Statuses about ex-boyfriends - meaningful, touching

To hurt your ex

New breath, without tears and without you... You are just a forgotten past.

I wish my ex at least good luck, because he has already lost his happiness!

Cry for you? Duh, well!!! If only from laughter!!!

When you get bored, call. I'll be glad to see yours missed.

Hmm...I heard that laughter prolongs life. Looking at the photo of your new girlfriend, I WILL LIVE FOREVER!

I have never been jealous of my exes: since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who were less fortunate.

Ultimately, each of us will understand our mistakes: you will understand that you were a fool, and I will understand that I was with a fool.

There's no need to lie at all

What to write in a status to offend a guy? Describe only sincere emotions. You may be too frank, but it will definitely make things easier for you.

My reputation is now ruined. All that remains is to drop everything and start a new wonderful life!
Do you want to be proud? Please! I’ll start looking for someone who is looking for happiness, not pride...
You put yourself so much above me that when you left, I didn’t know whether to be happy or sad.
I am ready to finally fulfill any of your requests, but only if you promise me never to imitate happiness.
After what happened, the only thing that calms me down is my own pride. It will definitely never let me down!
I just decided that life wasn't so bad. And even your last act will not be able to dissuade me of this!
Now I have to fall asleep alone. Well, at least I’ll finally get some decent sleep!
And, you know, it’s better that we never see each other again. I can't bear to see you again.

About exes with meaning

I hope that someday we will meet, and nothing will skip a beat in my heart, but in yours everything will break...

Now another one is waiting for me at the house, and now you and I are just acquaintances..

Well, honey, I wish you good luck. You won’t have happiness without me anyway...

Something comes into your head that you really want to forget forever!

Yes, my love, we would be an ideal couple if it weren’t for you.

I realized that I was no longer needed. No, I'm not offended. But you must also understand that you will not have any chance.

I take this opportunity to say hello to my exes. I'M HAPPY!

Where were you when you called? Who were you with when you were in love? Now you remember, but I forgot.

New breath, without tears and without you... You are just a forgotten past.

By leaving me, you showed another weakness of yours... I'm too much for you.

You took my dream away. This is scary. And the fact that you left can be fixed!

I’ll cry and forget, and you take a walk and remember.

Regarding former relationships, I can say one thing: better a shitty ending than endless crap.

Be happy at the most inopportune moments

Failures in their personal lives have haunted absolutely everyone at some point. Therefore, statuses to hurt your ex must definitely be in stock!

No, I'm not jealous at all. I just saw you together, and my heart began to beat differently.
Now there's emptiness inside me. I don't want to look for someone just to get back at you. I don't need this at all.
I'm scared that after what you did to me, I'll just turn into a completely soulless ice floe.
When it all starts with compliments and vows, and it can’t even occur to you that it will all end like this.
Our relationship can be compared to intoxication: first there is euphoria, then there is a hangover and bitter disappointment.
You can ask for forgiveness, and maybe I will forgive you. But I have already managed to draw certain conclusions...
I will look for support and understanding after spending so much time in indifference on the part of my loved one.
Have you thought what will happen to me? What if I can’t stop loving?!

About the ex-boyfriend - a goat

Yesterday I dreamed about my ex... about money... because shit always dreams about money...

Do I remember you? Of course expensive. Every weekend when I wash the floor with your favorite T-shirt.

Why conduct experiments on animals?.. This is so cruel!.. Take my ex instead!

Time will pass and you will repent for what you did. If you don’t repent, I’ll help...

But I loved you, you fucking asshole

I don’t need the former like a doormat, but some kind of mop will come in handy

Now you are neither a friend nor even an enemy... Now you are like everyone else, just like that...

Today the past called and said that I missed you... and I hung up and ran to kiss the present.

Break up only once

We offer you statuses for girls to hurt a guy's feelings. Do it beautifully!

You may feel like a male, but I consider you a loser who will never achieve anything other than searching for a new victim.
Life after cheating isn't so bad. You may no longer have wings, but you have plenty of dangerous horns!
If you can so easily destroy everything that happened between us, I don’t understand why all this happened at all...
Was me alone not enough for you? Let's see if you get enough of them all...
Impeccable hairstyle, perfect makeup, elegant clothes - and, you know, I will challenge your new young lady.
Finally I found someone who will help at the right time, and will not feed me with useless promises.
I would run after you, wearing only a robe and with my hair flying. But it's so terribly boring that I changed my mind.

Don't know what status to set to notice a guy? The best of them are already in this selection!

