On the night of October 31 to November 1, according to the ancient Celtic belief, the world of the living and the world of the dead opened their doors. It is on this day that it is customary to consider death and fear funny, to dress up in costumes of all kinds of evil spirits and have fun. Halloween is a holiday traditionally celebrated on the eve of the Catholic All Saints Day. We have made a selection of the best quotes, beautiful sayings, and wise aphorisms about this holiday.
Funny holiday, and all the participants are funny
Funny statuses about Halloween are posted by those who have never taken it seriously - they want to laugh at the participants in the demonic gathering for fun. Then the status could be like this:
- If you want to wear horns, you don’t have to take part in Halloween, you can just choose the wrong life partner.
- Halloween is a holiday for scary people who can show all their inner problems outwardly.
- Halloween is a professional holiday for all mothers-in-law; they don’t even have to change clothes.
- What to wear for Halloween? It would scare everyone if I didn't wear anything at all.
- Getting a pumpkin with candles inside on Halloween is a holiday tradition, but getting a pumpkin and lighting a lantern under your eye is just a Russian tradition.
- When my wife asked what look she should wear for Halloween, I honestly told her that she could just not wear makeup.
- On Halloween, everyone brings out the worst aspects of their character, and for some, it’s just their essence.
- For many, Halloween is the only opportunity to be real.
- If you like Halloween, then there is clearly a place for dark forces in your soul.
- Don't give in to blackness, laugh at Halloween at the top of your lungs.
- I wish everyone not to shed tears in vain on Halloween - after all, there is something to laugh at until you cry.
- Wouldn’t you like to be among the dead, devils and all kinds of evil? Me too.
- Not pure at heart? Go celebrate Halloween.
- Everything demonic in me wakes up on Halloween. And it turned out that there was not so little of this devilry in me.
- I never knew that wearing a tail and horns would be cool, at this time I really want to punch all my enemies in the face.
- While celebrating Halloween, you realize how many idiots like me there are around.
- Look at Halloween with a bit of humor, this will help you stop being afraid of the real monsters that surround you at work and on public transport.
- Halloween is a scary holiday for stupid people.
- I met my sworn friend at Halloween and exchanged compliments: “Why do you need a costume? You are already beautiful in this way.
- Don't dress up at all for Halloween - constantly be a witch and a devil.
- Darling, with your angelic appearance you won’t need a mask - and that’s how everything goes for Halloween.
- I don’t understand what the meaning of Halloween is – just like in life around – bastards and evil spirits.
Halloween in literature
- “For some of us, Halloween is every day.” - Tim Burton
- “The further we move from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we need Halloween. -Paula Guran
- "Voices are whispering in the trees, It's Halloween!" – Dexter Cozenn
- “The leaves in the forest seemed to make even the earth glow and burn” - Malcolm Lowry
- “For on the eve of the Nativity of Christ the spirits will come to play, and only the fruit of your womb will satisfy their endless wandering.” – Solange Nicole
- “I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we can walk around and get to know each other before we see what we look like under the masks.” – R. J. Palacio
- “What will the public do when Halloween comes and goes and the monsters still remain?” – Kristen Painter
- “Beware of what dares to creep into your sleeve, For the night called Hallows' Eve.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Halloween is a day when some people choose to wear a mask... while others finally feel safe taking theirs off.” – Steve Maraboli
- “I made us ghosts for Halloween, but when we put on our costumes, we looked exactly the same.” – Veins of a wildflower
There's a Halloween for everyone
Statuses about Halloween can be enthusiastic or sarcastic, depending on your attitude towards the holiday. Choose yours:
- Why this holiday? I already face horrors every day when I come to the kitchen in the morning before work, and my mother-in-law is there eating something.
- Anyone who doesn’t understand the holiday of Halloween is a nerd, a bespectacled person, and a cracker.
- Don't you have at least a little bit of devilry in you? So show it off in full force on Halloween.
- I really don’t understand what’s so great about Halloween? What is all the horror is clearly visible.
- People don't celebrate Halloween with kindness in their hearts.
