all the problems, opened the Time Machine. And in the circus, sparing no time, I swam and swam in the arms of childhood.
The soul flew under the dome, glittering in circus costumes. Playing hide and seek with the leopard, I closed my eyes and ran to my heels...
And she threw balls to the clown, and secretly kissed him. She flew with a gymnast in a hoop and, freezing, belayed.
She screamed piercingly, sang, just as she whistled lustily in childhood...
Shorov Andrey
*****
The Circus is burning and shimmering with bright lights. And the cash registers are filled with queues.
We gathered animals and birds here so that we could laugh a lot. Dogs, cats, pigs, foxes and even rhinoceroses.
Here we breathe so joyfully, we laugh so merrily, and we don’t really, really want to leave here.
And the tigers here are not scary, but very cute. And the lions are almost domestic, Shaking their manes.
And they take turns jumping into fiery hoops, grumbling at the trainer and growling at each other.
But they still obey, sitting around. A crack of the whip, and now they are already jumping on the curbstones.
There are bears roller skating here with club feet, and there is one on a bike, pedaling with his paws!
Here the big-nosed clowns laugh and tumble. And dexterous acrobats swing under the dome.
Looking at their flights, we get a little scared. But still we smile and clap our hands.
Our circus burns and shimmers for the joy of people. And may we go home, We will remember Him!
Koroleva Nadezhda
*****
- What's this? - This is the CHAPITEAU circus! Interesting! Interesting! Everyone wants to come here! Noisy, Fun and crowded - There’s nowhere for an apple to fall! They tell me and dad: “Come to the third row.” Citizen, hurry up and sit down! Your chair number six! Your chair is number five! - We are in a hurry to take a seat!
Rope walkers
The daredevil walks, laughs, Never stumbles, Elastic bamboo bends in confident hands. Who can walk along a tightrope, as if along the Arbat, He once skated better than anyone else!
Magician
The trick is simple: The chest is empty, There is nothing in it! Let's close it! Let's ban it! Let's call it a day! Let's turn it over! Listen! Who is moving in it? And when the chest was opened, someone’s wings rustled, someone barked merrily, and then from the chest appeared: A flock of birds. Two inflated turkeys, a cat, a rabbit and a dog, a dwarf with a torch in his hand. How did they all end up in the chest, however?
Lions
Every day, the Tamer Ivanov performs in front of the audience with a group of lions. In a captain's white jacket. Ivanov rides a lion, teases the predator with a whip - the lion growls, but does not bite, hits the bars with his tail. Ivanov has been studying the lion's habit for five years - He calmly places his left hand in the animal's mouth. And then he kisses the lion, takes the beast by the ears. The people are surprised, worried, applauding.
End. Let's go to! It's time to go home! We go out - it’s raining like buckets! We'll get wet through! But we were in the circus CHAPITEAU!
Sergey Mikhalkov
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The art of entertaining
Circus art is art in its original form. But every year the viewer is more and more sophisticated, it is no longer so easy to surprise him with some kind of tricks! Statuses about the circus that you want to share with friends.
- The circus is the last remaining refuge of true art. Your dirty little hands haven't gotten to it yet!
- The acrobat who breaks down is bad... there is no sadder sight in the world.
- The circus does not accept simplicity! In the circus, everything should surprise, and not seem something ordinary.
- Jugglers are amazing people! They agree to juggle apples for a piece of bread...
- Who are clowns? These are specially trained artists who pretend to be a person on stage...
- When a clown doesn’t have his own mask, you can assume that he doesn’t have a face either...
- These are not circus horses dancing to the music... it is the music that plays to the rhythm of their steps.
- Some circus monkeys are so spoiled by spectator success that they are offended when they are not applauded.
- The circus is an amazing place! Here animals look at people who pretend to be idiots...
- If you were to revive the ancient Greeks, they would prefer the circus to this theater of yours...
- The circus is a refuge for those who are too stupid to be wise and too smart to be beautiful.