Only then will a guy understand how dear a girl is to him when he sees her with someone else.
I want to find a guy who, looking into my eyes, will understand without words that right now I just need to kiss me, and it doesn’t matter if we’re dating or just friends.
You make a god out of a guy and he dumps you. The other makes a beast out of him, and he licks her hands and does not leave her side.
— Why doesn’t my boyfriend write me warm text messages at night? - Because you don’t have a boyfriend!
I’m kind of strange, I imagine my boyfriend with his ex-girlfriend, how and what they had, and then I sit and get mad.

How easy it is to lose a person in this crazy world... It seems like just yesterday we were laughing together at things that only two people understood, but now you don’t even know how to start a conversation... -
We easily answer “no” to guys’ proposals. Have you ever wondered how much courage it takes to just come up and invite you?
If a guy cheats, don't cry, just laugh! A good guy won't cheat, it's the bastards who cheat!!!
Any guy can get the girl he wants, he just has to try, it’s not a big trick; but only a guy who respects a girl can break up with her without humiliating her.
I really want him to suddenly sit down, no matter where or where, and his friends ask - what’s the matter with you? and he would answer: - damn, guys, how I love her.
Like a fool, I bought a gift, waited for him, but he was busy and couldn’t even come out for 5 minutes, and I was left with my gift and an unpleasant feeling, as if I had been scammed.
How bitter it is when someone dear to you deceives, and not for the first time... After all that has happened, have they really lost mutual trust?
- Why aren’t you friends with those girls? - I don’t have a boyfriend... We have nothing to talk about!
Do you know how real men differ from ordinary men? Ordinary ones give you a headache... But real ones make you dizzy!
There is nothing more annoying for a guy than promising to love him “always” when he would rather be loved for two or three weeks
But it’s still sad when a man buys condoms individually. Either there is no money at all, or no strength...
I confessed my love to him, and in response he said, “Ahhh... I see!”
The guy I love loves my sister... What’s going on in my soul right now cannot be described in words... I don’t understand what to do... I want to fall through the ground...
Before you cry into your friend's vest, smell if this vest smells like your boyfriend's perfume!!!
He is the perfect guy, and he is only mine... it’s a pity that I don’t know him yet.
Guys don’t understand one thing: we’re not crying because of them, we’re crying because now we’ll have to look for someone again, undress in front of someone again, get used to someone again.
Of course, I understand that there are a lot of fools on the Internet... okay, guys are added for the sake of virtuality, but when girls... this is too much... you immediately ask yourself the question: do I look like a guy???
I know him, but I don't remember him! He's in the past!
The most painful thing is when a loved one considers you a traitor, when you are not to blame for anything!
Guys can be so stupid when they date a girl and love her and she sleeps with everyone. And when this guy is in love, he doesn’t notice the normal one who seems to be in love!!!
A guy will never forget the girl who made him cry.
Sometimes we just hate these guys, and sometimes we just can't live without them.
I hate it when guys call me “sweetheart”!! The neuter gender is a template that womanizers use to call their next victim!!!
You know what, honey? I don’t believe in all your “I share my problems with you because you are dear to me, I trust you.” Fuck you. You might as well trust the blanket.
Forgive me, but I'm leaving. Forgive me, I live for you, the last time I will smile at you and I will never return. —

Statuses about the ex-boyfriend you love

...she remembers every breath, the smell of his hair...beautiful eyes, and is still in love with him.

Kissing her lips, you will look for MY taste with your tongue... and you will not find... she is not me...

You are nobody to me... Just the meaning of life, nothing more.

He dreamed again, I woke up and realized how much I love him and miss him.

I broke hearts, burned them to the ground, forgot everyone, I couldn’t do it for you...

I know that you will be visiting my page for a long time. Because that's what I do myself...

You will never get rid of me, I carry you inside me, somewhere under my heart. I can be with anyone, but I can only love you...

I'm sorry for everything and, for God's sake, stop dreaming about me.

I often find myself still looking for you in the crowd.

Forgive me for everything that happened before... Forgive me for not loving you. It’s just that I didn’t understand then that you loved me, I just didn’t know...

I want everything to be fine with me. And with or without you it doesn’t matter

If your relationship has broken up, you need to get out of it not only in words, but with all your heart. Cheeky statuses about ex-boyfriends are the best way to do this.