- When you look at the celebration of Halloween, you are left with the firm conviction that you are in a mental hospital and all around you people are raging as sick as a pumpkin.
- One silver bullet is enough for every Halloween monster.
- I think that narrow-minded people, people very close to blackness, can wear costumes of Dracula, the dead, witches, and so on for Halloween.
- I don't blame Halloween fans, I just feel sorry for them.
- To avoid getting scared on Halloween, drink a variety of wines first—you won’t be able to figure this out without a bottle.
- I love going to Halloween - there’s someone to punch in the face.
- I like Halloween - it’s an extra reason to run out for a bottle.
- Halloween is a holiday for those who are unsure of themselves; this is where you can confirm that you are not the worst.
- Baba Yaga is just a fairy, I realized this after participating in Halloween.
- As a child I was so afraid of evil spirits, today on Halloween I myself am among their ranks.
- I’ve always wanted to overcome evil - on October 31 I’ll get down to business, I’ll drive away all the creatures.
Halloween Horror Subtitles
Get into the Halloween spirit (or the spirits).
- Something evil is coming here.
- Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
- Straight from the grave.
- Ghouls just want to have fun!
- Demons are ghouls' best friends.
- Creature Trait
- Bugs and hissing
- Ghost with the biggest.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Carefully! Black cat crossing.
- Enter at your own risk.
- It's real to crawl!
- We'll go hunting.
- Eat, drink and be scary!
- If you have it, pursue it.
- Night of fear
- Chills and thrills
- Creepy
- Let's scare!
- Too cute to scare.
- Monster-ifik
- Creepy
- Howl-o-ween
- Stay creepy!
- Today is the full moon - that's when all the weirdos come out.
I'll go fight my fears
Halloween scary statuses are given by those who have been afraid of evil spirits since childhood and fight their complexes even in such a strange way - by participating in the holiday. Statuses can be like this:
- I went to Halloween, looked around - these are the creatures, and all my life I was afraid of some Koshchei the Immortal.
- If you play your role on Halloween, then even the monster is your best friend. It turns out there is nothing to be afraid of.
- After hugging Dracula on Halloween, I realized that my boss is just a sweetheart, and I used to be so afraid of him.
- If you want to get rid of your fears, take an ax and go to Halloween.
- I've never been afraid of the dead, the living are much scarier, and you don't have to dress up in Halloween costumes for that.
- Halloween is a joyful event filled with a sea of wishes to drink someone else's blood and cut someone's throat. Everything is just like in life.
- Halloween is never filled with kindness and light, but there is a lot of sincerity in recognizing the terrible here.
Witches
Everyone loves being a little evil on Halloween, and if you decide to take it literally and take part in the witching hour, you might want to try one of these on for size.
- Happy Halloween, witches!
- Don't be a simple witch.
- Take a bow, witches.
- The witch's path to candy?
- Bewitched!
- Be "witchy" Halloween.
- You say witch like that's a bad thing.
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- Witch, you better take my candy.
- My broom is broken, so I'm going to see the witches!
My favorite holiday
Adherents of this holiday post a beautiful status about Halloween; it gives them sincere pleasure:
- I am happy myself on Halloween, and I share this feeling with other horror movie lovers.
- I wish myself to make the right choice of Halloween costume - let it please not only you.
- I love Halloween and always want to choose a life partner, but I can’t see my eyes under the mask.
- Halloween clearly distinguishes between white and black, and this is its charm.
- Halloween helps the evil to get rid of anger, and the good to throw out those grains of anger that still exist in them.
- Life is much cooler without the evil spirits, so why not say goodbye to them after Halloween.
- To finally become what you have long dreamed of - Halloween provides such an opportunity.
- Don't be afraid to be a creature on Halloween, be afraid to be on other days of the year.
- The only thing that really makes me happy about Halloween is that serious people came out to have fun.
- Halloween is just my new adventure in life.
- Smile at the evil spirits on Halloween, then all the negativity will not come closer to you even after the holiday.
- Halloween is a reason to overcome your fears, the rest will go like clockwork.
- Start celebrating all aspects of life – even Halloween.