- Clowns are the most honest people. At least they have the courage to publicly admit that they are clowns...
- An excellent clown - he creates his own art. A good clown parodies other people. And the bad one portrays himself...
- Only clowns and kings know how to entertain people even at their own funerals.
- I'm afraid that there are too many clowns around - there are clearly not enough circuses for everyone...
- Everything about the circus is amazing! At the circus, even the curtains can surprise!
- Who is the best in the circus? Well, of course, even this is determined by the crowd...
Circus, circus, circus
The circus is a place you can go to with anyone. With children, with loved ones and even with a cat! Well, you can leave the cat at home, but it’s definitely worth going to the circus! Statuses about going to the circus that will be useful to you.
- Nowadays, everyone has already forgotten about the circus... give everyone theaters, dramas... everyone pretends to be smart people who are alien to simple entertainment. Now even with the thought of going to the circus you can surprise everyone.
- There are only two things in life that you will definitely need - the ability to juggle and acrobatics. Both are taught in one place - in the circus.
- The audience is a very simple people. If one person laughed, then everyone else would laugh. Therefore, the task of a circus performer is both simple and complex - to make that one person laugh.
- Clowns are much more like people than some people...
- People's love for comedy lies in the fact that they like to laugh at those who are not laughing at all...
- Comedians talk about unfunny things in funny words and everyone laughs, and in the circus even things are funny!
- Nowadays, clowns are increasingly leaving, but the circus remains. And not vice versa…
- What new can you see in the circus? The circus has exhausted itself - there is nothing to laugh about anymore.
- When the audience's laughter ends, the circus dies...
- We found something to surprise - they walk on ropes! Yes, any fool can walk in a straight line...
- Tragedy is when you break your arm. Comedy is when I fell and broke my neck...
- In the circus, it’s customary to laugh before you’ve seen something funny... because when you see it, you may not be able to laugh anymore!
- Pure laughter and nothing extra – that’s what the circus is!
- I want to go to the circus, I wrote about this to several friends... everyone responded with the same phrase: “What do you miss in your life of the circus?” Apparently that’s why people stopped going to the circus...
- If you think that the worst thing on a bus is a quarrelsome grandmother, then you obviously haven’t met a crowd of schoolchildren coming from the circus...
- Unfortunately, in our circus I am the only lion... and there are only hyenas around.
Bear, hyena and goat
Look at the brown bear cub at Durov's circus. He is clubfooted and baggy, but an excellent acrobat.
And who is that next to him? An ordinary puppy. When he grows up big, who will he be? Hyena!
The bear looks with all his eyes. The hyena does not take his eyes off the circus platform, where the goat walks on two hooves.
- What a pity that we don’t have hooves for dancing in the arena! - Shaggy Bear says to Wrinkled Hyena.
Monkey on a bicycle
On the saddle of a bicycle is a Fidget Monkey.
He keeps his hands on the steering wheel, his tail drags along the ground,
Presses the pedal, looks into the distance from under his brows,
And he invites the whole monkey family to a competition.
Sea lion
But the honored circus performer is the Brilliant Sea Lion. He twirls a colorful ball with his nose, as freely as with his hand.
The Fox and the Bell
Those who want to learn, You can teach the business: The fox got tired of ringing the copper bell.
Pigeons
A white dove in a black harness walks around, cooing affectionately.
He's in a stroller driving his white girlfriend around.
The cat likes work
Resourceful and flexible, a cat walks between the posts. In order, without mistakes, he will bypass all the racks.
The cat likes work, Probably because he really doesn’t want to be locked up!
Fox
The learned fox calls lazy people to class. Wake up, raccoon! Get up, groundhog! Welcome to study!
White cat
This white cat is not afraid of either rats or mice. He often has heart-to-heart conversations with them.
He affectionately calls the mice from a box without a lid. - Hey, kids! - the cat purrs, - Let's play cat and mouse!
Monkey
A circus monkey named Mavrusha has a bear cub - not alive, but made of plush.