I'll never pick up the phone again, but it will be nice to see you missed it.
I know that you will be visiting my page for a long time. Because that's what I do myself...
There will be no more sweet moments that only we had. It's a shame, of course, but I'll survive.
Yes, I'm not perfect, but that's not a reason to treat me like this. You will regret it!
It will be very painful for me to see you with someone else. But I can't stand your antics anymore. Sorry.
You called yesterday. Maybe he got drunk, or maybe he really wanted to go back. You know, I don't care.
I won't smile at you anymore. Unless by chance, if God forbid we meet.
Whether I miss you or not, it’s none of your business. Thank you, I'll figure it out myself somehow.
It’s hard both with you and without you. More and more often I catch myself thinking that you have completely taken away from me at least some faith in men.
I realized that I was drawn to you, but only because of the memories.
I won't let you near me anymore. I don’t need such spitting in my soul!
If a person doesn’t suit you, have the courage to express everything in person, and not look for someone on the side.
I want happiness to be real. So that it sparkles with all the colors of the rainbow. And not what you offered me...
It’s so nice to leave everything in the past: work, “type” of relationships, “type” of friends. I took a risk once and never regretted it again.
I thought you loved me since you always come back. But it turned out that I was just a backup option.
Dreams can come back, but they cannot be glued back together. Remember this, my dear.
You wiped your feet on me for only one reason: I allowed it. So know this: don’t count on it anymore.
Today I will begin to forget you. At first, just the number of the variety, and then a complete choice from memory.
Now I can choose for myself whether I am single or single. Goodbye, my dear.
Spring is ahead, and everything should be so romantic. But now I have to go through the pain of separation.
I don't want to fake a smile. If I meet you, I will turn my back on you. And I'm not ashamed.
All in the past. You won't come again. And I can’t say that I’m not happy about it.
We will be together now only in dreams. Don't even be happy that I forgive you!
Winter has passed, and everything should be happy, but you ruined everything again because you left...
It's scary because before you were the meaning of life for me. And now you are nobody.

Love passes

Sooner or later feelings end, it happens. You need to be able to pull yourself together and move on without looking back at the past. Statuses about relationships that have ended.

If only you knew how useful your photos were to me... they turned into a very convenient coffee stand!
It sucks that feelings don’t end with relationships...
Sometimes you need to be able to move forward without looking back at the people who left you first...
You know, I was thinking that sex with ex-wives is not really cheating... it’s more like nostalgia!
Don't worry. Today you are her ex. And tomorrow everything will be fine - there will be new women, there will be a new world!
I have never understood people who say that their ex-wife is so good... If she is so good, then why her ex?
An old folk wisdom: if a woman looks so bright and shining, wearing makeup and with a smile on her face, her ex is somewhere nearby...
Do you think your wife is costing you a lot? You just can’t imagine how much your ex-wife costs...
As my ex-wife always used to say: “Oh, where will he go...”
If you're sad that she became your ex, don't be sad, you'll soon realize how lucky you are!
How is it that people we once loved with all our hearts become such strangers to us?
“Amicable” conversations with ex-wives never end in anything really good...
The hardest and funniest thing you can see in life is your ex kissing another man!
There is no need to tell all the dirt about your exes - by doing this you are only making it worse for yourself, after all, it was you who once chose them...
Divorced? Now remember: in the next couple of years you just have to look like a macho man with a lot of money in case you meet your ex!
Behind every great man, somewhere far back there is one of his exes who made him so strong!

When more than just ordinary words are used

Sometimes the struggle for a man goes beyond all boundaries, but we forget the main thing - this struggle should not exist in principle. One of the really delicate steps is to establish statuses for my husband's ex-wife.

Dear ex of my husband. You are an amazing woman. He's still shaking :D.
Why say that I am this and that? Look at yourself, what kind of normal man would be with you?
Love is a feeling that you don't understand. This is when you feel good together, and there is no need to take money out of him.
I wish you happiness. You should change your character a little, of course. And so you will find your man...
Yes, you have something to do, get your hair done, start dressing normally. Why are you bothering us?
I’m not going to become an ideal wife, but you know, I’ll be better than you...
Do you know what a stupid woman does? That's right, he's trying to get at his rival.
There is nothing worse than seeing your husband's ex every day. As if you were to blame for something!
It happens that you look at a woman, and you feel stupidly sorry for her, even though she insults you with the last words.
Appearance is not the main thing, and intelligence is not the main thing. The main thing is that you treat the man normally. Remember this.
Of course, I have seen a lot in my life. But forgive a gorilla like my husband’s ex.
Yes, I am his new wife, I treat their child well, and respect her. This is actually how it should be!
Someone said that love is punishment, so be happy, fool, that you are not being punished...
A man and a woman must stay with each other until the end of their days. Correction: in an ideal world.
You know, if you hadn’t thrown hysterics, he might have returned to you. So what do you expect?
Dear ex of my husband. Now you have a headache because before you had a headache all the time :D.
I don't need your money, I need your ex-husband. That's why he left for me!
I will become the sweetest and most alluring for him, and you will remain a screaming aunt.
I’m just better, I’m just more beautiful, I’m just ready for pleasure. That's why it's me and not you.
You know who can calmly look at his ex's new wife? An exceptionally smart woman!
Wives whose husbands leave them do not believe in love, but those whose husbands leave them, on the contrary, begin to believe.