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Gossip is what we hear; news is what we say. L. Levinson

TV news: a series of disasters with a fashion show at the end. O. Levant.

If a dog bites a person, it's not news; news - if a person bites a dog. Charles Anderson Dana

I can get any news for you, be it big or small, and if there is no news, I will go out into the street and bite the dog. From the American film "Ace in the Hole"

Newspapers not only report news, but also present everything as news. Gilbert Chesterton

Headers double the size of events. John Galsworthy

A big enough headline makes any news big. From the American film "Citizen Kane"

News is something that no one would like to see published; everything else is advertising. Unknown American journalist

News is something that a subject who cares little about anything is concerned with. Evelyn Waugh

News is what a good editor chooses to publish. Arthur McEwan

News: everything that makes a woman exclaim “Oh my God!” Edgar Howe

Nothing is news until it appears in The Times. Ralph Deakin, publisher of The Times newspaper

News strives to fill all the airtime and newspaper space allotted to them. William Sefire

All news, with the exception of the price of bread, is meaningless and irrelevant. Charles Lamb

News is a long-known thing that only happens to new people every time.

Only wake me if bad news comes; and if they are good, by no means. Napoleon I

No news is good news.

No news is good news; no journalists - even better news. Nicholas Bentley

The real news is bad news. Marshall McLuhan

Bad news drives out good news. Lee Levinger

Today's news is usually too true to be good.

Don't call yourself an optimist - people might think you can't read.

You only need to read old newspapers. Ten years later, all bad news seems ridiculous. Jean Anouilh

The most reliable and proven diet: eat only when there is good news in the newspaper. Modified Robert Orben

The newspaper doesn't know the difference between a bicycle accident and a civilizational disaster. George Bernard Shaw

For the entire week, not a single global catastrophe! Why do I buy newspapers? Karel Capek

If you watch TV, you may have noticed that the good guys always beat the bad guys, except on the nine o'clock news.

It's time to cleanse television of violence, starting with the evening news.

It's better to make news than to talk about it. Winston Churchill

If a dog bites a person, it's not news; news - if a person bites a dog. Charles Anderson Payne

A dog biting a man is not news unless he is a newspaper publisher.

If an actor bites a dog, this is not news - this is publicity.

News is a story shot on the fly. Even if only swifts are flying today, the news hunter is trying to get his hands on a peacock or an eagle. Gene Fowler

The amount of news happening in the world every day always corresponds exactly to the volume of the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld

People always confuse what newspapers write about with news. Abbott Joseph Dibling

The newspaper no longer reports news, but produces it. Nor.man Mailer

One newspaper reported the death of a great man while he was still alive, and five years later began its obituary with the words: “We were the first to report...” Philippe Bouvard

Is it worth filming a demonstration that wouldn't exist if we didn't film it? Mary McLaughlin, television producer

News that is unpleasant to the government should not be reported until it is known to everyone. And then you shouldn’t even report them, because they are already known to everyone. Attributed to Napoleon I

The more remote the location of the disaster, the more victims are required for it to become news. Fuller's Law on Journalism

Some TV presenters get paid more for reading the news than the president does for making the news.

The real news is bad news. Marshall McLuhan

News is something that a subject who cares little about anything is concerned with. Evelyn Waugh

The latest gossip is more interesting than the first news. Vladimir Maleshin

News is the same thing happening every day, but to different people.

Bad news is never false. Spanish saying

Bad news runs, good news limps along. John Milton

All news, with the exception of the price of bread, is meaningless and irrelevant. Charles Lamb

Why does everyone need news?.. Maybe in order to be fully armed at a critical moment, although it is known in advance that everything in the world is changing? I used to think so too. But that's a lie. A person listens to news only to calm down. No matter how amazing the news is given to him, if a person listens to it, then he is alive - that’s the point. The truly amazing news is the latest news that announces the end of the world. Everyone's ultimate dream is to be able to hear it. Because this will mean that we managed to survive the end of the world. Hiroshi Noma

Ukraine was in a hurry - and helped Putin

UEFA still responded to the scandalous form of the Ukrainian national football team. As is customary among European officials, the reaction turned out to be half-hearted, such that they seemed to do something, but not really. The phrase “Glory to Ukraine!” will disappear from the national team’s T-shirts, but the phantom pain in the face of the contours of the map of the republic with Crimea will remain.