And it’s good that he’s not alive, but made of plush: Sometimes Mavrusha carries him upside down for a walk. Or, having climbed onto the ledge, He drops his nose down.
Bear, hyena and duck
- Is this for real or a joke? - The bear says to the hyena, Having seen a celluloid duck in the arena.
But the hyena, apparently, is a coward, Whispers: “It’s not worth calling her. This duck will bite us, Even though it’s celluloid!”
Best Entertainment
Going to the circus is a great reason to share the corresponding status on social networks. But even if you are not going to the circus, statuses about the circus may still be appropriate! After all, the circus sometimes happens even where you don’t expect it at all.
- If you notice that a circus has been staged for you, then you can rejoice - after all, it is obvious that you are not the clown!
- There is one circus where all boys are taken by force at the age of 18... I don’t recommend it to anyone!
- When tamers put their heads into the animal’s mouth, it becomes clear to everyone that the animal is much kinder and more merciful than a person.
- Clowns are people who never take anything seriously... not even themselves.
- In a good circus they will make you laugh without words, but in a bad one... you and I already live in a bad one!
- There’s a whole theater all around, and it’s not easy that I was brought into the circus...
- When one already middle-aged poet said that the whole world is a theater, he simply had not yet been to the circus...
- After going to the circus, I realized that the most important animals in it are the trainers!
- It feels like all my friends play in the theater, and I’m the only one performing in the circus...
- Making people laugh sincerely is a true talent that you can’t drink away in any pub!
- As Faina Georgievna bequeathed - don’t keep idiots, the circus definitely needs to tour!
- Why don't I go to the circus? I have the most banal of all banal reasons for this - I have enough circus in my life...
- Life is not a theater at all. Life is a circus. Circus without rules. Where every clown has the right to act as he pleases!
- We all live in a circus... some just watch, while others perform.
- If you are planning to go to the circus, then do not take your children with you! It’s too scary there... And the clowns are completely Pennywise!
- Under the circus big top, any person becomes a crowd...
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The bass player pulls a little boy out of the auditorium into the arena: “Boy, can you confirm to the respected public that you are seeing me for the first time?”
- Yes, dad. *** All
evening in the circus arena... SAWDUST!!!!
*** The boy
comes from the circus. - Dad, there was such an attraction there! The dzhigit rider jumped onto his horse while running, slid under his belly, ran behind him, holding his tail, and then jumped onto the withers backwards! - Just think, son, I did the same thing when I decided to ride a horse for the first time!
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The Zapashny army considers Yuri Kuklachev a pissant.
*** knew
an acrobat at the circus.
Once he jumped past the mat. Circus I’ve never heard such swearing from an acrobat *** About
the entertainer’s announcement: - And now, the tamer - Sergei Bezrukiy.
With your trained crocodiles! *** come
out of the circus and talk: “The magician really worked miracles!”
He kept pulling more and more rabbits out of his hat! - No. Those two rabbits who were sitting in the hat performed miracles. *** At
the circus at a performance.
Entertainer (K): - And now there are clowns in the arena! Voice from the back rows (GZR): - You are driving! Are these clowns!!??? K: - And now - trained lions and tigers! GZR: - You drive! Are these tigers!!??? K: - And now the crowning number of our program! A person is lifted by his feet under the circus big top and thrown down without a safety net! GZR: - You drive! Where are you taking me???.. *** man
leaves the circus: - Everyone said that these tricks were for fools, for fools, but I liked it!
*** In
the office of the circus director: - Accept me, I have a number! The visitor drags in two suitcases, opens one, and begins to pull out cinder blocks and smash them on his head. - Fabulous! Are there cinder blocks in the other suitcase too? - No, it contains analgin.
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A woman comes to the circus director - small, frail, with glasses - God's dandelion.