- Try to feel happy on Halloween, otherwise just ignore this holiday.
- If you have already decided to participate in Halloween, then definitely do it - you have to try everything in life.
Magic mayhem
You don't have to be a Hogwarts graduate to use one of these mystical musings.
- Everything is better with a little magic.
- It's just hocus pocus.
- This is where the magic happens.
- Magic is what you create.
- When pumpkins glow in the moonlight, there is magic in the night.
- I put A Spell On You.
- I bewitched you and now you are mine.
- On a magical mystery tour...
Different perceptions
A VK status about Halloween can be with love for the holiday or with a negative attitude:
- My soul sings, Halloween is coming to me.
- I want it to be like this for everyone to find their own vampire on Halloween.
- Appreciate every moment - even if you're on Halloween, where can you see so many losers at once?
- Good bright thoughts come to me even on Halloween - I feel so sorry for everyone present.
- Life is so short that you don’t want to circle with evil spirits on Halloween, it’s better to lie on the couch and read the classics.
- Open the doors wider - Halloween is coming to visit you, if not, then close the gates.
- It’s not poor people who gather at Halloween, as evidenced by their business-class foreign cars in the parking lot.
- The tables are set, the devils are assembled, the candles are burning - the eyes of the pumpkin, and we are all spinning in a demonic dance.
- On Halloween, evil spirits of all countries, unite and join a friendly round dance!
- Enjoy your fortune even in a Dracula costume for Halloween.
Creepy subtitles of the season
You can borrow funny jokes from the funny and profound.
- Grandma pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
- Parents sent their children who looked like me to Halloween. – Rodney Dangerfield
- Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirit" of things. – Dee Snider
- Where there is no imagination, there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
- Perhaps the scariest thing about cemeteries is what they play in your head as you drive past them. – Demetri Martin
- Clothing makes a statement. Costumes tell a story. – Mason Cooley
- October, I stuff tiny candy bars into my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins. – Rainbow Rowell
- Double, double labor and troubles; The fire burns and the boiler bubble. – Shakespeare
What the hell do we care about this Halloween?
Statuses about Halloween can meaningfully relate to the fact that this holiday is not originally Russian, it was imposed on us by the West, like many other things that irritate Russians. Then the statuses could be like this:
- Noise, round dance and masquerade - and this is not Halloween, everyone’s favorite New Year.
- A person has an ineradicable desire to visit a fairy tale - but not in scary comic books on Halloween?
- Everyone has their own fairy tale - some have a good Russian folk tale, and some have a pro-Western, terrible one for Halloween.
- This holiday, Halloween, is still strange - everything is so unnatural and gloomy that the question arises: “Are you not getting enough negativity in your everyday life?”
- Halloween has no history in our country, and we have no memories of evil spirits circling the clubs.
- Everyone has their own understanding of the celebration of Halloween - but I don’t even have an understanding of this day - why all this?
- My friends and I never celebrate Halloween; it’s an incomprehensible holiday for who knows.
Autumn fever
Don't forget everyone's favorite holiday time of year - the perfect backdrop for a spooky night.
- Pumpkin, spices and everything good.
- Harvest of memories.
- Festival of colors.
- Autumn.
- A fall.
- The cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- A fall.
- Aromas of autumn.
- Autumn delight.
- Enjoy!
- Shades of autumn.
- Sweater weather
Scary Vocabulary for Halloween
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Halloween is a new holiday for Russia, unlike the UK and the USA. Its history goes back deeply to the Middle Ages. The Celts, who inhabited the territory of Britain, Ireland and Northern France, divided the calendar year into two parts: light, from May to October, and dark, from November to April. And they believed that on the night from October 31 to November 1, a door opened between our world and the world of spirits through which evil spirits could penetrate. Therefore, the Celts dressed in animal skins to scare away evil spirits. With the advent of Christianity in Europe, Pope Gregory III made November 1 the feast of All Saints, and October 31, accordingly, the eve of the holiday.