Literally an hour later, the Ukrainian authorities introduced a ban on the entry of foreigners vaccinated with Sputnik V. There is no word on whether this is a retaliatory measure, but it’s also not very believable as a mere coincidence. The official reason for this measure was that the domestic vaccine was not included in the list of the World Health Organization.

However, if such a step is indeed the answer, then the Ukrainian authorities played into the hands of the Russian authorities. The point is that yes, of course, the domestic opposition from the very announcement of Sputnik was, to put it mildly, skeptical about it. What is the value of Maxim Katz alone, who was first the brainchild of the center named after. He called Gamaleyi nothing more than “Putin’s compote.” However, a month later, the cunning director of the Urban Projects Foundation, and a good poker player in the past, gave in and happily inoculated himself with the same “compote”, not forgetting, of course, to notify all his Twitter subscribers about this. Well, he’s not the only one, to be fair; at the same time, the duty poet and regular oppositionist Lev Rubinstein performed similar pirouettes. Moreover, the aged Lev Semyonovich was vaccinated as part of the then-still trials and, by his own admission on Facebook, definitely received a dose of the vaccine, and not a placebo, because “it was done by completely reliable people.” As they say, these people also forbid us to pick our noses. In general, as some Telegram channels aptly and caustically joked at the time, it seemed that all opposition figures so zealously despised Sputnik in order to then be the first to be vaccinated without queues of gullible subscribers.

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And against this background, as well as against the background of the recent departure of Dmitry Gudkov, the decision of the Ukrainian side is frankly beneficial to the Russian authorities, because in fact it cuts off the immediate escape route for all oppositionists, who are almost entirely vaccinated with Sputnik. Actually, Gudkov himself, if he hesitated a little, would no longer be able to “flee” from the country with a rating.

Until today, this whole fashionable scandal with the uniform of Ukraine, inflated by the hysteria of domestic politicians, looked like an unconditional moral victory for Independence. But hasty and short-sighted response actions once again turned “peremoga” into “zrada.”

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We report news, not make it up. This is a government matter. Tags: “V for Vendetta” // ironic quotes // news //

We sometimes experience terrible events, and if we cannot move past or forget them, we have to accept our memories. The sooner you get over it, the sooner you say, “Yes, this happened, and I can’t do anything about it,” the sooner you can start living your own life. Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship news // life quotes // memories // trouble //

Mrs. Holland learned of Henry Hopkins' death from an old friend of hers, a woman who performed some suspicious duties in the workhouse across the street. She, in turn, heard this from a factory girl, whose brother was sweeping the very street where there was a newspaper shop, the owner of which had a cousin - the same one who talked with the man who found the body. All crime news in London was spread in this simple way. Tags: Philip Pullman // Ruby in the Dark // funny quotes // rumors, gossip // news //

“We should have told her the news first.” - Well, what are you talking about! It's not every day you find out that you're a dead princess. Tags: Frankie Drake Mysteries // Mrs. Winchester // Frankie Drake // ironic quotes // news //

Over the years of practice, I have learned: when delivering bad news, it is better to say as little as possible. Tags: Henry Marsh // Do no harm. Stories about life, death and neurosurgery // news //

Good news is hard to keep secret. Tags: Legal Suits / Suits // Jessica Pearson // news //

And at the same time, it is important to listen to the faintest sound so as not to miss anything. Do you understand? After all, good news usually makes itself known quietly. Please remember this. Tags: Haruki Murakami // The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle // news //