He says: “I want to be your tiger tamer!” The director, holding back a smile: “Well, you see there, in the cage, the tigers are mad, go calm them down.” The woman calmly enters the cage and screams deafeningly: - WELL, CREATURES, CALM DOWN!!!!! The tigers crouched down in surprise, one even wet themselves. The astonished director: - You were like that at your last job...? - Yes, but I added something else. - What? - ..., seventh “B”... *** In
fact, the Zapashnys had many brothers.
The most tasteless ones remained. *** The
entertainer at the circus announces: “And now a new deadly act - Acrobats swearing on barbed wire ***
comes
to the director of the circus.
He says: “I have a wonderful number.” - What is it? — I play on contrasts. - Details, please? - Well, this is - they take a barrel of shit into the arena, then they blow it up, the whole circus is covered in shit. And then I appear - in all WHITE. . . *** meet
, and one says to the other: “In my new performance, I taught the hound to skate!” - So this is a boxer! - No, she just doesn’t know how to brake yet.
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occultist to the circus director: “I have prepared a wonderful act.”
I'm sawing a woman in half! - Well, many people do this... - In length? *** If
you see a bear in the circus, you’ll laugh, if you see it in the forest, you’ll shit yourself.
*** The
trainer noticed that one of the monkeys was coughing.
He poured some cognac into her tea. The next day the monkey was absolutely healthy. But the other three monkeys started coughing. *** And
a famous magician: - I traveled all over the world with a sensational act, sawing my ex-wife in half... And then we got divorced.
-Where does she live now? - In Paris and London. *** in
a provincial town.
At the end of the performance, a stand is brought into the arena and a walnut is placed on it. To the sounds of a march, a handsome man comes out and smashes this nut into pieces with his dick. Stormy applause... Twenty years have passed... The circus is coming to town again. At the end of the performance, a stand is brought onto the stage and a coconut is placed on it. To the sounds of a march, a somewhat aged, handsome man appears in the arena and breaks a nut with his penis. Stormy applause turning into ovation, shouts of “bravo!”, “encore!”. A local newspaper correspondent interviews: “We remember you 20 years ago, then the nut was a walnut, and now it’s a coconut.” Tell me, what's the secret? - Yes, there is no secret - I’m getting old, my eyesight is deteriorating... *** - Tsirk
will hire 10 more trapeze artists.
*** in
the circus, and they couldn’t feed it.
To collect money, at the performance the director enters the arena and announces: “The one who makes the elephant jump on the spot receives 10,000 rubles!” One attempt - 100 rubles! Vovochka comes out, hands the director a hundred ruble note and hits the elephant in the balls. The elephant jumped in pain. The ruined director is trying to at least return the lost money, and at the next performance he announces: “Whoever makes the elephant shake its head from side to side, I pay 10,000!” Trying - 200 rubles! Vovochka comes out, gives the director 200 rubles, approaches the elephant and asks: “Do you remember me?” The elephant nodded. - Do you want me to hit you again? The elephant shook his head. *** E
IF 90% of the circus performers at Cirque Du Soleil are Russian and Chinese - why is it called Canadian.
*** The drunken
entertainer was unable to pronounce “tightrope walkers,” and clowns entered the circus arena for the thirteenth time in a row.
***
Two aerialists meet under the circus dome
. One to the other: “You’re a goat!” Why the hell did you jump? It's your turn to catch!.. *** And
the famous magician David Copperfield was handcuffed, tied up, wrapped in tape, sewn into a bag, the bag was put in a wooden box and the lid was nailed, this box in turn was placed in a metal box and welded shut.
The entire structure was lifted by helicopter and dropped into Niagara Falls. ... Unfortunately, David took the secret of the trick with him. *** And
the catch: For the first time in Russia - the Klitschko brothers against the Zapashny brothers - who will win - big fists or hungry tigers?
*** The
quilibrist is waiting for the train at the station.
In order not to waste time, she concentrates on repeating her program, performing some pirouettes right on the platform. Granny comes up to her and carefully whispers: “Come on, I’ll show you the nearest toilet.” *** A
unique artist worked in one circus: they pulled a concrete slab into the arena for him, lifted him on a cable under the dome, he unhooked, hit his head on the slab with a terrible roar, stood up and bowed.