Nowadays, “Halloween” is purely masquerade in nature, however, people still believe that on this day an invisible door between worlds opens, so they dress up as devils, demons, monsters, etc. It is believed that the scarier the costume, the more The evil spirits will be more afraid and will run away sooner. The holiday of All Saints came to Russia from Europe 30 years ago, and only over the last 10 years has it gained popularity. On the occasion of the scariest holiday of the year, here is a selection of Halloween words and expressions in English.
- Be afraid of [bi əˈfreɪd ɒv]
- Bats [bæts] bats
- Bewitched [bɪˈwɪtʃt]
- Blood Curdling [blʌd ˈkɜːdəlɪŋ] what causes the blood to coagulate (out of fear)
- Bones [bəʊnz] bones
- Bone Rattling [bəʊn ˈratlɪŋ] bones rattle
- Bonfire [ 'bɔn,faiə ] bonfire
- Broomstick [ˈbruːmstɪk] witch's broom
- Candles [ˈkændəlz] candles
- Cauldron [ˈkɔːldr(ə)n] potion
- Celtic festival [ 'keltik 'festivl ] Celtic festival
- Coffin [ˈkɒfɪn] coffin
- Clock Chimes [klɒk tʃaɪmz] clock strike
- Costume Party [ 'kɔstju:m 'pɑ:ti ] costume ball, masquerade
- Creepy [ˈkriːpi] scary, ominous
- Curse [kəːs] curse
- Danger [ˈdeɪn(d)ʒə ] danger
- Decaying [dɪˈkeɪɪŋ]
- Disguice / fancy dress [ disguis / 'fænsi dres ] carnival costumes
- Evil laughter [ i:vl ˈlɑːftə ] evil laughter
- Evil spirit [i:vl 'spirit] evil spirit
- Footsteps [ˈfʊtsteps ] steps
- Frighten [ˈfrʌɪt(ə)n ] to frighten
- Full moon [fʊl muːn] full moon
- Ghost [gəust] ghost
- Ghost Stories [gəust ˈstɔːrɪz] stories about ghosts
- Ghost Ship [gəust ʃɪp] ghost ship
- Gory [ˈɡɔːri] full of blood
- Grave [ɡreɪv] grave
- Graveyard [ˈɡreɪvjɑːd] cemetery
- Heavy breathing [ˈhɛvi ˈbriːðɪŋ] heavy breathing
- Haunted House [hɔ:ntɪd haus] haunted house (cursed)
- Howling [ˈhaʊlɪŋ] howling
- Jack o'Lantern [dʒæk ə ˈlæntən] Jack's lantern (a pumpkin with a sinister face carved into it)
- Moans and groans [ məʊnz ænd ɡrəʊnz ] moans and sighs
- Net [net] web
- Nightmare [ˈnʌɪtmɛː] nightmare
- Owl [aʊl] owl
- Paranormal [ parəˈnɔːm(ə)l ] paranormal
- Phantom [ˈfantəm] cast
- Poison [ˈpɔɪz(ə)n ] poison
- Poltergeist [ˈpɒltəɡʌɪst] poltergeist
- Pumpkin ['pʌmpkin] pumpkin
- Raven [ˈreɪv(ə)n] raven
- Scarecrows [ˈskeəkrəʊz] scarecrow
- Scary [ˈskɛːri] scary
- Skeleton [ˈskɛlɪt(ə)n ] skeleton
- Skull [skʌl] skull
- Spell [spel] spell
- Spider [ˈspʌɪdə] spider
- Spine chilling [spʌɪn ˈtʃɪlɪŋ] something that makes you shiver
- Spooky [ˈspuːki] creepy
- Superstition [,sju:pə'stiʃən] superstition
- Toads [təʊdz] toads
- Tombstone [ 'tu:mstəun ] tombstone
- Thunder [ˈθʌndə] thunder
- Trick [trick] trick, trick
- Treat [ tri:t ] treat
- Trick or Treat [ trik ɔː tri:t ] “treat or treat” (begging for sweets)
- Witch [wɪtʃ] witch
- Witches hat [ˈwɪtʃɪz hæt] witch hat
- Whispers [ˈwɪspəz] whispering
- Zombies [ˈzɒmbɪz] zombies
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