In our castle there is little news, there are usually only two of them - it’s dawn and dark. Tags: Andrey Vasiliev // Castle on Raven Hill // Chris Zhuchok “Erast von Ruth” // sarcastic quotes // news //

One of the oldest rules in the investing world is that once you read about an event in the newspaper, it's too late. Tags: Michael Lewis // Bearing // Barry // news // finance //

That year I lived with bad news, my misfortune, and pain, and guilt. With dry, inflamed eyes I looked at the world flickering before me. And the boy did not deserve attention, And the country dog yawned nervously. Tragic worldview The bad thing is that it is arrogant. Tags: Alexander Semyonovich Kushner // life quotes // news // world, universe // tragedy //

— Nowadays there is a lot of debate about how a presenter should present the news - dispassionately or with a pronounced attitude. What do you think? - Not with attitude, but with assessment. Attitude implies an emotional connotation, and an assessment is my personal - civil and human - opinion about a particular fact. The same Olga Vysotskaya named us three pillars of announcer skill: what I say, to whom and why. But it is important not to impose your point of view, but to present it with subtext: I think so, what do you think? Tags: Igor Leonidovich Kirillov // assessment // news // attitude //

This is what Senator Santorum said in an interview with Fox News: “It is wrong to say that being black and being gay are the same thing. There is a huge amount of research that proves the opposite. There are people who were gay and lived as gays and ceased to be gays. The cases are not analogous—hardly possible if you're black...” Mr. Santorum forgives you for being black because there's nothing you can do about it, but you're not forced to be gay. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy //

If you are a gray point and do not turn on the convolutions of the muscles. In order to appear brighter, you stopudov, choose a duller background. Tags: GROT // News // life quotes // illusions //

Nothing is news until it appears in The Times. Tags: Ralph Deakin // ironic quotes // Media // news //

Why do the news never call a lie a lie, even though everyone knows it is a lie? Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy // life quotes // lies, deception // news //

And any news is initially good - You’re just not used to it yet. Tags: Aquarium // Fairy // news //

"There's a lot of realistic angst in this song about losing love." If you love someone enough, then you will follow where they go. That's how I got to Memphis, that's how I got to Memphis... If you love someone enough, then you will go where your heart wants to go. That's how I got to Memphis, that's how I got to Memphis. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy //

As you know, an optimist is a person who has not yet heard the news. Tags: Gambit (2012) // Major Wingate // optimism // news //

I work with important news, unimportant news, and if there is no news, I will go and bite the dog. Tags: Ace in the Hole // Charles Tatum // ironic quotes // news //

Severely limit your news viewing, especially when it comes to humanitarian disasters. “Consuming” pictures of disasters, melting with sympathy for the victims, sitting in front of the TV screen - this will not help anyone. Not to the victims, not to ourselves. Interest in the catastrophes of this world is simply voyeurism. Tags: Rolf Dobelli // Philosophy of a good life // motivational quotes // news // disaster //

There is a specific movement of people who read selective articles that confirm their inventions, and believe that in this way they educate themselves. Tags: Non-news // Elena Rassokhina // sarcastic quotes //

American Republican Senator Lindsey Graham believes that new supplies of heavy weapons to Ukraine will help establish peace in the conflict zone. Logical! As American stand-up comedian George Carlin said: “Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.” What is life logic for an American comedian and what is life logic for an American senator... Tags: Control shot. News of the week // George Carlin // DJ Vatnik // sarcastic quotes //

Events and news are always different. Tags: Valley of the Wolves: The Trap (Kurtlar Vadisi: Pusu) // Ariel // events // news //

News travels slowly when communication is a luxury. Tags: The Man from Earth // John Oldman // news // communication // information //

In ancient Greek, an idiot is a person who does not participate in public life, withdraws from it and observes from the sidelines. That is why I have always been attracted to the profession of a news anchor. This is an outside view. I've always tried to do this. You walk around the zoo, see what’s happening there, and tell others about it. Therefore, in life I was also guided by this principle and did not try to participate in political life. I have always believed that it is a personal matter for everyone to make their own choice. Tags: Mikhail Glebovich Osokin // news // television //