The people went crazy with delight, the circus received crazy income. And then one day the artist comes to the director and asks to fire him. He’s in a trance: “Maybe we should raise your salary?” - Why, $100,000 a month is enough. . . — Maybe we should buy a new house? - No, it’s not cramped in a 3-story building. . . - So what don’t you like??? - Hell yes. . . My head is aching. . . *** to
the circus director and shows him a number.
A large bottle with a narrow neck is placed on the arena. The artist climbs onto the trapeze, does a couple of somersaults and throws himself down. "Up!" - and it's in the bottle. “Okay,” says the director, “we sign a contract with you for a year.” Just for God's sake, give me a hint how you do it? - You see, when I fly up to the bottle, I insert a funnel into it, unnoticed by the public. *** —
Looking at you, I have two questions.
— First, where did the circus go? — And secondly, why did you actually stay? *** At
the traffic police checkpoint they stop the car and inspect the trunk. There are 10 huge knives in the trunk. Traffic cop: Why do you need so many bladed weapons? Driver: - I am a juggler, I work in a circus, I juggle with knives. Traffic cop: - I don’t believe it, come on, show me. The driver stands on the side of the road and juggles knives. In a passing car, the driver says to his wife: “Thank God, I quit drinking.” Look what tests they came up with!
- AND
Ena, from now on this apartment is turning into a traveling circus.
I will organize the circus, and water, sugar and yeast will ferment. *** From
now on, a yogi performs in our circus.
He will walk on hot coals. True, he will scream - he’s still an intern. *** is on
his way to work in the morning.
Suddenly the heel fell off. He picked it up and ran to the repair shop. There the foreman assumed the position of a director - he fusses and runs around (the repairs are urgent). And then, driving a nail into the heel of his boot, he dropped everything and started doing double and triple backflips, and even with inversions. The director saw this number and rushed to the shoemaker and let’s persuade him, they say, come, dear friend, to our circus. He is surprised - he does not understand why such offers would be made to him. The director says, you just pulled off such tricks here! The shoemaker rolls his eyes: “So, before every entry into the arena, should I hit myself in the balls with a hammer?” *** In
the cafe.
- Excuse me, could you exhale smoke in the other direction? - If I could exhale smoke in the other direction, I would perform in the circus. *** The
circus director was in a hurry to get to work, and he walked through the park along the path.
But here's the problem - the heel suddenly fell off. Only yesterday he bought his boots. The circus director came to the workshop and handed the shoemaker a shoe with a heel. You wait here, a minute or two, the master answered and took the nails with a hammer. The circus director sat down in a nook and began to watch how the heel was made. But the master, throwing the hammer aside, suddenly began to do somersaults and pirouettes. He wheeled around the workshop, ran along the walls and along the ceiling, like a figure skater twirling the “triple sheepskin coat”, apparently he recognized who came to him. When the shoemaker stopped pirouettes, and also stopped swearing, the circus director offered him the position of an acrobat in his office. I really liked your number, I see it’s explosive and impulsive, I’m sure it will decorate our repertoire. And I won’t offend you with my salary. The master asked: Are you joking now? So that I can repeat a number at the circus, order me to hit my balls with a hammer every time. *** Circus
.
Deadly act: a trainer kisses a huge lion on the face. After this, the entertainer announces: “Whoever repeats this number will receive 10 thousand rubles.” A voice comes from the gallery: “I’ll repeat it!” Just remove the predator. *** to
Odessa.
And the circus director on stage between acts tells the townspeople about elephants: “The elephant is an unusually strong and intelligent animal.” When it is necessary to work, the elephants take an active part, and each elephant works for twenty people! Voice from the audience: - And what do you think, is this from a great mind? *** A
journalist interviews a famous magician: - Tell me, is it difficult to perform such a trick as sawing a woman in half?
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