You can't blame the news for scaring you any more than you can blame horror movies or haunted houses. This is what people pay for. And the reason people buy fear so easily and stockpile it is because it makes it so much easier for you to believe all this bullshit, you know: immigrants are trying to take your job, pedophiles are trying to fuck your children, terrorists are going to blow up yours Ford Focus. This is much more pleasant for people to buy than to accept the reality in which there is probably... a statistically high probability that nothing significant will happen to you in your entire boring life. Tags: Doug Stanhope // life // fear // reality // news //

We put on women's rags, pretended to be maniacs and poured artificial blood all around. The public has only seen this in horror films. Today it is enough to turn on the news. The three of me, Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie aren't nearly as scary as CNN's evening show. Tags: Alice Cooper // life quotes // music // news // television //

— Maybe you can tell us here and now, do you gravitate toward right-wing or left-wing parties? — I voted for candidates from both major parties. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy //

- I have news . - No news. No . Today we mourn the loss of this beautiful woman. There is no need for news, because news means information, information means action, action means more losses. I don't want any news. Tags: The Originals // Ivy // Vincent Griffith // sad quotes // news //

If I want to know about what's going on in the world, I read the newspaper. Why would I marry a smart woman for this? Tags: Govinda (Govind Arun Ahuja) // marriage // news //

Two good news: 1. Today is summer 2. Tomorrow is summer Tags: Author unknown // summer // news //

- How do you know? You're an IT guy. - I run your blog. - Are you serious? I have a blog?! Stop! Do I really have a blog, but I don’t know about it? Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy // blogs //

Recently, at the intersection of Lenin and Sovetskaya streets, world wrestling champion Artur Taymazov and a BMW collided. The owner of the BMW escaped with a slight fright... and the BMW. Tags: KVN // Pyramid // David Tsallaev // funny quotes // news //

- So, now, as usual, news with Alexey. - Amazing message... [Dima suddenly slips some fluffy rubbish under Lesha's nose] - Sorry. Amazing message from abroad. Today in Los Angeles... [Dima continues to interfere, Lesha bites him] - ...for the first time in history, a sperm bank went bankrupt. To the head office of the bank... [Hait pulls out the piece of news from Lesha's hands, but it is not lost] - ... there is already a line of deceived depositors who are demanding their deposits be returned to them. We continue our news. Tags: Radio Day // Lyosha // funny quotes // news //

Player, voice recorder, two lighters just in case. These thoughts are in draft form, St. Petersburg on the Neva, Rostov on the Don, Moscow on the Moscow River. Tags: Center // News // life //

Wake me only if there is bad news; and if they are good, by no means. Tags: Napoleon I Bonaparte // news //

— People find out the news. — People don’t learn the news, people are told the news. Tags: Legal Suits / Suits // Harvey Spector // Jessica Pearson // news //

“Tell me,” I ordered, “But before you tell me the bad news, tell me the good news.” “Then I’ll have to remain silent.” Tags: Sergei Lukyanenko // Planet that does not exist // Serge // news //

You shouldn't read newspapers. Bad news will find you. Tags: Leonid Vladimirovich Shebarshin // The KGB is joking. Aphorisms from the head of Soviet intelligence and his son // ironic quotes // news //

In Europe, during similar disasters, thousands of cases of looting were reported. In Japan - not a single one... Tags: Author unknown // Japan // disasters // earthquake // news //

I believe that bad news should be communicated personally, without witnesses and in advance... Tags: Alan Greenspan // The Age of Shocks. Problems and prospects of the global financial system // life quotes // news //

- Tell the whole world what happened here... - What happened here? - I don’t know, but tell me anyway. Tags: Tropic Thunder (Tropic Thunder) // Cyrus Lazarus // Doug Speedman // funny quotes // news //

Fly after your dream through the years And breaking all the walls on the way, Kiss her, closing your eyes, remember: “Life is only in your hands!” Tags: For Glory // News // love // dream // eyes //

— We took Rome. - Glorious news. - Written in blood. The path to the curia is strewn with corpses... - You had no choice. — There is always a choice if you are ready to lose. Tags: Medici: Masters of Florence // Cosimo de' Medici // Contessina de' Bardi de' Medici // news // blood //

It's not that the world has become much worse, but the coverage of events has become much better. Tags: Gilbert Keith Chesterton // world, universe // news //

It seems that the “hero” forgot the main rules of handling weapons: Rule one: get it - use it! Rule two: when you start shooting, don’t forget to stop! We, of course, remember the most important thing, rule three - Joe was a good guy, he shot second, but died first! [old cowboy saying] Tags: Control shot. News for the week // DJ Vatnik //

- Sit down please. I have some not very good news. “I accept not very good news, just like I accept blowjobs,” standing up. Tags: Lillehammer // ironic quotes // news // blowjob //

I immediately came across the news and decided to leave it for now. Although in general I prefer horror films. They are not as scary as the same evening news. Tags: Alex Kosh // If I were a vampire // news // film //

There is nothing worse than “wonderful news” from the lips of a mother. Gods, save me. Tags: Natalya Lisina // Witches don’t like horned people // meaningful quotes // news //

- And how do you feel about Jay’s words? — I envy the size of Jay's audience. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy //

The good news is that he doesn't have many organs left that could fail. Tags: House MD // Dr. Gregory House // sarcastic quotes // news //

You know, when you watch Russian news, it’s impossible to be happy for more than fifteen minutes. Tags: Vladimir Borisovich Kramnik // news //

Bad news travels fast, and when it does, we must find a way to deal with it. If our husbands tell us they are moving out, we look for ways to distract ourselves. If unpaid bills start piling up, we look for ways to make big money. If we are told a secret that is too scary to share, we learn to keep it to ourselves. But we must remember that the bad news we receive for someone can be good news... in secret. Tags: Desperate Housewives // news //

- I have two news for you: one is good, the other is bad. Which one should I start with? - Start with the bad one. - I forgot the good one. Tags: Comedy Battle // Rustam Reptiloid // Tambi Masaev // funny quotes // news //

Someone said that news is events that happen again and again, only all the time to different people. It's really quite a repetitive thing. For many years, it seems that everything possible has already happened. Tags: Mikhail Glebovich Osokin // news // events //

- Tamara, I have two news for you - good and bad. Good: you look great, bad: you're fired! Tags: Daddy's girls // funny quotes // news //

Now, including the news, you understand in advance what they will tell you and with what intonation. And on what channel this happens is also more or less unimportant. And yes, if you threw away the “zombie box” and read news on the Internet, then your picture of the world is simply manipulated not by vampires, who, as you know, work as chief editors of television news, but by Google algorithms. That is, we are manipulated either by vampires or robots. Tags: Russia Not Today // Vitaly Kosarev // news //

Good news travels quickly, but bad news travels instantly. Tags: The Wolf of Wall Street // news //

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light except bad news - it obeys its own laws. Tags: Douglas Adams // ironic quotes // news // law //

It has been noticed that news told in secret spreads much faster than just news. Tags: Yuri Tatarkin // secrets, mysteries // rumors, gossip // news //

This is good news, although it will not be easy. Tags: Sergei Bogdanovich Semak // children // football // news //

No news, my dear guest. And this is good, because bad news tends to come without delay. Tags: Alexey Fedorochev // Aziz ibn Suleiman // news //

Now, if we want to find out some news, we immediately go to the Internet. Previously, the entire Internet was replaced by a tear-off calendar on the wall. We learned the news from there. For example, June 21 is the summer solstice and there is a list of birthday people, and at the end there was a recipe for sauerkraut. You read it, then told your wife. I “retweeted” the recipe, so to speak. Tags: Comedy club // Ruslan Bely // Internet, network // news //

The first of September was a so-so day, the anniversary of the start of the First World War, the beginning of autumn and the children went to school, to the delight of their parents and drivers. Tags: Control shot. News for the week // DJ Vatnik //

You know, I'm a sensible realist. Therefore, all my predictions would have a minus sign. I speak general words about the most ordinary things. And they sound like bad predictions. Why? Yes, because our lives are full of bad omens. Take any newspaper and compare how much good news there is and how much bad news there is. You'll understand right away. Tags: Haruki Murakami // Kafka on the beach // Oshima // life // news //

When we understand that we have no choice, we somehow cope with even the most difficult trials. Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship news // life quotes // trials // choices //

There is good news: the more of you who die, the more food I have. I didn't say this was good news for you. Tags: Ice Age 2: Global Warming (Ice Age: The Meltdown) // news //

There's bad news and good news. The bad news is that you have three hollows. The good news is that your gold tooth has increased in value. Tags: Author unknown // news //

In any human group there is a person who likes to report unpleasant news. Tags: Dmitry Yemets // Bridge to someone else’s dream // news //

Every day live they diligently count corpses and call it news. Do they think we are only interested in death? Tags: Jonathan Tropper // It's time for a new life // life quotes // television // news //

I've noticed a new trend in the news: more and more anchors are starting to stand rather than sit in the frame. What is this connected with? There are several versions. First: standing, as you know, you can drink more water, and, accordingly, pour more water on the viewer. Second: TV channels began optimizing business processes and sold all the chairs on Avito, or simply all the chairs burned down, because the presenters had a strong fire. And third, the most plausible: the presenters are not people, but life-size puppets of people, controlled by a puppeteer and voiced by a ventriloquist. Tags: Russia Not Today // Vitaly Kosarev // sarcastic quotes // news //

Only those women who are waiting for news are bored. Tags: Valley of the Wolves: Trap (Kurtlar Vadisi: Pusu) // Tilki Andrey // news //

US military analyst Stephen Blank suggested US Navy warships into the Sea of Azov, through the Kerch Strait. I can imagine the joy of the sailors who realized that they would have to go through a small entrance window into the enemy’s inland sea. Moreover, with a good acceleration, because the Sea of Azov is the shallowest in the world, then the interventionists will have to get stuck in the mud, sit and sadly wait to see from which shore they will fly in first if the fuss starts. Tags: Control shot. News for the week // DJ Vatnik //

Some believe that these are simply economic proceedings. Dispute between two owners. Others believe that the government is demonstrating its interest in removing journalism independent of it from the information field. <…> We are talking about the liquidation of the second private channel in less than a year. For example, the Izvestia newspaper saw a certain trend like this: “Television will be more reminiscent of the songs of the storyteller of the thirties Akin Dzhambul with the same super task - “So that you, baby, fall asleep...” Tags: TV6 News // Mikhail Glebovich Osokin // ironic quotes // news // television //

After all, what is the essence of the media business? When grief comes to people, try to sell it well in the form of news - and you will be happy. Tags: Victor Pelevin // SNUFF // grief // news // corruption //

I have a flaw: I don't believe in good news. Tags: Mark Levy // Leave to return // Andrew Stillman // news // disbelief //

If there is no use, don’t wait for it, but rather go drink tea! Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship news // positive quotes // tea //

Good news first. Well... not that good, but better than bad. Tags: Criminal minds // Penelope Garcia // news //

If I need to bring bad news, it is better that I do not smell of alcohol at this time. Tags: Justice (Justified) // Boyd Crowder // alcohol // bad // news //

Recently, the news seemed to be secretly written by a fourteen-year-old boy with a rich imagination. Reminds me of something from the last century, spies and all that, the Russians are back, the main enemy - the evil lord of war - is like: "Muhaha!" There is also Angela Merkel with a squinted eye, stroking a cat, like: “Oh, but we have your gas!”, stuff like that. I'm waiting for the news reporter to say, “But who can save us?” Thudududum-thudududum. Tags: 8 out of 10 Cats // ironic quotes // politics // news //

Maybe love was like a box of chocolates of different varieties, from which a person was allowed to take more than once? Some candies burned and stung the tongue, some smelled like perfume. In some the filling was bitter, in some there was poison mixed with honey. Something was quickly swallowed, and something got stuck in the throat. And among the usual mint and cream caramels, there were truly rare ones, some were deadly, and some gave quiet peace and joy. Which one should you choose? Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship's News // Quoyle // love //

If you think you're smart, don't share this news as if it were your last. Tags: Gennady Efimovich Malkin // A thought cannot be invented // smart // news //

Good country . Nobody has any brains. Tags: Hot news // Russia //

There is an art to breaking bad news. Tags: House MD // Dr. Gregory House // art // news //

- So, 2 news. Where to begin? - I was suspended, right? - Worse. - Fired? - Even worse. - Worse? Will I be executed? Tags: Beaver is welcome! (Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis) // Philippe Abrams // Jean Vandernoout // funny quotes // news //

- Yes, ma'am. - Ma'am? Do I look so old? - No no. You were a war correspondent. Twenty six months. That's why I called you "ma'am." - Just like the Marines. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Maggie Jordan // Mackenzie McHale //

An empty buffet and a full plate were a man's business, and a full buffet and an empty plate were a woman's business. Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship's news // women // food, food // men //

Everything is wonderful in this wonderful world until the news starts on TV. Tags: Jonathan Trigell // Boy A // life quotes // world, universe // news //

The mood is cheerful, kind, plus a burgundy time of year for my city. Favorite time is 5 am. The Moon is slowly giving way to the Sun in the sky. Tags: Guf // News // Moscow //

If you don't laugh, you can go crazy, right? Tags: Annie Proulx // Ship's news // laughter //

News sites are very unpredictable. They can spend weeks harping on the birth of a tiger cub at the local zoo, or they can write only a couple of lines about the death of a person, without even remembering any of his merits. Tags: Alexander Alexandrovich Shevchenko // life quotes // news // death //

... to convey any news, you just need to talk without stopping. Tags: Isaac Asimov // My son is a physicist // news //

An excellent motto for the author of a news program: “We show reality the way we want it to be.” Tags: Russia Not Today // Vitaly Kosarev // sarcastic quotes // news // reality //

When I watch the news, I understand: the world is ruled by those who never listen to music. Tags: Bob Dylan // world, universe // music // news // power //

Do you tell students with a serious look that America is striped, classy, and starry, and that we are the only ones in the world who have freedom? There is freedom in Canada, freedom in Japan, freedom in Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, and in Belgium too. There are 207 independent states in the world, 180 have freedom. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy // life quotes // politics // America //

- Wait. I've had enough of this crap about being cold. The guys did a great job today. A team is capable of this, and I have a team of the best on television. I want each of you to know that you are very important to me. Isn't this our equipment room? - No . - Then kill it. Tags: News (The Newsroom) // Will McAvoy //

TV news should be broadcast every half hour. Why are toilets at McDonald's washed every thirty minutes, but imbeciles are brainwashed less often than toilets? Tags: Sergei Dorenko // ironic quotes // television // news //

The good news is that everyone is alive. The bad news is that Corporal Randolph was blown across four blocks. Fu, damn it, I'm wearing a goat!... No, it's marshmallow. Tags: No Offense // Randolph Miller // funny quotes // explosion // news //

You can't run away from fate. In Florida, an armed woman threatened to commit suicide. The police tried to negotiate with her, but at some point the connection was lost. As a result, police special forces launched an assault and shot the hesitant suicide. In short, if you have given up on your dream, this does not mean that the dream has given up on you! Tags: Control shot. News for the week // DJ Vatnik //

The best news is no news. Tags: Max Frei // Tales of Old Vilnius II // news // the best //